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An 85â€"yearâ€"old Chicago woman has just obtained a divorce. Probably started proceedings when she was 25. Einstein, discoverer of the Relaâ€" tivity of Space and Time, says he is on the eve‘ of making a new anâ€" nouneement that will shock the world. But no one who can understand Einâ€" stein could be shocked! Definition: A politician is a man who blames it on the weather when the crops are bad and then takes the credit himself when they are of the Czar, and the Russians are greatly shocked. What we wonder at is how they came to notice it. tute convention at Pittsburgh envisâ€" joned houses built entirely of coal. If it‘s the kind of coal some of us have been getting, we may be sure these houses won‘t burn down. Every tramp seeking sheiter at the poorhouse at Chelmsford, Eng., must submit to a cold shower bath. This automatically, we presume, solves the problem of overcrowding. Quantities of soap have been disâ€" covered in Moscow bearing portraits goans have it all over him in endurâ€" Rumor has it about to marry. An lowan has chucked up his busiâ€" ness in disgust because he has been robbed six times since 1914. Chicaâ€" Fred Elmenberger of Berlin talked foy 120 hours in succession, siceping only eight hours in between, and wasn‘t even hoarse at the finish. This seems remarkable to those who have !Jfllhh»hla?-‘lhnhu a modesty crusade ’u* to wear short skirts. We may preâ€" e and a Big Cast in Frank Wal: & Joyboys Wiliam /. "Chimes and Rhymes" Clyde Cook GENESEEF Entire New Stage and _ All Seats Reserved _ Resorvi Sercen Program _ Adm. $1.00 per Person _ Being GALA NEW YEAR‘S EVE MDNIGHT SHOW Songâ€"Dance and Comedy C with a Big Company of Dec. 17, 18, 19 HEAR and SEE! , on thg stage SUNDAY ONLY, DECEMBER 9th that Lindberg is We always felt he Make Reservations Now! AT WAUKEGAN "Beware of Bachelors" "STATE STREET SADIE" A Roilicking Comedy in Sound curator of botany. About oneâ€"half of these are indigenous to South America; the rest to the old world, particularly the Oriental tropics. The American green and red peppers, soâ€" called, are not members of the true pepper family at all, but belong to the potato family, Dr. Dahigren points out. The common black and white peppers in general table use are products of the same plant, the white pepper being made from the same berries as the biack, but with the husks removed before grinding. The favorite intoxicating beverage of the natives of Polynesia is a pungent sort of grog made from the is the chewing tobacco of many tribes constitute ene of the features of the hall of plant life at Field Museum of Natural History. . The exhibit is made up largely of material secured ‘There are approximately 1,300 speâ€" cies of peppers in the world, accordâ€" making them easy to catch, s local anaesthetic used in the crude surgery An exhibit showing a pepper vine as it appears in life, and a collection by the Captain Marshall Field Braâ€" zilian expedition. A highly intoxicating drink, a poiâ€" son for killing rates, a narcotic to be â€"these iare all products of pépper plants, known mainly as the source onlyol.m!wlfls. â€" L :WJ | unconscious. Another vari¢ty of pepâ€" si Acuding mvm'...-ufl-h-dna-‘“""”"m e I riginal people in Peru to poison sys * b mm f =bm:. The J: Ben Johnson invited a chorusâ€"girl N other betel chewing people®| out after the show. "Ah," he said STRANGE CUSTOMS 'low..,.,a...g...,_..,_ ullully "lh'ilkto-:"nly-ih tss a pepper vine. Cubebs, used in cigarâ€" & o s ettes made for people with respiraâ€"| *"im* ¢yes." Next day the coryphces Interesting Facts Related in |tory ailments, is a pepper plant prodâ€"|union boycotted Ben and resoived Regard to Exhibit of These |uct from the East Indies. Indies of| that he was a tightwad. Plants in Field Museum; December 20, 21, 22 â€"on the screenâ€" HEAR and SEE! YARIOUSLY Toot of the kawa, a variety of pep Christmas Noveltics We Deliver white and colors with envelopes lined in conâ€" trasting or harmonizing tone. $1.00 box. Fine boxed stationery in Useful gifts to serve as reminders of the giver‘s thoughtfulness all the year around. In many colors and styles. $4.95. weights in the smartest new shades. Some with pointed heels, o t h e r s w i t h regulation Special $1.95 pair. Squares of brightly patâ€" terned silk are very $mart to wear under the winter coat or add color to a costume. $2.95. Brassiere and drawers to match are of crepe de chine with lace trimâ€" ming. â€" In white, fiesh, peach and green. $1.95. $ Silk Hosiery New Scarfs Stationery Umbrellas service GARNETT‘S â€" Of Printed Silks, Satin, Jersey, Flannel and Silk €Crepe found ‘z similar pepper plant usefu} ‘in their native medicines. Smart dresses taken from lines far higher priced and greatly reduced for clearance make this sale one of the most outstanding everits of the year. There are dresses of practically every type and in the materials smartest this season. When gifts of fine bedding are chosen one has the assurance that the giver will be remembered the year around for his thoughtfulness. Gifts that are practical and lovely â€" certain to appeal to every woman who loves beautiful things. Well known lines of bedding found here include: Choice of sxnl different styles and made of a good quality rayo® that will launder perfectly. All are neatly trimmed and can be chosen in all the desirable lingerie shades. Every woman loves to receive gifts of lingerie and these pajamas are so charming, quality so superior, that gift selection may be made here with perfect confidence. Individually packed in Christmas box. Fine Bedding Suggests A Gift Practical and Appropreate Lovely Rayon Pajamas In New Modernistic Design $2.95 Rayon Gowns Unusual In Quality and Style are Priced at $1.95 and $2.50 â€"Other Rayon Pajamas with Contrasting Trim are priced at $2.50 â€"Crepe de chine Gowns Attractively lace trimmed. Fine quality. $5.95. Kenwood Blankets North Star Blankets * Candlewick Spreads Scranton Spreads Marsh Comforters â€"Rayon Pajamas and Robe to Match are $6.95 set An Ann Harbor, Mich., court has ruled that golf is educational. 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