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"HELLO ADOLF" ler. The latter‘s reply is ficticious also. All references to persons livâ€" ing or dead are purcly intentional. ‘This material is written solely by the author, and is not the policy or in any way connected with the pubâ€" L008 ARBUTE» Mahy thanks for the interesting letter of last week. I‘m glad to hear ‘The recent renomination of Rooseâ€" velt by the Democrats probably afâ€" fected you. His renomination must have been quite a blow, and I hope you took it standing up. His forâ€" eign policy doesn‘t exactly coincide with Nazi schemes and aspirations. My, my, I certainly enjoyed your speech from Berlin last week. The evil forebodings you forecast for Britain sounded terrific, but I doubt if it instilled any fear in their hearts. One thing I like about you Adolf, you‘re so modest in your speeches and take the blame for everything. The recent Berlin speech would have been improved if you had softâ€"pedaled talk concernâ€" ing past continental victories, and not Bronx cheered friend Churchill so much. The American people don‘t appreciate such boastings and razzings . . . you must think more of you‘re reputation on this contiâ€" nent, Adolf. Well, so far the blighty Englishâ€" men have been stubborn. That is one of their numerous innate qualâ€" ities. You‘ll probably find many more inherent characteristics as you push the British defensive. Seriousâ€" ly Hit, the present situation over there: reminds me of the predicaâ€" ment our nation was confronted with in the Revolutionary war. We erushed much larger nations and made our peace terms . . . simply because we were fighting for our homes . . . and freedom. Britain is in a vaguely similar position curâ€" rently. Having lost the battle of France, they are backed against the wall and are fighting for their homes . . . and freedom. Yes sir, Adolf, England is going to be a tough nut to crack. It‘ll take more than a few thousand tons of Krupp bombs to force the English to submit. It will take a complete moral conviction and thorough anâ€" nilation of the Isles. I was just wondering . . . what will you have after you lay England to waste? Well, I suppose you‘ll be mofally satisfied ... and that‘s what counts. We all have our vices. I think yours is blowing fellow humans to bits. Mine is smoking cigarettes ... not smoking cities. Often times I The WorlXÂ¥ Einest Trainâ€"No Extra Fare by J. W. Crawford TO ST. PAULâ€"MINNEAPOLIS (via mitwaukee) mm-wmuhn.umh_& ous, too. Soundâ€" â€"airâ€"conditioned. Delicious dinâ€" ners for as linle as 65¢ in the dining car. "Snacks" and sandwiches in Tevernâ€"Lanch Conunterâ€"Lounge Car. Parlor Catr. Radio. Lv. Chicage n’o: -lnz‘fincv-l- oJ ’"G;. 415 pm; Ar. $t. Paul 9:15 pm; Minnespolis 9:45 pm. Listen to MORMAN ROS$â€"Sution WMAQ (670 Kilo.), 7 to 8 am (DST) week music, time, temper C fune oma n is w on p o agen t Phoae Dearbora 2121 or 2060 As Comfortable as it‘s Smart Â¥"s Faver Adsqnate Prepereduess for National Defense Highland Park, II1. ano NORTH Western Line it m ie srrones stwarh on P 25 yea ago, another fellow had a disease anglagous with yours. He died of stars tell you just what to do, and | United States good will expeditions. when to do it. Sometimes I think| Roosevelt does differ with my forâ€" the good Lord didn‘t place the stars | eign policy very much. Many of my in the heavens for use as Blitzkrieg | American agents attempted unsug» timers. Stars are one way to sooth | cessfully to discourage "third term> your conscience and guide your desâ€"| ites." ‘The man who graces the tiny, Adolf. But winter skies, which will be here soon, should be rather clouded. Incidentally Hit, I‘m glad to see the censors aren‘t using ink on our mail so much anymore. Recently received a letter from a friend there, and only 73 out of the 76 lines were deleted. Please congratuâ€" late postoffice officials, or are you trying to conserve ink? â€"AN AMERICAN. Munich, den 14. Juli, 1940 â€"Dear American: 1 don‘t want to be indignant, but your letter slightly offended me. Maybe I am a bit presumptious, but you seemed to infer quite a few things that are detrimental to my integrity. Your statement that there are "not many churches in Germany" is absolutely ridiculous. Please refer to a back issue of Facts in Review, end you‘ll readily se how totaily erroneous your stateâ€" ment is. Our culture has been upâ€" lifted and ameliorated since the Nazi regime began. Delighted to hear my speech was terrific. Being stupendous is part of my makeup . . . you‘ve probably noticed that in my extraordinary campaigns on neighboring countries. The soâ€"called "evil forebodings" I forecast for Britain were not progâ€" nostications, but plain facts. If Churchill would only pay a little attention to my presages in lieu of digging ditches in the countryside, he might have time to save his country. But, if he did relent, he probably wouldn‘t accept. my peace terms, so I might just as well finish the campaign: It should prove relishâ€" able . . . especially for my men. Afâ€" ter all, Goebbels pounded hate into their heads for nearly seven years. I couldn‘t back down now. It would be like taking the mouse away from the cat. Oh yes, the Englishmen are stubborn, but bombs and fire will loosen them up considerably. My only worry is food. I possess all the ammunition and men I could possible want. With the conquerâ€" ing of France and Poland, I now have a little more food . . . but not enough for the defeated peoples. I suppose they will have to starve, bécause y "men must be fed. There would be no famine if Herr Churchill would give up. If he did admit utter defeat and thus save millions of lives, I would have parâ€" tial control of his vast resources . $s : P Lk 1t it 1c ol C * T RE .l"}c}.' PAREK PRESS se d&mwmm‘ ‘m&u’cflfl*uvfl ich fio'ml-w the satisfaction of having given ote | fairly good foo! in South|their bit to help some unknown unâ€" irs | America at the moment, but te to face m life worth liv» se eouhntinulmollllla ," the sponsors declare. of | Roosevelt are worrying me, My col"| Invitations and tickets are being White House is one of my archâ€"| Doing (Good WOrk enemies . . . but one more of themM| _ ‘Two new members were chosen at won‘t make much difference. *‘ |the last meeting of the Junior Your newspapers print that U.8.â€"| Women‘s Italian Prosperity Club S.R. and Germany are on goo@|held July 18; they were Lena Aszi terms . . . so much rubbish. ConBâ€")and Tina Vignocchi. The total numâ€" dentially, Joseph had no business to | ber of members at present is sixtyâ€" meddle in my Rumanian interests.| eight. As soon as my present campaign| A letter written by Nancy Sante is completed, I intend to reprimand| sent to the President of the United Herr Stalin for his outrageous act.| States "To Keep America Out of My sentiments toward ithe Comâ€"| War" was read at the meeting. munistic state are similar to a stale| A party is being planned by the cake with the inside heavy and rotâ€"| social chairman, Helen Minorini for ten, while the outside icing is temptâ€" | the next meeting, August 15. ing and delicious. The new members that were iniâ€" My astrologer predicts a fine fuâ€" ture for the Reich. My suspiciohs of his relating the truth are nevéer aroused, because everything he has augured has been precisely correct. Of course he would not dare say the future wasn‘t bright, for fear of the existing concentration camps. In short, I trust him implicitly . .. just as I trust my army and the star formations at Berchtesgaden. You mentioned that the coming winter skies will be cloudy . . . they will be no doubt, but a plane can always fly above them. Thren ergebenen, ADOLF Wild Life Protected On the North Shore That wild life on the North Shore is one of our most treasured assets was expressed in two different inâ€" stances this week: A young robin, unable to fly had fallen from its nest, located on a building at the corner of St. Johns and Central Aves. A passerby seeâ€" ing the predicament of the bird called the fire department and in a few minutes the hook and ladder squad had replaced the youngster. Another touching scene was witâ€" nessed on the Skokie highway when a mother pheasant with her brood of young ones attempted to cross the busy highway during the rush hour. Dozens of fast flying cars came to a full stop to allow the little family to proceed in safety, One of the truly important events of the summer will be the big benefit party to be given by the Evanston and North Shore units of the Briâ€" tish War Relief society at the Edgeâ€" water Beach hotel on the night of Wednesday, July 31. The benefit takes the form of a dinner danceâ€"dinner to be served in the Marine Dining room of the hotel, with dancing on the Beach walk. The East lounge will be given over to games. Dinner Dance Is Sponsored to |Aid British War Relief Proceeds of the party will go toâ€" ward the purchase and equipment of a Plastic Surgery ambulance for which there is very great need. Such an ambulance is used chiefly for the purpose of rushing immediâ€" ate aid to civilians who are wounded during bombings. The price of the tickets include dinner as well as admission to the Beach walk. "Everyone who buys a ticket or tickets will have the asâ€" Mvflm& > of accomâ€" only CLEAN, BANDT boue. y on‘ s o bon i we lighted for evening play. All sports. Por full information, rates and -“dh.-li‘.'!h--u E. , Osk Park, Village 971 C Itt titts 97 One Porson â€" Wwhout Bath..$ J +« + $50 Ywo Porsons=Wuhoot Both.s $50 1 s & One Personâ€"With Shower doth....$ $75 One Porsenâ€" Wuh Tob Bath........... $ & DVe Porsonsâ€"tub or Shower dath s Q 50 issued now. ‘The invitations bear an imposing list of patrons and paâ€" tronesses. Tickets may be purchased from Mrs. Allan Crawfurd, Tel. H. P. Junior Italian Club Doing Good Work A letter written by Nancy Sante sent to the President of the United States "To Keep America Out of War" was read at the meeting. The new members that were iniâ€" tiated at this meeting were: Alice ‘Antonetti, Mrs. Chas. Bianchini, Helen Gheradini, Rena Monfardini Lucille Pignatari and Irene Santi, Postmaster to Receive Bids for Carrying Mail to R. R. Station SEALED PROPOSALS for carâ€" rying the United States Mails (inâ€" cluding parcelâ€"post mails) on Mail Messenger Route No. 236106, beâ€" tween the Post Office at Highland Park, Illinois, and C. & N. W. Ry., (Highland Park station), q_u!:.vuy, as often as required, will be re ceived by the Postmaster of High land Park until July 31, 1940. ly â€"Blank bids and further informaâ€" tion may be secured from the Postâ€" master of Highland Park. Rev. B. B. Schlung In Bethany Pulpit Next Sunday Rev. B. B. Schlung a minister ot‘ the Methodist Church for many years and a very good friend of Bethany Church will be the guest minister at the Bethany Evangeliâ€" cal Church on Sunday at the 11:00 A.M. worship service. Rev. Schlung needs no introduction in Bethany‘s Parish as he has spoken from its pupit many times during the past 8 years. In addition to his work as a minister in the Methodist Church, Rev. Schlung for a number of years was Proposal must be made at a year very active in the work of the YoOU CAN NOW RECEIVE THE WAUKEGAN POST Where carrier service is not available in Lake County the subâ€" scription price of THE WAUKEGAN POST (until further notice) is $2.00 per year by mailâ€"payable in advance. DON‘T DELAYâ€"Subscribe Today FiH in coupon below and mail to The Waukegan Post, PER WEEK Wherever Carrier Service is Available By Carrier Daily in Lake County for Society. In that capacity he formed many friends are invited to hear him next Sunday morning in Highâ€" Charles S. Prizer, Lake Bluff, w501 had been junior vice commander automatically ‘was elevated to the position of senior vice commander to replace Gretchell. The Legionâ€" naires elected A .C. Fuller, Waukeâ€" gan, junior viceâ€"commander. Fuller is chairman of the Americanism committee for the tenth district. St. Johns Avenue Being Widened This Week This week workmen are busy widâ€" ening St. Johns avenue from Laurel avenue north to the alley in the middle of the block. To do this the old 20â€"foot sidewalk is being cut down to 12 feet. This improvement will enable diagonal parking, thus making room for nearly twice as many cars. It also eliminates a bad and dangerous bottleneck. 10° First house north of Central Avenue on East side of Street DILL‘S HOME BARBER SHOP 21 North Second Street HAIRCUTTING 15 Years in Highland Park Telephone H. P. 5435 Np Skirts Marked and Shortened Also sold at IADA SHOP, SELF SKIRT Chalk your hem the easy profesâ€" sional way. bulibâ€"and mark an 60 seconds! Takes with sample tube of powder. Orders also taken for Pinking Shears