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& Thursdny,‘Sebt. 21, 1944 Smoothing the Corpseâ€"Strewn Path Wouldâ€"be mystery authors in the North Creative Writers have longâ€" felt need of some handy little "Mapual â€" of â€" Elementary Corpseology|for Beginning Coroners and Amateur Detectives." â€"Now, on the heels of the concluding chapâ€" ter of "The Barred Seven," too late to do its bewildered author any good, epmes the announcement in Vincent Starrett‘s "Books Alive," of the w of just such a boon to " grinderâ€"outers. It is entiâ€" tled (tersely) "Homicide Investiga~ tion," by Dr. LeMoyne Snyder. To quote Mr. Starrett, "It should be part of the working library of evâ€" flowers will grow. The maxim may be worn (but corn ean nourish)â€" It still is true. "My Grandma toild me So try a little mental cultivation; You‘ll be surprised how many "If it‘s worth doing, it‘s worth doâ€" 'h ~ing well." : neuls other words, ymsutf-uybo Maybe you‘re quite right to jump on me, % But at least !the things I start are To the best of my ability. f And I can‘t help thinking of a Buf it can still be worked on for a That I‘m a because I don‘t This may be , but now I‘ll have And dwell u a point that makes "dLul just wrote it down and let ”. P Never really did a thing about it. I just don‘t like revising things, you know," : g x Perhaps my writing should be more What aboq.t,:t gifted folk who tell Strictly Advice DO NOT, BE SORE, DEAR CLASS MEMBERS, AS I MEAN IT FOR THE BEST. _ Is definitely in my hair. Quite a few told me, oh, so I feel inclined to rattle off a jingle, Some verse a decided moral air, About a sub: which, to put it tended to . 7 brought out a ware to add to taken in e eoat and had eoncluded: that he‘d sold the original eoat and had the entire sum on the jacket the silver." . "What did your father say?" "That‘s what makes me so mad. When I told him, he just roared and laughed like. a goon, and said, *You‘ve married a smart boy, Honâ€" ey; better follow his rules‘." "Don‘t you think he‘s right?" *"Oh, I suppose so, but Daddy wanted to buy me a coat, so he eooked up a scheme that sounded foolâ€"proof. He bought â€"me a lovely eoat, then pawned it, and gave me the pawnâ€"ticket, which I was to say I‘d found. We figured that I could redeem the coat, and Bob never would know the difference." "How did the plan work?" . / *It didn‘t work at all. Bob adverâ€" tised in the papers for a whole month, but of course no one claimed the pawnâ€"ticket, so I persuaded him toat‘thoeoot.”' * bmn’" t "Yes, but he didn‘t bring it home. Instead he bought a scrubby little jacket of rabbit fur, Of course I eouldn‘t say a word. After I‘d preâ€" tended to . the jacket he brought out a of Sterling flatâ€" ware to add to set. Told me he‘d taken in extra money. So I "Well, you see, I‘ve been married about a year, and I need some new elothes. â€"I wanted a new fur coat, but Bob (he‘s my husband) said he ecouldn‘t afford it. He doesn‘t make much money, but he insists that we live on his income." ' "What does he do?" "He‘s an attorney, but he‘s just starting out.. When we were marâ€" ried I had lots of clothes, because Daddy was always generous. Now Bob ‘says HE‘S supporting me, and he won‘t let my father buy me a & Busyâ€"Body ; She was about eighteen, a picture of exquisite ing. I had no ocâ€" casion to use busyâ€"body tactics, because she d into ‘the seat with me and to taik at once. "I‘m so mad I could bite somebody." «I laughed .and inq’nd. "Well, what‘s this all about? "It‘s about %m coat and my clever husband. f "Sounds interesting. What‘s the &fi:â€"‘rm lltv'ora* except of myself, And it‘s little I want from you, For I cannot forget your favor m‘:'utmmm'timyour‘ A scourge are the generous people Whose good will L can never daunt, ® Whose generous natures will give me The gifts that I do not want. on me, t least !t} e best [ can‘t h maxim @p»# *T SHALLOWS Pat Shannon Sloan. Berta Wood. + Marmalade. braries and the criminology sections of large book stores; but she came away with nary a book, albeit leayâ€" ing in her wake a trail of shickers. ery mystery writer, altho the picâ€" tures . . . may scare him into another profession." l ; Bridegroom (in poetic frenzy as they stroll along the shore) ;} "Roll on, thou deep and dark blue pcean, roll on." . Bride: "Oh, Gerald, how wonderâ€" ful you are. It‘s‘ doing it." © Zazu Pittsish, she haunted public liâ€" The members of First Church of Christ, Scientist, of Highland. Park, at the triennial meeting, ol‘ect*d new Readers for the next three years. Mr. Richard N. Heath was chosen to serve as First Reader, and. Mrs. Kenneth C. Berry will serve Tp Secâ€" ond Reader. Mrs. Anguist is a member of the nurse cadet corps of the Prembyteâ€" rian hospital in Chicago, and her husband is a member of the officers‘ candidate ©school at Ann r, Mich., §¥ i 1 s Elect New Readers Selfridgeâ€"Anguist â€" 4 _ Wedding Announced â€" ) Announcement has been nrade of the marriage of ~Jane S‘elf{ldco.i daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Selâ€" fridge, 206 Bell, to Walter J?, Anâ€" guist of Chicago. The wedding took p ‘in the Episcopal eh;pe? here, on |Friday, Sept. 8. The bride was attended by Miss "Ann McPherson and Mr. Anguist by his brother, Edward. Woman‘s Auxiliary of ; Local Hospital to Meet _ | _ President; Rose Mary Berube; viceâ€"president and social chairman, Mary Fink; secretary and y Irene Gerken; service c is Helen De Santo. Section leaders are Monica Peddle, Eleanor Cole, Virâ€" ginia Connelly, Torrie Turner, An;‘.' Gerhardt and‘g;l_otu USO per month during the I year, meet twice a month for = ness and social activities the ! and third Wednesdays, and continue helping serve Sunday morning breakfasts at the USO. 13 ‘l'hr 8GO (senior girls‘ 0: tion)! sponsored by the YWCA, has made plans and elected officers} for the coming year as follows: | Beginning the first of October, the group will alternate poetry with prose, Mr. Winfred Van Atta, wellâ€" known shortâ€"story and feature writâ€" er, having charge of the latter. Sponsored by the Y.W.C.A., tâ€" ings are held there each week. 1 the YWCA or Mrs. George K. Bowâ€" den for further information. | For An active member of the group for several years, Mrs. McGibeny has had work published in current magazines and won a poetry prize at the annual writers‘ conference, Mrs. Donald ‘McGibeny, Lake Forest poet, and wife of the ’:fi; commentator, will lead the meetings of the North Shore creatâ€" ive writers‘ group this year, acting as coâ€"chairman with Mrs. George K. Bowden. Mrs. Donald McGibeny Leads Creative Poets ’ The national society of the D.. has been active in many war j~ ects. Of the 63 blood plasma bile units in the United States, 40 of them have been given to the Amâ€" erican Red Cross by the D. A. R. Members of the national ty have exceeded their quota of $5,â€" 000,000 by purchasing $100,000,000 in war bonds. 0s Fifty landing craft infantry boats are sponsored by the NA.R. â€" one for each state, the District of €oâ€" lumbia, and one by the Children of the American Revolution. , The author of "The Barred Sevâ€" ~The receipts from this card provide the funds to carry on war projects of the D.A.R. Remy L. Hudson is in charge of arâ€" rangements and Mrs. Sidney h is in charge ofâ€"~the tickets and ervations. Tickets may be sec from any chapter member, or may be purchased at the door. I An : occasion for . entertaini friends, as well as supporting p; riotic and philanthropic endea will occur on Tuesday, Sept: 26, 2 o‘clock, when the North chapter of the D.A.R. will hold annual card party at the M hotel. D.A.R. Party Social And Patriotic Event Male of the Species '..?‘;q?“; g i4 E Public Service Magazine. hairman, lde:’: are le, Virâ€" er, :c at the : #tâ€" | #. * | o 26, at C or *|r kr wi n n 170 rifer, | w wi ’ w« cu i wl th """ | op AlR. | th * | soi ‘p ‘g_ ni s, (A0 EO‘ : â€"For 50 years the degeased,| her sister, Louisa, lived at ; ‘home on Second St., t:tlhc an ive part in church work as lo her heaith permitted. She is vived also by two bmtl{_eg-s, Funeral services were held Tuesâ€" day at the Bethany Evangelical church for Miss Carline Philippene (Kuist, who passed ‘wa')l at the lage jof 90 at her home on 211 N. Second, ‘after a long illness. * Kx6 of Los Angeles, and Fred, o Claire, Wis. ies h o Funeral Rites Tuesday For Carline P. Kuist _ Services were conducted last Satâ€" urday, Rev. F. S. Robinson officiatâ€" ing, at the Seguin Funeral Home, 152 N. Second, for H ilâ€" liams, who succumbed to anjillness of weeks at his residence at 654 Cenâ€" tral Thursday. Pormerif &A tâ€" cutter, he had latelyâ€" employed | by the North Shore railway at Highâ€" wood. Surviving are his wife, a |sgon, Arthur, five brothers, Fred, Harry, Eimer, Edward and Gegm of | this town, and his father, Charles Wilâ€" liams, of Highwood, and two sisters, Mrs, Flowence O'Phherfiy of C; caâ€" go and_hl(rs. Lillion Selig: of = wood. | Burial was made in the North Shore Garden of Memories. / Funeral Services For Herbert Born in England, she came to this country 30 years ago with her husâ€" band, living in Glencoe until the 18 months, when they moved to this town. i a Propfe¢ | Surviving . are‘ a dauthder. % Alice Hurst of Glenceoe, & dâ€" son, Thurston L. Hurst, and several other grandchildren. The husband passed away less than a year * Rites on Wednesday for Mrs. Eleanor Abbott Funeral services were held in the Kelley Chapel, 27 N. Sheridan, on Wednesday for Mrs. Eleanor Abâ€" bott, 1816 Burton, who succum! on Monday to an illness of seve months, | Mr. Vinyard has been with company=for 17 years and for . years has been a member of * company‘s monthly honor Iroll number of lives and for more eight years has been on ‘the co pany‘s double honor roll. He is a member of the Illinois State Qua ter Million Round Table: : E. L. Vinyard, 1811 fJudaj + prominent Highland Park life unâ€" derwriter, and president of the lockl Kiwanis club, ‘has again quali for membership in his company‘s "Top club," according to word ceived recently. Mr. Vinyard en the club year as leader of the Northâ€" ern Illinois branch of the New York Life Insurance Co. with one of the outstanding ‘¢company records in the entire country. f Kiwanis Club President Heads N. Y. Life "Tops" ~ The concert is being sponsored. the merchants of Highwood! in ¢ operation with the USO is for the community and the service perâ€" sonnel of Fort Sheridan. Those planâ€" ning to attend the concert are ask to come early so they may be assu a seat. The seating.capacity is linâ€" ited and an outstanding. attracti such as this is expected to draw| large crowd. / +f 4 The second in a series m wl festivals will be held at the eclub operated‘ by the National Community service of Hig b on Thursday evening, 803?:1ll 8. F. tured on this program wi m' Florantme Opera chorus, f Nly known as the Italian chorus of Milâ€" waukee. This chorus hn)'nkhie national fame. The entire chorus of 70 voices, directed by Joh: Annelo, will appear for this concert whi will get under way at‘8:15. |â€"â€" j At NCCSâ€"USO CURTIS D. Democratic Car MacD REGISTER NOWâ€"â€"ELECTION: NOV. 7, CONGRESS Curtis D. MacDougal) is an eminent editor, , lec«= turer and educator. He is an independent thinker, an anti« isolationist and a leader in organizations civil liberties and better go Of his opponent the Chiâ€" cago SUN editorialized June 4, 10944: "In four he‘has gained no distinction in committee work or in deâ€" bate. It he ever a bill, nobody has of it â€"â€"a secondâ€"rate ye** l o for TH E #% 48 ODUGALL lidate E as urâ€" ith eir act~ tâ€" tâ€" €, ilâ€" of e m n |P R ES $ Betty Jane Wallis l’;n town Wedâ€" nesday for Madison, where she will enter the university of Wisconsin, to graduate in January. > f The Hiawatha mlw out of Unâ€" ion} station, Chicago, on Sunday carâ€" rying students who will enter Carleâ€" ton college, Northfield, Minn., Janet Smalley, Joan VanBergen, Winnie Wallis and Genevieve Mittelstadt, who are entering a men, Betty Ann Wible as ': phomore and Midge Murray as a junior. Fialâ€"* LEAVING FOR COLLEGE price‘ 3M On everything from nuts to rice. We stand in line nf(ll wait our turn, To buy a mop or coffee urn. While jobs are plentiful today, To get one you‘re obliged to pay Initiation fees each time, _‘ Or else fight through a picket line. If you protest and ask "How come?" They term you a "subyersive bum." And so you see, nly I. friend, You‘re not so bad off, in the end; But since I‘ve given you the. dope, When you come home I surely hope You‘ll like the G.1. Home Front less, And straighten .out the whole blamed mess.â€"Theé Gilcrafter.. wives; # y Run our business, grow our crops, And set the price Jm' llyâ€"pops. If we, by chance, would go aâ€"fishin‘ Wem-;t llk‘lo e guy‘s perâ€" We have no mbjo getting booze, But must have coupons for our shoes. _ Jk CX We‘re told to check the ceiling . end; > i *«‘ £ For while we folks are not G.1., > We have a tough time getting by. Instead of Brass Hptlrfnd M.P.‘s, We have the Bureaucrats to please. They regulate, our finb’ lives, Protect our children, guard our If you were home,l;nyi G.1. friend, You‘d find your problem wouldn‘t ‘Upon completion ‘of his training he was appointed to the midshipâ€" men‘s school at Abbott hall and gradâ€" uated with his class Sept. 14 in the upper ten per cent of his company with a high average of |8.3 in naviâ€" gation, seamanship and ordnance and with the third highest njark in apti~ tude. Ensign Aiston is now on leave until Oct. 1 when he Jll report to the destroyer sehool a?‘ Miami for further assignment. I ; Young Aiston however entered the Naval Flying! corps instead and completed his preâ€"flight training at DePauw university, latergoing to Ball State Teachers collége at Munâ€" cie, Ind., where he completed his preliminary flight tmiui% and while there was appointeq company comâ€" mander, Trs 1 +d He later attended DePauw uniâ€" versity and Lake Forest college, reâ€" ceiving a principle appointment to the United States‘ Naval academy from Congressman Stephen Day in 1948 as a result of graide received in a stateâ€"wide civil service examinâ€" ation for candidates. He was awardâ€" ed a certificate of admittance by the Naval academy for admittante withâ€" out entrance examination and orâ€" dered to report last July, % Ensign ‘ Aiston _ graduated from Highland Park high dT‘hool where he was youngest president of the boys student â€"body ever elected and gained prominence as a foothball player, beâ€" ing â€" selected for i Allâ€"County team, named on the Allâ€"State team and receiving the highest vote on the Allâ€"Star team, £ ouns * Â¥ f oo cis i Te on unc THE G. L. HOME FRONT William C. Aiston (Answer to "G.1. This and G.L. By RUESELL KAY «ike! 5. toe wb or more .books,. Mrs, Boye anâ€" unced that 426 children particiâ€" pated in the summer project with total of 2,210 books read and disâ€" cpmd. vooad | Mrs. A. R. Bletch, guest speaker, tertained with a story about. a dog. ;1 LIBRARY GIVES AWARDS . FOR SUMMER READING ‘~~ | Thirtyâ€"six children were awarded 1d stars by Mrs. Inger Boye, of the public library last week, repâ€" résenting 12 or more books read the summer and discussed John Mahon Epperly, 1908 Flora .. operations director of the Bleckâ€" er Beauty shop of Chicago, passed IYIy Sunday at the local hospital. Chic n, he had lived here for %‘:t :;:r; Rites and burial took place in Pilot, Va., his birthplace: He is survived by his wife and a son, Biph en. | 11 during a war. Cong. Ed Rees is| certainly on the right track in hi:eg'hlation to control expendiâ€" t for government printing. â€" It is\ one of the big leaks in the pipeâ€" line that carries the taxpayers‘ dolâ€" 1 from pocketbooks to governâ€" ment spenders. u &" ncy has a different travel: reâ€" q . And travel is only one sirigle item. . e o wonder the paper mills are ning short of paper pulp. . If some order could, be brought out of| the chaos in Washington regard~ inf use of paper, it would be aâ€"treâ€" dous help, in peacetime as well The American male civilian never ows for certain these days when if he is going to be drafted by ie Army, Navy, or one of the major arties.â€"Cleveland Plain Dealer. _ results in a myriad of .special 'fl:*. . For instance, Mr. Rees says that one department in Washâ€" ington has 300 different travel fo: for its employes and every Rot: pointed out*by Congressman ees, about 90 per cent of the govâ€" erment printing is done outside oé th1 government printing office. A of the varied buréaus and departâ€" ments and committees order printâ€" ing to suit their individual fancy. ing the Rees plan, which would conâ€" all government printing through an office of printing in the procuréâ€" ment division of the Treasgury deâ€" tment. A ' fls \ A Ed Rees, of Kanâ€" has introduced legislation in the House to help eliminate the wasté of paper, which has grown to enorâ€" mous proportions during the war. At|first it appeared as if the drive to cut down paper waste would not g'e{“far in Washington, but now co news that some of the hr:‘i est government agencies are‘favorâ€" ith the present paper shortage| * My, as lacute as it is, it has long re« T mained a mystery why so much gavâ€"| 12, ernment print, of little or no interâ€"| â€"_ ; est! value, has been coming through| . Mr. the mail. At last lomoofl.uin.fln ske, 2 t spot seems to have struck the|E!#!, proper note and gone into action. 1r3 8 t , Congressman | On His Toes ith the present paper as lacute as it is, it has nfi:ed;mnurywhyoon ernment print, of little or th her. Ninetyâ€"two re blue ars for reading and dis sevâ€" C . SA &33 Gir when it‘s chill outside, and im and potented Flatâ€"Bok waistband for smooth sleep. Of downy Suedelia flannel, this p.ij. $ comes in sizes Jama. Schrank‘s "Butcher SYLâ€"0â€"JAMAS J. A. Garnett Co. HICGHLAND PARK, TL _ Â¥4a _ ‘|Births At Highland | : YOou‘lt sE Caâ€"Razy asovut SKIP FARRELL] ano ns s‘i’tv 1838 Hice, Ravinia,â€"a girl, Sept. 18. Mr. fnd Mrs. E. M. Murphy, 2328 Pierce, a boy, Sept. 18. f T4. !pind Mrs. J.‘ R. Ullian, 118 Highwood ‘Ave., Highwood, a girl, â€"Mr. hnd Mrs. H. W. Favour, 1088 Deérfield Ave., Deerfield, a girl, Dr. and Mrs. W. E. Richburg, flen‘eor Av:-. Glencoe, a girl, Bf:t-o \ _ "Of Mice and Men" SUN., MON., TUE., WED., THU, ; Octobeér 1â€"5 s Bing Crosby, Barry Fitzgerald in '*GOING MY WAY‘" SVN. & MON. Sept. 24â€"25 Ginger Rogers, Dennis Morgan in _ 1. "Kitty Foyle" FRL & SAT. Sept. 29 ob Hope. Shirley Rose m Betty Field, Burgess Meredith in FRL. & SAT. Sept. 22â€" Pat O‘Brien, Ruth Hussey in GLENCOE 0d s Ne en # Sace afe i 4 4 sn g o fng 1 Pnd *"Some Like It Hot" ng: . ""White Cliffs of Dover," 19. "Eve and Mrs. Jerome Schiabowâ€" rrace, Highwood, a boy, Sept. > 630 Vernon Avenue Highland Park 605 13. of St. Mark" ‘ Page 3 x"wals ic ie