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NOTE TO RADIO EXECS ... It was bound to happen! I lost my Sam Wo laundry slips the other day and now I spend the better part of each morning huntâ€" ing through all Woo‘s laundry bundl.» searching for two white shirts marked â€" for a reason we don‘t know !â€""Sxâ€"17." Help! Help! But you know the law: "No ticâ€" That was too much. The mother lunged at the boy, caught him, slugged him and knocked him to LUNGES AT LAD ... the dirty sidewalk. The lad wasn‘t crying now; he was stunned. His nose was bleedâ€" ingâ€"and he had his hand over his The mother, seemingly pleased with the assault, yanked the boy to his feet and dragfed him away ... "NO TICKEE, NO WASHEE® ... The little lad was sobbing: He had just been hit by a blond tomboy half again his size. The lad ran up to his mother yelling, "Maw! Maw! She hit me!"‘ The mother, an unkempt, wildâ€"eyed woman with a bad disposiâ€" tion, shouted right back: "Punch her! Punch her! Don‘t never let no woman beat up on youse." ? ; ‘m.&.m.mn _l ll_:::-inc how you could improve Amidst hisâ€" tears and his sobs, he screamed: ‘Shut up! ‘Shut up!"* I wonder what hoodlum gang he‘ll belong to in a few years? Page 2 â€" Let‘s Take a Look You met in Chicago recently to The Town Shop W HITT N. SCHULTZ CHEVRON STRIPES ARE IN VOGUE Chicago Scene and Other Notes % (Bpecial to The Highland Park Press) CHRISTMAS SUGGESTION Contrasting Chevron Stripes AN IDEAL By Priced at $8.75 CARD FROM A "Hello! I‘m aboard the ‘Queen Mary‘ with five other Goldwyn girls on our way to England for another personal appearance tour. It‘s reallyâ€"so exciting! Write me Savoy Hotel, London. (Signed) Martha Montgomery." Okay. Wilco. Comes the following card, welâ€" comed this week : determine how you could improve radio. The intellectual New Yorkersâ€" yep, the same persons who call the Constellation airplanes "Connies" â€"are calling unpredictable Moloâ€" What‘s more satisfying than a check in the mail? NORTH SHORE May we make a recommendaâ€" tion ? Cancel all your commercials plugging liquor. SUDDEN THOUGHT . . . They‘re not doing anybody any What next? We think it‘s better to honestly believe man has fine qualities than it"is to state that he does not! _Amere are only two things to worry about. % "Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about. 5 ‘Either you will get well, or Das L mF abs e uc t ak sick. llrmmnll.i;ns nothing to worry about. yfimliek.thtnmtwothiul_ to worry about. ‘Either you will get well, or you will die If you get well, M:ugothingtovflry.bom. If you die there are only two things to worry about. "Either you will go to Heaven or Hell. | PARTING must be considered, too. One of our "worriers" sent in the following anonymous quotaâ€" tion this week and we think it‘s good enough to pass on . . . “'l\.:nmollyt'othiulm worry about. L "If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about. "But if you go to Hell, you‘ll be so darn busy shaking hands with friends, you won‘t have time to PARTING Although we believe that to THE PRESS â€"Anon. you More Homes Burn As Cold Weather Nears, portable heating equipment. Cenâ€" sus bureau figures, averaged for fire increased 150° percent : from August to January. Property loss mounts 50 percent during the same months, Chief Hennig said. The cause is starting fires in furâ€" naces and stoves withSut checking the equipment. Heavy winter use causes equipment to become danâ€" gerous and start fires. Chief Hennig urged home ownâ€" cnuuhpnsm‘mnu save homes from . They include the following: Fire Chicef Says six years, show that deaths from Approaching cold of winter means mounting losses of lives and property in home fires, fire chief Hennig said today, urging home owners to play safe when they Clean soot thoroughly from flues and chimneys. Repair or reâ€" HANSEN‘S PASTRY _ SHOP Wedding Cakes . .. . Birthday Cakes . s Holiday Pastry 316 RAILWAY AVENUE, HIGHWOOD PHONE H. P. 25 BALLROOM DANCING FOX TROT â€" WALTZ â€" RUMBA â€" TANGO . JITTERBUG A few lessons are all you need. And you‘ll be astonished how little it costs and how enjoyable it is to learn DOROTHY de HOGHTON DANCE STUDIO 1731 Central St., Evanston, opp. Stadium Theatre. Uni. 4644 fered a heart attack, brought on ‘by a lingering illness of 5 years‘ duration, and passed away within a few minutes. She is survived by her husband, Walter Lips, Sr., two sons, Walter Jr. and Mickey, and one grandâ€" death by three daughters and one son, all of whom died in infancy. Private Funeral Services For Mrs. Ada Lip, Monday sparks may fly. Make a complete check of your heating system. Private funcral services were held for Mrs. Ada L. Lips, 58, on Monday afternoon in her home, 836 Centerfield court. Last Friday Interment was made in Wheelâ€" ing cemetary, Wheeling, IIl. .. which Thursday, Nov. 7th, 1946 GLENCOE Thurs., Fri., Sat. Nov. 14â€"15â€"16 (These lines have been reconâ€" verted to peacetime standards) uccommodations available in 1947. THEATRE â€" 630 Vernom Ave. EXTRA! Saturday, Nov. 16 'omghm.fim for accommodations on th* TRAVEL BUREAU Phone Highland Park 1211 H. and R. ANSPACH TRAVEL BUREAU ‘"In Old Sacramento" William Elliott A PERSONAL SERVICE Spector of the Rose 3701 Central Avenue The Green Years Highland Park 605 Judith Anderson 15 Cartoons Doors open 9:30 for Nov. 10â€"11 Nov. 12â€"13