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teenâ€"age terâ€" and I bo:,libtonlk.‘“aodn.m several abortive attempts to gain the floor, she flung me a saucy "Before mother was born, grandma was vaccinated with a victrola needle, but it didn‘t afâ€" fect â€" didn‘t affect â€" didn‘t affect â€" didn‘t affect mother!"‘ look,â€" and zemarked to. the world in general: _ _ There was once a greedy monkey, Whose saporific wish Was to stuff himself with tasty One day he tossed some chestnuts The hearth and glanced about For some obliging vietim who‘d Consent‘ to pul} them out. He spied his friend, the pussy cat, In a receptive mood; He grinned: Here‘s where 1 sate Rou;-c'h-u'hjn'u were his dish. myself With my most favorite food. "Friend," said he, "I‘ve a probâ€" lem â€" One that really has me down; A clever person, such as you, Must deem me quite the clown, Special Program Planned By Pi Deltas January 9 The Pi Deltas are planning a special and interesting: program for Thursday, Jan. 9, at 8 p.m., at the YWCA. They will present, in picture, the Tribune Fashion Rhapsody. All members are urged to attend and bring a guest. Make reservations for dessert, served before the program, for Pi Delta members and their guests. Call H. P. 675 for reservations. The new Gâ€"inâ€"1 kitchen aid Thursday, January 2, 1947 A MUST f housewife. :-qu-..Mmm- all sizes of vacuum sealed e-:‘-i jars and bottles. 90 per cent of al vacuum cans sold today are withâ€" stores: Blue Goose Food Market, Central Hardware, Highland Park Pharmacy, Husenetter Hardware, bottle opener, olive and cherry :orkjul mm.* It’l.‘: made of a fine spring steel, heatâ€" Mm‘mmfm ice. _ Bright finish. A real kitchâ€" ¢n helper. teed. 49 cents at the fol GLENCOE THU., FRL, SAT., Jan. 2, 3, 4 THEATRE _ 630 Vernom Ave. Highland Park 605 SUN thru WED. _ Jan. 5 to 8 THU., FRL, SAT., â€" Jan. 9â€"11 "THE SEARCHING Deeps and Shallows "EASY TO WED" Highland Park, Mlincis Monkey Business "BACHELOR‘S DAUGHTER" Adoiph Menjou and Gail Russell Open Mon.â€"Fri., 6:00 with Robert Young and Esther Williams Sat.â€"Sun., 1:30 Sylvia Sidney No Effect "But ful â€" And I‘m such a clumsy dope . . . With very little effort You can help me out â€" I hope! "You see those chestnuts roasting Now I‘ve a happy hunch That you can pick them out wi And we can share the lunch." Much flattered, this most guileless Without the least ado, Thrust out her paw with lightning Her aim was quick and true. With quite complete assurance, And with a saucy air, Poor pussy snatched â€" and there The smell of scorching . hair. The unsuspecting victim, Sadder and wiser, now, Gave voice to her discomfort In an agonized, "Miâ€"aouw!" It‘s well, you see, to be alert, Whatever else you do, Lest some selfâ€"seeking monkey Make a cat‘s paw out of you! Dorothy Marie Lill Weds Wm. R. Larson The bride was attended by her sister, Mrs. Meryl Schroeder of St. Louis Harry Skidmore, cousin of Mr. Larson, attended as best man. Mrs. Larson is a graduate of Southern Illinois Normal universiâ€" ty in Carbondale. She taught high school in her home town and also in Duâ€"Quoin, IIl., for several years before completing her studies for a master of science degree at the University of Wisconsin. _ Mr. Larson is a graduate of De Pauw and also studied at the University of Illinois. Both Mr. and Mrs. Larâ€" son are second year medical stuâ€" dents at the University ofâ€" Illinois college of medicine in Chicago where they have taken an apartâ€" ment for the remainder of the year. Mr. and Mrs, Herbert Frederick Lill of Mascoutah, III., announce the marriage of their daughter, Dorothy Marie to William R. Larâ€" son, son of Mrs. Ray T. Larson, on Dec. 27, at St. John‘s Evangeliâ€" cal and Reformed church of Masâ€" coutah.. Out of town guests included Mr. and Mrs, H. E., Wightman, Moorâ€" head, Minn.; Mr. and Mrs, A. B. Coonce, Indianapolis; Mr. ‘ and Mrs. Harry Skidmore, Mrs. Ray T. Larson, Misses Ruth and Marion Larson of Highland Park. Richard Nash Receives pointed a midshipman, USN, at the navy‘s only preâ€"flight school, Ottumwa, Ia., under the Naval He is one of the first to be apâ€" pointed under the program, makâ€" ing the innuguration of the Holloâ€" way plan, one of the navy‘s two college programs offering educaâ€" tional opportonities to the youth of America, Richard B. Nash, 19, son of Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Nash, of Green Bay pointed a Aviation Officers Candidate proâ€" Four years of college is providâ€" ed, interrupted at the end of the zmlmrbynutu‘?hmu préâ€" sehool. pon sueâ€" eo-m:::-u-«mmm years of college work students are years of flight training and duty, at the end of which they will reâ€" ceive commissions as ensigns in the navy or second lieutenants in the marine corps. DIA N A*‘*S. : _ BEAUTY & GIFT S H O P Children‘s Handâ€"knitted Garments You‘ll be delighted with Tel. H.P. 3488 + Occasions GIFTS for â€"R..B.0. for D.A.R. Plan Annual Business Meeting Jan. 9 !hâ€"-lh*--“d‘ the North Shore chapter of the Daughters of the American Revoâ€" lution will be held on Thursday, January 9, at 2 p.m., in the home of Mrs. Franklyn Vance Nelson, 683 Pleasant court, Ravinia, After a brief business meeting which will include the disburseâ€" ment of. funds to approved chariâ€" table and educational institutions, the election will be held for the North Shore chapter‘s delegates to the DAR state conference and to the Continental Congress of the national society of the Daughters of the American Revolution which will be held in April in Constituâ€" tion hall in Washington, D.C. Durâ€" headkquarters was turned over to the Red Cross for their use in their expanded war work. eleul Dr. Louis B. Newman, chief medicat officer of rehabilitation at Hines hospital, will speak on ‘"The Rehabilitation Program for Disâ€" charged Veterans." His talk will be ‘illustrated by colored slides showing the methods used for the satisfactory recovery of many of our returned veterans who are in ward Lawrence and Mrs, Sherman D. Clough. + Winnetka Music Club Presents Patricia Travers Patricia Travers, famous violinâ€" ist, who will be presented at New Trier high school on Jan. 6 by the Winnetka Music club, was born in need of such special assistance from the Veterans Administration. Assisting Mrs. Nelson will be éd the study of violin at the age of four. For three years she worked with Jacques Gordon of the Gordon String quartet, and then with Hans Letz of the Juilâ€" lard graduate school of music in New York. Allwood, Clifton, N. J. She startâ€" Her first public concert was at the age of six at Music Mountain, Conn. â€" At nine her formal debut on the Ford Sunday Evening hour with the Detroit Symphony estabâ€" lished Miss Travers as a serious artist of the highest rank. At ten she appeared with the New York Philharmonicâ€"Symphony for the first time. _ At twelve she was chosen by the late Dr. Frederick Stock to premiere the Prokofieff Second Concerto with the Chicaâ€" go Symphony orchestra, a perâ€" formance which she repeated this Seven appearances in two sucâ€" cessive season with the Philadelphâ€" is orchetra; a New York Carneâ€" gie hall recital; opening soloist for the 1945 Chicago Grant Park seâ€" ries; a third engagement at Chauâ€" tauqua; South American good will broadcasts with orchestra over the Columbia network, and transcontiâ€" nental and Canadian tours with more than 70 concerts with 37 maâ€" jor orchestras mark Miss Travers‘ musica) schedule. past season with the New York Philharmonic Symphony orchestra under Artur Rodzinski. Now, at eighteen, Miss Travers is established among the first inâ€" strumentalists of the times. To complete her three facet caâ€" reer of doncert, radio and screen Miss Travers spent eight weeks in Hollywood making a movie for Paramount entitled : "There‘s Magâ€" ic in Music." ;z «chool, Clifton, N. Y., she majored in piano, theory and composition, and voice; her studies included anâ€" cient poetry and,philosophy. She is also taking voice at the Paul Altâ€" house in New York. Tickets are available at Landt Stationers, 546 Lincoln, at Winâ€" netka. Ann Stafford Spends Holidays at Home Miss Ann Stafford, daughter of Mrs. Arthor H. Emerson of Bob O‘Link road, is at home for the junior college, Bradford, Mass. Miss Stafford . took part in the Christmas choral pageant, which was given at the college as part of the Christmas festivities. Highway Periis Iritermi D) Titer Merre: and 5) A graduate _ of _ Clifton high The three chief perils to highâ€" T HEâ€" PRESS Search for Missing Part of Rare Clock A nationwide . searchâ€" for the missing part of a rare clock will be extended to the collectors‘ group OL:I.WM Woman‘s elub at its Jan. 7 meeting by Wm. Watchmakers college. Samelius, dean of American hoâ€" rologists, speaking of a bobbing pendulum timepiece, says there are less than a dozen of the clocks in the United States. m ® "I operate the bobbing clock jointed doll, not more than three inches high and seated in a swing," Samelius said. "I hope that some collectors‘ study group will be able to put me on the trail of the missâ€" ing doll." ® He explained that the bobbing pendulum operates in a vertical motion with the weight suspended on a helical spring. "The clock is kept in motion by a regular esâ€" capement through a lever connectâ€" ed with the spring; this lever gets its energy from the escape wheel," he said. In the ordinary clock, according to Samelius, the pendulum is susâ€" pended with a thin leaf spring and the pendulum is kept in motion by a lever that receives its energy from the escape wheel. _ This particular item of the rare watch and clock collections of Samelius and the Elgin Watch Co. was patented Dec. 14, 1886, by the Ansonia Clock Co., now of Ansonâ€" Unusual as well as historic watches and their histories will be presented by Mr. Samelius at the approaching meeting, the first of 1947, arranged by Mrs. Theodore L. Osborne, program chairman. . Mr. Samelius is an honorary life member of most of the state horoâ€" logical societies in the United States and for many years has been in constant demand as a speaker. He was born in Belfast, Ireland, the son of the royal watchmaker of Sweden and an English school teacher, coming to America as a lad in 1881. For the part 26 years he has directed the Elgin Watchmakers college where 175 students, many of whom are exâ€"GIs, are enrolled. versary fund announces a brand new fashion note. In collaboration with Marshall Field & Co.,, a style show and tea is being sponâ€" sored on Jan. 8. The place is Field‘s 7th floor Wainut room, and the time is 3 to 5 p.m. , Style Show and Tea Thomas Nathan are chairmen for door prizes. As you contribute to our fund, we will contribute an Highland Park. Please call them Everyone, alumna or not, is welcome, and â€"everyone has equal "Too bad, Mister, but you shouldn‘t feel so badly. Two out of three come in or hear the conductor‘s puff of the engine attracted them, Then they all rushed for the train and two of them scrambled on it, made it â€" that‘s a off® dettes, 7:30 © 8‘00 pm. T20 p.m. Delts program, 8 Painting class, ,1*,:: YÂ¥. W.C. The Smith college 75th anniâ€" Three absentâ€"minded professors "Yes," . . Pree from politicas , Jan. 10. at Mrs. Annic Murison Is Taken by Death Private funeral services were held on Monday for Mrs, Annie Griswold Murison, 645 Onwentsia, who passed away Saturday at the age of 80. She was a daughter of the late Joseph W. Griswold, pioâ€" neer Chicago furrier, who reestabâ€" been wiped out by the big fire L. and two daughters, Mrs. Géorge A. Lioyd, of the real estate firm of Earhart, Lioyd and Ringer, Highâ€" land Park, and Mrs. Edward Otis Succumbs to Operation Brown of Chicago. Last rites were held on Tuesday at the Kelly chapel for Mrs. Anâ€" toinette Schroeder, 48, for twenty years a resident of Highland Park, who passed away, following an opâ€" eration, last Saturday, at a hosâ€" pital in Fremont, Mich. She had been a resident of Fremont for the past 7 years. Born in Poland, she came to America about 1916. Surviving are her husband, Bruâ€" no, at one time a Highland Park optician, a son, Alphonse, of Freâ€" mont, and one brother, Max Litkieâ€" wicz, who resides in Poland. Interment was made in Mooney cemetery. h Girl Scout Activities At 7 p.m. on Dec. 23, Girl Scouts from Immaculate Concepâ€" tion school troop No. 34 went carâ€" oling. Among the places they visâ€" ited were the Highland Park hospiâ€" tal, the Railroad Men‘s home, and Fort Sheridan station _ hospital, where they visited from ward to ward. They later accepted an inâ€" vitation to sing on Bedside station WASP. â€" The group consisted of Mary Rafferty, Carolyn Curotto, MOVING & PACKING of HOUSEHOLD GOODS 374 Central Ave., Highland Park. H. P. 181 It washes . .. rinses . . . damp dries, all automatically 314 Railway Avenue, Highwood Phone 2041 212 RAILWAY AVE. S T O R A G E © â€" Excavating Specialists © â€" Trench Work LAUNDERALL Automatic Home Laundry Phone Highland Park LOCAL DELIVERIES â€" "BUILDING WITH A COMMUNITY" Preferred Contractors NATIONAL DELIVERY IMMEDIATE DELIVERY 731 DEERFIELD ROAD Phone: DEERFIELD 881 Agent Allied Van Lines 5 7 0O of Carol Ridon, Dorothy Ann Stipe, Pat Bergman, Nancy Lencioni, Suâ€" san Denzel, Mary Ann McCarthy, Legion Auxiliary Donates Juke Box to Veterans lyn Michela, Carol Menke, Shicls Carney and Margie Werhane. The girls were driven home by Mrs. Helen Heicker and Mrs. W. J. Cuâ€" Legion auxiliary will hold a meetâ€" o e ne esn Mrs, Edwin Gilroy, president. . Under the direction of Mrs. Harry Eichler, the unit donated a large juke box for the recreaâ€" tion room at Downey hospital at Christmas time. The auxiliary will take complete charge of servâ€" icing the machine, and of exchangâ€" ing records. Funds for the donation were provided by the Poppy day funds and receipts from the Legion carâ€" Kaper Kadets Meet The regular monthly meeting of the Kaper Kadets will be held on Monday, Jan. 6, at 7:30, at the YWCA. Plans are to be completed for a trip to the 1947 Ice Follies on Jan. 15. ‘Anyone wishing to attend may contact Barbara Ashâ€" man, Deerfield 464, by (Jan. 7. Come to the meeting and help plan the trip. _ . Corn Culled from the Ether jokes? Q. "What makes a road broad?" «6 29901 °L °VF Q. "Who is the father of all Q."Round as a barrel, n Shaped like a hive, Flesh.on the inside, And the flesh is alive." uy v,, ‘y *Â¥ , 4109 dod,, Page 3