WHAT I'D Mb BY lAWJU. LOT**. M Wh.it will ye <3<\ lore, when I in |«lB| Willi white sails flowing The seas beyond; -- Whit Win ye tin, jove, thoagh mm Aiidfritmis will chide m, ' For bong fon<§T*" " Thoagh wave* divide *• Ami friends may chide ui, lu faith abiding, I'll still b. trw; I'll pray f«r y a on the stormy ocean With deep devotion, "* That's what I'll do!" would ye do, love, if distant tillage Your fond countings Should undermine; eluding 'ner.th foreign skies • Bhould ttilnk other eyes Were u bright u thine? n u Oh, name it not, love, though guilt and sham- Woio ou your nsuie I'd still be true; 1: ut that hyart of thine--should another ahani 1 could not bear it-- Tnat'B what I'd do 1" " What would you do, love, if horn* returning In hopes high burning. Am! wealth for yon; If my bark that bounded on foreign foam Bhould Ua lost ntur home-- What would you do T " " So thou wert spared I'd bless tbe nomnr, la waut and sorrow, That left me you; And I'd welcoruc thee from the stormy WBow. This heart th» pillow-- That's what Pd do! " RED PAINT. In the matter of the chocolate-colored circles about my blue eyes, the whites of which complete the patriotic trinity of red, white and blue --those red rings, of whose origin I have been so often vexed with questions--I will tell a story Wjwcii may save further inquiry. I am enabled to do so by memory of w^at my father used to say, and by reference to notes in a diary which he kept for many years. Some time before I dawned upon this world, and while my spirit was probably walking with the angels with whom I kept company, my dear mother, tired of the monotony of her life at our family •eat in the country, repaired alone to the city to regale herself with a sight of novel ties for a month. My mother sup posed that father would soon follow and rejoin her; but in this she was mis taken. He gave the housemaid a month's vacation, and was now left en tirely alone, sleeping at the house and getting his meals for himself, rather than going to the city or the nearest tavern. He was an odd man, my father was, as I shall presently show. Being lonesome, he thought he would fix up< things about the house to while away time, and surprise my mother by tha improvements when she returned at the expiration of the month. " I think I will do a little paintiug'up, in the lirst place," thought my father. " Paint is not only an ornament, bnt it preserves things. The kitchen floor needs painting. The old color, what remains of it, is yellow ; bnt I am not partial to yellow, and beside, I want a new color, tor novelty. What color would probably most charm my wife ? 1 have not uaioh taste myself, but I have heard peoptexp*ai«e red very highly/ Sunrises, tu^d sunsets, aad comets, are often approved of by good judges, for being red. iitxi is said to bo the most showy and effective military and dramat ic color. I have seen some very baud- •some red flags at auction and railroad stations. Ked lips and cheeks are al ways in the fashion. Then there is the led, red ro«e; ami then there is my red handkerchief, the handsomest and larg- •mb I have got. I will paint the floor red; and, now that I reflect upon the supreme beauty of red, I will buy enough, and no doubt I fcliall find .good use for it.™ So my father went and bought a great quantity of red paint, and had it mixed And .seni with brushes to the house. 4'1 will do all the painting myself that 1 care to have d«ne," thought my father, when the bloody fluid blushed beneath his smiling eves. "It will be a light, pleasing exercise, and my wife will be more deiigtited when she finds that I have done all the ornamentation without help. How lovely that red looks ! It appeals to me that all the white paint on the other woodwork in the kitchen looks as dingy now as the floor. What a capital idea it would be to paint it all red, now that I happen to have so much of it J I will do sa The kitchen, all of .that oolor, wilt! be the handsomest room in the house. Hut 4he main thing is the floor." So my ardent father hastily began and painted the floor first, forgetting that it would cause him to wait until it was dry, or make tracks over it, or lay inconvenient planks, if he painted ail tit© rest of the kitchen. He saw tbe mi^tttke he had made vheok he began to jxt.ut the doors. Tiie fresh paint ou the floor stuck to his soles, and the mark** uf his flaming footsteps, like those of some destroying angel, hot from home, were everywhere and con- fuKetL They did some little damage to tho carpets in other rooms, and this confused liim some; but nay father was not a mun to stand for trifles, and, knowing that he could pj< at the floor *>ver a^uin, he went on v» un the other work. He had the tools, material, in dustry and ambition to please, and these wern something for an amateur. So, sticking as he went, my father covered all the doors with a flaming coat, inside and out, his pleasure increasing with the alteration he caused ; and then proceeded to make his mark on all the remainiug woodwork, including the win dow frames, sills and sashes, shutters, closet shelves, thresholds, the mantel piece and sink ; and then, thonght he, 44 Why not the walls, to complete the thing and make it uniform ?" And so the walls stood up and received their share ; and then, as the hearth and locks . and bolts and doors seemed by their na kedness to disturb the harmony, he paint ed them. "By glory!" thought my father, greatly delighted with the marvelous change he had created, " if here isn't a whole sunrise in a box. What a little paint will do if well laid on, and of the right color! I shall like to live in this room. Neat, cheerful, uniform and splendid at the same time. I must paint the floor over again to hide my tracks; but let me see this time if I have finished up everything else first. No. I have not These kitchen chairs and ta bles all want painting badly. I wonder I hadn't thought of them first. But they most certaiuly shan't be neglected as long as I have so much paint and of such a color, too. What a thing is the sim ple article of paint! What a tailor is to a man a painter is to a house; but peo ple don't seem to know it. Even I have just found it out. I should think a man might make a fortune if he went about with paint pot and brushes and adopted my idea and astonished folks with the change it .makes. Worse conceptions than this have been patented, and the accident of a happyj thought enables many to roll in riches and immortal clover." After due rest between jobs as he pro ceeded, my dear father gave the tables and chairs a touch of his quality, and for a while he was in doubt whether the last job was not an immense improve ment on the preceding ones. He stood off ana examined, and then i •hut his eyea and imagined. "No," he concluded, "neither can! elaim precedence. Each is admirable In itself, and yet each is neoessary to \ tbe other, to give it complete effect. I i wonder what kind of an artist I should have made. It strikes me I have vastlv more taste than I thought, and I think I should be distinguished for what they call coloring. But am I done yet? There is more paint left. I wish this kitchen was twice as big. I don't f-.*el quite satisfied yet. Isn't there some thing more to make the beauty still more beautiful, and the liarmony more harmonious ? There is ! I have it. I see there is. Why, bless me ! I haven't begun to be done yet. Why not paiut all the wooden utensils which belong to kitchen uss? I'll do it, if I have to send for more paint. How thought ex pands by exercise. At first I thought only of the floor ; and now, pooli! it is the last and least of my thoughts ; but I thank the .floor for leading to these ideas." In this happy mood my father re sumed his decorative work on wood, and engaged himself busily for several days, during which he was obliged to send for even more paint than he had bought at first, to enable his busy brush to adorn baskets, knife-tray, bread-trough, spice- ihortar, rolling-pin, dough-stick, salt- box ; wash, ironing and knife-boards ; ^clothes-horse, sleeve-board, pails, buck- eta, barrels, kegs, firkins, tubs, benches, brooms and brushes » and after whatever else could be painted without being ;-'"ulered unfit for use had been painted, •• ••oneluded to finish off by reddening • ivhole store-room, from which most LII i.nem had been drawn. " I have done enough already," thought <ny lather, "to make my wife thankful; but then I have a great deal more paint on .hand, and I can see plainly that much remaius to be done. Now, why not paint the outside of the rear of the L of the house, where the kitchen is, as high up the eaves, to corre^popd ?" This lie did, auil then thought the job would look like patchwork, unless all the outside of the L were given the same hue. And this, too, he did, and having included the L roof and chim ney, he then added the rear porch, its loot and railing, and admitted that the liberality was not to be repented, but would not lie a complete, hvmmetrical triumph unless assisted by the painting < i the house, embracing in a grand red sum-tolal, rool's, chimneys, spouts, walls, doors, poiticos, railings, pillars, window frames aud trellises. And 'all these, also, he did with his own hand, his red right hand, for it may be readily imagined that his hand could not have been very much of any other eolor, immersed as he was in such a wholesale work, and my father's diary itself stntes that sometimes he felt so tired, and the paint stuck so, and there was so much yet to be done, he did not think it necessary to clean the paint from his hands at the close of the day, but slept in them as they were, often dream- . ing that he was a white maa with ma hogany hands, the color seeming to have impregnated the very essence of hi* being. Occasionally I am inclined to doubt my own judgment, or I should not hesi tate to declare that my father seems to have been somewhat odd in this persis tent fancy for red paint, but, in order to remove the possibility of such an idea in others, I will simply state that his pro ceedings were perfectly natural through out He was a very affectionate man, and the absence of his wife, in search of nov elty, led him at the outset to plan the kitchen part of his surprise, to make up for any shortcomings on his part, by giving her an excess of pleasure when she returned. This at once removes his kitchen work from all suspicion of singu larity. And now, as to the -excess of red which followed. My father had daily written her a letter, hoping she was hav ing a good time, but my mother never replied, being vexed at his not coming himself, and her continued silence, nat urally rendering him uneasy, led him.' as it were, to drown his sorrow by a still more profuse indulgence in red paint Fortunately, he was not a drinking man and it was not brandy, or lie Laiglit have painted himself instead of the house. The house--and so forth; for having got as Car as*I have stated, he sent for still more paint, no letter having come yet, and, like one determined to give a fiery aspect to all he owned, he set to .work with unabated ardor, and painted the barn, sheds, coops, sty and well- house, all the gates and fences, and tkeu the trunks of all the trees, as high as he could reach, to keep the worms off, and perfec' color. perfect the prer iep tne •ailing consistency of The month was now up, and still my mother did not come, nor yet a letter. At tliis period, I think a slight oddity did really begin to appear in the conduct of my father. Summer was coming, and, reflecting that the whole of the inside of the house had not yet been painted, his diary says that he deliberated one whole forenoon, aud then thought how cool it would be to do away with carpets, aud have all the floors painted for naked use during the warm season. Acting upon this, he took up all the carpets, and painted every floor in the house, and, in his haste to finish before my motaer should arrive, he so daubed the walls and some of the furniture that he painted them too, embracing bedsteads, bu reaus, toilet-tables, wash stands, cor nices, with all the wood-work, in all the kitchen style of universal flame. And still my mother did not appear. I have heard my father say that dur ing that particular period, while his last batch of paint was drying, he did not feel anxious for her to come. I do not doubt his intentional veracity upon acy point, but I think his memory failed him in that instance; and that, in his sorrow that the paiut spoiled some of her dresses when she did come, he forgot how he had longed for her. For my mother did come before the last paint was dry. My father was on his knees, in a suit that he had spoiled, red as a butcher, but innocent as a lamb, engaged in painting the flagstone walks in front of the house, and proposing to paint the ceilings of the house, if time should yet admit, when a carriage drove up, and my mother, so long absent, alighted at the gate--the red front gate, set in that long, red front fence, In front of that fiery red house, with the flaming L, and the burning trees, and walks not quite kindled into a complete glow. I am the only son of the oouple who then met, but I feel incapable of doing justice to their emotions at that junct ure. I believe I have the idea in my head, but my pen is not equal to my father's brush, and can but darkly shadow forth what that brush oc casioned. Forgetting his sanguinary appearance, he rushed down toe red walk, and through the red gateway, and embraced her, brush in hand, before she had fairly recognized him or the house. . She shrieked, and gave him a push, dis covering his identity at the same time that she began to aoold him far aoiling her dress. "Never mind that; look at the house, Eliza," said he. Her name was Eliza. "Look at the house and things, Eliza," said my father, expecting an immensity of delight and praise, as he saw her hold up her hands in dumb as tonishment "I haven't been idie wlijle you were gone, believe me. But this is nothing--mere nothing, that you see. Only come inside. I say nothing. That will speak for itself." 1 And so it did. ! I was told my mother did not say a | word till she went inside and knew the worst And then my father knew it He was appalled at her appallment, and Btunned and stung by her loud and pierc- ing expressions of horror, gri< f and dis gust She said he, had done these crimes purposely, in revenge for her ab sence and delay. He said he had pur posed it, but thought such a combina tion of novelty with beauty would en rapture her and thus reward him for a month of slavery. Even the kitchen, upon which he had chiefly prided him self, she declared looked like the kitchen of some demon ; and, when the kitten, once white, but, lay falling into a paint- pot, had become red, ran up to her, my mother shrieked at the apparition and ran behind a red chair. It was an awful day for my father, and no less <sd for my dear mother ; for alas ! for her,*fot him and for me, when by-and-by she traversed all the house, and saw what he had ruined, she became suddenly overcome, and doctors and nurses were Bent *for with all possible alacrity. i have but a few words to say, but those embrace a fact of considerable im portance to me. On the following day I was born. Whether the hate of my mother for red paint had anything to do with my eyes others may judge. For my own part, I am thankful for my escape from being born Indian, or from having eyes as red as a white rabbit's. DR. PIEBCE'8 " Golden Medical Discovery " haa bicouiu HO thoroughly established in public favor that were it not for the lorgctfuiness of pteoplc it would nut be neccssary to call atten tion to its power to cure consumption, which is scrofula of tbe lungs, and other blood diseases, as eruptions, blotches, pimples, uloers and " liver complaint." The Woman Who Wrote " Evelina." In 1752 Frances Burney was boru. Nothing iu her childhood indicated that she would, while still a young woman, secure for herself an honorable place among English writers. She was shy and silent. Her brothers and sisters called her a dunce, and not without some show of reason ; for at eight years of age she did not know her letters. An education, however, which to most girls would have been useless, but which suited Fanny's mind better than elaborate culture, was in constant progress during her passage from childhood to woman hood. The great book of human nature was turned over before her, and every marked peculiarity instantly caught her notice and remained engraven on her imagination. When she was fifteen her father took a second wife, and the new mother insisted that nothing could be more disadvantageous to a young lady than to be a novel-writer; so Frances relinquished her" favorite pursuit and made a bonfire of her manuscripts. Although the propensity for writing was for a time kept down, it again rose stronger thanjpver. The heroes and heroines of tales which had i>erished in the flames were still in her mind. By degrees these shadows required stronger and stronger consistence ; the impulse to write became irresistible, and the re sult was the famous history of "Evelina." HOW VOI LD TOTE. Were women allowed to vote, every one ia the laud who has used Dr. Tierce's " Favorite Prescription " would vote it to be an unfailing remedy for th« diseases peculiar to her sex. By •druggists. Praise of Women. Says .Tared Sparks I have observed amoncr all nations that the women orna ment themselves more than the men; that wherever found they are the satms civil, kind, obliging, humane, tender beings; that they are ever inclined to be gay aud cheeriul, timorous and mod est They do not hesitate, like men, to perform «. hospilp.Me or ^encron- siciion; not-haughty nor arrogant, not SUIK-mil lions, but full of courtesy and fond of society; industrious, economical, in- irei:turns, more liable, in general, to err than man, aud performing more good actions tluui he. I never addressed my self in the language of decency aud | friendship to a woman, whether civilised i or savage, without receiving a decent (answer. With man it has often b -eu I otherwi e. In wandcrm-r over the bar- j r. n plains of inhospitable Denmark, ! through honest Sweden, frozen Lapland, rude and etmrlish Finland, unprincipled Kussiu, aud the wide-spread regions of the wandering Tartar, if hungry, dry, cold or fcicti, woman has t vi r been friendly to me, uniformly so; and to add to this virtue, so worthy of the appella tion of benevolence? these ac!ioiis have been performed in so free and so kind a manner that, if J. was dry, I drank the sweet draught, and if hungry, ate the coarse morsel with a double relish. IV HAT PHYSICIANS SAY. SAN LEANDRO, CaL, Jan. 6, 1877. Da. R. V. PIEBCE, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir-- I have employed your " Pleasant Purgative Pel lets " in my practioe for tho last four years. I now twe no other alterative or cathartic medi cines in all chronic derangemeuU of the stom ach, liver and bowels. I know of nothing _t hat equals them. J. A. MILLEB, M. D. Too Conscientious for a Doctor's Boy. A physician ought to be specially care ful in the selection of a servant. This servant should not be dressed in black, for that would be too suggestive, but in garments of neutral tint, the sympol of uncertainty. He ought not to be the possessor of a cadaverous vise age, lest he give the impression that those who enter the doctor's office must abandon hope. Neither should he lie florid and rotund, as though sickness was not a serious thing. He should occupy the golden mean between the gay and the grave. He ought not. moreover, to be excessively truthful, lest he injure the practice of his employer. We have heard of a servant who was wholly unfit for his position simply because he positively could not tell a lie. A stranger who had sudden illness at home asked : "Is the doctor in?" "No, sir," was his quick reply. "Tell me, has the doctor a great many patients?" The servant became pale, but slowly and solemnly replied : " Not many living, sir." Then the stranger turned sadly away and sought a doctor whose servant had less resemblance to the Father of his Country.--Rubber Era. A COLT you may break, but an old horsa you never can. A DRUGGIST in New Richmond, Ohio, Mr. E. J. Donham, writes us the following : " I con sider Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup one of the very best things made. I use it altogether in my own family And can therefore recenunend it" Perils of Ridicule. It know of no principle which it is of more importance to fix in the minds of young people than that of the most de termined resistance to the encroach ment of ridicule. Give up the world, and to the ridicule with which the world enforces its dominion, every trifling question of manner and appearance, it is to toss courage and firmness to the winds, to compass with the mass upon such subjects as these. But learn from the earliest to insure yourself against the jx rils of ridicule ; you can no more exercise your reason, if you live in the constant dread of laughter, than you can enjoy your life if you are in constant dread of death. ^ t If you think it right to differ from the times and to make a stand for any valu able point of morals do it, however rus tic, however antiquated, however pedan tic it may appear, do it,--not for insol ence, but grandly and seriously--as a man who wore a soul of his own in his bosom, and did not wait until it was breathed into him by the breath ef fashion. Let men call you mean, if you know you are just; hypocritical, if you are honestly religious ; pusillanimous,if you feel that you are firm; resistance soon converts unprincipled wit into sincere respect, and no aftertime can tear from you these feelings which every man car ries with him who has made a noble and successful exertion in a virtuous cause. --Sidney Smith. Beantlttcn. "Ladies, you cannot make fair akin, rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes with all the cosmetics of France, or beautifiera of the world, while in i poor health, and nothing will give you such i pood health, *tiviigtl), buoyant spirits and | beauty as Hop BUters. A tiial is certain proof. ! Bee another column. -- Telegraph. i Born Grown Up. | A Paris correspondent of the Newark j Advertiser writes : In this precious age I cliildreu are born grown up. Little girls | are dressed like their elders., ami before | they reach their tens are found snatch- I ing a fearful joy iu st iien readings of j three-volume novels. l->ys have luue- ; tofore been kept youthful sa far as dress is concerned, and only when called up in to do duty as pages at a fashionable wed ding and attend a bride to the altar have they gone in for unusal dress. But in Paris simplicity goes for very little, and the more artificial life can be made the better. Little boys of six or nine years old are now attired as court valets, and do pretty manners in the mothers' sa lons. The dresa is a ooat of dark cash mere or cloth, dark blue or chocolate colored. It is square cut behind, fitting very closely into the back, round collar and small facings, and very high in the neck and buttoned with cut steel or sil ver buttons. From the waist the coat opens, slanting off so as to show a long satin waistcoat, with deep flaps and pockets. Rnee breeches aud silk stock ings aud shoes with silver buckles, on full dress occasions, complete the dress. All that is wanted is a powdered wig to make little boys look as if they were the ghosts of serving men of Louise Seize. I On Thirty Day*' Trial. The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will eeud their Electro-Voltaic. Belts and other Elec tric Appliancen on trial for .thirty'days to any person afflicted with Nervous bebilitv, Lost Vitality aud kindred • troubles, guaranteeing complete restoration of vigor and manhood. Address as a!>ovo without delay, N. B.--No risk is -incurred, as thirty days' trial is allowed. A Clean Skin. Most of our invalids are such, snd many healthy jjepple will become in valids, for want of paying the most or dinary attention to the requirements of the skin. The membrane is too often regarded as a covering only instead of a complicated piece of machinery, scarcely second in its texture and sensitiveness to the ear and the eye. Mauy treat it with as little referenoe to its functions as if it were only a bag for their bones. It is this consideration for the skin that is the cause of a very large proportion of the disease of the world. It is claimed by some scientists that four-fifths in the bulk of all we eat and drink, must either pass off through the skin or be turned back upon the system as a poison, and j life depends as much upon these exhala- ! tions tiirough the skin as inhaling pure ! air through the lungs; it must therefore j be of vital importance to keep the chan nel free. * _ " FOB two years I «n a great sufferer from Kidney Complaints. I was unable to attend to my businesK, and was oouifortnlilo only when lying down, at times being in so great distress that I could rest neither night nor day. I had several doctors, but received no benefit from any. I tried about All the medieiiK-8 sdvertised for Kidney Complaints, but experieneed no re lief. Htvmg iieard of ih« wonderful effects of Mrs. Piukham'e Vegetable Compound in Female I Complaints, and ktwwinp that it was adver- j tised as a remedy for Kidney Complaints, 1 tried it and begun to improve' before tlie first | bottle was taken. I eontinoed the use of the I Compound, and In less than three montlis I ; was perfectly well, and have not been troubled | since. I consider it the greatest r< inedy for j Kidney Complaints ever yet discovered, j. P. j HOWARD, NO. 29 Park Street. Lynn. Mass. ! Sincerity. I Whatever limit sincerity imposes upon I our words, let us obey, even if it be to ! silence. But, that its bounds be j not so narrow as this, let us cherish an honest interest in people and things out- I side of our immediate sphere. This is j the great want of all our intercourse, I the only thing that can rescue our con- i versation from the stigma which attaches i to "small talk." Our talk is small be- : cause it comes only from the lips; it is | frothy because it is on the surface; it kf ! commonplace, because we do not care i about the things we say--they are not | realities to us. It is not the subject i upon which we speak, but the interest 1 we take in it which gives flavor to our ! words. THE physical ills which are peculiar to womei; are heidoiu mentioned, either in convi-iwitior j or through the press, througU fake modesty I and yet the percentage of tnese diseases arc on : the increase. Tnousands of women to-daj I cherish grateful remembrance of the Veget*blc . Compound, which is prepared by Mrc. Lvdia j E. Pinkham, of this city. We learn that uiort of this preparation is sold iu this city ti;nn i- : sold of any otliei medicine ; and all the world | should know of its curative cffect-«. See ad- i vertisement in another column.--Lynn Tran- | tcript, \ A PARAOKAI'H writer on the Boston Pott reaffirms the statement that necessity is the mother of invention. "Sometimes,"' he says, " we want the door between our office and the one next to it closed, and the editor in that room of course i feels, if we get up and shut it, that we are getting high-toned and exclusive, and it wounds him. And we don't like to do that, so we have invented a way to make him shut the door himself. We siug." SOCRATES, at an extreme old age, learned tc play on musical instruments. Cato, at 80 yean of age, learned the Greek language. Plutareh, when between sixty and seventy, began thf study of Latin. Dr. Johnson applied himsell to the Dutch language but a few years before his death. Mrs. Lyaia E. Pinkham was nearly tifty yearn of a?o when she discovered her Veg etable Compound. By these facts we see that never too late to learn. The Next New State. The question of annexing Northern Idaho to Washington Territory accom panies the other question of our admis sion to the Union as a State, and both will be agitated more or less vigorously froji this on. Joined to our Territory, as at present oonstituted, the new Terri tory or State would have an area exceed ing 80,000 square miles, or as great as that of New York and Ohio combined. The new State must be a grand one.-- Seattle (IF. T. I Post Intelligencer. ' Wertklm Staff. Not eo fast, my friend ; ir you could see tbe strong, healthy, blooming nivn, women and children that have been raised from b- ds of skkntss. suffering and almost death by ihfc n*o of Hop Bitters, you would say "Glorious and invaluable remedy." Bee another column.-- Philadelphia Press. Covered With Gold. It is a curious fact that Russia* one of the poorest of civilized countries, ihakes a greater parade of wealth in one respect than any other state. The domes of all the great churches in St. Petersburg, | Moscow, and other large towns, are j plated with gold nearly one-quarter of I an inch thick. The new church of the I Savior represents a value of fully $15,- ! 000,000. The Isaac Cathedral in St* | Petersbugli may be safely credited with j at least twice that, amount. So strong, however, is the old Slav belief in the in- I violable sanctuary of "holy places." that, during countless seasons of wide spread and bitter distress, no attempt ' has ever been made to plunder the gold | thus temptingly exposed. Indeed, one | of the finest churches in St. Petersburg, j the Kazan Cathedral, owes its massive I shrine to the plunder taken by the Cos- I sacks in 1812, LTDIA E. PINKHAK'S Vegetable Compound, | the great medicine for the cure of all female ! complaints, is tha greatest strengthener of the I back, stomach, nerves, kidneys, urinary and genital organs of man and woman ever known. i Send for circulars to Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn, | Mass. | "RALPH, my own Ralph, you see be- | fore you the most unhappy woman in the world," " Heavens ! " my dearest j Adelgitha, what is the matter ? Has j any one presumed " "For the last j month a wretched man has been press- ! ing me--threatening me, even--that is | to say--his suit." "Give me the vil- j Iain's name ! Within an hour from sun- j rise I shall meet him and settle his ac- I count." "I knew you would, R.Uph ; ! you are so generous. Here is his ac- \ count--my upholsterer's--I am so glad | you are going to settle it." i THK highest hopes and intereat of the race ; rest on the purity, health and strength of ' womanhood. W« take pleasure ia referring | oiir readers to the remarkable eMeaty of Lydin, E. rinkham's Vegetable Compound ia all that cl.%hs of diseases from which women (offer e« much. HENRT WABD BKECHKR says: " My father used to say : ' Henry, when yon kindle a fire, never throw an armful oi wood on at once ; that will put it oul Get some kindling that is dry, and put ; one shaving ou, and one more, and one ; more, and, little by little, you can build just as big a fire as you nave a mind to.*" LIFB is divided into three terms--that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better for the future. SOMR people think it an excess of mag nanimity to forgive those whom they have injured. WHY the true HOLMAX LIVER PAD succeeds : Because it is the lirst and only correct nds.nta- tinnof the Holman absorption theory of cure without medicine. Why it.i imitators fail: Be cause they are worthless. SOME of the most brilliant charges in time of war are made by the sutlers. KKRP your bowels and Kidneys in a healthy •tate by the use of Kidney-Wort. A COURAOBOCS foe is better than a cowardly friend. Bed-Bun*, Hoachca, rats, eats, mice. ants, flie*, insecta, cleared out by " Bough on Bats." 15e., druggt*ta. Conkuuipiion Can Be Cared I Read what Mr. William C. Digges, a mer chant of liowling Green, Va., writes under date April 4th, 1X81. He says : I firmly believe that Ala n's Lun'j liaham will and has cured con sumption if taken iu time and proper care be tai>en of the patient both in suitable food and elotiuiu'. Six ye'irs ago my mother was at tacked with pneumonia. The attending physi cian, "some time after," told me that tho clis- ••ase had settled on her lungs and that she had the consumption. Not tielicvmg that a perma nent cure could bo effected, but thinking I ink'hi be able to get an expectorant not con- tuiniiig opiuui which would afford some relief, I inqu.red of a druggist at Richmond, Va., if In- had any medicine not containing opium, that was a good expectorant, lie then recom mended Alien'j Lung Balsam, which I pur- cliHsed and induced my mother to try. Before t-he had i alien the first bottle the improvement in her condition wts so marked tuat I pur chased tt.ree more bottles. The attending physician, feeing the beneticial effe -tw, recom mended its continued use, and in about twelve mouths her lungs were pronounced cured. Upon my recommendation many others who had tlie consumption have been cured. I thii.k vou can cluini for your medicine the following : Expectoration without irritation, and heating of the lungs by keeping them free from foreign ci:bounces, thus arresting aud curiiig this dread disease. BIr. Diggos says he writes be cause he wants us to know that Alien's Lung Balsam is'doing good. Da. WINCHELL'S Teething Syrup has never failed to give immediate relief when used in cases of Summer Complaint, Cholera-infantum, or pains in the stomach. Mothers, when your little darlings are suffering from these or kin dred causes, do not hesitate to give it a trial You will surely be pieced with the charming effect Be sure to buy Dr. Winchell's Teething Syrup. Sold by all druggists. Only 25 cents per bottle. THERE is but one way to cure balduess, and that is by using CAKKOLI.VE, a deodorised ex tract of petroleum, the natural hair grower. As recently unproved, it is the only dressing for" the hair that cultured people will use. PTIIK COD LIVER OIL made from selected livers. ,on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it su perior to any of the other oils in market. FOB Headache, Constipation, Liver Complaint and all billons derangements of the blood, there is no remedy as sure and safe as Eilert's Day light Liver Pills. They Btand unrivalled in re moving bile, toning the stomach and in giving healthy action to the liver. Bold by all druggists. EVERY farmer and teamster should know that Fro zer axle grease cures sore necks and scratches on horses. Buy it anywhera. Foa Rheumatism, Bprains and Braises, ass Uncie Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment, told by all druggists. A STOBY which, if true, adds one more item to the list of dangers to which hu manity is exposed, is going the rounds of the English press. It in gravely as serted that a coast guard pacing his beat along the lonely shore near Eastbourne was suddenly attacked by a seal, and escaped with his life only through pi ompt and vigorous manipulation of a sword-cane with which he chanced to be provided^ BUTTER is being brought from Russia to England in large quantities, and is of very fair quality. a . . * CONSUMPTION j: i I Imperlnat to the I*ub!ic its w Med ical ProlVniioR. HalP* Jnumal of Health, referring to Consumption, make* the following important R'arciii nt. " C.-Iieumpkoti usually begina with a sii^ht, dry congh In the morning; then, on coins .ti> bed.fetK'ng mare and mora frequent, with more ami more phlegm, increasing debility, thinnvm of fl-sh, Bh rtr.e-^ of breath, and quickness of pulse. In fatal its average coarse is about two years ^ henc<> tiie importance of arresting the disease at as early a 6t«£e as possible, and t o sooner rational xne.tns are employed for tkhfirpM the greater the chi nee of success. The disease is owing t > an iirita- Uon commencing in the throu and extending to the lungs, so tint their action is interfered with, an 1 the blood do-.'S not receive satfi ira'. oxyg.m to purify it. The most marked pignof lungd se se is em:ic^ition; and the most posiUre indication of returning health is increase in weUht." , So speaks Hairt Journal uf Health, and we nwy add that in desperate esses, and. in fact, in all cases of Con snmption.or troubles of the throat and hrifrs, immedia'c relief may be obtained and a permanent cure effected by the use of Dr. Wm. HaU's Balsim for the Lungs, a' medicine known for more than thirty-five years as an nnfailing remedy for coughs, colds, bronchitis and a!: pulmonary and pectoral diseases. That the worst ca«» of Consumption have been cured by the use of Hail't Balsam has been attested to by the thousands who nsed it, or have been cognisant of its wonderful remad a! efficacy. RBKCrED FROtT DEATH. William J.Coughlin.of Sonlerville, Haas., says: la tha fall of 1879 I was taken with Heeding oi tiie tangs, fol lowed by a aevere congb. I lost my apyi<t?te and flesh, an.) waa oonfined to my bod. In 1877 I was admitted to the hospital. The doctors said 1 had a hole in my lung as big as a half dollar. At one lime f* report went &ronnd ttiat I was dead. I gave up hope, but a friend told tne of DR. WILLIAM HALL'S BAIMM FOB THE LUKOB. I gol • bottle, whan, to my &urpri»er I commenced to feel bet ter, and UMiujr I feel bettor than for three yean past. I write this hoping every one with di«<vt*«d tangs will take Di;, WILLIAM HALL'S BALSAM, and he con vinced that coKSUMJmoK CAX BX cuKfcD. I can posi tively it bit. dotie mote goof' thau att £ae cV>sr •TROUT I HAT« WIKAO MUCN MJ - MI OF TH£ DEEP. "ttttrffnr TUT trfp dmrn the fMrer Tkgns, i Ppain." said Captain Boy ton to a representative ! i'!" thU journal in a recent conversation by the ! sea shore. " I linrt to "ulirr.t' 105 trat«rfhlia. the j larjast teisg ftbont eighty-five ivet, and innnmer- j ,'iWe ratv'J.«. Cmssing the £truits of I j h#<j three ribs broken in a fight with *hr.rk.«: and (Dir.in^ down the Son.ant, a river in Frtitit' }, I [ receive*] a clmr^e of shot from an excited and I startled huntsman. Although this rras not Xery ! plecuwnt and might be termed diingenvis. I /ear nf'Mvai!- more on my trip than intense cold : for, k-ns ai mj itebs nre frw nn<I .etisy and njL, crampod or benumbed I am aJI rtg*t. Of late I carry a s«ock of -:T. .* OIL in nr little bo*t--. [The Ouptsin ifl'ahr Mine." ahd hssptored therein signal rockets, thermometer, compass provisions, ete.]--and I have but liule trouble. Before starting out I rub mysell thoroughly with the article, and its action iip^ n the muscles la wonderful. From oonntnnt exposnre 1 in some what subject to rheunintic piun*, and nothing would ever benefit me until I got bold of thia Great German Remedy. Why. on my trare'ial have met people who had been suffering with rheumatism for yeurs: by my advice thsyr.sed the Oil and it cured them. 1 would soo:.er do without food for days than be without ^his rem edy for one hour. In fact I would not attempt e trip without it." The Cep'.ftin became very en- thtwiastic on the robject of Pt. JAOOM On . and when we left him ha waa atiil eitiiij? instances ot tho curative qualities of the firett (.erraau I :«ta> edy to a party around him. 'IIGINRQII I • of Knttan.l. flSag. Utarators. 1 l'g* •> ini.rtss II* l'g* lima rats. I lllmo vol. handsome!; If mtjkmm cloth; enlv ta.OO*' bound, for oolj io <u. • " •Frm. MANHATTAN BOOK CO , M W. Mth St., N.T. F.O. Box M 25 CHRISTMAS CARDS, lOo: 3 Aatsem ItoHqnrts, 10c; I* Psrforstod Motfoss, lOet i> Fine Chromos, lOo: 3 Oil Pictures, IOc: S Engravings, IOc; t Lithographs. 12x18, l(K'. All jsr fiiki postpaid. J. W. FR1ZZELL, Baltimore, Md. COUGH ANOTHER BOOK FOI AOKNTP. NEW BOOK is dec iledto THE BIST. $72 J THOUSANDS of women have -been entire!5 I cured of tho moit stubborn oases of fetn&U i tvoftkness by tbe use of Lydia £. Pinkham't j Vcgetablo Comnouud. Send to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, 233 Weatern Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphleta. | 80VK ladies, who have seen all the ; Presidents for over thirty vears, say that j Millard Fillmw* was the Wndsomest oi | tlie uuniber. ^ ! IT is impoflsible for a womtn, after a faithful ' course of treatmont with Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound, to oontinue to suffer ' from weakness, druggists aay. ! ASSASSINATION lias never changed the ; history of the world.--J^ord Beacons- I field. ! That Terrible j indigestion and nick lieadacho will yield readily ; to Warner's Safe Kidney aud Liver Cure. AV KK.lv. «1Ia4tar at boms.a-ll, mads. Oostlj rr.fi! "1WV Addrass TMJ* A Co., Augusta, Ma Bevetvara. Cstslspis ft*s. AMrss% flrsst West Wsrks. PUutank.'Pa. CC + n eOA P»r<ta,»at homs. Ssmplds worth frss 90 10 9£u Address STIKSOK * Co.. Portland. Bis MARK TWAIN'S The Prince and the Pauper Will ontssll all his previous w irk«, and offers yon tha kwt ch>nc*of your Ike t > make money rapid!;. Old •gent* will act promptly :'.:id scours O-inice turritmy, aad wa ad-rise you to do th.' w.iut*. Outfits now ready* Am4mt once for circular* . i .l ti-rius to 11. H. HIM IC i:v. Publisher, . U ft. < :iual St., Chicago, Iu. rossnnftiTts and people who have weak luo(rs or asth ma, should (<s« Piso's Cure for Consumption. It has rarrd thausuds. It has not Injur ed one. It ia not bad to take. It ia tbe best cough svrup. Bold everywhere. 25c. & SI. - C ' ' V D ' f - A aurtcaa Walsh Co. .NtutoA Pa. WATCHES rtR. Hr>TKR, 108 Ststajt*Ohiosgo, trsata sne- JLF sassfally Throat and Lung Plwsia by Iniulattat. $68 x w*ek tn your own town. Terms *n<! ffc outfit free H. HA.L1.FTT A Co.,Portland,Me HOP VfllltiC MEN H.na woald learn Telegraphy la 11f UNO Nihil four months, snd be certain of a sit uation, address VALENTINE BROS.. JmosviUe. Wis. IMMITH--SGESTS WANTED-Jr™. ffh -omiiK an \ clc-s' •. t In: World ;1 »n *%' twiwtj Aiitljvss «Iuy Hronsoa, DL'U SMI M) MJ A YEAR and expenses tc jf *7 '7 Agents. Outfit free. Adiiruss I*. • • • O. Vlekery, Ansosla, Ms. A«. KMX WAMI I) for tiis Best and Fastest-Ssl'.ing Pictorial FT00'Ka mid Bih|s« Pr!c«s reduced 1 IS per ot. NATIONAL PI-BUXUINU CO., (juicago. IU. I OPIUM Morphine Habit Cared IBM toMdajri. Wo pay till Care<» llJtt. J. Urju'ujitKS, Lebanon. Obit. JAMES A. GARFIELD. Every New Sub* fcorilwr t/> tiiH j Weekly Wisconsin may receive a fine Urg*' Crayon For. ail ot the ia e ' President, on knnvy plate paper, 19x^4. The portrait t* I a copy of the phoiogrr pii t»y Kyder, of de**-ktn t, and > the on« t U. Queen victoria by Mrs. Garltabt; hfttn^ i eon* d«*r<'d tho picture in exi«t*»ttce of our » •d Piveirient. umy be *em in evert/ J'u9 "Jncr in j Kfpry person at'ndinjr $1.01). and nitmiru? j the premium, will receive the WKI KLT WISCONSIN for one year, t her with the portrait, which alone ia worth the price. Addwa* I CRAMKIt, A1KKNS A CRAM ICR, Milwaukee. Wia. ; PRICE $20. NO PA^r ! Thin N.V.Siii^fr .Sewitur Machia* la 1 the be*t« ever mwle --ecu s runt c&M.r, vmzy hand«mi?, quiet, durable, simple, GouT^aicni, aud ptwrrful. Warranted 6 peart. Bent apvw hero oa & <!aye trial. it jAeattM, 4,000,060 of this model machiae hare twit sold. Ask for circular* aad testimonials. Low |>rie«» tocJub#. Ne to try db. Tbouisftnd.s do every year, and thank a* |br the $IO to $SO aaved iu buying dim*t. Cut thit •ut, ami ivi-.cn you or a fra ud a Sowing Machine fce lut ta addnaa QaoSAtuu 4 Oo., 47 Third Av^CaicaftOsIU. OOXTAOHI .r \ BON, Bucnu. HAKOKAili' DANDELION, An ID Fran AKD BwrTMnnr- MQeAl*- nit or AU onui BITTKM. T H E Y C U B E AU Diseases of the Stomach. Bowels, Blood. Liver, Kidneys, «nd I?riu*ry organs, Ner- TGuiness, Sieeplessnessaiiti espesiaUf Female Complaints. 8 I O O O I N C O L D . Will b« patd for a ease they will Bot em or" !ielp, or tor anything impure or injorioa found In them. Ask yonr droftprist for Hop Bitter* and try them before you sleep. Take nm ether. O I C Isan absolute and 1rreslstlh!»cure for Dru&ketineu. use of opium, tobacco aad narcotics. SXHD FOB ClKCtTLAB. A l l s b i i M b * ilvp Blttan Mfc- Co., Rori>e»»r, N. V.. ATonala,O^, B.OO® Agents Wnnt«d tor Life or GARFIELD It the full hie'ory ot his ti :b> nnd eventful ><fa anddaat'irdiy siaaaMfinatJon. Surgical treatment, dt^th, funeral obyoqutea.etc.The beat chunceof your 1 money. ltaw>ireof "catchpenny" imitations. Thi& is tha only authentic *nd fully illustrated ineot our m*n tyr©d Preaident. Fine eteel portraits. Extra lerata to Areata. Cixculara free. Address NATIONAL PCBLXUNVE Co- Chkifo. tJL tea Is BVEuWtstii I FUINOII-' RUIIIUHV- I'M. LIIAKO NEW KICB Blood, and will eoni|'li>t«ly ohauc* tlio blood in the antiro system in tlir-p months. Auv i>crsun who will take one t>ill each ulRlit from 1 to 12 woeks mav b« Eitored to souiid health, if such a thinK be possiule. Id everywhere or sent by mall for a letter statu pa. ' " & CO., Boat on, MaaC 8. JOHNXIN •erljr Bangor. Ma. MONKT! Y«aa£9a&£oroM. a Laxuriani •twacht, flueiua a frewtb ef hair on bald TU1CKKN. STR£Nt;TH£N and JNVKiORAT£tb« HAIR anvwi.ert doa't U feuenbtured. Trj «h« gr*»t Sp*«»jih rtu<w»<»rf •hwk ba* NKVEK YET FAILED. PtixiONl.Y MX CENTS to Dr J. isONZA. k&Z, OJX 1649, Bwtoa, Han. B««ar« af all imitatfcaa. SIX IT;1!» CTS±:, An Open Secret. Tbe fact Is well understood Oat the MEXICAN MUS TANG LINIMENT ia by for the best external known for man or beast. Tiie reason w h y b e c o m e s a n 4 4 o p e n secret" when we explain that "Mustang" penetrates skin, flesh and mnscie to tbe very bone, removing all diseaso and soreness. No other lini ment does this, hence none other is so laigely used or . sack worlds of good. C. ir. U. No. 40 WHEN WRITIJft; TO APTEKTtWEHMfr . *» please say you saw the si»ertUrisIM la this paper. Va srlnc fr»a> t^iwral d^ulitr to >11 of a moath did sxo4 fliva bc oiakinf; chilis. At thia lima I aaeh aa «XMQ( that my labor waa aicaadlacty I .© mtscte pisdief, but CJ. contrary, waa r SSKSSTE i which I t*» ~ OESTLMDI? J was suffer: hmosw to ma. A vaeMioa« _ bwraaaed prostratioe sod einkias; chills. At thlauma I bciian the ase of y«ar Isoa TUNIC, frossi aHlii almost Immediate aad wondsrfsl -..vJeiv Tha old fostp r<iraiTied ssii 1 found that my aatsnl l s o t p a r m a n e n t l f a b i i t e i I h e * © e s e « i t h r a a b o t t l e s o f t h e T o m e . S i n e s o . « : e a * * ' * I .»«r did 1c ihe: tka© mi' Ulnsas, »ml wi^h doable r of body, has come also a ciearneM of thossat nerer tvtors eojojed. I (in It thacradU, Ir«« Tmnim in a\ S T svervjnuvase wfesraj •AUrMTIKIl'SrinU ORI MARTER MEDICINE CO., M. US (Mil MAlfl STBCIT, HUMS* j it I har. don. twic ttoa I r that I .vsrdidta:. t|ie esme time during my lllnsas, sad «i:h doabie tbe ewsm. With tha tnstsil Mi td riaorof body, bos come also a clearness of thoBsat nerer tvtors enjojod. Iftha Tooletaiaot Asst t ark, I know not what. I (in It thecrwdU, J. P. Wsrsoit. Pastor Christian Chirei. Tray. <X I - - jitte in a\ tUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSXSSSSSBmSBSS jsrojisrsWn s/ iazws of Iron, IVm. viun Mark, «tm4t |skatss, assscMril satffc Frgefalls ArmsssaSCe®. it : whers laaudrMStTlnEBe I d*rim ta« Ui *»• y«K.-s ,i i> ttlasas ts Mtsaa>y<h da<rl&f I 8lctaa#aod ,» . . _ day sa4nl(hl fssplae for bresth; *>f « # fc'.'nal dsscripiloa. mnslf h»7-aiBouod!n« r«t» en.1 irctbs as! inhslla« ths aisdisias l!>aa oUaii UlU WMRfBrn CUBl for ASTMH4 CAWS*H,»»'*»»U4 i.r«ae'>® ST - m >«r 4ra(g1st Ba* I IMPIiO VEVESTS--NEW STYLES--NEW CATALOGUE. THE MASON & HAMLIN ORGAN CO., HIGHEST HONOBB AT KTW OKI Of th. on'y t^rvans which haaa Whose cabinet or parlor onrans lis EXHIBITIONS for nn-BTiiS YEAUs ii«iu* x:.. only American oncana WBWII nawaawMM any>, have effected MOIIE anil UBEATKB PKACriCAi.i.Y VAi L'iBrx lMi-KOVInmt ta. t!iatl XEAB ih n in any similar p*ri d s net* the first introduction i t this iDHnituw-T by offering"OH'} ASB""OF 'HI'IHRR i:xcEt-! KVCE snd ENI^IUIKD; »!•*' 3 1 -- mt* PRK K8- $23, -nd upwards. Al Octol ev. issn, tuny deacrii-aw and lUusctio* more lt > M atytei • * •' _ - _ _--"~tl liaiU I BTYLKS CATAlXKil' K. » lip , 4to, is Organs. This, with Htsjinr*. snow lOctolev. 1SSU, tuny Ueacrii-aw and iUoatvstmc more as im styMsat _ .«.»r.d cir-uUrs wnlaimnii much inlonnat»n a^t wi^rja|.wMchwffl S| nsefnl to every one thmfcingot oun-haanjr, will be O&OAM CO^ 1M Treniont St.. BOSTHJN; « Bast 14th St, NhW YORK; or. 1« Wabash A™ . tlllC AUO.