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». ftnd wtaftt Loft,-* A ell AIM! obserVuTt Ira an accident." .... T it wlHf®ol* r litr«v«t<rcr without want U. !*• I me look «t that AMI I'm »o* that |H coutaf it any stray ballets. Do iron could Ml my root at tatiilj*? ooiiltl. Now, II sh« wm lapilti r<l take a dead sight like that Atdpull the trlggsr, ami----* The nhoemaker jumped two feet High and yelled like an Indian* and «|u k came down lie danoed and %t«ked and galloped around ontll peo­ ple thonglit him crazy. It was only after a crowd had collected and corner­ ed him up In the shop that any one fopad out the trouble. TIkj butcher had pto m bullet along the solo of liis foot j cloee enough to draw blood, w! told you she'd go oHf* howled the . |weaaker,tM he sat with his boot iu his bund. **And didn't I agree with you?" Inno ­ cently responded the butcher.--Dptroit Right Here. - A postal cir«l to thn Ll«ne Kiln Club, from tlie lod^e of Black Knights, at Richmond, fr»„ Inquired: Where c;in this lodje procure a standard work on the rn'iel--one will ch will explain the origin of the custom Of hitting him with a fence rail? We want it for our library." **I is happy in belli* able to say dnt Pick lee Smith of disclub am de autlior •f Jist such a book," responded the I*resident. '"It am a work of 400 niges and 300 outs. BrtuMer Smith war1 seb on f*ars writing It, and hasn't mad' a. Mistake. II* takes up do mule of 600 y'ara ago. fullers him all ob«r de pastur an' back to da barn, an' traces his chief traits down to de present d-iy widotit a break. De cuts show mules staiidlu' up lyln' down, rollin' ober, fast su»leep an* Iff all odd«r poslshnns. Brtidder Smith •m de only pii9S«n in dis kentry who ober fell agin de heels of a mule an' got sway wld lew dan six ribs smashed In. Re knows him nil frew. Da book am now fur sale by all respectable lumber dealers an'lightning rod men, an'de cover can be removed an* used as a Hoea duster, a tourist's hat, a life pre­ term or a baby cart widont Iturtin' de a bit." Detroit F*ee s^ms, . ; v „ , ™ Si'Hl t'W s rti'inA Ai. ii wirt ffi 4'f yofpiwt DAXG15K TO IJFKA W itm "'klittito mm mm t-.m list mm*-* »«.»* mm .>**>*4 V* .,»*<*. «$*»!* W* mxw Beset yon ot.erery the slycooh, windstorm, Of it, is heart! nearly ev6 mti ti \ HI Ii an unusually large assort , Stoves May bre&lt out at of a U t» »ll. securi or, v?(jf -.ii ' ii m. MiA.m of Jacob Story, McHenrj, invites the attention BOTTOM PRICES**-- vn ,»• m it n,. &: i ",Un.i 'i,0iV'; yrfi Jfeneary, lILi 3tM f Robbhia, BSAPS8S AHD UOWBBS, S9*Repairs of nit kinds oonstantly ob taSDtt. Cah nml see me. James Solon Mills, Jnne 20ih, I88i of I3|$jhflnen, Howee-Keepei's, in tact everybody, to his Jarge stock of «wiK CreMnery Pails, and everything in the line of TIN A N I f K I B t O K . W A U l i , w h i c h h e i « s e l l i n g a t p r i c e s a s l o w as t^elonr^t, workmanship and quality of goods guaianteed. Tin Koofing» fiave Trouwhing* Jobbing aud Repairing piomptly attended n %Sf^Reincmber. extra «ood bargains can alwivs be obtained sit Ml- < ' lv'- rii - Wi« ImS C*«federat« rt«c^ .• ••Talkaboot my war record," said an Avltanaas orator at a political meeting, ^tjr wair record Is a part of the State's history. Why gentlemen, I carried the feat Confederate flag through this town." - "Yes." replied a bystander,kfor I was here at tlie time." "Thank you for your fortunate recol­ lection," gratefully exclaimed the ora­ tor. **It is pleasant to know that there ; Mill live some men who move aside en­ vy and testify to the courage of their fellow beings. As 1 say, gentlemen, my war record is a part of the State's his­ tory, for the gentleman here will tell Ton that I carried the last Confederate #ag through this town." "That's a fact," said the man who bad witnessed the performance. "He car- W*d the last Confederate flag through this town, and he carried it so blamed last yon couldn't have told whether it was a Union Jack or a small-pox warn • higS'--Arkansaw Traveller. - •^Congressman ilohnau, of Indiana relates this anecdote of Stephen A. Douglas: Daring the Charleston Con voutlou in 1860, he. with mother friend Mr. Douglts, was with the latter at *ia room. At length Mr. Douglas re tielved a dispatch, which lie read to fciwseif, and then pacing across tlie "®" came to a table when be re-read the dispatch, and, evidently uuconscl •us for the moment that any person Wis present, smote tlie table with his 1st, exclaiming: "This means disunion l»y ." Turning around and noticing Ills t«ro friend* present, he attempted |o smooth over his sudden ebullition of feeliug, aud remarked to the gentle men lie waa generally self-possessed and undemonstrative, but supposing'no one present, he thus gave expression to the emotion caused by the dispatch He handed It to his friends, and It was fount? to read >s follnwg; "The con veotion has adjourned to meet at Balti­ more." Mftii«, •'••J ^.Dealer la-- We have the WaucondH,Sept.lst>, r^tPALEItS CHAMPION ""i"'- K • • I" '•'.I !, - ;."tH I «e><f <v* u.lc 4 Dry Goods Groceries. And tbe Bust . -'i- : • I in the market. <Q,irCi HEAOQuABTIBS I0& Robbins. At Centerville, t\tJr : ^cHENRTi auuary A>'I> t't'm ural Macmeiyi R. 0. WAUCONDA, ILLINOIS, --oeai.GR /N-- Aaricultural tmplsmenfi, ALL KmDS. We keep a full line of Farm Mnchineryof tllC best mamifucture and sell at Bed ' Rook Prices*!^ If von Want Anything in the Agricnltnra Machinery line, no not foil to call on me be 7 tcre purchasing, as I can saVo you mone, I am also igen' ^ * " " Counties for the , ey. I am also agent ler l^ake aad McHenrj CHAMPH » p| • Feed Cutter Yoa can have a grinder attached to grim at the same time yon are cutting, Everv ptu ehaser gets a written guarantee wlth hls ma chine. Ii is poaitirelv the K.V IE T KIJN1-NING FEED OUTTEU IX THE MARKET Give me a call. Ji. C. HILL Wancamla, III., Dee. M. 1882. DO YOU WANT TO BUT r.... sewing MachinPi CHEAPER THAN EVER If • Two Doors North of Perry AOwen- * • i. * ) • » • My stock of Vurniture is complete with a larger stock than ever, and will be sold as cheap as any other in the county, alifl it will be to the interests of the buying jpublici^toJca upon'nie wlnsn ill want of apy^thiiig in that line. 1 £'&, W'l XJNDERT AKIN d. "j -j'.".* M A?!®}"" u m In this department t keep a fii^t-class assortment Caskets and Coffins and Shrouds of all kiuds and qwaiitie** A Hew»e 4»vuiiihcHl at reasonable rates. - f>. ; -Jr.'- JOHN B. BLAKE. " <• >:%: I h ive on hand and am selling at the T.ow-est prices, the Domestic, Kitlredge, New Home, 8nriniri1el(l, New American, and Singer e wing Machines, and w'll not lie undersold by any agent in the county. A good singer Machine for SO. warranted to do the work of any Singer Machine in the world. Call and sec uie. McIIenry, Feb.20, 1833. U. W. O WEN. WTTHDUTMEDKIK. JWTQuite a curiosity Is on exhibition In Davenport, Iowa. In May, 1872, Slwou Snyder, while living in Ohio, ln- ^ Jnred his hand so that amputation was neee#sary. The iiand was buried. Two *®eks after, over tlie place of burial, was found a fnngm-like plait, the ex­ act shape of the severed hand, the fore *«ifer shorter thau it should be. Mr. Iteyiler lost his Anger two years before ^the amputation. Mr. and Mrs. Snyder, (upon their reinova) to Iowa, brought iangue preserved in alcohol. Mr. »ou is trying to secure it for the >my of Scleoce. THIS MAGNETIC BELT IS WARRANTED TO CURE "s: tor's Notice. tOf MMiael Kynn, deceased. The «X"tg "PPolnted Ad-tnwrtx «f the estate of Michal Rvan <*e 4 "*-'*^Of the county of Mr.llenry 'and >a»u. hereby ffive* notice that she JUP before the Cotinlv Court ofMc-MMtjr, at the Court House, in Wood-the November Term on Ihe third t« November next, at which time all »;*•* elalnia asatiMt said estate, are -- ie«te<( to attend for the pur-•iljnsied. All per wiejurat m»dlelnc Unb«. •»«••• d ^:?rkVi'iSnrru,x'^ Juwing diseasea 16:-- Pain In IhaWei, hips,kenil, or deb^ltj.lHubKKo, gcirrRl dekllltj, •ndjrrii, MMrnlKia, M'lHtlra, dhesi-'MMmI Akmm, tarpld liver, acaat, , .9mm. iMHtnwf, Mothn*, heart 4I»-»*"«i epn»ifp»t!«in, tnnlprlu, InitlgM-M«i.. heniM «r rupture, eutuni, l*Uc«, When »oy debility of the OICJfFRATIVE OB6A1U occurs. Inat vitality, la<-W ufnmi' inr<-e u»4 vtgtr, VMdif vwlitwei, ami all Liiaoe di«cn«eK*f aper-•oaal from whatever canoe, tho contlnuooa etream ot liainietl«m purnicating tlirouslt i»arlii ••arntwc tkra to a h«Mltky actiun Is no mistake about thU appliunoe. LADlE^fiHETIC ABDOMINAL SUPPORTER. TO THE LADIES:--j?»>C ^ to MMt estate are requested to llato jMyment to the aBdergiened. * U*i amy of August, A. l> 1S3. MARY RYAN, Adwdnilrutriz. circulars and coats tnd gentlemen, and a " rubber goode always • m are iltFiel Itbeaumtlun _ }iearal|li. H«i»m Ertmi»tl«»,D»i>milg,«r wift Wiam»«ftli« 14v •r, KUui-ra, iluMAe «rt«I4 Fctt, RmBn • Weak Aakln^ •rSwotini ftci, u iMoniiniil Bel­aud & pair of Hagnetic Foot Batteries hare no miperioB In the ic'ief .ui lcuro of all tliewj compIktntF. They carry a powerful ilUgMtla force to Uie seat of the IliBiiise. For Lame Bael l»fc®f thw nomb, l*»corrrmK, tl«K and 1 Iwratloa at tile Weak, lacldcatal Meat-•rrkace ar FI««iH»ti Pjdifkl, Sapmawi aad Ir-rc^rtar Mentraatlw, Hirmaiw, aad ekant* «T l-.lfg, tliU UtkcBatAKllniiit aad Carativc ijwt Kabwa. For fill forms of Fault MmIMm It !« unmr-PiiBwd by anythiOK before Invented, both as at cni ativs wcci.t mulaiasou-'oeof sower and vitalteaUoii. Prict- of l itber Belt with ilasrnctlc Foot Bottevie*. $1 f». Bentl y expreaaC.O. D ,aw cian4natioaallowed.or 1 y mall on receipt of price. In orderinir. nend mcAsure of wautandsiw of tlioe. Reiuittauae cu.n be mwdtoln "•oy. Wit in Icttcrtt our risk. xbe MiBiii ton G&mionta are adapted to all a# °**r the undaretothine, (nut nest I hedy like the H»a«y Ctetvaale aad El«etrt« """ 8h""<1 1,0 K< nil atamp fr nrutWitbmrt nlal*. IHE MACiWETON AmtASCSCO. sua state nt., ciut.rco. Fu. St ,v<"rtl»rd ae external imp f..rtU»"Xrw tle»i potct i-forever, and »r tU« "Jlew het<artol« !n Vedi«*1 Treat-^ledletaa." with tliuu.aaulsof teaii>iiU. UGHTRUNNINq ^lEWliOMP SEWING MACHIKE CO UN t oNrS0UARE.NE:W YDRK OH IC AGO, ILL. ORANGE. mASS. AMD ATLANTA.GA. W •POR'-SAL-E B. Sherman, W&ODSTOCK, ILL, Loading -- I>1" \liKTI IS-- Breech and Muzzle Shot Guns. Powder, snot, Caps, Wads,,an<l Cattridgce tor Mle. Fishing TaokIC cheap. All aindsof AND REPAIRING DONE. Aifgood llreech T»a ling, Double] Barreled Gnn. warranted T \vs t, . Winchester Hifle, 7*i model, 15 shots, ?ft. Nickel I'lated 6 shot Revolver, #2.5(1. Self cocking Pritish Hull Don IMfttol, .00. A koo<1 Single Barrel, Breech Lo ding Single Gun, warranted, W. I will undersell any house In the county in Gnns and Sporting Goods. If you want a good gun it will nav von to call and see me. I warrant every gun'I sell, Clothes Wringers repaired uiid new Holla put on*, ferjff , jpi' pair warranted, $2150* x ^ 1 . i h . iK .w l B. SHERMAN. Woodstock, Jul? 15th, 1882. The McHenry Brick Mannfkctaring Com l>:itiy are now ready to supply Brick In qtua titles New Home Sewing Machine Co. ZA State St., Chicago. j; P. SMITH, Agent. ^ ' v, K * I Mc Henry III. "HISTOHYW THE BETTER HALF of KMOWLEMti Medical Director Shlppew'e 9«w Work • ™ WSfc? "'f w^mm. OF THE WORLD. History of Ancient Sea Flcht». iiUtor; of Modern Naval Battle*. Pictorial History of Naval ArchitSSrurS. 'flie Lives atal cr vsrlttu. Bay. Alexandria, and malty ptbern. Work of Duria, Drake. Howe, KelKou.Paul JoneM.I'errv, Farragut, and otlier Naval Heraeasmt Sea nirhters. ~ sllwrWssklaaaylnwssswfswllw tit Hit $ l record* andyoune. finely lUuxtrated. ClearT.vpt,Gootl I and Binding. 7M mm*. Vrfw, SS. A " •UMKrt'piiM and (*rsui ju*riM j.€.Mcd(mi>v«eo.. phti VlacUuttU, (ikiu, CBI«:s|te>»iU., Or bt. and Bifidina. 7M AGENT^ WA -TO-.? Having ascertained the different; books used in all the different districts tributary to Waaoonda, we can carry a stock which, in quantity, quality tnd variety, w.ill be sufficient to promptly supply your wants. You will also remember that this is the place to »et bargains in Albums of all kinds, Pocket Books, Ladies Hand Bags, Stationery, Cards, Music, Spectacles and Battling Good FIVE CENT CIGARS QXE AND YOU VrOXT FORGET IT. F. B. HARRISON. anil msln. No: •wn, Dahotm. wmn Northern A>om*ic«, * * l«Uto ,'j . . OMigm»p Wi >ry, iiritiiH MaiaMi , A® Sandwich Islanded gktflaml, and all princfp NORTH, NORTHWlSTiM t With its j ern itxwr, IOWA, WACWSi ,of flf&y tvoui comfort sed xxu&e close connections at Junction and terminal POL them • SPEED, POMFORT AND SArtTT At CHICAGO it makgQ <dp«e oosmeo-tion with all other r^iilroaaaatlwifraty. It ruas PAI.ack s» iokpimb <GMm oa all through traius, i>ahix>R CA8»ob ita Erinolpal routes, ond N'oRTH-VlinRN IN1W CARS on ita C»rWTT;Imtl and on its sr. faux, and IVI inNSAFCUUS through day express trains. If you wish the Best.Tm <reitnff Aoonir* mod at ions you will buv your Tickot* by this route AND WILL 1'AKK NOHlt OTHER. For rates for single or round trio ticket3 and for full information In Z»* pard to all psrts of the West. North end Nort'-rweit, write to General PegMnger Agent, at Chic^o, II!. All Coupon Ticket Agents eell Tlck«ta by this Line. J. D. LAYNG, MARVIN HUQHITT, Geii. Sup't. 3«1 Vico-I'ri )!. an<l (ien. MauaaUL t... • W. H. STENNTrTT, ~ < » ' : Ocn. Pass. A?;t., Chicago. lf- * --r THE REDDY Off. STOYE I .j+s »«<•<• a *„'• n t Five different sizes,nil furnished complete, and sold as che.tp 01 r than any other hot:# in the county. Call and see tliem. / E. M. HOWE. Mcflenry, 111., June ICth, 1883. •-I. tw'i m- SPIRAL SPRING BUGGY HAS THE ONLY ADJUSTA3LE SPRING IN THE WORLD. No Sac, NO SWAY, NO PITCH, CARRIES ANY WEIGHT.' --is . t J> ' .1 'O ^rr. « ' nQ C9 CO 5- Z 5 5 & oc fc o © iHT, STYLISH AND STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS. r, BUGGY WARRANTED"^ "YEARS. Sphings V/ARRANTFJ). 10 YEARS: THE EASIEST Hecing Buggy BUILT . THE NEWEST AND BEST THING OUT IN CARRIAGE SPRINGS. WRITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE AND PRICE LIST. THE SPIRAL SPRING BUGGY CO., GRAND RAPIDS, MICH. .3ta£. WARREN ORGANS uuAUFYING TUBES iPE ORGAN TONE. Address, CLOUGH A WARREN ORGAN GO., Detroit,Mich. ISPm v> u t -% tf> m Wheii V? i;. i " i f • f - f /f.4 ; f i f H 1 : i - Their Tlrlck nre ievrtitrt to nono't« be fonnri in the market, anrt wUl he told at tbe lowest market price. I'eruons intemtlng to build, or those hand ling brick, will ilo well to call and see us be fore | itrclmning. for further information apply to or|addi«M Itlon Bflet GOLDING :Y:IZ WAUCONDA, ILLINOIS;* ' f; , j '< •' ' • • i-'i' >•>!' 6f?f ? -vl LARGEST, MbST ELEGA.NT stoc^ of for t^..' Snioi^iftex^ .p«rt cf Dinr Opops. NOTIONS, GROCEEIES, ,A:., 5% j t - t HATS Boots, 8hoes Crockeryf Cia88ware. w wp bound to sell 48 cheap as good Goods can he bought . , Tn ®bort» everythinsr that can be found iu a ffeneral store be kept and sold as low as the lowest, and everything warranted Vfepttcieiited. W hen in waat of goods iu our line you will find it ITAIIW /mil J - ** ^ '• 'r>. br:. t .itiii' wk MeHEtfBT, for your iuterest to ca^a^ •Tuiielst, 18834 Richmonf Illinois. fsell everv Implemwtt, Tool or Mnchlik*'*. farmer win!.*. PI,aTKOUM SrillNG, DK. AND OPEN BUGGIES >itixl three «e:»te«l., nt low«r j»rire. IV fiRY AND FARM WAGONS. TOP One, two itixl three «e:»te«l., nt tow«r prices than any otlier ••oncern northwest at Chtciigo. In tliti Agiiculturnl l>e|tartmenl I have the Moline, l)aven port, :uul the John Deere Plows |wih Sulky nii't Wsilkinjr. The Kcvstoneand Itirhinoml' Chnni|ii<in Pitt mew. 'The - Kich-mond llro.tdcast iind Sujjci'ipr Sectltrs. Il«r-rows of all knn!» at lower prices than ever before. Corn Cultivators of ail kinds, Blow-era, Ken pern iu«<l Twine lliiHlerts. In nhort an vtlnni; .1 man wan ism ihe farm Machinery line, FROM A CJ.KVIS TO A STEAM KN GINK. FINE PAIP TiKC. _ v'! ltiwv Paint ing poimrtment 1 have stfcwrvt WOt®?, the si rviees of II. U. XslClUM S, who is well r:^r?r: known in Slclleury nutl I.ake Counties HS ou« * ?" of the in st jtainiers iirthis pari of the now*- ; trj-. Call i'ml see his work, which speaks fsf itself, r'or "Artislio Stylo" i& tikis line, P| J-r J clely oompcitilion. • ' ; Blucksinlthiu^, - ' 'J *4'; ,;>1 ' iintl Repairing Dono la^A workmanlike manner and war v\v} runtCil.» Call flivi so" me' befi»i-e pu.ichnsing HS I aui sure; I ean Save J»<« money . A. P. GhAY%: ' Kiehmeml, Warnh #th, 18851. - - - ^ '1\; E. M. HOWE, Sl'CCKSSl.U TO O. C. rioi.iu) flavin'-' jHtn-lriM'i!.the itof.k of llanlwftr* * O. CoiDy. in the Store opiiosite Bisii«p'« Mill. I am now prepared to offer to the buy* ing public any tiling m tlie lino of HARDWAEB, TIHWAE1 v"^f ti-l in,*" u v : S t o v e s . ..j'-T-.j^rlces tJ enil-the times W-W- W»: .vp'jw - Will also And a large assortment of taW men's Utcnnils, Milk Pans, Milk Pails, Milk Cans ami anything in that line at prices as |.ow as the Loweat. - A full stoolt ot hand. a; BABB WIEK always 4m JOBBINC AMD REPAIRING Promptly Attended to. ®«r'l^ou't buy thing in the .Hardware Line until you examined nay slock and learned pjiees. - f ft <kJ* U csHenry, February 27.: >M. M. IJCWB.i u y* tf.fi T kz. WIEDEMANN; • ->Kf Saloon and Restaurant, NEAll; THE I>KPOT. ^HENRY, - The bw# Hmnrts Cljrors always on UuuU. Horses. of • Wl*es. :• Good .tSUibling in ALSO AGENT FOR ^ Eranz Falk's i ' W MILWAUKEE "» Lager^Beer, Beer in l.arge or Small Kegs or Bottles ways on hand cheaper thau any Other. qwu< tv consiilered. * This Re«r has 9 world wide reputation, sort rood judges acknowledge it cauuot (MS S«r l asset! in tlie world. Onft^rs by mull promptly attended to. JOS. Wl EDI MAN If** McHenry. III. Auir. 10tli» Wl. -j- ^Our stock t/f dru atid patent nu dicines vr% more aud V:m