The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

*' '/iMMkiSf * .* • • • • ' , " •nut throngh When poliOHMi 'Hfc &.f /•* < Vi ^ ^ AOALDTKHTWAORI __ tiMMg&M. Ink Whfle OUMTC i Inn |««b Earateg IMr Nlffct- ~ b imi Pwdteittw <rf Ldmn ifiiifa fFkom the Chicago Dally News.] That portion of a peat city's popula­ tion wfcwb purBnes its regular rontrae of twain aw by the light of the ran, and PMHci flto niglit in honest slumber, has little conception of what the streets re­ veal daring the "wee una' hours ayont the twaT." After midnight, and from th»t #ipM till the peep of day, the wake­ ful wanderer finds the opportunities for character study quite as favorable as at midday, and is afforded a view of city life, in one of its most interesting phases. To the student of human nature, or the searcher after curiosities in men and manners, the contemplation of a street scene after midnight is more edifying than at any other hour during the twenty-four. At 1 o'clock the streets, though still preserving the appearance of life, are relieved of the crowds of belated peo­ ple who, an hour ago, were hurrying in all directions--hurrying home from theaters, clubs and parties--to snatch a few hours' sleep before the opening of another day with its attendant cares and worries. The stragglers who tar­ ried to discuss the merits of the play or opera over snowy mounds of ice-cream, gasses of sparkling lemonade, or re-eshments of a more stimulating qual­ ity, have all disappeared, and the night- toilers are lett in possession of the field. The great tall buildings, recently full of busy life aud swarming with wide­ awake humanity, now stand like gig mtic sepulcliers in their gloomy silence. From some high window a single mys­ terious light shines dimly through lat­ ticed blinds. The expert guesser will tell you that if you coukl get your ear to the keyhole of that room you would hear the click of ivory checks. The policeman paces his lonely beat; the private watchman moves along close to the buildings, flashing his bull*s-eye into the dark corners and stairways, and noisily shaking the shop doors* to make sure that the.'r fastening* are secure. A group of bo.'sterous bloods come singing and Bhouting along the street, hugging the delusion that they are having a high old time, and swearing that they won't go home till morning. In the printing offices, where the morning papers are published, there is no cessation of toil. Hundreds of busy-bodies nre on duty, comprising the "night gang" of editors, reporters and compositors. They are hard at work on the paper that must be ready to be placed in the hands of thousands of people the moment they awake from the sleep which they are* now enjoying. Here and there, on the principal streets in the business portion of the city, are the "all-night" restaurants, lunch-counters, aid saloons, under a ^ full head of gaslight--establishments that never close their doors, but dis­ play an open front at all hours for the accommodation of all classes. These are the oases in the cflbsert of the night- worker's life; no matter at what hour the wave of hunger or thirst may strike him, he ca i find what the inner man craves. Here the printer, the hack man, the policeman, the gambler, and the miscellaneous inhabitants of tiie night accompany the mastication of their repast with familiar conversation and yarn-spinning. Sociability is a distinguishing mark of those whose dut ies require them to be up all night. 'Caste is unknown; dignity and formality are dispensed w.ta; there are no dif­ ferent grades of society; they are all night-hawks together. At tbe hotels there is little evidenca of animation. Entering the dimly- lighted rotunda the fall of your boot heels on the stone floor reverberates through the empty lobby. The clerk lolls about in indolent attitudes, very unlike the haughty and dignified being who poses behind the register during the day. The porters doze in the shadows. Back on the dark streets you occasionally see a solitary figure skulking through the gloom or emerg­ ing from some unfre.juented alleyway-- the figure, perhaps, of a burglar or foot­ pad, or some other 'human bird of "prev - who pursues his lawless calling under cover of the night. He moves with a stealthy, cat-like tread which long practice has made habitual with him. u this locality the policemen is teen only at long intervals, and it is no trick to evade his vigilant eye. Now and then, as you walk along, Vou will see a dark object, resembliog a* bundle of old clothes, lying on a stoop or in a door­ way. On closer inspection it proves o be the sleeping form of some benighted vagran tor hoai e 1 et s newsboy. ^ Along toward 3 o'clock the streets as­ sume a more deserted aspect, and lor a brief space of time utter quiet seems to brood over the scene. The boisterous olement has disappeared. The jovial song and the rollick ng laugh tre no .onger heard. The dash and elatter of ? tacks und the rumble of scavenger Wagons have ceased to break the stall- ne *. The whisky-maddened wretches ||tt the police stations, who have'done uU they could to make the night hideous with their yells and curses, have at last quieted down, and even the hoarse woice of tbe irrepressible tag on the ' fiver is temporarily hushed. There is gftn oppressive calm, broken at long in- |tsrvals by a passing street-car. | The nigat-workers are going home, a ['"few at a time, and groups of men col- Jlact on the corners to w.iit for their re- ||j|pective cars. By_ 3:30 the exedus is [ Well under way. This does not mean l it total desertion of the streets, for as lllte people of the night pass off tbe ;e the day-workers beg.n to appear, le thunder and crash of the printing- * ssea jar on ihs ear, showing that a set of workmen has relieved the port, rs aud t"n>e-setters in the news- offioc*. Tfce butcher sad milk- aro omt witl^ their wagw, ju>d go statoe' wfcrwrt ojpen resbymmt. 'then to » aeneroce bveakfcat. The »< a very early risafc himself for his energy 1»i» a good meal. Those who atemfbed tbe idea that the g«try eonfine their living exposes to ^ •»* "fa*** a limited allowance of chow-chow, the quantity and quality of wftitdi would not maintain American Hie, would be surprised to see the Chicago "washee- washee* at his morning repast. If lift goes to a restaurant he orders thabeit the bouse affords, and plenty of it, usually paying from 50 to 75 oents for his breakfast--more, in faet half of the prosperous business men. If he prepares the meal friiwasdf he gen­ erally buys the choicest beefsteak, which he serves with all the,usual con­ diments, and breaks his fast like an American-born citizen. The poorer class of Chinamen live more cheaply, from necessity. As the first gray glimmer of dawn ap­ pears there is a stir of life on the rive* and along the docks. Queer-looking specimens of humanity may be seen crawling out of lumber-yards and other dark hiding places where they have passed the night, to sneak away'before daylight comes to betray them. The rag-picker put in an appearance on the streets, raking over the trash in the gutters, spying around ash-barrels, searching in every nook and cranny, and picking up many things beside rags and waste paper. There are men, women and children--mostly Italians- engaged in this business, and they com­ mence their day's work before the toil­ ers of the night have fairly dispersed. Among the other characters that be­ gin to appear is the man who walks slowly along on the outer edge of the sidewalk, looking down into the gutter and scanning the pavement in front of him. He occasionally stoops to scatter a pile of rubbish with his foot or bends down to take a closer vieW of some­ thing that has caught his eye. He ia evidently looking for something--but what? "He is looking for money, and what­ ever else of value may be laying around loose," explains the policeman to whom you apply for information. "You'll see him out every morning at this hour on the same kind of a hunt. He's not the only oae; there's lots of these early birds who come out at daybreak to look for the oft-quoted worm. They stand tue first chanee of finding whatever may have been lost by the crowds on the streets last evening, or swept out of the stores." ~ V "Have yon ever known them to find anything ?" - "You wouldn't believe how often they pick up money and things that can be turned into money. I've known some of these fellows to make rich finds. Not long ago one of them found a roll of bills amounting to $300. Last Thursday morning a fellow picked up a diamond cross in front of one of the theaters. He thought it was a cheap affair at first, but, come to find out, it was worth over f500. Things of less value, and small amounts of money, are found almost every morning. *1 actually believe that some of these depend" for a livelihood on what they can find at daybreak." On the resident streets the quiet is unbroken. The cunning tramp gathers himself up from his bench in the park, stretches himself, and rubs his eves. He sallies forth to practice his little scheme of filching the pennies from the milk-bowls and pitchers that have been left out over night to cateh the early milkman. The first day-laborers that are seen abroad are those who have a long dis­ tance to go before reaching the scene of their daily toil. On some of the streets, and e-pecially on Milwaukee avenue, the tramp of feet is heard, growing ia volume as the numbers in­ crease, until the sound is like that of a vast army in motion. It is too early for the strret cars in that portion of the city, and many of these workmen have several miles to walk to the depots, where they take the trains for Pullman, South Chicago, and other suburban points. Daylight gradually dispels the dark­ ness: the noises of the street grow louder; the lrum of industry begins to make itself heard; the rattle and rum­ ble of wheels increase to a positive din, and the last representative of the night crowd disappears from sight. ^ | j Only an Echo of Pie!^. "It is well you cleared out, you dirty rascal. What were you hanging around my house for?" said a gentleman, ex­ citedly shaking his fist at a poor, for­ lorn-looking old man, who was hurry­ ing away as fast as his feeble limbs would allow. The gentleman was standing on the piazza of his residence, opposite one of the small Brooklyn parks, and timidly shrinking behind him were three young ladies. It was early in the evening, and the circum­ stances and woe-begone expression on the old man's face attracted the atten­ tion of a passer-by. What is the matter?1* ho asked the old man. "That gentleman thinks I'm a thief, I suppose," he answered. "But he is mkfei^an I know I look wretched enough, but I am sober and honest for a!l that. I have seen better days, and once had a happy home myself. To­ night I was sitting in the park, and felt BO utterly forsaken and friendless thai 'V w&fcfect'-1- was dead. While the* brooding over my misfortunes I heard the notes of a piano, and soon sweet voices began to sing ' What a Friend we have in Jesus.' I had often heard the hymn, but it had never sounded so sweet and true to me before. I was ir­ resistibly drawn toward the house from where the singing proceeded and stood clasping the fence, gazing on the scene within, enraptured. Presently one of the three young ladies who were sing­ ing turned her head toward the open window and noticed me. "She made a startling expression to her companions, and instantly the Bong was hushed. One said: 'I will call pa.' She ran into tbe hall and cried: 4 Pa, there's a dirty old man looking into our windows}' I heard angry footsteps on the stairs, and you heard what followed. 'Alas, for the rarity of Christian charity 1'" said the old maa, as he mournfully passed on, and so also thought the passer-by. --Brooklyn Eagle. Twr Non-Conformists have 8,000 places of worship in Wales, and their annual collection amounts to $2,009,000. WIDEN W» know how to appreciate a merit we bate the genii of it within ooraelv6s.-~0p#Ui£. IsJIow nRdrrgtJjng the operation scowled ly* s de razor cut, sah?" asked the &frican, with great politeness. 1$ dtoaTbear on so hard." Of a little lighter order ind more scowling. Barber jumps to his strap and gives the scythe a lively tatolag. Betarniag to his work, the first stroke on the young man's face was responded to by him with a long, deep, a^^^beaS°gfows mighty queah un­ der there, ash; mighty queah. Face pretty tender, indeed." Another low moan was the only re­ ply as the knife desoended. The barber stopped up to the strap •gain, and lor a minute the lookers-on oouldnt see the fettering blade, it went so fast. By this time the perspira­ tion was standing out on the darky's face in great beads, and there was a wild look in his eyes. Putting more lather on the victim, he finally brought the razor into play again. "Kay-ripest" says the man in the chair, rolling uneasily and getting very red. "Fo' de lord, dat raxah's done gwine back on me 'tirely," said the barber, as he laid it down and took up another, which he honed vigorously and applied to the face of the youth, who, by this time pretty well shaved, seized the artist's arm, gave a screech, and jumped out of the chair apparently in agony. He could not be prevailed upon to go back again, and, after washing his face and combing his hair he tried to per­ suade his two companions to go away with him. They objected, saying they must get shaved, anvway, and one of them got into the chair, remarking to the now thoroughly-rattled African, that his face was very tender and he didn't want to be cut very deep. It took the barber, who by this time had seen a great light, a long time to get his razor in proper shape, but when he did he turned around with a deter­ mined look. The first stroke brought a prodigous scrawl, the second a moan, and the third a groan. The darkey grabbed the young man by the throat. "Now look veah, said he, "I ain't no country niggah, and doan' yo' make no mistake, l'se from the Souf. I'se shaved in Mobile, New O'leans, Galveston, and de Hot Springs. Now yo' lie still in de chair till I shaves yo', and if yo' doan* do it I'll smash yo* in de mouf." It is quits unnecessary to state that the shaving went on quietly enough after that, and that the "fun came to an end right off. lather's Ton. "It js mother's turn to be taken care of now." The speaker was a winsome young girl, whose bright eyes, fresh color and eager looks told of light-hearted happi­ ness. Just out of school, she had the air of culture which is an added attraction to a blithe young face. It was mother's turn now. Did she know how my heart went out to her for her unselfish words ? Too many mothers, in their love of their daughters, entirely overlook the idea that they themselves need recrea­ tion. They do without all the easy, pretty and charming things, and say nothing about it and the daughters do not think there is any self-denial in­ volved. Jennie gets the new dress and mother wears the old one, turned upside down and wroogside out. Lucy goes on the mountain trip, and mother stays at home and keeps house. Emily is tired of study and. must lie down in the after­ noon; but mother, though her back aches, has no time for such indulgence. Girls, take good care of your mothers. Coax them to let you relieve them of some of the harder duties which, for yea», they have patiently borne.-- Presbyterian. Teach Tear Boys. Teach them that a true lady may be found in a calico as frequently as in velvet. ~ Teach them that a common-school education, \rfth common sense, is bet­ ter than a college education without it. Teach them that one good, honest trade well mastered, is worth a dozen beggarly "professions." Teach them to respect their elders and themselves. Teach them that, as they expect to be men some day, they cannot too soon learn to protect the weak ones. Teach them by your own example that smoking in moderation, though the least of vices to which men are heirs, is disgusting to others and hurt­ ful to themselves. Teach them that to wear patched clothes is no disgraca, but to wear a black eye is. Teach them that by indulging their depraved appetites in the worst forms of dissipation, they are not fitting them­ selves to become the husbands of pure girls.--Farm, Field and Fireside. ; '^SUver-Twugued Oraters." A joung English gentleman at New­ port fells me that when a child he was taken by his father to hear Coleridge, the "silver-tongued orator." His ora­ tory had no effect upon the child, who heard not a word he said, so eager was he to get a glimpse of his tongue, which he believed to be silver, and he returned greatly disappointed, having failed to discover the metallic member. This reminds me of mv own very literal childhood, t ne example of which I give you: Overhearing that a playmate of mine was born with, a silver upoon in her mouth, I made a hunt for it, which resulted in a serious quarrel between u-s the other child resenting the search, and I returned home indignant at the imposition upon me, declaring vehe­ mently' that she had nothing but a tongue and horrid te -th that bit when I looked for the silver spoon, which was not there.--Cor. Boston Tran­ script. San Francisco Bich Men. San Francisco is claimed to have more millionaires t' an any other American city. Nearly every one sprang from poverty, a*id only one car­ ried unv money to San Francisco. On­ ly one is the graduate of a college, and only seven were trained for a profes­ sion, and all of t'aese lawyeis. There is not a doctor, a preacher or a West Pointer among them. Forty-nine are Americans by birth, eight are Jews, five Germans, four English and one French. Outside of the! Roman Cath­ olic church and the synagogue but one is a church member. Four of the men are worth $40,000,000 each, five from $3°,000,000 to $80,000,000, two $10,- 000,000 each, five |£,0(»,000 each, and , a than wi free from prejudices. 60,000,000 * some who are cana on Switerland, great deal more " bat because thej ara atttK* We, rather tbaa clined to think, being unend we get on very well, but with fineige ers we are not so popular. Few Ameri- eans remain long eaongkift.Eugland to So into society. Those, however, who o are generally well received, and their maoiwrs contrast with considera­ ble advant*mr:prith those of a very largo number of Englishmen. It is rare that ah American man is not a good talker. He have de­ voted more time to heap tag up dollars than to the cultivation «t aft, science or literature, bat he has gained much cu­ rious experience in his avocation which he is ready to impart, while on gen­ eral matters there ia a freshness, shrewdness and mental activity, often allied with considerable humor, which make his remarks worthy of attention. Although the accumulation of dollars may have been his particular mission, there is not'jiug mean or paltry in bis mode of thought; he is a stanch friend and a pleasant acquaintance. Whether he has won his fortune honestly or die honestly, he knows how to spend it nobly. In this island of ours, where conventionalities are law and gospel, it is a relief to meet with anyone who does not bow down before them, and who has some sort of individuality. To term this individuality vulgarity is to show ignorance of the meaning of the word, or rather to accept the meaning attached to it by those who are them­ selves innately vulgar. American women are, hi nine eases <fat of ten, infinitely more agreeable as companions than English women. They are better instructed, they talk better, thev dress better and they flirt better. They are neither dolts nor tom-boys dressed in petticoats, nor bread-and-butter misses. There is, in­ deed, nothing either missish or mascu­ line about them. There are, however, demoralized and deteriorated Ameri­ cans who seem to imagine that they will curry favor with us by renouncing all that is good in 'their own country and accepting all that is silly in ours. Yes, I like Americans, and I believe that in taste, feeling and manners we have much to learn from them. The Dentist. We never enter a dentist's studio without feeling uneasy. Not that we have any teeth which we cannot easily remove without his aid, but still we are awe-struck in his presence. It appears that our teeth have gone into commit­ tee of the whole and moveby platoons; so we are not afraid of a sudden and unexpected attack on any stragglers, still we remember what a time we once had with the old, back-number teeth, aud wince in sympathetic memory. The rooms of these artists in bicuspids and molars are no places for quiet and cosy little chats on the follies of the day or the lighter and moes irivolous topics of society. . The conscience of a dentist must be something like that of a champion butcher, who kills and strings up his victim, ready-dressed for the market, m three minutes by a stop-watch, Chi­ cago time. A thoroughly-good dentist should be a man with nerves like chilled steel and heart like live-oak. Some of the dentists with whom we are on speak­ ing terms are oily fellows, with bauds as soft as a 'dude's cranium, and a se­ ductive voice like that of a drug clerk. He will meet you at the door wrapped in a winning smile and, a spotted dress­ ing-gown, and talk to you as soothingly as could a speculator in mining stocks, and he will inveigle you into the high- backed inquisitorial chair, and lie to vou about the pain, and root around your sore and throbbing gums with his thumb-nail, and all the time smiling like an ox-eyed violet. The next thing you know trouble will commence. He will slip on a pair of highly-polished forceps; there will be an uncontrollable desire on your part to open wide your mouth and howl. A short, decisive jerk, your poor head will fall back on the chair, and your mouth will be full of freshly-distilled blood; your eyes will be brimming with tears, and a mis­ cellaneous variety of cuss words will be struggling for utterance in your larnyx. But it is the old-fashioned dentist,the country doctor of the cross-roads, who used te grin like a cannibal whenever he saw a victim approach his office--he is the one who used to fill the apple of our youthful eye. He was a terror. He, who has never been put through the agonizing evolutions of a tooth-pulling drill in t he back room of his office, does not know what fun is. He has missed several great opportunities. This rural tooth-carpenter used to perpetrate his fiendish work in one time and two mo­ tions, If th$ patient'could not keep his head steady the dentist would lay his head on the floor and hold it down with his knee. And if the man got alive to his family, who had parted from him with sorrowful apprehensions, the members would meet him with con­ gratulations, and friedchicken and bis­ cuits, that he was unable to eat. ^ This ancfent gladiatorial dentist was as remorseless in his operations as a lynching mob. He had no sympathy at all for a patient. To him a toothache was a a sardonic joke. And, when he threw a man on to the floor, put his knee on his chest and the turnkeys on the wrong tooth and straightened him­ self, it did seem as though the last end of that man had come, and was a great deal worse than the first.--lexas Sifting s. A Long Cat. Young Pretzel attend d a Chicago theater and became quite interested in the performance rendered by the Or­ chestra during the interval between the acts. He plied the old man with ques­ tions concerning the drummer, the flutist, violinist and others belonging to the band. The Leader bad occasion to play a Solo, and the boy watched the movements of the bow with breathless attention as it crossed and recrossed the stria Violinist had, finished his commenced to boy, "do you know made out of that bow over." are manufactured the old maa, the latter wap£ t|» boj dumb," " ' ' - _ _ /_ * 2 * * •peaktetkistongue oldvato' ofhfcmMlbt hJs eyesftfefy aa thap traveled up an&« mammoth atrings of tha t] At last his tongue became and he fairly yelled: "Papa! Oh, what a !"--Carl PretoeV* and tor hour kept perfectly quiet, ayea Utoa the Mtlowwith ia the corner, which ought always REMEDY pWtt oar at FOR SALE BY ALL DBl'WHMi Dangerous Casa, A sermnt girl Her skull, she Bt Jacobs Oil Saved her It proved to A steamboat Was hurt by On the pains St. Jacobs 01 He calls it the He ItMa't Want to Old Capt. B of the most e: Maine coast, and who kae the world many times, upon what waa called hia d< minister who called thought he would read a chapter to him, ao he called for a Bible. A black book, very much re­ sembling a Bible, was handed visitor, who opened it and found it was a copy of the "Coast Pilot." Upon learning that it was not the pilot the minister wanted, the sick man ex­ claimed: "That book will take you all around this world, and if it ain't good to pilot you to heaven or 1 don't want to go to either place." The cler­ gyman retired, and the Captain still sails on the briny.--Boston Globe. THE birth rate in England is 38 per 1,000, and the death rate 20 per 1,030. At this rate the natural growth of the population would bs nearly half a mil lion a year, but the real increase is much less, owing to emigration and oc­ casional epidemics. After HMIII, Torture, Such to the lot of the dyspeptic. Prevention, where Indigestion has ntt assumed the chronic an i A thorough care where ft has, in pos­ sible of attainment by thoee vhi resort to Hos- tetter's Htomich Hit ern.a remedy or established reputation, botanic origin and rare Durity. Heartburn, flatulence, palu in th- abdomen after catine, and a (-liiklnir sensation in that regijn bc.w en meals, i.re entirely obviated by this tine (orroct ivo. Nausea, bilious symptoms and constipation arc alw entirely removed bjr it. Lack of viicor. lo<w or iieeh sad want of sp- petite are usually trouble* which co:;t ibute to tlie discomfort of eufferc.s fr. m Indices!ton; bnt for these, *s well H« other concomitants of the malacl.-, Hoste tcr't* Stomach Hittetx is a recognireil specific. While it lefftt'sto*, It strong, bens th > system. Fever nndssue, rheu­ matism i<nd nervous ailments arc effo.'lua ly re­ lieved bv it, and it is an in^imrarable •"> stain­ ing cordial to. infirm neran n» of advaaeed yoars or weak constitution. A LONDON ouulitt taya that culture oi- mlnishes the size of the eves. Now, just listen to that! Everybody known that rmsh i s are a sign of tae entire abeence of culture. • AN cnrtclier of the b'.ood and nui<fler of the system; cures lassitude ana laok of energy. Such is Brown's Iron Bitter*". TH* use of iron cannot increase the ivv- ning qaalit es of a dog, but tin can. Keren, W. Va--Dr. W. D. Ewin rajs: "Many esteem B.own's Bitter* as sn excel­ lent tenia" ABunsTof contidcnce--Failure of a savings bank. Mas. Coue. of Windham, N. H., declares that her life wa* saved by Hood's Barsaparilla 8he bad 37 terrible Scrofulous sorea "Now LET'S make tracks," remarked the rai road contractor to a tection gang. Personal!--To Men Only) TN VOLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall IMK, will send Dr. Dve's Celebrated Electro- Voltaic Belts sad Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vi­ tality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and oomplete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above N. B.-- No risk is incurred, as thirty days' trial Is al­ lowed. • •• Illoo«l-Pot*oningw-AM Alarming Olwofwy, Half the pro ile are snTer ng and many die from this fatal complaint Diseases of the kidneys and liver are the principal cause*. As a cure, we can recommend 4Mb man Hop Bittera--Journal of Health. "Pat I'p" at tlic Ciatult House. The bufines < man or tourist wiH find fite -c a=s accommodations at the low price ol $.- and V. •' 0 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner C.inton ani Madtson rtreeta T ils far-famed hotel i« located in the centar of the citv, on!y one block from the Union Depot Elevator; all a'-poinments first- Ji W. Horr, Proprietor. t'Tiil tiirhi i r>iilnI airiitiiii MiWiiiiSiil l ill ^ t iiieasiil IA«E^: iwiMMw»W»*s|VII^I»»i SKI X akMttrtttmcstoni CMHM! after aabt« ttoSHaiMCa UuS tt re- Bucei gseattr, and attar nris* ftverat bottles •t>pa4 tint it dM me more <(oo*tka|eaB osht-r raedl- ctaaa »H'l I liave received eawblned. Aud toaddteauripode»iato» oTHaaft jpwgpdr I tee to •tate.ancIoeiiis.Qfeatavwifotiaabeenforaloavtiiu* troubled Via a voafcnsM aad IniamantKin of the bladder, with a complication of other Msmnj') peculiar to w< men. After uxiuK only tiro bottles »)><• hss been completely cared; and 1 cau iuy that my wrife is loud iu'praim of this wonderful medicine, aud I wonld highly leconuwai it to all who axe mffering ftoaa kidney diaoases or diseases of the bla lder." Look Well to the Name. The only eentiine German Hop Bitten have the wora "German" blown in the botU& Bitncvr MEN--"Well-Health Renewer" restores health and vitfor.curca dyspepHia,impotcnoe. $1. FOB DYBPBP8IA, INDIOESNON. depression of Spirit* and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the sFerro-Phosphorated KH^r of OaUsaya," made by Caswell, Hazard k Co., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness It has no eauaL WELLS' "ROUGH ON COBNS."--ISC. Ask for it. Complete, permanent curc. Corn*, warts, bunions. HUMOKS. The animal fluids of tbe body, when poorly nour­ ished. become vitiated and cause eruption* to appear on the skin. They are objectionable from their dis­ figurement, and vary in character from a constant, uneasy sensation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Sarsaparilla corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, pariAes the blood, sad cfcsoawa the diseased epaditien b ooe of health and rigor. Pimplea. HALFOKD FLTNN. of New York, had ao many pimples and blotches on his face that he waa ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood's Sarsaparilla pvriaed his blood, and all blemishes disappeared. lUa(Worin. Mr brother Is a victim to a humor which brings ring­ worms all over Ills face. He is using Hood's Harsapa- rilla, and already is so much benefited that hie ens are uo longer affected. He will continue its use till he tsels lullj cared.--L. E. HOWARD, Temple, N. H. Bhenn. My little boy wss so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to mitten his hands to keep liitn from rubtdng'tlie MM, which it<*hed and dilsiUaiy D a watenr matter. Before be h d finished one bottle of Hood s Harsaparilla the gorei were healed.--it. J, ClJMfKNT, Merchant, Warner, N. H. Hood's NarHaparilla. Bold by Druggist*. $1; nix for $3. Prepared only by C. 1. HOOD It OO.. Aixithecaries. Lowell. Mass. THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Relieves and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Soiatica, Lumbago, BACKACHE, HSADiGHI, TOOTH ACH* SOME THRO/IT. QUINSY, 8WELLIN08, SPSAIXS, teienesc. Cuts, Bruises. FROSTBITJES, •BBSS, KCAUMS, And all other bodily aefasa BAiM, FIFTY C£*TS « B0TTLL 8o!d by all Dinaist* and Dealers. Dlrectlous la 11 languages. 4 The Charles A. Vegeler Ca. (•wmmm m a. vfoaLaa a ca> ••ui--fi, AC, c.a A. MO MATKKIAX, CHANGE. This Is to certify that I have used Hnnt'a Remedy for the kidney complaint, and derived much benefit from its ntt. 1 havo been afflicted alxiut one year and received treatment from the Iota1, physicians, and used a num­ ber of so-called specifics without any material lieJp. I am happy to say, after using three bottles of Hunt's Remedy, I was completely cured. 1 never fail to rccommcud it, and you are at liberty to uae my name in any rnauncr you may desire. JOHK W. JOHNSTON.' NORWICH, Cox*., Mvr T. 1883. AN OPEN secret AMONG THE LADIES The brilliant, ftseinatinc tints of Complexion for which ladies strive are chiefly arti­ ficial, and all who will take the troable may secure them. These roseate, bewitching hoes fbllow the use of Hagan's Magnolia Balm--« delicate, harmless and always reliable article. Sold by all druggists. The Magnolia Balm con­ ceals every blemish, removes SaUowness, Tan, Redness, Eruptions, all evidences of excitement and every imper­ fection. Its effects are immediate and so natural that no human being can detect its applfe** tion. »5 tl w fSSRSHSK SOT CmiKtegffiiaisg fns.*sa- MOTHERS. 4-worm. (ntOnuTtmlMnnr.) Will can ytmr cUUm. MUs DraggM. Ue. $66' frsis. Mas and (5 outfit « 0o„ Fortlsnd. Ue. LADIES $72oumtf&. Address TBUE k 60, Young Men CbeakM flne. TAUBtPWa arfB. Ii--viPs, .Wis. ,,; s. ixrac^ri£S?t 1/astrwoWoWs and For Bushwstat the Oldest k Best 2ommercialC*iitf*. Circular free. Address C- B 4Yi*iaa, .Dubuque, Is. C&cc&Zii $250 A MONTH. Agents Wanted. OO best selling srticle* in the world. 1 Kara pie FTtEK Address JAY liltONSON, DKTUOIT. MICH. fin fWJjyMa I I - P u t l d e t c r i p t k m •• ffKK Woody'• 1'nilor Xvstesm of A JwlUlbroaaCuuiugxooav tto.i Vnillifi MCII learn steam engiuferinsr, and earn IUUHV MEN SlOOixriiKuth. Send your name and lOciuatampsto F.KBfi'Y.Eugineer.BridgeportCt. H08IC Over 7MO different kind" best sheet niUHicO.'. copy bviusil.Citaloguetree. AJdreHs Moore & Smith,Watertown JJY IQFMTfi SOMIiTHIKO NEW UfiMTFIt AoElf I Bin tilFK INStrUANCK. WIH11 CU Takes like wildfire. Anv one can work .t. Standard Jour-ial Free. Ad Irtmt STANDARD IJFE ASSOCIA­ TION. Fort Wayne, I ml., or UrauJ lUtiidn, Micti. HKAl.Tlirri.! I>FI.U;«ITni,! 1NVUJ. oii.vnxi;: MAIHI-ON XXX AI.K. OH r « i.'l wild one 1I0/.111 Miiarj nr two tloz-B vlyi. clC'-d A.ldrr»« TIIK MAMSOX I'OMl'ANV. MadiHou, Iinliaua. rt . itt nicely A6ENT8 WANTED KM tine Msehlns ever in rented. Will knit s pair of atocsinfs with HEEL and TOE «ompleto in at minutes. It will also knit a great variety of fancy- work for which there ia always a ready market. Hand terms to the TwomMjr Kuittlajr HB Tremont Street. Boston. Mass. * * • ROCHESTER, Jane 1,18S2. "Tea . . Tears axo I was aUackeJ with the uoet Intense and deathly pains In my biefc and . -- Kidneys, * "Extending to the end of my toes «a4#§: my brain! "Which made me Mnmn! "From agony. i "It took three men to hold me on my at times! "The Doctors tried in vain to relieve me. Put to no purpose. • ̂ "Morphine and other opialw "Had no effect! ̂ "After two months I was given upWmlt 11» "When my wife • , heard a neighbor tell what Hof Bitters hki done for her, she at once got and give n&* tome. The first dose e.ised my brain and seemed to go hunting through my system, for the pain. "The second dose eased me so mnch (tafc I slept two hours, something I had not&Mte for two months. Before I had used five boi<* ties I WHS well and at work, HM h trd as aaT mm could, for over three weeks; but Iworicwt too hard for ihy strength, and, taking a hard cold, I was taken with the most acute eadt painful rheumatism all throngh my syatem that was ever known. I called the doctors egnin, and after several weeks therleft me a cripple on crutches for life, as they Mid. I met a friend and told him my (MUM, . he B.lid Hop Bitters had cored him amd vould cure me. I poohedftt him, bnl was so earnest I was induced to tiae again. In less than four weeks | away my cmtohes and went to work „ •nd kept on using tike bittera forOvtHMll,. until I became as well as any i and have been so for sis yeen steee. elso cured my wife, wh,Q ImmI b*B& "years; and has kept her and my well and hearty with 'from two to bottles per year. There ia noneed tobe , sick st ell if these bitters are used. J. im., . BBRK.Ex-Snperrttor. , ; • "That poor tamlid -wiHl ^ *** m "Bister! "• • '/ < "Mother! - * *" | 'ifA "Or Daughter! "Gen be made the picture of health! -f "With a fsw bottles of Hop Bitten 1 ̂ " Will you let t/um mqfler T" or inj ury entitles. Boastr. ; of fvusloa. or * paid. New Z>aw». A. ... Attonwgra. P.O. Box. ml Selling 9 ooo,oooacre* . , oattMiin»«<ttM >.i,v 4'--» vnc«ini com m mb-* cwuuis L couv, RY *2GR Land Commiaa'par^^" * MILWAUKEE,WIS. SfSK . ,drj V s*- TO SPECULATORS N.O. B. UNhBLOM & CO.. 5 * < Chamber of Commerce, Chicago. 'MnrYaHb. : j aiV GRAIN A PROVISION BROKlSai, ^ Members of all prominent Prodno MSMM lg York, Chicago. St. Loida and Mllwaull®*^^^^ We hare exclusive privateJefermph win WwatMe Chicago utd New Yon. Willexecute orders esi»5r.> tser rrsal aarlsg their SSI •r partial lass of stgtrt sr -•-i g| OO A YEAR! STORVPiPER $1.00 S1.00 $1.00 $1. $1.00 $100 $1.00 $1.00 IH THE WEST. Four complete and twn contin­ued fctjrio; in erh unmb-r written by the usrt author*, and pii^tsd on idsin ine, tortr-elght eolumns in every i*sue. A Kssliio!! iftmflit for t*:ies. 'i d: Puzzle and Qu'r- Jiing Drawer for the Young Kolk-. HSvery yea Iy i-u • scrAi^rget* a new b ok. Sample NKM oe . Address ' Tie LEDGER CNSI::, ILL A Tear A Tear A Tear A Tear A Teat A Tear A Tea* A Tear Subscribe at Once. WMIHIS «E AASSS^ at a Saasr. «r «sa» _ , »ll«s, rtiisa, RASES ttsm.oraay etaer JlsaMHij saflwss yes. WMsos. < " RAA, or dspsadsat ps rests rs litis'. 1 tsrim |r where dlseharge Is lost. Mew tlsi hsigss shlslast, aMe.diKhams aad asastoaa (WDM ISI IAAWH IMOWCAUP. B^setea mm M prssseated. BAA AAD heusty EAUECTED. CI IN land cassa 1 r--PT slisatl I»s gtraa sll uaftr nsBtdslais. FLTTESFTN. M'swltt NOR, L I BSA U. VsitlljM. D. C. • v . . . . ^ 1 # • bttUMi< K.: lsrur>itrsh# ,.. t*e. Furihe Cure ofCwaaeis^ _ vHboSgSr m: Bse ui knne crt<u>s Of Uson, aad little paia UhmtiteMkiMm le Veq Profitdbel $25 teMO QDhMI •end for Catalogue. Addraaa LOOKIS & NYMAN. •>& ;'J \VTIH:N uuiTiNti T«> Ai»vt:i:nsK»ts. VV MI YUU saw the atl»wii>»uit(* III Hits itnix'r. ,, j What Dyspepsia Does, It causes grievous pains by day and frightful dreams by niglit. It destroys the pleasure of a good dinner. It sours the disposition and makes its victim cross and petulsuaLr ' It makes the breath bad, the eyes leaden, and the skin sallow. • ; It makes the appetite capricious and unreasonable. ̂ It causes constant grumbling and complaining. * * What "Brown's Iron Bitters" Does. _ flit; invigorates the weakened stomach, and enables it to tlî iM. It promotes the enjoyment of a hearty meal. ̂ •*>* It enriches the blood, improves the liver, and cheers the Bund. It purifies the breath, clears the eyesight, and makes the skin naturaL It brings a regular and healthy desire for food at proper times. ( ̂ "?f| r'i-; • ' ' '* "