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'V'- f'\ " "- ;* •' V , t*-':.b**tM>-" fi'M A MHMWK^IV twrns. Owm «r»° at tsmfclii'Is--vegetable M Animal. Vegetable corn grow* In i;! ><»»», and animal com grows on toes. ^ |f<1iofc©rn: Thero If llMH iiCHWijlifi)^%fk«SNl||irloorn, pop corn, ;-%. . wit IKffjffifo", ffceW'fcOrti. an<l the corn fpE |rhlcli 1* tli« corn your feet feel most. C" It It Said, I bfltevi, that gophers like &V» 'iwni.ipp fsfsons having oorns do not v* If they can "help it. fJortt* ti are kernels, and some colonels / . tiave corn*. Vegetable corn grows on i; ,.1'tlio ears, Out inloiti^m irovi on fe«4 It -•>' «t the Other end of the body. Another i kind of corn Is the Acorn; this grows on oaks, but there Is no hoax about the "'*»r». The acorn Is a corn with an la* Uttatto article added. Try It and see. Many a man, when h| has acorn, wishes - II wa« an aeorn. Folks that hate* cifisftome times send for a doctor, and iftbe doctor himself ttooraod, he probably #on't do so vol} <• # If he ian't.Tlie doctor says earns are . prodceed by light boots and shoes. #htch Is probably the reason why. When a man Is tight, they say he is turned. It a farmer otanagos veil, he can get ilgood deal of corn on an acre, but I i * know of a farmer that has the corn that makes the biggest acher on his farm. The hlgger crop of vegetable corn a Mian raises the better ho likes it; but Ike bigger crop of animal corn he raises • the better he does not like it. Another kind of corn is the corn dodger. The Way It Is made is very simple, and it is a* follows--that Is If you want to know • Ten go along the street, and meet a man you know has a corn and a rough character: then you step on the toe that has the corn on it, and see if you don't have occasion to dodge. In that way you will And out wiiat a corn *"tiikdgor is. " £' Th* Editor's Wit*. .Ah! the editor's wife. What should m* do without her--without the ed­ itor's wife! What suspensions, what j0vin|« up, what breakings down, what sinkings under professional trials ir she Were not near! Says a contemporary t|ho knows his theme: The country Mwspaper man is saddled with rather more than the common allotment of ills that the human race is heir to, but fee has some good things, and one of these is a good wife. Klvals may •Itnder.lilm. politicians persecute, and creditors dun the life out of him; but f|ken it comes down to the wife quet* #on--the greatest earthly blessing to •an--the country editor can get away trlth them all. Being in a position to fteeive the bulk of all the missiles fly* tag, them are some who regard the ed* Her as a measly, two-sided chuckle* lie ad, but all agree that he has a good #ife. Of course there are exceptions ||i all eases. A man may marry before |je becomes an editor. In which case |Ii«|huhh are no better thaa other •if*mprkntwa goodar* tlelo wlwafco sees o»e, but as agooera > oeKtor leads a ebarned lire-- wa bare noted.--ifev* * ' \ ' • Where tfco~M«reO MM With tho FMki. A conn try man named Thornton 0»«' <|o»d and his with had a novel ride, a la . coasting, and a very exciting expert- Wbile going to Blchmond, Ind., Thursday. On rtaohlng a long and very . StOep liill from which tlie snow had; irllftl and exposed an icy coasting, H*lr horse, which had not been rough* oouid not make his footing sure, Jttid. in attempting to hold back, struck r his hind logs against the cross-bar in ' tlie shaft*. Surprised, the auimal tried «» kick, but the Instant his heels were kigh enough to admit of it, the sled •hot forward and scooped him up. the •halts snapping shor( off and the sleigh knocking his front feet from under hirn at' the same instant, and ere they fcardly kuew what was happening, Osgood- and his wife found the horse I* the sleigh with them, and the whole went shooting down the declivity, a full half mile, while the liorsO strug- gled to regain his feet,and the terrified frlfo, held f«*t by tho horse, first ' •eroaased and then laughed at her fran- We husband who, with the wildest ; ejaculations commanded the horse to | step, as though he were in the shafts .'J gnd doing his level best to run away. , r Tjlut. frightful |s the experience was. ' |l»ev reached the bottom of the hill ,+". Without sustaining any bodily InJnrjr. Slid the most serious damage was don - ||j k« tho breaking of t^ie shafts and h:r. " ^ lew, and the loss of the chicken* and '•--T v t*g« they were bringing to market. •>> - , * - *' • • - \ tj"• *. * ,* 4 WAUOONDA, ILL. )r »vt j> *»*« •.*'«* ,i i tJ,'- wrtf •,gxjh >-«*».»•4;* Everybody goes there to buy , - ^ S4, .prX'-yW Jfc:: >!&/>• '• • s /.- ] vi-ATt RIVtf^lDE iLdb*. McMENKV. (tL ' y. '• >/,' * 7 , i- •*%£ t •'» ' " >."•»< fit 'X M#- •wojf';)•'/ .• 1 f*~- ' '• ' >* •>* . hi }• '• H'i [ I- > w tfv i% • ^ y . il , . .. ««»» IS », wf - (J Ji' «• •» • ft,"'-*,, 9 ?w;•< - v ' ' 4 .iili.it*,' tn.'v '»• -n,i Kf IJ "Jf xf f. - simt ! t f s /*,*•-•? >f. !•« NOTION Sf • -m&m I crocewiesT Ladies' and Gents' Underwear, Ladies' and Gents' Gossamers, Ladies' and Gents' Gloves and Mittens, Ladies' and Gents' Hosiery, A nice stock of Cor­ sets and Hoop Snirts, an EXTRA quality of Woolen Yarns, Carpet Warps, Cotton Batting, and all the Staple Articles kept in a gen­ eral store, and at prices to suit the present depreciated markets. j * v • , v " : « i A V."1 -ti".v,.*v v 3 ' - \ii£ >>Kl» , * vi ' "ft*.» :;:Jn McHenry Oo. urr :̂ mm AND EG3S WANTED, W<M» Pa d the Market Price " '* l 5* r » * „ Brosu .. li ' Wauoonda, Dec. 1,1899* ' ^ I mem wdvsibs, IbAKC COUNTY ti latck That Is, the Large Stock .of Goods and Low Prices to be found at WAUCONDA, Clothing for Men, Youths and Boys, Ready M*de and made to order. Also a full line ot Genti* Furrishhrf Goods, Hars, Caps, Boots, Shoes, etc. Also a LargoSStock of CLOAKS AND SOUIAHS, Which will be sold cheaper than can be found elsewhere In the County. We mean biminepe and ai* bound to please you If you call^ M R S . H. MAI MAN, Has just returned from the city with a fail and selected stockof Fashionable Winter Millinery, which she Invites the ladies of Wauoonda and vicinity tf call and examine and learn priors. opinions «| battto.f--X.Y. CrUia. "It will b« the nml wldelr elr. asm*' w 'Mm At «,) f; r .•'•f ' i'i- ' •'S f ..... ...... .. •«?y.< s. ; 4 - •! / : *-i- .•, - -i »$ •• f4fe.fi „2l.^3ssV< t " \ ^ *1" ** NfX F OR H X. «w»3?pp*' > " hu< 04. -> « •: u<"v •; fi:i rt,T j rfiiifeTrjjyi' i i .a.' iiYtiwrt'iji'; > -.^jga O W f t : V - '•• r'-"s'i . >3}f.'. ' • * *' 1 ^'"ZT7TT * ' ~f" . I1 J" <*' J*?' '• " w '•> !'w- f !' - • . ,'m , * . * * • U,* v 4s. T't ,ri- r • y/iwi-AND----* * - v '. >* . . • • v ^ _ Satisfaction it Guaranteed t-yr,'. rv ' • ' ' " , i~'~ * H * j MCHEHET, 111., Febrony 11.1884. . »•.- % - THE SPIRAL SPRING BUGGY MAS THE ONLY ADJUSTABLE SPRING IN THE WORLD. . Ho SAO, No 8WAYv NO PITCH, CARRIES ANY Wkight. ^.•r; ; A O LIGHT, STYLISH AND STRICTLY FiRST-CLASSi - ^uggy WARRANTED 2 YEARS. SPRINGS WARRANTED: 10 Years THE EASIEST RIDING BUCCY BUILT. THE NEWEST AND BE9T THING OUT IN CARRIAGE SPRING*. WRITE FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE AND PRICE LIST. THE SPIRAL SPRING BUGGY CO., GRAND RAPIDS, RICH. Snfe, Btrrac«M j endow It Is Terr cor* hesita­tion In of Aiuer- :W$M y.;'- ,r,'- feF.'• ADTICK T<» MOTHKSA Are you ui*turoea at night and brnk- on of tour rest by a sick child suffering and crying with pain of cutting teetlt? If so. sfmT at once and get a bottle of Mrs. Window's Soothing Svrup for Children teething. Its value is inc:iic«1 •bl<*. It will relieve the pcioriittie Suflnrfr immediately. Depend upon it Jii9liion>. there is no mistake about it. It ieuios dysentery and dinrrhoea. regu­ lates the sioniaeik and bowels, cures •wind onlie. sottons tho gums, reduces Inflaniuia'ion, and gives tone tind en- jprjjy to the whole sv^tem. Mrs. Wius- 1ow"s Soothing Syrup for children teething is |>lcaeaut to the taste, and lis the presortption of one of the oldest 1 «n«l b#»st. frinitio piiysiciaus and nurses 4n the United States, and is for sale by #11 druggi»ts throughout tho world. -Sfl'rice 25 cunts a bottle. ;; Children* calf sewed. «!»ne# abooat 38 lo 11 for Wets at Bon»l«u,8oflei ACo CORSETS, of I>r. Warner** Corsots yles at Perry A Owou's. |*»oib »or mi immense stock soon to arrive^tock *W on our prosent we that I4fe and s«o. HKMRT COLBT. « Clirtjr Siartcherry China Tea of N ptoses at Bonaleu, Stoflsl A aCWifc. " To. 'Ponltrymen. fsr P*k^ Full Blood Black Java iCncfcereto. Brown T-eghorn <kMke«>|«, and «6*«r rijrnMMi<li Rock HIHt CoclMrels, at my residence. W:«k*ondit. IM. C.W. PRATT . n»» at MM .. .,v >' ». - / ' ' * * IL,,. ... .. y. . > ,A\ •*«.. . j. ... (i. BULLET u^-iSi£aaiANU »»» onCLL K&rAXft.* lETTUYOII a CO.. Pu£wmS! A.C.NI DpJI'T YOU FO^ETJJ! ~~A8A W. SMITH, ' Woodstock, - , • lllinoto^ I JVl Ml1'jnn« Of money offei you INUEMNlTr a«ai|ist damage by •' ' Firo, Lightning, Wind Stormo, CYCLOSES AND \TOBNAnOJgfL Drop mc a fowtal enrrl nnd I will Ti*ltyon ; call on Hietin.l I will write yon • policy. *n.l w.ien either or any of these destructive el« nentn deva-a?.tee your property, hnnhv will yon Ins if you hold one <t( my ]Kilfrie«, for I wiu«urciy vigil you, *n<l minister unto you. 1 wilt not for«ake fuu. J l h • • / A S A W . H H i T U % ' v f ^ {fal'l iHMUrUfU* Aff'L WESTERN NORMAL COLLEGE And Commercial Institute. IMVK len-wfckstfirras lier venr. c 1KTRKS COtJRSICS:--Te;ir!i«iV. OollcjijUo, Mo'i. firr, I.*ncttage. Onmnnerr.i.tl. Art, wnaw, Teleftra j»hic Phonot'i'i P«iimauithi!i Klociitl.ju, Mei(lr.:il, Knxincj'tini. Driwiusr, ««•. whole ••xpniise f„r one W<c. tftrn Normal Le.-f.nre «Wmm. Vi»len Normal " <1 vnoato." Ottulofu«<t and spsct iiUid c«j>y of pa |><- r KltKK. C. I,. GREUOUV, I'riiicitml, Bu.hMll.UJ. JOS. WIEBEUAlTNi Saloon aid Restaurant, MBAHf THE UEPOT, McHENRr, . ILLINOIS * » The best Brands of flHl, Liquors «r; Cigars always on Hand. Good Stabling for Horses. ALSO ACENT FOR Franz Talk's MILWAUKEE Lager_Beer. Beer in Karge or Small Kegs or'Bottles a way it on hand cheaper than any other, qual ty considered. . This ISeer has a world wide reputation, anr pood judges acknowledge it cannot oe sni l>aesed teibe world. Orders by mail promptly attended to. JO*. WIEDCMANM^ McHenry. III. An g. Jni.. ISM. AGENTS WANTED. MO UNVEILED BT A MORMON BWHOP. Being tho only real expose of ihi Tile deeds of DANITES! BLOOD ATONKBS!^^ AVENGING ANGMfai? And other aefret 8«rl*»tle» of Mormf»nisn»' K»H and aiith^nti'* partirnlars ofthjS •*» nMi BITTOIIRRY of men, women :it the Moun'tln Mendow* Massacre, and rihle wron: S and suAerings of Mrs.fc" ll'impton. • won'lerful Itook for "genM Complete ou'tit, 75 cent*. Outfit and saasple X^sra an agency at onee, or write tor UlU< tn»t«d eircalar and special terras te • • W ̂ VBLiaumo COL\* •; ] BOS ChettwU SL, Cor. liroadutty, St Louis, Mo., _s.tr«w ^ Bottom rignres and latest styles twinging tamps, at Bonslett, Stoflel A DO YOU WANT -TO BUY* Sewing Machine* r A . ••j* - c- • aiWki fy 't ^ i * '<£ A - i . « t | ! » « «* • , . .. •* i v *c 4. »• L#t It ' - flV4^ f . *.1 a/ •*' ; • ' .i V »v «4's i >. • Tt'« rrntl • f'\ i4'- " Sf 1 %tV: ; , , ti.il , CLOTHINGg". ' Choice Family Groceries. Behave SEVERAL CLOAKS WHICH MUST BE CLOSED i OUT WITHIN THIRTY DAYS. PERRY Sl OWENo McHenry, 111., J«n. 21,1884. J O H N I * S T O R Y , , # < , I ' ,J • ^ ... ^a atl - ... IM' One UwOf Wilt Ki ulw Rlviwiw Httin®, Han a complete line of the best Stoves in the market, m well as t large st ock of rif^iilfcVA "iTI - • Chieago >t ls p<s>|rmt bv all well poate« -M» pMataytaor hms CaUEtansia and CetoNdtos 7 i.ii Ue,t «o to oartioe short Chtcags siri ft Part ni MUwaakee. Howard (0; Owaienna, Des Moloes. Wohster Olty, Marflialltown, Iowa. FrwMrt7 S. fordj nmorg tu MS loeal si Amanf a few of the nnikerons potnu of s« 'CBS' •'W"-'--. HMfanuM Winona,* Kapidt, Clinton, . Rock* ions en. • . - . 1 are tfeeHaesc EON ninmo PALATI moft DRl passed ! NOKTH-WKflP, The like of whleh are not ran by rut eUMil^i road anywhere. In short, it is asserted thit IT IM tjSti BIST EQUIPPED BOAD IK THE WORLD. All points of interest North, Northwest sr.it West of Chicago, bnsines* centres, snmmae resorts and noie<l hunting and fiuhlng xrounds are accessible by the various branches of this roud. It owns nnd controls over B.SCO miles of road ano hit8 over tour hundred patsenger een. dm*tors constantly earing for ite millions ef patrons. Ask your ticket agents for tickets via this route, AND TAKK NONE OTHKK. lteo*te no more to travel on this rente, that gives flrs'-class ftccommodaiiont, than it does to go by the poorly equipped roads. Foi mapf, descriptive circulars ar4 snmmsjF resort papers, or other information not obtains able at your local ticket oMee, write to the 8*i Gen') Pass. Agent, C. ft N. W Railway, Chicago 111, DKALKR9 IN 0 *M«" fc , ^ ' -* 'V-,'*" *' ! ' ' &.':A 'i.• il; '• £ Lamps, i C i e r . And In short, Ever^thlnjjM^the Hardware, Wove ...yl-iv? fee Will Not be TJadersoldl CALL AT HIS STORE BEFORE BUYING ELSEWHERE- Jobbing and Repairing Promptly Attended te., • J^~Ri;MEM PER, extra wood bargain® can always be obtained at JOHN McnnV rii^t:tis^|wt. -ort km .v mm Sales of took. Fa ai lllg Tofdu, unit (jouiie t' alt Kinds Promptly Vttduoei to Terms, Bcasohatde l/l I have on hand and am selling at the T.ow. est prices, the Domestic, KldredKC, New Home, AnrlnKdetd, New American, and Singer e wlnu Marhlnes, and w»ll not be undersold by any agent in the rounty. A good singer Machine for 20. warranted to do the work of any Singor Machine In the wo-id. Call and HCO me. . O. w. OWEN. Mcllenry, Feb. 90,1883 Horse Shoeing, General jft&cksmitliisg, WA60N AND P. HAUPERISCH, MoHonfy, Illinois, ̂ "Would respectfultv Inform his customers and the piitittc generally that he is now het tei than erer prcpiired tndoall work In his line. REP^IHIINO. Of all kinds on short' notice. st^Glve ns a call and we will please you both in quality and priee of work. HAUPERISCH. : -Jtl i ' iSTOPPEOFREE Mmrvtbus success* .Isssns Hsripnt K (stored 1AT 1T« | •^UDr.SLim8 0R£Al - • • NERVERESTOREH I /or «//BnAm Iff N«RVB DlfttASSS. 0>:/y sup* Citrg /,ir AV»^< Jfftctun*. Fitt% F.pi' ?fc, | I 1 f P A L i . i B L n i f • « d i r t c t e d . A ' # f i t s first <i*y t u*e> TrcitUo an l $2 trlnl bottle free t* Fit patients, they paying «xpr«9$chnrges on box wheft tereiwe<l. S-nri n.imen, P. <>. an I ewn^eM address of J •fllicf-l t« P f.KLIVIi^n Afh 5t.,l,hil%iJHnliJa.Pa. iDrueeito. SiiWAJUl Q# IMITATING FRAUQS* PATENTS.: Inemtors, send model or sketch of T0«r In. veltnon and I will make caretul preliminsry examination, amt report as to prttcntaliilitv with udvice, circulars, etc., fhrkof ciiakqk. All business before 17. x. Patent (Office at. tended to tor moderate fees, NO CHAMGI UK- LBSS FATKNT ISOllTAINKI). J. E- LITCELL, Patent Attorney Washington, D. C. wanted lor the ilvesof all the Presidents of the U. 8. The largest, handsomest, best liook "vor »old tor less than twice onr price. The fastest selling book in America. Immense profits to agents. All intelligent people want it. Ayene can become s MicresKfu! agent. Torms free. ' HALLKTT ItooK Co., Portland, Maine. I* week at home. tS.0n outfit free. Pay absolutely anre. No risk. Cap­ ital not required. Reader, if von iwnnt hiiRitiesf, at which persons of either sex, oii| or voting, can make fcrent ]>ay all the time they work, With absolute certainty, write for particulars to II. Haixett A Co., Portland, Maine. SlriiMlv iinceiorofl Japan Tea only M»«00OOUU*( »OIWIETT%TH«IL«L * CO Still Out oftho ArMf Gaiety- Many at yoa are. * DANQEB TO IJFfi * PROPERTY Reset yon en every hand. The mntter of the HIVCOOII, slckloon, saloon,cyclone, tornado, windstorm, or whatever name may be given it, i« heard in some section of the country every day. , ,v Thft Fir* Fiend ' Wteal- out at 'any moment--the ssawawy ef a litettiue lie consumed, peath must come to *11. By » small paymenI each year you can secure to yourself a foitune, should you live, or. in the event Vt death hefore tlie time expires, your family is provided tor. SIM.- OCKi.COO is represented by this agency. Our mtes areas low as experience has tound to he safe. You will save money by insuring with me, _ », . . -General Insurance, I.ife. Flre. Lightning and Tornado a specialty. Thanking all my friends for their liberal patronage, sad, hop- mg. by square dealing, to merit a continuance of the same, I beg to subscribe myself. Respectfully yours, e. il. MOXKY. M cHenry, I!L. Jnne II. 1888. »en<1 six eents for postage and receive fret, a costly box ot goods which'will help yon to more money |right away than any. thing else in this world. All. ef either sex, succeed frwm first Siour. The broad rnrnj to fortune opens before the workers, absolutely sure. At out: e add reus. Turn 4 Co., Augusta. Maine. lib whole leaf Jap Tea for 25 centa •« «. m %e» OF ALL KINDS. Store in Lansing's Block1 NEAR THE DEPOT, ,?» •V'»-5rl> 1 » ». f J'.i Ws have one of the largest stocks sf For* nltnrs of all kinds to be feund |i the countg| soil our prleet will be as LOW AS TNK LOWEST. tfe keep nene hut the best and perseai' wishing is buy Furniture of any kind will save money by giving us n call. - We slse keep a full.line of samples ef CARFSTS, Ann nan sell von ene from the cheapest grade to a Brussels, as cheap as i|i»y heuao outside of Chicago. 7*5 tiive us a call nnd we are ante we «a»sa»0 yon money on anything in our tifke. Undartaking. full Assyrtment of OOTIIXS AND CA*« Ki:T9always on uand. «*A Hoarse Fumlshsd at most Rsasonabio Ratw. JL8TEIM BBOft McHenry, Mov. 18 tb, 1S3S. B. Sherman WOODSTOCK, IM, m DKALEB W- Breech and Muzzle dhot 6uns. Powder, Kn»t, Caps, Wads and tor sale. Fishing Tactile cheap. Osrtridges Al. alndaof ^port ing^ri; J Oood« i ^^jAND REPAIRING DONE. " A good Breech Loading, Double; Barreled Onn. warranted Twist fiu. Wir.chester Rifle, 7K nn.de!, 15 Shots^ #6. Nickel Plated A shot Revolver, *4.50. " t>elf cocking rrititdi Hull l>og Piatol, .SO. ,A good Single Barrel, Breech Lotting, SInplc (inn, warranted, 16. I will undersell any house in the county in Qlins ami 8i>ortiiig (>oods. If yon waafc A riod gun it will uav you to call and' see ot. warrant every gun I sell. Clothes Wringers repaired tti4 new Rolls put on. Price p«r pair warranted, $2.50. B. SHERMAN. woodstoefc, July 35thJW8. ATTENTION! KCONOMYI8 WEALTH Ton can save mooey by giving yonrorde*| "F. \7.MSAS, HIOHMOEiO* - ILLIWOIS, --PCS Wagons, Carriages of all palrlnsr. Painting, general llack. ? smithing. Ae., Ac., Ae. Ronsirlnf of plows and all other Ijins Isi plcments Is given partienlar attention. )n my mannfhrtares I useonlv the best raster), al, and. keeping the very best workmen »n all departments, I am enabled to guarantee and warrant all work that goes frees my shop ft* first class In every particular. 37ICIAI GUARANTEE OK WAGOHS. f All farm wagons manuflsctnrod at •* shei are warranted far thbrb tkabo. ' . AOIKIOULTUIIAL IMPLIMKNTI I sell every agricultural implement, inclnd* Ing, especiHlly, Norwegian walking and Rid* ing Plows, ti. O, Thompson and Gesley Bros* Mow sand Cultivators, F. H. Kanny ^epdera and Corn Cultivators, the Dowaglac Spring Tooth Seeders, the Piano and D. M. Osborne ( Co.'s Harvester and Twltio Binder, the War riorand Hopkins* Mower, and alt other first class maohines. Warranted firsttclass or no sale. BLACKSMITH ING of every kind attepdeft V to promptly and satisfaction guaranteed. : - F I N E P A I N T I N G ; A SPECIALTY. T have engaged J. still WS1X. the boss pointer of the Northwest, for one year. o( longer, to take charge of bi« paint shop, which is a Sufficient giisrantee that all work of that kind will be done in the best and most artiatle style. It should not be forgotten that I employ J. Repass, wooM^workman of twenty years' ex. pericnce, and l< Howe, earriage i»la«'fesmith, both in surpassed as nrMgans in their line. final)v. come and see a*e and I will gnaiv antee saiislhction ae to prices and quality <4 work to all interested.