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r. .. *9-. •.-. Bî to dol bkr> i you Mub* p«nf Hiefc* Yv.... ij§ootp#«i*T * and Jiaat ttbAldriak n dtihk eoî -esete ĵmd v mm tomumtafor* - îMTWiTudtoM say. yoa pelief 1 vhas getting three weeks, and that's seven days oyer the rest of ij • •: ifc *k«s ./'Jen [unddort vhestoo soon ! Iflwait fi£I dCatf marry Mrs. Dmo- It Th«« lik* dis: It takes to be introduced to dot gftrl. von y'ar mora pefore yoa like ' - her first name. Mayt>e, tr I t«ke her hand wad »to be married, but it vhas •'#*» pefore aha conaents and i*ewy" tdevfor me." , vlma in sooch a harry dot Uf eadt nail your daya Dot i dowa to peeaness. Shake svhay some more." hwt night Wa haf aome Bhekevhas too modi like tnnd I talk and talk to him no goot. Do yon know »la ao pig dot he doan' like to clothes oat oafer fop him any In der oldt rJwtttienshoee vhas all right for disoountry Shake likes some jtuodfce ahines 'em oopmit oldt hat vhas goot me, bat Shake he moat go und pay vonfor tree dollars. I |s mit only two holes in ie won't pat 'em on. Then t;-a Jy I doan' haf ten cents a iake comes to me almost : day uud says he likes half a dol- seex shillings. In der oldt I play shockers or pitch horse- , ly Shake learns how to play and pilliards and lota of odder r t, tind it makea yoar hair shtand - 4o hear him talk of baae pall und He jn&ls me old moe*>pack, Vftnd yestefday I make bop • to him." cellar, eh?" •• W do. I get dot '•<!(&' lim to oome along, bat fresh, and ho vlias |fore I get him. Sergeant.** It" I vhas wrong. Maypa it iferentin die ootthtry. Jnaype of to-day fliaa not like der , Idoaashleep any all night oUtvoiuma t>he vhas crying tiaaeforShake, and so, if yoa tell him to come >t we try again. If '•^r I Th** too fresn, and if he . ^te£t&e to pat oop my dukes, and ifhedann' keep talking abondt carom " Shaekpots and so toy. to make It all riglit and get Bhast tell him dot* Sergeant, imay ahently hint to him dot if 'do petter yoa pelief he vliill lor murder. Good-pye, Ser- Ivhas too oldt for dis .is* Men of X emery. ̂ world hi#$ien i tfang with the names of those have posaasaod remarkable Aslar back as the remote of antiquity, we are told tberelivcd men who were famous for wonderful powers of memory, b *K?d oy Themiatocles, that he ^ . their names the people of . which city than numbered thousand inhabitants. { . je- the Third, of England, in|W)ra deficient in educatiou,"never fcg$Ma name once heard or asface o v̂eaen. Aachool teacher of London, whose waa Dawaon, posseased are- memory. He oorild repeat «f JckD abd tiie Paima, and oa a wager of fewo hnndrad ponnds, he grijp#ital, without the aid of a book, 8fnar*a "Faerie Queene," a poem of four thousand stanzaaof nine .&M*i|ch! 'llaKadns, the Greek scholar, oould rolpat Milton's "Paradise Lost" back- who resided in Moscow in nth century, could repeat the New TeataaMnt. lUrftten of the Bourbons meat a maa't" name, thla ha#' been tome- as a true sign of their fym tm invited With JUtP aon j-tog^ve aprivate F• wBtieit -WAutt "WW In jhat akigle moment ....... .... *atd off the l̂ tuaea ̂and reoog- oftwobusta, :m, . daring titfe aeance, ; father to aak . _ tothe librazT, t «aa a«toaiafa6d by the aoeuraoy of - ,te h»ad nagro pianist who «fwrma»oaa through several fa mort %oaderful meau>ry -• From oace : play Lint's! ^Sttngariui Bhapsody" " performed similar when only 13 yearn jQpera-from oaa " oompoaad e • petional devil. Dtfl aon? Don't If I don't know of any creat- in the tmiyerse mane given to .... t3 whoi :fita»i:aa«r̂ i doiab ' yself have been grS h a dovO. Net tmm, my ion, "lit tames; liot oafer tweotrHlre to- more thanUk r̂ tinftomv. , Why, my toy, ̂ytra tla»ar t̂ art in tfaw merafiig wilh a de9B»at At hamor# of perVetafly, of M fall poMesaioa .you? Too fee •trong. liforotts, well; yon h< doesu't a^te; yotlr iHaion is daar;7^r debts aro paid ; ihe day Is sunny, bMUtifol; \ nobody gives yo* a cross word; everybody fat the dintng* room spelts pleaaiuitly to yoa as ydtt come in, and thd bitter, meaat, mwpiah devil of i>erveraitf that liai posaettioa of yoa snarl* tint a hateful answer the minute yen open your lipeto apeak;, nmkes you fflay something yoa never intended tossy; pats into your month words that make your own heart ache, as your ewea see the lips that you love quiver with pain at yoar harshness. Have you never maintained a surly, mean, cruel lramor, while a brave, loving face, looking up into your" cloaded brow, was cheerily trying to cast out the evil spirit? Have you never done some mean thing at which your better natnre revolted ? Never been ill-tempered all day when yoa had no cause, no reason for it, and were tor tnring yourself even as yoa tortured those wndm you inbst dearly loved? Ah, yea; you have writhed in the clritrhes of these devils of perversity, obstinacy, ill-humor, unreaaoning and unreasonable meanness, fiercely eryihg oat against the love that would east oat the evilspmts. But tl&| yoa say, ia owing to phy­ sical aqd Venial cauaea. The body is in ill-bmlta; and tiiereisin the human organism an integratioii and co-ordina- tioii of different vital atftons, which-- There; that will do; I always feel one coming into me when I hear yoa talk in that way. Physical health lias noth­ ing to do with it, because some of the greatest sufferers the world has ever known have been entirely free from this demoniac possession, while some of the meanest men I ever knew have lived in perfect health to their eightieth year. You know yourself that whet you'feel that way you are possessed ol a devil Do I believe in him? My boy, ii doesn't make a particle of difference whether a man with the "jumping toothache" believes in the toothache or not; he's got it;the toothache i) in pos- session just the aame. And, between voaand meand the man named Legion, he arts for all the w&rld as though he did believe in it--Burdette, in mrobk- lyn Eagle. Seuth Sea FaMfifrs. To this day Samoan men and women, with few exoeptions, wear the gar- menta of their savage days--a cloth, generally of the native make, known as the kajtt, wound routtd tfce body above the hips and falliag about fifteen inches. They tattoo their legs and sometimes other parts of the body with some substance giving a sky-blue color. Their modern bosses are built on the immemorial model of wfetSh every one who has read a book aboat the South Sea has seen a picture. Quite a large number of them add to their primitive style of dress an um­ brella. Bain is very freqnent in Samoa, bat the chief use of the umbrella is as a shade from the son. Lying so near the equator and surrounded by aea water which always keeps a tempera­ ture on the surface of about 80 degrees (Fahrenheit), the average heat is very high, though by no means equal to that experienced in tropical Africa or other continental regions in similar latitudes. It must be confessed that the eostunies and habitations are very suitable to the climate, and that it would be an act of cruelty to impose on the Samoans any other style of life. The civilization they chiefly need tyi the enforcement upon them of respect for the precepts of the decalogue. For lying and for petty thieving they have few eqaals in Christendom or heathen­ dom. When family prayers are over at nigfyt their one idea is. if the moon be not too bright, to secure the household provisions for the next day from the bread-fruit and banana trees of some one else's land. The white man ia their favorite victim. From him they will, with the utmost good humor, steal anything they can lay their hands on, even if it be not of the slightest use to them. In every store--even in the smallest shop--will be found a most careful system of barricades interposed between the native cas- tomfess and the goods, while the watch­ ful eye of the storekeeper is ever upon them so long as they haunt his prem­ ises. They scarcely ever come singly to buy anything. Having no settled occupation at any time, half a docen of a femily or a tillage will accompany to the store the fortunate one who has a dollar to buy something with. Hence the necessfy far barriaades and vigi­ lance. As far the habft of lyag, it may be said that a Samoan ao seldom speaka tbe truth (when he thinks any object is to be gamed by not doing so) that he is naveor beliafved on bis own word. These two soeomptishmenta of lying and stealing are taught to chil­ dren by their mothers, who always find it neeessaiy to fcava testimony at hand to deceive their huabaada.--j&m Fran­ cisco Chronicle. while in Was was " The wt tl» crj.̂ _ „ pttteaibia* bsiima 4 from the lamiliar as "Kiag Ohris- natioaal hymn. t was declared enani- annexation to tfe» but twenty- i«»*otee Oast against it in St Thomas, iflfl̂ not one dissenting voice a! St ~v it ~%iM^Lfa ipy . 1 11 1 1 ' . :• •' Sharing te Ctena.̂ -"- Everything £• reversed in China, you know. Msa dont go to a barber-shop to get shaved, the barbershop oomaa to them. That *, the man of tbe razor carries his kit around hunting custom­ ers. 2fo sitting in a crowded shop wait­ ing to the eryof "Ileî * Yoa have owy to aat down tm tihscntfbrtcme ?M»*n yon want a «iavs and a *-- ̂ - » t41kstoyQ .̂i«ttyoii if yon want Sift- Jntfapendsnt . stokes have • • 4tos*ieaa republiem ays- doing have jamy niaiusil i|iSeial slight to our sympathy . The first, oaae on . _ ̂ bowavor, in which aproqptftous, peaoefal, fcyal, and eontonted oommn- ntty hM ftefely, and wititout the pros­ pect of speeiai e^mmereial gain, voted away its aMOfalallegianco and adopted ' "TBde, is that Of the DamahWaattndian»votinK thnnselves Amerfega Aliens by joyoas aoclama- ti<m. Tbe record of another watfonal coaquest, so proad and peaceful, does not uilt k ail history, and it is incom- that no response should ever ha?* been made to it by the nation to Whom this matchless tribute of con­ fidence and admiration was so gra- tmtoualypaid. Denntark was now irrevocably com­ mitted to the transaction, and eould Bhow no roason for withholding tbe last act* of consummation. When the news of the vote reached Copenhagen tbe Bigsdag ratified the treaty without debate, and the king, on January 81,1868, as promptly signed it. * • * * * * Meantime the fierce political storm was ragtog' at Washington, and no no­ tice Was taken of the treaty, recom­ mended to the consideration of the Senate by a Presidential message weeks before. The instrument itself lay baried in a drawer of Mr. Sanger's table, in the Foreign Eolations Com­ mittee-room. * * * * It is now known that in March, 1870, the Committee on Foreign Relations, Senator Sumner at its head, indorsed the one word "Adversely" on the St. Thomas treaty, and recommended "Suspension of action" in regard to it. The matter was never brought before the Senate, and may be said to have been "smothered" in committee. * It has been asserted that the friendly relations between the United States and Denmark were impaired from this moment How far this is true cannot be known without rare penetration into the silent dignity with which the atnrdy Danish people have borne this bitter­ ness of unavenged wtoag, Sad the Calm reserve'which has characterised all in­ tercourse between that email bat in domitable state with America since the cearse of the United States, in ibis transaction was fully k»£wn and com­ prehended.--Oliver Eusley Sttoard, in Scribnsr>8 Magazine. . Wncaptyjdlcf oar neighbors' crime J. .*t*, aad th»w all of our own Xeiern AerdttMU Since Pliny's time, says a writer in the Boston Transcript, there has been a long record of awOltea, which are more exaptly described, and no museum is so poor that It docs not exhibit one or more specimens of these visitors from unknown'«apoce. About tbe old eat known sp& jsnea is one weighing 269 pounds, which fall at Akfecett 1492, which is still preserved in tbe ofanrch at Ensiaheim. The largest masses on record were found about seventeen years ago on the west coast of Greenland by the Swediah arctic ex­ pedition There is now in the collec­ tion ot the Boyal Academy at Stock­ holm one of them whioh weigha twenty- five tons, and the museum of Copen­ hagen has another weighing ten tons. In the British Museum is one weighing five tons, and in the museum at St. Petersburg, one of 1,635 pounds. Hie Smithsonian Institution, at Washing* ton, baa a very remarkable apeeimen discovered in Mexico in 1700. which, according to an Indian tradition, fell 900 years before that, dating a sbow«r of stones. Its weight is 1,400 pounds. There are over 100 specimens in Yale College museum, one Weighing 1,635 pounds. During the present century aerolites have been carefully studied and analyzed, and, indeed, aside from the general outside appearance by which they are readily recognised by an expert, a chemical analyaia ia the one sure to test by which they can be diatisguished in doubtful cesea. In many cases they are largely composed of iron, and from one which nil in Mexico, a sword blade was made which once waa in the possession of Gen. Ord, of the United States army. The origin of the mysterious visitors bas been widely discussed, bat t never thoroughly explained. Of the various theories there are two which attract the most belief. One that space is filled with floating maaaes, and that our aerolites are that portion of them that come within the sphere of the earth's attraction. The other is tint they are projected from the sun end other planets by the in conceivably tremendous forces at work there. A few years ago some excitement trie created by the claim of a German scientist that he bad discovered traces of animal life in an aerolite, but this was never confirmed. It ia strange that in the fall of so many large fnansrn. with such tremendous force, there has never been any well authen* ticated case of loss of life. There ham been reports of fatalities resulting from this cause, but we believe titof Jtave never been confirmed. t If It Here Only Sow A Boston broker lost a wallet con­ taining flB.000 on tbe street and a newsboy found it and brought it to the owner. The man atrnggjled with a tsgrifcle temptation to M swaa and etnillfl for a moment, and then forgat- ijhqfeelf and caating to the wtnds ms * for gain aa he traasplad the - ion under hie 'feet, favafilie ̂ Jboy permiesion ̂ to go ̂on toe wnov you wiHfceep off-Ike gcaaa" bow ofisn tois oppof^unily to awdwoei, a am aAna acorn, end that are ftratto 01 meaaia. -- ssgnt iieiap î̂ . - while £9 îs aovel or Wi cases, whore reqn&edfoc than ttdsbaa to prioe we have aean oncahiBinca '.fnrlbee. iWvencr >riiCra blication of a aa ordinary nwrto «sy £1 ̂ ' Waller Beaant Mr. Jmnea Payn Jbeiî y com* ^n»fl|>lional are . even more The lowest for h story is bat as this was htm tba pda of ali imknown writer, about twenty new^M^MK ̂fvm this rate for firat pubHeatioft Cmnpares favorably with tlie remnneretiofe given to writers to bog# jsnnabk In tnsao p^ers five per edaittnls ooodd«red very and ttwn it ahould be re- ^Hmt most of the stories written for boys are not publiahed in vohuae form. of newspapers are great fti SpMnMe system. To noveusts, slso, ft 1s a great boon. Take the caae ol lCrt W. Clark Russell for example. Aeetfdiag to an Ameri­ can newspaper, Mi he writes a novel, be sell* tbe right of publication to come ayadfottie, Vbtf right of book pro­ duction to ene CHm bast English pub­ lishing firms, then be gets a luge price for the serial tigfefti fa the United States. A Canada jpnbliAher buys the rigbt to issue to nook form, and in Australia the rights of both bo6k and serial pabliostion vtist him in money. Mr. JTames Pays gives .an illuatra- tlon of thesyndicatoaystom: "A novel," he aaya, "is published in aerial form W a syndicate ef eight or tenofbdu newspapers, the iasass of wlSioh • • • have an av«rage drCulatkm of fifteen tboesand. The novel sbnaltaneonsly appears in' America .mbA': Aastralia. Thnigives at leaat tibree hundred thoua- and ouyera, but it is calwdatcd titi*toereadera oftbe ̂ p^hMrnowlhrtt the rSadsra of tfm vilarf̂ ediSusc tbe booh Rseir, nciof its traesliitlons. ̂ Otbarlitorarywork--anohto L«»adon lettears, laUe«r *colomns, artieiaa en fanninff and Urn like-~iaalao "distrib- etod* by fto predicate qrsimfie; end one lacfy iaLendon, who writes a ~ unm«eekly on fashions andanbieeta interest to ladies, m t̂oslivety foi inoomc, owing to thefiMl that attr ar̂ cle appoara coineidently in goodness knowe how many papess. Mnd^ef tbe London neite^^Miito " weekly newepapem is paid l̂si iM a*ery iosr rato se tow, inisei, thMt brick laying Is twkch more ressnnersiitei an less waters Me *ia the ewisa* an4have a goodemm^ct'on. Syndicates ale oocasienally formed at war times for toe a capable eoftewto4A«#-iMe«eal «i ^>erationa, but this» oi wse in the caas of whioh «re not able tonffsct tli expense of sending a ecttespondMA on their own accottnt T paign in Egypt aome nf the most bril- liantandgraphiesketobeenf tbe opcr> t̂ona wcre aent to a syndicate formed nnder tbese ciroamstanoss. +-Londo n Exohtmge. lijifr The preaervattonof meats and fruits for use oat of season shd at reihote pointa baa asaumed irmun tbe last few years greet proportion*. AU sort* of and medtode «» t̂t̂ oyed. pie thai they can harcUbr beeheapeneil, while eiders oossnme so much time and lahoc that tbe nae of ohemicals is ineettod wide mejit ' antfcm on 1^1. ProtK H. subieet a statoihis bcr of the. Americftn mnktm wyBe come into One of the * yedia effects carefully is its per- inP»^ ̂ of the Mm A ovwr, and arecsntnum- 'flltiS a ilbelsal- stoanach as it kid- those or- it b true said ale lie add six Xn bear iergsllon, one to me Tdd in veto fifteen twanty-five timytakefrom oftoe calls at- mothers orp<Mrter, with l̂ urt- tmnar aa tmUmto #ii ipi ^so aie thon- H&ith. " attipid. 3 in • t-a - men P«a»e«pon them ehd torn thern into sub t̂antul bless- »gs. But tbe stupid hMm, however them, snd leave th«a hanging behind the door, or treed them under foot, or frighten them away rudely. Youmuat be fery Mile with yonr chance. A dever follow has at it without a no- ment̂ B besitaiion and eeenree it But whs® he has it be handles it as tenderly as ttit wai arsate butterfly. There was ottoeayCangman who wia reaUyveiy gttted aî lhedallmannM' ofseientifio mvsntkms ill hisfia^ers'ends, snd all he wan«eiX;:M'«ii0itsf and infiuence to push them. So some Cne got him an mtn t̂octisn to* meat man, and every one said poor Mdaperfs fwrtone waa made. Bat it waaa't For the great mui, toongh he had the heart ef en eagle and 8m mind of a god, cboee to live in softly carpeted chambers, and liked loir vokee and much ccoitolQr. And Malapert behaved ao indecorously, tramping about film an elephant and shouting like a sea dog in a norm, that the great man thought he was aa im­ postor, snd politely showed him out Into the cold, end there he ia still. He had his chance in his very bend, and he lost it through hia want of tad. He is a wretched old man now, ao poofa, that he eats, bat never dinee; Yet he* might have set the Thames on he had only been olever. And he have been happy. For though „ and tal&t are often miserable ioomy, cleverness is always MsaCe it never blunders* never lythingto regret, never exiieets more ian it gela. It Is aeul̂ ne thing to be a genins and a fine thing to have gifts, but it is a blaased thing to be clever. For the clever man missus nothing, falls out with no one, enjoys Bib to the atmosV end, probably be- oaaae he ii successful, is also good.-- London Society. _ Baron! how is. ,p- î eie here in the bamker at Paria about 2,000, , end eeaiiit̂ manege, effort, to got more thaa 2* per cent per annnm cnil Ktow thai morning I re­ vived a letter from my sen in Hear York informing me that tiuare the beat acceptances are at li to 2 per oeat. a month. Is it not enough to enrage a man?* • . ~ "What Brag WR1 Scaur Time En- gU*fc Better' Wfafcs* latosflk who wmrimtAmMd nag Danou, asksAlfito gomOm ia Mi <isg>ff Tttanwods of vtetiSM of " asking "Whst ̂ rill seoar tt n» blood udtwisz ms hoslthr* Qoldee Madieil ^eo*«r wlliaoit ma panAaUte-Ods is stan»^«n&aRd»>w- •tosaa, \aseadtok aad loss at «|>petfts um this wottderMl vikliior, wkidt ne^r (Sik It fomea tho liver tats perfect sottaat atfvss oat sapsrilaoas Uk kiia*« the gtow of hsslth to ĵ ehc ̂KftdthsnatBrsI >psrkla to tiia eya, Tan fitat steps of love are found lathe admiring stares of the yoang oouple.--Bos­ ton Bulletin* ' Waav avsryttimg else fSOs, Dt gaga's Cstarrb Bamo ĵr cores. Ws confess to toe weakness of liking to hear nice things said of us.-.Richmond (Ky.) Climax. Society In India#'"' Society in Murree is like Indian so- oiety in general in all save the three pliadpal mM. The military element very mgU| predOTnfaates ana in env- torn wttrib of ttie etiquette of the first Anglo-Indian oinnmanities is still re- ttined. Engliah people in India have not yet intoodnced weekly at-home daya; bnt here ̂ aa in toe plaina, the strietly tsdiionable calling time is be­ tween twelve and two every day exeept Sunday--a relie, it is said, of the paat, When our graiKlmothera and grand- falhcraconttdered four o'clock tbe atate dinner hour. At twelve punctually, therefore, eech day the firing of the gen which net* the true time for the rtition reminda people toat they muat be either atartmg to pay oalla or pre­ paring to receive them. Duly at that 'tome ladiee aally forth on their formal -dhtieî regardlsss of th# power of a fnll tropical ann and the probable ctoMju^eraiin thehillB, of an attack of aithetroke. These who «• of home­ ly d&pcsiifone will ask their friends to ennw and see tfcear in the afternoon; bait that haa ita drawbaeka, as tennis parties and other gayetiaa cauae almost tbe whole station to be "not at home" after half-past four or five o'clook. The calling houra are, however, not the only alteration in home customs which a new oomer has to observe, if sho wonld escape social ostracism, for En­ glish etiquette is, in some respects, en­ tirely reversed. The last srrival, for instance, bas to call upon all the other tiaitora in the atation, nnleea she bap- P«» to be a bride, and in that case, ehe calls nowhere until others have ̂ honored her. Other customs, again, of very recent introduction, such aa/ the practice of every lady ooming ^6 an hotel making a formal call upon every other lady in the aame hotel, arc noteworthy, not only for their local peculiarity, bat as typifying tbe ex­ treme formalities of Anglo-lndiaa so­ ciety;--London Queen. l» owwna PoSiUty, OoManrotton. sod vssUbs in ohlHtNL Scott's Xmalitao 6pPars Coduvsr oSTwiS Hypo- phe^phttsate a oiost vslasbt* food aaiaMdi- siaa It cwatss aa sppstos far toad, sttaagth- Mtaycang man wlMn^ |̂iloiaaB at toaas gsva up aspa fiaaea ha began aste toa Emulsion his coach toa esasit gslasd toab and stNajrtti, sal tramaW aL. life will bo prolonged nMMtf years."--Jora BCXXIVAH, Hospital StsWsid, JKkpiaas, fa. How TO be hsppy, though married--try aad gat on wUhoat the hbed girt--Syra­ cuse Herald. :Vkmw Cosurlie sad Thrsat Binem* aas BSOWH'S BaovoHUL Taocasa-- kva nsver obsnnd ny mind rospeatfng exospt 1 think bstsr of thatwhiahl began (hiaking well ot"--#**. Henry Ward Jaeecher. (tola only ia bow, It is a notiosable fact that the more the aheek the less the bloom. SoDwwIsOmSlskt, OaDtnmUri 1887, ttee Baiting toa Boutab CL, & &Q. B, R,, imtttUKl a fast train servios as follows: Past oxprsss tram kuowa "lbs Borlingtoa's NaatMr Oao" leaves thus making tfas run from Chisago to Dsavsr in thirty-foar hoars. This train arrives st Omaha at ft a m., making tha rta to Omaha * * Co: . Chioaga neetion made to and fromat Loais with in ssvuktesn hoars, train from Denver to nrraapoadiag fast Direct oon ' One Hundred Glasses aDey /̂̂ "Beer wegon drivers cat less and drink more than any clasa of people living." ThC apeaker was a big brewer and knew what he was talking about "Yes," he oontinued, "the wagon dri­ vers drink beer so frequently and so continuously that they are almost con­ stantly in a drowsy condition. They drink mechanically, whether they want it or not, and I never knew one to re­ fuse an invitation to have more. They seem to think it is their duty to swill all the beer they can pat down. They get into the habit at the brewery. Every brewery has what is oalled a tap-room, which is nothing more nor leaa than a free bar. Beer is always on tap there, and the employes have free aooess to it, with the privilege of themselves whenever they please. Whenever a brewery man goes to the tap-room for beer he never drinks fewer than two glasses. These are turned off in the twinkling of an eya The men drink so much that they loae their natural inclination to eat like other people. They seldom eat a hearty meal, a bite now and again be­ tween drinks being sufficient to appease the appetite. There are few brewery- men wpo d r ink l e s s than 100 g lasses of ! beer a day, and I know of aome who | never go to bed without taking in that number, and twenty-five more."-- Philadelphia Bulletin. THOUGH reading and conversation may furnish us wiut many ideas of men and things, yet it is our own meditation must form our judgment. TROTH is as impossible to be soiled by- any outward touch as a sunbeam. A Pleasure Shared by Women Oaly. Malberbe, the (iftsd ytaoob aatfaor, de­ clared tfc*t of all things that man women aloDatakeeloasoN in Mag seems geoecally true of tbe s< ^beingW|>moga*iy, oaght she not to tw told that Dr. HaMsAi X^oiA Prjeeripttoa id!!? ̂ ww^SrtrsssingjBate^es ttS »Ue hw- tioa, ptotofsasaad WniTr»it Wjtliilii As aaervtaaituawf airwoaw artnCsthn, proa- tratiaMbhOitr. relieves SMSMrt anxiety and bypedhsedrî aadjwomotmŝ toeliing sleep. ' MAatasMahssgMhitoapeekof tnm- *" * * a bushel. * toese trains, and at Denver with the fast train of the IX & H. <3. B. B. for 8an Franeisoo and Paaiio tout potato Buperb eqnlpment on "The Barling ton's Num­ ber One.* consisting of sleeping ears aad eoaehea froai Ohiesgo to Omaha aad <%lesge to Dnv ̂withoni ohsnga. Meals swTfdan ronte^on the tmum* Borlingtea roate ^ains ears as far wsst as the Missouri ltiver. Omaha pasaeagem Will he allows! to remain tu their steeping ear until breakfast tima. Bee that yoar ticket nods via flmC, & ft It can be obtained of any eenpon ticket agent of its owa or connecting lines, or by address- inpr PaOTi MoBTOJf, Qen'l Passenger and Tick­ et Agent GhCep Vanning Lands South. It !s a noognicod fact that the cheapest farming lands in America to-day are in the South, and man of much or moderate means, looking for real estate investments, or neraiaaeat homes, ahould not foil to Viau the following points, where ao mtnv Northern people are ncr settling, viz: Jackeon, Tennessee; Aberdeen and Jnck- son, Mississippi; Hammond, Crowley, Jennings, Welsh and Lake Charles, Lou­ isiana. Hound Trip Toarist tickets, lim­ ited to Juno 1st, 1888, with stop-over priv­ ileges south of Cairo, Illinois, are on ssle to New Orleans, Jennings and Lake Charles. For rates apply to nearest ticket Bent, and be sure yoar tickets iesd via the inois Central Bailroad from Chicago or 8t. Louis. For pamphlet entitled "South­ ern Home Seekers (ioide," and circulate concerning tha above named pointa, ad­ dress tha undersigned, at Mancheater, Iowa. .:'J. V. Mbbby, Gen. West. Pass. Agt. A Popular Tbaronihhn, lbs Whoonsin Csntral Line, although. a comparatively new Jsetor ia the railroad sya- teass of the Morthwes^ has acquired an envi­ able popnlarity. Through oarefal attention to details, its service is aa near perfection aa might be looked for, Tha train attendants seem to regard their trusts as individual property audaa a reealt the pablio ia aerred par-oxoelleooa The road now rune solid through fsst trains between Chioago, Milwau- keo, at Paul and Minneapolis with Pnlhnan's best and unequalled dining ears; it also runs through, solid sieepors between Chicago, Ash­ land, Dalnth and the famoas mining regions Of Northern Wisconsin and Michigan. Itching Piles, flymptoms--Moisture; in tease itahing and Stinging; most at night; worss by eoratehing. If allowed to oontinne tnmors form, which often bleed and nloerate, becoming very eora. 8Wayne's Ointment stops the itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and in many cases removes the tumor*. It ts equally etteaeiona in curing all Skin Diseases. Dr. Ssmtft Bon, Proprietors, Philadelphia Hwayne'a Ointment oaa be obtained of druggisto or tar w l̂l • * aw.ran rr :«EMTiovtms: Catarrh Cored. after years of suffsrhig from e disease, Catarrh, and vainly that loai trying nvery known remedy, at fist fooad a prescription whioh ooowlstshr cored and aaved him from death. Any saflterer fr<MM MS dreadful disease sendiag a rrtf ililrsassil damped envelope toPr .̂ X A Z«wrsaee,gi8 East Ninth straat, New YoA, will raasiva ttia recipe free of charge. -. ̂ CoaswapMsa »is«(| Curt lb tbe Editor:-Please tntecaa yoas saaSsm that 1 have a positive masly fee ma ahovs named disease. 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