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The McHenry Plaindealer Published by F. a SCHREINER. McHENRY, ILLINOIS With Jimawinger coats vests are cat low to show ehirt studs. How long will the aviators stick to their agreement not to indulge In feckless flying? Amerlfca has 26 licensed aviators, and the 26 have formed k trust In order to prolong their own lives. More ink than blood was shed over the now famous battle of London, in which two men stood off 200. In the matter of safety we do not 8®o that the submarines have much ad- •antage over the flying machines. MS CHURCH IB HLO B m President and Wife Contribute Liberally to the Fund of Ail Souls Unitarian. EDIFICE TO COST $300,000 The Cleveland man who sued for "time lost in answering mistaken tele­ phone calls" must have further time to iose. New York has a musical comedy which is said to be not comic. There jBre others, some of which are not mu- teical, either. It ts no crime to steal umbrellas on rainy days in New Jersey. And now will not those who are addicted to the habit please go there? Vienna's birth rate has fallen enor­ mously. Evidently the stork does not love the apartment houses in which so many Vienna families live. A navy officer has Invented a pistol for shooting flies. It ought to make popular a new summer sport, for the game will never be lacking. Africa led all the rest of the world In gold production last year. The Af­ rican output was $176,000,000, or near­ ly double that of the United States. Russia proposes to build a $75,000,- 000 fleet of battleships for the Black Sea. They will be perfectly safe there If the Russian sailors can keep them afloat. The thugs who beat policeman, took his revolver away from hlna and left him lying unconscious In the street should be chidden for violating the golden rule. "Medical records show," says a nerve specialist, "that persons who are not loquacious have always been remarked for their good health." Let him ex­ plain that to his wife. We are Inclined to he skeptical about that Alaska fire which destroyed half a town with the mercury 60 de­ grees below. Wouldn't the flame# freeze in weather like that? Talk about your western corn har­ vests. Capt. Drake of Marlborough county, South Carolina, holds the world's record of 254 and a fraction bushels of the grain to the acre. More than half the members of the senior class at Wellesley college are reported to be engaged to be married. The comments of the girls at Smith and Vassar ought to be interesting. If auto owners were more careful as to the kind of men they employ as chauffeurs possibly there would be fewer joy rides. Sometimes, however, the owner sets the chauffeur a bad ex­ ample. If things keep on going as they have been it may be necessary to substitute the letter "r" for "h" in the last word of the usual notice on the theater pro­ grams: "Ladies will please remove their hats." In New York they are going to demonstrate how a child can be clothed adequately for $7 a year. Even tie uwuer of a fashionable nat build­ ing should admit that a good child is worth as much as that. Twelve women jurors in San Fran­ cisco agreed so promptly that they pronounced for a divorce without awaiting the judge's charge, but the lady jurors will learn in time to wrangle over verdicts just like men. It is saddening, however, to note that the dear "Old Philadelphia Lady" who has been trying for more than eleven years to find out, through the columns of the New York Herald's Paris edition, "how to figure the tem­ perature from Centigrade to Fahren­ heit, and vice versa," has not yet suc­ ceeded. Maine has been one of the great sources of the eastern seaboard's ice supply, but even Maine, where the ice crop seldom fails, is ceasing to de­ pend upon the weather. Artificial ice has been made for some time at the plant of the Maine insane hospital In Augusta and now a large ice manufac­ turing plant is to be established in Lewiston. A man in Missouri haB just died .Who in a married life of 69 years never quarreled with his wife nor told her a lie. The great majority of husbands will refuse to believe in such super­ human virtue, particularly as to the last detail. Members of Lower House Know Lord's Prayer--Plans for Making Their Hall Smaller--Official Report­ ers' Troubles in New Congress. By GEORGE CLINTON. Washington.--The members of All Souls Unitarian church, which is at­ tended by President Taft, intend to build a new home for the congrega­ tion. The church structure which has been planned will cost probably $300,000 and it is said that Presi­ dent and Mrs. Taft have made a large contribution toward the purchase of the new site. All Souls church had a large mom- borship and was in a prosperous con­ dition before Mr. Taft, as president, joined the congregation. Of course his presence every Sunday in a pew in the church brings many strangers to the service, and it is a hard matter to find seats for all who come because the church was practically filled with its own worshippers before it had a chief executive for a member. House Knew the Lord's Prayer. A story recently was printed in Washington, and of course elsewhere in the country, to the effect that the chaplain of the Kansas state senate found that only eight senators in that body knew the Lord's prayer ver­ batim. Due allowance must be made for understatement or overstatement, whichever it was in this case, but the story had its Washington Interest nevertheless Representatives in congress recall­ ed the time when a substitute chap­ lain was taking the place of the regu­ lar chaplain, Dr. Couden, who was ill. It happened that the substitute clergy­ man was there on a day of two ses­ sions, for an extra session had been called and there was an opening prayer for the last ' session of one congress and an opening prayer for the first session of the new. This state of affairs was unknown to the visiting clergyman who ap­ parently had prepared his prayer thinking he was to offer only one. When he was called upon to offer the second he was taken by surprise and could hardly collect his thoughts. The result was that after hesitating a moment he started directly Into the lord's prayer, asking the representa­ tives to join with him. As far as could be determined from the press gallery, all the men In the house were letter perfect in the petition, and they joined audibly in the prayer and with fervor, the chaplain leading It may be that some state senators do not know the Lord's prayer, but there are at least one hundred and twenty-five members of the present house of rep­ resentatives who were members of the house when it showed that it knew the prayer of prayers verbatim. Chamber of House to Be Smaller. If President Taft does not call an extra session to meet in March, the hall of the house of repre­ sentatives will be remodeled, the work to begin as soon as the present session of congress adjourns. Elliott Woods, superintendent of the capitol, has the plans all made and has his force of workmen ready to go ahead with the work of dismantling the present chamber. The chamber of meeting proper will be made much smaller. The cloak rooms and lounging rooms for the members, which are in the rear of the preseut hail under the galleries, will be very much enlarged, while the house itself will be contracted In di­ mensions. The desks will be taken out and the members will be provided with straight-backed chairs with a lit­ tle swinging arrangement in front of them upon which they can write let­ ters. These "desks" when they are not in use can be folded up and stow­ ed away out of sight. Speakers Cannot Be Heard Well. The change in the house arrange­ ments is made necessary by the fact that now it Is very difficult for mem­ bers to hear the speeches which are being maife, especially if the member speaking has not a carrying voice. It happens frequently when representa­ tives are interested In something which one of their colleagues' is say­ ing they leave their seats and crowd about him, thus creating considerable confusion which interferes with the work of the house debate reporters, and with the speaker, who finds it ditlicult to keep track of things in the confusion and crowding. Andrew C. Welch, who was a senior member of the corps of official report­ ers of debates of the house of repre­ sentatives, died a day or two ago after Invention of Importance. A Russian electrician has invented an insulating material made from milk curds. Theater-Going New Yorkers. New York city has nightly more theater attendants than any other city in the world. Forty-five of the Brazilian sailors who mutinied have died from various causes since their surrender. Twenty- j Six succumbed to sunstroke while en- 1 gaged in compulsory .government work. This form of capital punish­ ment is effective, if unofficial. That millionaire who has offered a large sum for the discovery of the grave of Eve may be credited with Showing proper respect for a remote ancestress, and the display is not going to cost him a cent. Now surgery Is hailed as first aid in transforming criminals into good citl •ens, and the knife Is the real moral uplifter. All evil tendencies will be removed by a surgical operation and the millennium will ccpne, but not un­ til the doctors have all become multi- millionaires. Malayan Tree Dwellers. Human tree dwellers are not yet extinct. A Malayan newspaper de­ scribes an Interesting discovery made in Bouth Canara. The Kudiyas, living near Managalore, include, it appears, a clan who have become tree dwellers by necessity. They live in huts amid palms and other tall trees in order to protect themselves against attacks of elephants and other wild beasts of the jungle. Their clothing consists of the bark of certain kinds of jungle trees and they subsist on yams and i meat. They are dark skinned and noted for their fine physique, the wom­ en being even more muscular than the men, and one of their chief occu­ pations is honey gathering, a very dan­ gerous employment, since the bees of j Canara build their honeycombs on \ the treetops, often as much as 120 feet high. an Illness of only five days. Mr. Welch was sixty-six years old and for more than a quarter of a century he had been reporting the debates In the house of representatives. There are seven or eight men who take stenographic reports of the con­ gressional proceedings and they a*'e all experts, as they must be, for thejr work is not only exacting but it hf.s to stand the scrutiny, when In print, of every member of the house of re>>- resentative*. The latter are quick to detect errors and never let a mistake pass uncorrected provided it can be construed as changing in the least the meaning of what was said. When Reporters Have Trouble. These reporters of debates have trouble of their own when a new con­ gress assembles. When Jhe first ses­ sion begins these men must go on the Uoor and be able to put down in their books instantly the name of any man who interjects a question or u i-omRrk wniie another member is speaking. There will be over a hundred new members to appear on the first day of the session and let it be supposed that an old member is making a speech. Suddenly a man in a far cor­ ner, an absolute stranger to the hall, arises to ask a question. It is pos­ sible that the reporter of debates never has seen this man before, but he must get Into his note book some­ thing which will enable him to iden­ tify the interruptei so that he can write his name in when the time for transcribing the notes comes. Identification of the new member by means of stenographic notes is made j in one way, a most natural way, but one which has its Interest. For in­ stance, It is nothing unusual to find in a stenographic note book containing the proceedings of the early days of a new congress ad entry like this: "Lank, red-whiskered chap, northeast corner, interrupts." It is perhaps needless to say when the Congression­ al Record appears the next day the lank, red-whiskered chap appears as Representative Smith or Representa­ tive Jones or Representative some­ body else, whatever his name is. At any rate, he appears in the Record in proper form and his beard or his lack of beard or his bald head or the fact that he has a scar on his face is not in evidence. Argument Against Extra Session. It virtually can be taken for granted that President Taft will not let his mind definitely be known upon the subject of an extra ses slon of congress until he finds out whether either one of his two favorite legislative recommendations is to be given the force of the law--the tariff commission, and reciprocity with Canada. While the matter is In doubt there are several hundreds of employees of the house and senate who are on the anxious seat. If the president con­ venes congress in extra session in March nearly all the capitol employees who have received positions by direct "Republican appointment" will be sep­ arated from the service and Demo­ crats will take their places. If there is no extra session these employees will hold office practically without do­ ing any work at all until next Decem­ ber, when the regular session begins and they will be ousted in due course and their places taken by Democrats. It Is usual for clerks appointed be­ cause they happen to be members of a certain political party to hold office for two years; that is, from the begin­ ning of one congress until the time that the next congress gets together. If there is an extra session the Demo­ cratic employees will begin their work in March and In all human prob­ ability will hold over until two yearB from next December, thereby giving them two and one-half years' pay and cutting the Republican clerks and messengers out of their emoluments for the months lying between March and December. It may seem a little bit curious, but It is a fact that President Taft has been urged not to call an extra ses­ sion on the ground that he will de­ prive a number of house employees of pay which they fully expected to re- C6iV6. Signal Corps Sent to Border. Orders were issued from the war department a day or two ago sending one hundred members of the signal corps of the army from middle west­ ern posts to the Mexican border where their services may he needed in con­ nection with the troops of other arms of the service in preserving neutral­ ity. The signal corps of the army is a very small body and yet it does an enormous amount of work. It has just completed a great military tele­ graph system in Alaska, in addition to laying a cable from Seattle, Wash., to the chief seaport of the great north­ west territory. This cable and land telegraph line several thousands of miles In length was laid entirely by the signal corps men in the face of a good many hardships and dangers. MARTYRED PRESIDENT'S BIRTH- DAY CELEBRATED AT SPRING., Pi ELD, ILL. CHIEF EXECUTIVE PRESENT Taft Briefly Addresses Joint 8esslon of Legislature and Is Principal Speaker at Elaborate Bannu#t Held !n Chamber of Commerce. Springfield, 111.--President Taft was the honored guest of Illinois at the celebration of the 102nd anniversary of the birth of Abraham Lincoln and the 50th anniversary of the depar­ ture of the great emancipator from Springfield for the White House in Washington. There were many other distinguished guests from many sec­ tions of the country. The city hall, the arches on the pub­ lic square, the interior of the capitol building and many residences are handsomely decorated (ind business has been practically suspended during the day President Taft and his party ar­ rived early in the afternoon, having been brought in Congressman McKin- ley's private car on the interurban from Decatur, where they were met by Representative Israel Dudgeon of Morris, chairman of the joint legisla­ tive committee in charge of the pro­ gram. As soon as Mr. Taft alighted from the car the parade was formed with Maj.-Gen. Edward C. Young of Chicago as grand marshal and Adj.- Gen. F. S. Dickson as his chief of staff. The First regiment, from Chicago, acted as an escort to the president and that regiment's ban& supplied the military music, turning out eighty- flve strong. The parade moved down Capitol avenue to the state house, as the presidential salute of twel^-one guns was being fired. Arriving at the capitol, the soldiers were drawn up in two lines and the president entered the building and was received by the two houses of the legislature in special joint session. To the lawmakers he made his first ad­ dress of the day, speaking briefly but spiritedly. Mr. Taft and the other visitors were then escorted to the old Lincoln home at Eighth and Jackson streets. The house Is preserved by the state just as It was during the civil war period, and is visited an­ nually by thousands. From the home the visitors were taken to Oak Ridge cemetery, where the martyred president's remains rest beneath the new monumnt. Mr. Taft and the other guestB entered the me­ morial chapel in the monument hnd reverently viewed the priceless Lin-' coin relics preserved there. These in­ clude much of Lincoln's correspond­ ence and the famous qutobiography which he wrote on one sheet of paper. The party also viewed the empty sar­ cophagus in which Lincoln's body lay for many years. From the cemetery the presidential party was escorted in automobiles to the executive mansion where Gover­ nor and Mrs. Deneen held a public reception. The culmination of the day's events was the great banquet in the arsenal in the evening under the auspices of the Lincoln Centennial association and the Springfield chamber of com­ merce. FIND 216 TRUE BILLS DANVILLE GRAND JURY MAKE# PRELIMINARY REPORT. PACT IS PRESIDENT'S AIM | Long-Lived Jewish Family. I There is a unique Jewish family in 1 Copenhagen, consisting of five genera- i tions--great-great-grandmother, great- j grandmother, grandmother, mother j and daughter. ThiB has been produced by a series of early marriages, the eld­ est child of which has been a daugh­ ter in each case. The eldest living In the chain, Mrs. Levysohn, Is only in her eight-flrst year. She has five children. Her daughter may claim to be Europe's youngest great-grandmoth­ er, as she Is still a long way off the three-score mark. Her eldest daugh­ ter, the wife of a large paper mer­ chant, is a young and charming grand mother. Her eldest daughter, also a merchant's wife, and the mother of the fifth generation, is barely 18. Her child is a healthy little girl who still has an opportunity of beating the record. An Embryo Humorist. Willie--May I go and play now, ma? Mother--What, with those holes In your trousers? Willie--No, with the boy next doer. Reoiproolty Will Benefit the Farmer, Manufacturer and Middle Man, Taft Declares. Columbus, O.--In an address at the National Corn exposition here Friday. President Taft declared that reciproc­ ity with Canada will benefit the entire United States--the farmer, luiuiulac- turer, railroad company, middleman and the warehouseman. While his speech was devoted es­ pecially to showing that the farmer had nothing to fear, but much to gain, he attempted to prove also that all the other Interests of the country would be benefited. "We have with pioneer energy pushed on to the Pacific," the presi­ dent Bald, "and taken up all the good land. We are spending millions to reclaim the arid and semi-arid lands of the great western desert. Should we not by taking down a useless and unnecessary tariff wall bring within our agricultural resources the great plains of the northwest when they can bring to us what we need, and that without hurting any of our own peo­ ple?" "Canada Is our neighbor on the north. Her soil Is like ours. Her climate is temperate, like ours, ex­ cept that her growing seasons are shorter and cannot raise corn In great quantities. It Is difficult to see in what respect her farmers have any advantage over our own except a virgin soil In the far north­ west Cfty Attorney and Greek Merchant ' Indicted for Perjury in Conneo- - I tlon With Vote 8elling. !. •/-* . >*"-5 iDanville, 111.. -- The Vermilion cdunty grand Jury made its first report to the court in the vote fraud investigation and handed up in­ dictments 'against City - Attorney Frank W. Jones and Peter Sanlchas, a Greek merchant, charging ilierw with perjury. Bench warrants were at once issued. The jury made a report of 216 Indict- ments. More than 100 for vote selling were withheld. By its preliminary report the Jury swept the docket clear of routine cases, clearing the decks for the fight against corrupt politics which will burst with full force next week. The indictments against Jones and Sanichas are based on the direct ques­ tion: "Did you buy Srny votes In any eleo- tlon In Vermilion county within the last eighteen months?" Both men answered "no" to this question. The grand jury already had evidence tending to Incriminate the indicted men and true bills were voted almost, without argument. Hardy H. Whitlock, former county treasurer, charged with the embezzle­ ment of $37,000, was indicted by the grand Jury on 214 counts. Sheriff John T. Shephard has gone to De­ troit to arrest Whitlock, who was his opponent at the last election for the office of sheriff. PLOT TO RUIN COTTON CROP Governor^Elect Smith of Georgia Ex­ poses Scheme to Infect Fields With Boll Weevil. Atlanta, Ga.--Governor-elect Hoke Smith Saturday gave out a statement exposing a plot of New York specula­ tors to infect the cotton fields of Georgia and South Carolina with the dreadful boll weevil In order to be able to make a fortune in the market next season by reducing the crop and rais­ ing the price of Dixie's staple. The first Information came in a let­ ter tn Mr. Smith from a man, whose name he refuses to give, but in whom he places entire confidence. At Mr. Smith's request the writer came here from New York for a personal visit with the governor-elect. Convinced by the evidence offered by this informant, Governor-elect Smith has given prompt warning to the farmers and the plant­ ers of the south that two plotters have in their possession at least 1,000,000 live boll weevils, and are waiting their opportunity to scatter these disastrous Insects over Georgia and South Caro­ lina. JAMES BOYS' MOTHER DIES Mrs. Samuels, Who Defended Bandit 8oti8, Passes Away Suddenly on Train. Oklahoma City, Okla. -- Mrs. Zerel- day Samuels, mother of the one­ time notorious bandits, Jesse and Frank James, whom she kept from be­ ing captured by her wit and courage for 20 years, died in a Pullman state­ room on a San Francisco train near this city. She succumbed to heart dis­ ease at the age of eighty-six. With her was Mrs. Frank James. They were en route from Fletcher, Okla., the present home of Frank James, to Excelsior, Mo., eight miles from the old James homestead in Clay county, which was once the most noted stronghold of outlawry on the border. Forty years ago, during an attack on the James home by detectives, a bomb was thrown Into the house and tore away Mrs. Samuel's right arm. Mrs. Samuels was of gigantic stature. 200,000 MINERS MAY STRIKE Split In Ohio District Conference Threatens to Spread to Other States. Canton, Ohio. -- More than two hundred thousand mlness in east­ ern Ohio, western Pennsylvania and parts of West Virginia may be called out on a sympathetic strike as a re­ sult of the failure of the miners and operators of subdlstrict five of district six to reach an agreement on wage differences here. President Lewis of the miners an­ nounced In the conference that the in­ ternational executive board had ruled that unless the operators of this sub- district agreed to the miners' demands a general strike could be declared in all of the mines In which these same operators hold interests. Chinese Appeals to Taft. New York.--The only Chinese vet­ eran of the Civil war has written to President Taft for assistance in ef­ forts to regain his citizenship. He is John Ah Hang, proprietor of a little cigar store in New York's Chinatown. "Jim Crow" Law Held Constitutional. St. IjouIs.--The United States cir­ cuit court of appeals Friday decided that Oklahoma's "Jim Crow" law Is constitutional, holding that the law Is not a violation of the fourteenth amendment of the constitution. "Its got so that a strictly honest man stands hardly any show in this country." 1 Ob, you're always basing your con­ clusions on hearsay evidence." Mother of 8teele Mackaye Dies. Ijoa Angeles, Cal.--Within four months of her centenary, Mrs. Rebec-, ca Spring, mother of Steele Mackaye, the dramatist, and friend of most of the literary celebrities of mid-Vlc- torlan days, passed away at her home here Thursday. Vote Favors Larger Membership.. Washington.--A test standing vote taken in the house Thursday resulted in a victory for the advocates for a membership of 481 under the new pMunm, by 158 to 116, Seventeen Hurt in Motor Crash. Peoria, 111.--Seventeen residents of Pekin, Peoria, Eureka and Blooming- ton were Injured Monday night when two passenger motor cars on the Peoria electric terminal railway col­ lided on an open switch at South Bortonville. Robber Captured by a Woman. Denver, Col.--After he had shot a patron of the White Hoase cafe, whom he mistook for the cashier, a robber was disarmed Saturday by two women and held by them until the arrival of the police. The robber gave hla name as Louis Wilson. Ice Breaks; Two, Aged 8even, Drown. Elkhart, Ind.--Russell Johnson and Wallace Holler, both aged seven, were drowned Saturday in Elkhart river when the Ice gave way. The bodies were not recovered. Child Dies; Father Sues Teacher. Waterloo, la.--A civil suit asking $2,000 damages was filed here Friday against J. L. Breniser, a school teach­ er, by A. E. Canfleld, who charges that his twelve-year-old son, Samuel, died as a result of a severe whipping administered by the instructor. Arrest In Los Angeles Dynamite Case. Knoxville, Tenn--The police ar­ rested a man Friday whom they be­ lieve la M. A. Schmidt, wanted on the charge of complicity In wrecking the Los Angeles Times building. "TTT WISE GIRL* ^•yauL'j "I suppose your sister Is busily pre- paring for hsr wedding?" "Yes, she Is up in her room now de­ stroying all her old letters." CURED HER BABY OF ECZEMA "I can't tell In words how happy the word 'Cutlcura' sounds to me, for It cured my baby of Itching, torturing eczema. It first came when she was bstween tlii'66 and four weeks old, appearing on her head. I used every­ thing Imaginable and had one doc­ tor's bill after another, but nothing cured It. Then the eczema broke out so badly behind her ear that I really thought her ear would come off. For months I doctored It but to no avail. Then It began at her nose qnd her eyes were nothing but sores. I had to keep her In a dark room for two weeks. The doctor did no good, so I stopped him coming. "For about two weeks I had used Cutlcura Soap for her every day, then I got a box of Cutlcura Ointment and began to use that. In a week there was a marked improvement. In all I used two cakes of Cutlcura Soap and one box of Cutlcura Ointment and my baby was cured of the sores. This was last November; now her hair Is growing out nicely and she has not a scar on her. I can not praise Cutl­ cura enough, I can take my child any­ where and people are amazed to see her without a sore. From the time she was four weeks old until she was three yearB she was never without the terrible eruption, but now, thanks to Cutlcura, I have a well child." (Sign­ ed) Mrs. H. E. Householder, 2004 Wll- helm St., Baltimore, Md., May 10,1910. Perhaps Mohammed went to the mountain because it was cheaper than •pending his vacation at the seashore. Qreit Home Eye Remedy, for all diseases of the eve, quick relief from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Reforms come slowly because we all would rather wield the ax than bear the knife. Many people have receding gums. Rub H&mlins Wizard Oil on gums and stop the decay; chase the disease germs with a mouth wash of a few drops to a spoonful of water. Let us make the best of our friends while we have them, for how long we shall keep them is uncertain.--Seneca. Constipation causes many serious dis­ eases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative three for cathartic. 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Government returns fcliolf the number at settlers Western Canada from the Ij. 8. w»« OO per cent larger Ln 1910 t!i»u the vrevloujear. " Main' farmers hare paid for thVlr land out of tlie proctcpds of one <roi». Free Homesteaos of 160 acres and pro-nniptlone of J (to fu.rt-8 at 88.00 an aere. Fiu«» climate, good, school#, low freight rates; wood, wit­ ter anil hvffibe? easily ob­ tained. For pamphlnt "I*Kt Ro*t Wnpt," particularsas to suitable locution and low settler*' rate, apply to Snpt, <>f ImmliretSoni Ottawa, Can., or to Canadian Gov't Agent. C. J. Brought!.^ jslB MenhBBMjb. it T. VHfi.tVUHgV! *7. K. DweH) ou Traction TeraUal Bldg., iBdlMiapoU&t St. ,inwwkM,Wta, i&?TworoRas« 9ul &>aAy COLLARS Similar Lmii Um ̂ uamty Am Tmk. But lOCcar Every man has trouble I n adjusting hla uoiess lie wears baif) Easy 'Mims which all have the Slip Easy Tab shown above. They come in all styles. Once use Slip Easy Collars you will never wear any other kind. 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Many sensitively modest women write fully to Dr. Pierce what they would shrink from tolling to their local physician. The loeal physician Is pretty sure to say that be cannot do anything without "an examination." Dr. Pierce holds that distasteful examinations are generally need* and that no woman, except In rare cases, should sabout to Dr. Pievoe's treatment will euro yon right in tfce privacy of your own home. His " Favorite Prescription" ass cured hundreds of thousands, some of then the worst of eases. iy medicine oi lis emu uim is tne p. :duct of a regularly graduated physician. The only one good enough that its makers dare to print its every Ingredient on its outside wrapper. There's no secrecy. It will bear examina­ tion. No alcohol and no habit-forming drugs are found in it. Some unscrup­ ulous medicine dealers may offer you a substitute. Doa't take it. Don't trifle with your health. Write to World's Dispensary Medical Association, Dr. R. V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y.t--take the advice reoeived and be well. A Country School for Girls in New York City Bm»t Featarms of Country and City Life Out-of-door Sports on School Park of 35 acres near the Hudson River. Full Academic Course from Primary Class to Graduation. Upper Class for Advanced Special Students, Music and Art Certificate admits to College. School Coach Meets Day Pupils. Miss Bangs and Miss Wfctton, Riverdale Ave, near 252d St., West