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QABBY (JERTIE 0) f$S$$ ,.%V: :,i;. »•'" ••How dlWcolt you find !t to rales the T«nt d*p*nds on 'whether-yew, sre tht landlord or ths tsnant." j- *V-\* --_ 7--------v\ ;, ' ;It'g shocking, ••wha.^slaister ffl«ntof ' liave .put'-: iP'.""#'8.' i9 »t „ 'WO . M d* ' • * - * ' ' - ' * i 8 v.f Generally, tta pe^pJe ^ho know you •'-'feett never thlnik of writing your biography. / •.. .... • 7 "Joy which we cannot than mth etfxrt it only hdlf enjoyed." JUNE 2S--Cu*ttr m«k« fatal last stand at Big Horn. 1176, --Earth paaaes through S comet'* tall, 1819. 27--Boston and New York joined by telegraph, 1S4&. lTWf 28--Long-llrad Victoria bo> fl£ comes British queen, lttJV 29--England impose* that hated tax on tea, 1767. 30--Blondtn crotses Kiagara r, Palls,oh tight-rope, 18S& JULY 1--Free letter carrier aer* ka started, 1865, KENT & COMPANY AH Kiada of INf URAHJCji Phwi with the Mit rettaM* ' Compankv OHM ii aari talk it ever "*1mm McHenry I «• Telephooe No. $00 Stoffel A Reihahspergar iferartMt aetata tor all cla^s-- off . pro|orty la tka beat WE8T MeHENKT - NOIS Charlie's Repair Skep Fornwrly Pint's Blacksmith Skop--Pearl St. Radiators Repaired, Bodies and Fenders Straightened Sign Painting Truck Lettering Acetylene Welding . CHARLES RIETESEL Downs Motor Express The Pioneer Line Operates dautly between McHenry ,and Chicago Phon^f Wabash | McHenry 7518'- ••"••tejg 256 A. P. JFreund Excavating Contractor framing, Hydraulic and Crane Service U . Road Building TeL 204-M McHenry, HL - S. H. F*eund & Son CONTRACTORS ~ A N D B U I L D E R S Pbone 127-R McHenry Our experience U at Tour Sendee in bnilding . Your Wants '•^ttmAT BAM BA*nva& Chick KoUin* and hie wife, Connie •r« entertainer* dovm IN A Panama emfe. John Bradley, president of th* American Broadcasting Company, tell* Connie if the it ever in Sev> York to him about an audition. Connie it ambition* for Chick, «o they come to New York and Count* manage* to get •h ONdilw* for her huebond. Be /au«, j but Connie urrite* tome good comedy for him and he become* an onnHflkl i eensation. He etcrt* to play OTMMI with a tociety girt, Murtel Bennett, which retult* in a terrible argument between Connie and Chick. Chick'* etar he* been going down due to hie drinking. But, deapite th* woming, he re* fuee* to »top. >(KOW OO OH WITH TBS 8TOMY Chick visited Bradley In his offlc* and broke the startling news, that . he was going to divorce Connie. Bradlex tried to placate him, but Kollins wouldn't listen. He left In a hurt, shouting that Bradley L"?ouldn't tell him what to do!" . Bradley got Connie on the phone '"It's very important. Connie. I'll he right up." . .In fifteen mlnufes, Bradley was tn i Connie's apartment; He explained what had happened' Connie was astoundedt. "Btt I've never dona anything against him. I've never thought of anything but Chick. I've tried to help him in hie work. I've done everything I could for him. He can't do this to me now." "You're RtiU in love with him, aren't you?" asked Bradley quietly. "T guess I must be." •"Then you'll be happier w|th him than without him. I don't knbw what's happened, but I'm sure that If you two could talk it over as friends y*u'd And It wasn't very serious." • . "Do you think soT* "As far as 1 can make out, it's hfil vanity that's been hurt, and that sort of thing always responds to krtendlineea, .It's just a question of 1 ried soon. I mean Connie. Rolling! and Mr. John Bradley. Give 'am aj hand, folks. Now, folks, In regard to, this, 1 got an Idea. You all know' who Mr. Bradley Is--the president i of the American Broadcasting Com»J pany. Now. here's my Idea. J>t's, make it a big wedding. Let's makaj It the\bigge8t wedding In history. Let's make it colossal!--" On And on rambled the drunxen voice. The studio door banged open and Connie and Bradley rushed in. Bradley yanked Rollins away from the mike with a vicious twist.' "That mike is dead. You're off the air. Chick!" "Huh?" . "You're, off the air permanently.'* "Welt Well--," Chick sneered, "what a prince you turned oat to be! First you steal my wife, and then you throw me out of my Job." Chick's voice rose. "Well, let me tell you something. You can't Are me. I got enough on you to take your Job away from you--If I wanted it. Smart* guy!" He hurst Into laughter. "And I ain't going to need yottr assistance, Mrs. Rollins, You think I can't get along without you, hah? Well, maybe can't, get along without me. You helped i me once, all right. And that's okay! with me, too." "What do; you asked Connie. vj/ ; "You know what I mean. You! got me that auditlott froln this guy, didn't you ?" Bradley started for Chick, his tints clenched. Connie stopped him, "No," she said. "This is my arfair." She turned to Chick. "Po you really think that?" "Certainly I do." « -- "And you believed it then?" ** "I wasn't asleep when you came liome that night. You left me at noontime and he broijght you back in his car at midnight. A buciness ,*Toa Jk^vo ickat I mean. Yo* got that audition from thil guy, didn't youf" : (Poeed bp Wallace Ford, Helen 7«oefoetree« and Victory J org.) who's willing to make the first advance." "All right--I'll try." said Connie, Just then, the door slammed open; "Chick!" Chick stood tn the doorway look' lag at Bradley and Connie.. "I wouldn't have come up here. I'm t the type that crashes in on I people when they're sitting around talking things over." Ho turned as the butler came in. "Set that the 'gnasts are comfortable, will you? And send my clothes over to the Hudson HoteL" He started out the agala « JBradtay «Ckiek!~ i) Connie Ih eld his %rm. "wntr: i never want to see Um _ "Yoa're right." Bradley mm •lowly. - Chick was due on the air the same night. It was ten minutes before his scheduled time to appear and he had felled to show up. , "Where's Rollins?" the anxious 'kienager Inquired of the announcer. ^Hasn't showed up yet." "What--again? He'll have mo in ipy grave yet." j "Why do they stand for It? Ho* rbody** .worth that much grief." | "It doesn't do any good to squawk. Bradley won't do a thing about it." 1 The door to the studio opened and Chick staggered in. dead drunk-- almost helpless. i "How'ya doln' boys? Is this ;where 1 broadcast? Or is K tomorrow night?'" { "Hey." said the manager anxiously, ["pull yourself together." [. "Aw. pull in your neck. Don't tell me what to do." ! "Come on over to my.office." the .manager pleaded. "You've got a ! lit lie time." "Can't do It. Can't take no rest." Chick's voice was thick. "Goin' oh the air in five minutes. Two minutes. I don't know. . .What time i* it?" " He started towards the microphone. "You can't „go on in this condition," the manager said, grabbing him. , -Chick shook- him*off, angrily. 1 "Gimme the script. I'll make the grade. Chick Rollins "can always make the grade, lie's a . trouperold Chick Rollins. The show m\ist go on. Hali9 'Aiiv'< that right • Th<* manager looked at the an- • "tiouncer.. -"Alt rlgliST L^t him try :: if' • 'i The ifJ H«ln flowed, and the anngaucviL- lit^iui -his'advertising.spiel.. "And no\sv^slio conchtded, "Tiete's Chi^k R'lllins, rttjnself Chick ' swayed rH front -Of the* ; j»ik'»\ not looking ; txjie script.'- He becan to talk ".'v- "How ya -jfloln', folk^ Uef^e start toniKht, I in fionn.ti Rive you little gossip. l!m'Bonnai give you a little gossip -I'm gonna Krt Winchell On you I just want tot make, this announcement.' so nobody .won '4hink I'm sore--becaus^ 1" never been a sorehead yet. "Anyhow," 1 folks," I wait you to know that a very sweet girl and a appointment, hah? Do you think I'm stupid?" "And you accepted the audition, believing as you did?" Chick sneered. "Why not?" Connie was crushed. She bent her head and turned away. "What a nerve you got--suspect* ing me, when all the time you're running around with this guy/" mIM Chick. "That's enough from you." snapped] Bradley. "Get out of hero or TU have you thrown out." "Oh. you're going to get tough, are you! Well. I think I'M stay on. Ill ho hagk leniMwr night for my broadcast." "Tou^Wt bo aflmrW In thof building." "That d4n't matter, /as long as! " you send mo my check. Unless you!* want me to sell a story of my life to one of the papers--with full de-1 - tails about how my marriage w busted up." I This was too much for Bradley, i He Tasked out at Chick and Rollins I hit the floor with a thump. Chick! picked himself up-alowty. .. "Okay. Bradley. I want to teltl. you one more thing. I'm getting my; divorce and naming yOu as the corespondent." He wanted uncertainty'^ from the room. Bradley turned to Connie. 'Tm> sorry you had to be let in for this." And I wu in love with him..." Connie turned and ran out. " Three days later, Connie returned to Panama. She never found out that Bradley paid Chick plenty to get the divorce for Incompatibility. She stood by the bar in her father'a cafe watching the steady flow of, people. Suddenly, her eyes widened --she started forward. Bradley was sitting at one of the tables! He stood as she approached the table. "Miss, RUey, I believe. I've been dying to meet you." "How did you know I was here?" Bradley shrugged. "Where else would you be--and to make sure I cabled Pop. I suppose you've heard the news." , Connie nodded. "I had to run1 away. I couldn't bear to think of; all the. trouble I'd got you in--| scandal and everything." "But there wasn't any scandal, ust good old incompatibility." "Yes," said Connie. "He did one decent thing, didn't he?"*£ Bradley smiled. "\Vould you'car# to dance?"' ' y-. ' I d l o v e t o . " ~ v. She floated aw^y in his arms^ "I ti l>ke to ask your opinion about something befoie I go back to New YOrk " Bradley's lips were close to Connie> ear "Co ahead," Connie said in a low tone , . "What would be the chances of a beginner marrying you--one In ten thousand?" ... ' A little better." Connie answered. "About ten thou«and-40 one." .THE END Proof of CitixeB«hi|> No papers besides birth ricord tare required to prove the citizenship " a person born in this country! Dividing and Uniting Mankind Is mere strongly awl the things which divide than of which unite It oiHrWeT m Ail Importan .^Question LEONARD A. BARRETJ r Ask yo&rself this question: If your should suddenly be deprived of alt your material possessions . and had no opportunity of earning a living, could you, by the use of a gun and ax/ procure sufllc 1 e n t food and shelter for yourself and those dependent upon you? If you were confronted with starvation, your answer would doubtless be "res," But, if there was another way out of the dilemma, your answer would doubtleM he "No.M ; This question if asked for the purpose of reminding ourselves that with the use at the ax and gun our forefathers laid the foundations of what we call our modern civilisation. With the ax, trees were cut down and homes ttere built. Many an old-fashioned barn was constructed without the use pf either nail or iron bolt. The furniture of the old cabinet maker which Is now considered an antique and is held at an extravagant price, was made with neither screw, bolt nor nail This question is further asked to remind ourselves that there Is sufficient food values in herbs and fruit to maintain physical life at a very high leveL The yearly produce of the soil, like grain, even if Cultivated by old-fashioned methods, Is sufficient for both man and beast The geologist informs ns that the supply of coal and oil and many of the othei* natural resources which we greatly need are practically inexhaustible. If the good earth produces sufficient for the maintenance -of the life of those who live upon It, by what right do&s one deliberately destroy that production? Of course, the answer is, to Stabilize prices. There is something wrong not with fiature but with our economic system when those in authority feel justified in killing unborn pigs, while masses of men, women and children are hungry. The question arises, is it good economics to regtilate the laws of production" In order to arrive at an artificial result? Is It common sense? Is there not some other .way out of the difficulty? Overproduction In the field of our natural resources may be due to the use of machinery. More mfty be produced by that method , than is necessary; but, what is tha^matter with the theory of the ax and'fenn? Why hot regulate production at its source and not by wholesale-^ destruction of what has already been produced. C by Western Ntwipaper Union. STAT* OF ILLINOIS, McHoiuy County, as. In th« Circuit Cpurt of County. 4 Oscnr Nelson, as Auditor of Public Accounts of the State of Illinois, ' vs. " Citizens State Bank of McHenry,' et al. In Chancery--Geo. No. 23920. To All the Creditors of the Citiziltt State Bank of McHenry, and All Persons Interested Therein--TAKE NOTICE: \ That Theodore Haitier, Receiver of the said 'Citizens State" Bank M McHenry; formerly the Fox River Valley State Bank, has filed in the office of the clerk of the Circuit Court of MScHenry County, Illinois, his final report as such Receiver, and that said re* -»rt will be, on for hearing before th» Circuit Court of McHenry County, Uinois, in toe court room occupied by the said court in the court house in the city of Woodstock, McHenry County, Illinois, at the hour of ten o'clock in -the forenoon (Central Standard Time) on Monday, the 25th day of June, A. D. 1934, at which time and place you may be present and file written objections to said, report, if you see fit so to do. Dated this 11th day of June, A. P. 1934. THEODORE HAMER, Receiver* COL Thurtday, mtm FOR QXBGK RBfULlB Wirt. Mr Carroll, Attorney ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE Estate of Ellen: Ensign, Deceased, The undersigned, having: been ap^ pointed Administrator of the Estate of Ellen Ensign, deceased, late of the County of McHenry and State of Illinois, hereby gives notice that he will appear before the County Court of McHenry County, at the Court House in Woodstock, on the 3rd day of September, A. D., 1934, at which time all persons having claimfe against said Estate are notified and requested to attend for the purpose of having the same adjusted. All persons indebted to said Estate are requested to make immediate payment to the undersigned. Dated this 18th day of June, A. D., 1934. ". . . GERAJjy jfj^AREY, Administrated -3 ex-officio Nature's Jok# If this fellow's mother could see h^r son she probably would stop hatching out chicks. He ls called "Repeal," because he was so unexpected. The twenty-months-old Rhode Island Red rooster has horns like an old rath, a Comb like a coral reef, clucks like a hen that has just laid an egg, and has no spurs. Repeal raised such an uproar In the barnyard near Los Angeles •Where he was hatched with his threeinch horns that he has been removed to a cage of his own. . x Long J aura ay A bullettravellng at 2,500 feet per second wothd take over six years to *«§ch the sua. - ' - Going Along Witk Time "Time flies," said Uncle Eben. "De question, son, is whether you Is goln' to travel with It, or Jef sit do*rn an* watch It to." ^ POTPOURRI ' » Early Beer Beer is several thousands of years old. _The formula yras founo on Egyptian stonework excavated years ago. The Egyptians are thought to have passed their brewing knowledge on to the Greeks, and from them it spread to the rest of Europe. The earliest known reg ulatory • legislation la that of the Normans In the Thirteenth cen tury. C by Western Newapaper Union. ? 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I have set the Lord always before, me: because he is at my right hand, - 1 shall not be moved" (Psalms 18:1, «. «. 8). The Leaaon-SermoB also In* eluded the following passages from the Christian Science textbook, "Science and Health with Key to thtf Scriptures," by Mary Baker Eddy: "The divlae Mind that made mat' maintains Hie own Image and like* neea" (p. 151). Handle It with the terns McCORMICK-DEERINd Side Rake and Tedder THIS two-in-one hay tool combines the best in a side rake and a tedder." It forms a quick-curing turning the leaves inward to prevent shattering and the\ outward to get the quickest action from the sun and air. The shift of a lever converts the McCormick-Deering from a side rake to a tedder. Another lever seta the teeth at the fight slant for either operation. . • 4 " Roller bearings assure light draft. The strong frame is wefl bniced by a large truss beam over the reel. Gears are extra heavy. Teeth are securely fastened by special clips and bolts. 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