fc ' ,-MU'J ' • r " • 4 v , • : ' • > sf :* It •iiiM WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3, 1897. • Railway Time Table. * Taking effect Snnday, Sept. 20, 1896, at six 3'clock A. M. Trains will pass iloHenry 8 tat ion as follows: ^ GOING BOUTH. D Lake Geneva Passenger I...7:34 A.M X Williams Ray Express ....» 8;25 •• X Williams Bay Passenger ...3;26 P M X Lake Geneva Freight 3:26 " GOING NOBTH. I X Williams Bay PasBesgei- 9:47 A M i X Lake Geneva Freight.. 8 Lake Geneva Passenger X Williams Bay Expo's, X Williams Bay Passtenger EXPLANATION. D--Daily. X--Daily except Sunday. 8 Sundays only. 11:06 4;50 P M 4:55 " 6:66 •• B. BUSS, Agent, McHenry. III. MASONIC. MoBBNBT LODGB, NO. 168 A. F. and A* M.-- degnlar Communications the second and fourth Mondays in each month. W, A. OBI3TT. W. M. K. O T M MCHENKY LODGB NO. 77, K. O. T. M.--Reg- alar meetings second and fourth Tuesday evenings of each month, at K. O T, M. HalL GEO HANLEY, Com,, J. J. BISHOP. R K. M. W. A. Ragular MeetinKS every second and fourth Wednesday evenings of each month, at their Hal!, over Evapson & Oo.'s store. . " . W, P, SXEVEHS, OOBSUK J. KIMBALL, Oierk. / , ' " Methodist Episcopal Church. Rev. J. R. Clark,.. . '.Pastor, Preaching Sunday, 10:30 A. M. and 7:30 p. M.iJ Sunday School, 11: 5 A.M. Dr. A, E. Auringer, Superintendent Epworth League, 6:6 p, M., Rev J. R. Clark, President. Prayer Meeting Wednesday, 7:30 p. M. Ladies' Aid society each alternate week, Mrs. M. E. Howe, President, l&'A. Cordial invitation is extended to all. tlniversallst Church Directory. T J. Walsh, President F. L. McOmber. Clerk James B. Perry Treasurer Rev. J. Straab, D. D Pastor The Willing Workers, (the ladies organ ization.) Mrs. Jas. B. Perry President Mrs. L. H. Owen Secretary 3upt, of Sunday School, O. N. Owen Assistant ..Mrs. O. N. Owen WPThe Pastor's Chicago Telegraph Address is Grand Crossing, Preaching services a£ 10:30 A. M. and at 7;30 P. M. A cordial Invitation to all. "V New Advertisements This Week, Osvea & Chapell, McHenry. A. P. Baer, West McHenry. John Evanson & Co., West McHenry. Theo. F. Swan, Elgin. Frank R. Jackman. Woodstock. O. H. Gilmore, Woodstock, THE PLAISDEALER and the Weekly later-Ocean one year for $2. C. T. ELDREDGE shipped two car loads of very fine hogs, from this station, on Thursday last. WANTED,--$2,000, on from three to five years time, with first-class security. Inquire of H. C. Mead, West McHenry. DR. ABT IS prepared to test eyes'accur ately, at his office, over the PLAINDEALEK office. A MEETING will be held Sunday evening by the Secretary of the Y. M. C. A., at the City Hall. Also a meeting for young men at three iD the afternoon- DR. BEAR, of Chenoa, has charge of Dr. Baechler's office during his absence. Work done by Dr. Bear is guaranteed by Dr. Baechler. A MAN considers any one a scoundrel who has passed a plugged coin on him, and yet believes himself a smart man if he succeeds in passing it on another. WE learn that about seventy couple attended the Masquerade, at Riverside .Hall, on Thursday evening last. All re port a good time.j PARTICULAR attention is called to the professional card of O. H. Gilmore, At torney, Woodstock, which can be found on the first page of this paper. IN behalf of the Good Templars we wish to extend thanks to Father Meehan for his exceMent lecture, which was highly appreciated by the large audience. SECUETARY. THE Social Party, at the McHenry House, on Monday evening drew out a good crowd and a right social time was had. Everything passed off to the entire satisfaction of all in attendance. This will probably wind up the dancing until after Lent. Mils NELLIE MCCABB, daughter of Jas. McCabe, died at her home, near Volo, on Thursday morning last, of consumption. Her iuneral was held from St. Patrick's church, in this village, on Saturday fore noon, and her remains followed to their last resting place by a large concourse of relatives and sympathizing friends. ATTORNEY F. R. JACKMAN, of Wood- iafcoek, has his professional card in our (paper to-day. He is well and favorably •known in this part of the county as a young man of fine legal ability, honest _ «,nd straightforward in all his dealings, and one who is bound to make his mark in bis chosen profession. Read his card on the first page of this paper. ON Thursday morning the news was received here that Charles Byrd, of St. Louis, son-in-law of H. Nordquest and wife, of this .village, had been severe ly and dangerously burned with kerosene and on Saturday morning another dis patch announced that he had died of his injuries. We have not .learned further particulars. He leaves a wife, and two children. AMONG the changes in residences since our last, and those to come later, are the following# L. H. Owen will occupy the W. D. Wentworth residence the first of April. Wallace Colby has moved into the rooms in the Colby block, on Water street, and J. Young has moved to the farm owned by the Owen estate. Other changes in and around the village are \ contemplated, of which we shall speak berealter. I a PERSONAL. AMOS WHITING, of Nunda, was.oh our streets on Saturday last. MRS. CHAS. B. HUBBARD, of Wisconsin, is visiting with friends here this we^k. • •< ' • .' • ' Jos. FITZSIMMONS, of , Chicago, was shaking hands with friends h^ere Monday. E. W. HOWE has been on the pick list the past week, but is now reported 09 the mend. * ^ " V A; A. MARTIN, of St. Paul, Neb., was' calling on old friends here one day last week. •s-. - G. L. SURRICK arrived here on Saturday evening and was calling on old, friendft for a few days the first of the week. J. HITCHCOX, of Pipestone, Minn., is visiting with his brot-her, A. B. Hitchcox, in this vijlage, this week. MRS. DORA LONG, of Normal, 111, spent Sunday with her parents, G. W. Besley and wife, in this village. MIS3 ELIZA CAREY, of Wauconda, is the guest of G. W. Besley and family, in this village, this week. ' » ATTORNEY F. R. JACKMAN and E. A. Knight, of Woodstock, attended to busi ness at Pistaqua Bay on Tuesday. DR. H. T. BROWN and wife started Sat urday morning , for Soraerville, S. C,y where they propose to spend a month or six weeks. 7 '• -A. . v NOAH B. PIKE and wife, of Chenoa, 111., are looking after their Pistaqua Bay property, getting the cottage ready for the summer. JOHN Buss had the mf-ifortune to smash his foot quitebadly while working at the ice houses, at McCollum's lake, one day last week. WM TILTON has been wrestling with a bad case of inflammatory rheumatism the past few weeks. Bill says that while he is willing to tackle most anything old rheumatics ie most too many for him. PETER B. FREUND came out with r>n unusually broad smile one day last week, and on inquiring the cause we learned that it was a girl and weighed 9% pounds. Peter B. is as well as could be expected under the circumstances. W. P. STEVENS, who has occupied the Page Colby farm for the past two or three years, has moved to the Sweet farm, near Richmond. Geo. W. Colbv takes charge of the home farm vacated by Stevens. THE ladies of the W. C. T. U. will meet with Mrs. Dr. Auringer, on Thursday af ternoon, March 4, at 2:30 o'clock. All members are requested to be present. MRS. E. LATVLUS, President. MRS. T. J. WALSH, Secretary. ,L OUR merchants are clearing out thei- remnants of winter stock preparatory for spring business. If there is any arti cle you want in the line of winter goodn this is the time to get it at very l&w figures. It pays to buy from our adver tisers. AFFAIRS at the M. E. Church are pros pering. Congregation is growing and the interest is good. There have been several taken into the church lately: Next Monday Mr- Bennett, Y. M. C. A. Secretary, of Elgin, will occupy the pulpit. Come out and hear him. THERE will be a Social at the home of R. Waite, on Friday evening of this week, given by the ladies of the M. E. Church. A first class programme is being prepared and a good time may be expected by all who will come. Refresh ments will be served at 25 c*nts acouplo. Everybody come and bring your friends. Friday, March 5. AN exchange says: "AChinese boy got into the United States and set about earning his living by work. The Chris tian people, acting according to law, seized, imprisoned and shipped him back to China at a cost of over $1,000. Then they take up another subscription to aid in converting the heathen--out in China." Church Meeting Notice is hereby given that the annual church meeting of theUniversalist church occurs on Monday March 8, at 2 o'clock, p. M., at the church, for the election of President, Clerk, Collector, and two Trustees. Also to transact other business. F. L. MCOMBER, Clerk. IT was reported. Feb. 25, that fifteen persons were arrested at Slocum's^Lake, for fishine through the ice. The game warden is doing his best to stop this illegal practice, and will have men at each- lake to catch the breakers. The small boys and men who have been catching perch through the ice had bet ter "watph out." WELL BUED horses are "looking up" in the market, and sales at old time big prices are frequently reported. A recent transaction was the sale of a 4-year old Nestor gelding by Jos. Martin, the butcher, to Iiockford partfes. for $200 It is said that Beloit men have matched up several pairs of high steppers that have soli! for more> than $000 in Chi cago. So says the Beloit Free Press. LIST of letters remaining uncalled for in the P. O. at McHenry, li!., on the 1st day of March, 1897: Miss Emma Myers, Mr. W. 17. Strayer, Wm. Overacber, L. A. Tregire, Mrs. Carl Peterson, Charles Durkee. C. C. Smith, M. I) , F. W. HaulsoD, Mr. Amos Smith. Please say advertised when calling for above letters. ALBERT SNOW, Post Master. THE Teachers and Pupils of our Public School are. preparing for an entertain ment which will take place sometime during the first week in April. A fine programme is being prepared and noth ing will be left undone to make it the most interesting and instructive enter tainments held here this winter. Full particulars as to programme, date, etc will appear in.these columns indue time. The very choicest of Candies, chocolate, maple, cocoanut, bon bon«, iu one and twf> pound boxes, at Gilbert Bros., PekOYeky Block. far OBll'TJARY.l DIED--Suddenly, at his home tear Mc Henry. 111., Feb 17tb, Paul W., young est son Of Mrs. Isabel, and the late Robert Richardson, in the nineteenth year of her age. Rarely has the parsing away of afriend called forth in this community.such un usual grief 4nd intense sympathy with an afflicted" family as the deaths by ac cident, of this estimable young man. At sunset., on Wednesday, Feb. 17tb, > he went out of his home to attend to his usual duties in caring - for his stock, and half an hour later was found in a dying condition in the open field in sight of his own door. It is supposed that in lead ing or riding his horse to the well it be came unmanageable, and that he was thrown with such force upon the ground as to"criuse an internal injury, torn which he died. Although he "continued to breathe nearly an hour he did not re gain consciousness, and as the Bhades of evening fell upon his home, the brave young life that had been the j of the household had gone out. " \ The sorrow that has fallen upon that home is too sacred to unveil. In their affliction the mother and family have the deep sympathy of all who know them, and a gloopi rests upon the entire community. Few young men in any position have won for themselves so early;in life the high place in public esteem that was ac corded to Paul Richardson. Devoted to his friends, ever ready, to aid those need ing assistance, his 6unny cheerfulness made him ever welcome in social circles, while his manly, upright, industrious business life secured to him the respect of all. With his elder brother he was left fatherless at an age when most boys sorely needed a father's guidance and control, and* he thus learned early to •share t he responsibilities of the home How well he fulfilled his duties and met the unusual responsibilities, those can testify who have been privileged to wit ness the bappy home life, of which, next to the mo; her, Paul was the strength and joy. H:s funeral on Friday, Feb. 19, called together a concourse of citizens, younir and old, such as has rarely if ever assem bled to do honor to the memory of a youth. The towns of Marengo, Seneca, Woodstock, Greenwood, Ringwood, He bron and McHenry were all represented in the sorrowing company who followed his remains to their final resting place. The services were conducted by Rev. S. C. Hay, of Woodstock, the choir of the M. E. church, of McHenry, rendering the impressive music, and the flower-laden casket was borne by hie young compan ions to rest beside his kindred, until the glad morning o^the resurrection. "They cannot be where God is not, On auy sea or shore; Whate'er betides, Thy love abides, Father, ioreverjnore." S. O. H. Woodstock, Feb. 22, 1897. RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT The pupils of the Ostend school have unanimously adopted the following reso lutions of respect: WHEREAS. Our Heavenly Father, in His wise providence, has seen fit to re move from our midst our esteemed friend Paul Richardson, and . WHEREAS, We desire to ondole with and offer our sympathy to the relatives who feel aud mourn his early and sudden death eo severely, therefore be it Resolved, That in bis death we, the young people of Ostend have sustained a loss which will not easily be repaired, and whose presence will sadly be missed by us all, for in him we recognized not only a leading and genial companion, but a tried and true friend and gentle man, who was always ready and willing to assist and befriend the friendless. And be it Resolved, That we, the young people of Ostend, tender to the bereaved familv in this, their hour of so sad an affliction, our heartfelt sympathy. And be it further Resolved, That a copy of these resolu tions be presented to the mourning fam ily and that the same be published in a number of the county papers. W1H1 WmBBPf^TTTITr" 1 Proceedings of the Board of Trustees COUNCIL ROOM, March 1, 1897. Board met pursuant to adjournment, fresent full board. Minutes of previous meeting rer-d and approved. The following bills were presented, aud ited and ordered paid : Vf. Niesen. police ser. and meals....$42 00 •lohn Walsh, " " " ....4150 •1. Van Sl.vke, pnb. Treasurer's rep 30 44 John. Thelen, special police 3 00 Wm f^chreiner, street com 13 00 W. D. Wentworth, ur-e of horse 113 r.hris. Nickles. labor 75 R. Gilbert, mdse 85 M. Ehcrlen, mdse 2 76 S. H. Smith, wood 4 50 John Evanson & Co., mdse 1 75 C. A. Douglas appeared before the Roard and stated that he inteuded to reside permanently in this village. Granger moved that the suit against the said C. A. Douglas be dismissed. Sec onded by Miller and carried. The report of Simon Stofful, \ ill age Treasurer, showed cash on hand of $953.94; notes, $4029 55. To'tal $4983.49. Report accepted. On motion of Howard the Roard ad journed. JOHN EVANSON, President. A. O. RUPP, Clerk. THE RIVERSIDE SKATING RINK Will be open for skaters on Saturday evening of this week/ March 6th. The McHenry Military Band will be present and everything will be done to make it pleasant for those who attend. JOHN I. STORY. THE Scientific American gives the fol lowing simple recipe for thawing out frozen water pipes: "Place unslacked lime around the pipes, cover with straw, and then pour on water. The beat gen erated by~fhe slacking of the lime will thaw out the pipes if the operation is properly carried out.' Pipes may also be .protected from freezing by first wrap ping with F\traw, then putting on a layer of unslacked lime, and finally again cov ering with straw. The gradual slacking of the atmosphere evolves sufficient; heat to prevent water pipes from freezing for a whole season." . OBITUARY. DIED--At his home at Terra Cotta, Feb. 18th, 189.7, Eddie Knox. ̂ Again has the angel of death entered a happy home and claimed for its victim one of our brightest and most beloved young men. Just entering upon the threshold of manhood, when life was most sweet, most enjoyable, when hopes were brightest, ambitions strongest, and friendshipsjand affections deepest, in that happiest and best portion Of hisexistence when it was hardest to go,' and sweetest, to remain, the dread summons came. Why it is that so many die under cir cumstances which seem that they should live, we cannot fully understand. /God'q wajs are as mysterious and incompre hensible as Himself. They all lead how ever to one grand goal, viz: To His glory and our good. Just as every stream, no matter how distant it may be, or how devious its course, empties finally intp the sea. In His seemingly cruel dispensations there is al ways, * far beyond some great beneficent purpose, hidden maybe to us, but seen clearly by Him. Out of death springs life in the natural order. Is it not so in the spirit ual order? Out of this untimely1, death which you mourn no doubt a purer, nobler, more lasting life has blosaonied forth. Out of this darkness which en circles aud enshrouds you, no. doubt a bright endless day has already dawned, for him that is gone. Eddie died young, having not yet reached his 22d year. Throughout his< long period of sickness be bore his suffer ing with a patience that was remarkable even to the last. Surrounded by those near and dear interceding in his behalf, he passed away, as a babe in its mother's arms, seemingly free from all pain and suffering. The calm, peaceful expression of his features in death told of a happy death, aud a hope of a like peaceful meeting with his God. A mother h s given a second cherished son. The two brothers who loved each other so dearly, now sleep side by side in the quiet church yard. Together in life, together in death, they are together to day, we trust, at the feet of God, in Heaven. To this sorrowing mother, brothers and sisters, the hand of sympa thy is extended. Though a cloud of sad ness hangs over your home, and a bright light has gone out from it, a happy, joy ful day, without a cloud, will yet come for you. That day will be when you meet your dear ones in Heaven. Such, we trust, the coming years will bring you, and in its clear and eternal shining the darkness of these sad hours will quickly vanish and shall be as if the/ had never been. He whom He IOVCS He chastlscth, Wcat solace from above, To know that while jou Brieve on earth, You mav gain a Father's love. Dear mother, youi' heart Is bled, Hyisorrow's bitter grief, Should look above for strength to bear, And you will And relief. Turn to that scene on Oalvary's mount, Think of that mother's loss; Asjshe gazed upon her bleeding son, Then dying upon tne cross, . Those sisters who by prayer and deed, Besought hie life- to savo; Will find a comfort In that hope That lies beyond the grave. ' He at the throne of grace w ill plead, In retutn for kindness given; A. 3ister's love, how pure, how sweet, Uuiding him on to heaven. Then grieve not for your dear on^, For soon again j ou'll meet; And in tbe bliss of that reunion, Your joy will be complete. %* OBITUARY. DIED--At Terra Cotta, Feb. 27, 1897, after a foug illness, Mrs. Wm. Doherty. It has again become our painful duty to chronicle the death of one whose loss seems unusually sad and pathetic, leav ing a kind husband and six small child ren, whose tender years will feel deeply the loss of a mother's loving care. In obis case death seems to be unusually cruel in its visitation, and why it should rob ai' happy home of a loving wife and devoted mother seems hard to understand. This is because we do not fully know God. It is for our own true good, not temporal but spiritual or eternal. She always made home happy. What a noble record. How frequently and faithfully she ministered to the spir itual as well as temporal necessities of her family, was shown by her frequent attendance at Divine service. Inclement weather, distance, not even sickness, were barriers between her and her duty to God. And, as Father Meehan spoke solemnly on the christian virtues of this model wife and mother, particularly in her preparation for death, a genuine sympathy aud emotion was manifested by tbe large concourse of people who had come to pay a last tribute of respect to a deurly cherished friend. We can well imagine the grief that wrings the fond husband's and aged mother's heart. But remember a great, christian duty is resignation to do God's will. Christ has gone before us in the way of suffering when he exclaimed, "Not, my will, but Thine, oh God, be fulfilled." 80 as ye have met with this sad loss in approaching season of Lent, which is emblematic of sorrow and death, so also will you arise from this sadness, (which now seems to verge on despair), on that, beautiful resurrection morn, to be reun ited with her for whom ail hearts tc-Jay are lifted up in prayer. Though puliation's rod we'ghf heavy, in the death of your loving wife, May your christian filth sus'Min you And cheer yonr lonely life. Faith tells us that *tie soon may know. Though resting berieath-the eo'i, That her foul will grow an t blossom 'Neath the bleeaed smile of God. Dear children, when by her grave you kneei. With mingled tears and prayer. May the gmrdian angels hear your volse And take ye to their care. May the filth your dear mother implanted In r.he innoaent min is of youth, Be your safeguard against temptation And your guide in the way of truth. Oh FTeavenly Father hear our prayer, Soothe all their childish woe, And ot>eer the many lonely hours The motherless mij know. A blessed mollies too, will hear, And gnard thin little band. Falling them atill closer to her cara With her protecting band, And when the beautcon* SDrlng time comet, W.th blossoms svveet and' fair, Reserve the choicest ror her grave And often p'ace them there, Now if, in all the coming years. C^ese lines may cheer you on; Our pen has told of evmpathy, Our feeble task is done. YOCBS IN SYMPATHY. RIDGEFIELD. " Many are suffering with the grip. Blanch Lynch was, a Nunda caller Friday. . Miss Anna Morse spent Saturday and a part of Sunday with her parents. Mrs. Doc. Dufield and Mrs. Frank Thayer were in Nunda Saturday. After a severe illness Lowell Walkup is able to be out and attend church again. The relatives and friends of Mrs. Dr. Morse are pleased to learn that she is on the road to recovery. Miss Emma Carlston, who has been spending a few days at Woodstock, re turned home Sunday afternoon, accom panied by a friend. Miseea'Eunice and Charlotte Carpenter, of Woodstock, called on Ridgefield friends Friday afternoon and attended the en tertainment in the evening. At a meeting of the Good Templars, held Monday evening, it was decided to postpone the county lodge convention until April 3d, 1897. At the meeting of the W. C. T. U , held at the residence of Mrs. Ezra Smith, on Thursday afternoon last, M>s.. Wood, wife of Rev. J. A. Wood, became a mem ber. Her work and influence will be highly appreciated by the ladids. The programme at the school enter tainment, which was held in' the base ment of the church on Friday evening lasr, was fine. About $6.65 was taken in at the door. Proceeds are for a school library-. , .• • .' The friends of Mrs. Norman Jacobs Kave her a great surprise Tuesday, the occasion b: ing her 81st birthday Those present were: Rev. Wood.and wife, Mrs. EzraSmitb, Mrs Keeler and son, Marvin, J. B, Lyncb, wife and d lighter, Lolo, Geo; Wood, wife and children, Mrs; Doc. Dufield and son, Arthur. ' : • Miss Veda Woodford entertained a few of her relatives and friends last Friday evening. Among those preseut were: MISR Daisy Gaylord and Raymond Gay- 'ord, of Williams Ray. Wis ; Lester and Chester Nogle, of McHenry, and Arthur Sweedman, of Chicago. Refreshments were served in the parlor. All enjoyed a pleasant evening. Miss Mabell Lynch, superintendent of Juvenile Temple, assisted by her mother, who is assistant superintendent, enter tained the members at her home from 6 until 8 o'clock in the evening. Mrs. Letsler, who was also present, helped to entertain the little ones by pla.ving on her guitar. She also played and sang some Swedish songs, w hich were very in teresting to all although none under stood the language. Supper was served at 7:30, after which cake and ice cream were served. The happy Occasion was caused by the twenty-first birthday of Miss Mabell Lynch and the thirteenth birthday of Ray Still, one of tbe Juvenile Templars. After wishing them many happy returns of the day the children left for their homes. SPRING GROVE. Lewis Hatch is very ill. Mr. Nickerson will occupy the Hen dricks house. Wm. Shortliff and Fred Wood visited the county seat, Monday. Vivian Esh had the misfortune to fall and break his arm just above the elbow. Mr. and Mrs. Wood move to the Wm Pierce place, Selim pierce to Andrew Stevens' tenant house. Wm. fShortleff has purchased the Wood farm instead of a portion of the Stevens farm as before stated. Frank Orvis has been suffering from a severe attack of Pneumonia, but is now on the gain. More thantbeusual number of changes are taking place this spring iu this local ity. Mrs. Sweet has moved back to her home east of here; Cha«. Thompson and Wm. Stevens will work her farm near Richmond. John Hendricks will have a «ale March 6th, he having sold his place to Fritz Larson. Mr. and JVlrs. Hend ricks will make their home with their daughter, at Woodstock. RINGWOOD The Cemetierv Aid Society will meet at H. W. Allen's next Saturday evening, Vlarch 6. Everyone interested is re quested to be present, as this is to be a business meeting. The ladiee Church Aid Society will tnee with Mrs. J. M. Carr next Thursday March 4th. Miss F. A. Ingalls and Mrs. W. McCan- oon visited friends in Solon one day last week. J. W. Cristy started for California last Wednesday, where he will visit his sister and take in tbe beautiful sights of that state. Mr. Hess has moved onto his farm. Mrs. Ellis, niece of Mrs. H. C. Allen, re turned from her visit inQuinc.v last week. Miss Anna Kane, of Terra Cotta,called on friends Saturday. P. N. Carr and wife, of Dakota, are visiting friends here. Hints for Green Cyclists. Don'ttry to catch the handle-bar with your teeth. Don't look around to see if the hind wheel is following. Don't be surprised if the front wheel shows a disposition to turn into a yard and l'e down for a rest.. C ̂ ~ Always fall on your right shoulder, and do not let your ear strike the ground till a few seconds later. When you lose^a pedal don't get off and go back to look for it. It's there on the machine still, and if you'll feel for it long enough you'll find it again. Should you find a runaway horse on your trail, keep close to tbe curb until he has passed. Then make a spurt and seize him by the tail and put on the brake. Never hill a pedestrian when it can be avoided, but when you do kill one, dis mount and say you're sorry. The Hot Springs, * Located in the Black Hills of So. Dakota have wonderlnl medicinal properties for the cure of rheumatism, neuralgia, and kindred ailments, aud should be investi gated by all suffering from such troubles. First-class hotel accommodations and baths. Tourist tickets 011 sale daily and especially low rates on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. Full informa tion furnished on application to ticket agents C. & N. W. K'y. 33w9 The nobbiest line of men's ladies' and children's Shoes iu the couuty just re ceived at Simon Stoffel's. Your choice of any Jacket in stock, $8.25. Formerly $11. At Owen & Chapell's. Wanted--An Idea SSsSs Protect your Ideas; tliey may bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDEKBURN & CO.. Patent Attor neys, Washington, D C., for their fl.SOO prise offer and list of two hundred inventions wanted. Business Locals. Besley's Fig Syrup. Nothing better in the market. Buy your Wall Paper and Window Shades at Simon Stoffel's. Leave your orders for Fruits at Gilbert Bros., Pekovsky Block. It will be delivered immediately. Insure your property with S. Stoffel and'be insured. Besley's Syrup of White Spruce, assure cure for coughs, colds, etc. A great slaughter in Shoes at Owen & Chapell's. Get a sack of Superlative on trial at Owen & Chapell's. ROyal Worcester Corsets,"all styles and grades, juet received at S. Stoffel's. Bargains in every department at the Farmers Store, A. P. Baer, proprietor. A cut of 15 per cent in ladies and chil dren's Jackets, at Owen & Chapell's. Large stock of meu's and boy's Suits, all sizes aud colors, at Simon Stoffel's. Have your clothes cleaned and dyed. Must come Saturday or Monday. '• . E. LAWLUS. Opposite Riverside House. 15tf Our bargain tree contains some items you need, and no article cau go on the tree that is not extra good quality. J. E. CKISTY, Ringwood. Dutchess all wool Pants, in ali grades and sizes to fit the small and the large man, sizes from 24 to 50 waist, just re ceived direct from the manufacturer, by Simon, Stoffel, grip. >V La Grippe is like a cold, only stubborn. "77" cures them both. Price, 25 cents. At all druggists. Boots and Shoes, aud such a line of them as will please you. Can we trouble you to show them to you. J. E. CHISTY, Ringwood. A fine line of men's ladies' andchildrens Mackintoshes at Owen & Chapell's. One Minute is all the time necessary to decide from personal experience that One Minute Cough Cure does what its name implies. J. A. Story. FOR SALE. Forty acres of land, situated on the Greenwood road, between McHenry and Greenwood. Timber and pasture. For further particulars inquire of J. W. GRIMOLDBY, Ringwood, 111. New Dates, Figs, mixed Nuts. Fancy line of Dried Fruits, white clover Honey, in comb or extracted, at Gilbert Bros., Pekovsky Block. Pillsbury's Best, and Washburn & Crosby's Gold Medal Flour, are the lead ing brands, aud we can sell them as low as others ask for inferior goods. J. E. CRISTY, Ringwood. $75 Bicycle. Been in use two weeks only. Will be sold for $38. Inquire at this office. Real Estate. I have three fine Residence and several oboice Building Lots in town for sale at very reasonable rates. Terms to suit ourcbasers. All centrally located. Call at Bauk of McHenry. 13tf 0. N.OWEN. - A WORD IN I'OllR EAR. The secret of good health is found in the perfect action of tbe stomach and di gestive organs. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsiu produces a perfect condition and u,0od health results. Try it. Sold in 10c (10 doses 10c) 50<: and $1 sizes. Of J. A. Story. ' FEMALE LOVELINESS May be obtained by intelligent women I well regulated system mustof necessity •how its iruit iu the face. To regulate che system and keep it in perfect con- lition there is nothing so good as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup pepsin--Constipation and indigeetiou absolutely cured. 10 doses 10c. Large size 50c and $1, at J. A. Story's. DANGERS OF THE GRIP. The greatest danger from La Grippe is of its resulting in pneumonia. If reason able care is used, however, and Chamber- foin's Cough Remedy |aken, all danger ivill be avoided. Among the tens of Thousands who have used this remedy for la grippe, we have yet, to learn of a -tiugle case having resulted in pneumonia •vbich shows conclusively that this remedy is a certain preventive of that dread disease. It will affect a permanent cure in less time f an any other treat ment The 25 aud 50 cent sizes for sale by J. A. Story. A PROMINENT LAWYER, Of Greenville, III., Mr. C. E. Cook, writes, • I have beeu troubled with billiousness, sick headache, sour stomach, constipa tion, etc., for several years. I sought long and tried many lemedies, but was disappointed until I tried Syrup Pepsin. I can cheerfully recommend it to any suf fering from above complaints." J. A; Story, McHenry. CALIFOB.NIA ! I f vou are going there By all means inquire about the Burling ton Route Personally Conducted Excur sions to San Franvisco and Los Angeles, which leave Chicago every Wednesday with a Pullman Palace Tourist Car through to destination. The route is via Denver, the Denver & Rio Grande H'y (Scenic Line) and Salt Lake City. The cars are fitted with carpets, upholstered seats, mattresses, pillows, blankets, bed linen, berth curtains, toitat rooms, heat and light, and, in fact, all the convenien ces of a standard Pullmrn Palace car; they lack only some of the expensive finish of tbe Pullmans run 011 the limited express trains, while the cost per berth is only about one-third (^) of the price. Write for full particular to T, A. GRADY, Exursion Manager, C. B. & Q. R. R , 211Clai k street, Chicago. 10 Awarded Highest Honors--World's Fair, CREAM BAKING Clothing and Overcoats at bottom prices at Owen & Chapell's. Besley's Sarsaparilla Compound. The great Blood purifier. Try a botcte. i . • 1--- ;• Underwear, Flannels, Blankets, Caps, Mittens, etc. at Stoffel's. ______ All desiring Jardineers Vases, and all varieties of B'lower Pots, call and see the large assortment at Julia A. Story's^ Besley's Reliable Heave Powder. The best remedy of the kind now on the mar ket. Try a package. If you want a keg of nice Syrup go to A. P. Baer's, on the West Siie. and get a keg of Baer's Choice. It has ho superior on the market. im • • " mmsr Look over our stock of clothing and overcoats. We can save you money. OWEN & CHAPELL. I have made a specialty of the prose cution of all kinds of damage cases against . RAILROADS, „ other, Corporations, and Instates, for fifteen years and make no charge unless successful. Call or.write me. C. P. BARNES, ATTORNEY, Woodstock 111. Torturiug, itching, scaly ekin erup- MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Gream of Tartar Powder. Free from Ammonia, Alum or any other adulterant, 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. tions. burns and scalds are soothed at , ' ' '0 once and promptly healed by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, the best known cure for piles. J. A. Story. 'v:.- FROM CRIPPLE CREEK. >iSl ' • " • ' ' ' - -Wi •• • • ;• After the big fire in Cripple Creek, X took a very severe cold and tried many remedies without help, the cold only be coming more settled. After u^ing three small bottles of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, both the cough and cold left me and this high altitude it takes a meritor ious cough remedy to do any good.--G. B. Henderson, editor Daily Advertiser. For sale by J. A. Story. •;! HOW TO FIND OUT. Fill a bottle or common water glass «ith urine and let it stand twenty-four hours ; a sediment or settling indicates a diseased condition of the kidnfcys. When urine stains linen it is positive evidence of kidney .trouble. Too frequent desire to urinate or pain in the back, is also convincing proof that the kidneys and bladder are out of order. WHAT TO po. There is comfort in the knowlege so often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer'sSwamp- Root, tbe great kidney remedy fulfill^ every wish in relieving pain iu tbe back, kidneys, liver, bladder, and every part of the urinary passages. It corrects inabil ity to hold urine and scalding pain in passing it, or bad effects following use of liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant necessity of being compelled to get up many times during the night to urinate. The mild and extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon realized. stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most, distressing cases. If you need a medicine you should have the best. Sold by drugnists, price fifty cents and one dollar. For a sample bot tle and pamphlet, both sent free by mail, mention PEAINDEALER and send your full post-office address to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingbamton, N. Y. The proprietor of this paper guarantees the genuineness of the offer. Don't allow the lungs to be impaired by the continuous irritation of a cough. It is easier to prevent consumption than to cure it. One Minute Cough Cure taken early tfill ward off any lung trouble. J. A. Story. .Tt's Free I Do not.fail to send for a free sampe copy ot the Weekly Globe, box 540, Den ver, Colorado, an illustrated home and family paper, devoted to temperance, pure western stories, mining news, etc. Fifty cents per year. Send to-day. Many casses of "Grippe" have lately been cured by One Minute Cough Cure. This preparation seems especially adapt ed to the cure of this disease. It acts quickly thus preventing serious compli cations and bad effects in which this disease often leaves the patient. HAVE YOU A COLD? If so, theu, instead of taking so much quiniue and other strong medicines, take a pleasant and mild stomach and bowel remedy, which will cleanse the system, and you will be surprised how quickly the cold will leave you. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin will do this better than auy other. Trial size 10c (10 doses 10c), larger sizes 50c and $1, at J. A. Story's. THF GOLDEN WEST Invites your attention. Fabulous for tunes have been made oy judicious in vestments in gold mining stocks. Send a stamp for full particulars about Cripple Oreek gold camp (near Pike's Peak) and full particulars about our company. Ad dress, Pike's Peak Mining aud Real Es tate Company, (Incorporated,) It is surprising what a "wee bit of a thing" can accomplish. Sick headache, constipation, dyspepsia, sour stomach, dizziness, are quickly banished by DF- VVitt's Little: Early Risers. Small pill. Safe pill. Best pill. J. A.Story. They are so small that the most sen sitive persons take them, they are so ef fective that the most obstinate cases of constipation, headache and torpid liver yield to them. That is why DeWitt's Little Early Risers are known as the famous little pills, J. A. Stjor^. RHEUMATISM QUICKLY CURED. After baviug been confined to thehouse for eleven days and paying out $25 in doctor bills without benefit, Frank Do!- «on, of Sault Ste. Marie, Mich., was cured by one bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm, costing 25 cents and has not. since been troubled with that complaint. For sale by J, A. Story. All kinds of Woolen Goods at cost and leas, at Simon Stoffel's, West McHenry. 1 A CTS. ten weeks, and then stopped. JL w The old reliable Yankee Blade, 16 pages weekly, tilled with stories of fun, love, and thrilling tales of adventure. Send 10 cents in stamps for ten weeks trial to Yankee Blade, Brooks, Me. E. E. Turner, of Compton, Mo., writes us that alter suffering from piles for sev enteen years, he completely cured them by using three boxes of DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. It cures eczema and severe skin diseases. J. A. Story. Chicora, Pa, Herald: R. Vensel re ports One Minute Cough Cur® the great est success of medical science. He told us that it cured his whole family of ter rible coughs and colds, after all other so called cures had failed entirely JMr. Ven sel said it assisted his cbildren through a very bad siege of measles. One Minn'e Cough Cure makes expectoration very easy and rapid. J. A. Story. /-J- IIpp > • • ijj • V If you have ever seen a child in the agony of croup, you can appreciate the gratitude of the mother* who know tb* t One Minute Cough Cure relieves their little ones as quickly as it is administer ed. Many homes in the city are never without it. J.A.Story. t --Mi