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•-V" '• v. "v- ,:-• Thursday, July 23,1936 JOHNSBURG ; Mr. and Mrs. Math Jungen enter tained relatives from Chicago the weekend. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Rieck of Milwaukee spent a few days with Mr. apd Mrs. Leo Gerlach. Mr. and Mrs. Martin Weber spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Miller at Spring Grove. ' Mr. and Mrs. Roy Horick of Woodstock, and Mr. and Mrs. Alex Freund of Chicago spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Stephen H. Smith. Mr. and Mrs. Math Lay, Mr. and Mrs. John Lay of Spring Gro^e were visitors here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Frett, Mrs. John Frett were Woodstock callers Saturday. ..... Miss Pauline Bod^ is spendirig a few a*ys with relatives in Chicago ,• Mr. and Mrs.. Mike tJorski azfi fam fly of Woodstock, Mr. and Mrs. Geo; RINGWOOD Will Beth spent the past week with relatives in Chicago. . Mrs. Lizzie Merchant of Solon Mills spent the past week with'her * sister* J. F. McLaughlin. LILY T.ATT1! Paintings, Maps and Sculpture* Being Prepared. , A meeting of the Lily Lake Ladies' League was held Tuesday1 afternoon in the Jewel Tower. Prizes were won in bunco by M. Naftol, V. Lenahan. Mrs Viola Low" and son, Robert, Gustus^,'^M?'Sw*ansoit' Ifswanson spent Tuesday in Chicago. and F. Harle anson, Mrs. Fannie Udall, Missfc Louise Mr. and Mrs. C. Blum of Chinn. Munshaw, Mrs. Lora Munshaw, anrf spent the weekend nfikL ^ Mrs. Emma Philips of Eigin were LUy Ukl ^ at callers in the Wm. McCannon home Mr. and Mrs Es»r of * Tuesday evening Mrs. Mildred Mun- j last week at'their cottage It Till shaw, who has been visiting, here re- Lake. turned home with them. | Mr. and Mrs. John Cusick Mrs C Mr. and Mrs. Joe Smith of McHen-J Marinier of Chicago visited the home ry spent Wednesday Evening !n the | of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dosch Tuesday GecK Young home „ . • JJr. and Mrs. A. London of Chicago Miss Gladys Shepard entertained visited at the home of Mr. and Mre Z\ '"'T T'" the Useful Cooks 4-H club girls at her Naftols over the weekend. . ™ ' national parks serv home Thursday afternoon. Virginia, Fred Dosch ahd daughter, Jbsfeph Carr and Gladys Shepard demonstr^t- ine, visited the home of Mr. and Mrs. ed on cake icings. At the clpse of th© H.. Sadler Thursday evening. meeting they all Went to Twin Lakes! Mr. and Mrs. John Cunningha ART TO DEPICT U. S. /"HISTORY IN MUSEUM Zornstorff of Spring Grove spent Sun- summing. . . j Mrs. C. Parker. Mrs. J. Keane of Bar day'with Mr. and Mrs. Joe P. Miller.' Mr- and' Mr®. Nick YowHrjwere^i*- .rtngtpn visited the home of Mr. and * Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Pacek of Chi- *itors at Delavan, Wis., Friday. " j Mrs. Fred Dosch Monday. ' * is.spending a few days here.. j Those.from a distance to attend Mrs;-!' < Mr. and Mrs. John Kelly and sons Washington. -- Paintings, mintature sculptures and maps depicting outstandln? events connected with the activities of the Interior deparfment are being prepared for the-.museum of the new Interior department building to be complete*} next December. Recently Secretary Iekes announced that artists, sculptors ai"l cartographers were at work In a t\ 'id laboratory at Morris-town, N* J., assembling material. All branches and divisions of the Interior department are -cu-oijefatins ice In, developing the museum. Because of the Widespread activities of thesij Juirertiis, their portrayal hetyssaril.v wTU" tt«ir iii liiTfie tfieasiire the: •h^ftrry.V' a' iid th of the' country:" Tlie story of -'the early pioiii^s; In their strugjjie with tlie Indiansfatid the forces of nature', the grriduMlrdevel.op- -- . • . . - > * - Why Denver It So Named Denver Is named for Gen. 3, W. Denver, who lived from 1817 to 1882 and was the first territorial governor of Kansas. Colorado was originally included within the Kansas territory./ and Denver Is said to have been the one who first suggested the of Colorado when that region was apart. He had been a California congressman, and then c«mftiissioner of Indian affairs and served during the Civil war i-h the Union arm v. 0 -- . . . . . . . -- . v p w . p , m e n t o f t h e c o u n t r y - i n m i n i n g , ' j & o M g y rs. Joe King and daughters andfuneral Thursday were: Mr, Jackie, and James, and daughter.- Ei-' hunian relations will he jrxaphical- Mrs. George King >ere Woc^st^cK and Mrs- .'Willard- Luckritz,,. Clyde leen, of New York motored to ' the Callers Thursday: ' . | Carr- Mr and Mrs. Dewey Beck and f heme of her sister, Mr. and Mrs. C. Mrs. A1 Rodig and son, Albert, Mrs. Mif>s Wavery Link&trom of Chicago; Anderson, in Dearborn, Mich., and y Leo Gerlach, spent Thureday ift Chi- ^Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hopkins of -Du^ then on down to. Lily Lake where they cafeo. > , j buque, la., Mr. and Mrs. Frank Thay-1 visited their sister, Mrs. Fr«d" Dosch. ' . Mr. and Mrs. Wm. J. Meyers motor- er and Mr. and Mrs. George Hawley -They spent a few days tier^nd then Racine, Wis., Tuesday. H of "Hebron, Mr. and Mrs. Robert Mc- j motored on down tMhMiorfne -0f an- : Joe Schmitt, Paul and Ed Huff1 vis--Lean> Gus Vogel, Lewis Boone and,other sister, M*"sTChris Statoes in ;• itad with Phillip Schaefer at tb» Mrs. Georgia Harrison of Woodstock; Cherokee, Iowa. 'Hiey will all return Woodstock hospital Tuesday evening, j The Ladies' Aid Society held an all;home to Lily Lake next Wednesday Mrs. Steve King was a Chicago call- day meeting at the home of Mrs. Rilla j Mr. and Mrs. Harry L. Miller of er Tuesday. jFoss Friday. A pot-luck_dinner was Cicero spent the weekend at ..their cot s " . Mr. and Mrs. Earl Schroeder and served at noon. j tage at Lily Lake. r family and Miss Katherine Pitzen of I Mrs. Louis Schroeder and daughter,! Mr. and Mrs. C. O. Swanson and Chicago spent the weekend with John Jessie, and Mrs.\Louis Hawley and daughter, Lois, and Jack Tookey were Pitzen. ^ ^ daughters, Shirley and Marion, were • Lake Geneva visitors Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Huemann and visitors at Park Ridge. Friday. : j Mr. and Mrs. Ted Budil and baby family, Mrs. Joe H. Huemann and ' Rev. Collins and Wayne Fos§ w«re son and Misses V. Brady and Mary Mrs.'Jack Smith and Mrs. Olsen of Elgin visitors Friday afternoon^ X 1 Hubbell, all of Chicago, visited the Chicago spent a day of outing at Lake The annual Homecoming has been home of Mrs, Mae Budil over the Geneva Thursday. (discontinued and the Ladies' Aid So- weekend. Miss Lillian Miller of Lily Lake vis- f iety are sponsoring a Homecoming Mr. and Mrs. Edward Senk of Chi- ' ited in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joe at the.MTWA hall July 29. Thero will;cago spent the weekend at; the home P. Michels Sunday. I be a program n the afternoon and a of Mr. and Mrs. Gus Lipfert. - Mr. and Mrs. Gene Condon and J cafeteria supper will be served. j Mr. and Mrs. Edward Marsh and George Landre of Chicago spent the' Ge<gj-ge Shepard is enjoying a two son, of Chicago, visited the* home of weekend with Mr. and Mrs. Joe Karls. j week's vacation from his duties at the her mother, Mr. and Mrs. nrubleuski, Mrs. George Zornstorff of Spring Bowman. Dairy Plant. He and his over the weekend. Grove spent Thursday with her sister,1 family are spending a few days in Harold Neff. Chicago, spent a week Mrs. Jacob Thiel John Schmitt and Miss Agnes Schmitt visited with Mrs. J. Schmitt at St. Therese's hospital a^ Waukegan Friday evening. Tod many tirn^s people are unprepared for sudden illness or unexpected accidents. A good accident and health policy will protect your income and pay your bills. We have them. Phone 43. Earl R. Walsh. Subscribe for The Plalndealer. AUTOMATIC Heat at the lowest cost of any heat! , People who demand the very finest in automatic heating, whatever the • :ost, have installed Link-Belt automatic firing in their homes, apartment and commercial buildings because of its superiorities over that produced by otherTorms of heating. -- This sensational new kind of automatic heating gives you uniform, clean, Chicago. - i at the home of Mr. and Mi-s. - | fert. Belgium Hat Many CanaU j Mrs. Robert Miller - of Chicago, is j r,< Belgium, as well as Holland, has a | spending 'a - few -weeks at the hom^ pf • highly developed river' and canal sys- j Mrs. Mae Budil. tem providing not onl.^ cheap trans- | Mrs. Mary Ellen Bu^ha, sister of port but relieyi^f.!• Joseph Daly of Lily Lake, died at her well. r, home. 248 Vine street. Oshkcsh. Wis., . ' . | at 4:20 o'clock Tuesday afternoon of To Foil Roosting Bird* | last week as the result of heat pros- To prevent birds of prey from perch- ^ration. lag on the heads of marble gods, the ' was born at Burington. la., Jan. • Greeks Sometimes fixed a bronze Spike 8- 1859. Before her marriage. Jan. 8 . in the head of a 9tatue. : i 1882, to Mkhall Busha she was Miss Mary Ellen Daly. Survivors are three sons. John and Edward of Oshjkosh, and Walter Busha of Mikeville, !and three daughters, Mrs. Alice Nen- | stifter. Mrs. Violet Dic'htl, Oshkrsh, | and Mrs. Lillian Hansen Readfield,' Daly, Lily Lake: thirty-three grand- ! children anr^ twelve great-giandchilj dren. Her husband and One son. Jo-, j seph Busha, preceded her in death. i | Funeral services were held Friday! | morning at 8:30 o'clock at the home ! i and at 9 o'clock at St. Peter's church. ! Burial was -in Riverside cemetery, ] Oshkosh. ly depicted. Some of the hureaiis' to> he portrayed- are the Indian bureau; reclamation,' national parks 1 "service, geological survey, bureau of mines and the grazing division. - V The paintings, illustrating the hardships ot^the men and wonTOn who blazed the trail across the continent, will he hung above the cases containing the sculptured exhibits. Among these Illustrations, painted by Wilfred Bronson, are "The Covered Wagon" and other scenes depicting the lives-of the pioneers and their struggle for existence. The miniature sculptures, made frOui plaster of paris and skillfully painted for realistic effect, are being prepared by Kosario Fiorf, Rasil E. Martin. Albert; McCIure. Donald M. Johnson and Lyman Royal. * The Illumined'relief-and flat maps, charts and drawings illustrating the progress of man are being prepared by Arthur Ohl.nian. Otto .lahn, Joseph Andrew and Harry Wood. Say yov read it tn THE PLAIN. DEALER.. SLOC.U»rS LAKE Clue to Earlier Men Is Found in Excavations igton.--Kvidence tiiat men lived in America soon after tiie glacial period has been dug up by the Smithsonian institution. Further studies are planned this year in the hope that more evidence may be unearthed. ' Dr. Frank H. H, K.iber.u.^f *th'e American bureau of etlmoiogy said that stone implements dug up in Colorado had been associated with an extinct form, of bison'-believed to have lived from 10,(XXI to ].*>.<XX). years ago. "We have ftttpes of tindinga detitiite traces»of the types of habitation whic'i these people had and also of .finding skeletal, remains of* the people, themselves." he said..! . " : :- "For the first tinte -w^ have,a site which gives clear indications th'at man was on this coniinetit shortly after, the dose oi tiie glacial period. How soon •after he arrived, ive are;as yet iinable t o s a y . - f j ' " • ; lie displayed /the point Of a. project- iie imbeilded In tutLvertebrae of an extinct bison, . Tiie site, which he said was Hre oldest "areheological complex yet found in North America." was due north Of Fort Collins, Colo., a .mile and a' half from the \Vyoming line, ' "IT CAN'T HAPPEN HE£E" "Junibr's- three^ind a half and he hasn't said anything worth repeating. He's ugly as a mud fence, too; he must get it from my side" at the fam H.v."' ; C I m sorry*.sir, but I can't sell ahy ftrore tinkers now. The feature picture has been on ten minutes and there may not be any. seats'focgonie time." : MAVell, I pronilsed the wife I'd he home, at midnight and it's just^ 11:45. Here's the $50' I lost. Oood night, feN lows." /Vy'. , . ^ r ;T "Ho# ar^ you fueling today, Geor^r :'Vo^ realty want to know, No^r-Saturday Evening Post, ; > - , - • If Always Happen* " "Do you think it possible to meet oije's friends at one time?" asked l>ra- "Certainly," replied Dora. "Just go out In-your oldest frock and hat with a run in both your stockings and your nose unpowdered. You'll meet them all."--Northwestern Banker. Mary's Fancy Coitun* Little Mary was going to a fancy dress party and could not decide what to wear. Then suddenly she had an idea. "May I go as a milkmaid?" "But you are too small, Mary!"- "Oh, but I can•go as a condensed milkmai^ cau't I, mother?" Old Stuff • "Well, Willie, your sister and I are going to lie married. How's that for news?" . ,. ••• "Shucks! Tou Just finding that out now.?",' -•• ..-./> TELLfNb HER Why Giant, Are Mild :/ 'trought him^ unti? anrrea unscuiifatllllvy nuiitifl»di men bi. ^. c: a. us. o • they are not true giants, that is. grand specimens of humanity, but mere victims of over-active" glands. Often the too-rapid growth of the body during -childhood iilvolves the impoverishment of the brain. Rut true giants must be included among Nature's freaks. It was n°t without some foundation in fact that fafry^ tale, ttn'itef^ portrayed fEeir giants" as fierce ("rerftures. - Why Whisper* Are Ea»Uy Heard . > A whisiier" close to" ami along tfie Smooth coaicav.e wall is^"continuaHv deflected inward upon, itself by the wall, > prevented form spreading; and Is thus conducted with only slightly diminished intensity to the other side of the dome. Tlre -sound traveling by great ci rcles,. ht rates a gal n"at the; opposite end of. the diametei- of which" the sound is produced. Need rubber stamps ? Plaindealer. Order at the stork is supposed Germany where regarded with reverence. On many houses In that country wheels are provided as nesting-places for these birds. In all probability' the legend of the stork's connection with babies grew out of the she$r helplessness of the parents to explain satisfactorily to their othfer ^children whe're the babr came from, and it seemed quite natural to tell them that the/tall white tjpt an of the<Wfce,. .>• .v., i..«L iur . on the house, the guardir ' Shoot, 6,000 ft.U Rpilz. South Africa, .has the worst plague of rats In its history. Farmers and townspeople are united in battling th,e rodents whMi are ' ioj-ng heavy damage and > .et-ed -destroying, grain stored in; m^tai tanks: :Ratfl'ny ter- ' . riers are;at-a preSjintn,' and th\ Irayt and poisonssare-hei-ngnised.-erte f; er has shot over 6.t»^ rats u-^¥>r all the ape family, hah'oop -Is the most dangerous." 1^ Africa the.v are known by the 'ni-kname of .them can '•lion tamers."' for any one of • \ - whip the bisrgest .lion in -thtei ie••• Jungle Lions fare , deadly afraid of them and « lion will beat himself against a cage wall trying to get away if a baboon is brought even wltliia distance. Dr. C. Keller OPTOMETRIST Sundays and Mondays at mj Summer Home, Riverside Drive, McHen ry, IIL All Kinds of Repairs, Tel. 211-R NOTICE During ttfe summer months my McHenry Optical officc in the A. E. Nye building will be closed. Glasses Fitted Dr. Paul A. Schwabe OPTOMETRIST Eyes- Examined Phone 674 - Woodstock (for appointment) Monday ----^ Wednesday Saturday 'Pa always has the last - word In an argument with tue." • "That so? Wii^t does he sny?." •¥es, •" m. ^'19va.(V.;\)f^/re^a^Soiutely right." ."•. LINK-BELT s the only stoker equipped with the CwvmsLfaA AJTOMATIC AIR CONTROL before possible. With all its superiorities, ' Link-Bclc automatic heat actually, costs the least of any heating! The ' AIRMETER unit burns the less_ expensive sizes of fuel at very high combustion efficiency, making possmokeless heat sible savings of 25% to 40% over fro^i i special! hand&ring, and up to 75% over washed solid other forms of automatic heat. fuel. The ex- Visit our showroom and see how elusive new this wonderful new unit works, Link-Belt AIR- and have a free survey made of METER gives your heating plant, showing, savresults never • ings possible. Paul Gerasch Pearl St. Tel. 258 On Display at Smith Bros. Store Commercial Sizes for boilers op to 230 H. P.'aUo inilibli FREE BOOKLET ON HEATING Gentlemen: Please send me a free booklet on automatic heating. NUM ^ AddrtM ,i . . i Six* of BU|. Amt. fuel bura«l tcuIt You Can Breakfast '""Z CHICAGO Oar patrons have requested the service an4 here it is. An observation-cafe - parlor cajP~ is now incladed in train No/ 644 and yo« ft p enjoy an appetizing leisurely breakfast" oo your way to business. This car will be. - operated Northbound on train No. 649 ou| of Chicago at 3:45 pm (Cent. Stand. Time) and will serve sandwiches and refreshments. ^ OBSERVATION - CAFE - PARLOR CAR SERVICE BETWEEN WILLIAMS BAY-LAKE GENEVA-CHICAGO (Daly sxapt S«dqr) " Trmim Ma. M4 TraiaN^MI ted ta (CM. ataa4. TW M U» 6:30 am Lv. . Williams Bay . Ar. 5:3t) pm 6:40 am Lt. . Lake Genera . Ar. 5:15 pm 6:53 am Lv. . Genoa City . Ar. 5tOi pm 6:57 am Lv. . . Richmond, v Ar. 4:58 pen i7^)4 am Lv. . . Riogwood. . Ar.f4:49 pm » 7k)9 am LT. . . McHenry . . Ar. 4:45 pm 8:08 am Ar. . . Chicago . . Lv. 3:45 pm f Stops to discharge or receive revenue passengers For m/ormMtxm. tickets, reserratmmi, apply to Any C. & \\ W. Ry. Ticket Office ADDED SUNDAY • SERVICE 4» ami Swdsn. Sept • Mso aa Miiidsy. Sept. 7 T*mu Rlanc TijtmO Eand few m Lf. w&am hi. 10-.S5 m tfiSwmU. I** Ctm, h. lOMm MSpU. UtCom Ai. 10:43A PJ Like . h. 10:34 m 127 pa b. Gcau On it. lfltM • «*3 sab . HcBor ttNpli. . Clnt* . Lt. MOaa Mrs., Elmer Espinp was a caller at Crystal Lake last Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgfen were callers at McHenry Tuesday. -j Miss Jennie Dowell waa -a j McHenry Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. John Blom^*en spent last Friday evening at the home of j Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Lundpren at Wau- •j conda. _ j Mr.\and 'Mrs. Emil Lundeen of Chicago were callers last Wednesday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren. Mr. and Mrs. J. D, Williams,and son of Crystal Lake we're Sunday guests at the home of Mrs. Clara Smith. Mr. and Mrs. John Blomgren were Sunday guests at the home of "Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Lusk at Maple Park. Mrs. Emily Smith and daughter, Ruth Frances, of Edison Park wpre Sunday callers at the home of Mrs. Clara Smith. Douglas Smith, son of Mr. and Mrs. Page Smith, was united in marriage last Saturday to Miss Georgette Roels of Chicago at the home of Mrs. Burnett at Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. M: H. Detrick of Chicago were Sunday callers at the home of Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Brooks. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthews were business callers at Lake Zurich Monday. They also called on Mrs. Earle Matthews who is ill at her home at Wauconda. Miss Althea Coss of Wauconda was a recent visitor at the home of Mr. and Jklw*>-siVilbur Cook. John Nest&d spent Saturday ahd Sunday with friends in Chicago and at3filwaukee. Wis. tellers at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthews during the past week were Mr. and Mrs. LaDoyt Matthews, of Forest Park. Mr. and Mrs. E. F. Pratt of Highland Park, Miss Ellyn Johnson of WaCiconda and guest from • Galesburg, and Mr. and Mrs. H. L. j Brooks. ' .' . " \ " Mr. and Mrs Ed Kimes and John Pegis of Kansasville, Wis, were Sunday iruests at the home of Mr. and. Mrs. Ray Dowell. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Dowell and daughter, Alma, and .sons. Pete and Harry,: Covey of Quail Smash Glass to Enter Cottage Ashtabula, Ohio,--Vier H. Snider. Ashtabula, Insurance man, had a slick little iu.vster.\ oa his hands for a tew minutes. Ipformed that the glass in the front door of his lake cottage had been smashed,, supposedly by burglars, he arrival not a single track In the surrounding blanket of snow. As . he entered the cottage* a*'whirr ef wings startled him. A covey of quail smashed through , another window to^escane and Snider vailed a glacier. Family Regains Greatly Prized Heirloom Clock - Ravenna. Ohio.--a wooden cl.wk, 'i:«i years old, iias been returiifd to the S. H. Hautihton famtly.of Windham, after' ' ; A Human Zero . 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The clock, owned by .Samuel Haughton, was bought .for $K». < A prized possession,, the old chick was the virtual household shrine of the Haughton family until 1871, when through circumstance^, unknown, it disappeared. The wood»i* heirloom, was returned to the third generation of the family by a jeweler. Con$err!nf Spac* "llave you uiudi rooui in your new flat?" • Heavens, no. My kitchen and din injf- room are so small that I have to li^on condensed milk and short bread ray Stories Magazine. No Wonder at All May--What is the mailer'-with that chap over therp? Kverybody »eeois to snitT -at him. •*-- Fay--No wonder. He's • \»ad etfg -- Stray Stories Magazine. : A Fall Cuf "Dbels horseback ridit'ig increase .-•weight?".-' - '.'•. t ^ -No; I've been falling off sipce 1 started-'? ' Aged Man Advises Sleep and Oatmeal Emporia,: Kain. -- KfU oatmeal,, work luird and jro to bed before ' s u n d o w n , , • ' , . ' , , ' . , . That is the advice^ _\Villiam. Thompson, ninety-year-old ftmporia truck driver, offers those who wish to live long, He is t.ijr survivor of the crew which laid the first telegraph caide across the Atlantic U9 y e a r s a g o . " • . ' , , , Thorupsw) was ?born In Scotland, During a -vitrt^'-lonaoh^irhen" 'he' was tvvenly yearsr ririi. he 'Sjiw the famous vessel "Great Kast^rn" getting ready for the cable job. He applied for. a job as chhiujoi) sailor. He came to America in 1880. He works in his garden, eats'a large dish of oatmeal twice dally, and goes to1 bed before sundown.. - - ./v-vv^. SAYS J. W.* OF KANSAS CITY GOING SOME! C1J •There is G SATISFIES ME BETTER THAN ANY OF THE 26 CARS I HAVE OWNED Zanzibar Ha» Moit Cloret The Sultanate Island of Zanzibar. car;.is he always "Very. He even savs thank yrnr. to •a street car conduct jt." She Pitied Him •'.'•'•Cuthbert--Honey-bunch.. when did you tirst realize that yoti loved me? Honey-Bunch--When f got, a,i)floye<!. because peopfe said yon were an Idiot . . ' : ' ' • • . • , v " ' s : • Men Still Hut* Fa 'There yare still mi who wear CHICAGO &NORTHWESTERN RY. awnded the McHenry Brewers- Fox j ®® the western coast of Africa, con- f <yucifix tattooed on their face. Lake baseball ?amev at Fox Lake on j-twis about 8Q per cent 'of the clove 'ai the Chukchi, of Sunday. ' ! crop of the world. 1 .1 Mrs. Anna Matthews of Crystal Lake is visiting at the home of Mrj" and Mrs. Harry Matthews. Our fire polici^fc are written with the new supplemental endorsement. W e'll even pay» you jf an aeroplane crashes your roof. Phone 43. Earl R. Walsh. I-tf Not in Line for Presidency The secretary of commerce is a men?' her of the President's, cabinet, bat he is not in-line of succession to the Presidency. _ berta. Captaring Young Parrot* . Natives of Ceylon capture parrots by pouring sand into the hole nests until the hole is the birds reach the surface. fi,,evr Say you read It to THE PLAINjDEALBL. 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