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»• • it-,* *;«' k"* * "C^ •£ V * ' •"' '**"* "v" • '•• * -«*v v.-!", . iMM«l things are tadtoed to flat a rough. It's really no place for r v, t| MM of HMtjw aftin, j outlanfter suffered • frac- - dull, and a young mountainwas arrested and daifad with assault. In court, several physios testified that tha victim's skull L is very thin--ia medical terms, a hpaper skull." 1 The young mountaineer wae adjudged guilty of the attack. "Homer/' said the Judge, "have you anything to say why sentence i hould not be pronounced?" The prisoner twisted his hat and tammered: "No, Jedge, I guess ot. But can I ask one question!" 'What is.it?" demanded the judge. "Jedge," the defendant plaintive- ' inquired, "whatever was a man ith a paper skull doing at a Hooten follow shindig?" v • FATAL FOOT AID ' 4 * <. ^ **•%. 4 r- •;.? r^f. * iWc I Pat invited Mike for a ride on the back of his new motorcycle. After they had gone a few miles, Pat asked Mike how he liked it.' "Shure, an', it's line/' said Mike, ."but the wind is catching me •fchest." - Pat stopped by the side of the foad and\said, "Turn your coat fcround, and I'll button you up the pack. That should protect your Jhest." # i They went on at a good 90 miles bn hour when they hit a truck. I A constable was called to the eene. "Both dead," he slid to the oroner, who came later. "This lan here was dead when I arrived nd the other was breathing till we ' his neck around right,r 8» JUti a"d MitehaU Kane atcaU6! th® Fkt Stock show in Chi- ca£° Tuesday. Roy Wiedrich and Walter Valen- *tock show in Thursday. for u ^ • birthday dinner a?r.,hls mother, Mrs. S. W- Smith cC_ ,eir home. Guests were A. W. 2l! Mr. and lfm. & W. Smith, v;' and Mrs. John Smith and Mrs. da Lee Ton3r,ln daughter, Wan- Prank Kraet of Springfield ^th UJ2® (By Mia, Mrs. Viola eatsrtateod -8W elub at her home j A one Attack luncheon was Mmd. Prises were awarded to&!» gaatge Haberiine and Mrs. L"tsr-C^jt. Ilia Bunco dab ®et at the borne Mrs. Thomas Doherty and Mrs. A bfathEyparty was held at the Bigger* home Sunday evening, honoring the Wrthdayi of George "• ms ud Jemr Hognn. Guests --jMr. and Mn. Nelson ami Mr. and Mrs. Walter Frost ofWonder Lake and Mr. and Mrs. John Hogan and family. Mr. and Mrs. Alan Wagnarand daughter have returned home from a visit with relatives at Wai»w, Wis. Mrs. Raymond Harrison, Mrs. Dsns Peet, Mrs. Ed Peet, Mrs. Rose Jepson and Mrs. C. Ia Hsrrison attended a Home Bureau peeting at the home of Mrs. Art Hoppe at Ostend, Tuesday. Among those from a distance to attend funeral services for Mrs. Nell Brown were Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Merrill of Solon Mills, Mr. and Mrs. Louis Schroeder of Wonder Lake, Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Sevick of Woodstock and Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Brown of Oak Park. Mrs. Harold Weber of Chicago spent the weekend with her parfcnts and son here. Mr. and Mrs. FrsAk Harrison entertained at dinner Sunday honoring the birthday of Helen Harrison Marlowe. Those to attend were Mr. and Mrs. Henry Marlowe and family of Huntley, Mrs. Wattles and son Glenn of McHenry, and Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Harrison and daughter, Carol. Roger Collins of Melrose Park visited hig parents, Rev. and Mrs. Collins, on Friday afternoon. Among: those from here to attend the Eastern Star Installation at McHenry on Saturday evening were: Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Pearson, Mrs. v„. VJC[ Luella Stephenson, Mr. and Mrs. the long run Color. C. L. Harrison and daughter, Carol, | tile---will not neel Marion Hawley, Mrs. Roy Hnrri- Write for estimat. son and daughter, Edith and lElthel, yourself. Pcand Tha .famous , Edme Marietta, Irst discovered tti blind a** In tha**, says Batter Vision institute Marietta ««•»- ductad extensive studies on tha nature of light and •>% Ka"e> and ftemiiy. v, • and Mrs. Andrew Hawley and Mr. and Mrs. S. W. Smith called on !* Mrs. Ralph Hopper and daughters in Chicago Saturday and attended theiFnt Stock show vr •ternoon sod evening. •f?lss L Nancy Kane spent Tuesday her grandparents at Munde- Mr. and Mrs. Pagley of Chicago were visitors in the George Habet^ home Sunday afternoon. ; . John Blackman spent Monday *t Kenosha. Mr. and Mrs. Gordon Possum and1 daughter of Richmond spent Sunday £>th her parents, Mr. an4 Mra. Kenneth Cristy. ; : v? • Kfleieiney af Lamf ^Electrical technlciana report that the fluorescent lamp Is 300 time* more efficient as a light producer than the candle *°rty years ago it re^Si iva men in the automobile Industry to complete the amount of work In the manufacture of automobiles that »" !» capable of producing today. This has bean made poesi- With her if-- UifoK«n i ble through use omf mmaassss pprrDoQdWuc tion famf^'. ' Mitchell | techniques and mechanization. NeU. -Rubber The Plaindealer. ? Order at Uncle Sam Says itfc*ase « MWa Ifcan 500 millkm asybaaai Sour was tenhaaad « UNItRA from United Statcg Wise Need Mere Steep Studies of animals indicate that the greater their mental capacities the more sleep they require. irmt < • First lalq>hone to ittjy WM togtalled in 1071 with Sam. ual|TnapH as the first takpl>isiii opeftior and George Bernard Shaw aa one of the employees. ttmadria and Minaret The architectural origin of tha minaret, the tower usually sttached to a Mohammedan moeque, has bee® traced back to the Hgh«hwise at Alexandria. Develeata* Six years were spent to ment of the atomic %se In lMO. ' Walleyed Pike Pish Artificial flies for walleyed must travel slmost on the bu and must be moved through the ter at a very slow speed. Na bait, likewise, must go deep Ov National . There are 100 national forests fa) 42 states and two territorias. Alas* ks, with two, has a total of 20,840,565 •Pr*s- Idaho with ail or part of 19. has 20,011,005 acres, followed by California and Montana. PLASTIC WALTILE Be sure to see the 18 colors of this new beautiful will covering vuX* grating 'ytour |bath or kitchen. Get the best--costs less in are through the or scratch off. estimate or put it on Early Arrivals An^.oraage and blaek serpent, a giasn sat and one af these fameus ptek elephants eased ap to the wonder bar. "Hello, fellows/' ses the bartender, "yeu're early. He Isn't here yet." Or Listen to Radio The inmate of a mental institution was shaving himself. For an hour, he stood before'a mirror and kept shaving away without removing a solitary whisker. A friend'entered and regarded the razor closely. "Hey," he yodeled, "you're not getting any place. Why don't you use a blade in this irasor?" The inmate turned on him. "What?" he cried. "And cut my aatf?" TRUE TO FORM Krohn. W. A. Collins of Beloit visited his parents, Rev. and Mrs. Collins, on Saturday afternoon. Mrs. Viola Low spent Monday in Chicago. Mrs. Mae Harrison of Crystal. Lake spent Saturday with her daughter^ Mrs. Lena Peet. I Mrs. Roy Neal and son, John* were visitors at Woodstock, SatuN d®y- j, i The pupils of the Ringwood school* will present a Xmas program at thi school house Friday evening, Deft ;19- |. The pupils of the Methodist Sun* day school will hold their Xmaiprogram at the church Sunday eve? ninir, Dec. 21. I The combined chorus of the Green* wood and Ringwood Methodist ci.urches presented a cantata Sunday evening at the Rinrwood Methodist church. Much credit is due their director, Mrs. Kenneth Cristy, and their accompanist, Wayne Foss . for the splendid program. Mrs. Rose Jet>son spent Saturday with her daughter and family at Wbodstock. | Mr.' and Mrs. Weldon Andreas and family spent Saturday and Sunday with his sister and husband, Mr. and fin. Redmond, in Chicago. Mr. and Mrs. Vivian Austin oJ Genoa City, Mr. and Mrs. FVank „„ Marsahl of Richmond and Mr. and Mrs. Harold Stanek of Ridgefield •pent Shufday with Mr. and Mrs. B. T. Butler- Mr. and1 Mrs. Roland McCannon of Woodstock spent Sun iRose Jepson. • George Haberiine of spent Sunday with his Tr. and Mrs. George Haber Enjoin Sales A Service. ... McHenry, Illinois. 300 feet from Nut's ballraei Phone Pistakee 562-W-l. United States Savings BeaAs have made last minute Christmas shop ping worries a thine of the past for wise Americans. In fact even though you thought about what to give members. *ef your family er close friends tor a month of Sundays you could not come up with a better Idea than Savings Bonds. Think of Savings tads In tonus of what they will do for the recipient. For example, heads provide Immediate funds in the event at an emergency and help to pay far education, travel, a new heme er. a deaea and ana other things whieh members of year family dream shout. Tear gift of a bond makes yea a partner In the realisation of the fondest hope of leene yea love. What stare eoald ask sf a Christmas gift? U.S. Trtatury Dlfmlmiml COR - DEL'S SHADY REST : W$. WOODSTOCK, ILL. Op« Every Day Except Tuesday Luncheon served 11:30 to 2:30 Dinners 4:30 to 8KI0 ^ In Tap Room ALA CARTE 8:00 to 1:0* a. m. Sunday Dinners--1:00 to St:00 in dining room. ALA CARTE in Tap Room 8-:00 to 12:00 Midnight Smorgasbord on Thursday , $1.50 Fish Fry Fridsj Breaiag 60c Located on Route 47, north of Woodstock Aiitamoiblle aiid Truck Owners 1948 STATE LICENSE SERVICE ^Let me fill out your application for automobile or truck license, notarize and pick tip plates at the Chicago office of the Secret^ of state, $1.00 for this complete service. ' ' . ? L 11 * j T. P. MATHEWS RKAL ZSTATK AMD INBVKAKOE BBOKSS Lake Shore Drive, Wonder Center Wonder Lake, 111., P. O. Ringwood, ,•'-"'..4 J i-Ai'i Mpnv |RI •f Ihgraacel A woman driver went to heaven and knocked of one of the gates getting in. Ruler of the Wavfs The newlyweds were honeymooning at the seashore. As they walked arm in arm along the beach, the young bridegroom looked poetically out to sea and eloquently cried out: "Red! on, thou deep and dark blue ocean--roll!" His bride gazed at the water for a moment, then 'in hushed tones asped, "Oh, Fred, you wonderman! It's doing it." Tee Far Off the Ground Three-yea^-old Rom had never aeen a tfchy colt, so when one arr rived in a nearby pasture, his uncle took him to look at it. Ross stood and looked at it for •ome minutes. Finally the" uncle aaid: ^ "Well, Ross, what do you think •w >t?" 'It would be all right." he an A beautiful gift set of April Showers Perfume, Eau <K Fragrance of Youlh" Cologne, Talc, Bath Softener and Sachet. the home BOLG£RIS DRUG STORE Green St. t ^ McHenry Anderson is visiting in Sbaron^iT' Mrt^rfKt hi'- and Mrs. iCmon Arseneau and Kooistra, at fmnfiy of Richmond spent Sunda aftmoon with Mrs. Ed Bauer and AmOy. MrT and Mrs. Dick Aldson family spent Sundsy, with <i i up too right, 'on5r tth ey hete Failsd to fia fans TWo MHans had been mudi inter asted to the building of a lighthouse en the rock coast near their western reservation. When it was : they stood watching It every night A thick fog came to one evening, and the siren blew continuously. "Ugh," said one Indian to the other, "the light she shine, the bell die ding-dong, the horn she whoowhoo, but the tog she cetne Just the The only municipally owned archaeological project In the United States is Pueblo Grande, about four ".Miles east of Phoenix. , Glass employed in windows Js colored in the making by tinting tiie glass in the melting pot with various metallic oxides, aceordtog to Encyclopaedia Britanniea. This .glass may or may not be painted or decorated afterwards. Aa idsal afk AsMadaTii (?*** r Phone Wonder Lake 306 Christmag Time is the Time for Tovi WHEEL TOYS •4 h * WW and Horseman DOLLS from $3.50 to lidjScoolers. bikee, wagons, velocipedes--the whole ' range «f fun-firing toys on wheels. You'll find^, them in various prices, siset and qualities to your needs. See them today--five fun on wheels*^* WAGONS--All steel body, larf|js^be^ .. .. "-v. •,> *»' SOOOTXKS--tS.75 ud |4M m . -! . -v- •• TENNIS SET Net, table clamps, foot* f ^ good quality paddles. in this set. OockI fun for youngsters and grown-up* too. Complete with balls. $4.50 Em Hostess CAKE SET Aluminum r »25 With Glass Plate $2.50 "m 4 Jtotrsefod . . yevlw^bssawaWngfcr TW aw pi area of die Cooldag IMsadk •- Warn. T' flH - >Natosa«al5blafcr^3£ npbrilwiiai aj£1"i*tw"^P la mmd Im Ami r«db Nickels Hdwir Main Street, West f i Ioms mi tfopbinos and sea y* * m* JUST SWW THtSt CXTKA fSAiunes of mm w*n* INDESTRUCTIBLE ^ EASY TO HAMHE ym -- • Me • M UMk Pifuitic, Sat&itary, Durable TEA SEW from 6dc to $2.98 All Leather Folding DOLL BUGGY Blue or Brown $7.50 and $10.60 RADIO * Compact Model 515 4: DC Super- = heterodyne $32.95 24-pieoe Stainless SET IN CHE8T Service for Six $9.00 This will please An American 1-pc, CASTING ROD $7.50 USE OU* LAY-AWAY PLAN All MELDCD... * SNUG-FIT C0VHB toili leeistw* --di toft .ShsdH"1 • i fcldp«r^ -f. •. T " • eamllsgli--. eveiy night from Dec.^15 'till Zmac I. VYOTAL Our Lay-Away Plan g^eei SUM ^ '4-- Phone John J. Vycital Hdwe. PHONK S8-H OSZEN STKEBT * •** 'fw,< s* ' 'y*. McHENRY