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"They're not pockets," sniffed little Margie. 'They're supposed to be buttons!" And .thus the culprit was reveals^. SEEKING PROOF < Strolling through the card room of a businessmen's club the other night, one of the members was surprised to see three men and a dog playing poker. Pausing to watch the' proceedings he commented oh the extraordinary performance of ^th# dog. "He's not so smart," the dog's owner remarked in disgust. "Everytime he gets a good hand he wags his tail." Many School Buses Nearly five million children in 1 United States ride school buses. U C T I O N Ed Yogel, Auctioneer The Wroag Reattne The mother was briefing little Mary, who was going to return her little friend's call. "If they ask you to dine," the mother instructed, "say, 'No, thank you, I have dined.' " But the conversation did not run as anticipated. "Come along and have a bite with us," invited the friend's father "No thank you," Mary replied with dignity. "I've already bitten." 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