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--anxilous to save time for--womething hasty. . But al that, will ali 'he $ or other, that--taey're cuttin' out| highfallatin' idears you're gettia' & , but tp~m of »20, to see your tows to begin *o 7 » b L E h--Q-.hm.' out e , and | * Your Uncle_ Silas. : uudmuhfi"fiph.mmm ' '.""hfi!.fllld enmmmmmmmmmemmmgen oo eneo o ommmmenermmmeng | "?.--M.ll the . drug-- # store, plain see ;:--lmm.hhfim M ( *Js ': be> rm&: 93 acre farm three qu | especially women folks, of Long Grove. A comp afl z ::. it won't be 10 acres nice grove, 15,00( no trick a tall to do up a dress in a laying in logs ready to sa enpsule, after which of course, the . Srait, a very good well, tw drugstore is the place to get'em. g exchange for small villag Entered as second--class matter October 13, 1916,| at the post office at Libertyville, lllinois, under Act oti March 3, 1879. Issued twice weekly. | THE FARM BOY *~~ There is a saying that the cities are run by the mdMnmudnhlhnitighwuu'Wo .. .. i 2s .. AC. Menmmmnimst _ _________._.... llitfl.mnot'obofl.fll I been told by a bird that , so that the missionaries you ought to know, that they's a lot of| sent out to all foreign countries in-- the old guys and some of the young | cludin' Zion City, will have a chance ones, as well as a number.of the | to do their stuff in educatin' the wild feminine gender in your town have| people in the art of condensing and fallen victims of the vitimine habit| maybe it would be healthier for the and are now taking their meals in| said missionaries if they got those the form of pills. -- _ | wild babies to eatin' vitamine pills Well friends, I always did say, ever since Volstead artd a lot of rum sniffers started the popular fad of earryin' their hard likkeryin cofm densed form so they could pack a helluva kick in/a small pocket, that the worst hadn't:--come yet, but tha¥ they's bound to be a sequel, as you are also of the opinion that farm life is the greatest training school a man can attend. To a youngster who hnhldhdlpb'.nflhdcovs.madehly,tbruhod wheat and 'brghgigoinomrwxetlpuwe'{wuer, the average city job is nothing more than play. _ The boy reared on the farm, or in towns like Lib-- atyvflhbuks,upu'liutmunmdhhmhhnil one of the conquering natural forces. The city bucks up against other human beings, and the prizes go mostly to those who are able to organize men to a com-- mon purpose. You can fool people but you can't fool nature. Yes, and the country boy learns early the habit of work, and the habit remains with him after he has adopted city life. We remember reading once these words: "Any city job seems easy after you have worked on a farm."~> It has been said that every honest man in a eity has at some time had a level, a square or plumb--bob in his tool kit. There's something to it, too, for a man who is in the habit of making things. square, plumb and level usually thinks straight. There ought to be some manual training in every city boy's education. That's the best way to teach him the need of accuracy. suit of clothes in the same wa;. Theys no dispitin' the fact that you strife he wouldn't have such a back-- breakin' job of carrying home the bundles. They's other ways in which this condensing idear ought to work out with considerable benefit. Like for tast. when you pack up for a long trip. went shopping with his storm and In our young days when we took | any long cross--country trips, each | family had to have a couple of yokes of oxen mitched to a big clumsy wagon to carry the eats necessary to zee them through. We had to take a crate of hens and several cows along to furnish us with vitamines, and of course we didn't get up no great amount of speed along the way. -- KEYSTONE PRINTING SERVICE, Publishers. In these days however, when you can carry a whole cafe, eats, likker and all, in the old pistol pocket, and mebbe your wardrobe in the other hip pocket, it's easy to travel in such a way that you can get by without having to submit to highway rob-- bery from readhouse and hotal keepers along the route, and it won't They're now sellin' B. V. D's. and RUMINB';TIONS I Your Unel:Sihs ; be necessary to pile the old car high | with suit cases full of clothes. It is | possible now to pack all the grub and clothes and likker necessary | for a two month's trip, in an | ordinary sized «aoe box. 1 Well friends, wile 1 don't want to | do anything to stand in the way of | progress, and personally believe that | we'd ought to keep things evolatin',| atill and all, Iv'e got a sneakin' idear | that if nobody don't call no halt| wwallow their pills at meal time, and take to gettin' their nourishment in folks'1 think themasives too darn which they could do wile on the run, and then it won't be long before Succeeding the Waukegan Weekly Gazette Established® 1850 wes, XAMCY s CUNCt wuaye m wihrel | 4 condensing idear ought to work | with considerable benefit, Lihl tnst. when you pack up for a| % trip. | y our young days when we took long cross--country trips, each as well follow the idear down FRANK H. JUST, Editor. in eludin' Zion City, will have a chance to do their stuff in educatin' the wild people in the art of condensing and maybe it would be healthier for the said missionaries if they got those wild babies to eatin' vitamine pills out of their hands, instead of lettin' 'em live in the luxury of their pres-- ent diet. a the Mexicans and Chinks and other neighborly countries are . libel to make nasty remarks about us and call us a nation of "coke snooters." _ So it would be better to kinda stall '%mi{am'flmeqnnmof;ufih&thbut of Long Grove. A complete set of new buildings. 10 acres nice grove, 15,000 feey of hardwood lumber hyin(inlogsrudytonw.?rqi:lliflplmtyol Wanfygoodven,t_wodwdlin(houa. Might exchange for small village property and take back mortgage. Will be at farm all week or call Area State EACH Four Leaf Clover in our Store marks a BIG BARGAIN for you. 'This Sale is the "WONDER EVENT" of the Spring Season. We have made unusual preparations to make it so! Don't miss this Sale--of Bargain Surprises. Bank Langworthy's Store <s>) SALF ;essa:y to depend upon volinteer firemen the danger | is far too great to be overiooked. The gentleman was |right when he declared that anything that is worth | owning is worth insuring. > And it would also be a fine thing if every city boy, flmfiflmnflum-flfi a farm. We believe he could easily sacrifice a--year in schoo! for this experience. > A GOOD ARGUMENT s | We heard a Libertyville man advance a mighty good argument a few days ago when he declared that | "anything that is worth owning is worth h-u'h.."i Almost every week we read in our exchanges where a farmer lost his house or barn, and that it «was not | covered by insurance. We should never allow ourselves to lose sight of the fact that fire protection is not as efficient in the smaller towns ag it is in the cities where they nave modern .mr:an' and well paid fire-- men. And protection from fire in rural districts is even less than it is in the small towns. In fact, hardly once | in a hundred times is it possible to save a farm house| or barn, once the flames have gained headway, The | farmer can't maintain a properly equipped farm and : a fire department too. _ Even in town where it is norcl PIGS -- Mail carriers on our rural routes have been taking a census of pigs, to find out fHow many there are in America, and we believe every Libertyville citizen will be interested in the figures. Of course the two--legged kind will not be included. Uncle Sam believes they will find about §7,000,000 head of swine on the farms. Along with these are some $6,000,000 sheep, 19,000,000 horses, 5,400,000 mules, 24,000,000 milk cows and 41,000,000 other cattle. Civilizgation advances, but animals are still doing a valuable service for us. For trat reason it is never out of place to treat them kindly, remembering that in relation to them from a financial standpoint many of us are not to be counted. _ L. E. Jeffries For Sale _ MAY 17-- 10 DAYS We Give 8. & H. Stampe DAY AND NIGHT TAX! SERVICE Libergville.';- TOWN HALL : Sugfer from 5:30 P. M. until all are seg'ved. Fol-- lowed by dancing. It Pays To D A N C E THURSDAY, MAY 18 The Cothaitt Lidies SU PPE R i ----In The Register. i £00. 0 PEROROOT MES AMOSORUZC EUTEC | more questions. The market was | flooded already. What the world When temptation shows a charming pair of ankles, man's only chance is to show a clean pair of heels. About the only creature in the world that has hindsight is the mule, and he kicks about it. We heard a Libertyville man say yesterday thgt nis idea of hell is a place where speeders eternally eat the dust of cars they are not per-- mitted to pass. There is one advantage a man has over the modern Libertyville womnan; A man, when he gets warm, can al-- ways take offancther garment and if a woman did that she'd be ar-- The early bird doesn't always get the worm.--BSometimes -- the--awn mower beats him to it. ~~SEASON'S OPENING DANCE Mr. Edison has invented some Estimates Furnished Free. Boltonia, Chimney Bell Flower, Columbine, Clove Pinks, Coreopsis, False Dragons Head, , _ Hybrid Larkspur, Pyrethrum, Lamp Flower, 7 Sedum, Veronica, Shasta Daisy, Anchusa Italica. d OePdBie i) AuieiePaitiniinl licl) dn t inttetts Stubiebictintied flce teity ts . Autietiettiets s and Every Saturday Night and Sunday Afternoon and Evening thereafter. 4 Libertyville Battery & Electric Service Station Batteries inspected, tested and watered free Generator and Ignition Repairs© _ When in trouble Phone Libertyville 400 > Batteries called for and delivered 551 N. Milwanukee Ave. Libertyville, IIL FAIKHOLM GARDENS Libertyville, Hl. ALONG THE CURBSTONES a w Observatiins By A MAN ABOUT TOWN answers cordially invited E'Y'T'?rt:'attendthe e +# Music by Chicago's Finest Orchestra Hertel's Pavilion HALF DAY, ILL. May 27 and 28 We repair, recharge and replace It Will Pay You to call at H. C. BURRIDGE & SONS Nurserymen and Florists. $1.75 per doz. Greenhouse Phone 396--J. * ALL MAKES pagne. Butithn'trhdn-pdnflut a fellow has shortly after drink-- ing some of the staff they're bottling nowadays. _ ( Another drawback about being 'a bagchelor is he doesn't have a wife he can blame things on. #& t # The greatest thing about some Libertyville gardens is the men who make them dctually grow to be-- lieve they know how to farm, # # # ~Whfl~ehfinmfl.§nflhmflu cares a rap whether they are called pants, pantaloons or breeches so longudl'obnt.u:a.myon? Don't worry, the time will roll around again when the miners will put in as many hours digging coal as they are now putting in attending # # # There appears to be a rivalry be-- tween Dnblinm\dxnautowhich can kick up the most dust. strike meetings. stop at Dymoend Rd. Res, Phone 102--R. Conservation will be--slow in quickly obtained. m wmmdwuhm there is no hn mm '&mm in im nirt ced a esns one will be~slow in bringing results, but in most cases resuits are I was advised to try chiropractic. 1 can now say griarT=pttamst y¥ o i taritti' ?!1-*-'_ | my physical condition much improved." ~_ z> ae somer General Health Mucl Improved. "Nnnrhdym!flufi'mh-dh- digestion. I tried many things with no results before l,mmhn#'m@ I can now say grarTHBNIO®C Wednesday, May 17 mnmm"nsw i _AND ALWAYS WILL j BOOST FOR CENTRAL LAKE COUNTY®~ Interstate Sand and Gravel Co. TRACK MEET On the Milwaukee Railroad's purchasing list there are 72,000 items--steel and stationery, linen and lum-- ber, pins and padlocks, coal and cabbages, etc., for which it spends close to fifty million dollars every As this material is spread over 11,000 miles of railroad careful supervision is necessary to prevent waste and misuse. For years a continuous Conservation Campaign has been under way and every month hundreds of letters are sent in by employes showing what they have saved-- by s'a::gmg material and otherwise avoiding-- waste and 2 -- Maine CASH PRIZES by our IcefCustomers Deposited with the FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Libertyville, IIL. Ask For Contest Blanks Now Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ry. for the three best names submitted for the south lake Everyday Health and How to Know It __ _ Wednesday Health Talk No. 8. . By 1. M. HESLIN, D. C. Ph. C. . Everyday health depends temperate habits htmddlwu--d:h. A muititude of troubles on the trail of the man who poisonousa.and will quickly break down the heaith 3 P.M. Standard Time $100.00 15¢c and 25¢ Telephone 75 © VS.