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I f MIT THIS ONE IF YOU CAW, BATTER! ~boo°" Come In & Get Acquainted DISCO- LOUNGE Cores* l&lG THINGS APE EXPECTED IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS FROM PHILADELPHIA'S Dick Rut liven THE RIGHT-HANDED HURLER WHO BEGAN HIS CAREER WITH THE PHILS AFTER BEING DRAFTED IN 1973. HE WAS PUT INTO ACTION WITHOUT MINOR LEAGUE EXPERIENCE, AND D/D NOT FARE TOO WELL. HE WAS TRADED AND PITCHED FOR ATLANTA WHERE HE WAS HELPED BY ANDY MESSERSM/TH WHO GAVE HIM A FEW VALUABLE POINTERS ABOUT PITCHING. ffiuTHVEN WAS TRADED BACK TO PHILADELPHIA LAST JUNE AND, WITH NEW CONFIDENCE AND MATURITY, HE WON 13 IMPORTANT GAMES AND LOST ONLYS, WITH A STINGY 2.96 EARNED-RUNAVG. THE PHILS REWARDED DICK WITH A 5-YEAR, 1.5 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT. NOW 27, HE IS • VERY IMPORTANT IN THEIR PLANS. CORBLEY'S & HAPKE'S (Joan & Dm and Wilda & Stan) CORDIALLY INVITE TO«ATTEND YOU OUR GRAND OPENING SAT. JUNE 9th From 7:30 pn Ml ?? if THE GREAT ZUCCHINI ONE NIGHT ONLY I JUNE 15 S3.00 COVER - DRINKS ALL NITE 25C WEDNESDAYS • LADIES' NITE I,jq roVER I DRINKS FOR LADIES so< ALL NITE KID'S DISCO- SUNDAYS 2 TO 6 PM EEN DISCO- MONDAYS 6 TO 10 PMl BRER TOM: "Is it tnie that all fishermen arc liars or do only liars fish?" JUST ASK I.N' HELLO JUST ASKJV: Oh, I don't believe fishermen intention­ ally lie. They just expand the truth a tad or two. DEAR TOM: "I notice in your literature you tell how to make a lure run a true line. Why can't you make all lures run on cen­ ter?" CURIOUS CAL HELLO CURIOUS: It s called "the human element." No one is perfect, not even lure assemblers, but they do coine close. Just bend the linetie the way you want the lure to run, thassall. HEY TOM: "Do you prefer a hone for keeping an edge on a fisli knife, or a butcher's steel?" KARL KEENE HELLO KARL: When you first net that fish knife, hone the edge. After that, a butcher's steel is great for quickly sharpening it while cleaning fish. DEAR TOM: "I read where keeping worms in an old sock would keep them lively, but I can't stand the sound of their gagging. What's wrong?" BRO­ THER JOSEPH HELLO JOE: I don't know whose sock you used but I'd sug­ gest they change socks more often. P*R*DE-- The human pyramid is one of the most photographed acts in water skiing. It is presented four times daily in the Water Ski Revue at Cypress Gardens, r londa. °V PAGE > - PLA1NRF.A1 .F.R . WEDNESDAY JjJNE 6.1979 Raymond's Bowl Ends Old Bridge Streak At 33 vs. Rusty Nail at West Campus (South field); Little John's vs. Old Bridge-John's Sport Stop at West Campus (North field); B&H Tap vs. American Family Life Insurance at East Cam­ pus; Raymond's Bowl vs. Huemann's Water Conditioning at Petersen .Park; Oaks Marathon vs. Uncle Jamie's at Freund field. Game of the week will be the Wayne's vs. Rusty Nail contest, starting time 6:15 p.m. Doubieheaders scheduled for Wednesday. June 13: Raymond's Bowl vs. American Family Life Insurance at West Campus (South field); Wayne's vs. B&H Tap at West Campus (North field); Oaks Marathon vs. Rusty Nail at East Campus; Little John's vs. Uncle Jamie's at Petersen Park; Old Bridge- John's Sport Stop vs. Huemann's Water Conditioning at Freund field. STANDINGS Rusty Nail O l d B r i d g e Raymond's Bowl Wayne's Little John's A F L Uncle Jamie's Huemann's B&H Tap Oak's Marathon w I 6 0 TOP TWENTY Jim Stuckemeyer Little John's .700 Doug Freund, Old Bridge .654 Ron Miller, Rusty Nail .640 Joe LaFontaine Wayne's 636 Russ Schlitenmeyer American Family Life .636 Paul Morenz, Raymond's Bowl .625 Twig Miller, Rusty Nail .591 Willie Howard, Uncle Jamie's .591 John Walkington, Uncle Jamie's .588 Jim Mulvenna, B&H Tap .583 Billy Meyers, Raymond's Bowl .571 Jeff Meyers, Raymonds, Bowl .565 Mike Weber, Raymond's Bowl .538 Vinnie Freund, Raymond's Bowl .538 Ray Thelen, Rusty Nail .529 Gary Wagner, American Family Life .529 Dave Sundby, Rty Nail .524 Rick Wakitsch, Old Bridge .524 Dave Schaefer, Old Bridge .500 Phil Oeffling, Raymond's Bowl .500 Tom Spasojevich, Raymond's Bowl .500 Bill Roark, Uncle Jamie's .500 Pat Wirtz "EARL WALSH So I Hear Have heard this one before, but it struck the funny bone as we saw it printed on a paper napkin at McHenry Country Club Friday night: "Weird-os are people who travel thousands of miles to take a picture ,of themselves in front of their car". It looked like everybody came out of the woods to gather at the Club for food, the wee drop and good fellowship.We liked it. Herb Reihansperger has been so frustrated with his Cubs that h&wrote a letter to General Manager Bob Kennedy to tell him a thing or two about running a ball club What Herb didn't count on was that he was writing to a tough Irishmen. Kenney replied with no holds barred. Write to Bill Veeck next time, Herb. I have been busy inspecting the work of two great gar­ deners in our neighborhood. Mrs. Hanford has the greenest thumb around. Her flowers and vegetables are a joy to behold. In the other direction we found Lillian Cairns doing her best to follow the footsteps of her mother, Mrs. Unti. Lillian is doing just fine, but it will take years to reach the heights her mother displayed. She was a great one. Forgot to invite those girls back to see our rhubarb and asparagus beds. They come back each year as the Lord and Alvina get all the credit. OVERHEARD "I can see why it is good to have two hands and two feet -- but why do some people have two faces?" A special blessing goes to those who make sweaters and shirts without pockets. Do they expect men to carry handbags? Sorry we don't have names of McHenry Junior High students who performed so ably iq the recent track meet at Cary. The grapevine tells tit that Sis Pinkstaff won first place in the discus event with a distance of 89-2. She also put the shot 30.10 feet. That's mighty good. Wow! Just imagine what Sis will do when she gets her full growth. Rich Sullivan, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sullivan's son, is a 10 year old Little Leaguer who thinks a big league career would rate right next to heaven. Rich and I met one time a while back -- and what do you know -- he remembered me. Told him he made my day. Replays show up some of the big time hold-out umpires as being less than perfect. It may knock a person's ego for a loop, but nobody is so perfect or important that he or she can't be replaced. Bimbo's was no place for a White Sox fan Sunday night after the Cubs won and the Sox lost. The first Cub fan we met was Mrs. John Stangarone. She's an OK gal, but some of the others! Thinkgs looked up after the Dick Smiths came in. Dick is a Sox fan from way back -- way back to the days of Ted Lyons, "Red" Faber, Bib Falk and the likes. He may have been at a tender age, but his judgment was good. Well, it's all in fun -- and who has more fun than Cubs-Sox rivals. SPORTS EDITOR^--. FISHIN' TIPS from . . . Tom Mann HORSE SHOWS 5SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS? Mushroom Care Mushrooms are perishable, so plan on using them within three days of purchase. Mushrooms are best stored unwashed -- and in the container and special wrap in which they are purchased. Rewrapped mushrooms have a tendency to become soft and dark -- especially if washed first and tightly encased in plastic or other nonporous wrap which permits minimum air circulation. BASEBALL * * • By Pete Fritchie WASHINGTON, D. C. -- How does Gene Mauch do it? As this is written he has the Minnesota Twins on top in the western division of the American League. Year after year, with limited funds and nothing more than a keen in­ telligence and insight about players, he gets amazing results. Of course, it probably can't last but it's almost a miracle how Mauch year after year has a contender-and he manages for Cal Griffith, who can't af­ ford the salaries and bonuses of richer clubs. * The Oakland A's, under Charlie Finley's revolving manager system, also come up surprisingly competitive, at least for the first part of the season. Last year they were near the top for a long spell-a near miracle. In the national League, Montreal is coming on under Dick Williams and Chicago is again surprisingly potent. The Phils seem on their way, nevertheless, and the Dodgers now appear to be getting it all together. So it might be, after all, another World Series with the Yankes, but this time against the Phils, unless the Red Sox, or amazing O's, or Milwaukee derail New York's express. • • * * One tragedy of a col­ lege education is that many graduates won't know what to do for a livelihood after com­ mencement. BACK TO WORK... After nearly two centuries, the gristmill of Squire Boone, brother of Daniel Boone, will again grind corn meal. Workman adjusts the 18-ft. mill wheel at Squire Boone Caverns Pioneer Village near Cory don, Indiana. SPORTS Pistakee Yacht Club NELSON ROLTSCH The 1979 National Butterfly Singlehanded Championship regatta was held at the Pistakee Yacht club on May 19 and 20. Perfect weather con­ ditions prevailed all weekend allowing the full required five races to be completed with 81 Butterfly sailboats competing for the top nine places. McHenry high school sophomore, Nelson Roltsch, placed highest in the standings of all the McHenry sailors. Roltsch has been sailing for many years in McHenry and placed fourth in the National competition. v. Individual winners were: First race- Stewart L Meacham, Powers Lake, Wis. Second race-John Stewart, •vDallas, Tex. ^ Third race-David Frye, Muskegan, Mich. * Fourth race-Nelson Roltsch, McHenry, 111. m Fifth race- Warde Pierson, --*#Beck Lake, 111. The top woman was Ms. jj^Evelyn Cooper in 16th place and the top junior (under 16) went to Katie Stryker in 59th place. Dan Darrow received the "Old Goat" trophy for having the highest place for the over 40 age group and Mark Pleuss, Denver, Colo., won the Traveler trophy for having come the farthest distance. Trophies for the top nine sailors in the National com­ petition went to: First place -David Frye, Muskegan, Mich. Second place-Dan Darrow, Libertyville, 111. Third place -Paul Ericcson, Houston, Tex. Fourth place-Nelson Rolt­ sch. McHenry, 111. Fifth place-Jim Young, Oshkosh, Wis. Sixth place-Jerry Bakke, Muskegan, Mich. Seventh place--Stewart Meacham, Powers Lake, Wis. Eighth place-Andy Barnes, Glenview, 111. Ninth place-John Stewart, Dallas Tex. ®FitalBoating Accident pRate Hits New Low In 1978 •P The fatality rate for pleasure ^boating accidents reached an ^all time low in 1978, according ' (to the latest Coast Guard ' statistics. Mr There were 9.4 boater deaths * for every 100,000 boats in 1978, ompared to a fatality rate of i.6 in 1977, the previous lowest j^rate. flp' However, total deaths in ('boating accidents increased by ynine last year. In all, 1321 * boaters died in 1978, up from 2<U)e 1.312 who died in boating • mishaps in 1977. This increase ^piay be partly attributable to r^he 450,000 more boats -estimated to be on the water- £*ways in 1978 than in 1977. Some 8,576 boats were in- r'volved in 6,529 reported boating ' accidents throughout the ^•United States. In addition to the • fatalities. 1,761 people were LAKE REGION YMCA NEWS injured and $12,301,200 worth of property damage resulted from these accidents. The injury figure is lower than that recorded for 1977, but the amount of property damage is the highest on record, the Coast Guard said. Sesame Burgers For an interesting burger, try sesame burgers on bread. Com­ bine one-half pound lean ground beef, one-half teaspoon salt, one- eighth teaspoon chili powder and two tablespoons of sesame seeds in a small bowl. Spread the meat mixture evenly over six slices of bread. Broil four inches from heat until the meat is brown; garnish with snipped fresh par­ sley. SWIM CLASSES BEGIN ON JUNE 18 The new session of swim instruction classes conducted by the Lake Region YMCA will begin on Monday, June 18. All summer classes are conducted in the clear, heated pool of the Lake Region YMCA on Route 31, just south of Route 14. More new classes will begin on July 2, July 16 July 30 and August 13. Each two week session of instruction will meet on Monday through Friday for a total of ten days (with the exception of July 4). There are classes for 6 month olds through 14 year old girls and boys. The National Progressive YMCA Aquatic program is followed for all instructional classes. Beginner classes for preschoolers 6 months through 1 year of age are scheduled from 9 to 9:30 a.m. or 11:15 - 11:45a m; 1 through 3 year olds are scheduled from 9 to 9:30 a.m., 10 to 10:30 a.m. and 11:15 to 11:45 a.m.; and 4 through 6 year olds are divided by ability level into beginner, repeat and advance. Classes start at 8:30 a.m. and go every half hour until 12:15 p.m. Youth 7 years old and up are divided into 7 ability groups which begin with Polliwogs at 8:30,9:15,10:00, 10:45 and 11:30 a.m. Tadpoles meed at 8:30, 10:00, 10:45 and 11:30 a.m. Minnows meet at 8:30 and 10:00 a.m. Fish meet at 9:15 and 11:30 a.m. Flying Fish meet at 9:15 a.m. and Shark and Porpoise meet at 10:35 a.m. All the above classes are also available on Saturday. Breastroke and butterfly classes are held on Wednesday and Monday evenings respectively. The Lake Region YMCA office is at 7315 South Route 31 in Crystal Lake. Registrations and information are available on Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. on Saturday from 8 to 2 p.m. and Sunday from 2 to 5 p.m. WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL The Northern Illinois Women's Volleyball League is off to a great start. This season there are six contending teams. The first games of the season were played on May 23 with the Solon Slammerettes over Ace Hardware 21-11, 21-1, 21-1, McHenry State Bank over From the Neck Up 21-3, 21-19, 21-0 and Oak Park Hotel over Gerry's Shoreline Inn 21-13, 21- 12, 21-15. The May 30 games started off with three close games with From the Neck Up taking all over Ace Hardware 21-19, 22-20, 21-16. The Solon Slammerettes took three from Oak Park 21-1, 21-5, 21-3 and McHenry State Bank also saw their way clear to three easy victories 21-3, 21- 10 and 21-6. The current standings for the season are: w I McHenry State Bank 6 0 Solon Slammerettes 6 0 Oak Park Lounge 3 3 From the Neck Up 3 3 Ace Hardware 0 6 Gerry's Shoreline Inn 0 6 The games are being played on Wednesday evenings at 7, 8 and 9 p.m. at Oak Park hotel. Raymond's Bowl ended the Old Bridge-John's Sport Stop consecutive win streak at 33 games with a convincing 13-3 win in the second game of a doubleheader. Old Bridge had extended their victory string in the first game by coming from behind to take a 10-9 win, scoridg 8 runs in the last two innini Rusty Nail Inn remained alone in first place as they twice defeated B&H Tap 11-4 and 17-11. Uncle Jamie's literally demolished Huemann's Water Conditioning 25-0 in game one but apparently were over­ confident in the second game and lost to Huemann's 7-5. American Family Life In­ surance surprised Wayne's with a 7-run first inning and held on to win 9-7. Wayne's turned things around in game two, winning 8-5 to gain a split The first game win for American Family Life pulls them out of the celler; the first time this has occurred in 3 years. Little John's won both games of their doubleheader with Oaks Marathon. The first game went 11 innings as Little John's scored the winning run in the bottom of the eleventh to take a 6-5 victory. Little John's took the second by a 10-5 score, moving into a tie for fourth place with Wayne's. Doubieheaders scheduled for Wednesday, June 6: Wayne's | MENS 16" j ] SOFTBALL ( STANDINGS w 1 John's Sport Stop- Old Bridge 3 0 Fox Hole 3 0 Johnsburg Tavern 3 1 Sunnyside Inn 22 2 Hiller Construction 1 2 Hautzinger Concrete 1 2 Peer Inn 0 3 Roadrunners 0 3 Games Scheduled for Thursday. June 7. Johnsburg vs. Hiller Sport Stop-Old Bridge vs. Fox Hole. Fox Hole vs. Peer Inn. Athlete's Away Stoffel In First Season With WIU Softball The twenty-eighth annual Horse show sponsored by the McHenry County Saddle club will be held starting at 9 o'clock Sunday, June 24, at the county fairgrounds. Rt. 47, Woodstock. The raindate is July 8. For details, call Mrs. John M. (Donna) Skinner or Larry Rice, both of Woodstock. ONE MINUH SPORTS OUIZ 1. Who won the Preakness? 2. Who won the Colonial Na­ tional Invitational Golf Tourna­ ment? 3. Who won the Stanley Cup? 4. Judy Rankin is known in what sport? 5. Dick Motta coaches what pro basketball team? Amws It Sports Qiii 1. Spectacular Bid. 2. A1 Geiberger. 3. Montreal Canadians. 4. Women's tennis. 5. Washington Bullets. • • • • There are any number of people who will do great things if they can do them without exertion. PAT STOFFEL Pat Stoffel, daughter of Mr and Mrs. James Stoffel, 2413 St. Francis, finished her first season with the Westerwinds softball team from Western Illinois University. Miss Stoffel played right field for the Westerwinds team that recently tied for seventh place in the AIAW-ASA Women's College World Series, May 24-27 in Omaha, Nebraska. Miss Stoffel finished her opening season with # batting average of .231 (27-117) with her best series coming in the midwest regionals when she batted .313. Stoffel will be a junior next year majoring in physical education. She is also a member of the Westerwinds basketball team and helped them place fourth in the state this past year. Stoffel is a 1977 graduate of McHenry high school. There's enough phosphorus in the average man's body to make 2,200 match heads.