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HARMS FARM AND GARDEN CENTER 1 . C r ys ta l Lake Rd McHenry II 815)385-3074 Observe Yearbook Week Perspective If the Government Ran the World By RONALD REAGAN Members of the ltM Johnsburg Sky hawk Yearbook staff are busy Implementing plans for National Yearbook week (Oct. 1-7). Working in the publication office, adjacent to the classroom, (aronnd table) are Tom Liston, business manager; Cheryl Worzala, opening section editor; Chris Dixon, editar-lfrchief; Jeff Let iter, activities editor; Jim Boelens, morgue manager; (In background) Vicki BucceUi. copy editor; Tom Fowler, sports editor; and Lori Stetter, managing editor. STAFF PHOTO-WAYNE GAYLORD American Legion Post 491 -- RINGW00D ROAD, McHENRY - OPEN TO THE PUBLIC FISH FRY EVERY FRIDAY (5:00 • 9:00 P.M.) •PERCH-ALL YOU CAN EAT 'OTHER MENU AVAILABLE SAT. NITE BOB ft THE BLUE TONES COCKTAIL HOUR MON.-TUES --WED --THURS --FRIDAY jj 3:30 to 6:00 Cut Prices The Johnsburg high school yearbook staff is busy this week implementing several ac­ tivities in recognition of National Yearbook week (Oct. 1-7). A subscription drive, advertising sales campaign, photograph sale, and special slide presentation for freshmen are among the activities scheduled in observance of this special week. Twenty-eight students are enrolled in Yearbook Production class at Johnsburg. Not only do these students learn the special skills which are required to produce a year­ book, they also study the media and the tremendous influence it has upon everyone. The goals of the course include producing an outstanding yearbook and becoming critical consumers of the media. Chris Dixon, a senior who also participates in football, basketball and track at Johnsburg high, was selected by last year's editorial board to serve as editor-in-cheif of the second edition of the SkyhaWk Yearbook. Other members of the yearbook staff include Christy A n d r e w s , p r o m o t i o n s manager; Charlene Behan, faculty editor; Jim Boelens, morgue manager; Dave Brenner, circulation manager; Vicki Buccelli, copy editor: Lisa Carlson, feature editor; Tom Fowler, sports editor; Mary Gallagher, office manager; Ken Gaylord, junior class editor; Glenn Greenwood, graphics coordinator; Joe Kost, chief photographer; Jeff Letzter, activities editor. Tom Liston is business manager; Mike Lyons, senior class editor; Mike McClory, sophomore-freshman class editor; Lynn McKay, fund- raising manager; Mike Moran, advertising manager; A1 Oeffling, darkroom manager. 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Persons wishing to secure a subscription to the yearbook and businesses wishing to place advertising should call the yearbook publications office at 385-9237. Maybe it's the season, but I had a nightmare ; about the World Series recently. I dreamt that instead of major league baseball running the Series, the federal government had taken over. The first difference I noticed was that the name of Uie Series - had been changed. Some bureaucrat had claimed that since the entire world did not participate in baseball, the name would be changed to ' 'The-United-States-and Part- of-Canada-Series", so it would * be in accordance with various Federal Trade commission rulings on truth-in-packaging. Occupational Safety and Health administration in­ spectors roamed the grand­ stand making certain no one ate hot dogs. It seems they had fed 500 hot dogs to a guinea pig and it had come down with a tummy ache. Only health foods such as sea-weed sandwiches (made with non-bleached^ bread, of course) were allowed .to be_ sold Needless to say, all players were listed on the scorecard according to the new way of listing occupations. Instead of a second baseman and third baseman, we had a second baseperson and a third baseperson. In order that citizens of below average height could be freed from discriminatory descriptions, the fellow playing between the | College Honors Receives Scholarship Fifteen scholarships have been awarded to un­ dergraduate students enrolled in the University of Iowa's college of Business Ad­ ministration, according to the University of Iowa Foundation. Jerry Pepping, a senior from McHenry, was awarded the E. Lester Williams $1,000 scholarship for the 1979-80 academic year. The fund was established in the fall of 1978 by Mrs. Ralph Sheets, Arizona, in memory of her father, a longtime Mar- shalltown industrialist. It is awarded annually to students who express an interest in pursuing a course structure in banking and its related areas. A most versatile item in the college wardrobe is a classic crew-neck sweater. Choose one from soft angora in one of the rich jewel colors. The newest and freshest ideas in leg fashions are pantyhose with dots and pin stripes. These ultra sheer hose come in black and taupe. • • • • Anything of value will sell if advertised properly. second baseperson and the third baseperson was called the "Less-High-Then-Others- Stop." In my nightmare the results of affirmative action programs were evident. Any hitter whose batting average was below the league average was allowed five strikes before he could be called out. And, of course, pitchers who were notoriously wild were allowed to strike out any batter by simply pitching one strike. When an affirmative action batter got up to hit an affirmative action hitter, it was ruled that three strikes would be fair to all concerned. The pitcher for the home team was a woman because the team had to have one female pitcher for every male pitcher. The manager - a career bureaucrat who knew nothing about baseball but whose ability to fulfill his affirmative action quota was unsurpassed - thought it would look good to let the prize of being first-game pitcher go to a woman since the first ball would be thrown out by the president, who happened to be a man. _ Unfortunately, the female pitcher was hit pretty hard and the manager called for a relief pitcher from the bullpen. This proved to be a mistake because the little shuttle that brings in the relief pitcher was govern­ ment subsidized and took three hours to get to the mound. Midway through the game, a hitter belted one out of the park but the umpire ruled it a foul ball. Since the ball had been hit into the center field bleachers, the manager of the hitter's team protested. Of course, since this was a government- sponsored game, the umpire was a bureaucrat and didn't attend the game. He made his rulings from his cubicle in Washington, D.C., a thousand miles away. His judgments were made on the basis of telephoned reports from lower- ranking bureaucrats at the game. The manager's protest had to be presented on a government form, 15 pages long, typed in triplicate. Finally, it was the last of the ninth, tie score, two out, the bases loaded, with a heavy 1 hotter stepping up to the plate. was about to swing at a pitch, the Supreme court ruled that the Series was un­ constitutional. It seems that the fans in attendance were not of the correct ethnic, racial, religious and sexual mix. The game would be held up un- tilsuitable fans were bused to the game. At that point, I'm glad to say, I woke up! 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