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A LOVE LETTER TO JACK BENNY Bob Hope, George Bums and Johnny Carson (left to right, bottom center) host "A Love Letter to Jack Benny," a special featuring 26 top guest stars in a comedy tribute to the late beloved comedian, on NBC-TV, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24. The celebrities who appear in memorable segments from Benny's last 10 TV specials in this rebroadcast include: Ronald Reagan (in a segment taped for a Benny special when the President was Governor of California), Gregory Peck, Don Rickles, Carson, Bums, Hope, Dean Martin, Lucille Ball and Dick Clark (clockwise, from top right). Also appearing are Phil Harris, Mary Livingstone, Dennis Day and Eddie "Rochester" Anderson. CHECK LISTINGS FOR EXACT TIME. TV COMMIOO HftVICCI. INC THURSDAY. SEPT. 24 •tory ol a woman whoa* Ufa of independence aaama Idaal until ah* ma*ta and fall# in tova with a form*r aporta haro during a whirlwind weak and in New York. (Rated R) (90 mina.) 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(PG) (2 hra.) 10:05 • TBS Evening Newa 10:30 • CBS Late Movie Quincy, M.E.:'NoWayToTreatAFIower'A fifteen year old girl'a death leada Quincy to diacover a growing epidemic among young people; they are amoking marijuana that haa been treated with a danger oua chemical that promotea growth. (Repeat) The Saint: 'A Double In Diamonds' Simon becomes involved in the 'fake va. Euina' jewelry acam. (Repeat) Maude • The Tonight Show Quest: Robert Klein. (60 mins.) t Entertainment Tonight ABC News Nlghtline Anchored by Ted Koppel. AH In The Family Benny Hill Show Evening At Pop* 'Toots Thleleman' John Williams and the Boeton Popa are joined by Toots Thleleman, guitar strum mar, harmonica blower and virtuoso iau whistler. (60 mins.) • World War II • M.A.S.H. • Staraky And Hutch • Inalde The NFL CB 9 Movie -(Science-Fiction) "Abbott And CosteUo Go To Mars" 1953 Maria Blanchard, Robert Paig. The comedy duo and Anchori 11' HEARING AID REPAIR SERVICE FOR ALL MAKESI11 LOW PRICES-GUARANTEED WORK •MALL0RY*RAY-0-VAC*EVEREADY BATTERIES 40% MS€MQ_ HEARING AID SALE I DISCOUNT PRICES - NATIONAL BRANDS 3937 MAIN McHENRY WED S 10 TO 5 - EVENINGS BY APPT. CENTER 315-7441 twoeacspedconvictssccidentsl- ly touch the start button ofarocket ship and land on Venua. (2 hra.) SQ9 LaColortna SportsCenter Racing From Yonkere Rtctwiy 11:00 0 The Tonight Show Guest: Robert Klein. (60 mina.) a Jim Rockfortf: Private Inveatlgator a Charlle'a Angela Ssbrins. Kelly and Kria move into an apartment houae in the guise of 'working girls' to investigste the mysterious desths of two of the building's most popular tenants. Repeat; 70 mina.) n® Wild Wild Weet Ira ComedyClaaaica A Matter Of Choice Odd Couple Laa Vegaa Sportavtew Movie -(M'YSTERY) ••• "Hound Of The Baskervllles" 1972 Stewart Granger, William Shatner. A titled Engliah family is doomed in each generation by a myaterioua curse. Sherlock Holmes must solve the mystery before the next descendant ia murdered. (90 mina.) ® a Movie -(Comedy) •••* "Philadelphia Story" 1940 Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn. A aociety girl who yearns for a down-to-earth romance, has to contend with her ex-huaband and a reporter who fallslnlovewithher. (2hra.) a NFL Una By Line (R) a Movie -(Drama) •• "Female On The Beach" 1955 Joan Crawford, Jeff Chandler. A woman suspects her husbsnd may want to murder her. (2 hrs.) 11:06 a Movie -(Western) ••• "Warlock" 1959 Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda. A gunfightar, hired by the town, and acowboy.whohaequitthe outlawa, joins forces to wipe out the gsng terrorizing Wsrlock. (2 hrs, 30min»J 11:30 a a Tomorrow l-To-Coast Newstalk ABC Newa Nlghtline Anchored by Ted Koppel. a Movie-(Comedy)** "Coast ToCoaat" 1981 Dyan Cannon, RobertBlake.AwealthyCalifornia woman plans to divorce her psychistristhusband;he counters by scheming with a fellow doctor t o ha ve her declared insane. (Rated PG) (94 mins.) i:w w Coast" S3' PAoaif •0 Not The 9 O'Clock Newa a CFL Football Teama tba. a ® Jim Bakker 12:00 a Tomorrow Coast-To-Coaat a Movie -(Suapanaa) •• "Hl|ack" 1973 David Janaaen, Keenan Wynn. Two truck drivea unaware of the nature of their cargo are menaced by criminala wanting poaaeaaion of aecret Government material. (66 mina.) as$a Newa •8 NlteOwl a John Callaway Intervlewa: Julia Child a Charlle'a Angola Sabrlna, Kelly and Kria stalk the aands of Mallbu Beach to track down the aurfaide killer of aeveral young women. (Repeat; 70 mina.) a Charlle'a Angela Sabrina, Kelly and Kria move into an apartmftnt house in the guise of 'working girls' to investigate the myaterious deaths of two of the building's most popular tenanta. Sipest; 70 mins.) All Night At The Movlea 'Frontier Outlawa' BuaterCrabbe. 2)'FootatepsintheSand' Raymond Maaaey. 3) 'Frontier Fury' Qeorge Houston. 4) 'Querrills Girl' Helmut Dentine. (6 hrs.) ai&Movl*-(Drama)** "Young Lady Chatterly" 1977 Harlee McBride. Peter Ratray. (Paid Subacription Televiaion) A girl facingmarriageand what iaaureto be a hum-drum lifestyle visits an oldfamilycaatlewhichiafilledwith memories of love end lust that come to life. (2 hrs.) a Sports Probe 12:10 a Movie -(Drama) ** H "Born To Be Bad" 1950 Joan Fontaine, Robert Ryan. A ruthless female hidea behind an innocent exteriorbut eventually revealaher true aelf.(113 mina.) 12:30 a Independent News a ABC Captioned Newa a Movie -(No Information available) "Train Ride To Hollywood" Bloodatone, The Sinceres. (Rated G) (90 mina.) a Thuraday Night Baaeball (Replay) Baltimore Oriolea va New York Yankees(Due to blackout regulationa, this gsme mey not air in your area. Pleaae oheck local atation.) 0 8 Roaa Bagley Show 12:50 a Newa 1:00 a Entertainment Tonight a Nlghtbeat it Newa a Joe Franklin Show a Bonny Hill Show 1:05 a WBBM Editorial 1:10 a Meditation a Green Acree 1:15 a Movie-(Comedy) "Happy Thieves" 1962 Rax Harrison. Rita Hayworth. Gentlemen thief and his reluctant feminine partner are blackmailed to ateal a valuable painting from a museum (105 mins ) 1:26 a News 8 Health Field lerlle Roaa Show Rejoice _ Love American Style 1:35 0 Baaeball Replay Atlanta Bravea vs Houston Astros 1:40 a News 1:56 w Movie-(Comedy) *tfc "Mr. Doodle Klcka Off" 1938 Joe Penner, Jack Caraon. A swing band leader's father off era a university $200,000 to make hia aon a football player. (66 mina.) 2:00ja Today In Chicago (O NlteOwl (Continues) a M o v l * - ( C o m e d y 1 * * * "Seems Like Old Times" 1981 Chevy Chaae, Goldie Hawn. Neil Simon comedy about a bumbling man who ia forced into robbing a bank and seeks help from his ex-wife. 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