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GEORGE. 11 1022 TREASURER Candidate for Republican Nomination F 0 R 0F DU PAGE COUNTY 39.3 16.6 25.8 9.0 23.3 Gunter-o. , ' noun-lone In a ruck cmnpusod o.- umlu’ly hf flu- hyflrnmumwsiun min- orul mlv. mu m-wr who-"11010"! pure. owing m the prom-"w of wrung ‘qmmhuw at min-r mlum‘ull. \IH'h an Emit-I. Nth-"m- amph‘hulr mmv-nm, Mr. Buuwmm‘ i« a muniu- m-L, Ht " Iflllldl‘fil‘lu gu-ru r flour, and m" ionuuyl: n- m- warm; 11" um- :1 ”Me. l-irrl Studvnt: “What < Ihr differ? .onrc Inmean .I fn shman and a plant; Seer-ml Stud; nt, “None, thm re both Tween." 12:! 3., “Yr-s. but a plant is useful.": I am a candidate for re-elvction 10; hr ulfim- of Highway Commissioner,’ at Hu- vlol'tion m be lu-M March H. I'HAS. ROI-7. Freshman in Latin “Should I trans- late this Englhh .sr‘ntem'o into Latin" Mi. T. “0, no, write it in Greek.” Mother: “But you said you didn’t go! any D'~' haymnnfil.” Tho/MM jukv l m‘m‘ sam‘. C. S. bvmlinu un-r his Geometry buck to wow that two planes haw only (ml.- inlvr.»01-tiun. mot-ting." Sunim' “WhI-re 311" um going? Frosh, “To the butchI-I <hop to get )ard of pork” Sonim “A yard of pork?" From. “Sure. three pig‘s fem." Son: "1 mud amend. the "D" club ANNOUNCEMENT 'nv 'LOCAL ARTISTS * GIVE CONCERT E AT M. E. CHURCH ‘f A rocitu) win be given the evening éol' Fn‘day, March 31 in (ht! Methodist ‘Epismpal church by the Misses Gwen i('}rilfiths, S..nprano and Adelaide WaL tor, piano, (Advertisement) (The Fh‘fit Chum): of Christ, Scientist, I hereby announce my cnndiduy in Boston. Massachusetts. for the Republican nomination {or The lecture will be given under, the Treasurer of 1)qu County and;auspices of First Church of Christ._ respectfully ask your support It the Scientist .of Downers Grove. You April primaries. and your friends are cordially invited FRANK M. SITTLER. to attend. Miss Grifl'iths and Miss Walter are lalentml young ladies Who "end no introduction to heal audiences. ThPir music L: worth hearing and, no doubt. many will avail themselves of use opportunity of hearing them in con- cert. The young ladies am now wax-king on the program for the event which is. to be given under the auspices of Vesta Chapter, 0. E. S. for the bene- fit of the Masonic Temple building fund. )liss- qun Grill'ilhs, Soprano. and‘lmrge Attendance Desired at l “in; Adelaide Waller: Piano. 3 of Mrs. Wm. I'm-isl- Next 1 Planning Program { Thursday Anemoon FOR COUNTY TREASURER l Mr. William w. Porter. 0. s. B. of ;.\'ew York City, will deliver a free vk-cture on Christian Science, Sunday afternoon, March 19, 1922, at half .past three in the Curtiss Theatre. Mr. Porter is a member of the Board of Lectureship of TthotlIer Church. [The First Chun‘h of Christ, SciEntlst, '. VThis is the group of young ladies 'zwho are interested in the Bun-Hugh“ t\‘Ven‘are. station in Chicago and its :work among the fomign element. . The Downers Grove Junior Infant §“’eifure Committee “ill meet with "Hrs. Wm Paniwh, 370 Oakwuod ave.. on nex‘ Thursda) afternoon, March .16. A LECTURE 0N CHRISTIAN SCIENCE W This is to be the annual business meeting and a large attemlame of members is desired. ANNUAL BUSINESS MEETING, INFANT WELFARE, MAR. 16 at Home 3-10-2 EastGIoveaocerMaIkel CHICKEN SCRATCH, THE BEST FEED FOR CHICKENS ON THE MARKET Headquarters for Feed HAY, STRAW, GRAIN of all kinds ,_ WHEAT KAFFIR CORN, BUCKWHEAT, CRACKED CORN, OATS. STOCK FEED, GUT, OYTSER SHELL, CHARCOAL, MEAT SCRAP AND If your winter supply of coal is running low. don‘t try to stretch it too far. Better order an- other ton today and he sure of n wanu. comfort- able house 'when the chill winds blow. If you have a heating problem; ask us. to advise you. Our years of expenence are at vour A few days of warm. spring-like days thru March are to be expected. Dont' let your coal bin get low in anticipation of the warm weather staying with us. We always have raw. wintry days when a fire is a necessity. mmmand. ~ There are no better grades of coal than those we handle. We have a grade and size for every type of heating plant. NONE BETTER IN ILLINOIS in. 3 for Underfeeds No. l for Cookstovcs Lord Lamb gr company; Resident lumber of the W5 Publicity hm: KEEPWELL Don’t Be Deceived mmm E. MRKVICKA. Proprietor PHONE 272 EGG and MINE RUN ALSO NUT COKE ORDER NOW RANGE mnemonic. 142 J Friday,- March 10, m: