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He’s been tried oeben times for stealin‘, and escaped eboryrtime.” And the man expressed surprise that; this strong testimony did not secure him employment. who was called In and questioned as to the Wnt’s honesty. The reta- A colored min of rather doubttu! appearance appned to a coal dealer in thinzton for ‘a position as driver. On‘belng asked for references, be men- tioned one of the dealer’s old hands, first rateâ€"a splendid tot-ward. And that’s Jackson, over there. He’s many fineâ€"goln‘tobeour bestmanlna 1W weeks." “0h, Walter! lieâ€"he’ll do allr‘rixht.” she Imped‘uhyly. “But it’ll so sudden, dear.” ‘ ‘ache, he discovered that lie: teeth were in .a very; bad condition. 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