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McHenry Plaindealer (McHenry, IL), 17 Aug 1922, p. 9

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w rragranr and Smooth fl^j|^ff»f1 know tht liKmjf ttatag rain nti«r Si SSwefi«>«ri5^E todayfavor - - ••-$&:. COIXSATFt | W Cuhmtr* Boaqucl Soap The favorite perfumed soap for three gewsratioM „ JSF Large rf»,3jc MiJrtw ifee, »oc Loruiriou»*-L«*lDt WANTED ABCOpBR- •pMPft IT9flMSS WL Cl»i ii mi. OM» Western Cifliii FitaiMrt JUMlant Life as I Sea ft. | The man with a smile is all very l|ell but we owe much to the man wflth a little backbone.--Louisville Courier-Journal. laxative enough Nature 5 Narva* hi Southwestern Manitoba jf: fcxpected to Come Cl«ee .'. Bumper Yield of ft IK. Those who hare friends tn Western Canada will be anxious to learn of the conditions there, and will be interested In knowing that generally the crop prospect is very favorable. Cutting and harvesting have become gen eral, and it is anticipated that the results which will appear when thrashing is completed will be highly satisfactory. With t'Te widely varying weather conditions that have prevailed in the different sections of the prairie provinces it would be Impossible to forecast with any degree of accuracy as to ho\v the crop is made. The Manitoba crop has held its own, and the outlook for the province as a whole la decided* !y good. With the exception of an area south and west of Brandon, grain crops In Manitoba continue to give promises of a good harvest, the best in fact for a number of seasons, it-ports the Canadian National Railways for the week ended July 22. Recent rains and favorable temperatures have Improved conditions wonderfully. Southwestern Manitoba will reap a harvest which will nearly equal the bumper harvest of 1915. Farmers in the district are very optimistic. The rye crop is exceptionally good; many fields will yield upwards of 80 bushels per acre. The fields are remarkably free of weeds, and the grasshopper menace, which has been evident in the southwestern portion of' the province for the part three years, hag been almost entirely obliterated. No damage has been done to the wheat crop by rust, and the oats crop will average more than 00 bushels to the acre. In Saskatchewan there are large areas where the crops are excellent. In places where the prospects some few weeks ago were not encouraging, material change for the better Is apparent. In these places unusually dry weather during a portion of the growing season kept the crops back, but what was most remarkable was the effect that the spring moisture had. While light in some places, this moisture kept sufficient strength In the growing cropt to ensure a fair yield of a good quality of grain. This condition arises in the mid-central dMh trlcts of the province. > The southern portions of the province have been exceptionally favored, reports shbwlng that the yield of all grains will be wonderfully good. The crops of all Saskatchewan are a week or ten days later than those of Manitoba. Conditions In Alberta : i* said to be good, especially In southern- Alberta, where copious and plentiful showers came in time to give assurance of good paying ylelos. This applies to nearly all sections of that district. Northern Alberta, or at least that portion of It lying within thirty miles of Edmonton, has suffered from lack of moisture, a very unusual thing for that district, where there Is generally an abundance. As a result, the heavy yields of wl.eat, oats and barley for which the district Is noted wl!l show considerable falling off over past years. The grain, though, is of excellent quality and the yield will be fair. Pasturage is poor, and the hay crop will fall short of that of any previous year for quite an extended period. On the whole, the prairie provinces of Western Canada wilt have a crop that will warrant- the statement that it will prove satisfactory and remunerative. A numbfer of farmers pnt In corn this year, and tram present appearances there Is a likelihood of an abundant yield for fodder and ensilage, while a goqd deal of It will fully mature. A number of silos were erected this season. While grain growing is losing none of Its Interest, it is highly pleasing to note the number of farmers who are adding dairying to the grain growing Industry.--Advertisement. I Too TifjMlial In Answering »n PuOt* Him byHle Own Attorney. * •tag advice to a fm attorney the other "I wojpl& advlse him to be careful afcewt placng Ms client on the stand. It is at least as well to know what he Is likely to answer to his attorney's leading questions. Some time ago," continued the lawyer, "a case was tried In which the plaintiff's attorney certainly 'spilled the beans,' though actually it was a cargo of bread, rolls and cake that was upset. A baker's wagon had been hit by a train in spite of the 'Stop, Look, Listen' sign, and the driver sued. On the stand he was asked how he conducted himself when he came to the crossing, and he replied: 'I Just trotted gently across, looking the other way and thinking about nothing tn particular.' The attorney threw up the case on the spot, but It was really a lack of foresight on hlB part," continued the narrator. DMrctd It took' James Henry of Chicago aad his former wife, Mrs. Mary Henry, nearly twenty-six years to realise their divorce was all a mistake. Henry, now sixty-three years old. has taken out a second marriage license to wed his former wife, who is fifty- five years old. The couple were first married In 1886. Ten years later Henry brought suit for divorce on the ground of Incompatibility of temper, and was granted a divorce. Vtegetarian Language ' John and Mary are the ytmtlfc SOI and daughter of the Woman's most intimate friend. John is quite pluntp and Mary quite thin, with a keen desire to put on more flesh, so Mary's diet Is carefully watched anrt she Is weighed each week. Bnt Mary Is youag and strenuous, and last week she tost two pounds. "Gee, you're skinny and never will be anything else," said John, when he had heard the late news. **Oh, well," said Mary resignedly, "L guess Fta only a string beun. But, after all, Td. hate to be a watermelon, like you 1' • Contemporary From Fashionable DresS--'"Whesi the gay Bard of Avon fondly Inquired 'What Is so rare as a day in June? he was probably thinking of the smiles and tears and tenderness of the wedding day." Not at all, brother, not at all! H« was probably thinking: "That's a mighty good line. Wish I'd thought of it before Lowell did."--^oaton Tnufr script Cutioura for Sore Hands. Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds of Cutlcura Soap, dry and rub In Coticura Ointment Remove surplus Ointment with tissue paper. This Is only one of the things Cutlcura will do if Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used for all toilet purposes.--Advertisement. A Presbyterian Next Time. Little Mary Lou, aged six, had always been an ardent Methodist, but was one day persuaded by . a small playmate to visit a Presbyterian Sunday school. She was enthralled by the new surroundings and was especially Infatuated with the charming young teacher who so cordially Invited her to come again. "I'd like to," said Mary Lou wistfully, "if I didn't have to go to my own Sunday school. But do you know, if I had my life to live over again, I just believe I'd be a Presbyterian."-- Kansas City Star. Bathers Took to Raincoats. The White Star liner Majestic, the world's largest steamer, arrived In New York the other day from Southampton and Cherbourg on her third voyage to America. Voyagers described the weather on the other side as wet and cold. One passenger said that at Brighton on the English coast where a carnival was In progress, the bathing belles paraded In oilskins, sea boots an<T sou'wester#. The relator solemnly averred that the king and queen of the pageant were supplied with hot grog to ward off the dangers of an attack ©Jjyjieu.- monla la the pelting rain. > '**- ' Breaking It Qently. "Maud's pet dog h: - been run over; she'll be heartbroken." "Don't tell her abruptly." "No, I'll begin by saying 'It's husband."--Boston Transcript Happy the man without .Irrttablll ties. But-he probabl; has no creams imagination. fe,: •k:'•»*. IM; It. tr. :>a K "t3 l* .*• • - .^4*5 Contents 15 XM| •aincnt Const! aad Cry For CASTORIA Special Care of Baby. That Baby should have * M of Its owa all are agreed. Yet it la more reasonable for aiiafaat to sleep with grown-upa than to use a man's medki-- la an attempt to regulate the delicate organism of that same infant. Either practice la to he shunned. Bdther would be tolerated by specialists in children's fifff Tour Physician win tall you that Baby's medicine must be prepared with even greater care than Baby's food. A Baby's stomach when in good health'is too often disarranged by improper food* Could you for a moment} then, •frfafc* of giving to your ailing child anything but a medicine especially prepared for Infants and Children ? DnH he deceived. Make a mental note of this:--ft is important, Mothers, that you should remember that to function well, the digestive organs of your Baby must receive special care. Ho Baby is so abnormal that the desired results may be had from the use of medicines primarily prepared for grown-up6- WfMEM SHOULD KAO T*£ BOOKLET THAT « AtOUKD EVOY SOTTIE V H£TCSOrS CMVMft fENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of tw Copy of Wtmppmr. MA EOMIM CMMNUTT. M YOM em. 10 Gents Insures Fresh Charm to Old Shawls iisr-v V £ >»'7t Every time you buy and use cheap and big can baking powder that does not give satisfaction you have increased, the cost of your bakings many times? X - REMEMBER CROWD SEES FLYER H KILLED IN MIDAIR Sbmt Aviator Cut to Pieces by >• Propeller, Leaping From; ! Plane to Plane. »! Chicago.--Swinging on a rope ladder dangling from an airplane 100 feet tn the air as he sought to thrill 5,000 Home wood pleasure seekers, Louis J antes, nationally known "boy aviator," was cut to pieces by the propeller of another plane. His body fell to the ground, almost at the feet of <£& •?- Economy BAKING POWDER that e«« Ruth Trlssman. TOT •mm t£: may get more quantity for your money --but quality means pure, sweet and alsuccessbakings. cm BY TUT Millions of housewives buy and use Calumet because Jthey know that it is the best leavener at the lowest price. ^ fd PUTTING MOTHER IN WRONG Squarely Inte the Propeller. •nteen years old. James, who was bnt eighteen year* old, Was a protege of Mis Kuth Law. The occasion was the second day of an aerial celebration under the auspices of the American Legion post of Homewood. A great throng had gathered. A dozen planes were whirring through the air, nose dives, tall spins, barrel rolls, Immelman turns, and all the other hair-raisers of the aerial art held the spectators. Then came the feature of the day. James was to perform the stunt made famous by Lieut. Omer C. Lockiear--that of climbing from one "ship" to another In midair. Twice before that day he had tried It and failed. James climbed to the top wing of one plane, and, lying flat upon Its surface grasped two struts and gave the Slgnnl to go ahead. The two ships took the air and slowly climbed to a height of 800 feet. Twice the pilot In the upper plane brought the dangling ladder to within a few Inches of James' outstretched hands before he was able tA grasp it. He was seen a second later hunting free. And then-- The planes seemed to sheer together for a moment. James and the ladder •cere thrown squarely into the propeller of the lower ship. James' body was Seefi to crumple. A moment later, rinnngled and bleeding, he dropped Into the crowd far below. Women screamed and fainted. Hiss Trissman sank to the ground unconscious. HURLED OVER CUFF; LIVES Forester, Legs Broken In Reck MM*. Swfms Gorge 200 Feet Belew. : Red Pass Junction, B. C, Canada.-- J. Bedford Edwards, forest ranger, bounded In the World war, was taujrht In a rock slide on the brink of o 200-foot cliff, and with both legs 'broken was hurled into the swirling Waters of the Fraser river below, while **C'meml>ers of a section gang stood on the cliff powerless to help him. By > some miracle Edwards succeeded in paddling his way to a shallow spot in the river and was hauled up onto the ; cliff with a rope. . 1 Edwards, employed by the British Columbia forestry department, was eurveying the territory devastated by a forest fire when caught in the slide. Jloseph McCoig. station operator at the Junction, heard the roar of the slide while strolling nearby, and called the section crew when he saw Edwards struggling In the river below. Edwards was to have been married this week, and his bride had arrived from [JSngland. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES-4yw or thrtaa* you wfeb Bees in Tree; Cfcurch Empty. Pittsfleld. Mass.--A cloud of Italian tioney bees, of a very valuable variety, iwarmed on the limb of an elm tree In the heart of this city. Though they were seventy-five feet above ground. Earl Bousquet, a bee fancier, armed with a long pole, carrying a net and with head and face covered by a helmet, succeeded, after a dozen perilous trips from ground to the tree, in netting the entire swarm. Bousq net's battle with the bees was watched by hundreds of people who •rdinarlly would have been in cburdL. ACCOUNTING FOR Simple Reason Why Girls In Railroad Refreshment Room All Were ' Robed in Somber Colors. The train was late, even later than Is usual on this particular line, and as they crawled through one station a weary traveler was heard to exclaim : MWhat a villainous station this Is' They try to Irritate one on purpose. Look at those girls in the refreshments room 1 Why do tbey dress them all in black?" "Don't you know," said the fellowpassenger In a most solemn tone of voice, and with a look of awe on his lace. "No," replied the carious and, fretful traveler. "Why," said the other, "because they are In mourning lor the late trains." ^ _ Small Boy Quick to Observe Feint That Might Enable Him to Ea> cape Punishment, It was cherry time and Richard Insisted on running out in the orchard and eating the half-ripe cherries. His mother told him how much better it would be for every one If he only left the cherrics until they were ripe, so they could be enjoyed. She also warned him she would ptinlsh him 11 he went to the orchard again. Soon she saw him pulling off the green cherries and she went out and cut a tiny switch from the tree. Richard saw her coming toward blm, switch in hnnd, and the little lad said to her earnestly: "Mother, if you had only left that Rwltch on the tree just think what a tine big limb it would have been some day!"--Exchange. Hew Method*. CsWng npon a friend, the victor found another visitor there in the person of the small granddaughter, Mary. Seated in her tiny rocker, playing with her doll, the little girl was apparently utterly oblivious of their conversation until it touched upon the death of a mutual acquaintance and the details of her burial, when suddenly the small voice piped up with, "Gran'muver, when you die I ain't goln' to bury you nor nothln'. I'm join' to have you stuffed." : don't little blm Testing Mother's 8ympa "Mother," said little George, " yon feel sorry for that poor dog? He looks hungry." "Yes," said his mother, JW a plate of food. After George bad fed Mm he said; "Mother, do you feel sorry enough to let him stay all night?" He Ought to Be MobbedL An old bachelor says, there la but one thing sweeter than love's young dream, and that Is to wake up and find yourself single.--Boston Transcript. Giving Him His Chanes^^f' Be--I w o u l d d i e f o r y o u . ^ - She--Well, what are yon waiting fort--Boston Transcript. • Amundsen's Ultimate Object. Captain Amundsen's plan Is to make bis base at Cape Barrow. From thence he proposes to cover by the air route the 1,275 miles fo the North pole. His ultimate goal Is Cape Columbia another 485 miles distant, making a total distance of 1,760 miles. As he will doubtless be compelled to deviate from the straight course, this estimates that he will cover approximately 2,000 miles. Just how he will recoyni/c the «ctu»»l pole Is n-»t qn'te clear, as it is not distinguished by any particular physical features. <*He will, however, be able to discover what chances there are for carrying out his projected drift in a vessel across the polar basin, which is his main purpose of flying over the top of the earth. SHIP US CREAM We | ^ ?uArantef prompt payment SB each and every can consigned to US. "We guarantee the prompt return ef empty cream cana. We guarantee to handle pnnpdl and to your satisfaction any claim you may have. WANTED: CREAI STATION 1OTOS All equipment and money (checksl furnuhed. - If you are interested In etrtablishiMf a Cream Station, we will come aaal see you or we will furnish tru*- portation for you to come and aw UB. All correspondence held strictly confidential. Write us. Murphy-Ward Dairy Company 2915 Cil-->1 Ave., Chkaga, •. Hair Thin ?......-- ialr-illMM the root* aad alopa Mr fMttaf --SblS a pot* rapidly. Try U1 At IUJMI Ha, w atrec* tnm KMC-HIM, CUrihh, laHi. 1mm. 1i cm MM MMI Hair Tmm It ilrtaftkM ft aodtei Subsequency. contribute a million dollars to your campaign fund!" said the enthusiastic friend. "No," rejoined Senator Sorghum In tones of gentle regret. "You mean well, but you are one of those chaps who inadvertently make an election an insignificant matter compared t» the subsequent Investigation." There Is no man so l ad bat has a secret respect for *he good. Twas Ever Thus. As a party of. tourists motored through the eastern part of Ureenca»- tlc retaitly, a small car, loaded with five younpWrs, slipped up behind, the Indianapolis News reports. As the smaller car Was forging ahead one of the boys lit a giant cannon cracker and tossed It behind' the big car. It went off with a loud report. There was a screeching of brakes as the big car came to a halt, and the tourists piled out to hunt for the blowout* The youngsters passed merrily oi|. ' New Dodge. Willis--Didn't your wife bawl fm, out last night when she woke up whea you came home? Gillis--No; I fooled her. I Mood la the hall an hour, delivered a lecture on Civic Righteousness, told a bedtime story, and sang three grand opera selections, and she thought die bad forgotten to turn off the radio.--Judge. Breezy. "Hello, old man. I see joo have aa electric fan." "Yes; X thought N blow myself.** re 7your • soun •V • : "Vfyfe.-vS ALTH authorities agree that chik dren should let coffee and tea alone^ that their nerves may be kept free front r the caffeine drug disturbance, and gratis up in natural health*; x * * 'v^* '•> a- Isn't this suggestion There's charm fm* all and hann fbr none fa# Postum, that satisfying, wholesome cereal beverage which contains nothing to disturbs nerves or digestion. Make the test todays rosttim "There's a Rea&m' , -WlJ 'f S -- TTKR; -s

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