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THE McHENRY PLAINDEALER, THURSDAY, MAT 12, 1927 V" f'V rFAKOT > June 1st to July 10th Price* on Quality Matings Pure Bred Harrow Chix. 100% alive delivery. 8. C White Leghorns.... & C. Brown Leghorns.. Barred Rocks 8. C. Reds ...-- . i Aneonas .............. White Rocks ...... Rose Comb Reds... Buff Orpingtons ... White Wyandottes Heavy Assorted ..... Light Assorted Special Matings 2c a chick higher titan Quality Matings. Farrow Chix .for May 15 to 31 delivery l/2c a chick higher than above prices. All flocks American Cert-O-Culd. Order today aft these prices. v D. T FARROW CHICKERIES, Dept. 500 Peoria* 111. $15.50 15.50 17.50 17.50 ..10.00 ..10.00 19.50 .11.00 21.50 ..11.00 21.50 s ACME BABY CHICKS ACME CHICKS are produced from *l\ INSPECTED AMERICAN CERT-O- ; CULD flocks. Every chick a purebred •>;'Jiow Prices--June 1st to July 10th. Quality Matins:-- 100 200 5. C. White Leghorns....$ 8.00 $15.50 6. C. Brown Leghorns.... 8.00 15.50 Barred Rocks .................... 9 00 17.50 '& C. Reds 9 00 17.50 White Rocks ,......,.:a0 00 B. C. Reds ----"1&00 I reckon prayer will Wlp a juy a lot, but it's a sight more efficient if mixed with hard work and determination to win. You can't expect the Lord to do it all. 19.50 19.50 21.50 21.50 12.75 14.75 _aff Orpingtons ..............11.00 White Wyandottes 11.00 Light Assorted 6.50 Beavy Assorted 7.50 Special Matings GOLD MEDAL CHICKS 2c each higher Order direct from this ad and save ' time. May prices--per chick higher than above prices. Reference: Merchants and "Illinois Natl. Bank, Peoria, 111., and the Editor if this paper. ACME BABY CHICK HATCHERY A. Hirsh, Manager IfoQ Broadway, Peoria, HI. "Dey ain't no jestice no mo," mourned Rufus to a friend. "Sam, ah's a sick man. Guess ah's a gwine die, suah. Ah goes to de doctah, an' he says mah veins am too close. Says ah got very close veins an' de only help fo' me, he says, am to eat chicken brof free times a day, an' stay in nights. An' Sam, dat jes' kaint be done!" Farm Loans 5%, 5*4% or 5Wo, depending Oil value of land per act# Prompt Service SAVINGS BANK OF KEWANEE Kew&nee, Illinois Friends will always laugh at your jokes, whether they are good or bad --but there's a great deal in the way they do it. DO YOU KNOW--That--you can't saw wood with a hammer; That -- knocking your neighbor doesn't elevate you in the eyes of others,^and That--the only way to get anywhere is to start and keep 00 going until you get there--and That--only fools and idiots know everything and believe everything and That--even the angels weep when they look down and see a man who knows he has no room for improvement-- and Thati--there is enough success in the world to go round if you'll ONLY HELP YOURSELF--and IF YOU KNOW AND REALIZE these facts and act accordingly, then IT'S HORSE SENSE YOU HAVE. Doctor: "Here is your prescription. It will cost you sixty cents to have it filled." Auten: "Say, doc, can you loan me the sixty cents ?" Doctor: "Let me have that prescription a moment." Carefully scratching out a part, handed it back with a dime, saying: "You can now have it filled for ten cents. What I scratched out was for your nerves." 'Round the house there's somethin' doin', and I think that work is brewin', fer the wife is makin' plans that come each year. With the springtime now in season, there's no doubt that that's the reason why the., dustin', cleanin', scrubbin' job is here. All engagements we are droppin'. 'Stead of steppin' out, we're moppin'. T6 a married man the thoughts is understood. As the front rug is hangin', for it's beatin' and it's bangin'-- when the wife says, "beat it"-- Gee, I wish I could. E'en the yard, with dirt appalling, needs a thorough overhauling, and the shovel, rake and hoe are put to use. Little gardens must be planned on, are the places where real, labor's put to use. ^ •+ Up on ladders; then a-kneeling. Washing baseboard, tile and ceiling, till your knees, your arms, and mental power are dumb. Yep ,it's up to you--get busy! Plough until you're fairly dizzy. That's the penalty you pay 'cause spring has come. "Married men should wear something to indicate plainly that they are married," says a critic. They generally do by wearing a suit of the year before last this year and next. 0. W. KLONTZ, M. D. Physician and Surgeon (Also treating all diseases of the Eye, Bar, Nose and Throat and doing Refraction) Oflfce Hours--8 to 9 a. m., 2 to 4 and I 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays by Appointment Office at Residence, Wauklgan Road. Phone 181 McHenry, HL WM. M. CARROLL Lawyer Oflke with Kent & Company Every Wednesday Phone 34 McHenry, HI telephone No. 108-R. Stof fel & Reihansperger Insurance agents for all classes of property in the best companies. WEST McHENRY, ILLINOIS J. W. WORTH PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT Audits Systems Income and Inheritance Tax Matters Member of Public Accountants Association of Illinois * Phone 206-J McHenry, DL Phone 126-W. Reasonable Ratea A. H. SCHAEFEB ^ •* Draying McHENRY, ILLINOIS Insure- In Sore -Insurance WITH Wm. G. Schreiner Auctioneering OFFICE AT RESIDENCE Phone 93-R McHENRY, ILL UKWOS/U appeal of the UNIVERSAL COOLER«is due to its Supreme Quality ami low cost THERE is no longer any need for you to deny yourself the priceless advantages of electrical refrigeration. The Universal Cooler, a quality product in design and construction. offers you modern, cleanly, trouble-free refrigeration at an exceptionally low cost. Universal Cooler is positive and automatic in action, quiet in operation and so simple there is practically nothing to get out of order. You can have The Universal Cooler in a fine self - contained ducofinished metal cabinet or you can have the " . electrical refrigerating units installed in your present ice box. In either case. Universal Cooler will meet your need fully, satisfactorily and economically. Universal Cooler is moderate in price, negligible in upkeep cost, purchasable on easy terms. Sc« Universal Cooler today V - *' "We're all jes' kinda waitin' fer the call that's bound ta come. Our spirit's hesitatin', though it's gettin' set ta hum. We know it won't be long, now, till we'll have the same old fling that creeps all through the system with the comin' of the spring. _ The trees 're gonna waken an' the sap is gonna run, when frost of winter's shaken 'neath thfe blazin' of the sun. The flowers 'er gonna blossom an' the grass is gonna grow. Fair spring is playin' possum 'er it springs its yearly show. You'll hear the birds a slngin' an' you'll see them flyin' high. You'll know their comin's bringin' spring as winter's passin' by. TTie clouds 'er gonna clear up so's ta make all things look bright. The world is gonna cheer up, pretty soon, with all its might. 01' Mother Nature's smilin', 'cause she's lookin' just ahead. She'll wait fer jest a while 'un then she'll liven all things dead. It kinda thrills a person 'cause ya know what she will bring, when winter time's dispresin' so'8 to clear the way for spring. FALSE FACES" OPENS AT STUDEBAKER SUNDAY A new play, "False Faces," from the pens of Richard Hardinge Barker and Greatrex Newman, will be presented at the Studebaker Theatre, Chicago, on Sunday night May 15, for the first time on any stage. R. H. Burnside, the producer, is internationally famous as a stage director, and his marvelous presentations at the New York Hippodrome, have placed him in a class by himself, having never been equaled in any country. His entrance into the producing field is a gratifying sign of the times, as it is a foregone conclusion that any play to which he attaches his name, is well worthy of careful consideration of those who desire the fine things the theatre has to offer. When it was learned a few weeks ago that Mr. Bumside contemplated makir? a production, all sorts of inducements were made him by New York managers to persuade him to open his new play in New York, but he steadfastly declined all offers, as he is firmly of the opinion that at this time Chicago is a much more favorable city in which to produce a new play. The story of "False Faces" is a delightful combination of wit and mystery and is highly interesting. The cast includes such well known stars as: Charles Richman, Dallas Welfords, A. G. Andrews, Leo Donnelly, Carleton Macy, Frederick Burton. Helen Baxter, Catherine Willard Louise Mackintosh and Robert Craig. Twice Told Tales Interesting Bits of Newa Taken ^ From the Columns of tht Plaindealer Fifty and • Twc«ty-ftve Years Ago May, 1877 We think we do not exaggerate when we say that MlcHenry has no superior as a freight dep6t on the line of the road. In two days last week nineteen cars of freight were left at this station, eight on Thursday and eleven on Friday, besides a large amount of other small freight unloaded from cars that were not left. / The Chicago market quotes the following priced: Butter, 23 cents per lb., eggs, 10 cents a dozen arid lard at 9% cents per lb. A Richmond "saloonkeeper emptied his liquors into the Nippersink, he having joined the temperance movement, that kind the new Board recommends, and them fellows who went a little distance below on Sunday and dipped it out said they couldn't see that it was reduced much. Quite a number of our citizens are at Woodstock courting this week. On the jury we notice the names of our townsmen John Huemann and Capt. E. Griswold. - May, 1902 Dr. Nye's house at Johnsburg will soon be ready for the plasterers. It is a nicely arranged house, being situated on the main street near his old office. . Stephen Freund has the job in charge--a guarantee of good work. The Elgin market quotes butter at 22 cents. Someone has registered a kick concerning the care given our street lamps. Now who is to blame for the present condition of the lamps? To blame the persons who have charge of the lighting is folly. The two policemen who have dozens of such lamps to care for should be given some consideration. Every town begins its career with kerosene lamps because it is the cheapest method to install, then as the years roll by and the lamps grow old, the citizens become dissatisfied, some person or persons make a complaint and in time gas or electric light plant is the result. tf electric lights are installed in McHenry, the village should own the plant and derive all the benefits. A few prices which appear in the ads in this week's issue: Best cane sugar, per 100 lbs., $4.98; Arbuckle's coffee, 11 lbs. for $1.00; genuine New Orleans molasses, per gal., 50 cents; 2 lb. cans of apricots, peaches, pears, egg plums and green gage plums, per doz. cans, $1.25. DENTISTS DRS. McCHESNEY & BROWN (Incorporated) Dr. I. W. Brown Dr. R. M. Walker Established over 50 years and still doing business at the old stand Pioneers in First Class Dentistry at Moderate Prices j-1 Ask your neighbors and i Friends about us. & E. Cor. Clark and Randolph St. 145 N. Clark St., Chicago Dally 8 to 5, Sundays 9 to ll Phone Central 2047 6 6 6 is a prescription for Golds, Grippe, Fin, Dengue, Billons Fever and Malaria. It kills the germs. . The Universal Cooler FiQi £ Vnivertal Need. See the Universal Cooler on Demonstration at our Store H. E. Buch _ • eco. Batteries, Tubes and Radio AeccMorin P*0"* 48 . fires® 8t JOHNSBURO Helen Schaefer was a McHenry caller Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Oefffing, son, Lloyde, visited with Mr. and Mrs. George Michels Sunday. M!r. and Mrs. Jacob Steffes and family of McHenry visited with Mr. and Mrs. Steve King, Sunday afternoon. Irene Smith visited with Oliva Hettermann Sunday. Mrs. John Mertes visited with Mr. and Mrs. Joe Adams Monday. Mr. and Mrs. Abraham Dietz and daughter, Kathryn, Mrs. Christina Brefeld and son, Carl, of Chicago visited Mr. and Mrs. Michael Baur on Sunday. Frank Kempfer visited a few days with his parents. M!r. and Mrs. Joe Hettermann, Henry Hettermann, daughter, Agnes, and Adam Bildner motored to Janesville, Wis., Monday. Alex Freund of Chicago visited with friends here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Schaefer and children visited with Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Smith Sunday. Mrs. Joe Hettermann and Mrs. Not Afraid of Fat John Pitzen visited with Mrs. S. H The reason the old-fashioned man Smith one day last week. didn't have to quit eating potatoetj Mr. and Mrs. Joe Hettermann and was because the old-fashioned wlf« I family motored to Burlington, Wis., never wenX on a diet to reduce he) Sun<jay and visited with Mr. and Mrs. weight.-^-Cinrlnnatl Enquirer. William Krift. Mr. and Mirs. George * Lay and daughter of Denver, Colo., are visiting with Mrs. Mary Tonyon. Mr. and Mrs. John Pitzen visited with Mr. and Mrs. Nick Pitzen one | day last week. Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Smith moved into their new home Wednesday which was built by Jacob Mfiller. Elizabeth Kempfer was a McHenry caller Teusday. William Thiel has just finished building a tool shed and remodeling the- house for Jacob M»y. He has also been building an addition to Rudolph Johnson's house at Pistakee Lake. The following were out-of-town guests at the Schaeffer-Pitzen wedding: Rev. S. Wolfgarten, Virgel, 111., Mr. and Mrs. Joe F. Schmitt and daughter, Beatrice, Beloit, Wis.; Misses Mary and Christine Schaefer, DesPlaines; Mr. and Mrs. Anton M. Schaefer and daughters, Alvina and Paulina, and son, George, Mrs. Wilfred Donlea, Arlington Heights; Mrs. Elvira von Ammonn, M!r. and Mrs. Joe Schneider, Mrs. Richard Kock, Chicago; Mr. and Mrs. Adam Koch, Pistakee Bay. Mr. and Mrs. William Harrah and son, Billy, called on Mr. and Mrs. John P. Schaefer Saturday. Mrs. Elvira von Ammonn from Chicago stayed with Mr. and Mrs. John P. Schaefer all last week for a visit ; ! ~ May party and dance given by the Royal Neighbors at Stoffel's hall this Saturday night. May 14. Come. 49 Protected Swana Multiply Wild swans are protected under a federal law prohibiting killing them. The birds are increasing under this protection and are numerous now along the Gulf and Atlantic coasts. Early Street Lighting The first strt-et Ugiitlng system was started in London in 1414, when house and store owners on certain streets were reqnirad to hang oat.horn-sided lanterns at sunset. Cards and card casea to fit at the Plaindealer office. Ask to see them. CLEANING 6 PRESSING and REPAIRING Both Men's and Women's ---- Garments . Located over Bolger'a (Drug Store Prompt Service and Satisfaction Guaranteed A trial order will convince anyone that the work done is of the highest class. Mrs. Anna Howard ins "Wr lfan wftli Sifcnetfcittg in Beserm" --the man with a fond built on the small deposits of his savings account. • • • • \ The opportunities that beckon, the reserves that threaten progress--he succeeds because he possesses the tangible assets to meet them all. Equally important, his savings account also builds those intangible assets- that establishes a firm foundation for years of successful effort--the spirit of thrift and economy, the moral control that builds character, the financial reservation that gives him \V ace-high credit. Fox River 11 State Ba nk "The BankThatHelps You X<*G«t Ahead McHenry %;;y;* . 'y.-f- * • Illinois Buy It in McHenry Going to Build? If you are ^ ring 640-J-l And let ui give you an estimate Wm. Thiel "No Job Too Small--None Too Big to Receive Our Most Careful Consideration" * "CAU» ON BOX!' » »* '|, * i' i 'I' 1 *• 'I1 * '1' •»• * * i 1 '1' 't -1' •!' !• » a 0 'p • , "Handy > Pantries of • the • * Middle .. West" « • «» «• «!» NATIONAL TEA CO. QPALITy GROCERS every National Values for Friday and Saturday Soap P & G White Natpha ££ Bars "1 h ~ Limit 5 bars JLttw Window envelopes and Statements save a great deal of labor and mistakes. Ask about thou 'pt the Plaindealer office. N McHenry Cartage Service Company We specialize in hauling rubbish, ash£§, cans, etc. We will make weekly calls. We will also do expressing of all kinds at reasonable rates. (Copyrighted 1926 by Universal Cooler CorpJ For Quick Service CaU tMcHenry 38 Water Softener ££»Ho .. * 10 ox. box Os* 2 for 5/C Roane " Campbell's Pork and Beans 3 -- 2 5 c 0 * c National, Sifted x Cdo Early June - 16c Crackers sodT 2,kb" 26c Kellogg's Krumbles "* 10c Preserves iZ*?*11 ""25c Lifebuoy Soap 3 bars 16c Salmon Choice Pink Small can 16c Eagle Condensed Tall 17c .Coffee Special -Blendlb. 29c Fresh Fruits and Vegetables National Tea Store Green and Elm Streets McHenry, 111. mikia