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Mi *HK McHXmtY PLA1NDKALKK, THURSDAY, JTJK* % 1937 *r y , . ^:isr,ife;; * THE M'HENRY PLAINDEALER Published mrr Thursday at , DL, bgr Ghaiiaa F. Iwtel. Classified Column i; Entered as second-class matter 'at the poetoflfee at McHeazy, DL, UB- •4*T the act of May 8, 1879. FOR SALS TT&ft • • • » • • • • • • • • • • • • • • # • • • • • • • • # « • • * » . • • * • • • • . • • • • • • • • • • S&X Mudttri ••••»•••«••«*»•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••* if TYPEWRITERS ;'M Sales and Service. TM" A. H. MOSHXR, Editor and Manager China telle the Briftsfe1 Empire It Cannot invade aod it goes ou evading. , v It often happens that "Ww tblr.gs •townable each other less than two ftgn) opinions. v ^ Another style problem fa making a ItljbO per cent American look at bom* pi* English trousers. !"r ' 1 • JLi;' ' ' 1® the olden days wS«n.'llJer« wpt 'f'ito power but roan pow^,ob cine wkli I ittt of employment . ' ' ' . , A dispatch says that feminine ears v,..- ^ tj,{s season, but knees ' ' '-'•ill continue to be visible. v One nice thing about the mOTie Wk 'll that there must be s marriagabafcre there can be a dlroreaL <~r- Crime statistics show that not many fctubands have to fare the charge ,of killing their wives witk-ldbdnefia. ; lIS* * Magazines are usually 46 per cent disappointment That's because they are trying to please somebody besides jtro. l%e best time to bate the assessor the radio at Its true cash value is ' Jarhen you feel t^at it Isn't worth a . fax** 'The cynic argues that U the meek .laherlt the earth, the rough-neck will »tain the customary extraterritorial #Hvilege«. , . v o ~ Edison thinks a man can <<fo with. a ,, «erj tittle sleep. He would bmve taato j| great United States senator during a filibuster. , .,s , , , v* I 1" * >'». I' , Princeton also has began t* ask. If college is s good plate to Sedd a boy ia. why give him an automobile to get away from it? Too many young men are committing suicide Education shoald tescb •ttn to face the future and not tempt them to evade it It is estimated the* average sentence la the cases of those who begin their Wtories, -Too see. lodge, it was this Way--" is 90 days. A tough one for today's questionaaire game: "Who composed 'Moonlight on the Ganges,' and baa there keen any demand?" Some days a fellow bounces out oi t>ed feeling like Ixnid Laughter and Applause, and retires feeling like an ftfjmirnment sine die. The Georgia girl who ran away with * strange man because she1 "was fed on school," will find that her edu Nation has just begun. Anyway, we can almost take ft for granted that the fellows who think /top posers for these question games (nust have looked in a book. It's a queer world where any opatart biographer can desecrate the Memory of the departed great at will and a guest towel is sacred. A 60 cent table d'hote Is a meal iin which the question which commonly arises u> whet bar the salad cewse is subsistence or a soiled plats. Russian Soviet newspaper -demand* that the price of "offins be placet! within the reaeh of every dead man About bow far can every dead "t" reachT • Dogs not over two feet long are allowed to ride in Vienna street cars. A fiendish bit of legislation forcing all these poor little sho'-t-legged daehahunds to walk. Ever since John McCormsck admitted that he is not the greatest tenor In the world, a number of «ar locker- room nightingales have been looking self-conscious In Plorids Ponce de Leon was supposed to discover the fountain of youth. Be undoubtedly located a land of peculiar charm for immature and Inexperienced Invettora. Prince William of Sweden astonished Philadelphia by calling for prime soup, his favorite dish. Prunes make a nice chowder,'but yon have to look out for «he bones. It is singular that people who bay books and attend lectures on ho# to reduce weight seldom think of phya leal exercise as a remedy to be bad for little or nothing. The schoolboy was not tar wroag when be wrote: "A talisman is s man Who calls every week for the fornt tare money." It is a miracle If he gets the awmey regularly. Jf«n of Plain Speech Unused to Long Word* • "Do I understand you to assert Mr. Biggies," asked the lawyer for the de feoso, "that there were other subse quent occurrences of like nature, consecutive and consequent?" -No, sir!" disclaimed Mr. Biggies, cautiously. "1 didn't use no sech lan gua«e as that! All 1 says was: There weren't nary a chicken stole till artei HI Jenkins was let out o' Jail, but there, was the very night after; and some mean skunk--1 ain't namin names--kep' right on robblu' ben roosts every Sat'dy night and there was feathers In his yard Sunday morn ID'S. That's every word i' said, an' not Another syl*ble!" * Long words are apt to arouse timid Itt (o!" resentment In cities Vhtre brief and pungent speech is thi rule, the Christian Register recently tpl<1 of the objections of a certain primi tive and plain-spoken Captain Loveless to the new minister's "high-brow talk." One day the minister was trying to cm verse with another old retired mariner. Captain Williams, who was very deaf; Captain Loveless had been telling sbout "the big fire in 'Si." -Was It the consensus of opinion," asked the minister, "that the confla gratlon was the result of accident or the work of an Incendiary?" "Hey r* said Captain Williams, hand to ear. "What he wants to know," cut In Captain Loveless, raising his voice to carrying pitch, "is whether the big lire wss set or ketchedr USED CAR BARGAINS * ftepaired and Rentals. 1924 Ford touring with winter top; Prompt attention to phone calls, general condition very good. Price Phone 649. L. KILTZ, Woodstock only $75. " • ... . ... 49-tf 1924 Ford Tudor Sedan; new tires, ------____________________ and good paint job. Reasonable price. FOR SALE--Used Frigidaire refrig- 1926 Dodge Business coupe, nearly erator; good condition; extra large new. Wonderful buy. sice box. Can be seen at Mr. Le- 1926 Dodge Business sedan; good Moon's, Pistakee Bay. Bargain at E. Buch A Co. 49-tf paint job; five good tires; wonderful $250. installed. buy. Price $695. Phone 48. i923 D^g* screen COOPER'S SAPONIFIED CKESOL-- nearly new; motor in Arl condition; . ...... . j, -- . . - PrW *S7R For disinfecting barns after TB testing. Sold by Dr. J. E. Wheeler, West McHonry. 3S-tf FOR RENT a real bargain. Price $275. 1924 Dodge Business sedan; five good tires. This is in excellent condition. Price $450. 1927 Pontiac Laudau; only? a few months old car. Can be bought at a poR RENT--Furnished rooms reasonable price. rooms for light housekeeping. JAMES MORROW A SON, BlcHenrv 124-J. e 186 West McHenry, 111, Also Phone 52-tf. ftftffeo* NetWorHUl by Law* or Laufytrt North Greenland-' might well be de scribed as the Communist's paradise. It is a region practically without laws; there sre certainly none In regard to real estate The stone bouses in which the natives live belong to nobody In particular. If an Eskimo family find an empty one, they simply move Into It and it becomes theirs until they va cate. Polygamy is permitted and "mar rlages" are arranged entirely by par ents. When s couple tire of each oth er they simply take other mates There is nothing that corresponds to "courtship." In such circumstances It seem* strange that Eskimo women ' are among the most devoted parents In the world. If s separation occurs, the children always go with the mother. This arrangement as may be imagined, leads to Interminable complications. but in spite of It all er*y eae happy. Shake$p«ttr» an Italian? Aa Italian professor, Paladlno, has )turt written s monograph to support his view that Shakespeare was born In Italy of Protestant parents and was called Michael Angelo Flerlo. B« argues that 8hakespeare was ths su tbor of a volume of verse called "Second Fruits," which came under the ban of the Roman church. In consequence of this religious oppo sltlon Shakespeare then fled to Eng land where be set op la baslnsss as a playwright In support «f this the ory Professor Paladlno quotes of "Second Fruits" which given In fall t Oaarttan. he Mitcric Bmidmg White Tower Is the name glvaa te the largest and most Important of the buttdlngi composing the Tower of London. It was built about 1078 by King William I, the Norman conqueroc. but was added to and strengthened by several of William's successors Until the time of ths Stuarts It was aasd both as s palace and as a state prison. A menagerie existed In the White tower down to 1881, when the snl were removed to the Zoological The tower contains *-.#ae esPsctfoa of armor. GOOD USED CAR BUYS 1926 Chandler Coupe. 1923 Buick 5-pass. Sedan. 1924 Buick 4-pass. Coupe. 1926 Buick Standard Six. OVERTON & CO¥fEN Phone 6 West McHenry FOR RENT--P&stuie for tested cattle. Phono 630-R-l. Walter J. Walsh. 60-tf. FLAT FOR RENT--Inquire Popp, West McHenry. Of B. 37-tf WANTED MACHINERY FOR SALE 24-44 Racine Thresher. 26-46 Case Thresher. 28-44 Rumley Thresher. 24-46 Minneapolis Thresher. 30-55 Wood Bros TTiresher, 21-36 Wood Bros. Thresher. 22-36 Case Thresher. Six-roll McCormick Husker. Six-roll U. S. Husker. John Deere Fordson Plow. Factory rebuilt Oliver 3-bottom Plow. DRUCJB & SHELDON Phone iOO Grayslake, 111. 52-2 WANTED--Hiousework by lady, with five-year-old boy. Either in country or in city. Mrs. Eva Miack. Inquire at Plaindealer. ~ 52 WANTED--Girl for general housework in private family at Pistakee Bay. Phone 635-R-2. 50-tf. WANTED--First class cook for Sundays only. Call 657-W-2. Ask for Mjrs. Peterson. 49-tf. WANTED--Farms of all sizes and descriptions for cash or exchange for income property. We specialize in quick deals. Kent & Company, Mc- FOR SALE--Black stallion, 12 years Henry. 88-tfl LOST old, weight about 1900. Being sold because of death of owner. Inquire Mrs. Frankie ni* Green street or Washington street FOR SALE--Two old sows with 18 near St Patrick's church, Wednesday Tel. 636-W-l. Nick Justen 52-tf of l««t week. Finder call 118-J. Reward. 52- Stephenson, Ringwood, LC>gT--Gold Royal Neighbor pin, on 5 pigs. FOR SALE--Ice box, two dressers and anc' two beds. Apply Saturday or Sunday.; at Lot 22, Emerald Park. C. M. Friesnecker. 52* FOUND--A rosary. Owner may have FOUND same by paying for this ad. UPRIGHT PIANO $1»--Apply for 645-M-l. this piano now. Exchange for player .-- or Grand. Cable Piano Co. 167 E. MISCELLANEOUS Chicago St, Elgin, Illinois. 51-2 Phone 52 RESULTS! FOR SALE--1926 Tudor Ford; good Kent & Company condition; reasonable. Inquire at -Can sell that house! West McHenry State Bank. 51-tf Can rent that flat! FOR SALE--One black m.r., 8 year. C,n to"1 * 'W* for »*' ta»dI W"* old, wt. 1400; also a number of used WATCH, CLOCK AND JEWELRY farm machines. A. P. Freund, R. 3, REPAIRING-- Located at "Tempus McHenry. Phone 654-M-2. 50-3 FOR SALE--Three-piece parlor suite, velour with cane; 9x12 Wilton rug; 8x10 rug. Call 38. 50-tf. Fugit" on Elm St., McHenry. Ritt. Mort 50-tf A loose leaf duplicate system of keeping your accounts will save hours of work in sending out your monthly statements. Ask the Plain- FOR ALL Sewing Machine and Victrola troubles, call 162. B. Popp, West McHenry. 50-tf FOR PROMPT REMOVAL of all dead animals, call "WVodstock Rendering Co., Phone 1646-J-2 and reverse dealer job department to explain it charges. Prompt service and cash to you. paid for the same. 51-3* SLOCUM'S LAKE Pattern* of B*auty There Is a certain pattern of charm and beauty which consists to a cer tain relation between our nature . . aad the thing which pleases us Avery thing formed on this pattern please* as, whether It be s bonss, song, dls course, poetry, prose, woman, birds rivws, trees, rooms, drses, etc. Any thlnt not according to this patters displeases those who have food taste There Is s perfect relation be twMn a song and s house which sre Bade on a good pattern, becaase thej are like this good pattern, though each after Its kind.--Pascal. % : A Mew Tort publisher says that M per cent of fiction Is produced st a loss. The fact thst publishers are good fellows may explain why fiction nevertheless lesds other classes of printed books. Lotting BmLding Malarial Burnt clay brick, when property produced, whether In this or sny oth er country. Is for all practical pur poses s permanent building material Its durability, being a matter of cen turies. hs* therefore never been scl eatifically established, except whes some house, erected in pre-Revolo tlooary days or In Europe in the Mid die ages. Is demolished aad the brick found as good as on the day when It was laid la ages past' kings built pyramid* aaaedscts, highways, bridges ;aiMK great castles, and just the other day la Europe one got out a patent on an elastic loop for holding a flower In tfes lapeL At last It bai been determined why s girl cries at a weddl&g. It's because she wants the groom for her husband, she's glad she didn't get him, she's 4a lighted that the bride got hla, abe't awry for her sake that she did, at hm shoes bart ' J **- &£ - - -• " . s pbll • Gratfcs Prmfmr Isssfy tireekc as a people bsve osophy ot life that la quite trotn that of Americana. Their dsslw Is to he rounded out human beings sad having an interest more in beaati aad life Itself thas tu material ear ess***. BnriiutiMK in psrsraiai rets dons is exceptional and as a rule thet> habtts are temperate. They Mww S liking ^ peoeew of thinking. Mir. and Mrs. Richard Dowell and children and Milton Dowell from Volo visited Sunday evening at the R. B. McGill home. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Gansinger of Chicago were visitors Wednesday at the home of Mr. and Mirs. R. B. McGill. Mr. and Mrs. Willard Darrell, Mir. and Mrs. H. Matthews and Mildred D Hoffman attended th© Mayflower Chapter, O. E. S. at Wauconda Thursday night, which was the twenty second birthday of the Chapter and Past Officers night for inltation of Miss Myrtle Darrell. Mr. and Mirs. Harry Matthews and Mildred D. Hoffman, filled stations of Worthy Patron and Worthy Matron and Associate Conductress for the evening. Sunday dinner guests at the Blomgren home were Mr. and Mrs. Harry Morse of Chicago and Mr_ and Mrs. .Raymond Lusk of Wauconda. Willard Darrell was a business csller at Antioch one day last week. Mrs. Harry Matthews, Mildred D. Hoffman and Miss Myrtle Darrell attended "Friends Night" Nunda Chapter, O. E. S. at Crystal Lake Thursday night. Mildred Hoffman filled the station of Associate Conductress for the evening. Mrs. R. B. McGill was a business caller at Woodstock Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Williams and son, James Howard, of Crystal Lake spent Sunday and Memorial Day at the home of Mrs. William's parents, on Orchard farm. L«on Smith of Elgin spent Memorial Day at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Page Smith on Orchard farm. Sunday visitors at the Darrell and Matthews home on Oak Glen farm were Mrs. Elizabeth Bacon and daughter, Vinnie, of Roseville, Mrs. James Mianicom of Grayslake, Mr. and Mrs. William Fink of Wauconda and Geo. Roselein of Cary. Mr. and Mrs. Ray Dowell and daughter, Dorothy, were dinner goests Sunday at the home of Mrs. Dowell's sister, Mrs. Wayne Bacon near Gris* wold Lake. Miss Myrtle Darrell and Mildred D Hoffman were,in Elgin Sunday night Mr. and Mrs. Carl Ohrwall and daughter, Verna, of Crystal Lake spent Memorial Day at the home of Mrs. Ohrwall's parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. W, Pfannenstfll. Mrs. Mary Dowell is spending a few weeks at the home of her granddaughter, Mrs. Robert Kirit in Aurora. Mr. and Mrs, George Elsmere and I children of- Barrington visited Tuesday night in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Winkler on Ardelow farm. Mi«8 Myrtle Darrell Mildred D. Hoffman spent from Saturday until Monday at the home of their sister Mrs. LaDoyt Matthews who is qiute ill At hex home in Crystal Lake. Mir. and Mrs. Willard Darrell, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Matthews and son, Robert Darrall, spent Memorial Day at the rome of the former's daughter, Mrs. LaDoyt Matthews in Crystal Lake. Mr. and Mrs. Len Kelley of Pingry Grove visited Sunday at the letter's sister, Mrs. O. W. Grantham, Mr. and Mrs. H. D. Binks, daughters, Eleanor and Ardine and son, Melvin of Oak Park spent the week-end at their farm. 1 Mr. and Mrs. Ed Pfannenstill of M'undelein were Sunday dinner guests with the former's parents here. Mr. and Mrs. Bert Harris of Wauconda were visitors on Miemorial Day at the home of the tatter's sister Mirs. Page Smith. Mrs. M. Eatinger and son, George, of [Wauconda were Tuesday evening guests at the home of the former's brother, Ray Dowell. Mr. and Mrs. George Lundgren of ^auconda were dinner guests on Memorial Day at the Blomgren home. Mrs. Duane Smith and son, Russell of Edison Park enjoyed breakfast and dinner, Sunday at the Home of the latter's grandmother, fetrs. Clara Smith on Orchard farm, Willard Darrell was a Waukegan business caller Friday. W. E. Brooks and son, Chesney, Were in McHenry Saturday; Mrs. Henry Winkler and daughter, Lillian were shoppers at Barrington Thursday. Mirs. Ella Parks, M)r. and Mrs. Hugh Parks of Parkridge spent Miemorial Dsay at the home of tre former's sister, Mrs. W. E. Brooks. You will find many useful articles on our 10 oeat counter. Brickson Dept. Store. •»»»»»•»<•••«<»•«»•»»»•»»» BMP SCOTT WATSON On* ef the Last of the Piratea ALTHOUGH the Eighteenth century was the heyday of buccaneers along the American coast, robbing on the high sees was not entirely stamped out In Colonial day a and one of the problems which the new republic faced after the Revolution was the suppression of sporadic outbreaks of piracy. As late as 1881 a pirate was hanged in New York dty, and his story Is an interesting one. Charlos Gibbs was his name snd he wss a fanner poy; born Jn Rhode Island tn VTM. He ra"n away to soa and enlisted on the American war sloop, Harriet He saw action In the fight with the British ship Peacock sad was one ef the crew, cotamanded by the heroic Lawrence (of "Don't give up the ship!" fame) in tfte fight between the Chesapeake and the Shannon, who was taken to England as a prisoner. After Glbbs' release from the famous Dartmoor prison, he opened a shop called the "Tin Pot" which seen became a rendezvous for "abandoned tromea and dissolute fellows." These outcasts soon helped the American drink op all his profits, snd lie was compelled to go to ses again, thlk time as s member of the crew of s South American privateer. Glbbs led a mutiny, seised the vessel snd turned pirate. He sailed to Cobs and began plundering ships near Havana and slaughtering the crews. Then with booty totaling mare than $90,000 in gold he retarded to New York and decided to retire to private life. He next went to Liverpool on a pleasure trip, but fell in with "a designing femsle," one of the first harpies of trans-Atlantic passenger travel, and lost all of his money. So In 1880 he took to piracy again. He shipped as s seaman on the brig Vineyard, plying between Philadelphia and New Orleana Oa the voyage, In which the Vineyard was carrying a cargo of molasses, cotton and $54,000 in specie, Glbbs again led a mutiny and murdered the captain and the mate. Then the crew set fire to the ship, scuttled It snd took to their boats. They landed at Barrow Island where they buried their money In the sand. Glbbs planned to return later and carry his loot swsy, but he was captured, taken to New York for trial and there hanged In 1881. (C), 1(M. Waiters Nawip&par VkIML.) Otfaan tmr «Un to ba m Mad, bat tkm Is no mlwtitata far-- CRIMSON HEAT A Rob for Pains, Aahos mi ••roneee Tba First Aid Vtor la Chad, Nesrltti, Mi tSm Feet, U-- It WIWIWM UFA. tnjammatl--. CANS--Uua or itching exiata. A hooaehoM naoaaaitj katip it en hand (Iwui. Iaaiat apod MMU UM CwaiM CRIMSON HEAT. Look far tradenark MI paekas*. la handy tafca* SSE. Tear drunriat will c«t it far you. Or If ran prate wawillaand It postpaid apea raeaipt afprfc*. ZHSALPENCOT. imPiaeSt.. St,Lo*£lfe THOMAS P. BOLGKE "The McHenry Druggist" n- • ... - ;* v.-':-*- £ • . V Again we have those good Peas, Oorn and Tomatoes v that we sell Cans for 25^ 4 "f Also the best grades such as Richelieu and None Such at Phone 179 McHenry, 111 : 'r-' : ' f 0 1 Fountain Lunches In addition to serving especially pleasing Ice Cream and soft drink combinations, we also have ready for qnick service a range of verydelicious sandwiches. KARLS' McHenry Ice Cream * Pure Fruit Flavor! * • * lip • " • One bf the most delicious and satisfying Sweets you ever tasted, will be your expression when you have tasted a dish of McHenry loe Cream, fruit flavored. UNTI BROS. Nash Advanced Six Sedan :: demonstrator,... Low mileage and in excellent condition. •; I • - 'i ': 'i ' • ' V Mew oar guarantee It will j«n io investigate G. A. Stilling . A- -r. Lots ill: 4* I"!'.ii'l.li .u" ,i;i *' "• ^ A wyrw'? LfX* f a t e On Shore of Bedutiflil Lake ^Elizabeth im ••<I P 7 LARGE LOTS v. Drive Up Sunday M i ] t, ' :r Or any other day; there is a man on the cheerfully give you full information. at all times who will ' ' HAXGELE'S HIOKORT PODfT is just 1ft miles from McHenry, ' between Genoa Junction and Twin laakes, Wiseonsi|^_ Terms to Suit YOU! awry to hw |U|w <* » Byatifrt Batch akd Baa* Tiinfllnf i.. ^. i ^ i. f ft- tfj&a ' ,r k i •• f • • ' • ^Lt. IMP XOVKMEHTS HT • • > , • . Chm a Hom an the, Shore beautiful, lake Etiz> . . .. 1. - • - •- * - T 'i* ^K * -- Ate.-iki Bathing! Boating! Fishing! f