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The Child or u Evil rtrnt Kalvolio sa,ys in Shakspeare's oomedy «2 "Twalttk Httht,* -Sotaa ban grMfc. mbm mMOi gwtnw, and aoma ten InmfbMa* Bo ft la with mi mianoai- neflaot, ud thrnat upon than by tiag pout of this *11-MN. F* bMto starting point •nut, «Uth|to«i rapidly and aaanmaa •term- lag mfMUou irhan ft twchw tha Mage of tmouoalib and chronic slaaplaacneas, is •WMkneee, tha child of indigestion, parent of aaaayavfu. For the incapacity at tlw atomach to dlgaat food, and of the intern to aadmUato it after digestion, Hoi tot tar's Stomach Bitters has mr proved a sorareign remedy. QMD beeomM tranquil, appetite improves, abnormal aensltfTcneat of the neryaa is suooeaded by ataadlnaaa and vigor in thosa delicate tissue*, bodily snbatance increases when that signal restorative of digestion is systematically used. Conquer also with it malaria, rheumatism, kid­ ney inactivity, liver complaint and constipa­ tion. Poor lo and His Despair. I beard a United States Marshal tell a good story the other day. He had been ordered to go after an Indian who was selling whisky to his dusky friends. Af­ ter he captured the warrior he gave him a long lecture on the depravity of his conduct After listening stolidly the half-breed said: "Ain't der no way I can get helped onter this?" "No one can help yon now but God," his captor answered. The prisoner shook his head sadly, In a hopeless manner, a^he muttered: "Well--God. he good deal like Uncle Sam--no one ever see htm."--New York Truth. 1 How's This? We offer Ore Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot be oared by taking Ball's Catarrh Cure. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo. O. Vff, the undersigned, have known F. J. Che­ ney for the last fifteen years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by tbeirfirm. "WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Drncgtsts, Toledo, O. WALDING, K INN AN & MARVIN, Wholesale Drag- Fists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally, acting direct ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 70c per bottle. Bold by all Drags is is. Self-Diagnosis. Mrs. Jinks (meaningly)--I asked Dr. Aquapura if whisky was good for colds, and he said "no." Mr. Jinks--Well, I don't believe I've got a cold anyhow. It's something else Did the doctor mention what diseases whisky was good for?--New York Weekly. Mover Neglect a Cold. , fir. Austin Flint says in the Forum: "It Is probable that a person with an Inherited tendency to consumption would never de­ velop the disease if he could be protected against infection with the tubercle bacillus. In the light of modern discoveries con-: sun^ption can no longer be regarded as an , incurable disease." It Is no exaggeration ' to say that Kemp's Balsam, when taken in time, has saved many from consumption. ; At all druggists'; 50c and SI. Sample bottle free. IT is said that Gladstone Is so sensitive to adverse criticisms that every news­ paper, magazine, book, or other publica­ tion that comes to Hawarden is examined by members of his family before it readies him for fear that sonic unpleas­ ant opinions may upset his equilibrium.. Jacobs TheGpea^^ l̂ly • REMEDY FOR PAIN PV! Instructions FREE to inventor.-.. WWrite at once for haud-book of information. CO., Washington, D.O. PURE BLOOD, 4QOOD DIGESTION, * •hr SOUND SLEEP, ^ SWEET BREATH, CLEAR COMPLEXION. BRIGHT EYES, , GOOD HEALTH,. HAPPINESS AND V LONG LIFE ARE SECURED BY U3INO DR. WHITE'S DANDELION Alterative. It costs but $1 for a very, large bottle, and every bottle is warrantees. UM8- (imia-m mi2-w CAIN ONE POUND A Day. A GAIN OF A POUND A DAY IN THE CASE OK A MAN WHO HAS BECOME "ALL RUN DOWN," AND HAS BEGUN TO TAKE THAT REMARKABLE FLESH PRODUCER, SCOTT'S FMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL WITH Hypophosphites of Lime & Soda IS NOTHING UNUSUAL. THIS FEAT HAS BEEN PERFORMED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PALATABLE AS MILK. EN­ DORSED BV PHYSICIANS. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. AVOID SUBSTITUTIONS AND IMITATIONS. 'S RELIEF. DADWAY 11 READY REI THE GREAT CONQUEROR OF PAIR. IPor Sprains, Bruise*, B*ck».cb«t •"»>** tto Chest or Sides, Headache, Toothache, or any other external pain, a few applications rubbed on by hitiitl act like raa;tic, causing the pain to instantly stop. For Congestions, Cold*. Bronchitis, Pnen- Houia, infUinuutioiis, Rheumatism. Neural- fia, Lninbacoi Sciatica, more thorough aad **pe»ted applications are necessary. All Internal Uiarrhea, Colic. Spanns, Nausea, Fainting .Spells, Nervousness, Sleep­ lessness arc relievo;! instantly, and quickly cured by taking inwardly 2l» to 60 drops in halt a tumbler of water. 60c. » bottle. All liruagists. DADWAY'S » PILLS, An excellent and mild Cathartic. Purely Vegetable. The Safest and be-tt Medicine iu the world lor the'Cure of all Disorders «tf the LIVER, STOMACH OR BOWELS. Taken aeoontlnar to direction* they will restore health aud reuew vitality. NnKMII told by all Droggittk **THIS TAKES THE BUN." '*<r {Am: "Last Rom of Smmmer.^f'l '* the last bnn of supper, '•1 ' Left steaming alone; • ; -Jul its light-brown comjnaioaa r ' : j . Am battered and gone; ,"V,-'• x Ho ban of its kindred, ; ^No cookie is nigh, *,5 lv Jpo steam on the flatter, i' . Or near its mate lie. r J J&l n°t leave thee, thou - yTo meet a cold fate, < _ . . fltaoa thy mates are all , Come lie on my plate. JpiaB kindly I'll butter . w k Thy toasietl side o'er, i \ think on thy sweet nass » < Wheu thou art no inora. • - k - 1 %hu« all bread must folio# t""* ' " Three times every day ; hen the mcal-tiiuos approach; ;;v ,, <nlt must vanish away, Vheu hunger is mighty f-.-> <w. a And sickness had •> What bun can i:.hr.bit •• r'Tho table alone? , .v MRS. PAULDING COGITATES. I wondor why sons will never marry the girl8 their mothers pick out for them. The perversity of human nature, 1 suppose. But itseems to me that if auy one pointed out the proper line of conduct to me I would follow it. I had never ranch of a fancy for Ger- arda Abbey. Her lips and cheeks al­ ways seemed to be toe* bright-colored, and her dark hair curled and Hew about BO. And then her eye* danced aad Bhone in a totally undignified manner. "Tom," I u^ed to »ay at least once a week, "I wonder you don't admire Mar­ gie Hoftheimer. She ha* such dignity, bucii repose of Kiftuner." "So has an iceberg--aad an oyster," Tom would retort. "Well 1 the youug tneu of the present day have strange i&ste. She is just my ideal of a woni^iu. She never covers her forehead with foolish bangs and frizzes." ' •* - ' "Pity she doo-m't!" said has such a lumpy look." Tom is my only child. I love him dearly, but he has always boen a great weight on my mind. For iustance, in spite of all mv entreaties he would go to I'airview to settle, though every one said there was a line opening at home, in Paschal, when old Dr. Johns died. What a dear, good old man he was--but somehow he never came to see me pro­ fessionally that he did not make me sicker than ever. I told him HO once, and he did not take it in good part at aiL . Strange how lew people can bear to hear the truth. Weil, as I was saying, Tom would ad­ mire .Gerarda and woutdn'tfadmire Mar­ gie. Now, I am not mercenary, but I do think it is bette- for a young pro­ fessional man to marry a girl with a nice little fortune of her own than one with a widowed mother and five younger sisters and brotiiors and jast enough to get along on. "You'll never succeed. Tom." I cried in a pet, fciT you "marry a gir pack of mothers and sisters clinging to her skirts." "Strictly speaking," said Tom, in his provoking way, "Airs. Abbey can't be called a pack of mothers." "Oh, you know perfectly well what I mean; but have your own way, as usual." Of course I had to call on the girl, since she and Tom were engaged. The little house where they lived was always as neat as a pin, 1 must say, and Ger­ arda was the mainstay of the family. I was polite, but not at all cordial, I am too truthful to assume anything I don't feel. I told her I thought she would l6ok better with her hair brushed baek from her forehead. She colored, but answered very pleasantly that "Tom liked it best so." This happened during one of Tom's visits home. He never staid long, and ;,I used to tell him it looked as if Itdid not make him comfortabie. Well, I did siiot see much of Gerarda that fall, though we used to pay each other duty calls now and then; and when winter set in I heard of a queer freak of hers. She had opened a dancing school. Now there seems to be something fyery bold and unforuinine about teach- •ing school. One always thinks a Women ought to support herself by teaching music or embroidery or paint­ ing plaques. To be sure Gerarda did not know how to play or paint, never having much time for Accomplishments. I fancy. I couldn't understand it at all, for the Abbey's had always got along so far, and it was particularly odd when Morton, the eldest boy, had been given a place in a commission houso in Cincinnati by an uncie or cousin or something of the sort. I began to think she must have done it out of sheer lightheadedness and frivolity. I wrote to Tom, hoping he might re­ monstrate with her. I am always moderate in the expression of my opinion, so I simply said: "Gerarda is looking very badly. All this dancing and racketing around is not (rood for her. But the young peo­ ple of the present day have no discre­ tion. Modesty seems to have gone out of date along with veneration for their elders." That was all I said. But it seemed to have no effect, for Gerarda still went 011 teaching. She b«gan to look worse and worse. All the color left her face; even her lips were pale, and her mouth got a pinched look. Then she got a hacking cough, and I used to bear her going coughing along the street from her dancing school. She had not been to see me for the longest time--treating me with marked disrespect. But at last I could not bear to hear her, so I just ran out to the gate and gave har a box of lozengers. She thanked me; then she gave me ft wistful sort of look and hesitated, as if *he wanted to say 'something; but she evidently changed her mind, for she passed on. One day I was walking along the beach. Winter was beginning to break up, and there were bright patches of green to be seen here and there. The sky was blue and white, with flying clouds, and the water around the piers were shining in the sun. Everything looked so peaceful and happy that I couldn't help wondering why peoplo can't be peaceful and happy too and follow the golden rule. I had had a very trying morning; In the first place I had been to seo Mrs. Jones. Wheu I went to the sit­ ting room there was a nre crackling on the hearth, and I could see through the door that there was one burning in her room also. Now, as Mrs. Jones is poor, and as I had supplied her with food for the greater part of the winter, I thought I had a right to say: "Dear me, Mrs. Jones, I shouldn't think you could afford to have two fires burning at once--and such a mild day too." She turned aa red as a beet and pressed her lips together, but die didn't say anything, I fear Mrs. Jones is far t being sweet-tempered. »en I went on to Sister Harriet's. from Then Her daughter Ella had just met with auite a severe accident, having been brown from a buggy, while out driving, and her arm broken. To be sure it was painful, and the shock had made h'er ill, but then she should not have been so foolish as to have gons out be­ hind Ned Penny wick's young horse. I reminded her of this. \ "You ought to be vary thankful," I began. "Thankful for having been nearly killed," she cried. "Really, Aunt Mafria, my gratitude is not "so easily aroused," I sat down on the bed beside her. Perhaps I may .have drawn the oover rather tightly over her feet, but she need not have given Buch a flonuce. "My dear child, it might have been your back or your neck," I said. , "Well, it wasn't." "But it might have been." *•" "Maria," said my sister at this point, "too much conversation is not good for Ella. The doctor says it makes her feverish." So I left there and went to Mrs. Crit­ tenden's. . She was in great trouble. She and her husband had not bee a married long, but they had had heavy money losses, and he had been obliged to leave her with her mother and go out West to seek employment. I had brought her some wine jelly, and after I had given it to her I said: "Cheer UD, my dear. It might be so much worse. Suppose he was dead?" "Oh, don't!" she cried. "Well, but it might have happened. Iu the midst of life we are in death, and think how dreadful it would have been to t-ee him lying in his coffin in­ stead of his just being ont West, where you can hear from him twice a week. Does he write twice a week?" "Only once,"she said. "Only once--Dear, dear 1" said £ *1 should think he'd write oitener. "He is too busy," she replied. Then, to divert her mind frOm her own grievances, I began to tell her about my new housemaid, Clarissa, and how mauy things she had broken in the last week. "Three saucers and a teacup--no! three teacups and a saucer," I was cav­ ing, when I happened to glance at her, and saw that she was not listening to a word I was saying. She seems to be a poor, spiritless creature, an^ I made up my mind that I would not go to see her again iu a hurry. . Indeed, I came to the conclusion that there is very little gratitude in the world. You can go around wearing yourself out trying to uo good to others, and never get a word of thanks. I thought I would go on to Mrs. Stone's, as she had asked the ladies of the church to meot at her house and talk over the new altar-cloth. When I stepped upon the gallery the front door tin a waiJ ajar> aD(} a sound of voices came frcm the parlor, but no one seemed to hear my knock, I paused a moment, when my attention was attraoted by the following remark: "Mrs. Paulding is one of those people who are moral fly-blisters to all their friends and acquaintances." "Yes," said auother voice--it was that deceitful Margie Hoffheimer--I alwavs think it was fortunate for Job's reputa­ tion for patience that he did not know her." "And the worst of it is that she hits a good heart, and one can't quito hate her." "You are are right," replied Gerarda Abbey's voice, "Mrs. Paulding has one of the best hearts in the world. I know of ever so many sacrifices she has made in order to help others." "Well, I should think you would be the last " . But I did not wait to h?ar more. I was so angry that I did not know exactly where I was going wheu I walked away. To think that Gerarda's voice was the only one raised in my defense, after the way I Had always snubbed her! I felt heartily ashamed of myself. As I was hurrrying along who should overtake me but Gerarda. She bowed and was going to pass on, but I said: "Your cold doesn't seem to get any better, my dear." She looked surprised and her lip trembled; then she answered bravely: "Oh, now spring is coming it will soon be well." "Not unless you take care of yourself. You ought to get Tom to prescribe for you." She hung her -head and murmnred something that sounded - like: "Tom doesn't care." I asked what she meant and she an- sweied: "Tom and I are not engaged any longer. I did not write to him that I had undertaken the dancing school, for fear he would say the work was too hard for me. But some one else must have told him, for he wrote to me such a strange letter--that I could not care for him much if I was able to dance and enjoy myself in his absence. 1 could not help fancying that he was ashamed of my doing such a thing, and I have always felt that I ought to be doubly proud because we are poor. So matters went on from bad to worse Until our engagement was broken off." ^But, my dear, why did you teach?" "Why, you see, we had so much ex­ pense in fitting Morton out for Cincin­ nati, and then Jenny's long spell of tv- phoid fever got us into debt. I don't know how to do anything but dance, and it was my only chance to earn money. But I never thought Tom would be ashamed of anything I did." A sudden idea struck me and took away my breath. "Well, Gerarda, if you have never hated.me before I am afraid you will hate me BOW," I said, and remembered the allusion I had made to her dancing, which Tom's jealousy had clearly mis­ understood. I told her the whole story and said I would write to him im­ mediately. "But suppose he's fallen in love with some other girl in the meantime ?" mid Gerarda with a sob. "Bless you!" said I, "he hasn't done that--of course not 1 He is too much the son of his mother to change his mind in a hurry. You'll see him in Paschal before the end of the week." So I walked to the gate and left her comforted. When I reached home I dispatched a together in the same house and been so & I can't think why he wouldn't Wedding- Present*. It has begun to be much more than questioned among those who are called the better classes, and who give us our social lawp, if there is not something ignoble, aud beneath the honor of thoso about to establish a hearth and home, in becoming the recipients of what, after all, is not the voluntary contri­ bution of good-will and joy in tbe new altar to be set up, but is a sort of forced gratuity, forced by habit and expecta­ tion, and if it ought not rather to be reckoned as an impertinence when one who has no c los<- right to do so sends gifts of great cost, and if all gifts, out­ side of thoce coming from individuals on whom there is family or other claim, ought not <0 be inexpensive, and the evidence of remeuibrance rather^han expenditure. Aud if this quos'i m arise* with re­ gard to the first great wedding day of all, what is to be ihought concerning tko similar commemoration of the fifth and tenth and twentieth anniversaries of the event, with all the others by the way ? By what law of right or decency are all our friends to be placed under contribution again because we have passed live happy or unhappy years of mariied life, and be* a^ked to send us their congratulations in the shape of wooden articles of more or less velue-- desks, chairs, furniture for bed-rooms, and wooden ware for kitchens? Why, when the next lustrum has been passed, should notice be servei'. on one's visit­ ing list and gifts of tin are now in order, atf if the scullery shelves stood in need of replenishing? Why, wheu fifteen years have rolled over us, should we expect our friends to turn out en masse and attend our crystal wedding, with pitchers and vases and pigs and what not in hand, as if the marriage hau any right to be named together with things of such fragility, or had any senti­ mental or other connection with china jardinieres, bits of lloyal Worcester, Dresden parasol-holders, Venetian curios, and tear bottles from old tombs ? Or why, when five more years have been allowed us, should we again call upon the population of our corner of the uni­ verse to fill our linen closet and supply the wante in our table damasks, in our bed linen, in our bureau covers, all under the disguise of what is oallad • linen wedding?--Harper's Batar. Samson an a Boy. Samson showed great strength when an infant, and his nurse declared that he was the most difficult boy to hold she ever knew. Parents have trouble in raising their children, many times, but Samson could* raise himself, with his little finger. The boyhood of SamsOn was largely giveu to athletics. He loved to imitate the strong man of the circus, and thereby caused great fluctuation in the cannon-ball market--they went up and down continually. He stole under the canvas one day, when the circus w%s showing and when the canvasmen at­ tempted to put him out he pulled the center-pole up by the roots, used the tent as an umbrella and walked off, leaving the astonished audience sitting in the rain. Menageries learned to give his town a wide berth, because he had a way of getting into the lions' cage, seiziug the king of beasts by the jaws and pulling them apart, to examine his works and see what he was made of. He broke up a zoological collection in that way when he was only a cub himself. He played with 200*pound dumb-bells as though they were marbles, and bankrupted every health-lift man that came to town. He carried off the neighbor's gates, just for fun, and once he lugged away a city's gates, though some consider the story a little Ga(u)za. Samson wore locks of great length, and otner boys used to shout after him, "Johnny, get your hair cut," though they were careful to be out of his reach when they did it. It was the cutting of that hair, by a femaie barber named Delilah, that finally caused his over­ throw in the play of "Samson," in which he played the title role, though he brought down the house by it.--Texa* H if tings. ' Some Queer People. If a person were confined to one text­ book, the best one to choose would be a dictionary, since it gives an inkling of every art, science or profession known to mankind. A study of the dictionary is always interesting and instructive, and a simple turning.of its pages will acquaint us with many things of which we have never previously heard. Notice what a fund of information is contained in the following definitions: Amphiscians are the people who in­ habit the tropics, whose shadows in oue part of the year are east to the north and in the other to the south, according as the sun is north or south of their zenith. The Antiscians are the inhabitants of the earth living on different sides of the equator, whose shadows at noon are east in contrary directions. Those liv­ ing north of the equator are antiscians to those living south of that line, and vice versa. The shadows on one side ore cast toward the north and upon the other toward the south. The Ascians are the people who live in a land where, at a certain time of each year, they have no shadows at noon:" All the inhabitants of tbe torrid zone are Ascians, they having a vertical sun twice a year. The Periscians are the inhabitants of the polar circle, whose shadows, during some portions of the summer, must in tbe course of the day move entirely around and fall toward every point of the oompasss. Honeaty Pay* Beet. "I tell you," said a postal clerk in the railway mail service to a reporter, "that the orooked man in this business doesn't go very long before he is unearthed. In addition to the magnificent and perfect detective system of the government, every postal cJerk in the servioe is a de­ tective on the others. When a depart­ ment is suspected every man in it isnn- der suspicion, and the innocent clerks are as anxious as the officials to appre­ hend the guilty one to clear their own skirts. "Some time ago rather a nice young fellow was running from New York to hasty note to Tom saying that a patient ] Pittsburg. He never would sleep at in Paschal needed his immediate at- night, and the other clerks began to tention; and this brought him on the --1 u'~ 0 --11 ' wings of the wind. When I had made the necessary ex­ planation he gave me a bear-like hug and then rushed off to see Gerarda. Of course they kissed and made friends. In fact, they have been married since last evening, and I am as fond of Gerarda as if she were my own daugh­ ter--the only drawback being that they are so far away. I wanted Tom to come back to Paschal, and tiien we could all havd lived Buspect him at once. Small sums of mcuey ,were being missed continually, and they put up a job on him. Money was marked; and the young man was caught with the bills on his person. "He .was in the habit of going through mails addressed to New Orleans banks and the Louisiana lot­ tery while his companions slept. He was given three years in a narrow ceU to mend his ways. Oh, it does't pay to be dishonest in this business. I want no three* years in a cooler for vacation purposes,"--New York Telegram. A Pleasing Sense Of health aad strength renewed and of ease and comfort follows the use ot 8yrup of Figs, as it aete in harmony with nature to effectually cleanse the system when costive or bilious. For sale In 80s aad fir botUee by all leading druggists. ______4/ _ Where Urderi Are Fall. Young tramp--Let's break into the kitchen of that big house to-night and get something to eat. Old tramp--We wouldn't find much there. Them folks put on too much style. Qit into the kitchen o' steady- goin, old-fashioned folks ef yer want ter strike a banquet.--Good News. THE saving in clothing where Dobbins' Electric Soap is used is ticenty times the soap bill. It is no new experiment, but has been sold for 24 years. To-day just as pure as in 1865. Try ft. Your grocer has it. A OOMPAJTY of capitalists, headed by a San Francisco gentleman, has been or­ ganized for the purpose of laying a new cable across the Atlantic. The cable will be connected with the European coast at Valentia^ on the west of Ireland, and will have its American terminus as near New York as possible. Its capital stock is placed at £800,000, which is to be taken in £100,000 shares by eight gen­ tlemen. j THOUSANDS of mothers bless the name o! Dr. John Bull for inventing his celebrated Dr. Bull's Worm Destroyers. Children tease for them and they' never fail to do good. ' A SCIENTIST declaros that "the soul is the oil of the hair." This is pretty hard on the bald-headed men.--1SomcrvUle Journal. • FOR BRONCHIAL, ASTHMATIC AND PULMONARY COMPLAINTS, "Brown's Bronchial Trochetn have remarkable cura­ tive properties. Sold only in boxess THE man who is so busy that he has no time to laugh needs a vacation.-- Ram's Horn. BIKCBAX'S Pnis cure Bilious and Nerv* ous ills. IF It be true that man and wife are one, each can be only half true to the other. QUICK work without los9 or waste is se­ cured by 8APOLIO. The only exception to the saying. "Quick and well don't agree." TH* best cough mcdlclno Is Piso's Cnre for Consumption. Sold every where. 25c. Catarrh la a ooropleint which affects nearly everybody, more or leas. It originates in a cold, or succession of colda, combined with impure blood. DiFaffreeabte flow from the nose, tickling in the throat, offensive breath, pain, over and between thr, eyes, riuginif and bursting noises in the earn, are tho more common symptom#. Catarrh is cured by Hood's Sarsipa- rilla. which strikes directly at its cause by removing oil impurities from the blood, building up tbe diseased tissueB and giving healthy tone to the whole system. "I have used Hood's Sanaparllla for catarrh with satisfactory results, receiving permanent beneilt LYRYII j^" 9. V. HUBBABD, Streator, 111. „ , ^ Hood' Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. H; nix for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD k CO. Lowell. Mass. IOO Dose9 One Dollar Talking of patent medicines ̂ --you know the old prejudice.' And the doctors--some of them are between you and us. They would like you to think that what's curtd thousands; won't cure you. You'd be-! l i e v e i n p a t e n t m e d i c i n e s i f j they didn't profess to cure everything--and so, between the experiments of doctors, and the experiments of patent j medicines that are sold only! because there's money in the' u stuff," you lose faith in every- j thing. And, you can't always tell the prescription that cures by what you read in the papers. So, perhaps, there's no better way to sell a remedy, than to tell the truth about it, and take the risk of its doing just what it professes to do. That's what the World's Dispensary Medical Associa­ tion, of Buffalo, N. does with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, Favorite Prescription, ' , Pleasant Pellets, and Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. If they don't do what their makers say they'll do--you get your money back. PATENIT rent«.V*Asen<a' •asraaBras., STEREOPTICORS MA6IG LAITBHL CHICAGO. ILL. Mtant Relief. Positive Cere. . UUXJS_ PEOiNErSsM0' From the "Pacific Journal." "A greet invention has been made by Diw *utt of New York. He has prmtnred Tutt's Hair Dye which imitate* nature to perfection; it acts tnstnntnncousl v and is perfectly harmless. * Price, Office, 30 & 41 Tark Place, N. V. illAiTnr > TO TKAtKU Wo par »50 HUHim.l' to $100 a month ami expenses. 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