, *f '^»v; " •*» • ' '.wiir. <*&&}: orntLY " j f THE IDEAL HUSBAND, n« MM :/JK3S ?8 " * , '1 $k*\~ f kh „ [HMSptlngs (8. D.)Star.] The Hou. Mciuus! W. A lierton, the noted capitalist, <g\Cblcago, sirrlvefl over the Burling ton Boute a few days since, and njt-y-r' durlog an Interview with a Star reportar " said: ."You people do not begin to realize t ,, what you have here la these water#." I •S'-" <*% ha^e bad the opportunity of traveliite some over the United States, and have vis- pjsjs,- '•Ited a great number of health resorts with springs wriich are ciaimod to have medic inal properties, but in my opinion you have water here thnt is superior to auything In this whole country, if not in the world, for the cure of rheumatic afflictions and dis eases of the skin. My attention waa first called to these springs by an Intimate friend, Mr. Spencer, who owns a large cattle ranch west of here. He had a man on his ranch that was so badly afflicted with rheumatism that he was hauled here in a helpless condition. He was bathed in the old Indian bath for several weeks, and be went home entirely cured up. and I re solved that If ever I bad rheumatism la my family I would try Hot Springs, 8. IX We brought Mrs. AUerton here as soon > as she was able . to come at all. and I have found that all Mr. Spencer J • • said in reference to the curative properties I . of the waters has be>n realized in my 1 wife's case. She said she feeis as though ; she had just been turned loose from a prison where she had t?een called upon to endure excruciating torture--every Joint |£. , and, muscle racked with pain so that life „ was a burden. No, I think Hot Springs' 5 'v1.. future Is a grand one. It* air Is pure and t'.\ wholesome, its scenery lively and inspiring; sieep comes1 without any effort and it it just the place for rest and building up a shattered constitution. You do not talk lij*';1 * enough about the value of your water* for ,,< akin troubles. I, myself, received great 1'y. 1 benefit from them last year in a short visit j", " there. Your climate makes you infinitely -superior to the Arkansas Hot Springs, and 'Jin a country where so many thousands are j'J; afflicted with rheumatism and other klni- >^dred ailments, if your advantages are ^ made'known, there is no question but that you will become the foremost health resort •In the United States. We are delighted 'With our trip here and what your waters have done for us and will make frequent . visits to your pleasant little city. Abljah Stone alone . While yet the mora ires haay: The neighbors' boys made such a noise. They almost drove him crazy. '"I love my country well." he said, *But think; it is a sin. sir. To spoil July's sweet Jubilee By Baking such a din, sir!* Bo, in a nook beside a brook, Serenely sound asleep, sir, Abljah lay the livelong day. Curled in a little heap. IP ouiirug. UOBVUlg U1B ttuu is followed by some of the younger iibers a little way off, he was heard r, k- The Deacon at a Clam Bake. Good old Deacon S lived and . farmed it away down in eastern Con- ° necticut. It was his custom to go with K; ^several of his neighbors, nearly every -year, down to the "shore" for a clam y^bake. The old deacon was very fond of these bivalves, and on one occasior. he ate and overloaded his "capacity" •-•to such an extent that he was sore dis- tressed; his faith in prayer, however. Itwas strong. Leaving his party, and beini * " members a little way to supplicate thus: "Forgive me, C \Lord, for thi6 great sin of gluttony, and I will never eat any more clams!" Ther ; pausing an instant he added: "Vers j|ew, if any. Amen!" , ^ • yV In the AIjmu This tale of adventure is published in Harper's Weekly. One feels in stinctively that the hero is master of the situation. Friend--Try to hang on for another couple of minutes. The guides will eoon be here with ropes to rescue you. Jar ley (who has fallen over the cliff, and is hanging on a narrow ledge with one hand)--All right, old boy. I can stand it. I haven't traveled from the Battery to Harlem hanging on L road straps for ten years for nothing. (Re sumes reading his paper.) Popular Route from Chicago to Milwaukee Is the Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul Rail way. Its double track between Chicago and Milwaukee has been completed, and With its block-signal system, absolutely reventing accidents from collisions, trains ay be run at the highest rate of speed ttainablei The equipment of the line is perfect, Trains leave Union passenger station. Canal and Adams streets, as per following schedule: 8:30 a. m. dally. 11:30 a. m. daily, except Sunday. 1:00 p. m. dally, except Supday. 3:00 p. m. dailj. 0:00 p. m. daily. 8:00 p. m. dally. 10:30 p. m. dally. f vFfi|hlle in the town the bran band brayed. -jAnd cannons boomed their thunder, mtll a very small boy made A most tremendous blundeik For, lost at dark, he dropped a spark Whe*e sparks are very worst, sir; A b l i n d i n g flash--a frightful crash-- A powder keg had burst, sir! Abljah found but scat tered shreds When he returned to town, sir. And people standing on their heads Where they had just come down, •trl --Jack Bennett in St Nicholas, THE 4TH AT THE FAIR "Hurrah for the Fourth of July, George Washington, Christopher Co lumbus, and the great World's Fair !* Timothy John Putterbaugh uttered the words in a ringing cheer as he en tered the grounds of the Columbian Exposition on the morning of July 4. He was the most patriotic celebrator in America, the happiest man in the whole world, for Revolutionary blood ran in his loyal veins. Timothy and his family had come to the Fair to cel ebrate, and they were determined to make a gala day of it. There was Betsey Jane, the wife, oelstarttaa Begin. i**m bilin» tfwr wittl enthusiasm, and it's got to bust out somewhere! Look, Betsey, there's original and only liberty bell that rang out the independence of this great country years ago!" As they passed relic after relic of revolutionary fame, Timothy got warmed up and a battle-scarred flag evoked a terrific strain from "Hall Columbia." Timothy was growing enthusiastic, when shrieks and firecrackers mingled in a sudden and exciting chorus. Goshenl What's broke loose.-'" gasped Timothy, grabbing up his youngest scion. Ike was blubbering, and Ike was on fire. Some mischievous boy had slipped a lighted match into his pocket, and "set off two packs I" "Dad! you won't wallop me, will you?" he sniffled. ' 'I would remark not!" cried Timothy, smoothing out about a foot of charred cloth. "A glorious salute at the very baptismal font of liberty! Come to my arms, my son! I'm, proud of you!" At dark they followed a crowd to where some elaborate fireworks were to bo sent off. "Timothy, what are you going to do?" said Betsey Jane, alarmedly, as the old man made a spring for a platform. Stripping the oovering from his mys terious parcel, he waved it at the throng--an old rusty musket. "Fellow-citizens,1' declaimed Tim othy, "I wish to speak a few words. I'm Timothy Putterbaugh -- biggest farmer in Grundy County, law-abiding citizen, direct descendant of Captain Oziah Putterbaugh, who fought, bled, and died for his country at T^vington,, and served later in the war of 1812." "Good for Oziahl" sang- out a chair* pusher. "In my hand," muttered Timothy, excitedly, 441 hold what? A gun. When you gaze at the great Krupp cannon, the fifty-shots-a-minute rifles on exhibition here, and see how easy it is to have a whole war over and done Inside of an hour, do you consider that our noble forefathers had no such--no such " 44 Cinch," suggested a bystander. # " Cinch '11 do. No; they had a gun like this. This very gun. Yes, leli low-citizens, this identical gun was at the battle of Bunker Hill. My grand father fired it. I loaded it this morn ing with a royal old charge. They've squelched the old man all day. Amid all this grandeur of all nations, scenes showing how great our belvoed country has become, with the gun that Origin of1 Signing with a Cross. . Signing with the cross was first prac ticed by Christians to distinguish them- tdves from the pagans. In ancient mes kings and nobles used the sign of ^he cross, whether they could write or not, as a symbol that the person making It pledged himself by his faith to the truth of the .Which he affixed it. gfj r TIMOTHY FIRES SALUTE. proud as a peacock Caleb Aminadab the Ideal Wife Don't Make ' Hi Ideal Yam 11 jr. "Once upon a time,' so the In structive fable runs, the ideal hus band married the ideal wife, and everybody foresaw that they should have an ideal family, live ideal years, and end in ideal assurance of future beatitude. They were so ideal that everybody thought it superfluous to give them any wedding presents, for what gifts could add to the content of an ideal pair? Notody went to the wedding because the ideal perfection of the man rebuked all other men, and the ideal woman's presence caused other ladies to feel somewhat out of the highest fashion. Duly the ideal pair went to live in an ideal house in an ideal suburb ••Straightway- it began to appear that the two Perfections were wasted on one another. The ideal wife couldn't • exercise her virtues on a husband who had never a fault or a whim. He wanted nothing that he hadn't--he was invariably placid. She perceived in him nothing needing chantfe--no mote in him, hody or mind,on which she thought she could judiciously employ her ideal ingenu ity. '•At the end of one Week she Jiad yawned more than in all her previous life, which had been passed with un- ideal or imperfect beings. Sad as her case was, what of the ideal husband's? With a nervous, a fretful, a wildly hilarious, a jealous, or a flirtatious wife his virtues would haveshone-^ but with one ideally healthy, wise, and good he had no chance to dis play his ideal nature. These two were, of course, too perfect to even feel like complaining--they were so ideal that they merely recognized that ideal bliss was a bore. "And so they lived till their neigh- bors, wondering why the ideal pair had not been at the orthodox church, ventured into their house and found them opposite one another with their ideal hands politely, covering their id al mouths, which were wide open and apparently rigid, in an unending ideal yawn. 4'In this condition they had been nobody knew how long, but it had fretted away their ideal patience. When the doctor closed their ideal jaws, the husband hastily said several naughty words, whereupon nis wife remarked, 'Brute!'and fell into wild weeping. Then she sought a divorce for his cruelty in sweatIor in her presence, and he took a cross action on account of incompatibility of temper. "On this latter ground the court eranted them release, with the sage remark that the first requisite of an ideal wife or husband is a wicked partner. This impressed them so deeply that she married an English man and he a virago--for this was before all ladies became angelic. 44After they had daily chances to display their ideal dispositions, both came to be more widely than ever known as the ideal wife and the Ideal husband."--New Y ork Recorder. I £eipt that calls for taking powder : lise It wilt Wa&fe tW r food lighter, sweeter, of finer flavor, ttiore digestible and w^holesome, , ;;r,, • "We recommend the Royi tSaking Powder' as superior*© ^ 4^1 others."--United Cook^^ ^ ,. and Pastry Cooks Assoct'- of the Ifnittd Statek % ^ gown, her new red with pants Christian matter to This Is Luck. Mrs. John Smith, of Kingston, Ont., who is 90 years old, is reported to be cutting a new set of teeth. Five .teeth have already made their appearance. Acrobatic Equine. It is reported from Manchester,Conn., that a horse recently fell off a trestle into the river below, a distance of sixty feet, without sustaining any injury. HAliTi'S CATARRH CURE is a liquid aaS 3M •ken internally, and acts directly upon the ood and mucous surfaces of the system. Bead r tostimoniahi, free. Sold by Druggists, 75a. f. J. CHENEY & CO.. Prop*., Toledo, O. THE blacksmith who heads a bolt is all right, but the politician who does it la politically killed.--Picayune. ' -J i A Little Bed Spot Mi-. fUejtlche. Appeared on my left leg be low the knee, and It gradu ally spread until I was cov ered with blotches and jiafafeM. which the phyal- ciaffblled psoriahtH. itch ing and burning terribly. Bev. Father Canteveel urged' me to take Hood's Sar»aba-. rills. I did BO with wonder ful iv.Kult. 'Jin- Janre acales ppeied off, the itching and Darning (subsided, and I am Berfrcilr cured." Theo.; sxticke. Green Bay, Wia.i solemnly lonesome about the ankles, little Ike with pockets bulging with firecrackers and doughnuts, and pretty Matilda, slightly J"miffed" because her father had sent her beau adrift as "not food enough for a family that had rought Plymouth Bock over with theml'J "Betsey Jane," announced Timothy, t celebrated in 17761 fire a salute to the grandest Fourth of July the world has ever seen--1893!" . "Here, none of that!" cried a guard approaching. He spoke too late. Bang!!--1,893 dis tinct reverberations seemed to follow a flare like a cannon, a report like the explosion of a powder magazine. Children shrieked, wom'en fainted. The gun kicked and knocked the irre pressible Timothy flat, flew from his hand, whacked the guard over , the head, and'fell in the midst of the crowd. "I arrest you " began the officer. "No, you don't!" retorted Timothy. "Betsey Jane, 'tend to the kids; your old man's got to hustle." "Stop! stop!" A hundred voices sounded the warning, as the spry Tim othy leaped to an adjoining platform. At that moment the fireworks had be lies was oh nsa. Hood's Cures Pills are the bent after-dinner Pllla, aa- diiremion. niw headache. Try a box. HIGHLY ENDORSED. The Professor of Physiological Ghent-1 , istry at Vale College *ay»: " I find. Kick- I aP°° Indian Sagwa to be an extract of ] Jtoott, Bark* and Herbs o/ Valuable Rem- edial Action, without tiny mineral or other { harmful admixtures. Klckspoo Iciiarj wJr' Sajrwa is the grand est Liver, Stomach. 1 Blood and Nerve Remedy Known. Cleanses, Purifies, (and Renovates every • part of the human ' system. All Dnig- , plsts, $1 a bottle -- fM Bottles for $5. I I.J*. oratorically, "here's the World's Fair, the great and gelorious aggregation of architectooral magnitude that shows what a big country we've got. To hum the crops are booming, and money's no object fer anything you want, from Eeanuts to pop. We've come to cele-rate. Your old dad will set 'em up. Whoop, by gosh!" and Timothy lit an enormous firecracker. "Here, old man, no firing off cannons allowed," called out one o: those promiscuous young men known as Columbian guards. "No firing! No snap, boom, bang on the glorious Fourth! What have I struck? An alien shore, or the rock- bound coast of my native land?" de manded Timothy, with pathetic irony. "You stop me? Timothy J. Putter baugh is prohibited from letting off the bottled-up fizz of patriotism swelling in his bosom. Gosh all hemlocks! is this LMRR THE WATCHMAKER'S TRRDEI Cat. tree. B. F. AVE, Pabsonm, IDE k Co., Peoria, III. M"-"' JNo» 27-93 BEST POLISH IN THE WORLD. 00 NOT BE DECEIVED With Pastes, Enamels, and Paints which (tain the hands, injure the iron, and bum ted. The Rising Stra Stove Polish Is Bril liant, Odorless, and Bumble. Each package Contains six ounces; when moistened will make several boxes of Paste Polish. «AS AN ANNUAL SALE OF 3,000 TONS. Just then a dapper youth snatched _ i the remainder of the pack from Timo- I j thy, and applied his cigarette to the f i fuse. Pop--bang--boom! A small cyclone seemed to rend the spot. "Didn't I tell you not to fire any more crackers?" roared the guard, rushing back and drawing his cheese knife. "I didn't fire iany more crackers," grinned Timothy, "I'm busy speechify ing. Reckon they went off by spon taneous combustion! Young feller," to the real culprit, "shake! You've saved the country, and if there's a 'for drinking purposes only' barrel handy, I'll fill you up free." The Putterbaughs wandered on, but Umpfchy was not subdued. "Betsey Jane," ho remarked, "they've spiled tho fun, but wait till night." "What's going to happen then?" "Fireworks, they say. Then you shall hear from me! I came prepared." And Timothy tapped a 'mysterious- looking parcel he carried. "What you got there?** asked the per plexed Betsey. *IT®ver you nflnd--you!ll know when pin-wheels encircle him with their spitting tongues of flame--they saw a spurt of Roman candles strike his hat and riddle it. They saw Timothy John Putterbaugh aureoled with a circle of blue, red and green lights like a phoe nix, and then he uttered one rousing yell of triumph amid a whole battery of exploding rockets. "£ pluribus unum, star-spangled banner,hurrah for the Fourth of July!" screamed the grand old patriot. "Betsey Jane, on this grand and glorious occa w When they got Timothy John to a tank and put him out, and to the emergency hospital and greased him all ovej-, one ear was missing, one eye was closed and one arm was in a sling. But a happier man never left the World's Fair ground. A happy couple lingered behind--pretty Matilda and her "company," who happening to be snooking around, had found the Spoilt- and tlie King*. All are not kings who wear a crown. At a court concert tbe Duchess of Gotha expressed in the curtest style her disapproval ot the loud playing of Spohi\ the great vio linist and composer. While he was playing she sent a chamberlain to request him not to make so much noisa The King of Wuremberg was in the habit of amusing himself at a court concert by playing cards. Spohr, be ing invited to play before the King, Informed the 'chamberlain that he must decline the honor unless the King abstained from card-playing. The chamberlain was horrifled, but the violinist insisted, and the King conceeded the point. But in Order that the royal time might not be wholly occupied in listening, he stip ulated the two pieces set down the program Jor Spohr should fol low each other. Nevertheless, his Majesty showed that the violinist's demand had ruffled the royal temper. Etiquette pre scribed that the King should give the signal for applauding. At the con elusion of each piece the King gave no signal, and a solemn silence reigned in the salon. The King had his small revenge. The King of Bavaria- was a'gentle man. At a court concert he Noticed that the usher had neglected toplace a seat for Madame Spohr, an excellent harpist, who was to accompany her husband. The King placed his throne chair on the platform, and with the mild insistence of a gentleman, com pelled the lady to sit in it.--Youth's Companion. Diet of Children. Tbe proper administration of proper food has much to do with the restora tion of sick persons to health) and it is equally true that illness may often be avoided by the avoidance of food or drink which is irrit gestive organs. The food of children Should receive special attention. During the age of growth,- the di gestive organs are taxed severely to supply the enormous amount of nutri ment necessary for the building up of the body. Comparatively few parents realize the important part which diet plays in the production of physical ro bustness. v ; A ohild who is puny, pale and saltaw is likely to become an adult of inferior mental and physical capabilities, and excessive fatness in childhood is much to be feared. Either conditi^i invites disease, and parents should know that much may bo done to avoid both excessive leanness and excessive fatness by an intelligent and persistent attention to the child's diet. f Acute and chronic inflammations of the stomach are very common among children, especially between two and twelve years of age. These attacks are sometimes induced by exposure to cold, but oftener by the'eating of im- • proper food. Two kinds of food es pecially lead to such disorders--irri tating food and easily fermentable food. The first is a food which is not easily digested, and hence, by its continued presence, acts as an irritant. s\ Easily fermentable food is that which is acted upon quickly by certain ferments, in cluding the yeast and the alcoholic fer ments. % ' This process gives rise to the forma tion of gases and acids in the stomach and duodenum. All this results in a greater flow of mucus from the surface of the stomach. In the mild cases "a, bilious attack" supervenes. In other cases the attack is more severe: a chilly feeling or a chill will ensue, fol lowed by fever, frontal headache, rest lessness or delirium, a dry and coated or a fiery tongue. The complexion la sallow, the appetite lost, and dark cir cles appear under the eyes. 3 The most important part ot the treats iment is preventive. Candy and sweets •are among the most easily fermentable things swallowed by children. A child's diet should bo strictly watched over, and not left to the child's own instincts. 1 % % Ms * A Delightful Way to Be entertained the fact thut li£ht literature is an almost necessary traveling companion, to thoee contemplating a "SummerOuting." >or thoa» who are desirous of visiting some of the many resorts and fishing grounds located along the line of the Wisconsin Central Lines, we take pleasure In ad vising our friends that we will seud any one or all of tbe following valuable and Interesting books to any address by mail "Free" on receipt of 12 cents each, lj*! stamps, to cover postage and packing. These books are printed on good paper,' well bound, the covers being illuminated' in color. The entire list of ten books will be sent, prepaid, for fl.30 In stamps or otherwise. - The amount asked is to co ver charges and coit of packing. » 2--John Halifax, Qmtleman. By Hiss Ma-" lock. " 5--rhe Last Day* of Pompeii. By Bulwer" Lytto*. C,--&eartet Letter, By Nathaniel Hawthorne. 10--Tom Brown't School Daj/x. By Thomas' Hughes. 15--Dora Thorne. By Bertha M. Clay. 16--Very Hard Cash. By Charles Reade. 21--Tour of the World in (X) Days. By Jules Verna 23--A Dream of Love, By EraUe Zola, 2d--Hexfond itordon. By Bertha M. Clay. --A Mad Lov* By lierttia M. Clay. Preserve this card, mention the paper' cut from, mark the books you wish. IrV- closlng 12 cents for each book, or $1.20 for the entire list, and send with your address to JAS. C. POND, Oen'l Pass, and Tkt,. Agent, Wis Cent. Lines, Chicago, III. Harkyonr envelope "Advertising Depart ment. " , , ; Regis l^eblanc is a French Cana dian store keeper at Notre Dame de Stanbridge, Quebec, Can., who was cured of a severe attack of Congest ion of the lutings by Boschee' s Ger- i*an Syrup. He has sold many a bottle of German Syrup on his sonal recommendation. If you drop * <§: $ -it-! s per- „ _ _t drop Mm a line he'll give you the full facts of the case direct, as he did us, * and that Boschee's German Syrup brought him through nicely. It < fh /J always will. It is a good medicine "U •md thorough in its work. 9 ** - - ^ Princeton Bote v:: I *f"Corner Sixty-third Street #n<l Princeton Arenas . A proper amount of simple, nourishing food is the best diet for mental physical development. . . - . "1 » BanBaBKCT HOSPITAL old revolutionary gun, and Timothy took him to his arms literally for re storing the time-honored relic. "Betsey Jane," chuckled Timothy, as he looked back from the elevated rail way train at the glare of the World's Fair grounds, "I did my duty! I fired the grand national salute, I went up in a blaze of patriotic glory, and I never had and I never will have a Fourth of July equal to the Fourth of July, 1893!" THE Columbian fly is with us and has six improved legs with double- power suckers on his toes.--Chester News.. By m Base. years ago the Abbe Liszt was staving In Rome, but be was not easily Induced to play when in the salons of the Italian nobility. A young princess, w(ho was desirous that the Abbe should tavor her at her party with a display ot his musical talents, resorted to a ruse. She had noticed that whenever Liszt was present at a social gather- ing.hcr friends bad taken special care to open the piano, and in such cases it was almost impossible to get the artist to touch the instrument. At her own soiree she locked the piano and put tbe key in her pocket Liszt was spared on that occasion any request to play, and all the even ing no mention was made of his art. This unusual attitude evidently sur prised him. Presently he began to walk to and fro in a nervous manner before the locked Instrument. At,last he could no longer conceal his excitement, and personally re quested the princess to give him the key of the instrument. Then he played. • Hnburbau Humor. The citizens of the, suburb of an Eastern city went In a body to the Mayor to protest acinst tbe erection of a hospital for contagious diseases, which it had been proposed to erect in their midst, as it were. •'We would not care, your honor." said the spokesman, in conclusion, '•but we and our families are not de tectives." "What do you njean by that?" in quired the Mayor in astonishment "1 mean, your honor, that we are liable to catch something?" and tbe Mayor was greatly pleased by this evidence of tfoe w Hurban humor. -. Mabel's Grandpa. nMc. Bennett is a bright an$' Hri&ll- preserved old gentleman, but to his lit tle grand-daughter, Mabel, he seems very old indeed. - " r - She had been sitting on life koptvand looking at him seriously for, somfi mo ments one day, whon nhe-wrid, 4'Grand- pa. were you in the .ark?? • - *, >?-».»• "Why, no, my de^r!" gMppd ,her astonished grandparent. " V Mabel's eyes grew-large,, and rouiid with astonishment. "Then Why'weren't you drowned?" she asked. Wave Tossed, - , Sea si ok voyagers suffer unspeakable tortwee. Then if Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is resorted to the tortures cease. Yachting parties, ocean fishermen, nervous, sickly people, whom the Jarring- of a railway train affects much In the same way as the tossing of the surges do one who crosses the Atlantic for the first time j should be mindful of this and be provided with an adequate supply of the Bitters. This incomparable stomachic will promptly settle a stomach outrageously dlstnrbed, Is a capital antidote to malaria and nervous complaints, remedies constipation and . biliousnees, ana oounfcerscts a tendency to rheumatism, iie- sfdes this, it compensates for 6 loe-s of energy Consequent upon undue exertion or ucrvoua anxiety, snd averts the effects of exposure in Inclement weather and the wearing of damp clothing. Both appetite and sleep are pro- met>e<i by it. and genexai health rapidly im- proves through its use. I Thank Thee, Lord. I thank Thee, Lord, that Thou has k>Pt- The best in store; We have enough, yet not too much To long for more; •^ A. yearning for a deeper'peace, . Not known before. I thank Thee. Lord, that here our souls. Though amply blest, Can never find, although they seek, A perfect rest-- Nor ever shall, until they lean On Jesus' breast! --Adelaide Anne Proctor. Playing: Cards. ,1 You can obtain a pack of best qua^tyty playing cards by sending fifteen conts <lf postage to P. & Eustis, Gen'l Pass. Agent, C, B. k. Q. B. R, Chicago, I1L Removal of Wens. Cystic tumors, or what are popularly known as "wens," occasionally appear on tho scalp. Many victims, notwith standing the annoyance thoy suffer from them, fear to have them removed, owing to the prejudice that cancers are liable to form in their places. A wen is about as harmless an abnormal growth a8_ can be conceived of. If small, and it can be easily concealed by the hair, it is scarcely worth while to meddle with it: but if large enough to be unsightly, it will be well to have it removed by the surgeon. The opera tion is very simple, and ordinarily causes but little pain, as the scalp iV. not very' sensitive. The wen is first laid open: then the sac is caught by a pair of forceps and lifted out. The wound heals in a few days. A man of ordinary nerve can have: Ave or six small wens removed at one sitting with out taking an anaesthetic. They are filled with a cheesy-like, fatty material., If injured .by a blow, or in any other way, a wen is quite liable to inliame, ulcerate, and open, and give off a very! offensive discharge, which persists for1 a long time. Finally it runs "itself out," and the tumor disappears. Various appliances are tried by those who have wens--iodine is a popular one--but none ot theni,(k>t'ttpyiVgQod. The only way to. remove them is with the knife. In spme i.qstanees, charla tans have pronounced small cyst'fc tu mors to be cancerous growthfe, and ap plied their marvelous cures in tho shape of caustics; By those the inno cent tumors were inflamed, ulcerated, and converted into very bad sores. When healed, as, of course, they did in time, it was claimed that the so- called cancers were cured. ------11 • I - I • i I --•»-- When Traveling, Whether on pleasure bent, or business, take on every trip a bottle of fiyrup of Figs, &s it acts most pleasantly and ef fectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches and other forms of sickness. For sale in 50c. and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only. Ambiguo porary of civilities between two artists. (Sniilewoodt, Chicago. First-class beds, good table, Batee 9Z per day. Electric cars to World's Fair Grounds; 10 minutes' ride. V. W. Jowas. Proprietor. SWAMP-ROOT CURED ME • - ' j Si - ; D. H. B1LQBR, a* Hulmeville, Pa. , Jfttf*SI ALL ELSE FAfLEfir La Grippe Baffled! The After Effects Cured Mr. Bilger writes: "I had a bad attack of the Grippe; after a time caught cold and had • second attack; it settled In my kidney* and liver, and Oh 2 such and mlatery In my back and leg*. The Physicians' medicine and other things that I used made no impression, and I contin ually grew worse until I was a physical wreck, and given up to die. Father bought me a bottle of Dr. Kilmer's 8W A7IP-ROOT, and before I had used all of the second bottle I felt better, and to-day I am just as well as ever. A year has passed and not a trace of the Grippe is left. S\VA3tt» ROOT saved my life." D. II. nn.oKR, Hulmeville, h, Jan. 10th, 1856. At Druggist#, 50c. 4c M«M. "Guide to Health " Free. COn- sultation Free. Dr. Kilmer & Co. Binqhaxtok, K. T. Dr. Kilmer's PAR1LU LIVER PILLS Art the Bast. 41PU1(, U ents, -- AllBmntala Positively cure BiHoim Attpwsks,Ctett» stipation, 8ick-Head€tche, etc. 25 cents per bottle, at Drag Stem Write lor sample dose, ireet: -v • J.F.8M/TH& CO. fork- A contemr V rts an exchange how's "Well, old man," says one, business?" "Splendid!" says number two. "I've just got a commission from a million aire. He wants his children painted very badly." "Good! I congratulate you, my boy. You're the very man for a job that." Cnutks Wanted. To cranks the world owes Its greatest re forms. There Is one building and loan drank in every community, and we want to know him. Send your card to the Na tional Bulldintc and Loan Herald, 136 Lib erty street. New York, N. Y. A Gebman method of protecting Iron and steel from-rust consists in coating electrolytically with peroxide of lead. A suitable coating can be applied in twenty minutes and the temper of steel articles is not affected. 1* you will try Dobbins' Perfect Soap, which retails at 5c per bar. yriu will savo money and clothes. It Is by far tbe best an<l purest soap erer made. Have your grocer get It THERE are 180 mountains in the Alps from 4,000 to 15,732 feet high. TO STOP THE PROGRESS of' Consumption, you will, find .but one, guaranteed r e raed j-- Dot-tor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. In advanced cases, it brings comfort and relief; if you haven't delayed too long, it will It doesn't claim too much. It won t make new lungs -- nothing con; but it will make diseased ones sound and healthy, when everything else has failed. Tbe scrofulous .affection of the lungs that's caused Consumption, tike every other form of Scrofula, and every blood-taint and dis order, yields to the "Discovery." It is the most affective Wood-cleanser, strength-re storer, and flesh-builder that's known to med ical science. In all Bronchial, Throat, and Lung Affections, if it ever fails to benefit or euro, you have your money back. certainly cure. T«; make THE first wooden bridge, so far as Jwowra, was the Subliclan bridge at Borne, built in the seventh century. THE progress of science In medicine hai produced nothing better for human Ills than tbe celebrated Beecham's Pills. Important. Malaria is most dangerous at sunset. FOR weak and Inflamed eyes use Da Isaac Thompson's Eye-water. It Is a care fully prepared physician's prescription. THE emerald is now one of the rarest of precious stones. N. K. Brown's Essence Jamaica Oinger-will cure diarrhoea. None better. Try it. cents. Young Mothers! W« Offer F»u a irawjf *WeA Ituurei Bufttp to Idft of Mother and CMM. MOTHER'S FRIENDS Mob* C»»flnement 0fU* 'A Puin,Morror*ndMisk. B " WADFIELD BBBCLATOa CO* ATLANTA, GA. •OLD a* au. papoQnra WEtiDING ULLIKUK i' - jm > Ererr season the atjrles of WEDDING and CALLDfO CARDS chaag* and new fashions in thin elaaaof rood* •re brought ont. The new atrles for the present saa> son an> elegant and attractive. Oizr stock aaabraoaa ta, many of which are rerjr Ique. Orders will De receired (or anything ta Nt line oy the publlaher of this paper. designs, irillBe re< iherof thi CHICAGO NEWSPAPER UNHHl HI. 80.01 & 93 S. Jeflferaon St. T'tilnagSn Ely's Cream Balm WILL CURE C A T A R R H LADIES' FI>K LOW" CUT B| | mm HH P P such vou pay fci.00 fur at rp-OWmmCKtall, (lollvpred at your Post- offiefi. free, (or S1.4U. Black or Rus- (ii't, Will.- Toe. t'ommou Sense or Narrow Toe, Opera ihitter wit.li patent tljil.eizes I to 8; widths. A so KK. H»mit by l iiht.il Note or Mouej- Order. State size, width. Ktyie and color, tienjfor catalogue. WINTHKOl' SHOE CO., AVInthrop, Musn. . - . -- - permanent cm Catarrh--or $500 m. cash. 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