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**£* Pf r+»Y"*W«"7'T! •*< and i&r.j -. |"f The most beautiful thing ir , f? the world is the baby, all $y§|'% dimples and joy. The most v pitiful thing is that same baby, thin and in pain. And the 7 ] , ; mother does not know that a little fat makes all the differ - a- «nce. / a/, Dimples and joy have gone, } rjt and left hollows and fear, the fat, that was comfort and v color and ' curve-all Jbut pity ^ Wd love-is gone. ;\:fH -vf' The little one gets no fat V, r Irom her food. There is some- * ktilling wrong; it is eithef her food Or food-mill. She has had no fat for weeks; is living on what ihe had stored in that plump tittle body of hers; and that is gone. She is starving for fat, Ht is death, be quick! , Scott's Emulsion of Cod ILiver Oil is the fat she Jj^ke; it will save herv The genuine has this picture on it, take no other. If you have not tried it, send for free sample, its agreeable taste will surprise you. SCOTT 8t BOWNE. Chemists, 409 Pearl St.. N. Y. i -T Orffanta or InoifMie. Teacher--Class in physiology, stead op. Bodkins, how do you distinguish organic from inorganic matter? BodkinB (glibly, having committed the answer to memory)--In the organic world every , individual springs from some parent, while inorganio substances are formed by chemical laws. Teacher--very good. Give an ex ample of an inorganic substance. Bodkids (usually slow at these tilings, but for once snspired)--An orphan.-- Brooklyn Life. .t Eat a Whole C>bba(« if you want to. It won't hurt jo**- People used to think cabbage hung heavy in their stomachs. After each meal, no matter what you eat, take a dose of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. You will never suffer from Constipation, Indigestion, Sick Headache or Stomach Troubles. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. Every pound of Blanke's ooffee Is good. See Chapell's about it. Puny children with week constitutions can attain .an unusual degree of bodily and mental vigor by taking Rocky Mountain Tea this month made by the Madison Medicine Co. 35c. G. W. Besley.. • • •' * The very latest In dress goodfc at. Stoffel's. Trimmings to match. The lingering cough following grippe calls for One Minute Cough cure. For all throat and lung troubles this is the only harmless remedy that gives imme­ diate results. Prevents consumption. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. A good coffee for 15 cents at Chapell's. Results. Immediate and lasting. Be" fore and after trying other remedies use Rocky Mountain Tea this month. 'Twill keep you well all summer. A great spring.blessing. G. W. Besley. Shoes for everyone and at all prices at Stoffel's. Correspondents Wanted. • Write to us if you want to learn what Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin will do, or call at our store and get a trial bottle. Ten doses 10c at Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. 6*nts' Furnishings They cant any of thefrn show a more up-to-date line of fiats, Fancy Shirts and Collars, Ties, Hose, Shoes for spring, and ev­ erything to compj^ik a b l e m a k e - u p : : i t ? ; : : : : : Ask to-see the new Shoes Carat Consignment of Spring Dress Goods Just arrived--Dimities, Lawns, Percales, Ginghams--actually the best selection to pick from in town. Come and see them. The store is filled with the latest styles of everything in Ladies' Wear. About twenty-five new all-wool Dress patterns in the prop­ er Novelties for Spring and Summer. Also tailor-made Suitings in sever­ al colors. Finest kind of a selection of Calicoes* Ginghams, Percales, White Goods, Eddysilks, all-wool Challies for Waist, and everything in Washable Dress Goods you may wish for. Fancy Belts, Hair Bows, Kid Gloves and Dress Trimmings. Call and see What I have got. Remember, t h e s e a r e a l l n e w g o o d s j u s t u n p a c k e d • : : : . Goods delivered Promptly. SHERMAN S. CHAP ELL Don't Forget me in your grocery wants. The stock is clean, pure and the best money can buy. Goods deliv­ ered anywhere in town On a minute's notice. ..i'/F.*: , # A Agency for ; Blanket GOLD MEDAL FLOUR Always on hand. Gave Him the Ltad. A drummer once overtook another on the road and tried to pass him. This of course, the other objected to, and a spirited altercation took place. "What do you sell?" at length de­ manded number one. . "Drugs and medicine," was the reply of number two. "All right, theA, go ahead," said the other. "I sell gravestones."--Ph. Era. 50c. and $1.00 •11 druggists 1 * I guarantee this to be the Best Beer ill McHenry and sell it itt Company Chicago, Illinois BARRELS HALVES QUARTERS EIGHTHS and BOTTLES SPECIAL BRANDSi §k>lden Drc^ Imperial Cabinet Muenchener Hofbrau it, w*: #•</ g * . Export Beem 'Is '4* m Agent for the McHenry brance of The :f\nvigorato«<f Walt Extract Specimen w-& f Their promptness and their pleasan effects make DeWitt's Little Early Risers most popular little pills wherever they are known. They are simply per­ fect for liver and bowel troubles. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. Try Blanke's Mojav, best ooffee in town for the money, at Chapell's. See that you get the original De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve when you ask for it. The genuine is a certain cure for piles, sores and skin diseases. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. The Faust Blend, earth, at Chapell's. best ooffee on When you are bilious, use those fam­ ous little pills known as DeWitt's Little Early Risers to cleanse the liver and bowels. Theynever gripe. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. Try taking a nap in the afternoon if you are going to be out late in the even­ ing. CUCUflBER PICKLES We want to contract a limited number of acres of Cucumber Pickles at Northern Wisconsin Railway Farm Land For Sale. The North-Western Line has for sale in Northern Wisconsin, at low prices and easy term of payment, about 350,- 000 acres of choice farm lands. Early buyers will secure the advant­ age of locations on the mafiy beautiful streams and lakes, which abound with fish and furnish a never ending and most excellent water supply, both for family use and for stock. Land is generally well timbered, the soil fertile and easy of cultivation, and this is rapidly developing into one of the greatest sheep and cattle raising regions in the Northwest Chicago, Milwaukee, St Paul, Minnea­ polis, Duluth, Superior, Ashland and other towns on "The North-Western Line" furnish good markets for stock and farm produce. For further particu­ lars address: Geo. W. Bell, Land Commissioner, Hudson, Wis., or G. H. MacRae, Assistant General Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn. 89-14t TO CITRE A COLD IN ONE DAT, Take LAXATIVE Bromo Quinine Tab­ lets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's sig­ nature is on each box. 26c. Perhaps. Doctor--A careful diagnosis of your case leaves no doubt that yon have a stone in the bladder. Solomon Isaacstein--Doctor, do you tinks it is a diamont. 50 CENTS PER BUSHEL Stilford & OoldsmiU (Agpy R. W. Stafford. \ Robert Q. Goldsmith. (Established I860) ^ General office: 688-700 Austin Ave., Chicago. Factories at Chicago, Marengo, McHenry Llbertjrvllle, Mauston, Wis., Knox, Ind* Make your Contracts get your sfeed* of > John Bliss, at the factory; W. C. Evanson, M. J. Walsh, J. J. Miller, Simon Stoffel, West Mc­ Henry; T. J. Walsh. 8. 8. Chapel!, Gilbert Bros., McHenry; J. E. Cristy, Rlnjcwood; C. M Adams, J. P. Lay, Johnsburgh. 36 My heart and hand another claimed, His plea had come too late. It's ever thus with people without pluck and vim, Take Rocky Mountain Tea don't getfeft again. G. W. Besley. Their Health Food. ; iv- V, Pessels (the druggist)--Wfrfct1* the matter, my boy? Morton (the boy)--Matter 'nough; here's lady wants ten cents' worth of insect powder, and the cockroaches has •'t it *11 up. . Stops the Cough ' / V and works off the Colii Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure cold in one day. No Cure, no Pay: Price 25 cents. Reciprocity. 1 hear that Jones treated doctor very badly." 'So I heard. I suppose he that turn about is fair play ." V Ballot By Petition For Supervisor, P JAMES C. LADD • Mi;.;' ,1? $£& • p"", . . . U; ,'.S; P* JJr For Supervisor, Q WILLIAM A. CRISTY For Town Clerk, CHARLES B. HARMSEN For Assessor, [~j SAMUEL W. SMITH For Collector, |~~| PETER ROTHERMEL For Commissioner of Highways, [~| JAMES GREEN For Justices of the PeaA, • HENRY C. MEAD |~~1 ALBERT L. FRANCISCO For Constables, JOHN WALSH CHAS. H. STEPHENSON I hereby certify that the above is a true specimen of the ballot to be •oted at the annual town election in the Town of McHenry, McHenry County, $ % llinois, on Tuesday, the 2nd day of April, A. D., 1901. J \, I1, % • * thinks For Infimts and Children Tli Kind You Have Always Bought Bursa. /"7?̂ Signature of fcUcJCi44 For Sale A Complete Printing Plant Consisting 6f Cylinder Press Job Press Paoer Cutter asoline Engine Job and Display Type ? UDdy Type - Cases - Stones Stands And everything with which to print a paper or do job work. Will be sold seperately or a very low price given on the entire plant. Apply at once to THE PLAINDEALER Q0. McHenry, Illinois. AMKRMVMI MOST POPULAK RAILWAY ll C I lie A(i() AL1X)N i PtOTOT BmSEWOER SBRYICB i Callfornik «(nd Back Rammer, An illustrated book, which will be of much interest to all who are expecting to take advantage of the low rates to California this summer, at the time of the Epworth League Convention, to be held in San Fransico in July, has just been issued by the Chicago & North- Western Railway. Much valuable in­ formation is given relating to the state, variable routes, etc. The rate via this line will be only $50.00 for the round trip from Chicago, with corresponding low rates from other points. Copy of this book may be had free upon applica­ tion to W. B. Kniskern 22 Fifth Avenue, Chicago, 111. 89-6t An Honest Medicine for La Grippe. George W. Waitt, of South Gardiner. Mo., says: "1 have had the worst cough, cold, chills and grip and have taken lots of trash of no account but profit to the vendor. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is the only thing that has done any good whatever. I have used one bottle of \t and the chills, cold and grip have all left me. I congratu­ late the manufacturers of an honest medicine." For sale by Julia A. Story. Blanke's coffee is always the same-- the best for the money. ** Prof. Ivison, of Lonaconing, Md., suf­ fered terrible from neuralgia of the stomach and indigestion for thirteen years and after the doctors foiled to cure him - they fed him on morphine. A friend advised the use of Eodol Dyspep­ sia Cure and alter taking a few bottles of it he says, "It has cured me entirely. I can't say too much for Kodol Dyspep­ sia Cure." It digests what you eat. Julia A. Story and G. W. Beslejpi^; ' Blanke's coffee at Chapell's. ' v f The stomach controls the situation. Those who are hearty and strong are those who can eat and digest plenty of food. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat and allows you to eat all the good food you want. If you suffer from indigestion, heartburn, belching or any other stomach trouble, this prepara­ tion can't help but do you good. The most sensitive stomachs can take it. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. "Wall paper Stoffel's. •in great variety at < i I H \ I . < i l i \ V S \ s I I I \ , < I I I * \ < . < > - . 1 I ( H 1 ^ i I I I * V . < I J M < ) U I v I I O ( i s k , \ \ s \ s • ( I I Y . ruocQH muiAH «m?m CHICAGO AND l l u i s I ' K l M . \ • I > t . \ \ | K : M \ \ N 1 i i » \ - I 1 > V I I \ l l • \ 1 U t > \ ^ I \ ( i K' { (. ( »\ I* tod «n mnwiwwm A tmtr, ax* ron. »w* or wmwm «;*» •* xadb OTIR tm cbioa4W »AI'TOW, I* wiu VATt * »D SO Wlin TO TUB Dn«i •un» im mzm, MArm, nc. It is not so much what this newspapers say, as what neighbor says to neighbor or friend to friend, that has brought Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar­ rhoea Remedy into such general use. It is as natural for people to express their gratitude after using this remedy as it is for water to flow down hill. It is the one remedy that can always be depended upon, whether a baby be sick with cholera infantum or a man with cholera morbus. It is pleasant, safe and re­ liable. Have you a bottle of it in your home? For sale by Julia A. Story. Blanke's coffee has no equaL Chapell aells it in all gradeR. AGENCY, IA., Oct. 17, 1899. PEPSIN SYBUP CO., Monticello, 111. GENTS:--I have used Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin with marked success. I unhesitatingly recommend it to those suffering with Stomach Trouble or Con­ stipation. It's certainly a blessing to humanity. You are at liberty to use my testimonial. Very respectfully, F. M. WlLCOXSON. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. The very best in window shades at Stoffel's.*" She.--I have never loved befoce^ , He.--And why my precious? oftrlly there are others as worthy as I. She.--That wasn't it. I had Indiges­ tion so bad I never could endure their prattle, but I took a bottle of Dr. Cald well's Syrup Pepsin and have never seen any sign of it since. Get it of Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. - Blanke's ooffee is put up in air-' cans and in bulk. Chapell sells lib A Card. •".% We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to refund the money on a 50 cent bottle of Green's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your cough or cold. We also guarantee a 25 cent bottle to prove satisfactory or money refunded. 27-26t JULIA A. STOBY. fev- v&A P> & '*;i 4**o. JT See those fine labour tains at Stoffel's. Price right Like Uliyer Twist, children ask for more when given One Minute Cough cure. Mothers endorse it highly for croup, [t quickly oures all coughs and and colds and every throat and lung trouble. It is a specific for grippe and asthma and has long been a well known remedy tor whooping cough. A. Story and G. W. Besley. Differential Diagnosis. Pat (in a quandary)--Begorra, now I'm in a foine fix; Oi don't know which is me prescripshum, and «e Choineee laundry oheck. . : - '-*• C L O T H I N G To our McHenry and Lake County Patrons we extend an in­ vitation to inspect one of the largest and best selected stocks of MensBoys' and ChildrensClothing just arrived which are second to none in the county. They are manufactured and guaranteed by Cohn, Wampold & Co. To do justice td yourself you should see our large new stock belore buying your new Suit. A look into our store will do you more good than all the neivspaper talk we can give you, when it comes to clothing. Large stock of latest shapes and colors in Spring Hats just in. Plow Shoes, Garden and Field Seed*, Over­ all*, and Shirts, Flonr, Groceries. D,"HenryJOHN J. fllLLER The Grocery Stock ife very complete just now and quite interest- v i n g t o c a s h p a y i n g t r a d e . . . . . * . . . . . . . . . . , *"• 10 lbs. best granulated 10 lbs. Rolled Oats .25c sugar. 58c 2 gals, sour Picldes.. .45c 3 lbs. choice Apricots. 25c 1 gal. pail Syrup..... .35c 3 i* Peaches . 25c 3 cans Corn .25c 5 " Prunes .. 25c 3 pkgs Richelieu Oats. .25c 3 " ̂̂ Pears ... 25c 3 " Mince Meat .25c FISH AT LOWEST MARKET PRICES f:-, • > Your Spring Dress, large Aprons, waist •r the boy and girl, presents an opportunity >r economical buying. Several thousand are here of late spring styles and we Ifrrange a special sale at 4£c per yard while Ijfciey last. We told you before about odd $ize shoes we are closing out. Some are here jfet. New spring styles in Ladies' and Gents' Shoes are here and await your coming Plenty new Outing Flannels, Muslin Under­ wear and many things for your inspection. *> A * t' j$ - W. C. KVANSON mmiiniiiiuimiiniiimiiiiMiiniimmii K,: V'*? *# •?&r' it" * * This ware is a little higher in price than tin ware, but is much cheaper to buy, as it lasts forever. I have a complete line of this ware and also of the Venetian Green Ware. Call and see it. Complete line of Nickel Plated Ware. Cutlery and Plumbing G j bave a fine line of cutlery, including; 4 X s Knives, I'able Knives and Forks, Pock Razors, Etc. A full stock of Carpen When in need of anything in the plu | bear in mind that we know the busin* on hand all the necessary supplies. Garland Steel Ranges #-a Just received a line of Garland Steel you know they are the best. Have a Stoves left over which will be sold count It will pay you to look at the] Ammunition for birds pr bear. Powder, Shot or loaded Shells. I McHenry, III; GEO. sonne