Mt&Wittt MBT TBC1WDAT BY ' lit mow VUmuur (ohpary ••:•«' **-gX£*~- *•£ST"- *' H.Tj*m, Hum*. OO09 In Josten Block, two dams m*tk of ; Owen & Oh&peU's store. „...., TKLKPHoiaai: fcon«Dirt»BCO.Na«8; - CitUens', No. I rf; TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTIONS One year W® Subscriptions received for three or six *»tiths> in the same proportion. Thursday, July 11.1901. --s-4- ^ • ; > W P A R E W E L L . , % A WITH this issue the management of The Plaindealer passes from my hands and the close of the week I sever my connection with The Plaindealer Com pany. I wish to state that there is nothing hilt the best of feelings existing between the directors of the above company and myself and that it is my earnest wish that the correspondents and friends who have so nobly assisted me in the past willcontinue in the future. To the cor respondents especially do I wish to thank. As I shall remain a resident of Mc Henry there will be no change in my re lations save closer alliance for the best Interests of the village. Cordially Yours, E. J. HAZEL. V';;,,'A NSW national political party has jost been organized in Kansas City. Up to date it has accumulated fifteen mem bers and a standard bearer, ^Editor Bryan of the Commoner. IT is very evident that what this country really needs for its salvation is another appellate tribunal, higher than tike supreme court of the United States, to be composed entirely of editorial writers and paragraphists employed on Democratic papers. That the wisdom, patriotism, familiarity with and devo tion to tite constitution, as well as in- taltiTe knowledge of the intent of the fathers, for which these gentlemen know themselves to be distinguished, should lie wasted and t&rown away in solemn •Iterances that don't make a particle of deference, is for the nation a terrible ca lamity, only to be averted by constitut- ilg these valuable wiseacres into a tri- tanal whose over-rulings of the supreme court shall be authoritative and finaL IT is unkind in the Democratic Chica go Chronicle to speak thus of the patron Mint of Democracy, but it does so all the same. Here's what it says: "Mr. Bryan has promised the Democrats of Ohio that if they will nominate the can didate for governor whom he wants to see in the field, he will take the stump for their ticket next fall in all parts of the state. The Ohio Democrats are flattered by the offer, but are think ing that it is possible to nominate a can didate for governor who would get more votes without Mr. Bryan Vaid than with it The best way for the Democrats in all states is to nominate their own can didates and fight their own campaigns hi their own way this year and in 1902 without the interference of the defeated candidate for president in 1896 and 1900. That will prepare them for a genuine ,Ifcemocratic campaign in 1904." S«rah«r4t PUjr*d Krdorm Tfc«aa «t S8 Ccata a Beai. Sarah Bernhardt, the great French actress, once played in Sullivan, Ind., at 35 cento a head. It was many years ago, and Bern hardt was tnakmg a tonr of the coun try. On the way from Louisville to Indianapolis the train was stopped at Sullivan by the news that a serious freight wreck had occurred a few miles up the road 'completely blocking the tracks and making progress to Indian apolis impossible until the next day. •Very well," said the manager in ex cellent French and with forced calm ness. "Since we cannot leave town we will give a performance here." 'Impossible," said Mme. Bernhardt, also in French. "IJiiite impossible." •Not a bit," said the manager, and he went about It. The divine Bern hardt, being under contract to'play a certain number of nights, was induced to consent. There was no "opera house" in Sullivan, but the Masonic hall was rented, and some of the scen ery was crowded into It. The local job office got out a lot of handbills in a hurry, and messengers were dispatch ed to the adjoining towns to spread the glad news that Bernhardt, the di vine Sarah, was to play in Sullivan that night and that admission would be 35 cents. "No use trying to charge metropoli tan prices here," said the manager to the treasurer, and that gentleman sigh ed and said he supposed not. In the early evening there began to come into town long lines of green farmer wagons, each holding a family party. When the house was full, the great Bernhardt cautiously took a peep at it from behinjl the flimsy curtain. "Mon Dieu!" she cried, raising her Jeweled hands. "Look at the Indians!" But she played Fedora for them, and she played until 11 o'clock.--Philadel phia Saturday Evening Post. ;/ \ r I;. - ARF, YOU INTERESTED t : 4 ' The condition of our gravelled' ha* long been a subject for serious com- jpent by those who were obliged to travel them either by wagon, buggy or bicycle. would seem that the high way commissioners of the various town* consider that when they have let tliD contract to haul gravel on the road 3 their work is done, regardless of the fact that the contractor may have hauled •lore cobble stones than gravel. The zvsult is lame horses, prematurely worn out buggies and broken bicycles if not -broken limbs. There is a right as well as a wrong way to gravel roads and with a little care on the part of the com . , missioners which would coet the tax payer little if any more than at present . _ our highways might be almost as smooth * \ as a floor and riding would become a X^leasure instead of torture. Our atten uott ;hae been called to the owners of Carriages in Woodstock who have united in employing men to remove loose stones - from the loads between their city and Crystal Lake and McHenry. It is a J Commendable work and if our highway » f commissioners can not be persuaded to have this done on our most public roads • Would it not be for the interests of our , "Village to invite travel to it by raising a ;!*?|ond for this purpose? rkCf"t w*y Roads Are Crooked In China. The Chinese road is private property, ft strip taken from somebody's land, fe, v SChis is done much against the will of UV v#he owner, since he not only loses the ft fise of it, but also still has to pay taxes i on it. v ^ One consequence is that It is wide ytenough for only one vehicle, and carts can pass one another only by trespass ing on the cultivated land. To prevent this the farmers dig deep ditches by jl^ "the roadside. As the surface wears ip.; away and the dust blows off it gradu- gfe * ally grows lower, and after awhile it gL? - becomes a drain for the surrounding fields. A current forms in the rainy season, which still further hollows It • out, and thus has arisen the proverb ,<. that a road a! thousand years old be comes a river. Those whose lands are used for roads naturally prefer to have the roads run p along the edge of their farms instead ' of cutting across them, and this ac counts for the fact that Chinese roads are often so crooked that one may have to go a considerable distance to reach a place that is in reality but a few miles away. This always interests the stranger.--Church Eclectic. HE U6ED THE S/U-T TEST. la Old Apache Chief* Kiowledso of the II a man Sf*tem. In the early days of Union Pacific railroading Victoria, Nana and Geron- Imo, the three chiefs of the Arizona Apaches, with 100 of their best bucks, came through to Green River, Wy. They had heard of the "heap wagon and no boss" and had come to stop the train. They made a lasso of rawhide, and 50 men on each side held on to the rope as the freight came down the Wasatch divide. The engineer saw when several miles away what the In dians were up to, so he whistled "off brakes" and, opening his throttle, let her loose. The cowcatcher struck the rope and hurled the Indians In all direc tions, literally tearing them to pieces, headless, armless and legless. The three chiefs went south to their cactus plains very crestfallen. Before they selected these men the old Chief Victoria had them all eat a piece of rock salt about as big as a pecan, run swiftly about 100 yards, sit down on a log or rock and cross their legs. Then he watched the vibration of the feet, which were crossed. The feet which vibrated the longest or had the longest strokes he declined to ac cept for a severe duty or a dangerous trip or for one that was at all hazard ous, but he accepted the feet which vi brated short, distinct and regular strokes. Now, what did the old chief know about pulsation of the arterial system or of heart action and indeed about salt in the system? I have lived near to Indian reservations and have had occasion often to survey over their lands for railroads and other objects, and I have wondered where old Vic toria got his idea. Is not the child of the sagebrush plains better posted than his paleface brother?--Chicago Inter Ocean. A Love Letter of Prince Blnunk. "On my window sill, among all sorts of crocuses and hyacinths, stand two camellias which always inspire me with strange thoughts. One of them, slender and pretty, with its ornamen tal crown (top) and soft, pale--very pale--pink blossoms, but little foliage and only two buds, transports me to Reddetin, holds itself rather stiffly and lisps English. The other makes far less impression of beauty as you look at it, and its stalk betrays In its gnarl ed twisting lack of care in its pruning. From the midst of the foliage looks out a dead branch, but the crown Is rich in leaves, and the foliage Is green er than that of its neighbor. It gives promise of abundant blossoming in its eight buds, and its color is deep dark red and white in irregular gay variega tion. Do you take the comparison amiss? It is a lame comparison, more over, for I do not love camellias, be cause they are without odor, and you I love precisely on account of the fra grance of the flower of your spirit, which is white, dark red %nd black." Here Is a picture of the Man of Iron with his armor doffed.--Harper's Mag azine M Let us remind you that there is not a better grocery store in McHenry than the one we boast of. Good, dependable, fresh goods, and as uniform in quality as Blanke's Coffee, of which we are happily the West Side agents. We also handle those excellent brands of Flour: • It is a foregone conclusion that if summer goods are not pretty well unloaded before the Fourth of July, the merchant must do some hustling to reduce the stock. We had a good spring trade and turned out large qunntities of goods for summer Wear, but still have plenty left to supply the trade. Aa summer advances the prices come down, and will take their first tumble this week. Everything in Hats, Caps, Clos ing, Diet's Goods, Shirt Waists, Negligee Shirts, Underwear, f*' * / Pillsbury's Best, S 1 e e p y E y e 'W-- PROBA TE NEWS KEAfc ESTATE TRANSFERS. „ Eunice A Moore to William Schultz, lot 13, sec 2. Dunham .18500 00 Oscar Clow & w to Delos (Mow, all int erest in David Olow estate land in section 1, Qrafton and 6 Algonquin... 115000 Fred Clow et al to John C Duck et al, Its IB & 14, blk 2, Clow's Crystal Lake Park . 70® 60 Mabel Bordwi'U & h to August Miller, 7 acres in nwH nwj* sec #, Alden 870000 Henry C Aver to William H Cobb, Its 2 & 3, blk 7, E G Ayer's adn Harvard... 90000 Herbert D Crumb et al to Grace Tracy, Its 21,22.23,24 & 25, Crumb's sub-divi sion sec 35, Chemung 1075 00 Joseph T Peacock & w to John Wagner pc n of road in eH ne)4 sec 25, Rich mond 80 00 Henry Hauschildt & w to Charles Warncke, nex swjrf & sefe nwM sec IS & swM nwx sec 12, Coral . 800000 Emily Ballou & w to Mamie De Grushe, lot in Nunda 175 00 ltobert J Sutton to Ida C Bremer, It 5, Emerald Park 140 00 J C Choate to J H Shearer, wH It 9,; blk 1, Oakland cemetery.. I.... 15 00 Fred Lemke & w to Anna Bauer, pc 5 rds by 10 rds in swM sec 28, Grafton.. 1000 00 DeWitt D Manny & w to Wm C Wood- ard, pt It 58, sec 36, Marengo 150000 Thompson G Catchpool et al to Frank Gooch, s 3 acres of wV4 of s»4 of It 2 of swH sec 6, Riley... 150 00 Reuben R Turner & w to Frank L Vos- burgh. pc in wH seM sec 22. Richmond 500 00 Joseph Smith & w to Cella Pichen, It 12, „ blk 1, Baldwin's adn Cary 960 00 Anton Yunghans to Fred Kruger, pc In nw^ sec 33, Nunda 1400 00 PROBATE NEWS, Estate of Charles EL Mill's. Final re port Entry of appearance and final re ceipts filed. Estate of Leonard Lock wood. Widow's selection filed and approved. Estate of Thomas Quigley. Affprafoe- ment bill and inventory filed. ; MARRIAGE LICENESS. \ Laverene W. Thompeoa........ Chicago Mary B. Richardson Woodstock Gilbert Genung . .Crystal Lake Gertrude Lawson Crystal Lake Carl Albrecht. . Dundee Minnie Schroder... . .. ! . ..... .. .Dundee Frank N. Blakeslee..........Woodstock Madeline E. Osterman. Hetron !|C: .. (EfeK Lack aa< Plaek. Two clerks named Thomas and Clfir- ence were in the employ of a wealthy merchant. Thomas was always an In dustrious lad, but Clarence was much given to frivolity and was extravagant in his habits. In after years Clarence married his employer's daughter and was made a partner in the business. Thomas continued to be an honest, In dustrious clerk all his life, and his services were much appreciated by Clarence and his father-in-law. Moral.--There is no royal road to success.--New York Commercial Ad vertiser. -• r " if Hot rataL Willie--I think I could die listening to Miss Triller sing. Cy Nick--Oh, you may feel like dy ing, but you'll pull through. I've been through it often.--Ohio State Journal. TO CURE A COIjD IN OKK DAY. Take LAXATIVE Bromo Quinine Tab lets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's nature is on each box. 26c. h" ̂ 1 ? ^ *v * % ^ V1 Stops the Cough and works off the Cold. ^ J^Kqrative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one day. 2fo Cure, po Pay Price 26 cento. INDIAN SIGNALS." , Tic Long Dlitaaee Code by Wild the Red Ilea Conversed. The traveler on the plains in the early days soon learned the significance of .he spires of smoke that he sometimes aaw rising from a distant ridge or hill and that in turn he might see answer ed from a different direction. It was the signal talk of the Indians across miles of intervening ground, a signal used in rallying the warriors for an at tack or warning them for a retreat when that seemed advisable. The Indian had a way of sending up the smoke in rings or puffs, knowing that such a smoke column would at once be noticed and understood as a signal and not taken for the smoke of some campflre. He made the rings by covering the little fire with his blanket for a moment and then suddenly re moving the blanket and allowing the smoke to ascend, when he instantly covered the fire again. The column of ascending smoke rings said to every Indian within 30 miles: "Look out. There Is an enemy near." Three smokes built close together meant dan ger. One smoke merely meant atten tion. Two smokes meant "Camp at this place." Travel the plains, and the usefulness of this long distance tele phone will quickly become apparent. Sometimes at night the settler or traveler saw fiery lines crossing the sky, shooting up and falling, perhaps taking a direction diagonal to the line of vision. He might giiess that these w£re the signals of Indians, but unless he were an old timer he might not be able fb interpret the signals. The old timer and the squaw man knew that one fire arrow (an arrow prepared by treating the head of the shaft with gunpowder and fine bark) meant the same as the column of smoke puffs Tii, "An enemy is near." Two arrows meant ("Danger." Three arrows said imperatively, "This danger Is great." Several arrows said, "The enemy are too many for us." Two arrows shot up into the air at once meant "We shall attack;" three at once said, "We at tack now." An arrow shot off in a diagonal direction said as plainly as pointing a finger, "That way." Thus the untutored savage could telephone fairly well at night as well as In day time." Kxcuraioii Rates to Council Bloflk, Via the North-Western Line. Excursion tickets will be sold at reduced rates for round trip, July 15, 16 and 17, limited to return until July 18, inclusive, on ac count of Annual Regatta Iowa State Amateur Rowing Association. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western railway. A Card. We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to refund the money on a 60 cent bottle of Green's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your cough or cold. We also guarantee a 25 cent bottle to prove satisfactory or money refunded. Julia A. Story. 27-26t We would hate to be a bride in July, and have to begin to do. the cooking in such a hot month, instead of eating mother's. It is easier to keep well than get cured. Dewitt's Little Early Risers taken now and then, will always keep your bowels in perfect order. They never gripe but promote an east gentle action. Julia A. Story and G. W. Bes- ley. Very Low Rate Excursion Tickets to the Pan-American Exposition, BuflMo, N. V. Via the North-Western Line are sold daily with favorable return limits. Di rect connections at Chicago, with fast trains of all lines to Buffalo. For further particulars, apply to agents. An illustrated booklet will be mailed on re ceipt of two cents postage by W. B. Kniskern, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chicago. l*2t. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve should be promptly applied to euts, burns and scalds. It soothes and quickly heals the injured part. There are worthless counterfeits, be sure to get DeWitt's Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. Excursion Rates to DM Plainea Cusp < Meeting, Via the North-Western Line. Excur sion tickets will be sold at reduced rates July 16 to 29 inclusive, limited to return until July 31, inclusive. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western Rail way. l-8t We have a good sale on Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin because we guarantee it and refund your money if it does not do just as we represent it. Call for a book let that tells you all about it, at Julia A. Story's and G. W. Besley's. Want Column, Ti^OR SALE--The choicest building j, „ __ lots tn McHenry and West McHenry forbusiness and residences. All centrally located. Prlces| reasonable. Inquire of O. N. Owen, at the? bank. 37-tf^ Three lots and a completely^ furnished cottage together with barn,; T7*OR 8ALE furnished cottage etc., located on east side of Plstakee Bay. A, bargain if taken at once. Apply to this officer 41-tf#' TXTANTEd--Girl for general housework on, vv farm near McHenry. 13.00 per week will b^paid to a good girl. Apply to Plaindealer 51-tf. "DOOMS TO RENT--Furnished or xmlurnish ed, newly papered 51-tf. and painted. Apply to E. LAW Los. „ T7*OR SALE--Single carriage and surry at a[ -L very low price. Together or seperate. Apply to Plaindealer Office. 52-lf. XpOR SALE--A number of Barred Plymouth; x Ro -k chickens, perfect birds. Very low? firlces asked. Apply to O. L. PIKE, -6t .McHenry TJ*OR SALE--A car load of. choice fresh milkers and springers about July 6th. Call on or address J. C. LADD, l-5t* Ringwood, 111. Tj>OR SALE--A 8tory & Clark organ, nearly, -1- new. Will be sold reasonable. Inquire at this office l-2t. Tj^OR SALE--North end of McHenry, 7 room x cottage, 3 lots, orchard, barn, chicken! house and two wells. Inquire at The Plain- dealer office. 2-lt*; Tj^OUXD -A ladles Jacket. Owner can haveD -*• same by proving property and paying for this notice. Call at Joe N. Miller's. You can never cure dyspepsia by diet ing. What your body needs is plenty of good food properly digested. Then if your stomach will not digest it, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure will. It contains all of the natural digestants hence must digest every class of food and so prepare it that: nature can use it in nourishing the body- and replacing the wasted tisanes, thus giving life, health, strength ambition, pure tyood and good healthy appetite. Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. "Going to visit kin?" said a reporter to a traveler at the Union depot today. "No, gt>i»g for pleasure, " was the reply. How Is the Ticket ? V Does it suit you? Well, we are not all alike, you know, in this world, and it is hard to please everyone, but the favor is unanimously for Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin as it is guaranteed to cure Constipation, Indigestion, Sick Head-! ache and Stomach Trouble. Sold by Julia A. Story and G. W. Besley. The winds that blow these days are of the kind that would raise freckles on the face of an Indian. < A MILD LAXATIVE, vsmm roo. I N-\ A MILD LAXATIVE TABLETS I VITALITY. I MENTAL CALMMC55 I PEACEFUL £>LUMB£R_. I THE. MODERN 'STOCK IflTlflt- Sou) A/^GUARAWTKD or JULIA A. STORY, McHenry, Illinois. [ I BUY AtlD try Then THfe MoDwRpwCa I£WANC£,ILLINOIS. | When a boy makes a confidant of his sister it indicates that he is not a strong, healthy boy. Those famous little pills, DeWitt's Little Early Risers compel your liver and bowels to do their duty, thus giving you pure, rich blood to recuperate your body. Are easy to take. Never gripe. Julia A. Story and Geo. W. Besley. Fat lady--Don't Bleep too much; exer cise; don't eat fats and sweets. To re duce flesh rapidly take Rocky Mountain Tea. Acts directly on the fatty tissues. 85c. G. W. Besley. The sun is so hot and bright that the people have sun grins on their f aoes. A bad complexion generally results from inactive liver and bowels. In all such cases, DeWitt's Little Early Risers produce gratifying results. Julia A. Story and*G. W. Besley. Very Low Bates to Via the North-Western Line. Excur sion tickets will be sold at greatly re duced rates, July 17, 18, 19, limited to return until August 31, inclusive, on account of International Mining Con gress. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y. 1-1 WALL PAPER Do not pass us by if you are looking for the latest designs in wall paper. We have a fine line and are selling it at right prices. Also a complete line of PAINTS AND OILS mind that at all times we carry everything in Drugs and Medicines, and all the necessities in school supplies. , Rtagwooft, 111. J ^ BROWN & SON Don't blame tbe Coolt / :cJf you had a poor cup of Coffee for breakfast this V^ ^rning; she probably did the best she could with v the material at hand. Did you ever notice in 1 using an inferior brand of coffee that you sel- * " ;£om get two lots just al;ke? The reason - , - - , • . is that the proper care is not taken in ;Jhe blending. One lot requires more • ^ v,' and another less coffee to make a "h;,: X.- Vl»00<? CUP an(l as a consequence the ** cook is unable to please you. ! V Sphere is one brand of coffee * that Will give satisfaction ; and to be convinced just ^ * f ̂ * * j ̂ ;] V. ' For Sale S. CHAPELL » •' *• A. - sinoN McHenry. ' , i si, ' STOFFEL BULK ~ ^ \ ̂ ̂ -s ~Vi Our Argument..».. .^. .4 ̂ . .15c .<5 I' \ Battle Ax....: v^( .;..20c ?, Delicious Blend..; . . ,», ,25c riMojwri ... | PACKAGE ^ • Faust, 2Tb can.. . •. .-80c • Transplanted, 3 lb can.. 4 ...^5C - • World's Pair, ltt> cap.*, . .. .30c 3 5^Dixie, 4ft> can...-. ..$1.00 | Mojav, 21b can»«.. .....60c | Flyer, 5 ib can\ > # .. ..$1.00 I For Sale A Complete Printing Plant Consisting of, . r > Cylinder Press , : Job Press - -ifeper Cutter * Gasoline Engine Jpb and Display Type The McHenry Journal Outfit Cases . , ,. . ' Stones. Wv' Stand# And everything with which to prin| a paper or do job work. . ' Will be sold seperately or a very , . low price given on the entire ' plant. Apply at once to " THE PLAINDEALER CO. McHenry, Illinois. California The Gatewi# To the Orient Numerous profitable business openings in California. Make money in orange and lemon groves, vineyards, wineries, orchards. Make money in cattle and sheep ranches, wheat fields, beet sugar culture, varied farm products. % Make money in mines, oil wells, manufacturing, trading The California Limited daily, Chicago to Los Angelas and San Francisco. General Passenger < The Atchison, Topeke & Santa Pe R'y CHICAGO pmup l General Commission merchant Special attention given to the sale of *, ,1 ^Dressed Beef, nuttoiggig-:f lliogs, Veal, Poultry Stall 1 & 3. Fulton St. Wholesale Market •Illtl VI» • * * -JHides, Etc. " """ •-f > -, -Butter and Eggf . ; This is the oldest house on tfce afefeet §.>f||irags and price lists • •* " • " -furnished on application COLD STORAQE FREE Chicago, JULIA A. STORY, Druggist. JOS. H. HUEilANN, Hi Johnsburgh, Illinois. V , ' Appleton Corn Husketv Corn Shelters and Tread Powers •m,: Duplex Grinding Mills, Rock Island PIOWB, ; Wagons, Carriages, Buggies. Wind liills feieril RUl l Ilium ' Well Supplies. Harness Oil, Paint Oil and Pfkes always ReisiMie Vflachine Oils a Speciaty! , v ^ • • < - •msiMi--i------»--nusiiiisii--»i--------• Colors Bear in mind that I have a fine assortment of ready-mixed paints for all purposes, of a superior brand, and also a complete stock leads and varnish* of colors h a it. story m c f i e n r y , a I l l i n o i s HHMIIIiMi-->--tmtttmwWHHimtHili A-' "i "vf* j*r Vi ' iSl -S f. lZ?A$iL"P4 /• r SF- • m.