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• T _ I. ' - 1' •mwrn. *•:•.' V". i'."' V • " ' ~r .1- .^y. if .A, f'.'V ^ • V V i.1 ••:• '.•- -I. W %*/. V WT* 'rl lk Mar? fMntalc. fl(jj)[J| |j[|j|[-<j [fj[j DAVID BENNETT HILL IS DEAD EUROPEAN TRAVEL THESE EVENTFUL MYS. Published by F. G. SCHREINER. JfcHEN-nv. HXTNTOIS A mustache can come back. 91M frost is on the Sunday school ytcnlc. ft *fl! tejr* $ rnnv storm to do fcw&y wtth straw hats. PHILADELPHIA "ATHLETIC8* WIN BASEBALL PENNANT FOR 1910. LOSE ONE GAME OUT OF FIVE Outside the slight chill of this weather, can yon beat It? The best of aviators often come down when they least expect to. While the aeroplane Is still In Its infancy, it is a r«r> uii5v liifnBl. Guess they will discard the hobble skirt now. Fashion says it's passe. In the matter of Joy-riding it is be­ coming harder than ever to tell a steal from a borrow. Deciding Contest Is Played at Chicago Before Reeord Crowd--Great Pitch­ ers' Battle for Seven Inning*--Col­ lins Plays Brilliantly. Clubs. Philadelphia Chicago Won. Lost. Per ot. 4 1 .800 1 4 .200 Aeroplane flights and balloon races are fascinating, but think how good the walking is! If the world Is going insane, BO ME modern music must be consciously written for the future. If your digestion is bad it's because you lack "sand." A spoonful with each meal, says the doctor. Boys In Chicago public schools are to take up sewing- Why assume bachelorhood for them so early lh the day? Not all men are poets, says a re­ viewer of current verse. Now, if we could only convince them of that truth. Baden-Powell has landed in New York. If your boy askp for a khaki suit and a scout hat don't be sur­ prised. Why is it everybody has a bottle of carbolic setting around the house aomewhere to be taken in mistake for medicine? Japanese children are to be taught to write with both hands. The pa- ®er trust may be encouraging the movement Speaking of menu French, It Is a fact that English is expressive enough to designate all that the ordinary man wants to eat An attempt is being made to Ameri­ canize hotel menus. "Pork And," "White Wings," "One in the Dark" and "Ham on Rye." When song writing >*«• been intro­ duced In the schools will the pupils take their arithmetic lessons home and try them on the piano? Now that New York has abandoned the horse cars we may entertain hopes of her one day being a real up- to-date and enterprising village. If one had one's choice of deaths that by the administration of hot tninoe pie over a period of about sev­ enty-five years would seem as de­ sirable as any. A hen that sings has been discov- eied In South Carolina. Owing to the stiff price of eggs, she will not be likely to cast much of a shadow over the hen that lays, Any man who is inclined to feel haughty should stop and consider that according to the census he is just about 1-90,000,000th part of the popu­ lation of this country. What has become of the old-fash­ ioned youth who grew long hair for every football season, even though he never got any closer to the game than the grand stand? Our leading lad) smugglers may console themselves with the thought that ""ollector Loeb will have no such perfected system of search when the ocean-going aeroplane is in commis­ sion. Statistics of the Five Games. j AlLcTldaliCc 1*™. Receipts $173,979.50 Players' share 87,857.70 Each club's share 68,720.85 National commission's share 17.397.95 Chicago.--The 1910 baseball pen­ nant was won by the Philadelphia American league team, the men from the Quakpr city defeating the Chicago Nationals four out of flv« games. At the deciding content on Sunday one of the largest crowds that ever attended a ball game in Chicago-- 27,374--was present, and up to the eighth gave one of the rarest exhibi­ tions of 'rooting" ever witnessed in this city. When Chicago scored in the second inning the "fans" went wild and when the Quaker City men took the lead in the fifth the crowd begged and pleaded with their favor­ ites to 'come back" and win out. But, after the fatal eighth, when Philadel­ phia scored five runs, they sat back in their seats and watched silently the work of the youthful machine tri­ umph over the veterans whom they had regarded as unbeatable. Brown and Coombs, the latter the iron man of the series, fought a great pitchers* battle for seven Innings and Brown then blew. In the eighth the entire Athletic team went to bat and hammered Brown hard. Four hits, two of them doubles, a wild throw by Zimmerman and a wild pitch by the three-fingered twirler, sent five Ath­ letic playere over the plate and blasted the hopes of the Cub follow­ ers. Collins, the second baseman of the Phlladelphias. was the star of the game. He drove out two doubles and a single, and, when the battle was won, stole third, that he might display his speed. In fact, Collins was a large factor In every contest between the two teams. His hitting, fielding and base running was of the most bril­ liant character. Score. R. H. K. A t h l e t i c s . 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 - 7 1 1 1 Dhlcago ..0 1000001 0-2 » 2 Two base hits--Chance, Murphy, Lord, Collins (2), 8heckard. Sacrifice hits--Zim­ merman, Barry. Stolen bases--Hartsel, Collins (3), Zimmerman. Bases on balls-- Off Brown, 8, off Coombs 1. Struck out-- FORMER SENATOR AND GOVER­ NOR PASSES AWAY. Waa Prominent for Years In Demo­ cratic Party and as Executive of New York State. Albany, N. T.--David Bennett Hill. ex-U&lted States senator and former governor of New Yck, died suddenly Thursday at Woiferts Roost, his coun­ try home. He was C. years old. About two weeks ago Mr. Hill was seized with a bilious attack, and al­ though his condition was not consid­ ered serious at the time his physi­ cian advised him to remain at home for a few days. The patient appeared m David B. Hill.' to be on the road to recovery until Wednesday night, when he suffered a sinking spell, which resulted in his death. Mr. Hill waa born August 29, 1843. He was elected to the assembly in 1870 and again in 1871. During his first term in the assembly he made his memorable fight to- abolish contract convict labor, and during his second term he was a member of the judiciary committee, with Samuel J. Tilden, they being the only Democrats on the com mittee. which had the task of investi­ gating the alleged scandalous and cor rupt conduct of certain New York city judges. D0LLIVER IS LAID TO REST By Brown 7, by Cpombs 4. Wild pltche- Brown 2. Umpires--O'Day. Sheridan. Con­ nolly and Rlrfer. STORM WRECKS MANY SHIPS The mint officials have just discov­ ered that the citizens of the United States don't seem to be able to keep any of the $11,000,000 coined annually In gold. So they are going to stop coining it. From the depths of the sea a new Island has added Itself to the Aleutian group. Uncle Sam should hurry up with a more definite government for Alaska, which is twice as large as Texas and still growing. Qreat Devastation Wrought by the Re­ cent West Indian Hurricane le Now Being Revealed. New York.--The destructiveness and the devastation wrought by the West Indian hurricane along the Flor­ ida coast, south of St. Augustine, is being revealed as wire communication is slowly restored. Dispatches from Tampa, and Key West received by roundabout routes give a long list of vessels wrecked and lives lost. Most thrilling of all' is the report telling of the grounding of the French transatlantic steamship Louisiane, with 647 passengers, on Sombrero Reef, fifty miles east of Key West Fortunately, however, all hands are reported safe. The vessel lies in eight feet of water and cannot be floated until most of her cargo has been jet­ tisoned. Three of the crew of the schooner Harry I. Haywood of Boston were drowned when that vessel went on the reefs at Boca Ratone. The schooner Edward T. 8totes- bury of New York is also reported wrecked on a reef. 8enator Cummins, Governor Carroll and Others Pay Last Tribute to Memory of Dead Statesman. Fort Dodge, la.--The funeral of the late Senator Jonathan P. Dolliver took place here while the rain fell In top rents. Burial was in Oakdale ceme­ tery. . The drizzling rain, driven by a raw, cold wind, compelled the family tc abandon the original plan of holding the services on the lawn of the Dolli­ ver home. The funeral, therefore, wai held in the Fifty-sixth regiment arm ory, which accommodates 6,000. Contrary elements could not keep away the devoted friends of Senator Dolliver, however, who crowded every available space in the big building. Standing outside the building, strain­ ing to catch a word of the eulogies be­ ing pronounced upon the departed statesman, were almost 3,000 people. They crowded around the building until finally Senator Clapp of Minneso­ ta left the services inside and went outside, making a short speech to them. On the stage of the armory were seated the clergy, the United States senators and congressmen, the com­ mittee from the two houses of the Iowa general assembly, all state offi­ cers and other speakers. The space in front of the stage was a perfect maas of flowers. Particular­ ly noticeable was the huge wreath sent by the United States senate. Preceding the speeches at the arm­ ory the regulation Methodist Episcopal burial services were held. Follpwing the ritualistic services of the church, eulogies were delivered by the following men: Rev. Charles M. Stuart, Chicago; Governor Carroll, on behalf of the people of Iowa; Senator Cummins, as representative of the Uni­ ted States senate; Bishop William Fra- ser McDowell of Chicago, "A Fallen Leader." CANAL LIBEL BRIEF FILED A court has decided that platonic af­ fection for a married woman does not Justify gifts of silk hose and lingerie-- not even in these ultra-modern times. Stick to Browning and essays on friendship, and the lady will be safe In a divorce suit. Government Makes Answer Before 8upreme Court In Ceee of New York Newspaper. Washington.--A brief setting forth that the federal courts have Jurisdic­ tion in the New York World libel case, was filed in the United States Supreme court Friday, in argument on the government's appeal from the quashing of the libel Indictment against the World by the United States circuit court at New York. The brief reviews the facts in the case, outlining the World story to the effect that C. P. Taft, Douglass Robin­ son. William Nelson Cromwell and J. P. Morgan by reason of their in timacy with President Taft and Theodore Roosevelt made large profits from the sale of the French Panama canal property to this government. A very young magazine writer in­ sists that girls of the present age do not know how to kiss. It is hoped that he will, with more experience, have cause to revise his opinion. The fact that the oyster season is open is notified by the news item that ft Pennsylvania woman found a $200 pearl in an oyster which she was as­ similating in New York. This is cal­ culated to. increase the feminine de­ mand for oysters, and may entail the further drain on the family purse of trips to New York. Reject New Prlmsry In Iowa. Des Moines, Ia.--The Republican state central committee Saturday for mally declined the proposition of the Democratic central committee for an informal senatorial primary on No­ vember 8 to select candidates • for a successor to Senator Dolliver. According to an eastern writer, woman is responsible for all Ameri­ ca's woes. Women should now cut the hobble and clear her Bkirts. The tide of immigration is swelling, feat the vigilance against undesirables & also increasing. Official reports ahow that a much larger number than . Beual failed to pus the tost during the |&at few months. There is no inten­ tion to keep out the worthy, the indus­ trious, and the law-abiding, but the £overnment is exercising command^. JftH> care to exclude the other sorts. $100,000 Burlington Shop Burns. Hannibal, Mo.---Fire destroyed the patterr and saw shops of the Burling ton route here Saturday. Three work­ men were seriously injured. The loss is $100,000. PICK POSTAL BANK OFFICES Trustees Name One Plaee In Eeoh of Forty-eight States to Test Savings Plan. Washington.--The board of trustees of the postal savings bank system has approved a list of forty-eight second- class post offices at which the plan will be given its first trial. The list includes one office for each state and territory. Among them are: Pekii^ 111.; Princeton, Ind.; Decorah, Ia.; Houghton, Mich.; Bemldji, Minn.; Nebraska City, Neb.; Wahpeton, N. D.; Ashtabula, O.; Dead wood. S. D.; Manitowoc, Wis. This list of offices was selected after careful investigation by the postal officials with a view to making the first test of the service as thorough as possible under the limited appro­ priation of $100,000 provided by con­ gress. Illinois Educstor Dead. Eloomington, 111.--Dr. Franklin O. Barnes, ' who recently resigned the presidency of the Illinois Wesleyan university here on account of in health, died at Pasadena, Cal., Fri­ day, aged fifty-five. Floods In Oberammifrgau. Strife in Portugal, i gmm Rioting In Spain In Italy. 1 Railway Tieup In France. Homeward Bound Steamships All Full. MORAL--THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. DOCTOR FOUND GUILTY OF WIFE MURDER--TO HANG NOVEM­ BER 15. HE PROTESTS HIS INNOCENCE Lord Chief Justice Severely Arraigns Prisoner, Who Is Unmoved When Sentence Pronounced--M Iss Le- neve to Be Tried as Accessory. Cook's Mistake Endangers Lives. Elizabeth, N. J.--Six persons are nnder the care of physicians at Vine- land, N. J„ after narrow escapes from desth as a result of an Italian chefs error in using arsenic Instead of ba­ king powder as an Ingredient of a birthday cake. Fall of Rain Twenty-Five Inches. Palm Beach, Fla.--Communication with the outside world was again es­ tablished Friday after three days of isolation. It is estimated that 25 inches of rain fell in the four days of the storm. C. D. Hill of Georgia Dead. Atlanta. Oa.--Charles D. Hill, eo- llcitor general of Georgia, died here Friday after an illness with which he was stricken in the courtroom last Tuesday. Gov. Hsdley May Avert Rail Strike. Lutesville. Mo.--Governor Had ley Thursday wired the Missouri Pacific's general manager and the machinists' International president offering to ar bltrate the general strike of the allied trades cn all t^e Gould railroads, wUlch is imminent. Mammoth Sea Liner Launched. Belfast, Ireland.--The Olympic, the first of two mammoth White Star liners, was launched Thursday amid scenes of enthusiasm Th* nevl ves­ sel is of 46,000 tons. London.--Dr. Harvey Hawley Crip- pen was Saturday sentenced to death by the lord chief justice of England. He will be hanged on November 15. It required only 30 minutes for the jury to find the American physician guilty of murdering his actress wife, Belle Elmore, whose mutilated body was found under the cellar floor of their house. Crippen, in reply to the usual ques­ tions of Lord Alverstone if he had anything to say why sentence of death Dr. H. H. Crippen. should not be passed upon him, re­ plied in a low voice: "I still protest my innocence." When the judge pronounced the death sentence, Crippen listened un­ moved so far as outward appearances showed. After the doctor was sentenced the foreman of the jury handed to the lord chief justice a note, after look­ ing at which the Justice said: "That shall be forwarded to the proper quarter." The "proper quarter" might mean the home secretary, who has jurisdic­ tion in such matters. The jurors re­ fused to discuss the Incident. The trial of Ethel Leneve, Crip- pen's typist, as an accessory after the fact will begin at once. Government Is to Defend. Washington.--Argument was begun Wednesday in the United States Su­ preme court as to the validity of the called Carmack amendment to the Hepburn rate law of 1904. The initial carrier of Interstate commerce Is not only made liable by this amendment for damages which may occur in transportation on its own road but also on all its connecting lines. Wants Cash for Education. Washington.--Dr. Elmer Ellsworth P.rown, commissioner of education, in his annual report recommends an extra appropriation of $75,000 to provide an adequate clerical force to aid in the specialized work in his de­ part meet. 8Its on Traok; Is Killed. Rockford, 111.--Edward McMann of Maytown sat down on the Northwest­ ern tracks Saturday as,a fast train approached' and was killed when struck. Dead Russian Leader Honored. Moscow. Russia.--The funeral of Prof. Sergo Andreievlch Mouromtseff, who was president of ths duma in 1906, Thursday was the occasion of one of the greatest popular demonstra­ tions ever seen here. It was attended by 60,000 persons. NIP PUN TO MAKE BAD COIN SECRET SERVICE MEN ARREST ALLEGED COUNTERFEITER. Gang Is Said to Have Been Ready to Float Money at Expense of Nicaragua. Chicago. -- Federal secret serv­ ice detectives swooped down up­ on a conference of alleged counter­ feiters after their motor car had been stopped by the police three times for fast running. The three arrests that followed punctured a scheme of which the Nicaraguan government was the in­ tended victim, it is said, to the ex­ tent of $200,000. The men under ar­ rest are H. N. Sec rest, who had claimed to be a representative of the Nicaraguan government and gave his address as Tampico, Mexico; George B. Williams, president of the George B. Williams Printing company, and Richard J. Trumbull, secretary of the Western Engraving and Colortype company, and manager of the Guar­ antee Engraving company. The men were arrested for counter­ feiting 150,000 notes of the 1910 6 pesos variety issued by the Nicara­ guan government. The raid of the Williams printing plant was the re­ sult of a careful surveillance of Se- crest by secret service agents for sev­ eral months. Secrest, who has lived in Panama and Nicaragua for the last ten years, is said to have arrived in Chicago, about three weeks ago and to have opened up negotiations with Williams for the printing of the coun­ terfeit notes. His visit to Chicago was said to have been made after he had tried without success to get the big mass of counterfeit notes printed in Los An­ geles, Denver and Cleveland. It waa his operations in Cleveland that gave the government agents the first defi­ nite clews of .his intended operations. MOB RELEASES A MURDERER Virginia Slayer In Jail Awaiting Exe- eutien Is Liberated by Moun­ taineer Sympathizers. Livingston, Va.--John Moore, who was in the Nelson county jail here, under sentence of death for the mur­ der of Frank Howl, was liberated by his mountaineer friends The mob, numbering 75 fully armed men from the mountain section of the country where the murder was com­ mitted, proceeded quietly through the town to the county Jail. The doors were rushed and the guards, facing pistols, made no resistance. The cell where Moore was locked up soon was found and he was taken out. Moore was condemned to pay the death penalty by electrocution at Richmond on November 25, he having been convicted of murdering Frank Howl, in Nelson county last May. Many of the mountaineer friends of the condemned man believed him in­ nocent of the crime. At the October term Mrs. Roye Howl, widow of the murdered man, indicted as an accomplice, was ac­ quitted. Public sentiment was strong against the pair, but upon her dis­ charge there was a change favorable to Moore. Ten Hurt In Building Collapse. Louisville, Ky.--Ten persons were injured, fatally, Saturday, When the building on Main street, between Third and Fourth, occupied by the Ahrens & Ott Manufacturing company as an office and salesroom, partially collapsed. I Death Verdict for Slayer. Plaquemine, La.--Frank Oteri was found guilty of the murder of Jere­ miah F. Stephens of St. John, Mich., by a jury. The verdict carries the death penalty. 8heboygan Population 26,398. Washington.--The population of She­ boygan, Wis., according to the thir­ teenth census statistics, is 26,398, an increase of 3,436, or 15 per cenL. over 22,982 in 1900. Agree on Great Tobacco Sale. Cincinnati.--Forvy million pounds cf tobacco, held by the Burley To­ bacco society as part of the dissolved 19# pool, will be sold on the open market In Cincinnati, according to contracts signed here Friday. Two Killed In a Collision. New York.--Two men were killed and three men thrown into a swamp and nearly drowned in a collision, the first accident on the new electrlo line of the Pennsylvania railroad, near Harrison, N. J., Friday. DIE III TIDAL IKE TWO HUNDRED PERSONS KftlLED IN I8LAND TOWN NEAR NAPLES, ITALY. MANY HOMES ARE WRECKED guryiys'fs pie* to Higher Ground and 8uffer From Hunger and Ex­ posure--Many Shins Are Reported Lost. Rome.--A tidal wave on the Island of iBchia, near Naples Monday killed 200 persons. The town of Casamie- ciola was swept by the wave and the homes devastated. The inhabitants fled to the higher parts of Jthe island, and those who escaped the rush of water are report­ ed to be suffering from hunger and ex­ posure. The Italian minister of the interior has been appealed to for relief measures. Ischia is an island almost directly west of the city of Naples in the Med­ iterranean sea. The storm which caused the wave has broken communi­ cation and details are lacking. It Is reported that shipping waa damaged and many boats lost. Prop­ erty damage in Casamicciola was heavy. The minister of the Interior has or­ dered four men-of-war to hurry to the scene with men1* and supplies. Casamicciola was nearly destroyed by an earthquake in July, 1883, when about 1,700 lives were lost. It has since been rebuilt and has a popula­ tion of about 4,000. Naples.--An eruption of Vesuvius, accompanied by a cloudburst, Monday wrought considerable damage in the bay and on the slopes of the moun­ tain. Mud from the crater destroyed a whole street in Torre del Creco at the foot of the niountain, engulfing two families. Five bodies have been re­ covered. Loss of life Is also reported from Cetara on the bay of Salerno and at Rosina, which was built on the ruins of Herculaneum. The authorities and troops are working heroically to rescue the injured. A flood in Naples supposed to be due to heavy rains caused the' walla of several buildings to collapse, but the damage was slight. St. Johns, N. F.--News of the wreck of the steamer Regulus, bound from Belle island to Sydney with the loss of 19 of the crew, was received here Monday. The wreck occurred at Shoal bay. nine milqs from thlB port. Cape Town, Union of South Africa. --The mail steamer Usboa, with 250 passengers^ was wrecked near Pater­ noster Point, on the west coast of Cape Colony Sunday. Three persons were drowned by the eaj^izing of a small boat in which they were at­ tempting to leave the wreck. Three passengers also are m^ing. The oth­ ers of the passengers and crew were rescued. WOMAN TWO INDIANA BANKS CLOSED Lebanon National Goes Into Liquida­ tion, American Trust Company in Hands of State Officials. Lebanon, Ind.--The Lebanon Na­ tional bank, capital $80,000, has gone into voluntary liquidation by resolu­ tion of the board of directors. Pending the payment of depositors the. institution was Monday placed in the hands of the controller of the cur­ rency with Oscar L. Keller, a bank examiner from Washington, in ch&rge. The bank's cash and securities have been transferred to the First National bank, and it is given out that arrange­ ments are being made for the immedi­ ate settlement with all depositors in full. The first Intimation the public had of the action of the bank was a notice posted on the door by the bank examiner in charge. The American Trust company, an auxiliary organization of the Lebanon National, is temporarily closed and in charge of N. H. Oglesbee, of the bank department of the state auditor's office. $10,000 IN GEMS STOLEN Hotel Thieves Steal Handbag Contain* Ing Jewele From Salesman WMIe He le Registering. Chicago.--Police of the entire city are searching for sneak thieves who Monday robbed J. C. Foster, travel­ ing agent for D. L. Auld & Co., manu­ facturing jewelers, Columbus, O., of $10,000 worth of gems. Foster placed his suit case beside a chair in the Great Northern hotel and stepped up to the desk to register. When he turned around to pick up the suit case it was missing. Foster, who is a graduate of the Ohio State university and a resident of Higby, O., was dumfounded when he discovered the loss. His case contained a full line of fraternal pins and diamond, ruby and sapphire stickpins, he told the police. Speaks on Home Rule. Portland, Ore.--T. P. O'Connor, M. P., addressed a large audience here Monday on the subject of home rule for Ireland. Following the addrees, $7,500 was subscribed by local sym­ pathizers to aid the extension of home rule propaganda. Injury In Ball Game Is Fatal. Terre Haute, Ind.--Samuel James, asred twenty three, was struck by a batted ball in a game at Tangier, a small town north of Torre Haute, and died Monday from a fractured skulL Steamer Lanham Burns. Houghton, Mich.--The steamer Lan- ham, owned by James R. Adams of Detroit, burned Sunday to the water's edge and waa beached off Bete Oris, Keweenaw Point. The crew caaoe ashore in safety. Loss, $160,000. Pleads Guilty to Murder Charge. Marion, 111.--Robert Miller three weeks ago shot to death Charles Wil­ liams in this city. Monday Miller pleaded guilty to the Indictment and received a life sentence. The trouble ferew out of a card game. By Lydia. E. PfnMwni's Vegetable Compound Black Duck, Minn.--' 'About a year sgo I. wrote you that I was sick ***4 •nld not do any of _ , _ j housework, My potass sjesmess was called Retroflexion. When ould sit down I !-i as if I could not t u p . I t o o k lia £. Pink ham's get able Coin. «nnd. smd did just s yon told me and I am perfectly r,« red, and have i big b&by boy.'* -- Anna Box ID, Bl&cfc CcawMer This Adtioe. No woman should submit to a »afgt» cal operation, which, may mean death, until she lias given Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made exclusive­ ly from roots and herbs, a fair trial This famous medicine for women has for thirty years proved to be the most valuable tonic and invigorator of the female organism. Women resid­ ing in almost every city and town in the United States bear willing testi­ mony to the wonderful virtue of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It cures female ills, and creates radi­ ant, hriAtronf fftTyiP.lf* hS«ltL I? are ill, for your own sake as wefif aa those you love, give it a triaL Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mnffff.j Invites all sick women to wilt# her for advice. II er advioe Is fn^ and always I*elpfiiJL THE RIVAL CAPTIAN6. Chimmle--G'wan, you're no ball player. Yer couldn't ketch a foul If it was moultln'! Patsy--Gittout, you couldn't ketch a fly if it was stuck on sticky fly^par per till it was dead as merlassesl The Moet Noticeable Change. ' "So you have lived in Europe for S5 fears? That's a long time for a man to be away from his own country." "Yes, it is, and I'm mighty glad to be home again." "I suppose you notice a great many changes ?" "Yes, many." "What, If I may ask, is the greatest change that has come to your notice?" "The greatest change, it seems to me, is to be found in the fact that the vice-president of the United States succeeds in getting his name in the papers nearly as often as he might it he were a baseball player or a prom­ ising lightweight prizefighter." A Logical Landlord. Many a tenant will sympathize with the man in this story, from the Phila­ delphia Record. He was renting a small house which the landlord had refused to repair. One day the owner came to see him. "Jones," he said, T shall have to raise your rent." "What for?" asked Jones, anxioualy. "Have taxes gone up?" ' "No," the landlord answered, "but I see you've painted the house and put in a new range and bathtub. That, of course, makes it worth more rent" Now He Knows. "On what grounds does your father object to me?" he asked. "On any grounds within a mile of our house," she answered. We surely owe to men the same duty as we owe to pictures--to try and see them in the best light.-- Emerson. A wornnu hates lier enemies longer than she loves her friends. When It's "What lor Breakfast? Try Post Serve with cream or milk and every member of the family will say "rip­ ping" good And don't be surprised if they want a second helping. " "The Memory Lingers" Poatam C»wl Company, Ud„ CrMk, Mich.