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4 Tic McHeniy Plaindealci •'<t: " K'" " Publltiwd ky P. O. SCHREINCR. IV>v & ItcHENRT, ILLINOIS CRANE EM $26,684 CHICAGO AN DISPUTES $TOftY OF *70,000 GIFT TO RIVAL CAMPS. BIG SUM TO LA FOLLETTE Wilson A!»e Received $10,000 From Him---John D. Archbold to Resume tlj» Istand on Thursday for Further Examination. Washington, Oct. 9.--Charles R. Crane told the senate investigating committee Monday that he gave $26,- «$4.40 to Senator La Follette's cam­ paign and $10,000 to Gov. Woodrow Wilson's fund bei'ore the Baltimore convention. Treasurer E. H. Hooker of the Pro­ gressive party, who appeared as a •witness last week, volunteered the testimony that Mr. Crane gave $70,- 000 each to the La Follette and \N il- sftn funds at the same time. "Are these all the contributions you made either to Senator La Follette or Governor Wilson?" asked Senator Clapp of Mr. Crane. "Yes, sir, all." An account of the receipts and ex­ penses of Senator La Follette's cam­ paign was filed with the committee, showing collections of $63,969.56 and expenditures of $63,961.56. Gilford Pinchot, Amos Pinchot and Representative William Kent of Cali­ fornia each contributed $10,000, Al­ fred L. Baker gave $2,000, Rudolph fipreckels $3,000, William Flinn of Pennsylvania $1,000 and Senator La iFollette himself $1,500. When Charles Edward Russell, So- r ilist candidate for governor of New ork, took the stand. Chairman Clapp tread to him a report of one of his speeches in a New York paper, de­ scribing an alleged telephone conver­ sation between J. P. Morgan and the fWhite House daring the 1904 campaign lln which Mr. Morgan was asked for A $100,000 contribution to the Repub­ lican campaign fund. The published (reports said Wayne MacVeagh, far­ mer attorney general, was a witness to the conversation. ° Mr. Russell said the story came to him in 1910 from a magazine •writer who told him he had the story from Mr. MacVeagh. Senator Clapp announced after the political funds hearing adjourned that the committee had arranged for John D. Archbold of the Standard Oil com- pany to resume the stand. UNION LEADER ADMITS GUILT Edward Clark, Cincinnati Man, Changes Plea to "Guilty" In Dy­ namite Conspiracy Case. Indianapolis, Oct. 9.--Edward Clark of Cincinnati pleaded guilty Monday to the government's charges in -the dynamite conspiracy. Clark was busi­ ness agent and president of the Cin­ cinnati local of the Structural Iron Workers' union from 1908 to 1911. As soon as court opened District Attorney Charles W. Miller addressed federal Judge A. B. Anderson: "If it please the court, the defend­ ant Clark of Cincinnati wishes to change his plea from not guHity' to 'guilty.*" "Do you plead guilty?" asked Judge Anderson. "I plead guilty," said Clark. PFANSCHMIDT IS ARRESTED Youth Charged With Killing Parents and Sister Is Taken Into Custody on Murder Charge. Quincy, 111., Oct. 9.--Ray Pfan­ schmidt was arrested Monday on a Charge of murder in connection with the quadruple killing near here. The victims of the tragedy were Charles Pfanschmidt, a prominent farmer, his wife, their daughter, Blanche Pfanschmidt, aged sixteen, and Miss Emma Kaempen, aged twen­ ty, the school teacher of the district, who roomed at the house. The formal charge against the pris­ oner is that of the murder of Blanche, his sister. Young Pfanschmidt is twenty-three years old. 45 KILLED, HUNDREDS HURT Dynamite Explosion In Tampico, Mex­ ico, Causes Fearful Loss of Life and Damages Property. Tampico, Mex„ Oct. 9--Dynamite stored in a warehouse here exploded during a Are and killed more than 46 persons and injured several hun­ dred. The cause of the Are is un­ known. Those killed were firemen and spectators at the burning wai^e- bouse. Killed in Cuban Political Row. Havana, Cuba, Oct. 9 --Two were killed and the chief of police and sev­ eral others mortally wounded in a taction fight at Colon, in the province of Matanzas Monday. The combatants Used revolvers and machetes. Hour's Work Saves Life. San Francisco, Oct. 9--An hour's heroic treatment brought back life here Monday into the body of Bert Sdgar, an electrician, after he had been pronounced dead from a shock Of 2,200 volts of electricity. II. S. MARINES SLAIN NICARAGUAN REBELS KILL FOUR AND WOUND SEVERAL MORE IN FIGHT. LIEUT. MARTIN IS WOUNDED Gen. Zsledon Is Killed by Federal Cavalry Troop--Southerland Re­ ports Another Attack From Insure rectos at City of Chlmagalpa. Washington, Oct. 8.--American ma­ rines and . bluejackets, in a gallant assault, drove the Nicaraguan revolt tionary leader, General Zeledon, and his forces from Coyatepe and Barran­ cas Hills, near Masaya, after thirty- seven minutes of fighting, Saturday. In the action four privates of the United States marine corps were killed and a number were wounded. The victory of the Americans opened the way for the Nicaraguan government troops to assault the town of Masaya, which they took from the revolutionists, and the starv­ ing inhabitants were relieved. The insurrectionists losses were heavy, while the government forces lost 100 killed and 200 wounded. General Zeledon, the rebel, escaped, but later was cornered and killed by a troop of federal cavalry. The American marines (all pri­ vates) killed were: Ralph Victor Bobbett; enlisted at St. Louis. His father, William H. Bobbett, lives at Nevada, Mo. Charles Hays Durham; enlisted at Indianapolis. His mother, Mrs. Lue Durham, lives at Junction City, Ky. Clarence Henry McGill; enlisted at Boston. His aunt, Mary Herbert, lives at 26 Hancock street, Portland, Me. Harry Pollard; enlisted at Roches­ ter. N. Y. His mother, Mrs. Bliss B. Pollard, lives at Medway, Mass. The Americans most severely wounded were: Second Lieut George W. Martin, Company C, First battalion, enlisted at Boston. His mother, Mrs. Flora A. Martin, and wife, live at 437 Med- ford street. Winter Hill, Mass. Sergt. A. P. Sherburne, enlisted at Boston. His mother, Mrs. Francis L. Sherbourne, lives at Georgetown, Mass. Private William Harvey, enlisted at Boston. Relatives not known. ^Private Alfred Lunder, enlisted at Fargo, N. D. His brother, David Lunder, lives at Baker, Mont. Admiral Southerl&nd reports to the navy department another fight be­ tween marines under Lieutenant Long and rebels at Chimagalpa in which five marines were wounded and thir­ teen of the enemy killed. DE PALMA HURT IN BIG RACE Bragg Is Winner--Italian Badly In­ jured in Accident on Last Lap of Auto Classic. Milwaukee, Oct. 8.--Ralph De Pal- ma, in a desperate effort to win the Grand Prix race, was perhaps fatally injured Saturday when the Mercedes car he was driving crashed into Caleb Bragg's machine, traveling 100 miles an hour, and overturned. Tom Alley, De Palma's mechanician, escaped with minor injuries. Bragg's car leaped from the tangle and carried its driver to victory. De Palma suffered a fracture of the left hip, a broken rib and abdominal injuries. Surgeons said he had a "fighting chance" for recovery. Bragg's victory without De Palma's competition was decisive. His time for the 410 miles was 5:59:25, an average of 69.3 miles per hour. Erwin Bergdoll, the Philadelphia millionaire, was second. NINE DIE IN AUTO COLLISION Wild Car Hits Two Others at Fair- mount Park, Philadelphia--Over Embankment With Six. Philadelphia, Oct. 8.--Nine persons are dead as a result of the terrific collision between three automobiles on the edge of Fairmount park, Sun­ day. One of the cars, which is re­ ported to have been running at high speed, struck another car, which was hurled against a third. The "wild" car, containing six men, crashed through a railing on a bridge and fell forty feet, killing all its occupants. Three other men in the second car also met death by the force of the collision. The dead: Robert A. Boyd. Edward Shaw, Jr., Daniel Wilkes. William H. Lawrence, Gordon H. Miller, Leon Nevin, Jes6e Holmes, Robert Glefel, Ernest Shofield. All are residents of Philadelphia. Two Girls 8uffocated In Fire. New York, Oct. 8.--Two young wo­ men employed as waitresses in a res­ taurant at 25 Park row were suffo­ cated Sunday in a Are that started on the fifth floor from a defective flue and spread rapidly to the other floors. Scientists Marooned by Rains. Phoonix, Ariz., Oct. 8--Sixty-five European scientists who have been touring the United States as the guests of the American Geographical society were marooned Sunday by heavy rains at Roosevelt Dam. Four Trainmen Are Killed. Haters town, Md., Oct. 9.--Four trainmen were killed and four others Hurt in a head-on collision between train of empty passenger cars an<? a freight train at Kobeen, Pa., near Bhlppensburg Monday. Ex-8enator Peffer Dead. #«"^*to*eka, Kan., Oct. 9--William A. "Peffer, elected to the United States t , penate by the first Populist legisla- 1 „f&re of Kansas, died of apoplexy at Grenola, Kan., Monday, at the age of •Ighty one years. Mother and Babe Die. Scranton, Pa., Oct. 8.--In a gas- filled room the bodies of Mrs. John J. Walsh and hpr baby were found at their home here Sunday with their throats cut. It is believed that Mrs. Walsh committed the deed. ta DIE AS SHIP SINKS) CELEBRATING HQ0SIER POETS BIRTHDAY ' 1 -- JMHtlfH SUBMARINE CUT IN SHALP BY LINER* AMERtKA. Lieutenant, Second tn Command, la Picked Up Floating on Sea- Only Man Saved. Dover, Oct 1--The British subma­ rine B-2 was run down by the Ham­ burg-American liner Amerlka here Friday. It sank at once, drowning Iff of the crew. Only one officer was res­ cued. The disaster occurred while the third patrol flotilla of submarines, con­ sisting of six vessels, was maneuver­ ing oft the south foreland on the coast of Kent. The Amerika appears to have cut the submarine completely in halves. 1 Lieut Richard I. Pnlleyne, who was second in command, was the only man among the crew of 15 who was saved. He was found floating fft the sea, too exhausted to say more when he was rescued than: "The submarine is cut In two. I went down a mile." FOURTEEN KILLED; 50 HURT Boston-New York Express Train Plunges to Destruction--Engine Explodes, Cars Burn. Naugatuck, Conn., Oct. 5.--Fourteen persons are known to have been killed and fifty injured when the second seo- tlon of the Boston-New York express leaving New Haven at 3:35 Jumped the track at Naugatuck Junction while taking the crossover from one of the four tracks to another, Thurs­ day. The tracks torn from beneath It the locomotive toppled over and plunged down the steep embankment at the side of the track. Both the engineer and fireman were killed. The baggage car on the forward end of the train was catapulted out of danger, but the Pullman cars quickly caught fire from the burning coals scattered by the locomotive and with­ in an hour were almost completely de­ stroyed. Nine bodies were taken out of the wreckage and more were extri­ cated later. The engine exploded practically at the same moment that it left the rails, according to eye witnesses. PERRY JUBILEE DATES SET Naval Parade Will Arrive In Chicago for Celebration August 17, 1913. Detroit Mich., Oct 5.--At a meeting here of the intercity committee for the Perry victory centennial celebra­ tion in 1913 the itinerary of the naval parade which will fix the dates of lo­ cal celebrations around the lakes was arranged tentatively. Every large city on the lakes and several of the smaller ones were represented at the meeting. Erie, Pa., obtained the first dates during the week of July 6, 1913. The other dates follow: Cleveland, July 13; Detroit, July 20; Toledo, July 27; Milwaukee and Green Bay, Wis., August 10; Chicago, August, 17; Buf­ falo, September 1; Lorain, O-, Septem­ ber 6; Sandusky and Put-In-Bay, Sep­ tember 10. jj. AND NEAR issssmsqmwi -Stephen B. Dow, Dow & Co., Boston, Oct. 5- iiead of Stephen B. brokers, who failed recently, was ar­ rested Thursday on a warrant charg­ ing him with the larceny of $100,000 from the Franklin Mining company. Washington, Oct. 4.--The six pow­ ers which have failed in the proposed international loan to China have, up­ on the Invitation of Russia, Joined a conference to preBS for the payment of the $50,000,000 Boxer indemnities. Cnmming, Ga., Oct. 7.--While four- companies of militia from Atlanta pre­ served order in the court house Fri­ day, two negrces were convicted of assaulting a young woman of this community and causing her death. MURDER U. S. VICE-CONSUL Two Other Americans Slain at Same Time by Mexican Rebels Near Durango. Mexico City, Oct. 4.--Allen, Mc- Caughlan, United States vice-consul at Durango; Robert L. Rusefi ager of the San Juan Taxjehe lenda, and James N. Clilft-^uwna. the same property, were mUrdet d' Wednesday near the city of Durai^a by Mexican rebels. Details of tne killing have not arrived, but Uhlted States Consul Theodore c! Hamm of Durango has Informed American Am­ bassador Wilson and the latter has made a demand on the Mexican gov­ ernment for troops to hunt down the murderers. i Capture Nicaragua Rebel Army. Washington. Oct. 7--The entire rebel army at Jinotepe. Nicaragua, about twenty miles south of Managua was captured, with all its ammunition' arms and artillery, after a battle with government troops Friday. Evelyn Thaw Wants No Dlvorea. Omaha, Neb., Oct. 7.--Evelyn Thaw In Omaha Friday, en route to the Pu^ cific coast, flatly denied that she goinr to Reno to secure a divorce from Harry Thaw. She will live with him If released, she says. $100,000 Lost In Coal Yard Fire. Chicago, Oct. 8.--Fire swept through the four-acre coal yard of the Philadelphia Reading Coal & Iron company, Sunday, causing a property loss of $100,000, and probably causing the death of an employe. Woman 8hoota Her Rival. Cincinnati, Oct. 8.--Enraged at lng her husband talking with another woman, Mrs. Grace Haney of West Covington, Ky., confronted the couple at Third and Baymlller streets ftanday and shot the girl. y - •„w md is/wr JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY'S home in Indianapolis is the center of a great celebration this week, in honor of the Hoosler poet's birthday. The festivities last all the week, and are not confined to Indianapolis, but have spread all over the country, and Riley programs are being carried out in numberless cities and towns. WAR ON IN EARNEST ROOSEVELT MAKES STRONG DE­ NIAL ON 8TAND BEFORE SENATE QUIZ. WOULD DRIVE PENROSE OUT Ex-Preeident 8ays He Did Net Be­ lieve Bliss Ever Demanded a Con­ tribution From Archbold--Corpora­ tion Qifts Are Not Denied. Washington, Oct. 7.--In the follow­ ing words Theodore Roosevelt sum­ marized his testimony here Friday at the close of the firBt part of his hear­ ing before the Clapp committee of the senate investigating campaign funds: "I asked no man to contribute to the campaign fund when I was elected president of the United States, and I wish to reiterate that Mr. Bliss and Mr. Cortelyou both assured me that no promise had been made as a return for any contribution. Neither they nor anyone else having authority asked me to act or refrain frdm acting in any manner while I was president be­ cause any contribution had been made or withheld. "Gentlemen, could I put it more sweeplngly ?" The colonel specifically denied that he ever asked for contributions to his 1904 campaign fund or that he bad known of any contribution by J. P. Morgan. To these statements he added that he had ordered the return to the Standard Oil company of any contribution it might have made in 1904; that he had been assured by George B. Cortelyou "only yesterday" that he knew of no such contribution and that he did not'believe Cornelius N. Bliss ever demanded a contribu­ tion from John D. Archbold or from any corporation by any methods of extortion. Colonel Roosevelt did not deny that corporations had contributed to the 1904 campaign. He said his letters and published statements always had acknowledged that fact, but he speci­ fied that no such contributions had been obtained under any suggestion that the administration would reward the givers with special favors. "Senator Penrose should be driven from the senate," he declared, "be­ cause of his acknowledged friendli­ ness with Standard Oil interests. Charles D. Hilles and Congressman Bartholdt should be forced to prove their statements that the Roosevelt primary campaign funds this year had amounted to $3,000,000 or $4,000,000 or should be driven out of public life." Washington, Oct. 5.--The star wit- ness-^and a willing one--J. Pierpont Morgan appeared before the senate campaign fund investigating commit­ tee Thursday. He testified: That he contributed $150,000 to the Republican war chest in 1904 In two payments of $100,000 and $50,000, the latter in cash. That no contribution was asked by Roosevelt in 1904, and that he had no communication with anyone at the White House on the subject. That his contribution was due to ear of the effect a Democratic victory nj New York would have on the coun­ ts Charted H. Duell followed Mr. Mor­ gan on the stand. Mr. Duell. who in 1904 was assistant treasurer of the Republican national committee, knew of no contribution by John D. Arch­ bold under that name. He knew there had been "several contributions of $100,000 each -and that the insurance companies eaoh had given $50,000." Kar.kakee Has a $200,00 Fire. Kankakee, 111., Oct. 5.--Kankakee was attacked Thursday by the worst fire In Its history, two city blocks of buildings being practically destroyed and a loss of $200,000 suffered. Three horses were burned to death. "Miss Braddon" Is 76. London, Oct. 7.--Mrs. John Maxwell, known to readers of fiction as Miss Braddon, quietly celebrated her sev­ enty-fifth anniversary Friday at her home in Richmond, one of the love­ liest spots on the River Thames. Archbold Is In Default New York. Oct 7.--John D. Arch­ bold failed to respond to the subpoena served upon him to appear as witness in the Waters-Pierce Standard Oil litigation Friday and was held "in de­ fault" by Commissioner Jacobs. 1 Jim Corbett Improving. Philadelphia. Oct. 6.--The condition of James J. Corbett, who was operate^ on for appendicitis in a hospital here, was Improved Thursday, according to the attending physicians. They hope for a speegy-fecovery. Legislature Pleks Governor. Montpelier, Vt., Oct. 4.--There hav­ ing been no choice at the state elec­ tion last month, the state legislature Wednesday elected M. Fletcher of Cavendish as governor. This }» the second time this has occurred. Shoots Wife; Dynamites *e!f. West Pelham, Mass., Oct. 4.--Oeorge Shaw, a wealthy farmer, shot his wife. Jennie B. Shaw, probably fatally Wednesday and then blew himself to pieces with dynamite, which he placed in a stump aad aat upon. STATES IN THE BALKANS PLAN TO MOVE ON TURKEY. Four Hundred Are Slain In Battle Be­ tween Bulgarians and Turks on the Border. London,Oct. 5.--Fighting which began on the Bulgarian and Servian frontiers has been renewed with increased vig­ or, aqd the war in the Balkans Is a reality. The Balkan governments are rush­ ing with all possible haste the comple­ tion of their mobilization plans and a formal declaration of hostilities is now waited to set the augmented and com­ bined forces of Bulgaria, Greece, Ser- via and, Montenegro in motion against Turkey. The advance guard of the Bulgarian army Is advancing on Adrianople, but seriouB resistance is being met with en route. Several engagements have been fought. The entire Bulgarian army will follow this route Into Tur­ key, it Is believed, as a straight march from Adrianople would bring the troops to Constantinople. Four hun­ dred troops on both sides are reported slain in a battle at Harmanll, in Bul­ garia, 37 miles north of Adrianople. With the Bulgarians active in north­ eastern Turkey, the Servians have as­ sumed the aggressive on their own border in northwestern Turkey, and the Montenegrins are active on the ex­ treme northwestern frontier. Three battalions of Montenegrins have crossed the frontier north of Skutari. Across the line they were Joined by the Mallissorl tribesmen, and the two forces are advancing to meet the Turkish troops. Thus Turkey is har- rassed at three widely separated points. BANDITS HOLD UP FAST TRAIN Kansas City Southern Passange/ Robbed Near Poteau, Okla.--Ex­ press Safe Is Dynamited. Fort Smith, Ark., Oct.' 7.--Bandits Friday night held up north-bound Kan­ sas City Southern passenger train No. 4, enroute to Kansas City, on Tarby Prairie, three miles north of Poteau, Okla. The bandits rode away on the same train. A call was sent here for bloodhounds. The men were seen to board the train at the Frisco crossing, a mile northeast of Poteau, where the train had te- stop on orders. John Dozler, who resides near by, went to investi­ gate and found the passengers in one car were holding up their hands. While a masked man kept them cov­ ered with a pistol another man was searching the passengers. When the train reached Splro, twenty miles north of Poteau, it was learned that the robbers--about six in number--dynamited the Bafe in the ex­ press car and stole a large quantity of registered mail. WILL HANG THREE BROTHERS Halifax to Have Is Triple Execution- Drink Followed by urder. Drink Follow \ >Murdei c, ir s., Oct. Halifax, M. S., Oct. 5.--Three broth­ ers, Alfred, Fred and Harry Graves, will be hanged here Jan. 15 next for the murder of Kenneth Lea near Fort Williams in June. The brothers while Intoxicated started a quarrel with Lea. One of them struck him with the butt of a pistol, which was discharg­ ed, mortally wounding Lea. Georgia Mob Hangs Negro. Americus, Ga., Oct. 8.--A race be­ tween a sheriff with a negro in an att tomobile and enraged citisens in ma­ chines ended when the mob overtook the sheriff and quickly lynched the ne­ gro Sunday. Cracksmen Blow Frisco Safe. San Francisco, Oct 8.--Cracksmen blew the safe in the San Francisco offioes of the Metropolitan Life In­ surance company of New York here Sunday and escaped with $2,500 In cash. ( Aviator Walsh Is Killed. Trenton, N. J.. Oct. 5.--Aviator Charles F. Walsh was killed Thursday by a fall with his aeroplane at the in­ terstate fair. He was 2,000 feet in the air when his mechanism went fPfOBg and he dropped to the earth. Three Die In Collision. Pittsburg. Pa., Oct. 5 --A west-bound train on the Pennsylvania railroad struck an. automobile Thursday at the Wood street crossing tn Wllkinsburg, a suburb. Three of the occupants, two men and a woman, were killed. tlVR 8TOCK AS HQME GRAIN ' MARKET MAKERS. In talking with Professor Hunzlker, Chief of the Department of Dairy Hus­ bandry at Purdue, on the subject of Live Stock on the Farm, as profitable market makers for the farm grain products, the Professor gave the fol­ lowing interesting table on possible com consumption by dairy cattle alone In Indiana. He said: "I have not the necessary statistics within reach to estimate what portion of the corn crop of our state is consumed by dairy cattle or that by beef cattle, but take for in­ stance, as an estimate, according to the United States census report for 1910, the corn crop in Indiana aver­ aged 39.3 bushels per acre. It is es­ timated that with thft yield, that the acre will produce about ten tons of corn silage. The average cow eats during the year (about eight months) six tons of corn silage, containing about twenty-three and one-half bush­ els of corn. The average cow possi­ bly receives four pounds of corn meal daily eight months of the ye-ar, amounting to fourteen bushels of corn. Thus the total corn consumed per cow In the State would average thirty-sev­ en and one-half bushels; as we have 668,000 dairy cows in Indiana, the dairy consumption would amount to about 24,975,000 bushels annually. The man on the farm who is figur­ ing like any man who Is engaged in commercial pursuits must, is no doubt winning success as a result, and the man who takes advantage of such a splendid education as that afforded by the National Dairy Show at Chicago each year, will have laid before him the latest result of the work of his fellow men in every department of dairying that will make for an increase in profit from his operations. The National Dairy Show at Chicago affords a Ten Days' Short Course in everything of value to the man who is trying to win. The show begins October 24th and lasts until including, November 2nd. Cattle, Machinery, Instructors, Prac­ tical Demonstrations, Everything dowm to date, and worth inestimable value to the man who wants results from his work. Adv. HAD ALREADY LEARNED. , ALHEADY ACCOMPANIED^ & "1 hear your son's at college learn- in' to be a author. Do you expect he'll soon learn to write for money?" "Humph! He don't do nothin' else now." Inexperienced. In a boarding house for bachelors, Amanda, typical "Mammy," looked af­ ter the guests' comfort In true south­ ern style so well that one of the men thought he would take her away with him in the summer in the capacity of 'housekeeper: Toward spring he way­ laid her in the hall one day and said: "Mandy, do you like the country?" Mandy reckoned she did. "Would you like to go away with me this summer and keep house for me?" Mandy was sure she would. "Suppose I get Just a bungalow. Do you think you could take, care of It nicely by yourself?" Mandy gasped and rolled her eyes. " 'Deed, no, massa! Reckon you all better get somebody else; I don't know nothin' about taking care of any animals!"--Harper's Magazine. Joke on His Clerical Brother. Two brothers named Chalmers, one a minister and the other a physician, lived together in a western town. One day a man called at the house and asked for Mr. Chalmers. The physi­ cian, who answered the door, replied: "I am he." "You've changed considerably since I last heafd yqu preach," sai^ the man, who appeared greatly aston­ ished. "Oh, It's my brother you want to see; he preaches and I practice." He--I wouldn't mind having a wife like you. She--But your wife does like me. More Schoolboy "Howlers." "The Salic law Is that you must take everything with a grain of salt" "Julius Caesar was renowned for his great strength. He threw a bridge across the Rhine." "The zodiac is the zoo of the sky, where lions, goats and other *nim*ia go after they are dead." "The Pharisees were people who liked to show off their goodness by praying to synonyms." "An abstract noun is something you can't see when you are looking at It." "Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about."--Westminster Gazette. Getting Along Fine at School. Now that school has been "going" several weeks parents are beginning to inquire of their young hopefuls as to their progress. The other day a mother out on Harrison boulevard, while eating luncheon with her six- year-old, asked: "And how are you getting along in school, Dorothy?" "Oh," replied Dorothy between mouthfuls of bread and milk, "just fine! I and Frances Smith are the smartest and best dressed girls in the school."--Kansas City Star. Important to UN others Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of i In Use For Over 30 Yearn, Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Bunkoed. Griggs--How about that piece of land you bought down on the cape? Anything come up on it? Briggs--Yes, the tides. 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