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pi-f % . " M l - DRAFT EXEMPTION RULES GIVEN BUT Regulations Show What One W'** Must Be and Do to Escape W--'- •< _ * 1 yj-v Service. „ . 5# V?\ J*v' |3&': rd1"' mv- 5s ?•> " "V V t : ' a \ wt MUST MAKE CLfltWS IH PERSON Sevan Days Afc Allowed In Which to Present Claims---Industrial Needs s >||jd Dependents Chief Basis ^niwi which Draft May Ba • A v o i d e d . Washington.--The war department as made public the regulations which ust be followed by all registered men. tep by step they are as follows: f; 1. LOCAL BOARDS--Id every coun­ ty in the United States and for every "iclty of over .30,000 there are one or more local exemption boards. Each of each boards is in charge of the regis­ tration cards of persons registered in •the area, over which the board has Jurisdiction, and has jurisdiction of all |fclairos for exemption, except those '.based on industrial grounds. FIND |OUT WHAT BOARD HAS TOUR 1CARD AND WHERE THE OFFICE OF THAT BOARD IS. 2. DISTRICT BOARDS--In every federfn judicial district there are one or more district boards, having appel­ late jurisdiction over a number of local boards and having original Juris­ diction of claims for«exemption on in­ dustrial grounds. IF YOU INTEND TO MAKE A CLAIM ON INDUS­ TRIAL GROUNDS, INCLUDING AG­ RICULTURE, LEARN WHAT DIS­ TRICT BOARD TO APPLY TO. Meaning of Numbers. f. RED INK SERIAL NUMBERS-- Every board has numbered the cards In its jurisdiction with red Ink In a series running from 1 to the number representing the total number of cards in its jurisdiction. Lists show­ ing the names of persons in the juris­ diction of each board and the red ink number of each are open to Inspection at the office of each board. INSPECT THE LIST AND INFORM YOUR­ SELF OF YOUR RED INK SERIAL NUMBER. 4. ORDER OT LIABILITY--These red ink numbers are to be drawn by lot to determine the order in which Registered persons are to be called by the Various local boards. As soon as ' the drawing is complete lists" showing ~i;he order in which these red ink num­ bers are drawn will be published in the press, and will be posted at the .office of each local board. GO TO s $rOUR LOCAL BOARD AND FIND %)UT THE ORDER IN WHICH YOU S^AND FOR CALL. 5.' As soon as quotas are assigned to each state and each board, each board ^will call upon persons whose cards „ ;,4ire in its Jurisdiction instructing them to present themselves for examination. This call will be posted at the office of the local board and the papers will be requested to print it. A notice wilt also be mailed to you, but the posting of the list at the office of the board will be deemed sufficient notice to charge you with the duty of present­ ing yourself. The law therefore makes It your duty to Inform yourself when you are called. 6. Physical examination--you must report for physical examination on the day named in your call. « If you are found physically disquali­ fied the board will give you a certifi­ cate which will explain to you what your further duties are. If you are found physically Qualified and file a claim for exemption within seven days after your call you will be given ten days after filing your claim of exemption to file tfroof in support of your claim of exemption. See (VII) below. Watch for Your Name. If you are found physically quali­ fied and file no claim for exemption, or If you do not appear for physical examination, your name will be posted to the district board as one who was called for military* service and was Dot exempted or discharged. On the eighth day after call, or within two days thereafter, copies of the list of persons so posted to the district boards will be giVen to the press with a re­ quest for publication, will be posted In a place at the office of the local board accessible to the public view, ifcrsd notice will be mailed to you at the address on your registration card. THEREFORE WATCH THE NO­ TICES POSTED IN THE OFFICE OF BOARD ABOUT TEN DAYS AF- fER THE DAY YOU WERE CALLED AND MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR jHE PROMPT RECEIPT OF MAIL. 7. EXEMPTION OR DISCHARGE. --No claim or disch^rfe on account of the industry in which you are engaged can be decided by a local board. (See Par. XV, below.) WHETHER YOU FILE A CLAIM OF EXEMPTION OR NOT, YOU MUST PRESENT YOURSELF FOR Building Records Broken. All records for quick buirding work are said to have been broken in run­ ning up the new training cantonment .§t the Presidio, near San Francisco. ""Ban Francisco lumber firms got togeth­ er and delivered two and a half million feet of lumber in three days. Over 600 Carpenters and helpers built 210 build­ ings in 18 days. When top speed was reached midway on the Job a new building was finished every 30 minutes. The buildings are permanent, ̂ oodern, sanitary and adequate. Disposing of Willis. Willis--I see that the flag must be /brought in at sundown and kept In 4 .fntll morning. % W3 Mrs. Willis--Yes; and during those 'Hmes I'm going to be patriotic to see that you follow the flag.--Town Top- 'ics. fcf- Lycky Bear. I - •This the gme of year yon e#ry m polar bear." .-' "Yes. He ctfn wear white clothes ^stam^wHI#** running ap a im»- fcry hill." PHYSICAL EXAMINATION O* THE DAY NAMED IN THE NOTICE. From the day notice that you are allied is mailed and posted you have seven days In which you may file a claim of exemption or discharge. The form for filing this claim is simple. If you wish to file such a claim- Go to the board and get Form 110 for exemption or Form 121 for dis­ charge. If the board has not the print­ ed forms ask to consult the form pamphlet and copy the form shown there. Fill out the proper form and file it with the board. j Do this within seven* days of the posting and mailing of notice to you to present yourself. The following are the only grounds for exemption: That yo« arc u ••cer, tcgUUtlre, executive er Jvdletal of the Halted States, « atate «r territory* •* the DU- trlet of Columbia. That yon are * reralar or 4aly or» dalaed Minister of religion. That yon were on May 18, 1917, a atadent preparlac for the aitalstry la aay recosmlaed theological or divinity •efaool. That you are la the military or aaval aervtce of the United State*. That you are a aiibjevt of Germany, whether yon have taken ont papers or not. That y*n are a resident alien who ha* not taken ont tnt paver*. In addition to claims for exemption claims for discharge may be made on any of the following grounds, which are the only grounds for discharge by a local board: : That yon nan a eounty or nuleipal •Beer. That yon are a custom-houae clerk. That you are employed by the United State* in the traaamlsMloa of mall*. That you are an artificer or work- nan employed In an armory, arsenal or navy yard of the United State*. That you are employed In the service of the United States (under certain conditions). See paragraph (e) of sec­ tion 20, Regulations. That yon nre a licensed pilot regu­ larly employed In the pursuit of your vocation. That yon nre n mariner nctnally em­ ployed in the sea aervlce of any eltl*en or merchant within the United State*. That you are a married man with a wife or child dependent on yon for sup­ port. That yon have aged or Inarm parents dependent upon yonr labor for support. That yon have a widowed mother de­ pendent on your labor for support. That you are the father of a mother­ less child under sixteen dependent upon your labor for support. That yon nre n brother of nn orphan child or children under sixteen depen­ dent on your labor for support. That you are a member of any well- recognised religious *ect or organisa­ tion organised and existent May IT, 1S17, and whose then existing creed or principles forbade Its members to par­ ticipate In war In any form and whose religious conviction* are acalnat war or participation therein In accordance with the creed or principles of aald reli­ gion n organisation. These are the only grounds for ex­ emption or dlachargre by a local board. Another person can Sic a claim la your behalf, but must use different forms In filing the claim. 8. Proof of claims--Your claim of exemption or discharge must be filed within seven days of the day on which notice to you that you are called was posted and mailed. But after you have filed your claim for exemption or discharge you have ten days within which to file proof. The method of proving claims Is very simple, but it is rather exact. If you follow the rules given below you will have done what is required of ydu: (a) Go to the local board and con­ sult the regulations to find out the form number of the affidavits that you must submit for your particular claim. (b) Ask the board for the blank af­ fidavits that are necessary in present­ ing your proof; if the board has not the forms, ask to consult the pamphlet of forms. (?) Have the affidavits properly ac­ complished and return them to the board within the time limit assigned you---ten days from the filing of your claim. Remember: , (a) You must submit your proof in the prescribed form and the board has no authority to exempt or discharge you unless you submit all the affi­ davits required by regulations. (b) There will be no argument be­ fore the board and no proof other than the prescribed affidavits, unless the board calls for other proof, which it will do In only a limited number of cases. 9. WHEN CLAIMS ARE DECIDED --Every claim for discharge or exemp­ tion will be decided by the local board within Jhree 'days after your affidavits have been filed. 10. CERTIFICATES OF EXEMP­ TION OR DISCHARGE--If your claim is allowed, a certificate of exemption or discharge will be Issued to you. Remember: (a) This certificate may^be recalled at fiiny time. (b) If it is temporary or conditional it becomes of no effect when the time or the condition named is fulfilled. (c) You have been drawn for mili­ tary service and when the condition that has postponed your posting to the colors ceases you may be recalled at any time, (d) Remember that your case may still be appealed to the district board by the government, and on this ap­ peal your certificate may be with­ drawn at once. When so withdrawn you stand precisely as though you had HERE AND THERE The hermit and olive-backed thrushes have spotted breasts, are larger than an English sparrow, with rather long bills. The former is dis­ tinctly rufous on the back. Five years ago the pupils In the Kwangju Girls" Industrial school, Ko­ rea, never had seen a crochet needle, yet they have acquired such proficiency in crocheting that they have earned about $400 for the self-help deport­ ment of the school. A new fire escape resembles a gi­ gantic tape measure, as it consists of a steel ribbon that unrolls from with­ in a circular casing as a person de­ scends seated in a sling at its end. For aviators a Frenchman has In­ vented an apparatus that shows the speed of an airplane, the wind velocity, the angle at which a flier is facing it, and whether he Is rising or falling. In the sepulchers at Thebes, Egypt, butchers are represented as sharpen­ ing their knives on a round bar of of metal attached to their aprons, which from to be lraa. 1 ' .V .i • v been selected for military same* by the local board. 11. ADVERSE DECISIONS ON CLAIM--If your claim Is disallowed by the local board your name will be certified and sent by the local board to the district board as one who has been called for military service and not exempted or discharged. Within two days thereafter, if practicable, a list of those so certified to the district board will be given to the press with a request for publication, will be posted In the offices of the local board ac­ cessible to the public view, and notice will be mailed to the address on the registration card. Therefore, if you have filed a claim for exemption and proof in support thereof watch the notices in the office of the local board, beginning about five days after you have filed your proof, to see what disposition was made of your case and make, arrange­ ments for the prompt receipt of mall. Carrying Up Appeals. 12. HOW TO CLAIM APPEALS TO DISTRICT BOARDS--Claims of ap­ peal may be made by a person within ten days after the day when notice has been posted and mailed that such per­ son's name has been Certified to the district board as one who has been called for service and not exempted or discharged. Therefore If you desire to appeal-- . (a) Go to the local board and get or copy form 153 or 154 for filing your claim of appeal. ' (b) Get or copy also form 151 or 152 for notifying the district board of ap­ peal. (c) File your claim of appeal (153 or 154) with the local board. (d) Send your notice of appeal (form 151 or 152) to the district board. (e) Do this within ten days from the day when notice that your name was citified to the'district board'Was posted and mailed. . Remember: (a) You can only appeal the final order of the board exempting or dis­ charging or refusing to exempt or dis­ charge you. You cannot appeal other orders or actions of the local board. 13. PROVING YOUR APPEAL--You have five days after the district board receives your notice that you have filed a claim of appeal in which to file evidence additional' to that filed by you in the local board, but all such evidence must consist of affidavits. Reception of Decisions. 14. DECISIONS ON APPEAL--The decision on your appeal must be made within five days of the closing of proof, and you will be notified by mail of the action of the board on your appeal. 15. CLAIMS FOR DISCHARGE ON INDUSTRIAL GROUNDS--Only the district board can receive claims for discharge on the ground that they are engaged in industry, including agricul­ ture, found to be necessary to the maintenance of the military establish­ ment, the effective operation of the military forces, or the maintenance of national interest during the emer­ gency. If you desire to file such a claim: (a) Get a copy at the local or dis­ trict board of form 161 or 161a. (b) ihll the form out properly. (c) File It with the district board within five days after the mailing and posting of notice that your name has been certified from the local board to tne district board. See section 44, reg­ ulations. 16. PROOF IN SUPPORT OF IN­ DUSTRIAL CLAIM--Only affidavits can be used In filing proof before the industrial board of a claim for exemp­ tion on Industrial grounds. All such affidavits must be filed within five days after the filing of the claim. 17. DECISIONS ON INDUSTRIAL CLAIM--Within five days after the closing of proof in any industrial claim the district board must decide tire claim. If the decision of the district board is in favor of the claim the. board will issue a certificate of discharge. If the decision is against the claim the dis­ trict boards will so notify you. 18. APPEALS TO THE PRESI­ DENT--Only decisions of district boards on industrial claims for dis­ charge can be appealed. If you desire to appeal the decision of the district boards to the president, "you may do so within seven days of the date of mailing to you of the de­ cision of the district board. To per­ fect your appeal: (a) Get or copy from the district or local board Form 163. (b) Fill out the form and file it with the district board. {c)- Do this within seven days after the mailing of notice to you of the de­ cision of the district board in your C8t£ HOW YOU WILL (BE NOTI­ FIED--As soon as your cassis finally disposed of, the adjutant general of your state will notify you/ by mail that you have been s&e£te« for mili­ tary service. Your local boards will post a list of all persons selected for military service In a place at the office of the local boards accessible to public view. lVotlce that you have been selected for military service will not necessarily order you Into service. The notice to report for military *erv Ice will come when the government * ready to receive yon. Proverbial Wisdom. All countries have sayings dealing with marriage, mostly taking rather a cynical view. The Italians seem to take a fatalistic attitude, for they say, "In buying horses and in taking a wife, shut your eyes and commend yourself to God." A wholesome piece of advice Is contained in the Hindu saying, "Women are wise offhand and fools on reflection--so take your wife's first advice and not her second." The Irish saying is very comforting, "A man's best fortune Is his wife." The Girl Patriot. Jessie--May Is the most patriotic girt I know. Tessie--Why? Jessie--She won't plant anything In her garden but Soja beans and sweet flag.--Town Topics. U.S. MEN CONFIDENT SPIRIT IS HIGH AMONG THE AMERICAN TROOPS IN WAR IN FRANCE. BOASTING IS NOT EVIDENT Realization ai- Seriona Business* Mingled With Salf-Relianee, Ex­ ists Among Rank and File of th* Yankees. American Training Camp in France, July 33,--"Whenever you write home, whether in a private letter or to an# newspaper, tell them we are doing finely and that no army ever had a finer spirit or was more confident of winning " "I have handled troops for a good many years and under varied condi­ tions, but never had a finer set of uien, never a inore enthusiastic lot than now. It has been a revelation to me to see the splendid spirit that has prevailed since we landed, and it augurs well for the part America is to play in the war that her initial troops take hold with a vim that is going to prove irresistible." The first quotation Is from' a com­ paratively green trooper, the' second from a seasoned officer. Both were made Independently to a correspond­ ent within a few moments of each other. Both Illustrate the wonderful esprit de corps prevailing throughout the first American contingent--an es­ prit de corps which has evoked the enthusiastic approval of the French. The American soldiers, as one mingles with them, do not appear to underestimate in the slightest the seri­ ousness and earnestness of the task before them. But from the newest rooky to the oldest sergeant they are going through their daily drill, per­ forming their daily work with dash, vim and cheerfulness and willingness that has come as genuine to the cor­ respondent who spent the first two years of the war on the Gentian side, and with ample opportunities to wit­ ness the perfunctory qualities of the German spirit. Thus far there has not been one single soldier who- boastfully under­ takes to underestimate his opponent, but likewise no one has made his ap­ pearance who is not supremely hope­ ful and confident in the final outcome. ' TESTS FOR ARMY Here Are Physical Requirements Outlined in Regulations From the War Department. fc. Physical requirements for men drafted to serve in the National army are outlined in regulations from the war department. They are as follows: Height, 5 feet 1 inch to 6 feet 6 inches. Weight, 118 and 211 pounds, not absolute. Mental test to determine whether a man is of sound un­ derstanding. Examination of eyes and ears by charts and whispering tests. Almost any disease of the lungs or heart Is disqualifying. * Must have at least four ser­ viceable molars--two above add two below, opposite.. Before the heart and lungs test the candidate is required to jump straight up, kick up his heels behind, hop first on one foot and then the other, and make several standing jumps. Chest measure, between 31 and 38% inches. Pulse and respiration nearly normal. Skin In good condition. Chronic rheumatism, old dislo­ cations, and badly united frac­ tures will disqualify. Pronounced flat feet or feet in bad condition will disqualify. SPY LEAK FOUND IN MEXICO Germany Great Potato Country. Germany and Austria-Hungary have been producing more than twice as many potatoes as the United States, France, Belgium, England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. In 1914 the Unit­ ed States produced 409,921,000 bush­ els, while Germany In the same year grew 1,674,377,000 bushels, or more than four times as many as we. Last year we produced only 285,437,000, or less than one-sixth the average potato yield of the kaiser's people for the three years beginning with 1912, while in one year---1913--they dujj from the ground just a few thousand less than 2,000,000 bushels. FOR PIMPLY FACES Cutleura Is Best--Samples FrM by Mail to Anyone Anywhere. An easy, speedy way to remove pim­ ples and blackheads. Smear the affect­ ed surfaces with Cutleura Ointment Wash off in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water, bathing some min­ utes. Repeat night and morning. No better toilet preparations exist. Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cutleura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.--Adv. & Ready to Give Instructions. . Louise is proud off a recently ac­ quired accomplishment of learning to turn somersaults. One day an un­ married schoolteacher passed the yard where Louise was playing. "Have you is little girl?" Inquired Louise. "Yes," replied the teacher in jest. "Well, then," said Louise, "some day I am going out and show her l^ww^to turn somersaults." ^ Original Antipathy. "What do you think of this move to conserve food supplies?" "Oh, I never did care for conserves." Success Is frequently the result of your ability to persuade others to ac­ cept you at your own valuation. It's Poor Economy Endure a Bad Back ^ IN these days of rising prices, we need every ounce of strength and the ability to do a full day's work every day. Hie man or woman with weak kidneys is half crippled. Sore, aching kidneys; lame, stiff back, headache, dizzy spells, a dull, tired feeling and urinary disorders are daily sources of distress* Vou can't afford to neglect kidney weakness and make it easy for gravel, dropsy or Bright's disease to take you. Get a box of Doan's Kidney PiHs today. 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Washington, July 19.--The navy de­ partment has extended the censorship to all cables leaving New York and other ports on the Atlantic seaboard. Hasten to Join Red Cross. Paris, July 24.--While the nrrival of the first regular fighting forces hi France Is now an accomplished fact, American Red Cross, medical and am­ bulance units continue to pour into the country, particularly the last men­ tioned. IH* far the majority of the scions of the houses of the United States go to the American ambulance field service, with headquarters at Passy, Paris. Only yesterday an additional 280 ar­ rived on the heels of a contingent of 244 of three days before. Girls en Sympathy Strike. Chicago, July 21.--Three hundred girl clerks in the S. Lederer company department store went on a sympa­ thy strike to aid the six butchers em­ ployed by the concern to win their de­ mands for more than (IS a week. '4- JK-.i. mMm - t . •• • ' 'z -*7-?,:- r Russians Recapture Noviea. 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White hats or gaiters would call for less expenditure than an ex­ tra light night suit which most of us would be obliged to add to our ward­ robe. But perhaps the simplest device would be a white smock, with special musical box attachments; for one night wanderer says he makes a practice of singing as he walks to let other folks know he Is coming. EFFECT OF INSECTS ON WAR Mean Trtck. **I see that free electricity Is sup­ plied to the citizens of Ashland, Ore., for porch illumination." "That would look as if the dealers in electricity were not on friendly terms with the people who sell ham' Relationship Is Closer Than Most Peo­ ple Realize, According to U. 8. Bureau of Entomology. Entomology, that branch .of zoology which treats-of insects, has a much closer relation to war problems than most people realize, and the bureau of entomology has asked that pamphlets, circulars, posters, leaflets, etc., pertain­ ing to war phases of the field of science he sent to Its office In Wash­ ington, so that they can be assembled and classified for future reference, says Popular Mechanics Magaslne. Among the questions that properly come under this head and have a bear­ ing on the war are those pertaining to the attacks of Insects on crops, the prevention of mosquitoes, Insects in food and water, and so on. While many publications will.not possess ma­ terial of special scientific value, all will at least have a historic interest. WeVer Too Ljptte to Give. "Were you late for church today f" **Not too late." "What do you mean by not too late?" "I missed the sermon, but I was In on the collection." 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Y., and enclose tea cents, also men­ tion this paper. PATENTS S n s •••• • X). c. ASvioeud boohs! Bat-- wemnible. High--trefeiencea. Benserri "Jbaes month." "Why? is Auspicious. much sought after this W. N. U, CHICAGO, NO. 30-191?, !i, 1 . 3BBBBMM No Improvement. "I see a Michigan contractor is tlM inventor of a motor-driven which quickly sejwrates sand Inta «ix different sires." "I can't see that Is getting any­ where. Suppose the sugar particles are the same size as the sandT* Doesn't he pay his bills IT Restricted. "la It a restricted suburbT" "Strictly. No ukuleles allowed.**-- City Journal. It sometimes happens that a man Is kept from squandering his money for mining stOQk because he has nont tft squander. *• - * *\ . Good Brand. "What sort of a patriot is "Garden variety." 1 Treat the rich man kindly. Ton may he willing to let him lend you moasj| some day. ~ 5H When Your Eyes Need Car* Try Murine Eye Remedy v MCKLNJE XYB U1UOI CO., CHICAGO ' ' 'MM nit \ 'Jti. *a. ... f-A' w