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And we were not the only ones who had heard and recognized the message, for as we stood straining our eyes to see if we could discover the vessel that was signaling the mate on watch joined us. “ Did you hear a gun?" he asked. “Yes,” answered Jack. “And could you tell the direction of the sound 2' ' “No but it must have been somewhere to the windward.” “Let us watch for the next discharge, for if anylldng can he done to save life the Northr ru Light will not prove a lsggard in the work." Again our eyes turned to the rough ocean lying about us and we watched the dark ex- prnse with an in tmtteur that was painful. “There I” It was Jack again, and as he spoke a sud- den light flushed and faded along thowsves, and the dull boom sounded out again, nesrv er to us, and clearer than before. “Quick 3 answer with our starboard gun, and let the poor devils know that frieulasre near. I will go sit and tell the captain. Jack and I struggled over to the gun, which won loaded. and removing the tar- pauliu that covered it, throw back the look and pulled the lanyard. The sharp report that followed brought the watch below up from their snug quarters in the fo‘rustlc. and the next moment We heard the captain's voice shouting out the orders that quickly brought the ships head close to the wind, and hrld it there for the Northern Light worked like a yacht. The wind allows no leisure to those who battle with it, and knowing this we worked on. giving no heed to the vessel we son ht to help. Enough for us was the knowle go that our oflicers were determined to clear the Way for srescue, if this were possible. When the shi was laid to we turned our eyes to the win ward, and just at the mo‘ ment that a broad glare of light shone out ll laminating a large vessel tossed ou the crest of a lsrge and angry wave. “'0 could see that she was not of Csna~ dish build, and that her fore and mizzen masts won: gone, and that she was laborin heavily. We know, too, though we coulr not see this, that the seas had made and home with the hull, and though we could not distinguish the faces of those moving about in the circle of light we felt that they were filled with anxious forcbodings. “Burn a red light," cried the captain, “and mm lay off: to mainmust.” We did so. and even before we were all gathered at the place named, the second mute had the red light: blazing on the quarter. ‘ “My mru,” said Capt. Skewet, as he join- ed us at the main fifevrsil, “you have all seen the ship yonder, and know that her people are in danger. it is a bad night, und n worst: son, what shall we do 2" “Save them if we can, and make the effort . at any rate," said .Jsck \Va'sb, and several of the men responded. “Yes, that is the way." “i knew you would be true to the flag and the reputation our sailors have won, and now I want twelve volunteers for the life-boat." “'o all vu I‘ .teered. “Thank you, my men, but some of us must stay behind Lu k-‘np ship, and be ready to help those who ga in the bout. Ishs‘. go with them, and if you agree will chcoa . the crew." “'0 all cried out for him to do this. and he said : "You, Walsh, w..l act as c :- swsiu," and then he took half of the crew from each wstch, and when all was chosen, told us to man the boat. The Northern Light carried 3 now and thorough life-boat. with a patent apparatus for lowering, but even with this the danger of tern ting the sea and wind on such a night would ave been apparent to the veriest lsudamun. Still while we looked with anxious eyes to the dark and nation turmoil shout us, we grasped our cars firmly, and waited for the word that. would pluce our lives almost within the jaws of death. We haunt the captain give directions con- cerninv a whi to be placed on the cross- jsck ysrd, an a line that was tcbe boomed out from forward, and then he climbed into ’ the boot, and the first and secr nd mates took the falls and at his command, lowered away promptly. Fortunately the boat had swung on the lee side. and m- got away safe- ly, but now come the struggle, for thv wind and sea were both against us and often we seemed powerless to stem their ltren h. The captain helped. and Walsh c t a steady hand on the steering car, an we knew that. though making but little head- way, we were nearng the stranger, for the wind was drifting her down toward us. “Here she is," cried the captain, "and a sailor commands her. for see. he has brought her to, and formed a ice for us to work in. A bright blaze flushed. out, and burned steadily, and is its radiance ran on and showed us, a cheer came from the ship and a voice hailed, "What shall I do 2" it asked. With a rapid glance our captain took in the situation, the main yard was still across, and preventor brace was up. “Let me have the end of your main pre- venter, ’ he cried, “and keep the standing par a fast, to bows, and look out for the line." The order was promptly obeyed, and the people of the ship were as quick to do what had been shouted to them, and in a little time the end of brace was grasped by four strong hands. "Now let the strokes is} in their cars, ’ and-the rest of the crew keep theirs going 2 watch your line, my men, and keep the boat steady, and you, Walsh, manage her. for I must look out for the pee-pie." I'lrar answers told him that l was as he wished, and then he shouted to the captain of the wreck : “New throw me a line from your bulwark and let your people slide down It. ilow man have you 3 ' “There are but elg tleft, and two are we- men." “Send them on." "Aye, aye 2 i will, look out." A rope ell access my arm as the word came. and i grasped it. “New hold it firm." cried the caphin, "and lwill Lok out for the people." This was to the after unmsn. ofwhosui fission” and we grasped the line with a rim "lien comes one," said the captain, “b Jorr,tit.at skipper is a trump." ’ The words were barely uttered helm-ea woman's form came mftly down the line, sitting in a bight attached to a block that bade whip ready to haul it back.andit was this artsxgsment that had elicitation: captain's approval. “Cut the sling," shouted the commander of the wrak. "I have others mdy 3" it took but ashott time. following this dim-cum). to get all of use stranger‘s taro the boat. and when the camels“, slid down the rope and then, as we put all cf the strength we possessed in our effort we heard him say to Walsh : “My (lcd I I have lost the light.‘ A shudder. cold as the keen wind that brings the first snow, chilled us. What if we should be swept post the ship. and our- ried on int) the seething hell beyond. There was but one and to such a fate, and that was death. The darkness had grown in der slty, but the great force of the wind helped us, best- ing own the sea. We know lhatthls would last but a short time, and that a maddsr frenzy of the water would follow, and oh, how we longed for s. gleam that would help us. The tension of mind that was ours in those few moments is seldom equaled. Where was the Northern Light 3 Had we passed her! There Was no reply to those questions, unless it was the high shrieking of the rqunll. Then, in one of those rapid transitions tl at seem the rrsult of divine love and care, the sky changed, and, as if torn by the wind, 3 huge rift parted the clouds, letting the c.esr radiance of the full moon shinethrough. It showed us two things that will never be forgottenâ€"one the Northern Light, lying just ahead: the other the wreck. whi:h, as the moonlight came, suddenly settled by the head, lurchcd, and disappeared frcm sight forever. The squull was swooping by, but it had served us well, for before the wave rose again we had run to leeward of the ship, the man watching having seen us, and our hu- (rimsp‘ freight was quickly transferred to the ac . The comparative smoothness that had been brought about by the fierce rush of the wind. enabled us to secure the boat with less trouble than we had expected, and just us the day broke, finished the work, and us the c; clone had swept by us, we were able to set sail and keep away on our course. The people we had rescued were the cap- tuin, mate, three seamen. and three passen- gers of the French ship St. Laurent, bound from Huvre to llitavis. The remainder of her crew had been lost when the foreynrd went by the board, or were carried away by u see that followed this accident. In failing. the yard had hit the hull. and this accident caused the leak that sunk the ship. I have been in several trying scenes since then, but never in one that so thrilled me with the nearness and the power of death. 0. MISCELLANE US ITEMS. Parnell the agitator and Parnell the Arm- sgh tenant eviol or are brothers and between them public attention is being strongly coll- ed to the bad fcutures of the land question in Ireland. Two English idiots recently reported to have been married on an iceberg, or some similarly Arctic spot, are rivsllud by the Georgian pair of cheerful ditto who were made one while standing on a gravestone. There has been a. general “ kiss and mnke up" among the family of Lord Chief Jus- tice Coleridge, and now everything in that particular world wags us merrily us if there had never been hard thoughts and bitter speeches. Cremetionis growing in popular favour in the New England States. A company was recently formed in llcston with .1 capital of $25,000. The New Euglsndsrs sensibly be- lieve that what has to be done had better ‘be done quickly There is a growing feeling in the United States about the disadvantages of railroad 5 rule. The people are beginning to turn in their sleep. When they get fully awake the , .u.gu..‘.~.s, who have so long ruled the roost, will be surprised. The coffee and sugar planters of Mexico cfi'er a bounty of $25 is fund for Chinese is- borers. John will find it good policy to go where he would be appreciated. There would seem to be money~making possibili- ties here. British politicans durlng the present crisis are settling right down to the work of speak- ing plain Anglo.q mu both to and about their opponents, and when they get fairly started on that tack all that this side of the lfitluntic can teach them is not worth know- 8 A little severity of the same kind might prove beneficial in other places besides Chi- P cago where a sewer-builder was recently fined $200 for neglecting to place warning lights at I igl-t to mark dangerous openings in the rosdu .ly, the consequence being that a cnrri um was overturned and its oc- cupants ll 76“ ll out, U. S. (‘.-n.mlsasry(:eucral Mscfeely must have a fueling heart. Perhaps, also. at one time he l M suffered the horrors of dyspept sis. At any rate he now recommends that the law previde for the enlistment cf cooks and bakers for the army as a means of pre- serving the health and promoting the come fort and efficiency of the troops. “A fellow-feeling makes us wondrous kind." A proposal has been mooted to raise a subscription in this country in behalf of the Japanese editor recently fined 27 you for neglecting to credit the clippings he took from contemporaries. How much a yen is we have not the remotest idea, and frankly confess ourselves too lazy at this moment to find out. Dr. Dio Lewis is considered somewhat of an authority on certain matters, and when he says that cutting the hair short at t-i‘e back of the bead induces baldness, the gin: should think twice before being carried away by the short-haired craze, which, however, we are happy to be assured, is fast dying out. Girls are much too inherently sensible of what becomes them to allow such a fact to be other than very short-lived. Most of the bridal couples visiting “'ash‘ ington lately have been from the Of those from Virginia and Kentucky the average age of the bridngrcoma has been about 40. and of the brides about 2.3. The Boston Trout-rip! elequently explains that “ after the war the youn fellows ol the South were not able to don is up, and now that they see bright political prospects ahead they are making a venture. although rot quite so young as they used robe." When the s snkess really get worked up against a rogue they generally make a titer ough linishwith him. They have sent Ward, " the ‘1ng Napoleon of finance." as be was called. to Sing Sin for ten years, and they have likewhe ma sup their minds to get tholrhands on the million or twoof stolen wealth that he has stowed away some- wbere. Cansdhns might vary profitabl imitate their neighbors in their doings ab rams. There would be a greatchang the better than, both in the financial, com- ‘ menial. social and political worlds. in Paris it is illegal for tcland out a newspaper teeny one for read ingperpoasa. if twarsillsgal lnCanada fora snbscrihertoleedhispapertohisnsxt j door neighbors, newspspsr men would have .somelit echanceof mwingrioh. Does it {ever strike us how liberal we are with cur : reading matter compared with other things .' we purchase? Nobel! thinks of lending his us and sugar. his seat, boots and l I Misheard-gs. bones. eranyothst pomssnieaiathasameasayoH-hand wayln “Islands htsnevrspaps‘r. l 4 efor-i Light. position. ventilation and proper warmth are essential to the health of child- ren. The home lessons have recently been made illegal in some parts of the States, and examinations are now less rigid general- ly, yet the code is still too high, and as it is futile to imagine that all children can be brought up to the same level, the boasted one hundred per cent. of is a strange thing. The head-master or mistress of every school ought to havo the option of re- moving from examination at least seven per cont. of those who can give their whole time to the school. and fifteen per cent. of all “ half timers.“ _ Through Int the country the voices of managers, teachers and employers of labor bear witness to the diminished vigor and at- tenuated limbs of the children of our work- ing population, and ask if there is no way 0 iopening the eyes of our education theo- rists to the bitter and terrible wrongs inflict- ed ou the young. Nesr-sightedness is unknown among sav- agetribes. But more than half the child- ren in Germany suffer from defective vision, and, in some s:liools, three-fourths. Twen- ty per cent of the boys, and from thirty to forty per cent. of the girls, were found to be suffering from curvature of the spine i In the discussion whi:h followed the paper, Surgerndisjor Pringle said he was much struck on returning to England, after an absence of twelve years, to find to many buys and girls wearing spectacles. Dr. Drydals, of London, said that it was an sxinm in his mind that children c.uld not be better educated than they were fed. The same principle might be applied to a proper amount of exercise. Medical Instruotion in Schools. Such a thing would once have been looked on as absurd. In ancient times the doctor purposely invested his art with mystery. More or less of the same spirit and polio has come down to our own duy. Still, hot the tendencies and the uctualities of things have grestly changed. Not only have other sciences laid ricnrst gifts at the feet of medicine, but the latter has fully entered into their enlarged spirit, and accepted their more accurate methods of investigation. In short, medicine has itself, for the first time in its long history, become A science. . We now understand as never before the nature and origin of epidemicul diseases; their relation to bed surroundings in place and person ; the prominence of drinking in- fected water as a source of, contagion ; the value of di infectsnts, as distinguished from more deodorisers, and which of them slone infecting power of pure air and of sunshine. We have learned to fight with success a threatening epidemic by concentrating our force on the first solitary case, hedging it around by removal of the well from the sick, or the sick from the well. We understand, ton, the importance of good house drainage, and the danger of poor plumbing. We also know that the air of the chamber is never better than the air of the callst We have come to comprehr nd the possibility of stumping out the whole class of infectious diseases. The profession, to their honor, for it takes away their patients, is'recoguiz- ing the truth of the old maxim, “ An ounce o’. prevention is worth a pound of cure." Now all this has rendered it practicable to avail ourselves of our public schools in promoting the public health. This is,sl- ready being done in the States. For the lost our medical instruction has been given in the schools of Bangor, Me , with the result of preventing the spread of disease among the scholars. Says the Medical Record, “ The nature of the instruction given is such that the teachers are made watchful and careful in regard to their pupils, and cftenn so-cslled ‘ spuukv’ fit is seen tube really the prrcurâ€" sor of no actual sickness. The practical in- auguration of such a plan of instruction is not a difficult matter. Vaccination- As a general rule, with some exceptions, one attack of an infectious disease protects from u subsequent attack. Hence come the protective power of cow-pox against small- ox. the former being on ya modified form of the latter. That it does protect is plain â€"among other proofsâ€"from the fact that in an important London small-pox hospital not a nurse or an attendant hat fak'en the divine during the last thirty years. But it is not a complete protection. One attack even of small-pox may be followed by a second. Hence a person who has been vaccinated should not needlessly expose himself. Indeed, a change from one climate to ruother often ends the immunity. Vaccination is now general in England, and the great majority of three admitted to the. small-pox hospital havebeon vaccinated! it is not enough that a person can show a vaccine scm'; it should be a goodsonr ; dis- tinct, depressed, with a well, or a tolerably wall, defined edge. Of two thousand who died of smallpox at the hospital, at out one- twe‘fth had a single indifi‘erent‘scsr. Nor is 11 single good scar enough. 0f the same number, nearly four per cent. died having such a scar. Of one thousand fourhundred and forty-six having two scars, about two per cent. died; while of five hundred and eighteen having three good scars, only about one per cent.; and of five hundred and forty-four having four or moreyalightly over one-hslf of one per cashier-min two hundred, died. Further, “of those who re- covered, the Iwo latter classes aufl'sred far less, and were far less disfigured by the disease. Again, no one should trust to a more be- lief, however confident, that he has been vaccinated. ()f three hundred and seventy such cases of merely an posed vaccination, about one-fourth died ciasmall‘pox. Still again there is reason to believe that the protective power evn of the but vaccination in infancy expands iueif withln the that rightecn or twenty yrars. Hence no one should fail to be re-vacclnated on reaching adult age. Those who take this course are very ssi~ dcm attacked with small-pox, and when they are, have It only in the pildsfi form. The immunity among the nurses and at- t:ndants of small-pox hospitals above refer- red to is due to the fact that every one is re-vaocinated on entering. '” ' Value of Deep smug; Deep breathing and holding the breath is ’an item oi importance. Persons of weak vitality find an uninterrupted scene-inn of deep and rapid respiration so distressing that they are discouraged from persons-ism a newwdealer. in the exercise. Let anchpessona take into‘ lthslungaasmnehairaathsyeanatabnath, :andbelditas long sath can, theywill ‘finds rataiulasose oi inthewhole ,abde region. Practice will increase 'the abilitytobalp thebrsath,andlhseaps dty of thslunga. Alteratimsthe artmay belearnedofpsck theluagst~Thisia ‘donebytakingsnd thelongbresth sudthenforcingmmair outfits-aches are absolutely reliable; the still greater dls- . giben a show. I allus feel to excisim wid de enters: ‘ Bress do women !' But I also feel to bress ’em fur what dey um and not fur what some of em wan to be. I hev some times sot down and wondered what we should do widout ‘em. It takes a woman’s hand to make catnip tea an' mustard piss~ ter, an’ topare ’taters. She lain doctor a sore toe so tenderly us to make you wish you had a broken leg. When you hev trad- ed a seben dollar shotgun for a three dollar dog it am her soft words which soothe your throbbin' soul. While you sleep she watches fur burglars. While you wake she sews cu hind patches. While you toil an' sweat she um plannin' how to turn your old coat top to bottom 'an make a new garment. De true woman am an angel on roller skates. As for do kind who spend deir tims wid gaddin’ do street an readin' luv storiesâ€"â€"su' dis Mary Ann Johnson probably belongs to dst classâ€"dc less we see of ‘em do better, Let us now proceed wid do reg‘lar pur- ceedin’s.” 'rurz murmurs Slr Issac Walpole, who had been request- ed to investigate the iLquiry : “ Is infidelity spreading in this country?" reported that he had made as thorough an investigation as time and circumstances would permit, and would report: 1. Bub Ingersoll hasn't convinced over two men in this country that there is no Su- preme Being. ‘ '2. The numbte of people who don’t want to feel that there is a land of torment for the wicked are, however, on the increase. 3. The class. who bell. ve in Heaven but not in the other location is being added to daily, and the man who lends one of them half a dollar will never get it back. -. 4. The class who believe that nature is supreme while they are in health, but up- pesl to the Lord as soon as sickness comes, is holding its own as to numbers. 5. That species of immunity which de- lights in criticising Christianity and dis- uting the apostles has picked up in num- Esra during the last year, but the presence of the small-pox along the Canadian border will doubtless make a. change the other way this winter. runners Samuel Shin sent to the Secretary's desk an anonymous letter which contained threats against his life, and the Secretary read it aloud. ‘ "Brndder Shin, do you feel dat you ortcr be purtected ogin’ dis would be-ssssssin i" asked the President. “Yes, snh ; I feels jist dot way, sch," re- plied Simucl. “ Does you know of any ressr 11 why any- body should want to assassinate you? ’ “ No, ssh, not one." “ Dosn’ know of uuybody who has rea- sons to thirst fur your b'ood 2" ” Not a pusson, ssh." “ Well, Brudder Shin, other you has paid dst nine dollars '0: owe a butcher on Gra- tiot avenue, an' at seben dollsrs you owe :t grocer on Grand Ribcr, sn’ dab $22 back house rent you owe an old landlord, dis chile will take all precautions to preserve your wulusble life from do bull at ob do as- sassin. Please tot down.” The Rev. Penstock then called up the case of El .ier \Valkabout Smith, of Toronto. Some two weeks since the Elder, who is an honorary member of th-- club, prepared a 'possum feast and sold tickets at twenty-five cents per head. Over fifty colored men set down at his festive board and etc of the 'possums he claimed to have imported di- rect from Virginia. Everything passed off in the pleasanteat manner, but it was dis- covered next day that Elder Smith bud sub- stituted musk-rut for ’possum undperpotrnt- ed n bald-headrd swindle on his] confidiug countrymen. Complaint was at once lodg- ed sgainst him with the Secretary of the club. Brother Penstook’s -motion was promptly seconded by Shindlg \Va‘lkins, and the President said : “ De moshu'n prevails 'aud de' case sm tooken from the table. It seems to me dnt Elder Smith’s crime am one of de blackest eber known on do records an' dat it calls fur condign punishment.” ‘fAm ear any way fur us to git hold of him 2“ asked \Vaydown Babes. ' ‘.‘ I doan’ speck dnr am.” " Couldn’t we hev him arrested ober dsr an' tried fur piracy, arson, perjury or sun- thin’ of dot sort 2" queried Eldrr Toots. “ I doan’ see how we kin. I reckon do only thing we kin do am to bounce h"Iu. While dar am nullin' so worry condign ubJut dat, we kin lib in hopes dat do small pox skeet may drive him across do riber before spring. De Seckretsry will art as do name off do rolls an’ the customary blue-ink circular will be sent to all honor- ary members in Canada." > run murmur. The Librarian reported the receipt of several interesting volumes from friends of the club in Atlanta, and suggested that the Treasurerbo authorized to purchase It dic- ticuary. “ What do we want of adiotionury ‘3" ask- ed the President. " To find out do hard words, ssh." “ What hard words '3' " Why, ssh, when \Vhalebsue Howkrr am readin' one of our books on poultry, and he finds do word ‘ Discomfiture,’ he has to skip right ober it ksse he dcan' know what it means." “ S' sein' der am a hundred words which rudder Howksr or some udder brud- dot can't make out l Am we gwine to y out $12 on dat account? VVhst bizueu es we huntln' up hard words? Do we need to any» ‘ Diaoomfitnre ' or ‘ gasbuu ' when we ax fur ajob of whitewashin' or wantto git trusted fur a codfish 2 Do me- shun am out 0' order, (n' do meetin’ stands adjourned.” _ , ' '1 This is a Christian and civilised country, but just as soon as a baby is bornitaparsnta are anxious to give its weigh. John E. Owens, the comedian, who has been seriously sick on his farm near Towson- town, Md, is getting better. He has been much distraued durir 5 his illness at the Mrdstenoe of the papers in calling his town Towaer. mad the recast general correction of the press has no doubt materially contri~ buted to his recovery. " Yes, my boy,you are correct. The file of a minister of the gospel is very laborious. Between traveling in Europe insummer, go- ingto the .“'hits mountains in ha ~fever time. aad'arranglng hiaisctnre tour or the winter. . to write an cc son, there are preachers who don't go to En- you bet your boots. Some of them mucus of Europe are land a little far- ther away than heaven, because they do ex- l , Struck with Lightning ,Naatly describe. the position ofa hard or ‘ soft can when Putnam‘s Painless Con Rx- ;n-actor is applied. It does its work so ,qulakiy and withth pin that it seems ,magiealtn soda. Try it. Reenlleet the pass to" so to‘ heavsn’soms tine. list I _, wasn‘t speaking ofsorasprsachsrs. Lana thiakingofsomeothers." . and pour the sauce over it. 8 j accompuy order. Ad MATTHEWS BROS. 8: ill. with glauders. contracted while shoein ahorss." And a Pennsylvania woman is suffering from a sprained ankle, contracted - c'o. - mum. ArrLs~Ccsrsnn i’cnmsu.â€"-Line a but- tered pudding-dish with slime of stale 'P°“8° “im- °" “81m Whim‘bm’dlz ‘11” while "shooing"ahen. There seems tcbe FT.“ v“? '1‘ I ' m__w make a filling as follows : one pint of sweet I g “an” ‘50,“ ml. wooing bum“... ee 10“ meg milk, one pint of smooth apple sauce well The only reliable cure for catarrh is Dr. A, {h u‘ “I, Ema ‘ y“, ‘- u, , gem]:ng “no gas; well Trfihn' and Ssge’a Cstarrh Remedy. , Inorlgwa's italeaul‘esilral vii...“ instill "0'8 c‘u‘m‘m “'0‘:- ‘l““ ‘77 Nebraska. « h’sw rumors are brine opened up. and will make two smallvpuddmgr. A. duck of a man generally makes a goose mum,- settled in this: wonderfully reductive minus, and the "first oorusr's‘I wil have “first choice ' of location. ' . For full information (which wlll be sent you free or charge) about the free lands and c‘geap homes, . IPPb' to » JOHN ii. MONK. Western Canadian Pass. Igent. C. h ,N W. R. can... on of a husband. A 0min FOR Duusxarmxssâ€"Oplum. morphine and kindred habits. Valuable treatise sent free. The medicine may be given in tea or nodes, without the know- ledge of the person taking it. if so desired. Send two 33. stamps for full particulars and testimonials of those who have been cured. Address M. V. Lubsn, agency, 47 , Wellington street east, Toronto. Canada. There are said to be 60,000 “'altham A Nrcs‘ Eurasian: ' ros. Fouls â€"â€"Tske one pint of soaked bread or crackers rolled very fine, add two teaspoonluls of salt, a tsblespoonful of Bell's Spiced Seasoning, (instead of sage etc.,) ou‘e tablespoonful of butter or fat salt pork chopped very fine, and one egg thoroughly worked in, this will ghostnfiiug enough for a moderate sized turkey or chicken. COFFEE Cartsâ€"One cupful of seeded and chopped raisins ; one cupful of sugar : halfa cupful of butter; half a cupful of 9 \ork St. 3.5. mus. General has Agent. Pb“??? Elli.-. _-- -.. summits Isuzu nan swung; Ballin during winter [from l‘crtland ev Ihmsday. and I! every Saturday to Hvervool. as in sue me: from Quebec erorv Saturday to Timpani, or uh I al Loo- coid. stron coffee; half a cupful of mo- watches sold in England every year andth #33“? “‘“d “m “‘5‘! “.4 law; 3 mg ma 3. half cup. of mud flour ; Elgin Company are going in for a ,share of l r to fill.” fibril-Thu $3.52: ' V "I l'hi'a cw an' Moot- nfnn 5f Iths. trade. two eggs well beaten ; one tzupoo “mm film“. .' ;.- V I, powdered cloves ;" half a teaspoonfull of A striking picture is never dangerous. In: misfits $301!: . “a m 0' “Demon: done and a be" twpmm 0‘ Though the soil of Virginia grows the ushumfxtsufi‘émum. “'~ ' 1"“ baking POW 3‘“ 7 best tobacco leaf in the world, it does not I "1; “wall - 08" #30; BAKED Alfl’uls â€"-“ “h. and “10!! Wipe all grow equal qualities. The production ofimm W'irwa' ‘30,,“ dry, five firmrspples, and out out the l even of adjoining counties is often quite dif- N. 3.; Wm. .tl'bnmaon kindest. ‘ N. 8.. blossom ends; pack them in a. large pnd- forent, the one producing leaf which at once ding-dish: P0“! 5 cupful 0f Witter over deteriorates if grown in the other. The leaf them, cover the dish closely, set in a moder- ‘ of the “ Myrtle Navy " is the product of the ate oven, and leflhem steam until they are o choice sections of the State. which, through tender. and CPU-ck ‘Opw, ; then Duty!“ 1 some comblnstlrn of local influence, pro~ cold dish, and pour over, themlthe juice left duos a better quality than any others. Allan a 00.. Chloe or Love a Alden. New York I H. Bourller. fluorite [Ahmad-tab & Co. Quebec Wm. Brockie. Philsdsl iii. A. Allan. i tland. Boston. Mantras - -- CANADA:- PE LOAN " &" 5:1} Nd§$co in the baking difih- 391’“ 001d With This is shown by its always commandin r' powdered sugar. and cream. a. higher price than any other smoking 1 . A FRIED Cutoxsxqâ€"Cut the, chicken in At Acworth, (is , a few days ago, two l“°°"’°"“¢dv L "4335- 9 ll 3111311 P100“. .‘nndp'lessouthem' with pepper persons, sbouttoenter into the bonds of gmw'lbafiwlw --------- 33-00030“ ‘ and salt,‘ and dust with meal; then fry matrimony stood on a tombstone to be M32F“9,3333;-533331:;3%;838 them in butter, lay them on paper, and wedded. cover to keep them warm ; then pour the grease out of the frying pun, and put into a tencup full of cream, a blade of mace, a little salt and pepper, a salt poon full of flour, and a tenspoonfull of butter, mixed l Total Assets........ ......i.-;.-....s.soo.oor OFFICE: Company's Bulldfn 3, Toronto at. Town . -‘ A. 1’. 257. OF. SALE â€" SEVERAL FIRST - CLASS l.\l- I’ROYBD Farmsâ€"easy him! of plyme ul- 0. G. MARTl-ZN. Leamlnzfcn, figs-x County. 25 cents for Ham a Cs. Guelph. together {let these simmer together a few *T_v"-“T_Z"‘. - e- « ~ ~» . . The Com n he! now on hand I 'la minutes ; plecethe chicken on a hot dish, “fifl:i£.ߤn".ciflf 03:15:3in '8';ch “mm” 0f “3 “h m°n°y “bulb it 1' xx" ‘ pared to lend on first-class securitlpa at 0".- pie and Agents’ Terms. Dawccus SCALLOI'ED 'I‘Irnxuvâ€"Butter 3 deep dish, "‘ ‘ . , . 'veâ€" »â€"~ line it withbreud crumbs, and put in the P (“ca‘t‘s’ Bingbone’ slmuus bottom slayer of bread crumbs seasoned “wig; filfiufif with butter, pepper, and salt, then a layer Can-g of cold turkey chopped fine, and so . on until the dish is full,-«.uddingethe stuffing and gravy of the turkey; then .beat together two eggs, add to them two tablespoonfuls' of milk. butter, salt, pepper and rolled cracker crumbs; spread thickly over the top of the turkey ; bsks' half An hour, keep- ing it covered for twenty minutes, then re- move the cover and brown;‘ ' ’ Household Dout's.” Don't stand when you can sit just as rates of interest. 4p y soda . , ., J.'IIE I533“ 0 s ' ‘ f.‘ i am Chavmsn's Celebrated Formu'as '-. directions. mailed for One Dollar as, Chemist, Inndon, Ont. 'I'nlutroeuss them, we wll A GIVE A\VAY 1.01.0 Sdlf Opedrstlus Warhlnerachlc‘ps. If you want one ren w your us we . -n ill . THE NATIONAL 00., 23 De§xgtlfalifhim “on” nus's Ian‘er Ins-sun ( mustâ€"bai- Iells, HsIf uarmls and Kegs always in stock. Allen's Clarified Older, prepared es scially for Hoott Act counties. Orders promptlv fill ; alsoossb paid for common cider. ALLsx's VINIUAE Wows, Nor- !‘EI-Pst A, I _ I“ out sum. sunuusf'a‘ziifiris'ciifs‘, mailed Beugougu’s shorthand and Business Institute Torosta. will bring copy Cflkmu (Ilium , Shorrharider, best journal in Amerlca. hit-c.1181 00. c A Ull 9 N 1' MYRTLE NA sscu PLUG on IS MARKED . > well)l. ’t t H ch d1 f k to 3 Sand for Calendar. 11 u o a men 11 mm wee " "" “' Weeko P ' ' * I (IITITA, [\I‘LIIIINIATDRY [till-ills] ‘- f1, V k Tls‘lll, Gout. Neuralqu sud Lumbago efisctu- sliy cured by a remedy invented by One who was him- self cured by it after being three years on crutches with sciatica; sbusdsl t testimonials as to its bene- l . -» , V, IN BRONZE LETTERS. NONE crass GENUINE. GUT This cum The New (lo-Operative Sflill -â€"-IS THEâ€"â€"- - BEST IN THE MARKET. :nw I'I‘LlDi IIW WWI Latest Improved ittachments Igents prioe'for similar I'haéhlnl Ill] Our price only $25 each. Before buying send us stamp for our elegant photo and sample of resting. a“ Kashmes guarantee for three rears and sent as Illa Ans lady was In a machine will do well tewrils is The Oo-Operutive‘i Sewingxiiafillllll £0. rs muss :IE. suu'ru', usmmora f ER on «4, Don’t you know that vinegar will clean the isingluss in the stove doors? Don't you know your ollcloth can be wash- ed in buttermilk or kerosene. Don’t to learnâ€"first baby-talk. ’then afterward “ROBINqu son ssss-ssomss AND to Boilers, Saw and Shingle Mills. Planing l'ac- ry true pronunciation. - . - Outfits, Steve and [leading Machines. to; Don’t hesitate to piece It piece of zinc on wheels. Chop mg “mg. em. and m deeming“ the live coals in the stove ; it will clean out catalogue, in mention what you want (Mention the stovcpipe. this paper) H. W. PETRIE. Brantford. Ont. Dan’t thww W“ “m “i” “’°°‘°“ m1" ' m ings when the feet are worn out, but cut â€"â€"-U8.l ONLYâ€"â€" them down for the children. V Clapperton’s Spool Cotton Don't fall to be clean and tidy in every nook and corner, but don’t be u slave to a shinin s'ove and carpet. Warranted rum. Length, and In run smooth on as Don i; do unnecessary work because your Swiss machine. ass um Ourr-snros's name iron the label. For sale by all Dry uflld‘ dealers. grandmother did. There was not half so ._ . T0 Primers. much to be done in her day. Don't cherish the idea that you will catch OUR (i) FIRST-CLASS OOTTRELL POWER i‘resses For Sale, for hand or steam power. cold if you feel a bit of fresh air, or know there is an outlet for hosted impure sir. Don't throwaway old'g-suspender rings; Selling or iv ionnks way for fasterprcssts. but saw: themlto thei‘corners or kitchen S. FRANK W-HJgONl "TRUI‘li" OFFICE, Tososro, 0st ,iiclsl clients in nbcve-mentloned diseases: remedy . . ‘ 1 expressed to any address. 8. J Lsscasrn, Patrons, gIve little children two languages , Ont. saline l ‘i I s r holders,” serving u bett’ér phrpose than loops to hang by. Don‘t fllrt dirt from one piece of furniture to another and call it dusting, but take it up carefully ins dusting cloth and shake it from the window. H ‘ r ' Don't say “ micky." fctmillr', " ridoy" for ride ; baby will understand “hand msmma your little dress" as readily‘ as if you said " bring his ittle does to momma." - Don’t talk servants or family matters to callers. snd‘don’t tell them the exact date of their last call. They will he likely to make the interysl longer-the next time. . ant‘t fail, in conversation, to occasion- ally pause and give the listener an oppor- tunityto speak, and don]: mistake polite listening, prolonged, for interest in your subject. is ussurscruslsu 09. I9 Hill“ ST EAST ‘owAIrD‘ ‘‘‘‘‘ IRON .woR BUFFALO, s. v., mssrzsscwssus or APER CUTTERS AND I BOOKBIN DERS’ MACHIN To (luluâ€"ins]... To clean marble chimney-piece you should make a strong soap ley, mixed with quick lime, of the consistcucy of milk, and lay it on the marble for twentyfour hours. ’l‘uenWaah it OB, and then polish it with fine putty-powderand olive oil. To clean poplar macho. uses soft sponge and oo'd waterâ€"without soupâ€"dredge it with flour while dump, and after leaving it thus for a short time, wipe it off, and pclIsb the article with a silk handkerchief. To clean picture-frames and gilt cornices, dissolves. uttle cream of tartar in spirits of wine, and wet the gliding carefully,,qulckly.w1plng it dry again ; but lightly, so as not to rub off the gliding. . SLED 10R CATALOGUE. J. H. VIVIAN, Agent for Canada. ' jg 29 Adelaide Street Fast. TORONTO. ONT. R. Mâ€" “W WW” " h " Mâ€" Wsite Feathers . You may clean white feathers by plac- ing them in a hot lather for“ some minutes, and shake them about in it, repeating the actiouvtc dry pivot. Carl them with a blunt penknileycommenoin; from the right hand sideaftbel feather, ’taki'ng ‘np about all fines, and gently draining the knife un- derneath them against your thumb :oon~ tinuingthisali roundthe feather, drawing aims of the fines over them, so as to hide it. Curling over a hot iron will render the curl more lasting. Jones cdlsihls dog Hickory, because he huaroughbaskt _ ,t “ ,' Twentydive monumeotsf to; Napoleon l. are standing in the cities of liquors, despite the commune and revolution. The tide luv the affairs of men, which, when taken at its flood. leads on to fortnne,’l is, no doubt, the " tied" to a rich girl. It is said that Gatling Gun Howard is so mud: leased with Ms firmnde to so down in fraud mas ges. A, Imperial Couch Drops will give Bout-henna Instant‘iiolief totnoee sufi’crin from Colds, Hoarseness, Sore'l'hroat. etc, and/are invaluable to craters and vocalists. For sale by ta ' 11., 3R. b T.‘ W A. 80:21-31!“ Toronto. Educational Itemâ€""Art is a‘ Wonderful thing. The-painter Bobees'eonld e thefsosefa Insignia chlldintothstc a layingth sues-1:1”! stars-win. his " . y to a profemcr of Uulvnsity. ‘ is nothing wonderful 'abcutthat. I oando that with one wall- '.I OR()N 1 Oh LIQUIDATION S A LE. Owing to the failing health of the senior member of our firm we have been obliged to abandon the contemplated continuance of the busineu. The manufacturing premises, machinery, he, have already been sold. I The entire stock of furniture, upholsterlng material, k0,, amounting to over $80,000.00 must be disposed of as speedily as possible. , The furniture is all our own maniifacture, uni the reputation earned by the firm during the last 50 years is a sufficient guarantee of its quality. The liquidation being perunptory.’deaiers and the general public are now sflorded such an opportunity as has never occurred heretofore in Canada. Toronto, 12th Nov., 1885'.“ R. HAY 88 0°. “a-..” .. . ..-...,.-.....-....-....â€" Important to All Who Desire More Light. 'lllE IIIIII’BWSIIIE'I l’ LAMP” in tone” other (swerve! ht meats rxrrrrut- use an at'curas Minus 1» Lass Bcwu Ia quu u-s- Iaulal tasks-m moraine rises Hater. is unsure bal he! he quads, slut nus near and deem. unpsm II is Insurist “I la.) art is «and. is...va also Inn-"Menus: her.‘ in bass and aunt flu ramp ms hart tails ace bursa spa rat. at’trwle's I. asserts! latrines. W ~~ was" sun-n Lalr.â€"‘ahaveksn turns with a rice 1.! th‘assw punk-such,u.suuoassosuy c nus-ea us a M wit: u a coal m burn (mu m y is” ye time as u- win. 'nu Ill-she.” is absent. wissnaessesmwdsc his “new I! an. acne: see-nun a stem-1 u'flntttno sir descend ass-ed Its ma'““"a.‘.3.&" “ff-35““ “‘..""&:.“e.'.'."s"iiliu‘4‘;£“ t a . us- u’. a “as as!» .. n. :2an man u m- -m: 11-: lump (winded ago-Ina" y molten sad swwu int: sin..th maltaunlsuha w.wm-a- - M Mmky,bl{Â¥amwsera stouth rsaws bios was-sud by sister as ‘ - we sit . J. ltulusulflsassdltaisvked. ‘, lt.s|v)l‘ll4ll s. 011101: 8 Adelaide St. West. Toronto, Tao u“maybe mm’aPainiszdflon WQWJ? dupeaohsw‘ltfioha‘hi‘ved‘une ' . 'eacribedby s 'smou avatar. ‘ mains dealer svs - itthne timeagain,"rep press- Tethose who have never learned “lime » . ' q 'soroftheUnderprten. l HARVEY & TRUAI. ' ;