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W â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"'â€"â€"â€"-â€"'____________________________â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"- HolholholiaugbedhiaryAnn. “ Will my-lady ride 2" said courteous Jo, “Then'hopvright into the wheelbarrow, Slow Progress of the Game. l was egg shaped. with the long axis lying horizontally. To this was attached a car or basket, shaped much like a rowing shell, with a rudder at one end, a propeller at the so unless they are insane" that possibly it is too much like threshing old straw or letting the mill do that that for men doing five years Principal of the Shorthand institute in con. section. with the Canadian Business Uniwrsity. Typewritim: Department under the management of IL GEORGE BENGOL’GII. Agent for the Remington l I N to kin on, Gracie, but i ' tit wouldn't Au Tuvalu" . . ‘ YO G do. “In know your ma”;ch said you If Aeronaut Hogan has lost his life in Violins or IMPULSE - Thimigdnfiofé’ii’fii‘éfl a L, Ll J .d K Ann mustn't never kiss the boys. . â€"-- ageing Biblesbulpecmly mm..- k by 4;: 't a o m “7 ° Gmâ€"Yfls ant" W11“ 811' “1'1 Th“ new less with an Iarnest Desire to Live puhsdd'mfifilh '10}: m "x Little Jo wasalittlemeu ia,it's about whet she said. I'member addone more fatal accident to the many Are Famed u, 31. 5, 5m. illustrated circulars ind terms. ‘ And his little pal was Mary Ann; ‘ just aswell: She says to me, she says: which have happened in carrying on this “.mcu.m Publisher. Toronto. It tickled nary Ann and Jo "Gracie,dou'tyoueve:let me seeyou kissin' fascinating business. In; cm: in which , . ‘-â€"-â€"~â€"~,---â€"-â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€" g; 1 When they found a neighbor's wheelbarrow, the boys. “D Memma, she's gone over to Hogan sailed away was the result of years his?" “xggekzi‘: gri‘igh‘eiéeéhg 3 ,5 l He 1 he i hai laughed the little men, Mrs. Bilby s. of study and exPeriment. Toe balloon pert w mucmh by Poop“ who "11"" an “count g, m: 5",“ an“ Tommo‘ “mam, “I on: i ‘ ~ l l g A young man well known in society circles, who has a billiard-room in his house, was one evening teaching a young lady, in whom he was somewhat interested, to play. The small boy of the family went up to view the game, but was evidently not greatly leased with its regress and soon came own. Some one of) the family asked him It's not a gilded palenkeen, =But its got a cheerful mise on scene. Will my lady ride!" said the little man. “ You bet your life!" shouted Mary Ann. Assisted by her smiling Jo, Mary Ann climbed into the wheelbarrow, ‘Ccockful of j :y it made her feel As the barrow wallzsd round on its wheel. Right happy was the little men And ditto, likewise. Mary Ann. But alas l alasl for little Jo And, alas i for Mary Ann also. In the midst of ell their merriment 'Over the barrow and contents went, Down on his nose went the little man One on her heed went Mary Ann. His momma came for little J o, Fcr Mary Ann came her dad, Pedro. Now far apart, their teerlets flow As they sit the stinging switch below. " The game is not going on at all. Uncle â€"is not laying at all; be is just standing there bold Miss ’s hand, That is all he‘s doing. eni I don’t think there's any fun in that sort of a game.” , Stage Fright. It was at the last rehearsal for one of those ' direful entertainments where young children “ speak pieces," to the great delight of their respective families. A lad of four had been put upon a box and had delivered some rhyme or other, and it was desired to find out whether the little fellow was fri htened or not. To avoid putting the idea 0 fear into his head if it was not there already, the lady who was managing things asked him how he felt when he got through. “I felt all sweaty,” was the ingenuous reply. Somew; at Softened. A Maine yo ingster, becoming provoked with his father, angrily exclaimed, "You're a naughty fool l" The father charged it to the youngster’s account and bided his time. That evening they had strawberries for supper, the first of the season. The head of the family served all around the board with generosity but his precious son. “ Ain't you going to give me some, papa 2" the little fellow asked, “ No. A boy who calls his papa a ‘naughty fool’ doesn’t deserve any strawberries." PB. IOTICAL J 0K ES. â€"â€" Br Ans-r MARJORIE Pascm. , A practical joke is a sort of trick played by one person upon another, in the hope of making him uncomfortable dud ridiculous. To put oue’r friend in an absurd situat‘on, to interfere with his rights, to do something which will hurt him in body or mind, not 'very deeply perhaps, yet really, is the object of the practical joker. I have never in my life been able to see the least good. the least innocent fun, in practical jokes, but I have seen a great deal oi evil and mischief resulting from them. I cannot think of a person ad dicted to practical joking as anything but mean and coutemptible. For how can we honor the disposition which takes pleasure in cruelty 2 Some years ago, just at dusk, a maid-ser- how the name was going on, and he said: 3 trying to navigate the air with the Camp boll airship, as now seems probable, it will other and wings, or fins, on the sides, the purpose being to navigate the air on the principle that a fish swims in the water. Since the Montgalfier brothersdemoustrat, ed in 1783 that the air could be navigated innumerable efforts have been made to urn the fact to some practical use. Men with a coins for invention have been attracted irresistibly to this fascinating field. The certainty that fame and fortune awsit the man who demonstrates that the air can be safely and definitely navigated has been an irresistible incentive to effort, and many' more have ruined themselves in health and pocket by pursuing the fleeing phantom of atmospheric travel. The results, however, have not justified the labors. Even scion so, which hoped so much from the balloon, has been compelled tocmfess itself disappoints d. Perhaps the man who came nearest to pro- ving the feasibility of aerial navigatiOu was John La Mountain, of Troy, N. I” and, as is generally the case, he obtained the least fame from his efi'orts. After repeated as- censions he claimed that there existed at a certain height from the earth a continuous and trustworthy current of air blowing East- ward, and theta balloon would be wafted believed that a balloon properly constructed could be carried by this current safely and surely across the Atlantic Ocean. To give a practical demonstration of his theory he made an ascension from St. Louis in July, 1859, with the intention of landing some- where on the Atlantic coast. He did land in Jrfi‘nson County, N. Y., after a journey of nineteen hours and fifty minutes, having traveled 8'26 miles. This voyage of La Mountain, which was the longest definite voyage ever made in the air, did probably more to advance the science of aerostatlcs than any other one event since some one has said can not be doneâ€""grind again with the water that has passed ’â€"to tell of some of the peculiar suicides or at- tempts, or desires to attempt that have come under the writer's personal observation. In the first place the assertion can be truthfully made that cue-half of the so-called suicides are not suicides. but emotional in- voluntary accidents. Try among your friends to find one who has not at some time in his life had an insane desire to throw him- self off of “an hi h eminence " or cast him‘ self under a repi 1y passln train or allow himself to become enteng ed in the large drive-wheel of some immense machine and you will find that they have to a man had some such experience. Many men who tell of struggles with irresistible desiresto make away with themselves and think nothing of it, but if we happen to lose a friend by the suicide route we forget ALL ABOUT E18 STRUGGLES and endeavors to fi ht 03 the desire to do away with himse and like the avera e coroner’s jury we say: “Killed himself wh' e laboring under a fit of temporary insanity." This verdict more than half of the time is wrong. It should be “ accidental suicide brought on by the victim‘s inability to resist a morbid involuntary impulse." A young man was recentlykilled ina sub- urban village whose case this verdict would have covered. He had repeatedly told me of the struggle he had with himself when ever he stood on the platform of a station while a train was passing. "J ohn,, "said he one day, “if anything ever happens to me don't let them say that I was crazy. I have as happy a home as the sun shines on and am blessed with as interesting a family of little ones as you would find in a month's journey.,Unfor- tuuately for me I allowed myself to be talk- ed into buying a home in the suburbs and on Typewriter. A l'for Ci ul '. If "mm. Pl) i re ar sntiouthls paper GUBLI’E Bile‘lltlbis COLLEGE Guelph. Oohâ€"fliers are no vacations. the Lollrgs being in session throughout the entire year. lte graduates are meeting wrth distinguished success as book-keep- ers. business managers, shorthand-writers. court {germ :‘ticc; logvidiusllnstrucufilsafraturs of u. re uetes emls telnlng positions. Address m 0b a: succession. Principal. AUTOMATIC SAFETY ELEVATORS Pat. hydraulic hand steam elevators. LEITCH 8r TURNBULL Canadian Elevator Works. Peter and “us HAMILTON. our. ‘ m mm BAYER LINE STEAMSIIIPS. Sailing Weekly between MONTREAL d LITERI’ooli. Selma Tickets. $40, $60, :lfd .60. 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Self-deslll‘“0t1°n- I 03“ “0” help “amnion, Ontario, servants. So she slipped into the grounds, ‘iiid herself behind a tree, and waited her '0pportunity. Dancing merrily along, singing ‘with a voice like a bird, came a sweet little daughter of the hour, who had been sent on an errand to the lodge at the end of the green avenue. The merry child, sensitive to her ’ finger-tips, caught a glimpse of the straight, Johnnie Suggests a Topic. Little Johnnie approached his mother as she was laying away a pan of fresh~laid dou hunts. “ other, I say, mother i" “What is it, my son 2" can be regulated and propelled seems as far from being solved as ever. Certainly inven- tors and mronauts will not be encouraged if the future justifies the fear that the latest steadilyinthat direction so long as it re- mained in that atmospheric strata. Ho experimenter has lost his life. it. Every time I go near a railway track i have an almost uncontrollable desire to throw myself under the wheels of the passing train They seem to say “Come to me, come to me,” with a voice of command that I have, up to the present time, been able to resist, but I fear that my power of resistance is weaken- ing and I shall soon give way. If I do, old “'ill re open SEPT l, with CONSERVAYORY of MUSlC added. Very large facultv in Literature, languages, Sc’encs. Music and Art. line over 240 Gradu ates in College Course alone. For Titans, &c., address the Principal. .t. mmas. 0.0.. i.i..lr. C02 'U.L.JONES. ENGRAVINC stark figure skulking behind the oaks, and “Wh . n FOR ‘ALL , . y don 1: you talk some mother! man I want you to fight the insanity theory ,. WOODIENGRAVER. w“ da°hfit13ih§°neg “mo: is: 30%;!“ “If”? “What do you want me tobay, J ohunie 2" and ’explaiu my feeli' gs to my friends. Oi JkLD‘tSEI-fTfi‘é'sfisg IO.KING Sjl‘REET East. . v” a o e _0 new a o ' e P y“. “W911, 570“ might “Y: “011111110: 5011'” Y0“ course I might move into the city and have “13.205559,- - TORoN‘I'o; CANADA : clans said, which then began its fatal work. in one of our New Ed land colleges a youth who had been study ug hard that he might enter the Freshman Class was startled from his sleep at midnight by a party of fol- lows in masks, who proceeded to make sport at themselves ty the stupid :process called ' " haz ng ” their companion. hey had their ‘si iy fun, but it is to be hoped that none of ‘Irhs number engaged in it can ever think of that night without a pang, for it made the y euth insane. I don’t like to believe that any of my readers engam in this wretched kind of jest- iug If they do, it is because they have never looked at it from the right point of v sew. There isn't agong my friends one, I am sure, who woul be happy in making at y one else miserable. I Isaw Fred the other day perched in a mock, ’way, 'way up in a tall tree, and I thought, “ What a splendid climber you are, Fred, and how nimbly you'd run to the mz'z- :zea-top if you were a sailor'boy l" I knew th at Fred was as sure-footed as a cat, and “ht eyes like a squirrel, and the grip of a ‘monikov, so I was not alarmed on his account. Not so his mother. She came to the door, celled “ Fred l Fred l" and finally descried him in his airy nest, from which “ his voice (all like a falling star." Then she was great- ly distressed and frightened, and l was dis- appointed in Fred, because instead of re- lining her fears at once, he said : " On, pouf, mammal there’s no danger. 7W i'y are you so excited? I've been here dcz bus of times." He did descend at last, but a true gentle- menâ€"and Fred means to be a gentlemanâ€" vould not have allowed a woman to be fright- ened even for an instant. especially when the woman was his own mother. The spirit which leads one not to care when a friend is sufl'ering terrors on one’s account is the same which makes the practical jest possible. Aunt Mar jorie’s children must banish this if they would make their little world happy.â€" [Harper's Young People. want a doughnut 2' " Mine family. Dimpled scheeks mit eyes of pine, Mont like id vas moised mit dew. Und leedle teeth shust peekin’ drooâ€" Dot’s der baby. Curley head, und full cf glee, Drowsers all oudt at der kneeâ€"- He was peen blaying horse, you seeâ€" Dot's leedle Yawcob. Von hundcrd-seexty in der shade, Der oder dsy veu she vas veighedâ€" She beats me soon, I van avraidâ€" DJt’B mipe Katrina. Bare-footed bod und pooty stoudt, Midi: grooked legs dot vill bend oudt, Fond of his beer uud aauer krautâ€" Dot’s me, himself. You szhmall young baby, full of fun, Von leedle prite-eyed, roguish son, Von iron to greet vhen vork is doneâ€" Dot's mine family. CHARLES FALLEN ADAMS. The Death Punishment. The New York “Sun” sayszâ€"They re- jected the guillotine because it is associated with the traditions of the French revolution and causes tfi‘usion of blood ; the garrotc be- cause only one civilised uationâ€"Spaiu and her Coloniesâ€"use it, “and that," a‘Mr. Gerry said, “ was much to damn it.” Prus- sio acid was at one time looked upon with favor but doctors told them its use was dangerous and some medical man would have to manipulate the syringe or needle used in the hypodermic injection, and no physician would care to become a public executioner. Mr. Gerry had individually considered that morphine would afi'ord perhaps the best method, but many physicians opposed its being made the means of inflicting capital punishment, as that would arouse popular antagonism to it as a legitimate remedy in practice. The Commission ascertained the views of physicians, Judges, Sherlfi's, and others by sending out a circular letter. Two hundred replies were received, 81 favor- ing the retention of hanging, and 119 ad- vocating something else than hanging. Of these there were 75 urging the adoption of electricity. â€"_.â€"â€"-â€"â€".â€"-â€"_ The Shah's Early Hardships. The Shah was held in great detestation by his father. who was anxtous that the second son should come to the throne. Near-ed- The Pool of the Pamilv. A rich Chinese lady had a foolish son, for whom she had taken a wife from a cultured is silly. When he was about to pay the first visit to his bride's parents, his mother instructed him how to behave and what to say. for she was very anxious that his mental deficiency should not be discovered. She tried to forecast the questions that would be put to him, and to provide him with answers that would satisfy the questioner, and at the same time forestall further ques- tioning. As he carried a costly fan on which a landscape was painted, she thought that tain point. The men marched on as long as there were buildings to shelter them' from the Turkish fire, but when they came to the open ground they halted, for an advance, apparently, meant the annihilation of the battalion. Just at that moment the men saw Skobel- lefi' riding calmly at a walk across the fatal space. while round him shot and shell whistled furiously. In a fight, after the passage of the Balkans, the painter Verestchagin says that the rain of bullets was the most murderous he ever experienced, though he had been several times under heavy fire. In spite of the danger, he watched Skobelefi walk slowly along, his hands buried in the pockets of his overcoat. The whistling bullets did not cause him to bend his head once; his face was clot, and his eyes restful. " ow we know what running the gaunt- let meaus," said he to the artist, as a turn in the road sheltered them from the bullets of the Turk. “Tell me, honestly," said the artist, “have you really so accustomed yourself to war that you no longer fear dancer 1" “Nonsense,” replied the Russian General, they think that I am brave and that I am afraid of nothing ; but I confess that I am a coward. But I have made it a rule never to bend down under fire. If you once permit yourself to do that, you will be drawn on further than you wrsh. Whenever I go into action I say to myself that this time there will be an end of me." But though courageous under fire, the R issian General was a coward at head-quar- ters. Before his troops he always appeared in a full dress uniform, with his hair neatly trimmed and scented. But in the presence of his superiors he wore a worn-out coat, a cloak hanging all awry, and a cap crushed down on the back of his head. He seemed embarassed, as if afraid his elegance might give alien to. This hero of many battles was supersti. tious. He believed in lucky and unlucky days, refused to sit down with thirteen at table, jumped from his seat at the spilling of a little salt, and left a room in which three candles were burning. What a bundle of contradiction is man i A general with a will that enables him to walk slowly across a battle-field swept with bullets and shell, but not strong enough to keep him in a room where three candles are burning l ___.+.__â€" Strong and Weak. At the storming of Loftsha. during the Russo‘Turkish War, General Skobelefi' or- dered an officer to lead a battalion to a cer- An Ancient Turk Those who are anaious to remain in the flash beyond the ordinary duration of this mortal life will be interested in the habits had it on my tongue’s end to suggest it to my wife, but this Would necessitate explan- ations and only Worry the little woman. I may succeed in fighting ofi' this foolish de- sire, but if I do not and am ever picked up on a shovel I want you to let the world know it was not a suicide, but an accident." I romised that this should be done and trio to make light of what I called his fool- ish fears. He smiled a sickly, faint, no- laughter-in it smile and walked away. Half an hour later I was told that he had “ com- mitted suicid ; thrown himself IN FRONT 01" A PASSING TRAIN ; had stealthin hid behind a water tank, and as the train dashed by flung himself in front of the engine and been ground so fine that he had to be gathered together with a shovel." People could not understand it. And finally all, with the exception of myself, be- lieved that the ooruer’s jury made no mis- take when they brought iu a verdict cf sui- cide while insane. I told my story, but- it did no good. His friends and relatives could not see how a man could be other than insane who killed himself when he had everything that the heart could wish for. His wife finally ac- knowledged that she did not wish to hear any one say that her poor dear husband’s mind was not affected, as she knew full well that he would not have left her in the horri- ble way he did i: he had not been insane. The foregoing account of one man's inabil- ity to resist the morbid desire to do some- thing horrible is only one ones in thousands. If the struggles that are goin on daily, made sometimes by nearest and earest friends, could be laid bare the expose Would be a frightful one. In a certain building in this city which I frequently visit there is a large rotunda. Around this rotunda runs a spiral staircase, the bannister of which is low and is made to' continue on after leaving the stairs at the sixth floor and acts as a guard rail for the top floor. It is altogether too low and an six footer falling against it would prob- ab fall over into the pit of the rotunda. I have heard several of the men engaged on the sixth floor of this building tell in a matter of fact (but to me horrible) way of the desire that took possession of them whenever they approached this guard rail to THROW THEMSELVES OVER, and must confess that I have found myself ed ing away from it, with the indistinct, uuSeflned, inexplainable fear that I might throw myself over if I of; too close to it, and have told others,w 0 spoke of having experienced the same feelings, to let the THE ALBERT TOILET SOAP COY’S TRANSPARENT CARBOLIC ACID TOILET SOAP is pleasant to use. I, It heals the skln, and de- . stroys insects and germs ‘ on the hair of man or - beast. PLATE GLASS Delivered anywhere in Canada. Largest Stock Lowest Prices. McCaueland & Son, 72 T0 76 Kim: STREET WEST, TDHUNIU. If You Cannot Keep 000 1 YOU CAN KEEP STRONG BY TAKlNQ A Great Life (liver is St. Leon Water Tosoa'ro, June lot, 1581). All you that feel the want of sometth to make you happy. and don‘t know what to trv. listen to J. Smrsoa‘. Canadian PassengsrAgent, 00 King street West. Toronto. For 24 years i have travelled thls continent over and over, but of all articles. meat or drink. to restore health, instill wholesale vigour and ral e the spirits), make life worth living, 81‘. LEON MIMCRAL WATER is excelsior. Myself and family all use it; would part with any other favourite dainty rather than 8t. Leon Water. . JOSEPH SIMPSON. DEPOTS â€"’l‘oronto. Ont. , Montreal. Que.; Que- bec, Que ; St. Leon Springs. St. Lem Que. Allan Line Royal Mall Steamship: Bellln during winter from Portland every‘f'bursdsy and ii in every Beturde to Live 1. end lnsum- met from Quebec every 8s urdey to lvsrpocl, calling at Londondsrry to land malls and passeu on for Scotland tud Ireland ‘ also from Baltimore, v a Hall- in: end St. John’s, Y., to Liverpool fortnightly duriu summer months. The steamers of the Glas- ow i use sail during winter to and from lialiflsx guests, disposed to be affable. would ask Does was, however. at fourteen made GM“ of the old Turk who has recently died at WOTld know '11“ W W“ 30‘ ‘ Pmmfilthmi ortlsnd, Boston end Phliedelphlr and during surn- «'h‘g we w“ thereon reprmnmd, and so “no: of Azerbeidjn, that north western H‘ddatha. . ed one hundred and thirty suicide if I should ever be picked up at the mar between Ole ow and Montreal weekly : Glasgow and Boston week y. and Glasgow and Philadelphia shetanghtbimtorespoudwthitquestionby province whose capital is Tabriz. But years. Old adjiSoliman Saba had seven bottom of that pit a shapeless, broken mass. There is a young man in the city of Chi- fortnightly. aayin ‘ Oh. that is only a fanoy sketch." fortune does not seem to havo smiled on him win. 311 of whom died bgfon him ; h. ‘7“ p0 , h p,” u, 1 j ,1 I w Thong.“ he was to ride a fine mule she even in that position “There his father'i the fiche,- of may .0" “d ulna daughnr.’ cago who has a dread of the bridges and sl~ a. séhfmizmlu is oi°é.iu.ZL.E-°§'.”6u§i.3Ӥ {:0 , 'gyg take. to tho wagonqygy when he Halifax: Shes " 00., qt. Iohn's, 2356.; Win. Thomp- ill-will followod him, and many a time, thought the gentlemen would be sure to because his salary was not sent regularly, comment upon its excellent condition. and who have also gone the way of all flesh, and the year before his death he was thinking crosses the river. He has been fished out of the muddy, stickey water at Clark street son a CL, St John, N. 11.; Allen t Cm. Chicago Love a Alden, New You; H. Bouriler, ’tcronto' Aliens, in. a 00., Quebec: Wrn. Brookie. Philadel- the young Prince and his mother Were deprived of even the necessaries of life. ane, after waiting impatiently for the wherewrthal to keep the pot boiling, a tax collector sent what purposed to be the revenues of a certain district. They can slated, however, only in kind, and one lot- a number of hue rugsâ€"had to be sold at of marrying again, but could not obtain the necessary funds to buy a bride. Saba was a farmer unto his life's end ; his diet consisted mainly of barley bread beans (vegetarians lake note!) and wafer and only twice ayear, on high festivals, did he sat meet. fills clothes were even more simple then his diet, consisting of shirt only, and when he travel- to inquire its price: so she drilled her son in replying, with courteous humility," The animal is nothing more than a ood beast of burden,reared on our farm, an not worthy 'your attention." When the young man arrived at the door of his boat, the first to greet him was his rive mother iu-law, who politely in- brldge once, having thrown himself over the pole: H. A All-'- °ort‘s~' Boston "cow-"‘- rall. When brought to terra firms he could not explain why he had jumped over. “ The desire took possession of me and I did it; that's all," said be, when questioned about it. “I had jumped about a foot when I wished from the bottom of my heart that I 4.2:; ~‘ Sold Wither with ou‘ the ligger 1700 New Us Use. 1:300 of lilrre Mills roe 5.1.331... the health of his mother. He great loss to an American dealer to furnish led ,, pg, of women. Hi, bed w” . mm.” hadn’t,"_hs continued, “ and now, to mold h... in... mm m, . Pmmprly responded, sayin , “Tue animal next day‘s dinner." and a straw mat. and it had never been a. 3 {Walth 0‘ 1h“ 30‘» I “WHY! “#8 W the “twn’l'wh'flhrr ‘ is nothing more than a good tof burden, "bed of sickness" till three days 'before his Middle 0‘ “1° Wad When ""5158 the l‘,’;j§j;‘;‘,‘ifi: bridges.” Suicides (so called) are increasing at an alarming rate, and opposite the name of many a man who is alive and well to day, with bright prospects, good health, happy home, and everything on earth to live for, . J the word “ suicide ” will be written as the ‘ cause of his death, when he was simply the ‘ â€"~'I'on,um_ (Lia-u, Klugsurhllaxmltou and London xgfiurpnnes all others in the mar- ket. In. not buy until you get my irculars and infor- . natirrn. Our l‘llr - m flagging Appel- . , ates van slum: and 131,”, w,“ bag I.) w an mun is per lzozir and can be attached 1: any of the lilac-blues made by ’1! dor- lng the last four years. AKHI“ WW“ 6. fMAllSDil CAMPBELL MAN'R, CHATHAM‘ URI. The Wedding Prelude. Little BJyâ€"“ Say, ma says you are going to take sister off.” Engaged Youth (soon to be marriez‘ )â€" “ hes. in a few Week! she's going to my home, and my ms and pi will be her ms and pa. See 1" " I see. Then she'll be your sister, ..... . asihe was mine. Si) , don't you do anything ' taken into a boat at once. but bled ‘0 detth she doesn‘t like, for it you do she'll bang you ; before medical assiatsso‘ to rid be obtained. around awful when your me and pa ain't look. This is the first instance known of a shark ing."â€"-{New Iork Weekly. attacking a man in these waters. reared on our farm, and not worthy of your death. attention." The horrified mother-ln-law draw back, half unconsciously exclaiming, “I was told that yours was a very well- ordered family l" The fool, having be- cbought himself that he ought to have first used the answer which his mother first taught him, hastened to rtply. "0.1, that is only a fancy sketch." Mamma's Exact Words. 'Vv'iilie \regrttfully)--l'd like just awfully _ ____.__._~.._â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" Killed by a Shark- Jacstvrum, Fla , July '28 â€"-l5d. Roe, a young Englishman. while swimming in the Cumberland sound with fifteen other boys from Ferdinandl, was struck by a shark, same which bit (if the calf of one leg. Roe was THECNATRAM ermine MIL} victim of one of these irresistible impulses. __.__â€"t.â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"- A man never begins to show his temp r until he loses it.