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M...”â€" An Empress Who Goo /.U The Empress of Austria iathe eat royal ballad housekeeper in Europe. She is asthcrcughly ________________________._â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"- long noseâ€"I'm sure it was three oils long. ~_________.___â€"-â€"- ‘A Famous Actress as a: Beggar. ~ . . One of the late Sir Francis Doyle's swash “Goad OW' auntie” ‘ That Pilhfilc 5301'! 0' I little 7-Yelr-Old 303"!» eat ehd most touching poems was a WEEK ROGKBD Elli T0 SLEEP. Sc up get the bride and made a courtesy and said. __â€" The Sunb'ame. auntie to my bride?" said the Prince. “new” (which 1 move he no", bu hed h Vin ~ ‘ ed m, y, d u . , . , , . pin a ) a g acquant .w t e eta s of the Imperial 4 N°' "1“: 31”“ I “end to the Butt! m- . X“, we was. ‘ “ on. than. ghasiigecttl‘i: A few Years ago a Swedish family named for its ,subject a isle told to him by a fair Austrian kitchen as fur husband is with the sit down with us to the feast,’ Prince; but to tell you the truth, both be and the rest thought she was a loathsome woman to have next you. But just then in came another ugly old hag. She had a back so humped and broad that she had hard work to get through the door. Upjnmped the bride inatrice and greeted her With, “Good day, auntie!” And the Prince asked again if that were his bride's aunt. They both said yes, so the Prince said if that were to she, too, had better sit down with them to the feast. But they had scarce taken their seats before another ugly old hag came in, with eyes as large as saucers and so red and day 3" Said the great round golden Sun. “Oh! let us go down there to work and phy'll Said the eunbeams, every one. Jordan, the famous ac- details of the Im tress, whose equal Macroaiy used to say that he had never seen on the stage. This tale related that one winter day Mrs. Jordan passed in her carriage a poor woman singing with feeble voice in the street, whose stony lock of hopeless misery touched the success- ful actress' tender heart. Stopping her car- riage, Mrs. Jordan told her footman to invite the poor woman to call at her address in a street close at hand. The two women were soon alone together, and the poor street singer told her sympa- thizlng interlocutcr that she was a widow and had justbecnturned out by her land- descendang of Mrs. perial Austrian Govern- ment. She superintends the household af- fairs of the big palace at the Austrian capital with the greatest care. She receives personal- ly, reads and acts upon reports from cooks, butlore, keepers of the plate, and keepers of the linen. Cooking devices which have be- come inconvenient or antiquated are abolish- ed only at her command. New methods of preparing or serving food are adopted only at her suggestion. Changes in the per- sonnel of the establishment are made for the most part only in obedience to her orders. Consequently a person can eat, drink, sleep and be served better in her house than in any Olson left the father-15nd and sought a home and fortune in Canada, the promised land. They were poor. but their hearts were stout, and they feared not for the future so long as they had health and strength. From the confusion and strangeness of the Emigrant Sheds in Toronto, they set their faces to the Westâ€"the golden Northwest. Ozbers might stay and starve in the crowded cities, they said, but they would go where they could claim a bit of land as their own and find health and happiness. The broad prairies of Manitoba beckoned them onward, and M In! they rested on unbroken soil near Long Lake. The Olsons were amazed 80 down to the Birth in a shining crowd, Went the merry, busy crew ; I They painted with splendor each floating cloud And the sky as they passed through. “Shine on, little stars, if you like," they cried, “ We will weave a golden screen first scan all your twinkling and light shall lord to other with her starving children, other in Europe. i k u h _ at the wealth of the land that spread out . 1 8 . Thoréget’he moon may p, tween .. 332°: jg?” g‘t‘awg‘i’detzggg with 5; before them, with the virgin so“ waiting (or into the frostbcund street. hire. Jordan The kitchen in Which the food. for the ' pee ‘ Pea quickly borrowed the wretched womans bluest blood of Austnais cooked is a huge the touch of the husbandman, and they set to work with a will. A year or we passed away. The Olsous had not become rich, but they had a home that, however humble, was theirs, and they were happy. Harvest time came. The golden grain stood ripe and heavy in the fields. The mother and the eldest children went to help the father with the harvest lest the rain might come and catch them napping. So it happened one morning little Ween, aged 7, was left all alone to care for his little broth- er, who was just able to toddle about the house. For an hour or two they amused themselves with their toys, and then the little one in childish olee, run about the room “playing horse.” The floor was built of rough, undried boards, and in some places had become "sprung." Careless of danger, little Ole ran about until he stepped into a crack and fell. The merciless boards closed fast about his foot and hold him prisoner. ‘ Good day, Auntie" and her, too, the Prince asked to sl'J down ; but I can't say he Was very glad, for he thought to himself, "Heaven shield me from such aunties as my bride has." So when he had sat awhile, he, could not keep his thoughts to himself any longer, but asked, “ How in all the world “ Wake up, little children l" they cried in can my bride, who is such a lovely lassie, glee, i have such loathsome, misshapen aunts? “ And from Dreamland come away 1 “I’ll soon tell you how it is” said the first. We’ve brought you aprescnt, wake up and “I was just as good looking whenI was her see 1 age, but the re ison whyI have got this long We have brought a sunny day l" nose is because I was always kept sitting Emma Pounssox. and poking and nodding over my spinning, and so my nose got as long as you now see it." " And I,” said the second. “ ever since I was young I have sat and scuttled backward and forward over my loom, and that’s how my back has got so broad and humped, as you now see it.” "And I, said the third, “ever since I was little I have sat and stared and sewed and sewsd and shawl and bonnet and the shirt of her worn dress, and putting them on. told her to wait by the fire until she herself returned. In a few moments the silence of the street was broken by a heavenly voice issuing clear and sweet from the throat of the most ex- quisite ballad singer ever heard on the Eng- lish boards. From beneath a tattered bonnet, from with- in e greasy shawl, That unebbing tide of music filled with life the souls of all: And the touch as of a spirit to their flutter- ed pulses clung, With a strange enchanting rapture, as that ragged woman sung. Arrested by a voice the like of which they had never heard, the workmen paused on their homewsrd journey to thrust pennies into the singer‘s hand. Presently the win down of the houses that she passed opened room with all the arrangements at each end for preparing fish fowl and beast for the table. Fifty chickens can be cooked at once on one of the big whirling spits. l Against the side walls from floor to ceiling stand scores upon scores of chafing dishes. In these dishes, all of which are sell-warm- ing, the meats are carried to the carving room, whence they are returned to the kitchen ready to be served. The boilin and baking and frying and carrying an cutting occupy a small regiment of servants. Twenty-five male cooks, in white clothes, dress, spit, season and stuff the meats. As many female cocks prepare the vegetables, the puddings and the salads. A dozen or more boys hurry the birds, fish and joints from the kitchen to the carving room, where long lines of carvers slice and joint everything laid before them. JThe Sunbeams then in through the windows crept To the children in their bedsâ€" i‘hey poked at the eyelids of those who slept, a Gilded all the little heads. ..s_,,._.,,,z.”, “WW. ,- .. . . N- .a:.:.:‘ . ,. â€"â€"-â€" The Three Aunts. Once on a time there was a poor man who lived in a but far away in a wood and got his living by shooting. He had an only daughter who was very pretty, and as she had lost her mother when she was a child and was now half grown up she said she would go into the world and earn her bread. “ Well, lassie,” said the father, “ true enough you have learnt nothing here but how to pluck birds and reuse them, but still you may as well try to earn your bread.” .50 the girl went off to suck a place, and when she had gone a little while she came to .3 palace. There she stayed and got a place, and the Queen liked her so well that all the other maids got envious of her. S) they made up their minds to foil the Qrcen how the locale said she was good to spin a pound -of»fi xx in four and twenty hours, for you know the Queen was a great housewife and thought much of good work. “ Have you said this? Then you shall do it," said the Queen: “ but you may have a little longer :ime if you choose. Now, the poor lasslo dared not say she had never spun in all her life, but she only begged for a room to herself. That she got, and the wheel and the flrx were brought up to hcr. There she so’ cad and weeping, and knew not howtc lp herself. She L pulled the wheel tliis . v and that and twisted and turned it abet ‘, but she made a poor hand of it, for she had mover even seen a spinning-wheel in all her life. But all at once as she sat there in came an old woman to her. " What eile you, child?" she said. “Ah 1" said the lassie, with a (loop sigh, “it's no good to tell you, for you’ll never be able to help me." “ Who knows?" said the . old wife. “ Maybe I know how to help you after all." Well, thought the lassie to her- . self, I may as well tell her ; and so she told her how nor fellow-servants had given out that she was good to spin a pound of iii): in ‘four and twenty hours. “ And here 1 am, wretch that I am, shut up to spin all that heap in a day and a. night, when I have .never even seen a spinninngbeel in all my born days. ’ “Well, never mind, child," said the old woman ; “if you'll call me aunt on the happiest day of your life I’ll spin this if): for you, and so you may just go away and lie down to sleep." Yet, the lessic was .wllllng enough, and off she went and lay down to sleep. Next morning when she awoke there lay all the fin: spun on the stable, and that so clean and fine no one had .ever seen such even and pretty yarn. The Queen was very glad to see such nice yarn, and she set greater store by the locale than ever. But the rest were still more envious, and agreed to tell the Queen how the locale had said she was good to weave the yarn . she had spun in four-aud-twenty hours. - So the Queen said again. as she has said it she must do it; but if she couldn't quite finish in four and-twanty hours, she wouldn't -be too hard upon her; she might have a little more time. This time. too, the lassie dared not say No, but begged for a room to herself, and there she would try. There she sat again sobbing and crying and not knowing. Whluh way to turn when another old woman came in and asked, “\V’bat ails you, child? ’ At first the locale wouldn't say, but at last she told her the whole story of her grief. ~“V‘t'ell, well 2" add the old Wife, “never mind. If you'll call me aunt on the happiest day of your life I‘ll weave this yarn for you. and you may justbe ofi' andlio do wn to sleep.” ~Yee, the lasale was willing enough : so she went away ani lay down to sleep. \l'licn she awoke there lay the piece of linen on the table, woven so no it and close no woof could be better. So the lasele took the piece and ran down to the Qroen, who was very glad to get such beautiful linen, and set greater store than ever by the lassie. B it as for the others. they grew still more blttcr against her and thought of nothing but how to find out something to tell about uen Au last they told the Q teen the lasaie had said she was good io‘muk-i up the piece of linen into , shirts in four and twenty hours. Well, all happened as before : the fascia dared not say she couldn't sew, so she was shut up again in a room by herself. and there she sat in tears and grief. But then another old wife name who said she would sew the shirts for her if she would 0|“ her sent on the happiest (is of her life. The heals was only too gl to do this, and than abs did as the old wife told her anl went and lay down to sleep. Next morning stared night and day, and that‘s why my eyes have got so ugly and there's no help for them.” the Prince, " 'twas this, for if folk can gehso ugly by all this, then my _____-_.â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€" Over the Soup- Mrs. D3 Snobsbyeâ€"I have an uncle, you know, who can talk French and German, and Latin and Greekâ€"andâ€"andâ€"why, all these modern foreign lauguagesj as he can English, don't; you it Young Do S. (giving it aw») He's deaf and dumb. Wanted by His Mother. Tommyâ€"Come out'n' play, Johnny. Johnnyâ€"Can't. red and now “So, so, luckly I cum to know and loathsome bride shall neither spin nor weave nor sew all her life long.” ” said set as well now.” )â€"Why not 2 Tommyâ€"“’hatyer getter stay home for '2 Johnnyâ€"The stove-lid is broke and ma wants me to sit on the stove and keep the smoke in. .â€" A Slight Dfietence- Drnsby (a candldate)â€"Well, Jonsby, I am in the hands of my friends. Jonsbv (a bankrup‘)-â€"I am slightly dif- ferent, Dansby ; I am in the bands of my creditors. A Work of Supererogation. Proof-Readerâ€"In writing your biography I see you do not chronicle your failures. Public Manâ€"No ; there are plenty of other people to do that. A Chic ago Industry. Clergymanâ€"I t’s very odd, but I have actu- ally bad three cases of matrimony on hand this week where I have married a couple who have been divorced and have made up again. Bingley-You ought to make that a spe- cialty. Clergymanâ€"I believe I will. Bingleyâ€"Then you can hang He Knew. Teacher (to class in arithmeticl-J chn goes marketing. He buys two and a quuter pounds of mg out the sign bearing the legend : “Repcring done with promptness and dispatch.” at at 11 cents a pound, two dozen eggs at 16 cents a d:.zm, and a gauon and a half of milk at ‘20 cents a gallon. What docs it all make ‘3 Smallest Boy (hugging himself ecstatical- ly)â€"-Custard. Not All? gather Bootless- Mutual Friendâ€"Did you ask her father’s consent last night? Young Fellinlove (gloomily) â€"Y es, I did. bl. F. â€"-Well, your quest Was not altogeth- er bootless, was it 2 ed Thy little world's attent. fair pressed ; ed blest! riil, So runs the world. ill !’ To a Black Eye- Uimmerisn optic! Hm thou hast possess- Wher thou wert And like thy fellow, void of vicious air, None with thy character seemed much im. Now, in thy purple and fine linen dress- l E‘en modest maidens, pzsliug. at thee stare, Although they ncve mel‘ thee orherwhere. In former days unstained, wort thou so Ah l Virtne's even cour-e runs on for aye And no one marks is. Grod is reckoned Said not yrsrerrlay, “Thy dexter optic! L-! How free from Yet now, meiecms. the vl-ry asses bray And o'er thy blackout-d woo bro haw their Y. F. (who was assisted down the rope by the stern parent) â€"Woll, no ; not altogether. Shrieking with piin he called to his brother for help. Ween tugged away at the boards. but t: ey refused to release their prey. Little Ole's appeals became more and more frantic. Ween went to the door and shouted for help, but no one heard him. At last, frantic with fear, be seized a dull ax that stood in the shed and rushed to the little sufferer. Szill he could not pry up the boards. There was but one way now ; he must out off the little cne’s foot l So he raised the dull ax and brought it down. A ragged gash was made and the shrieks grew louder. "Don't cry, Ole ; I will soon have you free." And down tame the cruel ax again. Again and again it fell, until at last the prisoner was free. The b‘ocd frightened \Veen, and he took the littloono in his arms and sought to soothe it with a song he had heard his mother sing. Rcck-a-by, rook-arbymaby, to sleep. Little Ole’e cries became fainter and faint- er. His head fell lower on his brother's arm and his eyes closed. Ween thought the baby was very white, but still he sat there crooning the cradle song and waiting for the return of his father and mother. High noon came and the mother returned to prepare the frugal noonday meal. No little voices came to greet her with shouts of joy, and her mother’s heart stood still with a name- less terror. Into the house she rushed. “ Sh! eh i" whispered Ween. “ Ole got hurted, but I rocked him to sleep.” Yes, Ole was asleep. His eyes would never open again upon earthly scenes. And little Ween rocked to and fro,einging softly : Rock-a-by, rock-a-by, baby, to sleep. Confession of 8. Famous Freebooter. Tanria Bheol, the Bold Robin Hood of the Central Provinces, India, has made a full confession. Fifteen years ago he left his vil- lage and took up the occupation of cultiva- tor of land. He committed some minor police offence and was sentenced to a year's imprisonment in the Nagporc Gaol. He was subsoquendy imprisoned in J nbbulpore Gaol. and on his release settled in Hclkar's territory, but was forced to take refuge in the jungle to escape arrest consi- oonsequent on a false charge of robbery. He carried on petty depredations for a year, and was arrested and imprisoned in Khunc dwa Gaol, whence he managed to escape. He then formed a dacoity band and com- menced robberies on an extensive scale. His first dacoity was accompanied by murder and his men next pillaged and burnt 3- vii; loge. In one of his raids a policeman’s nose was cut off. Subsequently Tuntia raided on Poknr, where he cut off the nose of a woman who had helped to betray him and be robbed her daughter-in-law .of all . her V jewels. At a robbery in the Beirut district he again out eff a pclicemen’s nose. For the last two years, being much har- nsoerl by both the Central Province and Holkar's police, he got tired of his jun- gle wanderings; he was growing old, and his eyesight was failing. 0.1 first commencing his career he could travel 60 miles at a stretch, but now not more than ‘20 The greater portion of his time was spent in Hol- kar‘e territory. He had never killed any body himself, but had robbed the rich to help the poor. Last year be distributed Re. 6 000 among the poor on the banks of the Nurbudda. He had frequently purchased bullocks for poor people. He was eventually arrested through the treachery of Gumpoot Puj pact, to whom be bad frequently given large sums of money, with which the latter had promised to purchase a pardon. He had latterly suffered severely from want of food ani malaria through sleeping without shelter in the rain. He stated that other bards are now committing extensive robber- ies in his name Rajaram, a native native magistrate, accused of participating in Tan- tia's robberies, has been convicted by the Sessions J edge and sentenced to seven years' rigorous imprisonment and fined 3.1.5.000. Going Back to Their own Styles. The Osrasiatiscbe L’oyd says that the Ern- spontanccusls, and a stream of silver fell at her feet. For three-quarters of an hour she continued to gather in the money which included several sold pieces contribut- ed by carriage folk. the starving widow's side, restored to her harvest, Then she hurried to the bonnet, shawl, and gown, and poured a flood of money into her lap. The ballad ends :â€" Not in vain from out her bosom had that music torrent leapt, For beyond her earth-born hearers star- crowned angels smiled and wept : And a solemn utterance floated from on: Father's place of rest, Lovers of their fellowâ€"creatures are the be- ings I love beat. W She Hus a Little List. At a State street j swellor‘s :â€"“ Herc I’ve been for two mortal hours trying to buy a wedding present for Gertrude Tâ€" with $25, and positively the only things I can find that 1 really like are a $10 fan and a $500 miniature l’ “ Oh, but haven't you seen her list ‘2" “ No. What list ‘1 ’ “ You have evidently not been to call on her lately. Why she‘s adopted a brand new English fashion, and has a list of all the things she wants given her displayed on a small table in the drawing room, so that all her visitors can examine it for themselves and mark off the articles they prefer to give. It is a strip of satin paper about two ytcf’ds long, and a gold pencil lies beside r . “Are all the articles mentioned expen- sive l" “Oh, dear, no! Some of them are, but others are mere trifles. It’s like this :-A gold thimble, a Steinway baby grand piano, a writing case, a air of sleeve links, a glove buttonsr, a pear necklace, a lace handker- chief, silver folks and spoons. a gold pen, silver tea service, and so on. Gertrude told me she’s nearly sure her father intends to give her the piano, and she examines the list first thing every morning, be ing to see a cross against the ‘baby grand,’ at it’s not there yet. “There's always a fashion in wedding presents. List year was a lamp year. No bride of ’88 will ever need to buy a lamp if she lives to be a hundred. “And this year. Why, this year it’s oandlesticks. There is a flood of candle- sticks of all kinds and sizes and values. ‘Louis XiV.,’ ‘Renoiseance,’ ‘Wedge wood,’ ‘ Leeds' and ‘ Sevros,’ they just pour in on the brides, at least on those who don’t follow the new fashion, and there are lots of girls who won’t. They say it seems too much like asking for things. And it’s true one can't help having a little feeling of that sort. But it‘s foolish."â€"[Chicago News. _.â€"â€"â€"-.â€"â€"â€"â€" I 3 Great Advantages. Miss Gibbs (to Mrs. Mackintire, who has put on Mrs. Maokay’s Barret. London is marvelloualy empty, but outer- tainments are still given at Mrs. M lckuy'e. It is true that the hostess herself is not yet at home, but a grand green parrot has sat at the open window since last Sunday, looking out to Buckingham gate, and attracting hun- dreds by its humorous conduct. I have seen and heard many parrots, but never one like this. I was returning from the park on Sun- day when I firot saw it, The pavement in front of the window was thronged and everybody was roaring with laughter, for the bird itself was laughing so heartily that its example was contagious. At last it said, with intense emphasis, “ Well, I declare,” and then burst into convulsions of laughter again in a manner really too ludicrous. It exchanged remarks with the spectators, it hailed passin hanscms, and on being ask- ed What o’clcc it was, it replied: Half- past four," which was, in fact, correct, Incredible so it may seem, the bird, on Mon- day afternoon, was usked the same question, and replied, accurately : “ A quarter to five.” So great has been the attraction of this gay green bird that the police have had to keep moving the people on to prevent obstruction of the traffic. “ Go on 1" cries the bird.â€" [87. Stephen's G.‘z:tte. _____.__..__â€"_. Cleaning Men’s Clothing. The process of cleaning men's and boys’ clothing is perfectly simple, though laborious and unpleasant. Diagonal, cassimere and such materials will stand washing, and if a coat, vest or pair of trousers in very dirty or shiny this is the best way to clean and freshen it up. It is the way the professional scourers do it. First, make a strong soap-suds with clean warm water. Never wash cloth in water that has been used for other things, as it will make it linty. Souse the garment up and down in the suds and rub out all dirty places and grease spots. If very much soiled, it may go through a second ends ; then rinse Well through several waters as warm as the suds and hang up to dry. When almost dry roll it up for an hour or so ; then press it. The secret of pressing without having the goods look shiny in to put a piece of old mus- lie between the goods and the iron and to take up the iron without fall before the steam stops rising from the cloth. If there arc bad wrinkles or shiny places, put a wet cloth over them and press with a hot iron, not forgetting to lift off the iron when the full head of steam is rising, so that the nap of the cloth will be lifted. .An Earnest Bequest. Harriet Beecher Ssowe’s son, the Rev. Charles E. Stowe, of Hartford, Conn., met with an‘ experience recently, which com- plelely nonplussed him. One evening quite recently he dined with Mrs. J. W. Board- man, proprietrcss of the Hotel Woodrufl’. Visiting Mrs. Boardman is a cute, little niece about five years of age. She is a regular chatterbox, and makes many bright remarks during a day. Fearing less the glasses tor the first time)â€"“I should child would astonisli the preacher by some think you’d hate to wear them ; they’re not outlandish saying, her aunt warned her to may not improve my looks, but then I have other people's imperfections, you know. see other people’s crown-feet and wrinkles, Miss Gabbeâ€"indeod you can't” The Burden of His Thoughts. An estimable pbydclan, who is dabbling in real estate, recently forgot to give the necessary instructions along with the pre- scription. On being aroused from his sleep to tell the family how the medicine was to be administered, he replied, "One half down. and the balance in one and two years.” Where He Drew It. A lawyer gave a dinner party, after which the gentlemen retired to smoke and chat. All at once he got up, took down a sword which formed part of a trophy, and brand- a bit becoming." Mrs. Mackintireâ€"“They keep mum during the dinner. The admonition was listened to with awe, this satisfaction : They enable me to see and at the table the little one scarcely dual look at Mr. Snows, not wishing to ccfllflft a You can't begin to think how plainly I can supposed sin. While the sewn-uh “absent from the room, the little girl noticed there was no butter on her small pink dish. She didn’t mind holding her tongue, but to eat bread without butterâ€"that would never do. She took a survey of the table, and lo and behold, the butter dish was directly in front of the preacher. Wistfully she gazed at both for a few seconds. Never in her brief existence did she appear so pen- sive. Then gathering all her courage and clearing her throat she said . “ Dear pastor, won't you please, for Christ's sake, pass the butter 7" The Rev. Mr. Stowe never received such a shock. He leaned over in his chair to pick up his napkin, which, of course, had not fallen. Mrs. Boardrnan must at that mo- ment arrange a window-curtain, and the other guests were suddenly troubled with a friendly cough. when she woke she found the piecl of linen filL I press and member. oi the aristocracy of Japan ishing it in the air, exclaimed : "Ah ! gent. mule lube], "mnthfied a)“ she had Bud. up in“, .mp3. why .h lay on tho able 4 haw given up the idea of adopting the ll est- lemon, 1 shall never forgot the day when I dam, the "we, up”, w“ m, only one and um); handful work no om ova;- “fl Business pnbmple l on: styles of dress for women. The Parisian drew this blade for the first time 1" "Pray, at the able who could pmmvoly prove an. . eyes on ; and more than that. the shins were . ' madela did not please the people in general. Where did 5703 6"“ it? I “l4 "1 inquiring she was alive. 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Young Mrs. (nreenâ€" Henry, dear, do cine regularly 2 Mrs. Rlohard Bevylin lasaie as of her own children. and she said declaring that a more complete caricature you think so much bread and molasses is Bucknerâ€""D:y 'aln'c been nobody in do to her: “Now. i! you like to have the Prince "Roma-“WV. I“: l) ': "mt ii In ' "‘v‘. Was u ever seen than a Japanese Woman in a 8°“ ’0' an” 3” u . . mom Wid b"? ’cip‘ me 7'“. d? childrenfio he’s . for your husband you shall have him; for “'15 Y0“ mu”- “5” ‘ ' "9‘ ‘ V " “g ." huuuet and dress of the boulevards. Y‘mPE 51" Gwen“ carlhlnly “I 800d 1’30“ “‘00 3D 901“ Hm I 21% him do food'- "n win new, “00.1 :, Mn, wnrkwomm, said ell Party In n... .1 L. ____.â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€" for him; 'Dflrn r. you know Ibreed is the also like you role insâ€"three spoonfuls every You m “w “,1 win, “,1 way, .‘1 your. clarion of all nun-'s r. -.. , W}. h Em, stafi’cf life: I ' hour." Doctorâ€"“ Great heavens, woman, “u... 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