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YOUNG FOLKS. DICK. Dick was the pet of the whole household. From the oldest to the youngest. the family never tired of watching his cunning ways and bright eyes. (fan youiiiiagine what he was? Some one. says A dog, another a bird. 4 r perhaps some who have such cute baby brothers, may think he was a lovely baby boy. But he was neither of these: but a squirrel of the species known as; woo-l or gray squirrel. He was dark-gray, with a bushy tail as long as his body ; and he had such a funny way of curling it over his back. Frank found him one day in the woods, ‘ and after several attempts finally succeeded ‘ in catching him. Frank would follow him up a tree, but the squirrel had the advantage of the boy there, for before he could be caught, he sprang nimbly from one tree to another when thertrees were close together, or else to the ground, and while Frank was descending one tree the squirrel would be' climbing another. Two or three such attempts were made. when Frank, excited by the chase, risked neck and limb, and jumped from the tree to the ground, close on the squirrel who, surprised by the audacity of the movement, was easily cap- tured before he could get away, as they do not run very fast when on the ground. He was about half‘grown. Frank took him home and showed him to the family with much pride. He was ptit into a barrel for safety for a few days until something better could he found, then an old bird-cage was brought into use. While in this he managed to get the door open some way and get out, but as the cage had been put into an out-house that did duty as wood and general store-house, he hid away among some of the things, and after a day or two showed himself, and was coaxed back into the 'age, where he seemed very contented. Frank heard ofa squirrel-house, and at once made up his mind to try and secure it for Dick. He went to the store where it was for sale, and asked the price. The clerk told him one dollar and a half. Think- ing this was too much, he returned home resolved to make the old bird-cage do. But the desire to obtain the houseâ€" which was in reality a very nice one for a squirrelâ€"was very strong, and he went again, and succeeded in purchasing it at even a lower figure than 'as at first asked. The house was made all of tin with a double roof and chimney on top. The door was madcso itcould be securely fastened from the, outside, so thcrc was no danger of mastei‘squirrcl forcing it open. The windows were barred with strips of tin. Inside there was an upper floor, and a flight of tin stairs leading to it ; and when Dick felt inclined he could ascend these, and take a quiet nap, sure that no prying meddler could reach him there. On the outside, attached to one end of the house, was a wheel made of strips of tin. It. was about it foot and a half long and near. ly one foot across. This wheel \‘as closed at one end, and at the other had three holes large enough for the squirrel to go through, to and from his istrange that Dick should‘be asleep on the A STUDY IN INSECI‘ PERBNOLOGY. l lower floor, for he never trusted himself i there, but always went up to the loft for his , nap. But she thought to herself, “ Per- haps he came downâ€"stairs before he got his inap out and was so dozy he dropped to sleep again i” she concluded he had slept long enough, and she would wake him and l make him do some tricks for her. I So she gave the cage 0. little shake, but l Dick did not stir ; then she shook it harder, l but still no signs of waking. ' " Dick 3 Dick 1" she called, “why donit you wake up?" but Dick did not respond by opening those bright eyes ; and even touch- ing him With a stick did not make him move. At this the little girl became alarmed, and ran into the house crying : .r "Grandma I Grandma 1" Do come and see what is the matter with Dick. He won‘t ! wake up 1" l Grandma came out and saw him lying thch stiff and motionless; and the tears lcaine into little Tot‘s eyes when grandma ltold her that Dick was dead, and that he i would never please them again with his l cunning tricks, and they would have to bury him in the ground. Frank looked very sad when he came home, but he felt it would be unmanly to let any one see tears in his eyes [for the loss of a squirrel, but in his heart. he loved his little pet, and mourned him sincerely. “What a Pocket Contained.” The heavens were in their full glory to. night. So Eleanor thought as she stood leaning her soft cheek against the window pane, and watching very intently each little bright point in the bright sky. Her child- isli imagination was becoming creative, for bad she not been pretending she lived in Harland. Ah: and she sighed a very impres- sive little sigh when she told mainnm. “the country up there exactly suited her.” But all thought of the stars were forgot- ten when Eleanor Saw some one in 8. Ion black ulster hurry up the stoop, and hear . papa’s voice in the hall. Mamma. and-daugh- ter had a race and the first prize was award- ed to momma, when the person within that great ulster took her in his arms and ave her the first kiss, while his little daug ter came in a close second. Mr. Johnston had been away on a busi- ness trip, and one of the last things Eleanor had said to him before he started was, “Please bring me something real nice, papa, something I can play with.” So before papa even started to have some supper he told Eleanor he had not forgotten his promise, and that he had her present right with him. Two little arms were around his neck in minute, as he caught her up in his arms, and then two little hands immediately started to search all his pockets. in his ulster had a peculiarly large appear- ance. Eleanor thought it might have two big bags of peanuts in it, so she put one lit- tle hand inside to take some if they were there, but, oh ! my, it didn’t. feel like pea- nms, it was warm and soft; and she gave a. little jump when some small, wet. thing licked her fingers. “\Vhat is it, papa, what is it '5” and her golden curls bobbed up and down with delight. Papa smiled as he lift- ed very carefully from his pocket 3. little baby collie (log and put the round, soft, sleepy little ball into Eleanor’s arms. Never wasliuman baby so tenderly car- housc at pleasure. Dick would come out into this wheel, and begin by climbing up the side. The wheel would turn slowly at first : Dick would keep climbing, and the speed of the wheel increasing until it would .fairly buzz. Then, tired of this he would scamper hack into his home, to see if perchance some stray nut had rolled off in a corner. It was a never-ceasing delight to the children to watch him eat. He seemed fond of most everything, and, I am sorry to say, was almost a glutton, and therein lies the sequel to his sad fate. It was some time before it was discover ed that he was a drinker : but Frank was esscd, and Eleanor proved herself a very thoughtful mother by immediately inquiring whether her dear little puppy had had any supper. said, “He was afraid Mr. Puppy would have to be brought up on a bottle, as he had not quite learned the accomplishment of lap- ping.” Eleanor would not think of going to bed until a bottle had been purchased. Then she drew her little willow rocker up before the wood’fire in her room and rocked to and fro, while she held that warm, soft dog close to her heart and bummed very gently her favorite lullaby, but' the sweet song did not charm puppy, as it should, for he cried and cried, and apparently did not too much of a temperance boy to give him anything but purecold water, of which Dick was very fond. He fed him nuts of all kinds, and it was so amusing to watch him nibble offthe shell of the smaller nuts, and pick out the meat ; larger nuts had to be cracked for him. He was quite fond of water-melon, and would sit up. hold apiece in his fore-paws, and eit all the rcdjuicy part. He liked crab-ap- ples, but did not consider it genteel to eat them without peeling : thishc. proceeded to do by holding the apple in his paws, and nibling oil‘ the skin a little at a time, an dropping it down ; he would dexterously turn the apple around until every bit. of the peeling had been rsmovcd, and then eat the apple. v He was often given the liberty of a room with closeddmis. but unless the door of his own house was closed, he would iti- variably goback into it. Still he did not seem so very much afraid of persons, but would come close up to Frank and take a piece of nut off his knee, as he sat on the floor, but he never permitted any one to handle him. With all the attention Frank bestowed on him, and so many things that suited his taste to eat, it is no wonder he grc.v fat and jolly. In the autumn Frank began to wonder where he could keep his pet in the winter. The house, during the summer. had been kept on a portico, but Something better than that must be devised ; various plans suggested themselves, but none as yet would answer: finally the matter was settled for him ; it came about in this way : It was one bright morning in the latter inrt of Scptcnil‘vci‘. Frank had given Dick his usual morning rations. and with three- year-old Tot by his side had watched him as he sat on his hind feet, with th:.t beauti- ful tail thrown up over his back, and nib- bling thci tits from his cute forc paws : and he thought nothing could be handsoiucr or nicer for a pet than this very same Dick, , with hisbright, snapping eyes and droll \\'i8:\'5. Aiterlus breakfast Dick came out and enjoy being rocked. Eleanor decided it. was because he was so hungry, so she urged nurse to hurry and warm the milk and then mamma urged her little daughter to hurry and get ready forbed, as it was long past her bedtime. A half an hour later mamma came up‘ stairs to give her little daughter her usua good-night kiss, and she stood by the side of the bed for a longtime looking at the pretty picture before her. For Eleanor in her night-dress with its dainty puffed sleeves and her golden curls half over one little flushed check was holding very closely that precious puppy : that furry little individual was not crying now but w'as vigorously re- moving the milk from the bottle which Eleanor held in one hand. He \‘llS not asleep, but hard at work: it» seemed as though he just stopped long enough to look tip at. mamma and blink his sleepy little eyes at her. But mamma did not laugh, she just. lifted puppy, bottle and all, out of bed and removed him to a small box in the play- room. In this shc put a nice fur rug and lthis little innocent puppy curled itself up fcontcntcdly, and went to sleep thinking, no doubt, this warm substitute was its mother. He and She. : Tlicmoon shone soft, the hour was late, ! When they two parted at, the gate; ‘ Ali, she was wondrous fair 2 Then up to her dainty room she went, 1: Her heart obi-flowing with sentiment, i And breathed for him a prayer. 3 And he wa kcd slowly down the street, i With his lips still warm from her kiSSes mvect, Through the-moonlight soft and clear. ‘. In his mind still lingered her beautiful face. i Ashe gayly turned into “Finnegan's place," I And loaded himself with beer 2 l i, No Flies on Her. , " Herbert," she said, with a melting inclli- took aturu at the wheel. but he was getting fluousncss in her voice that sounded like the so fat, he was a little lazy. so he soon tired of thiscxcrcisc, and \vcntlutckintohis house, and up the stairs to his nest for his morning 2 ripple of an orange ice as it thaws, “ Her- ' bert 1" g u \\ hat is it 1" asked Herbert. And the §cnld firmness of his tones showed that he nu L To: went to play with her dolls, and i meant evcrv word of it. Frank went off to school. with no presenti- incnt of impending tmuble. The other members of the household were , I “ “Ruddâ€"you love me just as well if you I knew that I am inter-sighted '1” busy in different parts of the house, and no} I would t hm 31"? 3‘0“ 3" one was near the squirrel for some time: , " Yes. I am afraid so. Just as a testcâ€"J finally Tot grew tired of her dolls. and’can't reads word of that sign across the thought she would go and see if Dick were 3 street : 61111 you 3 ’ awake yet. Going up to the cage she thought it very “ Yes," said Herbert, rcsigncdly, “ I can. .It says ‘ ice cream: " av rnori‘sson c. «':.'â€"â€"1890. In the few years last past the science of Phrenology has made wonderful strides. It has been applied to matrimony in the way of aiding you to choose a congenial partner of your bosc~iiiâ€"â€"â€"one whose temper will “com- pat,"as it were, with your own. ,This is why it is so hated and held up to public scorn by the legal profession. Persons plirenologically mated furnish no business for the divorce courts. By it you can select your self, for the benefit of mankind, as the raw material for a doctor or a lawyer or a preacher or a President of the United States. It is now known that your bumps and your temperament indicate what you oughttoeat, drink, breathe and wear. This accounts for the unprincipled opposition of the medical profession. No doctors are feed by those who feed and dress and so forth after the dictates of their own bumps. Very recently it has been discovered that the brute-beasts can be selected for any special use by Plirenology. You can pick out dogs that will bark in the night when your enemy wants to sleep; and mules that will buck ; and horses that will either run away or balk, as you may prefer. By this beneficent science you can select cattle that will horn your enemy, and will break into his garden and convert his cabba es and his turnips and his cauliflowers and is asparaâ€" gus into your milk and beef. I have a far- mer-friend who never buys a sheep without feeling its bumps. In that way he secures n "" confusion might arise from it. even were other considerations presentedâ€"but. a thousand years afterwards. .\I_\' disâ€" ‘ forl-ear. satisfaction with his course was further In less than a hundredth part of the time heightened by the fact that the process of it:t ikcs to tell it I saw what must be done excavating hurt me. and did it. The alternative to coughingr . The cumulative force of the foregoing con- him up was to cotiin him down : and it “as siderations moved u;-: to. hustle theintruder less disagreeable to mv feelings. My off. ‘did it in a firm but quiet and rc- Courage ahd \vill-pmvcr ifevcr forshkc mo. slieptiiii manner. ' \Vith one convulsive gulp I swallmved him finding himself afloat he sailed out, on it alive and went on with niv discourse 2 level_with my mouth. to a disiaiiceof about Nâ€" i I did'iit go to it magistrate and two feet, and hove to facing me. Then it accuse iiivself of‘liisccticide.‘ At first it» was that I saw the first confirmation of my seemed that nothing else could restore peaco- scicntific hopes in regard to insect phreiiu- ‘ to my conscience. but to (he end of life I logy. Let it be borne in mind, from this shall be glad iliatI took time to consi- on.:.hat I had marked that fly veuci'atitm, dcr the“ whole situation. \Vlicn I l ; firmness. t3 ; coinbativeness, 7 : inhabit- ' \vciglicd every circumstance connected with ivcness, 9. the tragch 1 saw that instead of shortcu- As I proceeded with the lecture the cvic:- ing I had prolonged the life of that fly by ed insect hung on pensive wing at about the g swallowing him.~ He must have lived from same distance and level. He looked liomc- a thirty to fdrtv seconds longer than he would sick. His tears dropped like rain on thejliavedoueifI had coughedhim up. I had pages of my manuscript. In what some‘ internal evidcnccofthis which was perfect- would have taken to be ainerebiizz of wings, 1y satisfactorv to inc. whatever value a I could catclithe tender, tremulant cad-ijiiry might have attached to it. It was, beyond all doubt, a case of Insect-inside. ences of “ Home ! home 1 sweet, sweet home I" But that differs from Inscct~i.cidc bv the full value of the letter “ii”! That ciiodution A moment thus, and thcn--â€"or ever I was awareâ€"he darted back to the old spot on of the ethical problem encouraged me to be my upper lip, a point south-west by south, ' silent, but it was a narrow (ascribe. {1:311 33943215353311}.did?“‘fé‘illilifihi “l ii“‘l“l‘?;;f. “‘9‘” 5‘11" ““‘ °‘ “ more cheerful voicc, “ There's no place like iii'lli‘llxi (3t (fll “fined Hunk “f “w “Mi- home m _ . t IlLSb o t to posuuortem, the coroner s - inquest and the funeral of a corpse which My feelings were touched, It delighted was known to be. bid away sonicwhcrc among me to observe so triumphant. a continuation my \‘itals ! Silence is golden I of Insect Phrenology. I was also conscious The moral to bc d 'aiwn from the whole of a thrill of sympathy with his love of subject is this: if you have any bumps that- such as will butt when they are rams, and But when the work he wflsdoing so avotds a loss on any male sheep that laid bare and lacerated the network of sen- provesa failure for mutton or wool. He sitory nerves which underlie the cpidcrmisI sells him, 111' that case, among dairy PI‘O' was touched in another way. Delight and ducts. flS a first-classbmter- sympathy were suddenly obscured by the Perhaps ‘11? day “'lu_c°me When I Shall intolerable pain of violated nerves. “'here- not be alone in the b€llef that: throughout upon I brushed my torinentor offa second the daleless Pel'iOds Of an inimitable Push time, and, it must be confessed, I did it- in a. home, are either very large or vcrv small don't. neglect them. . Take any means necessary to enlarge the under-sized organs. If nothing else will do get some one to assault and batter you on the defective place. If it be done with suffi- Cicnt energy the bump will rise. I knew it man whose head was flat where veneration ,, when the subject is a. hornet. . | . . . - The outmde Pocket I liaie seen were insects. In answer to the question, papa. “ \th. why," he stammcred, " of course this venerable science of Plirenology, un- honored and unsung, has been guiding mother Nature’s processes of evolution in the selection of the fittest to survive ! I The latest ad 'ance, and by far the great- est that Plirenology has made at any single stride, is to be seen in my own astoundin ' discovery that it applies to insects as wel as to beasts and men. Under the microscope you can read, from their cranial develop- ements, the characteristics of flies, gnats, bees, bigots ct cctera. A word of explanation on two points just here. First: As mostinsects are nearly or quite bald-headed their bumps can be appre- ciated by vision alone, without the aid of the fingers. It is well to know this Second : Subject to correction I think it is scientific to classify bigots as insects. All the bigots Judging by my own observation no sect is without them. This new branch of the scienceâ€"a branch whichI have ventured to call Insect Phrcn- ologyâ€"finds its best illustration in the dear familiar housefly. I select a single chart out of man y written after observations made through a microscope of two hundred diamâ€" eters. The extracts from the chart will be followed by a nar 'ation of some remarkable incidents in the career of the fly referred to. The whole will establish the claim of Insect Plirenology to recognition among the noble sisterhood of sciences. V . . _, 1 JW Some enterprismg minds will, doubtless, wish to verify and enlarge the discovery I have had the honor to make. For their guidance 1 will say, in passing, that the restlessness of the fly, while under examin- ation, perplexed me greatly, for a time. Imagine me just ready to estimate the re- lative prominence of a set of bumbs, prepara- tory to entering the result on the chart. At that moment, of all others, the fly would begin to scratch his ear ! or to smooth down a. wing with one of his legs ! or would move to a new place in the field of the microscope â€"â€"and present his posterior parts to the line of vision 1 Sometimes he would fly away and mix up with other flies, and persist in looking so much like them that I could not be sure of recapturing the subject of my unfinished study. At lastâ€"as if by in- spirationâ€"Ithouglit of some cocaine loz- enges I had. I laid one on the table. In a little time it was covered with flies, in- tent on packing their trunks with sweetened paralysis. I soon had all the quiet sub- jects I wanted, and was enabled to pursue my investigations at leisure. In quoting from the chart referred to above I shall confine myself to the organs which were remarkable either for their great size, or because they were abnormally small. I find that I marked that fly as follows:~viz., vcncration, l ; firmness, (i; cuinbfitiveilcss, 7 ; inliabitivcncss, 9. The lights! marking of this latter organ on any former chartâ€"â€"wlictlicr of man, beast or insect, was 7. The day after writing the chart I was lecturing to my cliss. Lct me say, in ex- planation, that I conduct a school of phrcuology. I turn out many bright young men who devote themselves to lecturing on the noble science for a silver collection at the door. They also write up charts of the human head for the small sum of one dollar eachâ€"when they cannot get two dollars. It was a muggy afternoon in September, one of those heavy hot times when all liv- ing things get into a state of scmi-hypnotism. As I labored on in thcdiscourse my sluggish blood was qiiickeued to a livelier pulse by the sight of a fly that aliahtcd on the manu- script. lkncw him, by its bumps, as my subject of the day before. That phenomen- al organ of inhabitivencss could not be mis- taken. Of course I could not have distin- guished him from other flies by the naked eye, I use a large round reading-glass with ahandletoit. “'hcn he marched into the field of the glass Ii‘ccogiiiztcd hiin instantly. As in many another sad case that fly was to become the victim of the master-propen- sities of his nature. Ihit in this instance there was compensation. He became his. toric in connection with the discovery and corroboration of a great science. I had reached a part of the lecture with which I was so familiar that I could look away from the manuscript. The fire of cltxpience was kindling towards a brilliant climax when the fly rose from the paper and settled on my upper lipâ€"at a point south- west bv south from my left nostril. He was no sooner settled than he began to ex 'avatc with a view to )utting tip a four-storey brown-stone residence. His action disturbed me not a little. It was impossible to break off the lecture to execute a deed of the building-lot he had selected. As a matter of fact the ground had not yet been surveyed by a competent engineer, and it had beenâ€"for a long time â€"a settled thing with me that I won d not For who allow any irregular squatting. endless could tell what litigation and somewhat peremptory and forceful manner. should have been. He was a carpenter. One Since the tragedy which followed I have day the boss found fault with some of the gone, many times and very carefully, over work he was doing. The ‘arpcntcr showed the whole matterâ€"sitting in judgment on his litter lack of vcncration bv swearing at- myself, as it were. Upon every such review his boss and making toward liiin with clench- I have been able to acquit, myself of all ed fistsand saying something about “ pun. blame. I was preoccupied at the time. To Ollin’ of ’is ’cd." In sclf~d5fcncc the boss have allowedliim to acquire asquatter’sright caught up a claw-hanuucr and gave him would have been an injustice to him, to my- One blow on the ri 'lit spot. It stunned self, and to generations unborn, To break ofl‘ the man but it was t to making of the bump. what I was doing and attend to surveying He was never known to be iricvercnt toward and conveyancing was impossible. Besides, that boss afterwards. he “'{15 t91't111‘llig me, 311“ (lime 0:19“? that I The exaggerated bumps cannot be treated was justified in brushing liiiii ofl, and that in the surgical way 1, WM,“ “01,10. If it being the second timeâ€"some. degree of some of you, beloved, were u, get, the rudeness in the manner of domg it was par- bump of selfcsmmn reduced to the “or. donallleg I hatter "lyself Flint "- fhscel‘mng mal size by am )utation, life would no public W111 take the same view of it. longer be worth living. The greater pait. This time the fly did not move away in of the brain mass Would he goncI! You will sorrow, but in apassion of anger. He dar- have to control» your master-organs from ted out on furious wing some five or six feet Within 01‘ get into trouble. and then dashed round and round, and zig- Begin at- once and pcrscvcrc in that way zag like chain lightning, as if posse sscd by of peace and good fortune. Vent-ration, l ; some raging demon, firmness, (i ; combativcncss, 7, make a bad, I had Often seen men and mules fly into a perilous continuation, when any other or- a passion and act in an alarming way, but 35‘“ “mks “3 1‘13“ 3‘3 9- . L“ “ Slllb'lc “‘l‘li' this was new and terrible. May I~nevcr t"”“110_mml’le sulll“0- 51W 11““ “Ver'Siled again see a fly fly into a passion and fly as I bump is benevolence. In that case you saw that fly fly 1 The terror with which he grow exigent, persistent, belligerent. You inspired me was in inverse ratio to his Size presume to lecture all mankind on the sub- He revealed more mali rnant wrath t0 the Icon 0f the "mull "il‘mes- Y0“ Set “P “5 Penny“.ei rht than 1 con ,1 havebenevcd pos- iiistriict‘or and leader of your seniors and sible had not seen it. I was ready to faint supel'mrs- \ 0" .“ulj Y‘mr-‘le “,l‘lxl’mt when the question arose, so naturally, in my 3.10"“ Refm‘“10}'-" \f’“ 1““"0 the “"l’l'cs: mind, “\Vlmt if my wife, who weighs three sxon on .obscrvmg minds that you have a. hundred pounds, should ever get up as much Patent “8“” ("1, Pretty “mm “n “"3 “'ls‘lf m wrath to the pemwweight as them is,“ that and goodness in the earth beneath, wiili fly, and become as much inadder ‘as she is Pl'e,‘c“‘P“0"S CISQ‘VIWW- “he” "‘IK‘I'I’L’UIIe heavier?” Shade of Socrates I Let me be dis- differ from your pct opinions and you don’t. Greet! get yourvway, you shake your fist in their \Vhen he had worked his excitement down faces- " 9“ l’mmnlmlc the 5“!”‘3J‘WHL’1‘B to the speaking point he poised himself in Very (lily “m1 “If”? “the” a“)? \ 0“ 1"”‘0 the ail. M about ten inches from mynose and I into their sensibilities as ruthlessly as that. began to describe me in a way of his own. It late lamented insect bored into my IlCl‘R 65.. would ueditfieult to crowd morcprofanity and Beware ! A longsuflc ring public will bear' vitupcration into the time, and all offensive- with your teasing for a season. But some ly personal to me. His eyes blazed like coals day you will find that public preoccupied of fire, being lighted up from within by an and, mayhap, impatient. ()n that day infernal malice. another tragedy in the insect-world will The brimsfoneelenient in liislauguage must he ,emwmd- \ f’“ ‘f'm 1’9 13‘“ Vial"!- Im suppressed in the interest of me young Don t count on historic fame as‘ a compcn. It seems necessary, howeverS inselfflcfcncc’ sation for being swallowtd alive. Sonic to give publicity to some 0f ,he blistering of the grandest things (Hill be done only renmrks to which I was compelled w “Sum. once. .Of all the apples that ever did, and In that hour I learned smuething 0f the ever \vill fall to the earth only one can claim possible meaning of “Fuhcfucients” and the proud distinction of having suggested l£c0111lter.irritants.fl And the “first of it Y to the lie-holding eye of sciciicethe existence was that, just the“, I did “0L need u fly_ of the Silent and invisible but almost omin- Mister. My Imam, “.nsgomp Besides, my potcnt force of attraction which holds to wife is a little uncertain and peculiar in her gather the I’llysmll C“"ll"_“" “f ill“ “'“rm temper_pcppery, so to Speakflnnd 1 “mm. 6 and of the universe. In like manner, but need anything in that line beyond “.hut Shc‘ one of all. the_ insects in. the world could supplieS_ i become historic in revealing to science the The winng fury began with a weak fact that the Laws of l'hrcnology apply all attempt mmvile ,"ynlwcst,.y1,y cunmgnwu i along the line of .‘flllliiulwl llllilllv- down to “so” of ,, gun’s: coupling we remark with the cphenici‘on fly whose, natuial lifetime is some very rugged and offensive epithets. ,h‘””'~‘f- . , I cared very little for this attack. All the I he”: ‘5 “('U‘ml-flch “"3"” l“ "“"““1- TM} Civilized and most Of the savage “m.” have 1, may exemplify the mischivvous effect upon heard the report “f the “mm” family My conduct of overgrown and iiiidcrgrowii name is (Jaimeâ€"spelled with two n’s aml an l"””l’3 WIN“ lllcy are neglected. You may 0. He then went on to miscall mc pcrsmt- “Xi‘FI’L‘liillc the Pul'll" “"‘l PH'NL “ 3”" anywmc. professor Gulliver (3,,me in“, ,do it Will not be as a celebrated and useful torrent of his words was SO vchcnwm and so I first subject whose cecentricities contributed wicked with unreportablc imprecations that, . t" the ‘11500VC’IV "1 3 firm“ lmlhv I’m “" i‘ at first’ I caught only such broken rcnmrks : fool who was ilmf to the voice of instruc- as theseâ€"â€"“You baldhcadcd old biimpsizer ll “0" “"‘l “'"lmlng- toothless, ten cent- rot-talkcr! hen-clawed ““LLIVH‘ “IN-"’3! me- Mlle“- old chart-scratcher I” ‘i At this point my accuser be‘aine more coherent and raged consecutively thus : u ' , . .. . .‘ . . , . 3 0;! ("ormmls Ere“? WWW}. 1“ (11.1% it ‘ Accustmncd as we are to regard Spain as Pom “no “3 from 1‘13 1“”"0- And E‘mmw one of the most reactionary countries of the “‘ ('rgm‘HI “NHL! her “‘5” yo“ “reâ€"“1””: 9, globe, a feeling of surprise will certainly be than ten thousand times biggcrthan I am ‘. , “1.3404 1,,- ,m. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,_.(.,,,,.,,1 mm nowlwre “1‘3; ‘10“ L you [like 5mm: 9”“ 0f "’9? Bl“: -. in l‘llii‘opc has labor legislation made more Don t fool yourself, you hairless o d lyrant , mind progress than in “It dmmnim' M King 3 (“flunk F0“ 0““ crush ""5 - “Q” L .‘"”b » Alfonso XIII. _\ot content with substituting now! But I have located my claim, and, i “"ivCrgal mfi‘mpu fur the coumarativcly “3’ Elle mg l’”"""”‘i=' lflllml’le I’L'L' I “"11 l’lul‘l ; restricted franchise which had been in form: “‘1 '1E "(31' 1m“ - 1 “le 5” hell’ "‘9 ('il'l’; until recently, the (iovcrmut-nt has drawn “3' - ' - i up and submitted to the National Legis- \\'itli that be male his third and fatal latnrc at Madrid a scrim-inf lat-.5 for the dash for homeâ€"a point on my upper lip, benefit ofthc working Clitfd‘t'h that are far in southwest. by south from my left nostril. advance of the labor legislation enacted else As you will readilv believe my breath was where in Europe. The sew-iv restrictions quite taken away. Alas for that insect! At with regard to the labor of worm-n and the very moment when he was making his v children, and the insurance of the workng last I‘liél'l‘ I was replenishing my empty _‘ classes, on the (Cerium: plan. against. acci- lungs. lhc air. was _pouring into the ‘ don-t, HL‘kllL‘FH and old age, constitute only a greedy vacuum like .\iagara, apd that - division of the measures in que-iiou, which dmpped‘ il)‘~-lllb‘ peart full) (pl ipalitic {urtlxicrpioynledf forithe} estal-flii-lnpent ofa zinc us miguc yet 1188ng Witi a H: mm 3 oga wor't ay 0 4:1" it fours. or t H: tinn- and profanity was caught an in a cyclone and sport free of charge by rail of boua tide labor- swept out of hiscoiirse into my open mouth 1 ing men in search of '.'ll;IllU:.'li,l:l.l, an l for On and on he was hurried past lips and teeth the orgzmi'lation in each town, '- illage and and tongue and tonsils and iiviilu, touching ‘ commune of a EIMHJial “junta” or muni ripal nowhere until he stuck fast in the cpiglot- board charged with the care of the interests tis 3 i. of the working classes, and with their pro- I could have coughed him up. and would, , tcction against tyranny or o ,presmion on the had not my imagination, with thespeed and part of the masters. 'l he bil , which is of a . . . . - l ‘ yividnees otf lightning, presergeddsome pro- 3 comprehensive nature, has been referred by iabilitics o the case which eci ed me to'the Cortes to a mrliwncntary commute.- fakc another course. Being compose! of ‘ presided ovcrby the former Forei In Minister \ery 'fraill textures 1the fly wpuldwmc up‘ senor Monty Irendergut, u no in one of dead . am so multip ied that his own mothch the most intimate friends and trusted would be unable to recognwe him 3 Therel‘lieutenanm of Premier Saganta. â€"-â€"-â€"â€"-â€"-â€"-â€"('â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" l i l i f l I l l l