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” SUMMER SMILES. A tough. Charity begins at home. but reform is; diflerent. 5 . The end of Mormonismâ€"~25» get as many wives as possible. l I \\ hen words tail to express, try some re' ; liable freight line. ' It is all right for some people to bel right, but the way some of them are right ; is horrid. ! It is not the man who grinds his teeth! over triilcs who has got the nuns: grit 111‘ him. I . . . I Love is as old as the first 'noment o: eter- l nity and as new as the last moment oti time. I . The chess player who pledges his watchl for funds to bet on a game with knows what i a night’s pawn is. “ ‘. 'as his address of any value ‘:" “ Yes, indeed," said Mrs. Sprig'ins. “My hus- band said it was very voluble." Teacherâ€"“Don’t be discouraged, chil- dren. if you were not perfect to-day. 'lne . - ~ as egg of (.oluinbus was not laid in one day. Studentâ€"“Professor, do they find any particular difficulty in computing the (lis- taucc of the dog star l"rufessorâ€"-“ 'ies ; ' Sirius diliiculties.” " I think I should like something in the way of a check," said the young man tox the tailor. “' So should I," said the tailor to l the young man. “ lint tell me, what was there so hard to bear in the penitentiary ‘t" lliScharged Prisonerâ€"9‘ The piano practice of the super- intendent‘s wife.” I ‘- Going camping out this year 2'" “ No ; j I camped outlast year." " Why don’t you camp out this year 1'" “I just told you. I camped out last year.” There has been a tide in the affairs 0 many a young lady which rolled by and left her on the shore, because she said “ No” when she meant “Yes.” “ (lood morning,” said the census man, “ is it hot enough for you “I” “ I refuse to answer your fool questions," said old Mr. Crusty, as he slammed the door. “ I do not believe Moxey has any genius for business whatever I” “ \Vhy?” “ Here he has failed seven times in as many years and he is actually a poor man yet.” Tommyâ€"“ Say, paw, what is a philoso- pher ‘3” Mr. Figgâ€"“A philosopher, Tommy, is a man who sits around and figures out how other men have so much more money than he has.” Simpsonâ€"“ \Vhat are you going about for rinning like a country poorhouse idiot? Ilavc you been taking laughin 1 gas '3” De Smithâ€"“No; but I’m promise( a position as a hotel clerk at a seaside resort, and I’m getting the bland smile well in hand.” Old Mammy lived in North Carolina, very near the line. When theboundary between that State and Virginia. was changed she was told that she lived in Virginia. “\Vell,” she auwcred, “ I am powerful glad. I al- ways heard that Virginity was a healthier State than North Uar’liua.” “See here,” said an angry house wife, “I thought you left me eight pounds of ice yesterday." The ice man said he had. “You can't fool me,” said the woman ; “I had it weighed and there was only five pounds." “Well,” was the crushing rejoinder, “don’t the tongs weigh anything '3” A woman wont recently into a book-sell- er‘s shop to purchase a. present for her hus- baud. cult-y, suggested a sci. of Shakespeare. The l A LOOK AT THE GERMAN EMPEROR. lsâ€"A King "by the (ll-ace or God." Curiouslyeuough it has been left to a Frenchman to give the most generally ap proved charaterization of Emperor \Villiam II. of Germany and his reign. In a recent copy of the Paris Figaro Earnest Lavisse, a celebrated feuillctonist. described - in a letter from llcrliu the young Emperor and his mode of action so keenly, so epigrain- most of the German dailies are now repro- ducing the article for the information of taeir readers. "\Villiam II. of all men," writes .\I L'u'lSSi‘. "has the greatest appre- ciation of his own happiness, the keenest faculty of finding a roscate atmosphere in which to breathe. Ofall rulers, he probably derives the most satisfaction from the mere 1 act of ruling. He does not conceal his de- I light in life and in being Emperor. He i shows it on land. at sea. and on his armored ships as he rides under the starry hea- . veins and loses himself in transcendental dreams. The delight which he frankly ex- presses, together with his youth, leud thisi Prince a ’ MOST FASCINATING CHARM. For many years Europe hasuot seen on any oneIof its great thrones a man of 30 years. The dignity of such a position was the ex- clusive property of mature men. In the per- son of \Villiani 11., might and youth comb- . inc in a charming paradox. It satisfies him not to be a ruler. He Wishes to rule as his forefathers ruled while they were creating Prussia bit by bit with their own royal hands. The minute he became persuaded that Bis- marck, too, desired torule, he dismissal this mighty man. His action, which appeared so extraordinary to others, was exceedingly simple in his eyes, and he executed it. simp- ly. His property was in the hands of anoth- er. He merely took it back. Every one was astounded because in the last speech rom the throne to the Reichstag he did not men- tion the retirement of the Chancellor with a single word. In his eyes, however, this re. . tiretnent was not. an event of worldwide im- _ I recklessness. these dangers come. The .inperor will not stand aside. than five thousand times stronger than are the occup ints of an ordinary darkened room of a town house, while strollers on the sea- shore in sunny weather enjoy the influence I of 18,000 times as much of the same health l giving agent. These facts are revealed bvl the action of the different degrees of light oh ’ photographic plates, a lens and plate of cer- l min speed taking a bright seaside view with ? an exposure of oneâ€"tenth of a second, an i open landscape away from the sea in one- = third of a second, a fairly lighted interior in two and one-half minutes, and a badly light- ed interiorâ€"such as many ladies prefer. es 1 pecially in summerâ€"in not less than thirty i 11111111105. .â€"._.___-â€"__ Read This. . Your cough can always be stopped by using 0310 bottle or Dr. Harvey's Southern Red Pine I or sale everywhere. Pricc 25c. “Gen.” Mercadier, the Southern trick swnnmer, recently swam two miles with his arms strapped to his sides and two two- pound dumb-bells in his hands. Probably no modern medicine has obtain- ed wider notoriety, within a given time, than, the really wonderful SLOCUM'S OX't GERIZED EMULSION of PURE COD LIVER OIL. To sufferers from lung troubles we say: take no other. As all druggists sell it, it is easily obtained. We notice in a little tale at hand the statement, “ He kissed her under the tulips." Bad shot. Right plumb on the lips rings the belle. All Men portance. It amounted, be thought, only to young, old, or middle-aged,”who find them- this :A Hohenzollern, who had become Em- selves nervous, weak and exhausted, who peror and King, had only chosen to adminis- ter his own office. are broken down from excess or overwork, resulting in many of the following symp- I saw Emperor \Villiam for the last time toms: Mental depression, premature old on Easter Sunday in 1889 in Berlin. made a curious impression on me. is a. very great, wholly modern, and rapidly growing city. spiritual matters it is very progressive. has a cool reason and a cold heart. ally it is radical or social democratic. quite irreligious. ‘ He age, loss of vitality, loss of memory, bad Berlin dreams, dimness of sight, palpitation of the heart, emissions, lack of energy, pain in the In material as well as in kidneys, headache, pimples on the face or It body, itching or peculiar sensationabout the Politic- scrotum. wasting of the organs, dizziness, It is specks before the eyes, twitching of the As I saw this emperor by muscles, eye lids and elsewhere, bashfulness, the grace of God ride through the street of deposits in the urine, loss of will power, THIS MODERN T0\\'.\', his shoulders erect, his head thrown back, the features of his face proud and immobile, patronizingly bowing to the shouting crowd on each side, I felt that I saw before me an anachronism,â€"to be sure a living and trium- phant anachronism, but none the less an anachronism. Emperor by the Grace of , , . , . . . I I _ (10d . Behe\ e me, this title isno empty name tensmn ev to \Villiam II. He believes it frankly sincerely. Prussia has a Constitution which wants the subject certain liberties, but the 'ing has from God a higher charter, which permits him to suspend or to encroach on the Constitution. In Koenigsberg \Villiam I. took his crown with his own hands ‘ from the table of the Lord.’ This unique table is not mentioned in the inventory of the parliamentary furniture of the Prussian State. “ Germany has political parties in the Par- liament. “'ith them the sovereign must es- tablish a modus vivendi. The tactics of MIC hO‘ICI‘ed "mum and "mmfesled I Prince Bismarck to this end have been con- the usual lll(l(:ClSl()il, whereupon the asstst- denmed ant in charge, to help her out of the dilii- I Others must be introduced. Itis, therefore, necessary to come to some under- standing with the Reichstag for the purpose would'b? El‘fi‘hnsmj me: “.115 Prfil’osflglho‘fi" of creatin r a parliamentary majority. Em- mer, w it lie ptomp iemar . I, e peror \Vil lain II. does not, however. con- read that when it first came out." Her liootless Conquest, The girl who-'0 style is masculine “‘ill sport. her brother's collars, His new cravats. his derby hats, And even be: his dollars. But. one thing there is on the list “'hich she will never chooseâ€" 'l‘his creature swcct. whato'cr her feet, Will stick to woman's shoes. ____.__â€".-â€"â€"â€"â€" Why Transatlantic Postage Should be Cheaper. I propose to convey a letter weighing half an ounce. from any place in the United Kingdom to any other place in the empire or in the United States for ld. There are. reasons, both practical and sentimental, for the inclusion of the United States, which were a century ago part of our colonial do- main, and the interests of which are still closely connected with ours. To take three facts: (II The United Kingdom does more business than any other country with the United States : (2) many millions of Ameri- cans are closuly related to lliitish subjects : (It) the British mails for Canada are landed at New York, so that it Would be absurd to charge ‘lld. on alettcr sent from London to New York, and only ld. if it were sent on to Canada. It will be observed that nothing whatever is done for the Dominion by the Chancellor of the Exchequcr‘s dc- cisiou to establish a ‘lfid. rate since the rate to Canada is already L’Id. Canada has now the strongest claim of all the colonies to the ld. rutc. seen. the Post Ollice has made a fool- ish bargain with the French and Italian Governments for the conveyance of le ters to India and the East and Australasia from Calais to liriudisi for ld. each, and while‘ this bargain subsists, a penny po.<t by that route could not yield a protit. There being in the case of I'auada nothing but water bc- twccu us and the American coast, the Post ooilicc has no opportunity of Committing us, ‘» and there is literally and abmlutcly no re \- Son why a profitable penny post should not be cstublishc. {<‘~lll~l‘.‘l‘u'\\' to defend tiu- jugglvaln-ti: su': sidicsauy longer.) A high p istaxc rate. as already said. checks 'tradc. Those who are convetsunt wiih nuuuiercialatlaira or any magnitude are aware of the supreme importance of the operations directed to the obtaining of H!“ ders -A‘\‘.\t\\'.\55Illp', sample showing. and privedist distributing operations. CLIIlIllIIlll- cations with agents in touch withthc dc~ sired market. and so on. In these days of km‘tt competition and lavish .i-.l\'criisciilcnt. i: is obvious that these preliminary opera. tions involve the fate of the business. and, actuardingly, every lfi'...l‘-JS$ man of v:\‘ pericncc will .i-lup: all pissible means to facilitate thum.â€"â€"{.l. H. Heston, M. l’., in the .Viriehrldk Century. As we have? liritish Xurth‘ America, »ful‘ surclv nobody will attempt to l sider himself obliged to have such a majority in order that he may rule as he wishes. He rules because it is his office to rule, and in his opinion, his right. He appears to have no regard and little eyesight for party divi- sions. He hasâ€"unprecedented performance â€"invitedClericals, Radical and Soeial Demo- crat-s to eat at his table. He has no idea of the regular lawful tactics of an organized opposition. “'hcn lie devotes himself to the thought of a political opponent, it is only for the purpose of seeing it snasiii-zn ox 'riii: sror. He, therefore, and he alone, will ever hear the brunt of the battle. It. is his province to settle all questions of the day, to look at the causes and the remedies. All questions, however, cannot be solved in Germany after his fashion. The reasons for existing insti- tutions there lie much deeper than in most I other countries. \Vith us the labor question is every man's business. The Government and the citizen occupy themselves alike with its solution. They all know that they will not come to their goal in a day, but that to- gether they will help their country towards better things. The Emperor of Germany, however, has made the labor question his own exclusive property. He wishes to an- swer it for Germany and for the world at large. has a few modern attributes. The questions that interest. him are questions (if the times. llut he will never answer them in the spirit of modern civilization. A man can apparent- , ly live as the. rest of us mortals live, ride on the railways and on the. steamships. know the statistics of the working people. discuss l lcarnedly concerning the present price of anthracite coal, and yet bcthe contempor- { ary of a century that is past. “\\'illiain II. speaks of the triple alliance pl'vlitcly. bitt’not cuthusiustically. Perhaps, he finds it ‘a back ninnber.' To compel jAustria to enter a combiinition with her i conqueror and then to honor Italy with an invitation to join the two great middle European powers, were easy bitslnf diplo- macy. too easy in fact. lint to early on cv-iwiiial politics in the same region with England. to visit the (,‘iiceu of England and ’thc (Czar of Russia. to review the English navy in the uniform of an English Admiral and the Russian army in the uniform of a Russian other-r. in strive at once for friend- ship of the whale and the white bear. as Prince lliszuti'ck said. that is illlv, that is inspiring. that is inqiossiblc, that is the goal of \\'illiam ll. " The future of \Villiaru II, is no clearer ‘today than it was two wars ago. The I young l-hnpcror has Itlllllt‘.llln‘(l€lblll in his- tory not with brilliant deeds, but with brilliant purinics. He attracts public atten- tion to a wonderful degree. He is the favorite of public opinion. He deserves these lionc'irsonaccount ofthe philanthropyof his dreams and on account of his dcterinina. and Those who through abuse committed in Undoubtedly. Emperor “'illiam II. . tenderness of the scalp and spine, weak and flabby muscles, desire to sleep, failure to be rested by sleep, constipation, dullness of hearing, loss of voice, desire for solitude, excitability of temper, sunken eyes surround- ed with LEADEN cmcw, oily looking skin, etc., are all symptoms of nervous debility that lead to insanity and death unless cured. The spring or vital force having lost its ery function wanes in consequence. ignorance may be permanently cured. Send you, address for book on all diseases peculiar to man. Address M. V. LUBON, 50 Front St. E., Toronto, Out. Books Sent free sealed. 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