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“Jag”.-. ,, . . _ g i l '2 i - *v- -â€"â€"->.â€"§. .a ,. up... For Saleâ€"A. Bargain. Tue Anzona Kzoker. Lot No. 6 north of Bond street and west of Coltorne street, in the Village of Fenc- lon Faiis. with'bnildings, engine and boiler -â€"formerly used as a carding mill. Apply at once to ‘ .PT Is A FOOLISU MAX “110 TACKLE a \VESTERX LDITOB. \l'.t.\‘T£D.â€"The Kicker wants to en .,n~_-t :1 spirited and enterprising young 11.: oi.” is not afraid of work and is :::'.,:'3tlnus to build himself up, as a col- n-cn r. We have about $000 standing ."..=,, and will furnish a mule and two revolvers as an outfit free of expense. ‘l‘l e colitctor will be allowed to retain hail of his collections. We regard this as a splendid opening for some ambitious eastern man who wants to work up in journalism. He will no doubt be shot at fil'ty times for every hundred dollars he collects, but if he’s got. the right. sort of sand he'll pull through and come out on top of the heap. After we’ve given him a dozen lessons on getting the drop, and he’s had a couple of days’ acquaintance with our mule, We’ll back him to tackle any one of our non-paying subscribers out- side ofa rifle pit. In case of death we guarantee a fair to medium funeral. Ap; ly at once. AT 1T AGAIN.â€"AS is well known to the readers of the Kicker, we have a private graveyard with ten graves in it» The ten graves represent ten difl'cren men who were mistaken in sizing us up ' for an editor without backbone. We did the fair thing in each and every caseâ€" v sendingfor the coronerâ€"buying a coffin â€"turning out the boys in procession, nude.) on. The average cost has been {427 per Mineral, and that’s rich for this locality. Our contemporary, who has never shot a man, has been insanely jealous of our “plant” out on the sand-lots, and on two occasions before last night has been caught in the act of trying to steal some of the head-boards to start a graveyard of his own. At 10 o’clock last night we received word that he was out there again. We mounted our mule and rode out. He had just commenced operations. He had his old mule hitch- ed to the fence, and took the alarm and mounted before we got up. We. ran him seven miles, but his mule was the fast- est and he got away. We want to be neighborly as an edit- or. but we also want this old lop-shoul- dered, bow-legged hyena to thoroughly understand that he has at last made us tired, and that any further fooling a- round on his part will leave his milk- and-water old sheet without a head. IT WAS A FAILUREâ€"We got a sly hint several days ago that- thc post-mus- ter of this town, whom we have had to shoot in three different places within a year, in order to expedite the mail ser- vice and prevent him 'from walking on us, had sent over to Tubac to get a man to do us up. The routine of getting out one of the biggest and brightest weekly papers in America (subscriptions paya- ble in advance) went on just the same, however, and we didn’t do any private and confidential worrying. All the forenoon yesterday we heard some one hollering around the streets for gore. and upon enquiry learned that it; was the man from Tubac. He was reported as beina a real old-fashioned terror from the Grizzly Mountain, with his too-nails died red and his eyes shin. ing like two camp fires, and that he was also looking for us. We were never more calm or serene. We sent out to our grave-digger to excavate another hole, and wrote a note to Steve Wil- liams, the undertaker, to varnish up a whitewood 2 x 6 and get the trimmings on it. It was about 4 o’clock in the after- noon when we finished our editorial la- bors for that day and started out for a saunter. Just as we turned into Sioux place the man from 'l‘ubao jumped out on us from a doorway and started in to secure our right car as a relic. We sat up with him most of last night. One of the bullets has been extracted, but the other couldn’t be reached with athree- foot stick. Unless inflammation sets in he will very likely pull through. If he does, he assures us he will he a changed man. Ho wouldn’t exactly say that the post-master gave him 850 to come over and humble our proud editorial spirit, but he said enough to satisfy us that we must run over tO-morrow and have an- other pop at Mr. Wanamaker's mun. lie is getting too coltish again. ‘ The St. Lawrence was lower on Sat- urday than has ever been recorded be- fore. The headless body of n murdered man was found is a cellar in Paris on Thursday. Cold weather prevails throughout Germany and the ground is covered with snow. A postman has been found frozen to death. An exclusive diet of dog's flesh is the G. ll. HOPKINS, Barrister, 5l-t. f. Lindsay â€"THE- ROYAL OANA DIAN INSURANCE COILPANY. vs. THE LONDON MUTUAL, FOR FARMERS. The Royal Canadian offers the following advantages over the London Mutual: l. Ifa building worth 51200 is insured for say 31000, the Royal Canadian is oblig- ed to pay $1000, ifn. loss occurs. In such a case the London Mutual is obliged to pay only two thirds of the cash value, or $800. 2. Ifn horse worth $90 is killed in the fields by lightning, the Roan Canadian is obliged to pay $90. The London Mutual pays only $60. 3. For a cow worth $30 killed by light- ning the Royal Canadian pays $30. The London Mutual pays only $20. For other animals the Royal Canadian pays the full value. The London Mutual pays not more than 85, no matter how valuable the animal may be. 4. In the Royal Canadian animals are insured against lightning while at pasture anywhere. In the London Mutual they are insured while posturing on the premises of the insured only. 5. When articles are insured specifically such as musical instruments, the Royal Canadian is obliged to pay the full amount insured up to the cash value of the article. The London Mutual pays only two-third of the cash value, no matter what the in- surance may be. 8. When “ ordinary contents ” of out buildings are insured by the Royal Canadian ALL implements are included. In the Lon- don Mutual only one reapcr and one mower are included, no matter how good others may be. 7. When the outbuildings are not joined to each other the Royal Canadian insures under one sum the “ordinary contents ” of all building not out ofl‘bya distance great- er than 40 ft., the same as if the contents were all under one roof. The London Mu- tual requires a Separate sum on the con- tents of each building, if the distance is more than 12 ft. This is a very important difference in many cases. 8. In the Royal Canadian it is a. part of the contract that standard STEAM THRESIIERS may be used without a special permit and without any restriction as to the distance from stacks or buildings, caretakers, pails of water, kind of fuel or direction of the wind. Many of the policy holders in the London Mutual were obliged to run their own risk while threshing last season, be- cause it was found to be impossible to com- ply with the conditions of their permit. When a farmer pays for insurance he should secure a policy which will hold him safe when it is most required. 9. The Royal Canadian is obliged to-pay its losses within sixty days and usually takes much less. The London Mutual need not pay for ninety days, and since it has become so hard up as to be obliged to bor- row money largely, it usually takes about the full time allowed. 10. The Royal Canadian policy is subject to the statutory conditions only. It has none of the numerous variations against. the policy-holdnr printed in red ink on the back of the London Mutua‘l policy. 1]. As to security, the inspector of insu- rance reports that the Royal Canadian has $202,758, the amount he estimates to be necessary to enable the company to carry out all its engagements with its policy holders. Besides this he reports that it has to the good the $400,000 capital paid. in cash by the shareholders, and a net surplus $117,607 making in all a total cash surplus of $517,607 to protect its policy-holders against. unexpected contingencies. In ad- dition to those cnsh items it has n subscrib- ed capital of Sl00,000 not called up. Re- garding the security of the London Mutual the inspector reports that. the amount of unearned premium it should have on hand is $290,309. To make up this amount in cash a second call would have to be made on the premium nolcs for a large amount. leaving a surplus of only $74,218, even if there were no bad debts, and this surplus is made up wholly of the unpaid balance of premium notes already heavily assessed. The company reports the losses adjusted but unpaid at the close of the your at $6,- 387, but. the Inspector of Insurance finds that the liability for unpaid losses at the end of the year was $20,286. The cash on hand to pay these losses only amounted to $13,911. In view of the foregoing facts farmers will have no difficulty in deciding as to the company in which they should be insured. For insurance apply to S. CORNEIL. Agent, Lindsay. The “ Fenclon Falls Gazette” is printed every Saturday at the office, on the corner of May a Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION 31 A YEAR IN ADVANCE, or one cent per week will be added as long as it remains unpaid. Advertising Rates. Professional or business cards, 50 cents perlinc per anuum. Casual advertisements, v ~ 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and '1 latest alleged cure for consumption. At “mg p” “M for "er, iubleqmn, ,m". Shelbywuet Jud-v 9' 3"“"18 lady '5 “"03 tion. Contracts by the year, half your or on the flesh of a in: Newfoundland pup. quarter-.101- a column or lcu, upon reason- An ofliciul report of the earthquake “’10 “"1". in Japan to the Japanese minister at PRINTING. ‘vuhm’non' Rite? we number killed «fl-12:?nry kind! executed neatly not as 6.500; and Injured, 9,000; houses and, ‘2} “a...” "t... ' :otally dwmycd, 7,500, and badly dam- J. D. HARD. “ed, 12,000. IMP-“r. designs and patterns. bargains. as I am selling cheaper than any dealer in the County. DOORS, SASH, MOULDINGS ETC. KEPT IN STOCK AII‘D MADE TO ORDER. UNDERTAKING ATTENDED TO IN ALL ITS BRAIN” ES. We e @ w m9 FRA/l’G/S STREET WEST, FE/‘VElO/l/ FALLS. A. Wellâ€"Filling Salt of Clothes imbucs a man with confidence, and preposses others in his favorâ€"which is important. When rich, a man may indulge his ceceutricities, and appear in the shnhbiest attire without losing ‘~ caste.” but not so the yo world: it's ruinous to his chances to wear ill-titling chothcs. ooowmmwmrvcm 0211* lbs Fall Goals line Just Arrival, and comprise a beautiful selection of French and English Snitings and Over-Coatings. Scotch Irish and Gaussian Twecds. etc, which have been purchased most advantageously, enabling us to make the prices con- ' sidexably lower than usual. GENTLE MEN, and select the material for your Fall and new. Every article guaranteed a good titâ€"well made and well trimmed, and the P1? ICICS A \‘VTXE” ‘1 ENLARGED .1110... I6 PAGES m. MQKEQWN Empyrean-ems: Is Selling His Entire Stock of FURNITURE at and W Bellow Wrisolesale Goal: of ntanufactnre. in ordér to nlake room for ncxv Opposite McLennan’s Hardware Store, Lindsay. I THE WEEKLY GLOBE oils" Fi'OR 1892 AND BALANCE OF 1891 to o. my, agent watch which you can cumin. (($11 do not It undoth iifi‘itirar Kim an:th ,il'til‘. Express SPE lAl. OUT Pg“ g 55.353111! on‘ll'd‘m 33:01: 1' renown timepiece noun: a "I. Y on seldon it grew bo- {:11}. o mun . gill: a O vagrant: mng of plates 0 com over com . ttou metal. It has solid human) and crown. hunting momentum un- gravod audio M Call early and ascent-e ALL WGRK \VARRAIIITED. wk rlohl jowellgd. with regu ated an we wart-an it unaccuth timo- kooper. it is suitable for either a lady or gentleman. A uarantoo is sent: with each watch. Addresa O.W. Watehmnkers. chrboroug . iii” a co" andaali of rtho sizootvtiitrnngompi',and we will send you postpald. this (Slogans - x. ELDORADO DIAMOND .-~; . SOLID GOLD FILLED RIM ' 3 These glass are now .; worn y adios l gentlemen in the - society, and have the some appearance as I. ringoos ngmw. W guarantee a foot and sat! Address Etc. W. Wyatt Mo. Jewellers Pcterborougb. Ont. ung max. who is just making his way in the COME EARLY Winter Suit and Overcoat while the Stock is t . Apamphlet of information and ab- stract of the laws,ubowing How to Obtain Patents. Caveats, Trude ‘ I; Marks. Copyrights. rent free. ‘ ., Add". MUN“ a. 00. ,. .~ ‘ 361 Broadway. ' '-_;; , New York. x )OVVN It‘OR CASII. ONLY :For Sale or to Rent. The cast half of Lot 27, Con. l,Verul.-m. Apply to Rev. Wm. Logan, Fenelon Falls. â€"â€"â€"__â€"â€"_________.. hills. _â€"â€"â€"â€"- OLLAR .., '51::an I ’ THE MOST LIBERAL crrsa shamans. Fastcolorea 3mg. NO FAKESI NO CHEAP BOOKS! NO JACK-KNIVES! SCISSORS OR CATCH-PENNY OFFERS! BUT A CLEAN, WHOLESOME FAMILY NEWSPAPER UPON ITS MERITS. hams for 100. Fast Colored Mus- Commencing with the issue of 7th October THE VVEEKLV lins for 10c. GLOBE will contain sixteen pages instead of twelve pages as heretofore, making it the largest and best family newspaper in, Canada. Every effort: will be devoted to making it BRIGHT, Fast Colored Prints READABLE, ACCURATE and INTERESTING in all its departments. Special pains will be taken with its Agricultural Pages, and MORE SPACE WILL BE DEVOTED TO SELECT READING FOR THE FAMILY. SUBSCRIBERS WHOSE ORDERS ans RECEIVED PREVIOUS TO 315tDECEMBER, 1891, WILL HAVE THE PAPER SENT THEM UNTIL CLOSE OF 1892 FOR THE ONE YEAR’S SUBSCRIPTION. 15 months of a 16-page for $1 to TH every one who subscribes now. AGENTS WANTED IN ALL UNREPRESENTED DISTRICTS, T H E GLO BE, TORONTO. For terms, address DON9T be led away by every/[9241’] of wind that blows. STILL ALIVE and able to compete in my own line Of business and thank my numerous patrons for their kind support for the last ten years. I have withstood op- position five times in the last ten years in Fenelon Falls, and will still be able to give satis- faction, as in the past, after having had thirty years’ ex- perience. .T. $LATER, Watchmaker & Jeweller, Just Opposite new Post office, It ENEL 0N FALLS. 2 Doors South of Mechanics' institute. “- Subscribe for the Gailâ€"only on donor a your in adv-004 for 10 cents. W The freshest Goods in the village at Wm. Campbell’s. Illlll MEN, ‘5 WALL PAPERS. Sggggggm or Enamsfii‘fii... I... assume, saunas, AMERICAN MARKETS. VALIfiEfi. All the Latest Designs in Hall, Dining Room, Drawing Room and Bedroom Papers. Ceiling Papers, Everything belong;an to the PRICES a STYLES T0 sun CUSTOMERS. 33“""1' 8"" "mm 7”“ constantly kept in stock. Corners and Decorations. Call and see my 5c. per roll Paper. ‘ “ 60. “ z: ;: 53; 2 :: REPAIRING : 1 1: : Done on the Shortest Notice. mud all the way to 600. per Roll. I have on hand the largeet stock of Wall Paper ever brought into Lindsay. REHEMBER THE PLACE: Kent-st, Llniiay, Ont. FOR. SALE. w” Brick Iâ€"Iouso and lot dlcr‘a Hill, owned by the late Danie cly, and recently occupied by Mr Alex. McArlbur, WW1]! Be Sold Chomp. Apply to Kent Street. LINDSAY. -â€"â€"- w. 2. nuts, rmm we, G. A. METHERELL. or to J. SCULLY,LII¢B]. Jun” 16th.. 1890. ' win»-- a..- wao‘mm‘w“ gas. “mFllw-Wm W», n. e. -4. . .... .-.. «<- A a-â€"»~