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m...aâ€" -.~o .. L..- r... u .. n4» . - ‘ $7,. I,“ , yw‘ L‘s" UAO persons? " asked the teacher. ReManWhoKnowsItAll. "is bears within his massive girth The meat and essence of all worth. The stars round him revolve; the sky Rests on his mighty shoulders high. And so he walks, erect and grand, The solar system in his hand ; And, matched with him, the sun looks small, The mighty man who knows it all. MILLINEIIY MILLINERY WALL PAPER WALL PAPER A t t/ze Lowest Prices. WINDOW PAPER FANCY GOODS Then let the sun go out at noon, And throw a towel o’er the moon; And let the stars, remote and high, Drop, like loose buttons, from the sky, And send to Night's Plutonian shores Your selectmen and sophomores ; But spare him for the good of all, The mighty man who knows it all! Ah! when he dies will wisdom die, The sun of knowledge leave our sky, And we’ll be left in dark and doubt, Like Moses when the light went out. Oh i leave us not in darkness blind, Thou luminary of mankind, FOB FANCY WORK Through dark, blind ways to grape and mu. TOYS 0h, wondrous man who knows it all! III GREAT VARIETY STAMPING DONE Eggs 7' (1.667: in Exclmnge. MRS. i-TEELEV. Give to the vulture and the shark Your statesmen and your men of mark; Give to the beasts who know no pity, The members of your school committee ; Let bear and lion do their work Upon your learned city clerk ; Spare not the mighty and obese And portly justice of the peace ; But save, oh save, we humbly call, The wondrous man who knows it all 1 With him all truth, all lore begins ; Omniscience and this man are twins. All wisdom’s water-mains outspread , From the main cistern of his head; And, should this mighty cistern burst, Then all the schools would die of thirst. So spare, kind fate, we humbly call, This wondrous man who knows it all. MONEY TO LOAN. I have recently had a considerable, though limited, sum of money placed with me for loaning on farms at 9. Five and a-halfper cent. ' Parties wishing to borrow on these terms They Tack Him for 8' Jay. should not. delay to make application. Large amounts of funds, at slightly higher rates, according to security. In most cases solicitor work is done at my office, insuring speed and moderate expenses. Allan S. Macdonell. Barrister &c., Lindsay, LINDSAY Marbchorks. so R. CHKi‘aBERs as is prepared to furnish the people of Lind- say and surrounding country with MONUMENTS AND HEADSTONES, both Marble and Granite. â€". Estimates promptly given on all kinds of cemetery work. Marble Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. WORKSâ€"In rear 0 the market on Cam- bridge street, opposite Matthews’ parking house. Being a practical workman all should see his designs and compare prices before purchasing elsewhere . BOBT. CHAMBERS. North of the Town Hall “ Well ? ” queried Sergeant Bendall yesterday as Carl Dunder entered the Woodbridge Street Station for the first time in three weeks. “ I vbas gone to Chicago and back,” replied the visitor, with pride in his tones. ” Is that possible ? Did you take a guardian along ? ” “Sergeant, vhas I some greenhorns ?” “ The biggest one I ever saw.” “ Vhell, maype dot vhas so.r Maype I vhas green like some grass, and maype I know how to come in when it rains. thn I go so far as Niles an oldt mans comes in der car and says vhas I Carl Dunder, here vhas a big telegram from your wife. Don't be oxcited. Maypo your house vhas on fire, and may pc she likes you to do some errand in Chicago. Keep cool uod be prepared. Dersharge it vhns twelve shillings.” “ I'll bet it was a bogus dispatch ! ” “ Vhell ? ” “ And you got caught.” “ Vhell, I take along some bogus sil- ver dot Shake takes in from der poys, und I gif him the bad half-dollars. He vhas in a great hurry to go, but I Ste him pooty soon again. He comes by der car window und runs his tongue oudt at mo and says he can lick me in David Chambers, General Blacksmith, Francis-sh, Fenelon Falls I Blacksmithingiu allitsdifi‘erenthranches ,dunc on short notice and at the lowest living prices. Particular attention paid to I horse-shoeing. Give me a calland I will guarantee satisfaction. 45-ly. two minutes. Dot dispatch vhas all blank paper. Maype I vhas so soft as “ You did well. Anything else ? " l ‘ ' ;; ‘ . _ . " Vbcn I goes into Chicago I meet a 7 " ’ ' '- .. cAVEATSJRADEMARKs. He knows me. Vhas 1 Carl Dunder? ‘ COPYRIGHTS- I vhas. Dot vhas wood He like to r ' t a . lii°tiiiuE’Eh’.f3uo‘€asgifiai§§éfi°§r§’iw lottery." tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In. ” That.s the old bunko game and formation concerning Patents and howto ob- ’ ice] and sclentltlc books sent me. H VI 1 .f I 6 Patents taken through Mann & 00. receive . ‘e l» 1 I draws some money I us are brought widely beforothe pubiicwith- .hkes m get hlm‘ don’t I p" out coat to the inventor. This splendid aper. largest circu atlnn or an scientific war in the _ H world. 33 a ear. 8am e co iessenti’ree. " Uud I haf to go along ? co ea, can“ Ev number“) m, b “ (,lt-rtaiuly." tiiiii plates. in Dolorde hotogrh1 hsuiir iiia‘i; latest deal a and secure contracts. Address 1 lo :ks pcfore we meet a policcmnns, und MUNN 00" N“, You" 861 Bno‘mw‘y' I grab dot. party, lay him on his back. l‘er oilicer takes him avhay und makes .t hot for him. Vhas I some cabbage- ” I guess not! Anything else ?" " thll, vhen I vhas comingr home, somepody picks my pocket." "' I thought it would end that. way. “ Lose? I doii't lose nothing. I take tudt all my money und write on a shlip pooty soon and says if he lives two i thousand years he vhill knock me oudt. i . :hd Ivhas so green the cows bite at, 2: e, but maype I pace to Chicago and 2 1 rec Pins. , , Johnny had been studying: his spelling arly of words with prefixes from the LINDSAY- ! reek. He had defined monologue as a "H. salt". EVERYTHING BELONGING TO THE ” Now. what is a conversation between SADDLERY AND HARNESS TRADE pumpkins, eh, Sergeant ? " nice gentleman, but I don’t know him. CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT? For a tell me dot I draw ' ‘ a prize “1 some experience inthe patent: business. Communica- . min them sent tree. Also a catalogue of mechan- you hit, of course ? " iai notice lathe Scientific American, and " lesuedwceki .eiegantlyliiuatrated,hash orthe “ Of course. Buildi‘ng Ed tion mon hiy, .603 year. Single . . n “Vile”. we don t go more ash two ommthplnnmeuabilns ullders showthe rind gif him avhay for some bunko I cad ‘? " and shust before we vhns in Detroit, How much did run lose ?" t f paper, ‘ How vlius shestnuts ? " and 1 Cu man who not him comes around i l vhus only an old Dutchman, Sergeant. V ALISES-u- lack und don't get lost, eh ! "â€"Dctmit l easons and leal'ninn definitions. articu- l â€" a P ST.,~--- .-- liloquy, or " one man talking to him- i CONSTANTLY KEPT IN STOCK. l “ A dialogue." “ And between more than two per. ififinmllywog,” answered Johnny,‘ R E P A I R I N G p «aptly. I053 OX SHORTEST NOTICE. GO TO LINDSAY WHEN YOU CAN DO BETTER BY DEALING AT HOME I TOP BUGGY GUARANTEED BEST GRADE THROUGHOUT, WITH THE LATEST IMPROVEMENTS, FOR THE LOW PRICE OF $7.00. NEXT DOOR TO KNUX’S BLACK- ‘WHY . IA)! . . OFFERING A FIRST-CLASS ITS DURABILITY TURNS INFERIOR MAKES “ ABOUT FACE ” TO THE REAR. INSPECTION INVITED. SMITH SHOP, S. S. GAINER. KERR & do. NEW OASII STORE, OPPOSITE BENSON HOUSE. LINDSAY. New Fall and Winter Jackets, _ New Dress Goods, New Underwear for Ladies and Children, New Trimming Bra-ids, New Corsets and Gloves, New Frillings and Ties, New Handkerchiefs, New Flannels and Flannelettcs, New Towellings, Cottons and Shirtings, Gentlemen’s Furnishings Complete. We cordiallyinvite you to call and examine our new Fall Stock. One price to , everybody. . 33 KENT-SI, LINDSAY. Opposite the Benson House. ~ K E R R & C 0 n. SPRINO EOOOS. Pet. Half. 19. 1889. mwucmamm THE HATHAWAY PATENT FENCE WIRE. Most Attractive in Design, and will stand a Test Breakage of 2,500 lbs. SHOVELS, PICKS, FORKS, FULL srooK BUILDING HARDWARE, PAINTS, oILs, AND WHITE LEAD, A FULL ASSOBTMENT 0F TIHWARE, ALL OF WHICH WILL BE 301.1) AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES FOR 0.4311. BABY cannmnns $5.00 AND or. To the Patrons: LandEENrâ€"EOTOO and. $7.00 Per Ton IN CAR LOTS- J05. HEARD. NO'PICE. BACISAGAIN. HENRY PEARCE To the residents of Fenelon Falls. Take notice that any person or persons removing from any village or district in- fected with diphtheria to Fenelon Falls will be quarantined for a period of 14 days or longer,'a the discretion of the Board of Health. The citizens of Fenelon Falls who The Shoe do not wish to be so inconvenienced will respectfully informs his numerous old cus- tomers and the public generally that he has returned to Fenelon Falls and resumed , overn themselves accordingly. in the store lately occupied by Mr. S. Nev: g By order of the Board of Health. son on the east side of Cplborne street,and A. WILSON, M. D.’ hopes by turning out Medical Health flficer GOOD WORK AT LOW PRICES Fenelon Falls, Feb'y 22nd, 1893. to obtain a fair share of patronage. [8‘ Drop in, leave your measure and be convinced that he Can do as well for you as any boot or shoemaker in the county. All kinds of REPAIRS EXECUTED with ueatness and despatcb. l-t. f. The“ Fenelon Falls Gazette” is printed every Friday at the office, on the corner of May and Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION 81 A YEAR IN ADVANCE, or one cent per week will be added as long as itremuins unpaid. Advertising Rates. Professional or business cards, 50 cents per line perennum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subsequent inser- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or less, upon reasonable terms. JOB PRIZN'TING- of all ordinary kinds executed neatly, cor. rectly and at moderate prices. 1 so. am), J. Neelands, Dentist. Beautiful sets of Artificial Teeth inserted for $0,512 and 514. according to quality of teeth and kind of plate. Imitation gold filling inserted in artificial teeth free of charge. Gas (vitalized air) and local anaes- thetics used with great success for painless extraction. Visits the McArihur House, Fenelon Falls, the third Tuesday of every! month. Call in the furenoon, if possible. Ofiice in Lindsay nearly opposite the bit!!!)- .on House. A New Breed of Practi‘i. ~“Dorris. The new birds are called (.‘ampines, and there are two varieties, the Silver and the Golden. They are natives of Belgium, and they are egg producers rst, last and all the time, so we. are old. The Agricultural Department at Vushingtou has been gathering inform~ ation from some of its consuls abroad concerning the native breeds of fools in some ot the countries of Europe that are unknown on this side of the water. The American consul at Ghent, Rol- gium, furnishes an interestiu! inussot‘ information concerning the Cautpiuiw, from which it appears that they die “ hustlers " ofa very high order. From his description of the energetic and per- sistent manner in which these (owls urub their own living out of a sterile soil, and the use to which they turn their living in the matter of egg production, our Leghorns will have to get. up very early in the morning indeed if they are to maintain their present high post of honor as “ egg umchines." lie eats that Campine hens often lay 300 eggs a year and that the average is fully 2.30 a year, a prolifieacy which, if no mien}, take has been made, is sufficient to‘ ‘ make the breed instantly popular. From the tenor of his report it would appear that these fowls are accustomed for t' 8 most part. to shift for themselves in Byl- gium, that they are very scantily supâ€" plied with iood, and that, notwithstando iog this neglect both as regards care and food, they nevertheless persist in laying eggs right along! If they bring this characteristic with them from Bel~ gium, they will certainly prove an acquisition to our practical poultry in» tereats. In size the Cnmpines appear to be similar to our Leghorns, the cooks varying, according to this consular re- port, from 411; to 5?; lbs.. and the hens from 335 to 4% lbs. In color, the birds appear to resemble our Silver-Pencih-d Hamburgs, so far at least as the hen is concernedâ€"the comb being both single and rose, howeverâ€"but with n plumage that is white in the neck and barred or pencilled elsewhere. o -vmâ€"w up, ’ Grandiloquent Titles. Oriental titles during the Middle Ages were Sometimes very grandilo- quent. The King of Arrachan was . known as “Emperor of Arrachan. pose sessor of the white elephuntjowner of the two earrings, legitimate heir of Pegu and Arahnma, lord of the twelve prov- inces of Bengal. master of the twelve kings, who place their heads under his feet." The King of Achceu formerly styled himself “Sovereign of the universv, whose body is as luminous as the sun ; whom God created to be as accomplished as the moon at her 'plenitude; whore eye glitters like the northern star; a king as spiritual as a ball is round; he ~,_ who. when he rises,shades all his people ” (t The sovereign ofa little Greek island during the Middle Ages styled himself “ The protector of religion, whose fame is infinite; who exceeds the sun and moon, the unexpanded buds, the stars, the jeWels.” The King of Ava called himself“ The king of kings, whom all others should obey; the cause of the preservation of all animals, the regulator of the seasons; the master of the ebb and flow of the sea; brother of the sun; king of the four-and-twenty umbrellas." *0- Wagon vs. Railroad. Under existing conditions. we are confronted with the spectacle of a farmer paying for more for hauling his grain to the railroad station, one to five miles or more distant, than the railroad com. pany would charge him for hauling the same quantity. The following figures from the farm and fireside may be taken as an illustration 2 “ It costs the rail- road about a half cent to carry a ton of wheat a mile. A farmer living live miles from a railroad station can haul per day two loads of one ton each over the average country road. Of course he could easily haul twice as much over a first-class road, but we are speaking now of the average common road, with which the majority of farmers are cursed. Estimating the pay for one man and team at 83 per day, would N' give the cost of hauling one ton five miles 81.50, or 30 cents per mile, just sixty times as much as by rail." . . . ..â€"â€"â€"« .â€"â€"_-<â€" Europe Growing Golder. That the continent of Europe is p35- sing through a cold period has been ointed out by M. Flam-nation, the Ifrcnch astronomer. During the pint six years the mean temperature of Paris has been about two degrees below the normal. and Great Britain, Belgium, I Spain. Italy, Austria and Germany have i also been growing cold. The change seems to have been in progreus in France for a lang time, the growth of the vine having been forced far southward sinco the thirteenth century;and a similar cooling has been observed as far away as Rio do Jaueiro, Ihcrc the annual temperature has been going down for Proprietor. some years past. . ._.....- I te~rum--~.~. 1 \ml. .. ...-- ~”M-- -...»..-,....‘ a.. "-