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siâ€"mzv- -<~ “Mâ€"xflnu“ r‘ M â€"-.râ€" new 9 x' '1“. t a mo . .,.~‘r A A v. -x...,..... it .. c5“ 1 The Affair at Pure Valley. (From. the Arizona Kicker.) For some weeks past the mayor of 'thc than of Pine Valley has been trying to arouse public enthusiasm on the «pastion of local improvements. lle ‘ealled a public meeting and invited us m-t-r to address the people. We had t0 nuke several personal sacrifices to get =t:.ere, but we were on hand in good ‘tinua Several little facts had entirely slipped our memory, however, or we ‘shouldn't have made the trip. ‘We had E GREAT SOUTH \ .2. . a .. “,9 'entirely forgotten that on 20 dilierent The Most Astonishing Me‘dié'al'DisGovery of occasions The Kicker has referred to Pine Valley as a suburb of sltcol, and to most of its representative citizens as iltuock-knccd outlaws and humpbacked ‘paupets. Indeed as we have no sub- scribers there, we have always felt per- fectly justified in speaking the truth. We thought we detected consider cold- ness when we rode into the town. but we put it down as being the Pine Valley way. The mayor greeted us heartily enough, however, and after supper he :ecmnpauied us to the place of meeting. Something like an ominous silence prc- vailed when We were introduced, but 'we were ass enough to take it as a com- plimcnt. W 0 always begin our speeches at. the beginning~the landing of the pilgrims. That seems to be the correct date to start from. We always gradu- ally lead up from there and consume ‘abmt an hour's time in getting down to the real bone in the meat. On this occasion we hadn't got the pilgrims fairly ashore before the crowd rose up and assailed us. We were booted, gu‘tcd, hissed and cat called. We were .a target for various missiles. We are 'not a great student of human nature, but we know when a crowd is not on rapport with us. We didn't need ten sectmds to realize that the public of .lf‘ine Valley didn’t banker after our presence. It seemed to us also that we ought to get back home as soon as possible. We had taken the precaution to hitch our mule outside. We clOsed our remarks,jumped through the win- dow and straddled our beast, and we never felt more placid in all our life than when we struck a cult of 40 miles an hour and made the first turn in the, road. They are doing a great deal of Mowing over there about the way they fused us to skip, and after we made Our escape they hung us in effigy, but we entertain no hard feelings. An ’editor who 'will pitch into a town the way we have into Pine Valley, and then forget all about it and ride over thtre to give them some fatherly advice as to how to run their own business, comes so mighty near being a fuel that we won't even drink at. his expense. ~o‘¢â€"____ A Gypsy Queen in America. Queen Siberia, absolute ruler of 8.000 ygyvplsies, is 28 years old, with bold and striking mien. Her hair is raven black, adorned with many ornaments, her features regular, eye: bright, teeth as white as snow, complexion a little less swarthy than that ol' the traditional gypsy, a firm mouth and good chin. She dresses in execllent and modern style, with the possible exception of" wearing too many ornaments, which however, are not of the tawdry, variety. The finest. pullman is none too good for her. Her stateroom when she crosses the ocean is booked weeks ahead with the exclusivcucss ol' the Four Hundred. Her country seat at ()xl'ordshire, Eng- land, is as good as money can command; and, if the camp of 70 or 80 souls in the Berkshire hills is a sample, she rules with absolute power and is respected and loved with a devotion that equals that. given to Victoria. Her 8.000 subjects "each pay her $7 yearly. Her mother, the old Queen Britannia. who died near Newark, a few months ago, at the ripe old age of 82, accumulated several million doll .rs. o-O-o “The Question was Simple and Plain. A Certain learned judge, when at- tempting to be clear is at times rather perplexinor. “ My good woman,” he is reported to have said to a witness, “ you must give an answer in the fewest possible words of which you are capable, to the plain and simple question whether, when you were creasing the street with the baby on your arm, and the omnibus was coming down on the right side and the cab on the left side, and the brougham was trying to puss the cumi- bus, you saw the plaintiff between the brougham and the cab, or whether and when you saw him at all, and ‘WllC‘llaN‘ or not near the brougham, cab or omnibus, or either, or any two, and wl-ich of them rcpectivclyâ€"Or how it .ywns?” ' .____ ___â€"â€". “##â€" ’l‘he “ Lobster Woman ” is the latest l’aiis wonder. Mme. Virginie Brisson is the woman’s name, and for hands .flml feet she has exact counterparts of the claws of a lobster. All ice cutter at Bristol, Pa., who was (lPtEl‘Ml-tg on Silver lake, found a large in": Frusly itubedd‘od in the crystallized *“t'r- When thawed out the frozen creature was as chipper as a cricket. the Last One Hundred Years. It is Pleasant to the Taste as the Sweetest Nectar. It is Safe and Harmless as the Pnrest Milk. This wonderful Nervine Tonic has only "recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great; value as a curative agent has long been known by a few of the most learned physrcxans, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. , ' ‘ This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of 1nd}- gestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It Is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from Whatever cause. It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it; possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the dlgesttve organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a builder and strength- euer of the life forces of the human body, and as a great renewcr of a broken-down constitution. It is also of more real permanent value in the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It is a. marvelous cure for perv- ousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critipal period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nervme Tonic, almost; constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthener and enra- tive is of inestimable value to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will give them a new hold on life. It will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen bottles of the remedy each year. ii" is A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE OF Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, chility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Female Weakness, Nervous Chills, Paralysis, Nervous Paroxysms and Nervous Choking, Hot Flashes, Palpitation of the Heart, Mental Despondeucy, Sleeplessness, St. Vitus’ Dance, Nervousness of Females, Nervousness of Old Age, Neuralgis, Pains in the Heart, Pains in the Back, Failing Health, Loss of Appetite, Frightful Dreams, Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Weakness of Extremities and Fainting, Impure and Impoverished Blood, Boils and Carbuncles, Scrofula, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Consumption of the Lungs, Catarrh of the Lungs, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Liver Complaint, ' Chronic Diarrhoea, Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervinc Tonic. NEfiWdRWS EBESEthES. As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most delicate individual. N inc-tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a. thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not. con- tain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de- rangement. Cthwv‘onnsmeE. Inn. Aug. 20. '86. To flit Great South. American. x'lfedicr‘ne 00.: DEAR GENTS :â€"I desire to say to you that I monsoon Wermsox. of Brownsvalley. Ind., says: “ I had been in a dlstresscd condition for big CUTS At Pp Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Apply t° have suffered for many years with a. very serious disease of the stomach and nerves. I tried every medicine I could hear of. but nothing done me any appreciable good until I was advised to try your Great South American Nervine Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure. and since uslng several bottles of it I must say thatI am sur- prised of: its wonderful powers to cure the stom- ach and general nervous system. If everyone knew the value of this remedy as I do you would not be able to supply the demand. J. A. Hanna's. Exâ€"Treas. Montgomery Co. three years from Nervousness, Weakness of the Stomach. Dyspepsia. and Indigestion, until my health was gone. I had been doctorlug con- stantly, with no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Net-vine. which done me more good than any $50 worth of doctorlng I ever did in my life. I would advise every weakly per- son to use this valuable and lovely remedy . a. few bottles of it: has cured me completely. I , consider it the grandest medicine in the world." INDIGESTION AND DYSPEPSIA. The Great South American Nervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incul- culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the ex- perience and testimony of many go to prove that this 13 the ONE and ONLY ONE great cure 1n the world for this universal destroyer. There is no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic. HARRIET E. HALL. of Waynetown. Ind.. says: " I owe my life to the Great South American Nervlne. I had been in bed for five months from the effects of an exhausted stomach. Indigestinn, Nervous Prostrutlon. and a general shuttered condition of my whole system. Had given up all hopes of getting well. Had tried three (loc- tors. with no relief. The first bottle of the Nerv- iuo Tonic improved me so much that lwuo ableto walk about. and a. few bottles cured me entirely. I believe it is the best medlclue in the world. I can not recommend it too highly." Hus. ELLA A. Enzymes. of New Ross, Indiana. says: “I cannot express how much I owe to the Nervlne Tonic. My system was completely shat- tered, appetite gone. was coughing and spitting up blood; am sure I was in the first stages of consumption. on Inheritance handed down through several generations. I be on taking the Nervlne Tonic, and continued ts use for about six months, and am entirely cured. It is the grandest remedy for nerves. stomach and lungs 1 have ever seen." No remedy compares with Scorn AMERICAN NERVINE as a. cure for the Nerves. No remedy com. pares with South American Nervlns as a. wondrous cure for the Stomach. 1m remodywlll at all compare with South American Nervlne as a. cure for all forms of falling: health. It never fails to cure Indigestion and Dyspepsia. It never fails to cure Chorca. or St. Vitus' Dance. its powers to build up th whole system are wonderful in the extreme. It cures the old. the young", and the mid dle aged. it is a. great friend to the aged and infirm. Do not neglect to use this preclous boon; If you do. you may neglect the only remedy which will restore you to health. South American Nervinelo perfectly sale. and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies. do not fall to use this great cure, because lt will put the bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your cheeks, and quickly drive away your disabilities and wenknemss. Fried,“ Large 16 ounce Bottle $1.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents. '3’"- EVER‘Y BOTTLE WARRANTED. If‘not kept by Druggists order direct from , Dr. E. DETCHON, Crawfordsville, lnti. For Sale at Fenelon Falls by . W. R. MADILL. N r M" 66th smoo‘K OF mwmumm ’a Qverccatin‘gs, Trouseringis and Suiting WIS ‘COMPLETE. â€"â€"+â€"â€"y'c> ;WQH“OOMQMHWONO+¢+4“OOWWO As a proof of the «popularity of our clothing, we may that orders are continuallyicoming in from Manitoba and the North-west. To ~.‘ ., CLARK Farm in Salon in Bani. = .2; c....â€";.. The west parts of lots é3 and it in the 11th concession of 190 acres, close to the Village of Fenclon Falls. sec Acres Cleared, and part seeded down. The unseeded por- tion ploughed and ready for spring crop; the remainder of the “land in wood. & SON. want. earnest. FROM ENGLISH, CANADIAN, AND aunnican Brass-hrs. All the Latest Designs in Hall, Dining Room, Drawing Room and Bedroom Papers, Ceiling Papers, Corners and Decorations. mo MARKET A. may... FALLS PRICES a STYLET'mâ€"TUlTCUSTOHEPfi. for grain and cord wood of all sorts. Good Dwelling, Barn, Stable 55 Fences. W Price Low. Terms Easy. If not sold soon, will be leased. J. D. SMl’l‘l‘l, G. H. G. 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