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He Put Geese to Roost. TIVIE FATE OF THE PROPHET IVIIO PRE bl. MED ON HIS ITNOIVLEDGE OF FARMING- " i, I .> J “Don’t talk of agriculture to a former,” was Daniel Webster’s advice tea irifnd. " Discuss any other subject “With himâ€"art, literature, political econ- omy, financeâ€" but never farming; for 'if' you once launch Forth on that'he finds you at f'ault in some particular and con- cludes that, ignorant in one thin" you are ignorant in in.” m novv 1)1'0p{\1'€5fifi to turn out Clothes e Closest ti Buss.- " 5" i 223’- _ _ AN ' achfiiffiggi . ‘- i f» \" 0W0. +069“9¥¢N4 ¢¢W W This advice was recalled by ,. . . g" man of this city recently um.” “biggitlllt: The M931; _Ast01?9f6 v .STOoK OF _.._...:..__a»® :. _ .of the experiences of an “amateur farme: the 6 Taste as the SWGBtQSt Nectar. ,, _ r I: h 1 a, 1.43. ‘ ‘= :cfix'éend of his. who. after a long and It is PMflBilD’Mmless 3,: the PureSt mik' d ‘ ,3 e career, in which he had achieved It is Safe .eél'vine Tonic ' as 'only recently been intro uced ' . . . g . fame and fortune, rehnquished' an. ex_ This W d the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great? 6W IS COMPLETE- - 72) it”s"? Practice of law for bucolic super- into this cguzgggcrv’ine ’Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative «m»««m« «muwmmmm 2‘ n en once over an est. t: - en kn wn b. a few of the most~ learned )h sicians ~ ' g . ‘1 c not a bundled South A e o y 1 y ’ A f f the 0 ularity Of 0111‘ clothing we may 11:36.9 , mfles f'vo me, V. . .- 8 a 0 I) P . . I 9 V Shor‘”; g Ezrzqumed th aghenthhfii: brought. its ments and value to the knowledge of the that orders are contlnuauy connng m. f1, om . . ~ 9 m - W e -» , _ , _ .agement of his farm the lawyer recciiind genzpssmedicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of 1nd1~ Mamtoba and the Northâ€"West, 'a visit irom one of his neighbors a 4', dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It is ' ' ' ' g shrewd old farmer who had never been a: of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from d i , _ I ‘ a hundred miles From his home. Varir hatever cause. It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities I .5 . ~ous matters were discussed, as toaetl’ which it possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive , . - - - 3, ‘they walked about the fili‘myal‘diliiér organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No remedy compares '7 ing the new windmill, improven‘new with this wonderfully valuable Nervine-Tonic as a builder and strengthâ€" I . V p ' l H '1 ’t-rouglifl, cattle sheds and or" ener of the life forces of the human body, and as a great rcncwer of a 5 ' _ ’ ~;~ fanaled fixings.” 6&3de his broken~down constitution. It is also of more real permanent value in DEALER IN The West lW'lS_ 0* 1013.123 mid 24 in the Naturally the amatehh/m practical the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption _ I, _ “'11 COWCSS‘O“ °f . igloss Ignorance to 11,6“ Them,“ rcmedy ever used on this continent. It is a marvelous cure for nerv- F N is 1; 0 N g and experienced norm}; and at last in ousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical ' - ~ v _ 9 CF_ 5. . “was something oft-,2" _ya,a~ fienturedma period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nervinc 19° “1‘”; 01030 to jlm Village of Fenelos ’. ' " “31mg the ,p’y,i,y,-s ah very fine :7 Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will T I g V 1"““5' ‘8“,‘1’293500. 4,6 "jawed about, “bf” carry them safely 'over the danger. This great strengthener and cum. AM) ‘ £99 Acre/.5 cicarefi mud he’ Ofui‘ dudlis and geese roost at five 1? 9f mestlmfihle Vfllue.t0 the aged and Infirm} bCCfl1159_ Its great , ' and part seeded down. The unseeded pgor- Wllel‘e dr" energizmg properties Will give them a new hold on life. It Will add ten . , tion ploughed and ready for Spring emp- mghtgcve, thoufih, of that n replied or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen the remainder of the land in Woo-d. ‘ M . u 7 ' _ bottles of the remedv each year. and . .- . _.,..e amateur. Ive seen them squat _ a GOOD MARKE} AT FERELON FALLS ,. ‘ting around at nirrht and thourrht they ' V I _ . V _ Jihad that. I,“ have it attend‘éd to at A for giam‘and cord wood 'ofall sorts. once. LOW masts, I suppose, mum be Nervousness, V Broken Constitution, ‘ ' Good Dwelling, Barn, Stable (it Fences. best '2 n . Eervous g‘osgratlion, iJepilitjgioi' 01:11 %ge, I . 333“ Price Low. Tcr'ms Easy. l The farmer thouvht they would. vervous €3,410 97 n ‘ges Ion an yspepgla: - - . If t M .- . , t "" Place them about tnwo feet from the ' 510k Headacne, He‘lrhburn and 8011? 81303111011, and. Window Paper Appflotoso soon’ “I” be lenwd' l ground,” he remarked, and then, smiling Female Weakness Welght and Tenderness m StomaOh: IN GREAT VARIETY. . l 3. G. WILLI XMS : in his sleeves, uuhitolied his old mare Nervous. 01111131 L0§5 0f Aplmtite: J‘. D. SMITH: ,iport H9?“- l and drove away homo. Not a moment garalymslr) gi'lglltful Dlgallng, . ' th D 8 t f G. H.253}. il§cVi_T"1’, was lost, 1, the farmer New Yo,.ke,._ ervous arogysms semi lzzmcss an Inglng 1n - 6 “11‘s w , - _ ' - - 8 'uron Street Toronto He erected lhi. duckmosh and a, night_ fiervp‘ps slacking, gealmess of Extremities and 7 Staml’lllg D 0319' hâ€"MQ â€"Eâ€"â€"â€"â€"____’__.__ “ fall visited his ‘oultr ward to obscrve 0‘5 , a? 9’39 muting, . . . . T - a , G " . - “ Y “A _ N 3,0“, the {owls gal-0,,ng the innovation. Palpitation of the Heart, Impure and Impoverished Blood, £6933 Tali,” m Exmcmge‘ ‘ ' “ ' - nevjwdsjfisflhagrin they appeared to ignore Mental Despondency, Bods and Carbuncles, "â€"'_ Allan S. Maedonell, Scrofula, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Consumption of the Lungs, Catarrh of the Lungs, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Liver Complaint, Chronic Diarrhoea, Sleeplessness, St. Vitns’ Dance, Nervousness of Females, Nervousness of 'Old Age, Neuralgia, Pains in the Heart, Rains in the Back, file roosnng place and were squattlng Barrister &c., Cor. Kent and York 81.5., Lindsay, as before on the ground. “ Poor things, ..-I’ve neglected them too long,” thought ‘the humane amateur. “ They don’t realize the change.” With that he began to grab at the ducks and drakes and geese and gandch and deposit them Has completed. arrangements with mon- eyed institutions and private capitalists in Toronto, Peterbo-rou‘gh and Lindsaymnd is now prepared to receive applications for loans in large or small amounts, and on I: real or personal security. The very closest Eulbome Street lenelun Falls. ___. if t... Edi ill. one by one on the roost from which they Failing Health: Delicate and Scrofulous Children, rates. The most favorable terms. ' fell with terrible “ quiick quacks ” the Summer Complain}; 0f Infants" .. .. Lindsay, February, 1893. 51, moment his bacl. ms muffled I’, was All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful _ Tlfis ‘ ‘ ' Nervine Tonic. ' E b E: N k; '37 R, $70 M GASâ€"(VITALIZED AIR.) Go to J. NEELANDS, Dentist, Lindsay, H“ you want teeth extracted positively with- out pain. Gas has been given by him with great success for over 21 years. He studied with Dr. Colton, of New York, the invenâ€" tor of gas for citracting teeth. Numbers of persons are wearing artificial tecthma‘de by Mr. Neelnnds 20 years ago, and never required any repairs. Gold crowns, porce- lain crowns and bridgcwork done. Visits Fenelon Falls, McArthur House, on the not long before the truth dawned upon him that ducks and geese were intended by nature to “squat,” not to roost. He returned to his house deeply ashamed of' his ignorance and speedily became the laughing stock of the country round. The illustration of Webster’s l ' advice came in the form of an entire disregard thereafter of any opinions expressed by the man. In New York his utterances had been regarded as words of wisdom, upon no matter what NERVdEEJE ®A§EA§Egs As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or thenl'dest and most delicate individual. Nine-tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all East Colored Cirian hams £033,160. Fast Coleretl Mus- lins for 160. snbject expressed, but i“ the country the power by which the vital forces of the bod ' " ‘ ‘ ' I . . y me carried on it IS the 1' v « .tl‘ey View? 3‘ Gated “,“Eh Oh! palm“, first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food deed not con- F + C 1 a. 13 ' nt iiiliiierfysfhy or ever) month' Gui:ny 1‘9 do” "' know noun“ ' ‘3 Puts gee“ tain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair U Q Ila S ‘ . ' the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervino has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de- 10 roost."-â€"â€"New Y ark Herald. + Shim MET. MANUFACTURER 0F for 10 cents. @ The freshest Goods in Electric Oat-s in Philadelphia. The trolley line along Rainbridge and Catharine streets is responsible for a new race of cats, which is being reared in the neighborhood through which the electric line passes. They are large, fat and frisky, and can only be compared to other cats as a full grown Nveound- laud dog can be compared to a waddling .pup. This great physical vigor and wonderful development is due to a 'course of electric treatment to which they subject themselves. Every night when the travel along those streets has subsided the cats can be seen coming out For their treatment. There is just enough electricity in the rails to answer their purpose, and first they lick the rails fondly. Then they rell on the rails and wallow in the electric fluid and satin every way as if they were under the influence of a catnip dissipa- ution. Ai'tcr a few minutes of this they get up and dance around like puppets on a string. These exhibitions are of nightly occurrence, and the windows of the thoroughfares are crowded with eager spectators.â€"â€"-Emchangc. â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"~â€"â€"-I.-O~ ‘ During the last two years Baron de Hirsch has won £42,000 on the turf, and this sum has been distributed among the London hospitals. The Baron did not deduct his expenses. ' A circular has been received by at least one bachelor lord in England, stat- ing that a young lady from America, with £380,000 and an income of‘£19,- 000 a year, is desirous of marrying a luau with :1 title. ' At the quarter sessions held in a Mid- land town recently, a cabmau was sumâ€" moned for demanding more than his proper fair from a lady. The prosecu- trix's name was Bodkin, the prosecuting counsel’s name was Bodkin, and, strange to ray, the chairman of the bench Wash also a Bodkin. rangemcnt. . CRAWFORDSVXLLE. Inn. Aug. 20. '80. Yb Ni: Great Scull; A merican. Media's: Co. .- Dnan Gnsrszâ€"I desire to say to you that I have sullercd for many years with a. very serious disease of the stomach and nerves. I tried every medicine I could hear oi. but nothing done me any appreciable good until I was advised to try your Great South American Ncrvino ,Toulc uud Stomach and Liver Cure, and since using several bottles of it I must say that I am sur- prised at its wonderful powers to cure the stom- ach and general nervous system. If everyone knew the value of this remedy as I do you would not be able to supply the demand. . A. Harman, Ex-Treas. Montgomery 00. misses; Wmumaou, of Brownsvulley. Indl, says: “ Iliad been in a distressed condition lor three years from Nervousness, Weakness oi’ the Stomach, Dyspepsia. and Indigestion, until my health was gone. I had been doctorlng con- stantly, with no relief. I bought one bottle of South American Nervine, which dono mo more good than any $50 worth of doctorlng I ever did in my life. I would advise every weakly per- son to use this valuable and lovely remedy . a. few bottles of it has cured me completely. I consider it the grandest medicine in the world." TNBIGESTIGN AND BYSPEPSIA. The Great South American Hervine Tonic Which we now ofi'er you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incal- culable value who is affected by dis pericnce and testimony ONLY one great cure in the world ease of the stomach, because the ex- of many go to prove that this is the ONE and for this universal destroyer. There IS 110 case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Ncrvine Tonic. Hummu- E. Ham... 0! Wayneto'wn. Ind.. says: “I owe my 1ch to the Great South American Nervlnc. I had been in bed for five months from the effects ol an exhausted stomach. Indigestion. Nervous Frustration. and a general shattered condltlon of my whole system. Had given up all hopes of getting well. Had tried three doc- tors. with no relief. The first bottle oi the Nerv- iue Tonlc improved me so much that l was able to walk about, and .1 few bottles cured mo entirely. I believe it is the best medicine in the world. I can not recommend it too highly." Mus. ELLA A. Busrrox, of New Ross, Indiana, says: “I cannot express how much I owe to the Nawine Tonic. My system was completely shot- terod. appetite gone. was coughing and spitting up blood: am sure I was in the first stages of consumptlon. an inheritance handed down through several generations. I be an taking the Norvlne Tonic. and continued ts use for about six months. and am entirely L-urod. It is the modest remedy lor nerves, stomach and lungs have ever been.” No remedy compares with Scum AMERICAN Nanvmn as a cure for the Nerves. No remedy com- pares with South American Nor-vine as a. wood compare with South American Nervlne as a cure for all forms of killing health, It. never fails to euro Chores. or St. Vitus' Dance. cure Indigestion and Dyspepsia. build up the whole system are wonderful in the extreme. his a great friend to the aged and infirm. Do not neglect to use this precious boon; dlc aged. No remedy will at all It never fails to Its powers to It cures the Old. the young. and the mid» rous cure for the Stomach. li you do. you may neglect the only remedy which will restore you to health. South American Ncrvlue ls poi-loony safe. and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies. do not fall to use this great cure. because it will put the bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your cheeks, and quickly drive away your disabilities and weaknesses. Price, Large 1% ounce Bottle EVERY BOTTL sine; Trial Size, resents. E WARRANTED. If not kept by Druggists order‘direct from h I r. E... bEl‘ithit, Gramsrdevills, hid. For [Sale at Fenelon Falls by v is. a. sensual the village at SCHGOL ROCKS AND SUPPLIES PATEN T MEDTCINES AN D DRUGS A FULL STOCK AT -' ' W. T. JUNKTN’S. Wm. Campbell’s. x" enemas, sentence. saunas vamsns. Everything belonging to the Saddlery and Eiarness Trade constantly kept in stock. REPAIRTNG 2*â€" _. Done on the Shortest fiction. ileutstthiTilâ€"sâ€"ay, cat. The “ Fenclcn Falls Gazette?” is, printed every Friday at the office, on the corner of May & .Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION 81 A Y ME IN ARV-AIME or one centpcr wock will be added as It?!” as it remains unpaid. ‘ ' Advertising Rates- Professional or business‘cards 60 cents pcrlmc pcrannum. Casual adveriisemen 8 ccntsper line for the first insertion and '7 cents per line for every subsequent’insel- tion. Cenlructs by the year, halfyear I quarter-,lor a column or less, upon restau- able terms. JOB PRINTING} of all ordinarv kinds executed , neat] really and rcamnablerales. 3,59 s . D. HAND, .Prapri'c.