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“u...” .n...,. ..,_ v â€" -.....___.__~ l l l r: / A Story of a Lost Diamond Ring. “It is queer how lost valuables are sometimes recovered, and the story I tell you was related to me by George T. Dawson, who breathed much easierufter he had secured possession of his dia- mond ring,” said Tom Larrimore recent- ly. " Dawson was courting a pretty country girl, and on Sundays would drive out to her father’s farm in a buggy 'and take her out riding. He was the proud possessor of a $300 diamond ring, ‘ which he transferred to his girl’s finger one Sunday morning as they started to a country church to attend meeting. The ring was too large for her finger, and somewhere on the road it slipped oil and was lost. I’aterfamilias with other members of the family followed with a Z-Iiorse Waggon, and all gave up the trip to church and joined in the search for the diamond, but the gem could not be found. It was springtime, and the roads were very soft, which alâ€" .lowed the waggon wheels to become 'covered with the loamy soil. After din- nor the boys were strolling about the yard, and one of them stopped at the waggon. Taking out his pocketknife, he began cutting the mud on the waggon, when ofi’ dropped clump of dirt, display- ing the diamond ring 'sticking in its centre. The ring had fallen in the wag- gon track and had been carried at least three miles encased in the lump of mud which had adhered to the wheel.â€"-St. Louis Republic. o- Sawdust Explosion. A sawdust explosion is a rathcrcom- mon oocurrance in the Ottawa river, says the Ottawa Citizen, but in a stove is something almost unheard of. Never- theless, one took place on Wednesday in a stove in Mr. Esmende’ grocery store, at the corner of Bank and‘Maria streets, which will not be forgotten in a hurry by the occupants of the establishment at the time. Mr. Esmond had received a consignment of bottled preserves, which were packed in sawdust. After taking the preserves out of the case, he went to burn the sawdust and threw a shovel full into the stove. He had no sooner done this than an explosion occurred. The pipes were demolished and a dumb stove attached to the pipes on the : second flat of the building was destroyed. Mr. Esmondc was thrown about eight feet from where he was standing at “1'3 , ‘ ” W ,. hug _ afioifmm the. lOl‘oe or the explosmn. ,. v or was mixed with the sawdust is not known, but the rest of the sawdust has been handed over to the government officials to be analyzed. A Country Newspaper. \yillis B. Hawkins, in “Brains,” thus desci'ihes the idyllic life of the country editorzâ€"For seven years I had no use for money. My paper was published in a small town in Illinois. Everybody in town owned the paper, the paper own- ed everybody, and no one ever thought of settling an account on either side. If I went anywhere on the railroad I had a pass. If I wanted a suit of clothes or a ham I went into a store and got it. I don’t know whether it was charged or not, and it didn’t made much difi’ercncc. Probably the dealer‘s advertising and subscription bill was enough to cover the cost; if not, no matter. The barber shaved on account, and on account the grocer sold potatoes. Into that Eden of delight came the serpent when our feeble imitator across the way got the telegraph plate-service away from us. His circulation doubled right away; ours, alas! didn't. 0-. An Unexpected Turn. Irate Parent (making preparations to chastise his unruly boylâ€"‘iso ydu tied a tin kettle to thg fidé’s mi], did In“? And “992d ihe neighbor’s goat, . I 1, ,. . _ m'd mlfléu the garden hose on the min- ‘ lSt‘jl'wwhcn he was coming up the walk ,.»'-"liuh! And you expected you would- n‘t be found out, eh?” Pcnitent Sonâ€"“ I told grandma.” lratc Parentâ€"“ You told your grand- ma? And what did yourgrandma say?” Penitent Son (whimpering)â€"â€"â€"“ She said I was a chip off the old block, and that my father was just like me when he was a boy.” Irate Parent (growing very red)â€" Il-luh! I tell you what, young man, you’ll harm to do be or or I shall be obliged to whip you some of these days. Now, you can go back to your play.”â€" Ncw Y ork Press. 0‘â€" lt is going around that a farmer sold a calf to a butcher in Oshawa, the other day. for three dbllars, placing the bills in the back pocket of his pants. On returning home he went 'to pump water for his stock._, Being asked by his son if he got. his, cash, he replied yes. Pulling the bills out of his pocket he held them up for his son to see, when a yearling heifer, standing by, stretched out her neck, licked the bills out of his hand and went off on the double quick with the farmer after her, but it was me late. They went down, too rich 9. nursed to give up. 'bottles of the remedy each year. The Most Astonishing Medical'DiScovery of the Last One Hundred Years. It is Pleasant to the Taste as the Sweetest Nectar.. It is Safeand Harmless as the Purest Milk. This wonderful Nervine Tonic has only recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been known by a few of the most learned physicians, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of indi- : gestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a builder and strength- cncr of the life forces of the human body, and as a great renewer of a broken-down constitution. It is also of more real permanent value in the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It is a marvelous cure for nerv- ousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change in life, should not fail to use this great Nervine Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthener and cure.- tive is of inestimable value to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will give them a new hold on life. It will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen lT IS A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE 0F Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, Debility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, . Female Weakness, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Nervous Chills, Loss of Appetite, Paralysis, Frightful Dreams, Nervous Paroxysms and Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Nervous Choking, Weakness of Extremities and Hot Flashes, Fainting, Palpitation of the Heart, Impure and Impoverished Blood, Mental Dcspondency, g Boils and Carbuncles. Sleeplessness, . $01‘Oflllg, St. VltUS’ Dance,w Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Nel'vouslup’“ "p h‘emalw, w. u... or Consumption of the Lungs, Nervousness of Old Age, Catarrh of the Lungs, Neuralgia, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Pains in the Heart, Liver Complaint, Pains in the Back, Chronic Diarrhoea, Failing Health, . Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic. NERV®U§ BE§EA§E§. As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most delicate individual. Nine-tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not cen- tain a sufficient quantity of the kind ofnutriment necessary to repair the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de- rangement. ~ Cl'gawronncerLR. Inn, Aug. 20. '86. Reasons Wmmssou, of Brownsvalley, Ind. TO “I! Great bout/I. American fiftdtclm C0..' says : u I had been “1 a (“stressed condition ‘0‘. DEAR GENTSIâ€"I desire to say to you that I _ . have suffered for many years with u. very serious “119° 390‘“ “0m Renown”! “mun”? Clems- dlseaso oi the stomach and nerves. I tried every Stomach. Dyspepsia, and Indigestion, until my "a. mudlclne I could hear of. but nothing done “10 health wag gone. I had been (loam-mg- con. any appreciable good until I was advised to try your Great South American Nervlne Tonic, and Stomach and leer Cure, and since gang several bottles of it I must say that, 1 gm Bur; prlscd at its wonderful power: :6 cure the 3mm- 8011 and general Ilc‘l'l'oun system. If everyone knew Ulefial‘le of thls remedy as! I do you would 36: 1.": Ellis to supply the demand. I. A. Hanna's, Ear-Treats. Montgomery 00. Stan‘tly, with no rellet'. I bought one bottle of South American Nervlne, which done me more good than any $50 worth of doctor-lug I ever did In my life. I would advise every weakly por- sori to use this valuable and lovely remedy . a few bottles of it has cured me completely. I consider it the grandest medicine in the world." INDIGESTIQN AND DYSFEPSIA.~ The Great South American Mervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human 5 oinach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of meal- culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the ex- perience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the cm: and ONLY ONE great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. .There is no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American N ervine Tonic. Hummi- E. HALL. of Waynetown. Ind. says: Mus. ELLA A. an'r'rox, of New Ross, Indiana. " I °“'° my me ‘0 the Gm“ 80”” Am‘mc‘m says: “I cannot express how much I owe to the $331325, 10ng gxegggtggdségggg Nervlne Tonic. My system was completely shat- Norvous Proatratlon, and n. gcnciiul shuttered temdn “PINâ€"‘tlm $0110: WM touching and spitting condition of my whole system. Ila/.1 given up up blood; am sure I was in the first stages nll hopes of getting well. Had fried three doc- or consumption. an inheritance handed down tors. with no relief. The first bottle ol the Nerv- through several generations. I be an taking inc 'I‘onlclmproved meso much thntlwu ableto tho Ncrvlne Turtle. and continued ts use {or walk about. and a. few bottles cured mo entirely. about :1: months. and am entire] cured. It I believe it is the best modicum in the world. I is the andeet remedy for nerves, 8 mach and can not recommend it too highly.” lungs have ever seen.” No remedy compares with Somu AMERICAN Hnnvma as a. cure for the Nerves. No rained corn. pares with South Amer-lean Nervlnc as a. wondrous cum for the Stomach. No remedy wll at all compare wlth South American Net-vine as a cure for all forms of failing health. In ncwr falls to cure Indigestion and Dyspepcla. It never fails to cure Chorca or St. Vltua' Dance. Its powers to build up th whole system are wonderful in the extreme. It cures the old. the young, and the mid- dle aged. It is a great friend to the aged and infirm. Do not. neglect to use this precious boon; I: you do, y u may neglect the oifly remedy which will restore you to health. South American Net-vino ls rl‘eclly sale. and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies. do not fall to use this great cure. because It will put the bloom or freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your cheeks. and quickly drive away your disablllttcs and weaknowe. ' Price, Large 16 ounce Bottle $1.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents. EVERY BOTTLE WARRANTED. If not kept by Druggists order direct from hr. E. DETGHGN, Erawfcresville, Ind. For Sale at Fenelon Falls by w. a. as.aoi_i.L--, ; VVe sire noiv pre‘piiré‘dfi DEALER IN ll’llLLlliERY AND mm Goons Wools of all Kinds. Wall and Window Paper IN GREAT VARIETY. Stalnping Done. £3.85 Til/6m 2'71 Exchange. ‘ a. me Street. Fenelnn Falls. ,___..._â€" stunts. ._..â€".â€"-â€"â€"-â€" hams for 100. Fast Colored Mus- lins for 100. Fast Colored Prints for 10 cents. the village at "Campbell’s. SCHOOLI' BOOKS AND ’ PATENT _ AND nanos- A. FULL STOCK! . AT _ AT. JUNKIN’S. WW‘W‘ Moo-09000 W OUR STOCK OF Overcoating-s, Trousering-s --ancl Suitings 6\?â€"â€"â€"+â€"â€"â€" Is COMPLETE- As a. proof of the popularity of our clothing, we may notes that orders are continually coming in from Manitoba and the North-West, CLARK {& MRS. HEEIEY, mehhleks FastColored Gingu GAS.â€"â€"(VITEZED AIR.) first? The freshest Goods in -- «TRUNKS, Fashionable Tailors. "to-(turn out. Clothes losest of ‘Buyerl. ' ’0 LEEBSAY i R. CHAMBERS ills: ‘ is prepared to furnish the people of Lind~ say and surrounding country with MONUMENTS AND HEADSTONES, ' both Marble and Granite. __ Estimates promptly given on all kinds of cemetery i‘vork. _l\iarb1e Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. ’ .WOthSâ€"ln rear 0 the market on Cam- bridgo street, opposite Motthews' Diljlilllg house. ‘ Being a practical workman all should see his designs and compare prices before purchasmg elsewhere. RGBT. CHAMBERS. North of the Town Hall. MONEY TO LOAN. Allan S. Macdonell, Barrister &c., Cor. Kent and Ycrk Sts., Lindsay. Has completed arrangements with mou- cyed institutions and private capitalists in Toronto, Peter-borough and Lindsay, and is now prepared to receive applications for loans in large or small amounts, and" on real or personal security. The very closest rules. The most favorable terms. Lindsay, February, 1893. 51. DEN'I‘IS'PR‘Y. Go to J. NEELANDS, Dentist, Lindsay, if you want teeth extracted positively withâ€" out pain. Gas has been given by h'im with great success for over 21 years. He studied with Dr. Colton, of New York, the inven- tor of gas for extracting teeth. Numbers of persons are wearing artificial tecthmade by Mr. Neclands 20 years ago, and never .rgquired any repairs. Gold crowns, porce- lain crowns and bridgework done. Visits Fenelon Falls, McArthur House, on the third Tuesday of every month. Call early in the day. {to-t. Milli MANUFACTURER 0E SADDLES, EARNESS, “VALISES. Everything belonging to the Saddlery and Harness Trade constantly kept in stock.‘ SUPPLIES REPAIRING Done on the Shortest Notice. MEDICINES Kent-stjliiiiay, Ont. l‘he “ Fenelon Falls Gazette” is printed every Friday at the office, on the corner of May it Francis streets. SUBSCRII’TIDX $1 YEAR IX ARRANGE or one centperweck will be added as lug as it remains unpaid. " Advertising Rates. Professional or business cards, 50 cents I pcrline per annum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subsequent inser- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or quarter,tor a. column or less, upon reason- able terms. JOB PRINTING of all ordinary kinds executed neatly co- rectly and reasonable rates . ‘ ,E. D. HAND. . ,I’rqm’elor. figggyg