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‘. “4.4-: ~.‘.{,....mo'x_-:l‘ :. . . '1 He Was Satisfied- Coentry boys who are inclined to 'think that life in cities is easy and = comfortable compared with their daily lt'oil in the country, are apt to find 'thcmselvcs mistaken when they come to tom: and subject themselves to the high pressure system of business establish- -ments. An amusing example of this ‘sort is related by a country exchange. 'A iarmer's boy went to the city, finding the work at home rather tire- ;smne, and obtained a situation in a large “ family supply ” store where a “rushing business " was carried on. He look hold very well and his employ- --ers liked him. They were surprised however when he came‘to them before he had been two months in the store v and said : “ Well, Mr. A , I guess I’ll have "to get through here next Saturday .night. - “Get through?” said his employer. "“-Why, what’s gone wrong?” "“ Oh, nothing particular.” ‘ “ Aren’t you treated well?" ‘ “ First-rate, but I'll tell you just how "it strikes me. Up on the farm we used to have the thrashing machine come once a year, and then we thrashed for three days, and you'd better Jbelieve we worked hard, but I tell you 'what, I’ve been here now seven weeks rand you have thrashed every day! I ;. guess I’ve got enough of it. He went (back to the farm convinced that a :lfartner's life had its compensation.â€" . Youth's Companion. 0+0 No Necessity to be in a Hurry. "it may be a comfort to some people “(to kuow'that this earth will die a natural death in about 20,000,000 years through the burning out of the sun. By the way the sea is encroaching upon the «continents and wearing them down the ' Sick Headache ’ -earth will be a big herring pondâ€"all ' waterâ€"in about 10,000,000 years. Even ~ifone supposed the duration of the sun to be prolonged to 40,000,000 years, it 'is still incontestablc that the radiation 1 from the sun cools it, and that the tem- perature of all bodies tends to an equil- ibrium. Then the earth and all the other planets of our system would cease . to be the abode of life. They will be .erased from the great book and will re- volve, black cemeteries, around an ex- ' tinguishcd sun. Such being the case, .thc demand for ascension robes should decrease, and those who are afraid the world will come to an end soon can go :tc bed in peaceâ€"The Bethlehem Times. 0-. Hornets Break up a Funeral; A iuneral train was thrown into the “wildest kind of disorder at Plainfield, N. J., recently by a nest of hornets. The lrieuds of Andrew J. Stewart, an older in the First Church of Christ "wore accompanying his remains to Hill- side Uemctary. One of the carriages ran over a hornets’ nest which had fall- am from an cverhanuinur tree. The hor- ~nets swarmed out. and in an instant they haal fastened on the horses and their driver stinging them viciously. With ‘a howl of pain the driver throw away the reigns, jumped to the road, and dashed into the woods. The horses, mad with pain and blinded by the ter- rible stings, made a dash and c.-l ided with the carriage in front. The horn- ets clung to them until their fury had been spent, and then men who had jumped from their carriages gotnear enough to hold the maddencd animals - The man and horses were in terrible ‘pain next day. â€"r-â€"â€"-~â€"â€"‘â€". ‘1. o A Household Eli. Ants are often troublesome at this season. ll'ashing the shelves and floors :ot‘ closets with a strong solution of hot :alum water or sprinkling cayenne pepper ‘lavishly over their haunts will often keep them away, but. the latter' precaution ~cannot be taken where there are child- ren. If they have managed to get the host of you and have forced their small .l-ut unwelcome selves into your larder. .‘prinkln powdered sugar through a sponge and leave it where they can get :2 t it, if possiblcjust outside of the closet vhere their presence is so undesirable. In a short time they will be holding hi-h carnival and will have invited their sis crs and their cousins and their aunts (n pun intended). Now is the time 1'0 the disappearing, so have ready a vssel of boiling water, gently lift the :syonge and drop it in. Repeat with a _-d:y sponge, and in a short time you will be rid of your tiny guests. ._...-._____ Cats have for some. time been known do he the means of convoying the infec- Irion of diphtheria, and now they stand arraigned on another charge of a similar nature. A surgeon (says the London (lot-respondent. of The Manchester Guar- , dian) has just distinctly traced an out~ break of scarlet fever in a house to the intrusion of a cat from an infected household, and it is even said that a nose has come under the notice of a medical officer of health in which small- '§at mason conveyed. - l ~‘N “V l ."4 . StomaCha Lver‘ “Cure The Most Astonishing 'Medieal'Dlseovery‘ or the Last One Hundred Years. It is Pleasant to the Taste as'lt'hewsweetest Nectar. It is Safe randrllarmless as the "Pures't Milk. This wonderful Nervine Ironic has only recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been known by a few‘of the most learned physicians, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. , I This medicine has completely solved‘thmproblem‘of the’ cure of indi- gestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the'general nervous system. It is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. It performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive Organs, the stomach, the liver and. the bowels. No remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a builder and strengthâ€" ener of the life forces of the human body, and as a great renewer of a broken-down constitution. It is also of more real permanent“ value in the treatment and cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It is a marvelous cure for nerv- ousness of females of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change. in life, should not fail to use this great Nervine Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the danger. This great strengthener and euro.- tive is of inestimablc value to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will give them a new hold on life. It will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen bottles of the remedy each year. ' lT IS A GREAT REMEDY FOR THE CURE 0F Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, Debility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Loss of Appetite, Frightful Dreams, - Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Weakness of Extremitics and Fainting, . Impure and Impoverished Blood, Boils and Carbuncles, Scrofula, I Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Consumption of the Lungs, Catarrh of the Lungs, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Liver Complaint, Chronic Diarrhoea, Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervinc Tonic. NERWIBUS @ESEASES. As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest child or the oldest and most delicate individual. N inc-tenths of all the ailments to which the human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. When there is an insufficient". supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. Ordinary food does not con- tain a sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food. be'supplied. This South American Nervinc has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous do- rangement. ' . Cnswronnamam, m. Aug. 20. '86. Reasons Winmssos, ot Brownsvnllcy, Ind., TO [‘6 Great SC?th Amorécan Median: 00.: says: an I had been tn a dutrtssod condition ‘01. DEAR sz'rszâ€"I desire to say to you that I I _ 1mm magma {or many yamâ€"swim 3 wt). serious three years it om hervousnesa. Weakness oi the disease of the stomach and nerves. I tried every Stomach, Dyspepsia. and Indigestion. until my medicine I could hear of. but nothing done me health was gone. I had been doctor-lug con. any appreciable good until I was advised to g . try your (treat South American Net-vine Tonic amnfly' Mm‘uo “net I {mught one home O: and Stomach and Liver Cure, and 3mm “Bing South American Nervine. which done me more soveralhottles of it. I must. say that I am sur- good than any $60 worth of doctorlng I ever prised at its wonderful powers to cure the stem- dm m my me, 1 would advise every weakly per- itch and general nervous system. It everyone knew the. value otthis remedy as I do you would so" to use this “flush” and lovely remedy ' ‘ not be able msupply the demw¢ tow bottles of it has cured me completely. I J. A. HARDEE, Ex~Trcas. Montgomery 00. coulder it the grandest medicine in the world", torment-errors AND DYSPEPSIA. The Great South American Nervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incal- culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the ex- perience and testimony of many go to prove that this is the ONE and can our: great cure in the world for this universal destroyer. There is no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervine Tonic. Hanmnr E._H.u.L. of Waynetown. Ind.. can: Mus. ELLA A. Baa-pros. of New Ross. Indiana, “I owe my hie to the Great. South American : “I cannot express how much I owe to the rvine. Ihad . d r “ya life eltects of an midgtgd eigmmfllgiifgguggiii Nm'vmo Tomc' My “Stem was completely “hat Nervous Frustration. and a. condition oi my whole system. Bad given up up blood; am sure I was in the first stages all hopes 0! getting well. Had tried three doc- of consumption, an inheritance handed down tors. with no reliet. The first bottle oi the Nerv- through several generations. inc Tonic improved me so much that lwaa ahlcto walk about. and a few bottles cured me entirely. about six months. and am entirely cured. It I believe it is the best medicine in the world. I { is the grandest remedy for nerves. stomach and can not recommend it too highly." lungs I have ever seen.” No remedy compares with Born-n AMERICA! Nnnvnvn as a. cure tor the Nerves. No remedy com- pares wlth South American Nervine as a wondrous cure for the Stomach. No remedy will at all compare with South American Net-vine as a cure for all tor-mu of telling health. It never fails to cure Indigestion and Dyspepsia. It never tails to cure Chores. or St. Vitus' Dance. Its powers to build up the whole system are wonderiul in the extreme. It cures the old, the young. and the'mid- tile aged. It is a. great triend to the aged and infirm. Do not neglect to use this precious boon: It you do, you may neglect the only remedy which will restore you to health. South American Norvlne is perfectly sale. and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies. do not tail to use this. grant cure. because it will put the bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your cheeks, and quickly drive away your disabilities and wcnknoosos. Price, Large 16 onfiéé'Bottle $1.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents. Female Weakness, Nervous Chills, Paralysis, Nervous Paroxysms and Nervous Choking, Hot Flashes, Palpitation of the Heart, Mental Despondency, Sleeplessness, , St. Vitus’ Dance, . Nervousness of Females, Nervonsness of Old Age, Neuralgia, Pains in the Heart, Pains in the Back, Failing Health, I be an taking the Nt-rvlnc Tonic. and continued to use tor EVERY. BOTTLE WARRANTED. ' If not kept by Druggi‘s‘ts order direct from __ Dr. E. osrcnca, Crawfordsvllle, ind. For Sale at Fé‘iielon Falls by w. R. mADILL. Wm. Campbell’s- Over genera; ghntumd tered. appetite gone. was coughing and spitting ‘ can o "o w. ’,.a.>.~...»,....râ€"yv, T r .. y till, :Fa‘Shionalble‘ iTailors. 1. ‘ i ' VVe ar’e ino‘w pl‘clpn‘red 'to turn‘out Cl‘oth‘és liesâ€"to Suit the Closest oi Buyers. W oooovooombom 'svâ€"wâ€"JOfiR STOP‘K OF â€"â€"â€"-a~â€"â€""~a n ‘ coatings, Trouseringis and Settings sewsâ€"â€" IS COMPLETE- â€"~+~â€"% coooowmowcwoonoqoooooomooumuwn As aprddf "of the popularity of our clothing, we may note ‘tiha‘t'orders are continually coming in from Manitoba and the North-West. SON. . CLARK‘ &. o g) i ll P twill”3 4â€"3 0 a 230%.. out was % agenda) 5'4: _. 0 330328 dab-4'8 * on Qt sued: Q "232:; Q: flowsâ€"a .ie-i 5 wt so 6* 0:: '93 @ :OE'q" _ cum on Cir-0‘ -.E 9 “323:3 .5223 e. 5 em .2: ' fl finsâ€"t Q to m ’5 c5" 5 Câ€"‘i -.-. % as. llEEtE‘t, DEALER IN llllLLIl‘lERY AN FANCY GOODS and Watts of all Kinds. . LINDSAY ._ MarbleWorks. R. CHAMBERS is prepared to furnish the people of Limi- ‘ say and surrounding country with MONUMENTS AND' HEADSTONES, both Marble and Granite. Estimates promptly given on all kinds of cemetery work. Marble Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. WORKSâ€"in rear 0 the market on (Inm- bridge street, opposite Motthews‘ mulling house. . a ‘ Being a practical workman all should see his designs and compare prices before purchasing elsewhere. ROBT. CHAMBERS. ' North of the Town Hall. HEADQUARTERS. IN VICTORIA COUNTY FOR lloum Paper and Picture Frames -â€"18 ATâ€" w. A. Goonwm’s, Baker's Block,iKent-st., Lindsay. Artists’ Goods a Specialty. Machine Needles, Alabastine and Eye Works Agency. use“ Please call and see my 5c. Paper. Lindsay, April 2nd, 1892. mm; General Biackémith, Francis-st, Fenelon ,Falls Blacksmithiugi.) all its dill'erent branches done on short. notice and at the lowest living prices. Particularattcntion paid to horse-shoeing. Give me a call and I will guarantee satisfaction. 45-ly. it it it ‘ an. MANUFACTURER 0F Wall and flaw Eaper SADDLES, IN G REAT VARIETY. HARNESS, stamping Don... traumas, Eggs T (new in Ear/range. Culbtme Steel, lenelon Falls. Britta? .___._ Fast Colored Ging- hams for 100. Fast Colored. Mus- lins for 10¢. Fast Colored. Prints for 10 cents. @@ The freshest Goods in the village at "VALESES. Everything belonging to the Saddlery and Harness Trade constantly kept in stock. REPAIRING Done on the Shortest Notice. Kent-stilliliay, tint. The “ Fcnelcn Falls Gazette” is printed every Friday at the office, on the corner ofMay & Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION 31 A YEAR'IN ADVANCE or one cent per week will be added as long as it remains unpaid. A dvcrtisiu g liutcs . Professional or business cards, 50 cents perline per anuum, Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 cents per line for every subsequent inser- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or quartet-,1“ a column or less, upon reason- able terms. J'OB PRINTING of all ordinary kinds executed neatly co- roctly and reasonable rates. . ‘ E. D. HAND. Prqlrium- l l i i l . l “V