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vvvvvvvvvv_,. .. . . Henry Sworn. AND SOME PEOPLE WILL THINK HE WAS' JUS'] I‘FIED TOO. Tl c Brownsmiths had not been mar- .ried long. They live in a suburban ‘towu in the Queen Ann house to which they overe in the habit of inviting their ~friends from the city, apparently for the purpose of telling them how well the trains are arranged and that they intend ‘lo raise all their own vegetables next ,year. Mr. Brownsmith is also in the Xv: . » e . a i. a: Stomachtfhiver burs habit of telling his intimate friendsjust The Most Astonishing Medical Digeovery of what. he would do in case he should discover a burglar on his premises, and his wife had been known timidly to ex- press the hope that. llenry would confine himself in such a case to inflicting merely moderate injuries upon the would-be n-araudrr. The other night she was aroused by sounds proceeding from the lower part M the house. The Ion;y expected burg- lars had arrived! Her husband was . sleeping the sleep of the suburbanite by her side, and she shook him. whispering traazically in his ear, “ Henry, Henry, I hear some one moving about. down stairs! ” ' “ Uniâ€"hm l ” “Henry, Henry. wake up. 5be murdered in our beds 1" The response was a murmur in which the only articulate words were. " the cat." “ No. it isn’t the cat. Oh, why did .I ever leave my comfortable home, where there ’were burglar alarms at every win- dow, and come out here to be murdered in my bed ? " To which Mr. Browmmith, nettled and wide awake, made reply is sarcastic tones: “ But. my dear, you are not. mur- <dared yet. When you are, it will be time to complain. “This is no time for joking, Henry Brownsmith," retorted his wife, “and I thought you intended to steal down and surprise any burglars who entered :tlle house. overwhelm them and march them to the station house." But Henry displayed a singular caution not in keeping: with his words. " You see,” he explained, "we don’t know how many may be down there. and " “But. oh, Henry, my new bonnet! I left it on the library table." “Never mind, my dear," with a groan, the bill is with it. He may take that too. Besides you oughtn’t to be so careless.” “Oh, Henry. how can you be so :cruel? But why don't you go down and scare them off? ” “All in good time, my love. It. is best to move cautiously in these cases. Besidesâ€"altâ€"my-dife insurance policy hasvrunrout. I do not fear death my- :nelf. but the idea of leaving youpcnui- less ” 0h, Henry, bow brave you are, but perhaps it is only the wind." “ No, I am sure that it. is burglars. and I will go boldly down. But prom- ise me that. if I am killed you will not marry that. abominable cousin of yours." “Oh, Henry," weeping, " don't. {:0 don’t be so rash 1 Never mind about the bonnet. It wasn't so very becoxn jug after all." “ Very true,” with alacrity. “13.: sides, ifI were killed you would have 'to wear a black one." “ Ye-es. Oh, why doesn’t somebody come along? We could call for them to send the police. What. time is it. Henry ? ” At this Henry, clad ofa diversion, began feeling under the pillow. Sud- denly he sprang out on the floor, crying: “ By Georgie. it isn’t thcrcl I mus; haveâ€"I did leave it on the mantlepiwe al er I wound it. up. I say. this is an outrage. 'l‘hat watch cost 3200. I'll go down and "â€"-â€" Here he began a search for his clothes. At this his wife beam to weep wildâ€" ly. “ Ohhllenry, don’t. go; he’ll kill you! Oh, there he is coming up stairs now! " And, sure enough, a rather heavy footstep was heard coming up the elairs. and Mrs. Brownsmith rapidly got be hind her husband. “ Whoâ€"who are you, and what do you want?" he called in rather shaky tones. “ It's me,” replied a familiar and in- jured tone, “ an’ breakfast is ready. as ye told me. 'lh’ train'll go in three- quarters of an hour.” " Oh, Henry.” cried his wife, “ I for got. all about it! You see. I wanted to go into town and do some shopping, and I thought. I would take the 5 o'clock train. so I told the eirl to have break fast, and -oh, l‘lenry, if you continue to use such language I shall certainly go home to mammal "â€" Chicago Tribune. We will 0". There is a growing: movement in Scotland to revive the Gaelic language. Remus l.‘l_ Six llouus â€"Distress-ing Kidney and Bladder disruses relieved in six hours by the “ vaGreat South Anna-icon Kidney Care ” This new remedy is a great surprisi- and delight to physicians on account of its exceeding pro‘mptuess in relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and every part of the urinary passages .in male or female. It relieves retention of water and pain in passing it almost iatiuredintely. If you want quick relief and cure this is your remedy. Sold by W. R. Hadlll, druggist. the Last. One Hundred Years. It is Pleasant to the Taste as the'Sweetest Nectar. It is Safe and Harmless as the Purest Milk. This wonderful Nervine Tonic has only recently been introduced into this country by the proprietors and manufacturers of the Great South American Nervine Tonic, and yet its great value as a curative agent has long been known by a few of the most learned physicians, who have not brought its merits and value to the knowledge of the general public. This medicine has completely solved the problem of the cure of indi- gestion, dyspepsia, and diseases of the general nervous system. It; is also of the greatest value in the cure of all forms of failing health from whatever cause. It; performs this by the great nervine tonic qualities which it possesses, and by its great curative powers upon the digestive organs, the stomach, the liver and the bowels. No remedy compares with this wonderfully valuable Nervine Tonic as a builder and strength- ener of the life forces of the human body, and as a. great renewer of a broken-down constitution. It is also of more real permanent value in the treatment ‘amd (cure of diseases of the lungs than any consumption remedy ever used on this continent. It. is a marvelous cure for nerv- ousness of females .of all ages. Ladies who are approaching the critical period known as change :in life, should not fail to use this great Nervine Tonic, almost constantly, for the space of two or three years. It will carry them safely over the, danger. This great strengthener and cura- tive is of inestimable value to the aged and infirm, because its great energizing properties will givcthem a. new hold on life. It. will add ten or fifteen years to the lives of many of those who will use a half dozen bottles of the rowed" each year. lT IS A GREAT REMEDY FORTHE CURE OF Nervousness, Broken Constitution, Nervous Prostration, chility of Old Age, Nervous Headache, Indigestion and Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Heartburn and Sour Stomach, Female Weakness, Weight and Tenderness in Stomach, Nervous Chills, Loss of Appetite, Paralysis, Frightful Dreams, Nervous Paroxysms and Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears, Nervous Choking, Weakness of Extremities and Hot Flashes, Fainting, Palpitation of the Heart, Impure and Imvaerished Blood, Mental Despondency, Boils and Carbuncles, Sleeplessness, Scrofula, St. Vitus’ Dance, Scrofulous Swellings and Ulcers, Nervousness of Females, Consumption of the Lungs, Nervousness of Old Age, Catarrh of the Lungs, Neuralgia, Bronchitis and Chronic Cough, Pains in the Heart, Liver Complaint, Pains in the Back, Chronic Diarrhoea, Failing Health, Delicate and Scrofulous Children, Summer Complaint of Infants. All these and many other complaints cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic. NERVGUS DISEASES. As a cure for every class of Nervous Diseases, no remedy has been able to compare with the Nervine Tonic, which is very pleasant and harmless in all its effects upon the youngest; child or the oldest and most delicate individual. Nine-tenths of all the ailmentnto which the'human family is heir are dependent on nervous exhaustion and impaired diges- tion. When there is an insufficient supply of nerve food in the blood, a general state of debility of the brain, Spinal marrow, and nerves is the result. Starved nerves, like starved muscles, become strong when the right kind of food is supplied; and a thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear as the nerves recover. As the nervous system must supply all the power by which the vital forces of the body are carried on, it is'the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition. ' Ordinary food does not. con- tain a. sufficient quantity of the kind of nutriment necessary to repair the wear our present mode of living and labor imposes upon the nerves. For this reason it becomes necessary that a nerve food be supplied. This South American Nervine has been found by analysis to contain the essential elements out of which nerve tissue is formed. This accounts for its universal adaptability to the cure of all forms of nervous de‘ rangement. ’ CRAWFORDBVILLE, Inn.._Aug. 20, ’86. Rm;an Wm . ~ To (In Grant South. American Medicine 00.: “mam. or Bro‘mlvauey' Ind" DEAR GENTS:_1 dame to my to you that I says: “Ihnd been in adlstressed condition for have suffered for many years with a, very serious three years from Nervousncss, Weakness of the disease of the stomach and nerves. I tried every Stomach. Dyspepsia. and Indigestion. until my medicine I could hear of, but nothing done me health was gone, I had been doctorlng con- any appreciable good until I was advised to . . , - try your Great South American Nervlnc Tonic Blauuy’ “ml no “he? I boflght one bomb or and Stomach and Liver Gum, and “nee using. Smith American Nervmc. which done me more several bottles of it I must say that. I am sur- good than any $50 worth of doctorlng I ever prised at its wonderful powers to cure the stom- did in my me, I would advise every Weakly per. och and eneral nirvouu a stem. 1' ever one knew the Ealue of thls remedy as I dolyou wlbuld “on to use this valuable and lovely “med-7 ' a few bottles of it has cured me completely. I not be able to supply the demand. J. A. Banana, Ex-Treas. Montgomery 00. consider it the grandest medicine in the world." INDIGESTION AND DYSFEPSIA. The Great South American Nervine Tonic Which we now offer you, is the only absolutely unfailing remedy ever discovered for the cure of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and the vast train of symptoms and horrors which are the result of disease and debility of the human stomach. No person can afford to pass by this jewel of incal- culable value who is affected by disease of the stomach, because the ex- perience and testimony of many go to prove that this 13 the ONE and ONLY ONE great cure 1n the world for this universal destroyer. There is no case of unmalignant disease of the stomach which can resist the wonderful curative powers of the South American Nervinc Tonic. Haunts! E. HALL. of Waynetown. Ind., says: Mus. ELLA A. BRA'I‘TON, of New Ross. Indiana. “I owe my life to the Great South American any,“ “I cannot express how much I owe 1,0 the Nervine. I had been in bed for five months from the effects of an exhausted stomach. Indigestion. Nervous Prostration, and a. general shattered condition of my whole system. Had given up all hopes of getting Well. Had tried three doc- tors. with no relief. The first bottle of the Nerv- lue ’l‘onic improved me so much that Iwm able to walk about. and a. few bot tlce cared me entirely. Nervluc Tonic. My system was completely shat» tered. appetite gone, “'st coughing and spitting up blood; um ours I was in the first. stages of consumption. an inheritance handed down through several generations. I began taking the Nervlue Turtle, and continued its use for about six months. at] am entirely cured. It I believe it ls the best medicine in the world. I in the grandest: remedy for nerves, stomach and can not recommend it too highly." l lungs I have ever econ." No remedy compares with Son'rn Ann-chu Nnnvmn: an a. cure for the Nerves. No remedy com- pares with South American Net-vine as a. wondrous cure for the Stomach. No remedy will at all compare with South American Nervlue as a cure for all forms of faillnzg health. It never fails to cure Indigestion and Dyspepsia. It never fails to cure Chore-.1 or St. Yitus‘ Dance. Its powers to build up [hp whole system are wonderful 1n the extreme. It cures the old, the young, and the mid- dle aged. t is a great friend to the aged and infirm. Do not neglect. to one this precious boon; if you do. you may neglect the only remedy which will restore you to health. South American Nerviue is perfectly safe, and very pleasant to the taste. Delicate ladies, do not full to use thls great: cure, because It will put the bloom of freshness and beauty upon your lips and in your checks, and quickly drive away your disabilities and weaknesses. Price, Large 18 ounce Bottle $21.00; Trial Size, 15 Cents. EVERY BOTTLE WARRANTE D. If not kept by Druggists order direct from Dr. E. ETGHQH, Crawfertlsville, Ind. For Sale at Fenelon Falls by W. R. MADILL. EF MP3 A. 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