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vv 'vvwv‘vv-vvw,. Trials of a Twin. in form and feature, face and limb, FENELON FALLS MARKETS. Reported by the North Star Roller Hill 00. Diane-ragga I grew so like my brother, Fenelou Falls, Friday, May 25th 1910- , {J SOCIETIES. That folks got taking me for him, Wheat, Scotch or Fit‘e . ... 66 to ‘ T . l‘ v F . \ y" And each for oneanolher. _ Wheat, fal]: per bushel. . u 65 IXIVIIGH l‘S OF TEL l‘ .D MACCALEED lt puzzled all our ktth and kin, Wheat, spring N” u U 66 Diamond '1an ha. 208. Meets in the It reached a fearful pitch; Barley, per bushel.... . ... 35 in “an thith True Blue hall in McArthur's Block on the To“ 93° 0f “5 "as how “ “Vi”! Buckwheat“ .... . . , . 40 first and third Tuesday in each month. And "at a soul knew WhiCh' Oil-t3: “ - -.'-- - u. 24 -.~, . _,.- F Cuas. WXSE, Com. . l - r r " ‘ ‘v “7. BL’l G '.‘ ‘ ’ ' to tars .. :3 :3 ~ mi $le lititiehi â€"â€" C *‘ Before our names were fixed, y i - - - u _ , _ , . ____‘ As we were being washed by nurse, We got completely mixed; And thus you see by fate’s decree, Ur rather nurse’s whim, My brother John got christened me, ‘ ll. .‘l. MASON N G. . -. ' Hogs 1ive).............. 5.0 6.00 r . _ And I got christened him. Hogs Enressed) I . . . u 6.00 6 50 J. F. \ ancon, Sc c. This fatal likeness even dogged Be“ . . . ._ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5.520 6-00 'mhl â€"na_~_ ‘ , .“_ ‘ ply footsteps when at school, Svheelpskms . , . , . .. , , ,, . . . cg p (I): (infiltld .ltli‘élgj'l‘xlk TIlE pintng And I Was always gelling fl°gg°d 0°» --------- ' 1 ‘ Mrs. MacDougall, havmg secured the serwces of MISS ' "‘ ‘ “mm” ‘ “5‘ °" 1 m “0“” When John turned out the tool; I put this question fruitlessly, To every one I knew, Potatoes, “ .... .... 20 ' 30 Butter,pcr lb...... 14 15 Eggs,per doze-n...... .... 9 10 Harspercon............. 6.00 _700 Hides..... 5.00 ‘ G50 Flour, Silverlidaf . . . . .. . . 1.90 2.10 Ficur,Victoria .... 1.80 2.00 Flour, Family, Clipper. . .. 1.60 1.80 AT MRS. MACDOUGALL’S. new anessnsaans fisstissusar. Brooks, a first-class dressmaker from Detroit, is now pre- pared to execute all orders for Dress and Mantle Making ANADIAN ORDER OF ODDFL‘LLOWS Trent Valley Lodge No. 71. lice: in the Orange hall on Francis street west on the first and third Mondays in each month Tuesday in every month. J. J. ansox, W. M. ‘ J. M. MARSHALL, Rec-Sec. u Whatwould you do, if you were me, Bran, per 100 lbs ..... . .. . 75 I 89 . , , , . . . , . Mm N .. To prove that you were you?” Shorts, u u 85 9a and Ladies Tailoring on the shortest notice and at rca- NDEPENDENTORDER “FORESTWS Our close resemblance turned the tide . Of our domestic life, For, somehow, my intended bride Became my brother’s wife. .And so from day to day the same Absurd mistakes went-on, And when I died the neighbors come And buried brother John. ' 0.. Trouble For Paw. READS MAW A JOKE WHICH SHE FAILS TO COMPREHEND. " . l’aw was reading in an almaunich that I Brot home from the drug Store _ last nite, and pritty soon he commeuct to lati’. _ ‘ ' I I ‘ “ What’s roug ? " maw ast. . . "‘ This is one of the Best jokes I ever * seen,” paw says. “Lissum and I’ll read ~ it To you. ‘ Do‘ckternot as Bad as that. of :1. Don- tust‘?’~ Do you no ? ” paw ast. “ No,” maw told him. ‘ Why is The mistake of a- MixedChop u 1.00 1.15 East Victoria Farmers’ Institute. Annual Meeting. .The annual meeting of the East Victoria Farmers’ Institute will be held in Dickson’s Hall, FENELON FALLS, __.on_. SATURDAY, JUNE 2nd, commencing at 1 o’clock p. in. sharp. Order of Business: Receiving and discussing President’s Report, Report of the Exccutive, Secretary’s Report, Auditors’ Report. ‘ Arranging for Institute meetings for 1900 and 1901. ' - v Election of Directors. 4 At 2.30 p. in. Miss Laura Rose, Lady In- structor in dairying at the Agricultural College, Guelph, will address the meeting, after which a Women’s Institute will be ‘ new nit/amass sonable prices. . Entrance through the store. » Apprentices wanted atoncc. n, in. We are still to the front in tense sass. asrss can: grasses . Court. Phoenix No. 182. Meet on the .‘ ,last Monday of each month, in the True » Blue hall in MoArthur’s Block. R. Doonmrrr, Ch‘iet‘ Ranger. SAMUEL ELLERY, R. S. ‘tANADIAN HOME CIRCLES. ill-ENE LON Falls Circle No. .127, meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block the. -~ first Wednesday in every month. P. C. BURGESS, Leader. R. B. Srnvnsrnn, Secretary. v RAND A.M., G. R. C. THE SPR‘t V .‘ Lodge No.406. Meets on the first Wednesday oi‘cach month,on or before the full of the moon, in the lodge room in Cunningham’s Block. H. II. GRAHAM, W. M. REV. W.‘ Fanxconn, Secretary EIISCICLLAN EOUS‘: . URL-[C LIBRARYâ€"PATRICK KELLY, Librarian. Open daily, Sunday except- ed, from 10 o’clock a. m..till 10 p.111. Books exchanged on Tuesdays and Saturdays from “ ‘Becoz,” paw red, ‘ one fills six feet formed. and the uthor fills an aiker.’ ” Meeting open to all. Let everybody, and ' “ How do they do that?" says maw. CSPCCH‘HY the ladies: be Present- ’ "Becoz they make a mistake,” paw. W-H. CULLTSK WM- ’I‘HURSTON, ' anserd. ' Fremdent. Secretary. “ Which makes it ? ” maw ast. -‘ Both of them,” paw says. “ Didn’t I just read it? That’s why the mis- ' wake the docktcr makes ain’t as Bad as the dentust‘s” *‘ Why not? " maw ast. “The dockter only Fills six Feat.” paw auscrcd, “ and the Deutust fills an ‘ aikcr.” “ I don’t understand about. the Feat." TUESDAY, the 29fll day of MAY, l900, ..-ma\v 'l‘old him. “ Why does he Fill Six fee" and What Does .119 fill them willplcase take notice and govern them-' .with ? ” i a , selves accordingly. The roll is now open Paw began to look kind of glassy out for inpsection at my office. * of his eyes, and he Rcd the joke again W. T JUrNKIN,' .to Himself so he would be sure he F 1 F n” U ’1’!“ 193651000 Clef/C Didn’t make Euny mistake. Then he em on “ °’ 1 “l " 1’ ' -, says : - . “ Why, you see if a Dockter would ., . .makc a mistake it mite. be fatle, and So ° T'P° he would fill Siz feat of crth with aman. Specialist, choz the man would be About six EYE, EAR, NOSE and THROAT. Feat long, you no.” . . . . . ~ “ < W11 \'l"ll.S m “on H ‘c I d‘. r H H I don’t see mum“ to Laff at about chiicsdtiy. lIlldltrs, lodha.’ titlntdql’iifiiri. smell a thing,” maw mm mm, ” May Consultations, eyc,ear, nose and throat. be it inttcn’t be a man at all, or else he Pelerborough, corner George and Murray 1211.111. till 3 p.1‘n.and in the evening from Delhi/est pattel‘DS In 7 to 9. Reading room in connection. Dress Muslims, Pines and that Settings, Office hours from 7.25 a. m. to 8 and colored. p.1n. Mail going south closcsat 7.3121. m. Mail going north closes at 11.40 mm. Sav- ings bank and money order business trans- acted from 8 a. m. to 7 p. m. white Notice is hereby given that a Court for the revision of the assessment roll of the V Village of Fenelon Falls will be held in Jordan’s hall on Our li’iiiiiuery is always Up-to-date. w. cassassni... at 10 o’clock. a. In. All parties interested ls always cheap furniture in . the long run. Looks better}... Wears better. Gives better satisfaction. I have the best and largest stock of furniture of all kinds, from the best manufacturers in the province consisting of ‘ â€"â€"DI.\'ING noon FURNITURE --BEDP.OO.\1 SETS â€"EASY CHAIRS, .mitc Be short.’, streets. â€"II:OICJZI\§ER§, “ Oh, well,” paw says, “it Just says â€"-WU .- GES, "he would be a Six footer, so to make it â€"SIDEBOARDS, come in funny with the aikcr.” “ What does it mean by that ? ” maw RQBSQHES as... _ Horse and Cattle Spica. , _ '.‘ That's the joke.” paw says. 1“.Whichis ? ” maw Told him. ' ",“Why, the aiker, you no,” Paw an- .scrd. ' i “ Where are they cuny joke about P’l‘hat ? ” maw ast. “ The dcutust Fills it, you no,” paw ’sed. but he Didn’t seem to be very sure {aPssigisgfirthis: .. it 31b. Package for 250. “made a mistake." ' “ Don‘t you No what an aiker is ? ” ‘paw ast. “ A tooth that you fill is an aiker, you no, and they have aikers of ground.” ~ ’ " But where Does the mistake come in? ” maw told him. *‘ Why. he Fills the rong one,” Paw answered, wiping his brow and kind of looking around like if he was trying to 'see it the escape was all cut OH". “I ‘ “Well, then, how Dot's he Fill the. aikcr,” maw ast, “ if the Tooth he Fills i: a Good one and duzzeut need To be BPON l filled ‘? It. wouldn’t be an aikcr- if it was b- all rite, would it?" Paw got up and threw the allmau- ick in thc waste basket alter he Tore it in Two and sod : . “ Tucrc's no Use try iu;_r to Bring enuy sunshine into this Family, and I want, to drop the subjeckt rite now. The man who row that joak was a fool, and the Fellow that printed it in the all~ :nanick was a worse one. but I ain't going to rung Either one of them By _SPRINGS AND MATTRASSES. â€"KITCHEN FURNITURE (all kinds,) and prices are away down. Repairing and all ordered work promptly attended to. W Undertaking in all its branches. L. DEYMAN. A splendid thing for Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Pigs, Poultry, etc. It tones up the system and makes them thrive. ' Excellent for milch cows, increasing greatly the flow ofmilk. No l‘arm should be without it. Pt; The biggest value in the market. Robson’s Drug Store, FENELON FALLS. x, GROCERIES DEPARTMENT. We desire to call your attention to the following line 0t goods, just received: Choice Cleaned Currants; Choice Seeded Raisins, one pound m packages (East Brand) ; Fine Filia-ted ur 'ants ; Selected Valencia Raisins; Stiltana Raisms. A full stock of Crosse & Blackwell’s Peels; Soft-shell Almonds; Shelled Grenoble Wal- nuts; Shelled Almonds. CROCKERY DEPARTMENT. Toilet and Dinner Sets. For the next two weeks we will to ‘ ‘ ~ N A '11 these woods' also 1 l'trrre Stock of F'tllCV " _ _ _ ofiei specml \aluc 1 a , . c D . V Repairing a $pemafly- T1,. , e 1 f GOOdS’ Lamps etc. ' ‘ Agent for Pianos and Organs l ' 3 l' r In 0 ' Engagement. Biil‘ixdnrl. BOOT AND SHOE DEPARTMENT. â€" or Other Presclltmons’ .A full line of the best. goods and latest styles money can 5509"” D'wsm" COURT Get acquainted with our Rings. â€"0F Tun- Turnip, Mangel, Carrot, and all ‘ kinds of Gar-den and Field Seeds. -â€"~__.._ .__-. 7E4; HARNESS SEQ WEQW’S . Harness of all kinds made We have a very complete and at- order 011 shortest not-ice. tractive variety of new styles in gem rings which you should seeâ€"ifyou are interested in rings. unjustsuâ€"‘pishens. )lcbby they didn't . buy- County 0" Vic‘tol‘ia- CY“. try] unjiifofjfrlnryh -600]; Bras'! I‘he next Sittings of the above Court will we m i LENDSAY. Call and see our Men’s, Youths, and B0375, Sluts.» “150 5‘ “ice be 11°” i“ Di°k3°“'51"‘”’Fe“°’°" “'15, line of Ulsterg and Overcoats. . These are only a fiew of the ON MONDAY, JUNE 18th, 1900, lllleS of new goods lllSt placed in StOCk- You are invited to commenciugat 1 o’clockin the afternoon , u . ,- , ,, ‘ Thursday June 7th will be the last (la. take a. close look through the stocks and compute pi was a hethei of 5mm; 0,, defen'dms residing in mil; L ' I- I y . t county. Defendants living in other coun- 011 bu) 01' no ' ties must be served on or hot ' J y Our 250. Tea is immense Value- me ""0 2nd S. NEVISON, E. D.HAND, JCS. MOFARLAND. ~- If you are a good boy, Johnny, you will surel» go to heaven." . “ That's what you told me last year. I’d ruther you'd promise me a goat this year." “ How olten do you kill a man? " asked a p's‘enger of a New LOIIdull ~ notorman the other day. . “001] one,“ was the laconic reply. First class work at moderate prices at the GAZETTE office, Fenelon Falls. A good stock of cuts. c Bailifl‘. g , Clerk Fenelon Falls, April 24th, 1900,