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It 4L {And so the city‘hati a'ClII‘rrt‘tj, " That seemed to urge him. day and night- 'I‘he Way of the World. 'Hisyoluth was spent upon a farm ' In soice'ha'ckwoods locality, A strong potentiality. A To seek itggfieat inflict! - ' Tb le‘ave’the fields behind and write A drama of society. Now, had he been in city born, Where crotvds are really maddening, Far from the waving wheat and corn And sylvan silence gladdening, It would have been just his Caprice To show his versatility, By writing pastorals of peace And ballads of tranquillity. "Tis ever thus! What man can doâ€" This is the rule immutableâ€" He contemplates with sullen view, V And deems the task unsuitable, ” ~While that of which he knows the least He tackles with avidityâ€" He deems there is a. fruitful feast ~Where there is most aridity. ' The man who’s built to run a mill Would seek a berth congressional ; ' The one who’s used to axe and drill Would play as a recessional; The millionaire who deals in stocks Has country-life propensities ; The farmer, treading on his ox, ...Would deal with Trade’s immensities. "CThe modern maiden is beguiled By some absurd “ affinity ;” The woman who could rear 3. child ls oping masculinity. " They all forget they must progress In fields that are permitted them, ' Nor strive from Life to woo success For which it never fitted them. â€"Ellt'ot Flower, in Life. A Bluff Called. _.. -....HO.W TWO LADIES MADE A CORPORA- '.'>."'EI*ON TEAR ITS HAIR. ' Two women, whose names should be ‘ placed on the same tablet with the Pom- peiian sentinel and the boy who stood on the burning deck, boarded a trolley car in one of the upper suburbs of New York and firmly ensconced themselves in the little vestibule sacred to the .- motor-man. “ You can’t stay here, ladies,” said . that ofiicial briskly. ‘ _..He was wrong. The ladies staid. ‘Ile called the conductor, and the we- men called the conductor’s blufl’. The conductor called five policemen, and .,the five policemen called an inspector. The inspector, backed by his five subordinates, the conductor and the motorman, glared at the females and said harsh things to them, but they held to their coign of vantage. Then the inspector shook his head and turn- ed away. And the disciplined quintet of subordinates shook their heads and .turned away. “ You have a high forehead, inspec- ‘ tor," said one of the domes in a tune that was meantto be complimentary. And the conductor and the motor- man sat down on the side of the road way and waited. They couldn't go ahead with those woman in the front vestibule, and they couldn’t get ’cm out. In the meantime cars were lining up behind them clear to Harlem bridge, and excursionists of all degrees were raging at the delay. But. rules are rules, and for three hours trafiic was suspended by those obstinate ladies. Finally the irate superintendent in ,his ofiice several miles away had a ‘happy thought. “ Sidetrnek that car,” he' telephoned, > “ and let those women enjoy it for the rest of their natural lives! ” So the motorman sidetracked the car, and the traffic was resumed. And there the obstinate ones sat in slient state until the sun climbed up above White Plains to stare at them, and then they stole from the vestibule and boarded another car and stood with the common herd, and perhaps inwardly chuckled .over the way in which they had block- .ed the workings of a brash and boastful corporation. .__,. â€"â€"¢â€".o Hard to Understand Woman. , “ Oh, you can’t please a woman,” he raid disgustcdly; " it‘s no use trying ,” " What’s happened now ? ” “ I met that pretty Miss Brown in a dark hallway and kissed her. Ididn't think she'd mind, you know .” " And she did mind '3" “ Well, she pretended to be very angry. so I thought I‘d smooth things mmtl by telling her thutit was all a mistake, that I thought she was some- body else." " ~~ And then ?” -~ Why, then she really was very an- pry. Wise Man. “Great idea, that of Mike's,” said the enthusiastic hecler of the better sort. ‘- He isn't satisfied with shaking hands u ith hi~ constituents in the ordinary way. When he meets one of them, he grabs bath his hands." -‘ Ain’t that rather overdoing it?” said the cautious person. " It might look that. way to you, but. Alike knows his business. As long as he holds the fellow’s hands his watch in side.” luau. «Nothingis more delightful-in the winter than a choice collection of flow- ers. You 0011 have them at a very small price it' you obtain a few of our choice bulbs. We have the following: Chinese Sacred Lillies, Double and Slnlge Hyacinths, Roman and Miniature Hyacinths. Easter Lillies, Narcissus, Ornithogulum Alflblttlm, etc. Robson’s Drug? Store, FENELON FALLS A GRAND ASSORTMENT OF Horse Blankets, Trunks and. Valises AT NEVISON’S HARNESS SHOP. Collars Warranted. Agent for Pianos and Organs. KAWARTEA: LAKES. The TRENT VALLEY NAVIGATION 00., LIMITED. .â€" SAILINGS 0F BOATS . Commencing Monday, October 1st. , “ESTURION.” Leave Bobcaygeon 8.00 a.m. Arrive Lindsay 10 30 a. In. Leave Lindsay 3.00 p. m. Arrive Bobcaygeon 5.30 p. m. Calling at Sturgeon Point on signal only. Meals are served on the Esturion. 20 and 50 Trip Tickets for families may be had at reduced rates at the Office of the Company or of W. H. Hamilton, Bobcay geon. Lindsay Agent, Geo. Wilder, G. T R. Town Ticket Agent, Express Office. To Dairy Farmers. The Alpha Disc De Laval Cream Separ- ator'took the Grand Prize at the Paris Ex- position, and is used by all leading dairy- men throughout the Province. Can be seen at the implement shed of the under- signed, who has been appointed sole agent for this district. JOHN NORTHEY, Colborne St. Fcnelon Falls, Sept. 27th, 1900. Furniture Is always cheap furniturein the long run. Looks better. Wears better. Gives better satisfaction. -I have the best and largest stock of furniture of all kinds, from the best manufacturers in the province consisting of -â€"DIN1NG noon FURNITURE -â€"BEDROOM SETS â€"â€"EASY CHAIRS, -â€"aocxnns, -â€"LUUNGES, â€"SIDEBOARDS, _SPRINGs AND MATTRASSES, â€"KITCHEN FURNITURE (all kinds,) and prices are away dOWn. Repturing and all ordered work promptly attended to. WUndcrtaking in all its branches. L. DEYMAN. Dr. T. P. MCCULLOUGH. Specialist, EYE. EAR. NOSE and THROAT. Will visit Simpson House, Lindsay, every Wednesday Hours, 10 a. m. to 4 p. m Consultations, eye, ear, nose and throat Peterborough, corner George and Murray streets. 1 _,_3_.M..:,.;.{;.w.,,:. .v . a“ mane-roast. ’[Iudnoqaem 'v '5 mm 'sliep damp, axon 91121 uuppu cog pens 0,120.13 13 an OS asntu Spoofd essay, "liar/“OJ atopeg pun IsaeeH ‘unnouopg firectunH ‘llOilIltU'BIâ€"I ‘qmoopaA ‘uoqutnrl Surpnloul ‘smvrs Tires 1' - ' asnavrrfiIâ€"Ict so stance arr-Tiaras. fdlililtldii nor 1 Wm. CAMPBELL’S ABVERTESEMENT. Fall Goods Just Arrived. Ladies" Suits at $5.?- ' Also a fine assortment of MEET (EATS, Inn tours, ‘ _ atrium. no. SELLING OFF. As I Wish to close up my business in Fenelon Falls as soon as possible, all the goods in the store Will be sold REGARDLESS of COST. This is an opportunity to obtain great bargains of which all should avail themselves. Game to the Special Sale on Saturday. 8. NEVISONL A? THS. GROCERIES DEPARTMENT; We desire to call your attention to the following line OI goods, just received: Choice Cleaned Currants; Choice Seeded Raisins, one pound ’packages (East Brand); Fine Filiated urrants; Seected Valencia Raisins; Sultana Raisins. A full stock of Crosse & Backwell’s Peels; Softâ€"shell Almonds; Shelled Grenoble Wal- nuts; Shelled Almonds. CROCKERY DEPARTMENT. Toilet and Dinner Sets. For the next two weeks we will offer special value in these goods; also a large stock of Fancy Goods, Lamps etc. I BOOT AND SHOE DEPARTMENT. A full line of the best goods and latest styles money can READY-MADE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT. Call and see our Men’s, Youths’ and Boys’ Suits, also a nice- line of Ulster-s and Overcoatsfl These are only a few of the lines of new goods just placed in stock. You are invited to take a close look through the stocks and compare prices whether you buy or not. Our 250. Tea 13 Immense value. JCS. Mcraamun, Thursday at 8 p. In. ..__. “WM SOCIETIES. I NIGHTS OF TENTED MACCABEES Diamond Tent No. 208. Meets in the ’l‘r‘uc Blue hall in McArthur’s Block on the first and third Tuesday in each month. Guns. Wists, Com. C W Boneovns, R. K. ANADIAN ORDER OF ODDFELLOWS Trent Valley Lodge No. 71. Meet» in the Orange hall on Francis street west on the first and third Mondays in each month R. M. Mason, N G. J. T. THOMPSON Jn., Se c. __~â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"___.._.___ 0. L. No. 990. MEET IN THE ORANGE . hall on Francis-St. West on the second Tuesday in every month. - J. J. Nnrtsou, W. M. Tnos. JouxsroN, Rec-Sec. . gr: .. :4). . 2kg» , 11-13.. NDEPENDENEI‘ ORDER of FORESTERS. Court Phoenix No. 182. Meet on the last. Monday of‘each‘ month, in the True Blue hall in McArthur}.s_Block. R. Docn.tnTv,'"Chief Ranger. SAMUEL ELLERY, R. S. ' l CANADIAN ORDER OF FORESTERS, ,Fenelon Falls Lodge No 626. Meets in‘the Orange Hall on Francis street west on_the first Thursday of each month. - Taro. Jov, Chief Ranger, P. DEYMAN, Sec. CANADIAN HOME CIRCLES. FENE LON Falls Circle No. 127, meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block the U first Wednesday in every month. P. C. Buacnss, Leader. R. B. Svmssrsn, Secretary. A F.AND A. M., G. R. C. THE SPRY . Lodge No.406. Meets on the first Wednesday of each mouth,on or before the full of the moon, in the lodge room in Cunningham’s Block; H. H. GRAHAM, W. M. Rsv. W. FAKNCOMD, Secretary 1"“- CIâ€"IURCIâ€"IES. N APTIST CI-IURCH--QUEEN ST REV .W. T. Roberts, Minister. Preaching services every Sunday at 10 30 a. m. and 7 p. In. Bible Class anti Sunday School at 2.30 p. In. Praise and prayer service on METHODIST CHURCH â€" COLBORN' Streetâ€"Rev. R. H. Leitch, Pastor. Sunday service at 10.30 a. m.and 7 p. m Sabbath School at 2.30 p. m. Epwortli League of Christian Endeavor, Tuesday evening at 8 o’clock. Pra 'er mectin ' on Thursday evening at 7.30. ) g T. ANDREW’S CHURCHâ€"COLBORNE Streetâ€"Rev. R. C. H. Sinclair, Pas- tor. Servrces every Sunday at 10.30 a. In and 7 p. m. Sunday School every Sundav at 2.30 p. 111. Christian Endeavor meeting every Tuesday at 8 p. In. Prayer meeting every Thursday at 7.30 p. m. N tALVATION ARMY â€" BARRACKS ON Bond St. Westâ€"Capts. Barkers; Dar- rach. Service every Thursday and‘ Sat- urday evenings at 8 p. m., and on Sundays at 7 a. m., 11 a. m., 3 p. m. and 8 p. m. M ST. ALOYSIUS R. C. CHURCHâ€"LOUISA Streetâ€"Rev. Father O’Learv, Pastor. Services every alternate Sunday at 10.30- a. 111. Sunday School every Sunday at 2 p. m N T.JA1\IES’S CHURCHâ€"BOND STREET Eastâ€" Rev. Wm. Farncomb, Pastor, Service every Sunday at 10.30 a. In. and 7 p. m. Sunday School every Sunday at 2.30 p. m. Bible class ever Thursdn - at 7.30 o’clock. y Y evening Ram . Seats free in all churches. Everybody mvztedlo attend. Strangers cordially welcomed M MIS CELLANEOUS . UBLlC LIBRARYâ€"PATRICK KELLY Librarian. Open daily, Sunday exceptZ ed, from 10 o’clock a. m. till 10 p. In. Books exchanged on Tuesdays and Saturdays from 12 11.111. till 3 p. m. and in the evening from 7 to 9. Reading room in connection. POST-OFFICEâ€"â€"F. J KERR, POSTMAS- ter. Open daily, Sundays excepted, from 7 30a. 11]. to 7 p. m. Mail going south closes at 7.35 a. m. Mail going north closes at 11.25 a. m Letters for registration must be posted half an hour previous to the time for closing the mails. _____‘â€"â€"â€"â€"'-â€"-â€"-â€"â€"_._ ~~ NEWSPAPER LAW. 1. A postmaster is required to give notice by letter (returning the pach does not answer the law), when a subscriber does not take his paper out of the ofiice and state the reason for its not being-taken Any neglect to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publisher for payment. 2. If any person orders his paper discon- tinued he must pay all arrearages, or the pnblishenmay continue to send it until payment. 15 made, and collect the whole amount, whether it is taken from the office or not. There can be no legal discontinu- ance until the payment is made. 3. Any person who takes a in or ' the post-office, whether direeiodp tofrliiz; name or another, or whether he has sub- scribed or not, is responsible for the pay, 4. If a subscriber orders his papor to be stopped at a certain time, and the “pub- lisher continues to send, the subscriber is bound to pay 1'..r it if he takes it out of the post-office. This proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for what he uses. ‘ 5. The courts have decided that refusing to take newspapers and periodicals from the post-office, or removing and leaving them uncalled for is prime cafe 0 of intentional fraiid. f flaw“