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w~VV~ â€"Wn M Mr, M qr- ~ â€" A 'IHE WON ON TAILS. ‘Wal Fast In Quicksand, but Be Took the Chance. There were five or six of us, under ‘the pilotage of a cowboy, looking for a crossing of the Republican river when we caught sight of a man fast in a pquicksand. “Hello, you 1” shouted the cowboy as ‘we halted our horses. “Hello, yourself 1” was the reply. “What you doin’ thar?" “Sorter waitin'.” “You are one of the tellers we hus- ;tled ofi’n Big Four t’other day?" “And what of it?" “Nuthin’, only you won’t bother us 'no more! You’ll be out of sight in an hour!” :the stranger. “I’ve bin in wuss fixes .nor this and come out all right." “You’ll never come out 0’ that, and it’ll sarve you jest right!" The man thrust a hand into his vest pocket and brought up a coin, and, hold ing it between thumb and finger, he called out: “I’m willin’ to take chances. It I win, you help me out; if I lose you kin ride on and be hanged to you!” It was an appeal the cowboy couldn’t refuse, and after a minute he replied: “You rustlers don’t deserve no show, but let ’er go. If you lose, though, I’ll leave you to go to the bottom! Toss 'er up and call out!" “I say tails!” exclaimed the man as he flirted the half dollar to the bank. “Tails she is," replied the cowboy .-ns be bent in his saddle. “Now, then. .ketch the end of this lariat and come .ashore and jest let me tell you that it you don't make yourself skeerce the boys will either hang or shoot you!" “Skeerce she am!" said the man as he got his breath and cast off the~lar~ int, and without waiting to scrape on the mud he started off up the river .and was soon lost to sight. M. QUAD. With Cuts. “Your trouble probably arose from .some forgotten contusion whereby an irritation was caused which communi- cated itself to the”â€" ‘" “Oh. cut all that out!” interrupted the other impatiently. - “But I was going to explain." said the surgeon, “what caused the cancer- ‘ous growth”â€" “Cut that out, too, doctor!" exclaim- , See the new Stock of Mill 8: SENS ‘ ll illllillli'i HillilS SHIP. Quality as good and prices as low as at any store in town. ' u . 1 v ' Don t you bank on that, ’ growled w. D I P R Q R, Agent for census, Pianos, SEWING fiAflEiENES and MASSEY-HARRIS v FAME IMPLEMENTS. We gua ‘antee good goods at reasonable prices. , 0 . Call and see our Instruments and machines before buying. Shop opposite Post-office, FENELGN FALLS. Wild 1 In an ‘2 , Look it over; also your Cutter. If they need any BY COMPARISON ONLY can you judge either goods or prices. WWW W SPECIALS AT CAMPBELL’S THIS WEEK: WWW Men’s Underwear; 100 pieces to sell. A big reduction in price on every piece. 25 and 28c. all-wool grey Flannels, special . . 221:. 6 pieces Flannellete, stripes and checks. Regular price So. Special . . . . . . 6c. 6 pieces yard wide Flannellette, plain colors and str es ; extra good value at . . 9 an 186.. 100 ,yds. single width all wool Dress Goods in brown, grey, green, red, navy and fawn. Regular prices up to 300. Selling now for . . 10, 12% &l5t:. NEW FURS JUST ARRIVED. wan. causes“... Al? N IliiS. GROCERIES DEPARTMENT. We desire to call your attention to the following line oi goods, just received: Choice Cleaned Currants; Choice Seeded Raisins, one pound packages (East Brand) ; Fine Filiated Currants ; Selected Valencia Raisins; Sultana Raisins. A full stock of Crosse & Blackwell’s Peels; Soft-shell Almonds; Shelled Grenoble Wal- nuts; Shelled Almonds. CROCKERY DEPARTMENT Toilet and Dinner Sets. For thenext two weeks we will offer special value in these goods; also a large stock of Fancy Goods, Lamps etc. BOOT AND SHOE DEPARTMENT. A full line of the best goods and latest styles money can buy. . m.,-c: .. 1 NIGHTS OF TENTED MAOCABEES Diamond Tent No. 208. Meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur's Block on the first and third Tuesday in each month. CHAS. WISE, Com. 0 W. Bunsorss, R. ANADIAN ORDER OF ODDFELLOWS . Trent. Valley Lodge No. 71. M‘ce't in the Orange hall on Francis street West on the first and third Mondays in each month D BuoKsssnms, N. G. J. T. Tuoursox Jn., Se’c. ._._â€". 0. L. No. 990. MEET IN THE ORANGE ' . hall on Francis-St. West on the second Tuesday in every month. J. J. Nansen, W. M. F J. ALnons, Rec-Sec. NDEPENDENT ORDER of FORESTERS. Court. Phcnuix No. 182. Mch on the last Monday of each month, in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block. D. GOULD, Chief Ranger. Taos. Ausris, R. S. iANADIAN ORDER OF FORESTERS, li‘cnelon Falls Lodge No 626. Meets in the Orange Hall on Francis street west on the first, Thursday of each month. 'l‘uno. Jov, Cliichnnger, 'P. Dsrnan, Sec. XANADIAN HOME CIRCLES. RENE LON Falls Circle No. 127, meets in the True Blue hall in McArthur’s Block the first Wednesday in every month. P. C. Bunssss, Leader. R. B. Serssrsn, Secretary. F‘. AND A. M., G. R. C. THE SPRY . Lodge No. 406. Meets on the first Wednesday ofcach month,on or before the full of the moon in the ma ,3 . Cunningham’s Bléck. g 1.00110 In F. A. MCDIARMID, W. M. E. FITZGERALD, Secretary. CIâ€"IURCIâ€"IES. BAPTIST CHURCH-«QUEEN ST REV. . Ben]. Davies, Minister. Preaching servrces every Sunday at. 10 3O a.m. and 7 p. m. Bible Class and Sunday School at 2'30 P. m. Praise and m Thursday at 3 p_ m. P Y" service on NlETHODlST CHURCH â€" COLBORNE Streetâ€"Rev. John Gnrbutt, Pastor' Sunday service’at 10.30 a. m. and 7 p m. Sabbath School at 2.30 p.111. Epwdr'li League of Christian Endeavor, Tuesday evening at 8 o’clock. Pra 'er meet'u Thursdayeveningat 7.30. J I g on READY-MADE CLOTHING DEPARTMENT. Call and see our Men’s, Youths’ and Boys’ Suits, also a nice Streetâ€"Rev. R. C. H. Sinclair, Pas- line of Ulsters and Overcoats. These are 0111)’ a few 0f th“ tor. Services every Sunday at 10 30a . ‘ ‘ . ' ' .- ' ‘ - .m lines of new goods Just placed In stock. You are muted t0 and (p m. Sunday School every Sunday ’ , , . . .‘ . 7 v at 2 30 l). m. Chri‘t' E , . ' take a close look thiough the stocks and compai e p1 ices u hethei every Tuesday M 8° . you buy or not. every Thursday at 7.30 p. m. our 200. Tea IS nnlnense Value. SALVATION ARMYâ€"BARRACKS ON ms. McF-ARLAND. repairing or fixing up, now is the time to have it done, and my shop is the place to have it done right. New work done on short notice. F. G. CHAMBERS. ecd the patientâ€"Chicago Tribune. T. ANDRE W’S CHURCHâ€"COLBORNB a" . Matter of Principle. Jago. Sci-Vice every Wednesday, Thurs- day and Saturday evenings at 8 p. m., and on Sunday-sat II a. m.,3 p.11). and? 30 p.m. T. ALOYSIUS R. C. CHURCHâ€"LOUISA Streetâ€"Rev. Father O’Leary, Pastor. Services eyery alternate Sunday at 10.30 ‘ a.m. Sunday School evcrySundayatZ p.111 a T. JAMES’S CHURCHâ€"BOND STREET Eastâ€" Rev. R. MacNamara, Pastor. Service every Sunday at 10.30 a. m. and 7 llNDSll MARBLE WGBKS. Rubi. Chambers Is prepared to furnish the people of Lind- say and surrounding country with MONU- PRINTING. as“ crying for. my little man? Little Boy â€"â€" My fa-father has bin hen-boating me! , Ladyâ€"Well. don’t cry! All fathers have to beat their little boys at times. Little Boy (yelling still more vocif- erouslylâ€"But my father isn't like 0th or farfathers. He’s in a brass ba-band .and boa-beats‘the big drumâ€"Evening \Visconsin. purchasin g elsewhere. WORKSâ€"In the rear of the Market on Cambridge-st , opposite the packing house R. CHAMBERS figzigycggrggzgsgg s3: Exit-3.335. BILL HEADS, POSTERS. g; s: ssa.:::s.:;ninsist-2.: dig".t fit'rso I §E€I)I())el:1‘l see You didn’t Estimates piomplly given on all kinds or . at 7'30 °’°1°CR° nzz1e \now1 â€"- . ~: . cemctcr ' wor mm want to get into bad habitslâ€"Chicago Marbl: Table Tons Wash To 3 Mantle . Sm hows. Pieces. etc” n Specigléy. p ’ mmtcdto attend. Strangers cordially weldonde Wu“ "‘ Pt‘noflcc' Beings practical workman, all should . gm Lady (to little boylâ€"What are you see his designs and compare prices before ETC” EIISCELLANEOUS. WEDDING- INVITATIONS, MEMORIAL CARDS, LADIES’ VISITING CARDS. We have lately added a stock of type and stationery for printing Wedding Invitations, Calling Cards, etc., and can turn out first class work at reasonable prices. URLIC LIBRARYâ€"PATRICK KELLY Librarian. Open daily, Sunday except3 ed, from 10 o'clock n. m. till l0 p. in. Book exchanged on Tuesdays and Saturdays from 12 a.m. till 3 p m and in th ' ' . .. e evomn l‘ 7 to 9. Reading room in connection.g mm CST-OFFICEâ€"F. J KERR, POSTJdAS- ter. Open daily, Sundays excepted from 7 30 a. _m. to 7 p. m Mail going sontli closes 7.3;) a in. Mail going north closes at 11.40 a. in. Letters for registration must be posted hall‘nn hour )rev' ‘ time for closing the mails. I long ‘0 m. Yflll NEE NM GB “What ever became of that prehisâ€" To Montreal or New York toric man who was dug up in Kansas for choice Patterns or low about two months ago?" :a-sked the in- Prices in dividual who reads the papers. WALL PAPER. "He is being worked up into prehis- , toric novels." explains the man who We have them here now for your selection. Game and see samples. I “ Gazette” Office. MM Francis Street West. m ’ NEWSPAPER LAW, 1. A postmaster is re by letter (re keeps pace with literary progress.â€" Baltimore American. -__.__.__.__â€"â€"â€"â€"- [u Kentucky. . quired to give non‘ turning the paper does as: t 0 ill 0 0 Ill 0 9 9 I? .4 . answer the l . g ,. Gay‘myâ€"They never say in'KentPCKy not take his “littlicrlviihli lifllllikcuber do" that a man takes to anythmg like a LINDSAY, @‘J state the reasons for its not beihmce and Any neglect to do so make 3' Nikon. 'a . ‘ b duck to utter ’lhey have a otter NEXT T0 phrase. 1 Rounderâ€"What is it? SIMPSON HOUSE- _ Gnyboyâ€"Like a colonel to corn juice. «Judge. _ s the os responSIblc to the publisher forlilaytgggler - 2. If any person orders his paper di . tmued he must pa “on- . yall arreamoes 0 publisher may continue 10 8(3le it liniil‘l payment. is made, and 0 amount, whether it is takcfill'fdmutlhewgl'o or not. There can be no legal disconli' w angce XII-ill the payment is made. "m. . my person who takes a the post-olficc, whether dii'ccrdilpelohll'n mune or another, or whether he hues ll: scribed or not, is responsible for the nu , 4. If a subscriber orders his paper}: yb stopped at a certain time, and the o be lisher connuurs to send, the subscrilieri'u'. bound to pay for it it" he takes it. out of tlis post-office- This proceeds upon the ground that a‘mun must pay for what he uses 1 o. 'lhe courts have decided that refilsin to take newspapers and periodicals t'roxhI ' In Gold, Silver and high grade Rolled Plate. All new productions. new IIIAcnIraE sun? In renews FALLS. Repression. Claraâ€"Is Mrs. Flitter a good conver- satiouallst? Dorothy â€"Yes. indeed. She makes :you think of lots of good thingsto say. 0 Hip ed Machine Sim u . . . . p on mamas Street v 331“ talks ‘50 mucn that you don t gst 9‘ _.-qast,poppuslle the north side of 'l‘womey’s f 'Chlmce to say them' "‘ Demon Bree hole], and is now ready to repair all kinds ' Press. of Farming, Steamboat and Mill Machinery and Bicycles, and to rcpnll‘ or renew the , . Anumed owner’mlp' wooden parts of implemculs. Lawn Mow- . r' “1 didn't know Kidder owned 811'! rrs repaired and sharpenel, and Saws : :strcrt railroad stock." sharpened and gummed. ‘Tl’s‘hflW! HO doesn't" 3%“ Prices right and all work attended "Wyn, we just stood out on the cor- to promptly. WD“”°’ SCARF PINS, CHARMS, BROOCHES, BRACELETS, PENDAN TS, CUT STEEL CHATELAINES. Britten Bros... Jewellers. CHAINS, The undersigned has opened swell- ~...« .-r I 'r v; . .-...... @Qé‘fluflufl-Iflflflufl' Her. and he said. "There goes my car.’ ” JGHN JONE5_ l Foot of Kent Street. LINDSAY. mzml’gztzfifififogri removingf and leaving ‘ ‘ ‘ i '. l: Blillt‘lln. . _ . , l 3 11"")!!! «oil: evideu ‘5‘ Wmlumllbfl , F-enelon Falls, April 181i)J 190i. l of ‘ul‘vnuonul fraud. 0“ //‘ /.