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Fenelon Falls Gazette, 3 Jul 1896, p. 3

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e' o ? ‘ SUMMER SMILES. 0b, had the power the glf'tie go’en us. To see oursel‘s as ithers see us: What. awful sights we'd find we are; \‘l‘w're iii-tier ignorant by far. Il.rrmvsâ€""\Vhat is the best. wheel on the market I" Hillsâ€""'l'lie best wheel is not on the market any more. I bought. it myself two weeks ago." Friendâ€""Do you belong to the realis- tic or tu the romantic school of litera- ture!" Young authurâ€"“Ni-ithei‘ . I am only in the kindergarten yet." _ “'allaccâ€""Uo you believe in signs?" Fcri'y-“éoine. When you see a wo- man driving south and ism-king cast. it In a pretty sure sign that she means to turn to the west at the first corner." Mrs. Searcherâ€""I thank heaven for one thing at. any rate.” hIr. Weber -"‘-\'h:1t‘s that 'f" Mrs. Scorcherâ€" “_You can’t say I don't ride a wheel like your mother used to." [.umptyâ€"“hlis Goldie. sup (use a man about my size and age shou (I ask .you to marry himâ€"" Miss Goldieâ€"- ‘Gracious, Mr. Lumptyl Do please in- troduce me to the man." "Spring chicken.” said the diner sad. "I thought ,would be a Loothsome thing, Until. alas, I found they had U'crlooked the fowl. and served the Spring" 12:, of Hamilton, is onl one of the overystyleandrrade fromcheapenttodnost. up ~ ' b“l ennfttunderitand it."dsaidt tbs many leadin clergyman iii Caazlitd: \tk'lhci Jams "Good morn-mg Benson How mlghisencit:gnnlgel them; the Public prficitn’tm; . To:::;:N;::gvl°:K. : *9 u l . “ ‘- ’t u ers an - v' "39% D13 ' r 8. ~ . ’. - a a s in rovemen n ( r l 0 m n h‘nmg Agnews r ‘10 you find “131139357 ' Bensonâ€" to the trade. the montimpgrtant are patented I 0 what i" asked the new boarder. “\Vh blmnncrs, being undOubtedly plura, should make a woman louk so singu- ar." "How did Charley get out of that scrape caused by his knocking the old woman down with his wheel ‘I" "Easily, Ho proved that. the woman. who was walking on the sidewalk had neither a bell nor a. lantern." “E‘r man dat dom manage oncet in or great. while ter it somelin’ foh muf- fin," said Uncle E , "ginerally fin's out dat he's wuhked more its wuf in schemin’ and dat 'tain' whut. he re’ly wanted nohow." Merchant-“You say you are an orph- an?" Applicant for positionâ€"“Yes; I haven't a iving relative." Merchant. -â€"“Well, I‘ll take you. I ought to get a lot. of work out. of you during the baseball season." "I wonder.” said a member of a woman's zissrriation, “why the report of the secretary is referred to as ‘min- utcsf'” “I don't know.’ replied an- other. “It always seems a great deal more like hours.” “Now, \l'illic,“ said Mr. Wilkins. Remember whose boy ou are and be- have accordingly. ’ “ 'ou bet I will, daddy," said Willie, "I’ll have just as good a time as you will." Benny Dictusâ€"“Thcrc is an article in to-day's paper I should like you to _ HAD HE KNOWN- With Dr. Agnew’s Cure for the Heart at Hand. Death From Heart Dis- ease ls Impossible. Wonch .0! This World-Famed Phys lcln n ('ninrrhnl Powder. Success has followed all of Dr. Ag- new’s specifics. With all the emphasis possible, this is the case With his Cure for the Heart. Its effectiveness is mar- vellous. rThe very paroxysms of death seem to have seized the tient, and yet relief is secured with t.e taking of a. single dose, and the continuation of the use of the remedy soon cures the worst. case of heart disease. George Crites, custom officer, Cornwall. Ont., says: “I was troubled with severe heart com- plaint for several years. The slight.- est. excitement fatigued me. I was un- der the doctor’s care for over six months. being unable to attend to my busimss. No relief came to me, and it. was only after I had scarcely dared to hope for cure that I ulsed _Dr. Ag- new's Cure for the Heart, and in a. com- inratively short time it removed the disease altogether." _ With careful, innate conversatism. yet recognizing its benefits, the Bey. John Scott. D.D., Presbyterian minis- Powder. has freely testified over. his own signature as to its unquestioned benefits. It may be only a cold in the head, or the case may be a more aggravated phase of catarrh, that baffled other remedies, but this sim- ple and pleasant remedy Will give re- lief in 10 minutes, and entirely remove the difficulty. Sample bottle and Blower sent by S. G. Detphon. 44 Church St... Toronto, on receipt of 100 in silver or stamps. THE PRINCE AND THE BOY. The Prince of \Vales recently made a visit to Guy’s Hospital in London. A little boy named Thomas Stephens, who was suffering from an injury to the spine, failed to see the future King of England as he passed along the aisle and he expressed the wish thatNVales would return. \Vhen th1s was told to the Prince he returned, shook the boy’s hand and had a short. talk with him, much to the youngster's delight. Full many a fortune has been made By using printers'_ink, _ Full many a. man of it afraid Has seen his business Sink. Rpkman’s Iguana lime. Positive Cure for Rheumatism and Paralvsia. years. (Ask your purest Norwegian WEST SHORE THROUGH SLEEPING CAR TO NEW YORK. One of the handsomest sleeping cars that had ever been turned out of the factory is now running from Toronto to New York Without change via the pop- ular West shore route. It is a. buffet car, and refreshments can be obtained on route, if desired. This car leaves Union Station. Toronto, every day except Sunday. at 4.55 p. m., reaching New York next morning at. 10.10 a. m. On Sundays the sleeper runs from Ham- ilton only. connecting With the through train from Toronto. Call at~ any Grand Trunk office in Toronto for information or space in sleeping car. Reservations can made in advance if desired. "Byindininus advertising.” I Beware of Ointments for Catarrh tha - Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through tho mucous surfaces. such articles h old never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians as the damage they Will do is ten fold to the good you can posaiblydorive from them. Hall’s Cntarrh pure manufactured by F. J. Cheney 6.: Co., I‘oledo, 0., contain; no mercury. and is taken internally. actirg directly upon the blood and mucous in rfnccs of the system. In buying Hall 5 Catarrh Cure be sure you get, the genu- ine. It: is taken internally, and made in T01- itildgé Ohio. by F. J. Cheney & 00., Testimonials fiSold by Druggists. price 750. per bottle There are many so credulous of evil that they will receive suspicions and impressions against persons whom they don't know from a. person whom thefl do knowâ€"an authority good for not ing.-â€"-Hare. Recipeâ€"For Making a Delicious Health Drink at Small Cost. Adams’ Root Beer Extraob..-......ono bottlo Fleischmrnn’s Yeast. . ...............half a oak. Sugar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ................two poundl Lu Kowarm Water. . . . ........ .. ..... two gallon! Dissolve the sugar and yeast in the water. add the extract, and bottle; place in a warm place for twenty-four hour: until it ferment». then place on ice. when it will open sparkling and delicious. The root .beor can be calcined in all dru Has been endorsed b tho medical profession for twen ways palatablcâ€"alwa and Hypophosphites. Insist on Scott’s gughoaghel‘; ycdgr. ., . , trade-mark of man and fish. WUO°MWWOMOOMQ°OW'.'OQQ’OOO'C’OOM or.) Thlslsbccauselth - uniformâ€"always contains the RV“ on Put ugh: 500. and Once ‘ choc. T 0 small also may At all Drugglatn. ONEMINHTEJ HEADACHE .GUREIDi ADIISI ThoMcDowoll Garment Drafting Machineâ€"Flt: Every Form l Follow: every fashion! Easy to learn! Rapid to noel _No refitting! ho paper pattern. Has no equal in cutting ligllsb, graceful, and perfect fittinl garments. Write for articulars. S. CORRIGA. , 113 Yongo St-, Toronto Conboy's IMPROVED CARRIAGE TOPS Received the highest award at the World'ii Fair. Chicago 1893. They are manufactured in and not found in any other make. the Roller Top, with Automatic Back curtain, patented 1895. is fast superscding the old style. over which it has many advantages. The extra cost, one dollar, is but n. t rifiecoinpared to their lncrea sed durability. convenience and comfort. Investigate and learn the real merits of the Roller Pop. and you will use no other. Order one from your carriage builder. Mutual P11113123: Protection Is what the Family Needs when the “bread-w1nner"is tone. LIFE INSURANCE Provides Cash IWhen cash is most needed. The Mutual Illâ€"lure Fund.-- Life Association, E. B. HARPER, Founder. I F. A. BURNHAM, President. Pays Promptly. II) is the largest natural premium life associw tion in the world. It has a Reserve or Emergency Fund of over thirty-four hundred thousand dollars. It has paid policyh~ lders over 'l‘wen ty-scven Millions of dollars. Assessment 82km. RAVI YOU TAO?!” l‘sulol" " ,8 GEYLUN TEA. so” nucious. In mu Put CRIPPLE CREEK GOLD STOCKS. No. We an you how to Inch bl; money In Gold 300:) on ' mall lnvutmenta Reliable information nailed Midi-u: Tho Gold Stock Investment 00.. 001M I 8pm“ 0010 3.0. Box 507. Agents Wanted. No baht I Th Mi LIL Susi on 1:”- ‘ bor-uviug mains. E T m. is to El Adelaide sf w- Toronto. dating before 1870 of Canada Provinces. United Staten; also Bill and L'aw Stamps bought. Good Prices. “'M. R. ADAMS. 7 Ann St" Toronto. Ont. oily 0 A Sta-l High Wheel at a MIDIIA RICE. G. ‘1‘. Pros anufnctnrcr 73 to Adelaide saw- ram.- Iron Fencing. Office A communlcn Railing. . and all kinds of IRON AND_VI_IRE WORK. * 'ronou'ro. can. - - G. DUTHIE & S NS SLATE, SHEET-METAL. TILE & GRAVEL ROOFERS ‘ 1 ml Ceilings. Terra Cotta 'i‘iie. Rod Bfigiegili‘dofirccn Roolln Slate. Metal (Jo! nices. Felt,Tar. Rooting itch, Etc. Gutter: Downpipes, &C., supplied the trade. tan & Wldmcr 5" Telephone 1936. Adela TORONTO __â€"- I'OR TVVENTYâ€"SIX YEARS: DUNNS .( IHECDDK’S BE T FRIEND LARGEST SALE IN CANADA. Are fiweet. Professor Konnody'a Sweet Little Granulu or Combination Pills are professionally chosen and combine tho but. medicinal know to medical science. and used and prescribe % o the various schools of practice and are no fenslve to sight, taste or smell, and are u: get‘ my wife to read, but. it is no use __.. and grocery stores in man 25 cont bottlu “an” wnnted in an “me ,eaenteddl for diseases arising from a disordered eta asking her.” Sum Singletonâ€"fill Sarah Herbert St John st" \V-umipeg "331” “'0 mail" 3‘11"“ Circulars semi: rlqueste¢ attic“ the stomach. liver or kidney-usual) (u: bllcuo- tell you how_to_ do it. Cut the piece Man ' Experience {has caused it to be reâ€" CI‘L R1; Mcfiiguon‘ntmiager for Manitoba, British :gga:fi°kl,$§§iifih%ogtY'ggh:fifig 250?}: 4 v H _ ' ' . . t A ‘ .t _ hr. ‘,..'V ‘ A ‘ . , , out and put it in your pocket. Entire} cured of Sc“,th and 39,]. marked that in the country where the $159,531,, 33$,“Lugsgfi‘;;§ffilf§;;§$013335: cosuvcnerua, piles. nervous dobillty, eta, on Askcrâ€"“Have you observed that. the oung ladies at the theaters have been atcly taking off their hats?" ’l‘asker â€"â€"“'l'hat‘s nothing new; the par raph- ers have been taking them 0 f' for the last. ten years." Boggs' old friendâ€""Great heavens, maul Do I find you reduced to play- ing a comet on the street corner to make a living?" Boggsâ€""I ain't do- ing this to make a living. My wife won't lot inc practice in the house." Mrs. Spinnerâ€"“Do you think that Mrs. ’l'uttifrutti is honest ‘f" Mrs. \Vin- "papa. is going away for two weeks! oral deb' ity by Ryckman’s Kootenay Cure. E. Hannon. Esq., Hannon P.O., Ontario. Cured of Rheumatism by Kootcnay Curc. \V. II. House, Esq.. Grimsby. Ontario. Rheumatism cured by Kootenay Cure. Mrs. Francis McBride, Binbrook, P.O., Ont. Inflammatory Rheumatism fled before Kootcnay Cure. laws are gentle, the minds of the cit- men are struck by it as it is elsewhere by the most severe.â€"Catharine II. S u I ig ht 5 0A P Ts bcc 12 Place d‘Arincs. Montreal. ue.; TV. J. MURRAY, Mnnuuer'for Nova Scotla. allfux, N. S. w. J. McMURTRY, Manager for Ontario, Free “Pageth LORD TOX'ODtrO. Ont. ‘V. PA) 8 :5 I They are not a pntont medicine as their muln is published to the world, nd accompany each bottle‘. Sold by all Drugg ate. 9. (l. BRIGGS a! 80“, Wholesale Agents. numluon. Ont. norâ€"“'l‘hordu hly. Why, I'Ve known Joseph F. Smith, Esq., Ancaster P.O., ‘ ‘ ‘ , . ,, {agar whgoht 11% oth clold ni ht and go K .91“. ed f Rheum tism \ ‘ in y, - ' 8 roug or us ' Ill '3 poc 'cts to get 00 011337 our me 0' a ' \ i ' ‘ F) money to pay her soda water man I" â€"â€" “ ' Q U 6 Mrs. J. A. French. North Glanford. Ont. A“ "How do you pronounce fâ€"i-a-n-c-el“ inquired the fyoung man of his French teacher. "I the young lady have! plenty of money, then you call her ‘fc- I ansay,’ but_ if she be very poor. then you make it ‘fie-an-suy' nothing." reâ€", plied the astute precoptor. I Mommaâ€"“I don't like the idea of Cured of Rheumatism by Kootcnay Cure. â€"_.__ E. L. morning. Esq., Ancaster, Ont. Rheumatism cured by Ryckman's Kootcnay Cure. __..â€"â€" '1‘. Collins, Esq., 112 Lorne Ave... Ot- I 3 HO And it is the aim of a good (HOME wife to keep it clean and ab IS tractive. Nothing will help her more than the use of never seem to grow old.Try 6. cake o-GODVIIOH! A complete wreck of domestic happiness has often resulted from badly washed dishes, from an unclean kitchen, or from triflea which seemed light as air. But by these things a man often judges of his Wife’s devotion to her family, and charges her with general neglect th't oun Harris ban in around‘ Lawa, Ont. _ I . . Jegnyys-o £901“ He hu‘mgt E cent u-" Indigosgion'an,1 Rheumatlem cured by VERY Sunlight Soap when he finds her careless in these particulars. Many a. home owes oept his little salary." Papaâ€""You I Ryckman S 1&00u‘nal' Curev DEAR Likesray of sunlight u a large part of its thrifty neatness and its consequent happiness to needn't Worry. They are both too brlghtens and cheers,en- busy talking about bicycles to have my time for love making." . “Never Turn a Wheel-Without Ilslng" (V- "2, '35. V: " A“ “ms . . grooms, wearing . the Breton costume. . . '. r - 5.. _ {mm 3m 20 ‘.â€"-.<., b removlng the 05m“, IBC‘IC 3614111 “30 walked in processton through the town, .. _ . I. z 5. b ood. Hood’s Sarsnpurillu cures rheu- followed by their fathers, mothers, : z; 3' -‘ 10“” llfllflm by I‘Mmuzmg “‘15 “‘d- brothers. sisters and other relatives. . .‘ : "- " “I had Thoumausm 30 “In I COP“! The festivities lasted a week. Best. known gcucxnl purpose Oil......Specinliy ado ted ' f _ ' I mrcely “a my 1°“ foot I began “3mg :oi‘fi‘ignors Human...“ ill not run nnhhi-{githucrtfhi Ililn ’- ' '-'~ - . â€" .nor run min summer . . . . . . s (.- -r nut o .. ’ ’1 ‘. ' HOOdys saraapuiuni and “liter thud taken ‘ lmi.ations, uud willcostyuu no more . . . . . . Ev':ry packet 3»: ’1” .;. .1 two or three bothtles t 6 ti' aginstism '1‘ng SAME STICK. bearsgbebra‘nd ...... Every gourd ueuml dealersellinz. F: r'. :5 disappeared and as not mu 6 mo Lady Fincheuuh (at hotel entrance) ....... cc to it . . . . . . Take no ot .er . . . . . . Very Important. va-x‘ OELLED in Simp’icity’ Efrccuve I‘ . Ilnc E. R. WOLCO’I‘T, 66 Bridge BL, Springfield, Mara. Get only Hood’s Sarsaparilla The Ono'l‘ruc Blood Purifier. :1; six for £5. Hood’s Plus _a’.°..‘l‘ll‘3'..“;l,‘{lz.‘.§§3 .‘_ And pains of rheumatism can be curod/ Na! Every Woman Should [ploy Lift. 1. How Many do ‘2 Many an animal Ink and richly. uufl'u untold inherits through IleOnI-I pecul- iu to their sex. IT is WRONG. Th- onnu of most all than “.5 in «My ma and «futiqu may @MPOUND mm "m" IILIB' (013.) VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Ifloo’ Matt!!! Null. Mmfsrud an. M In fluidity-n cur? ad on. tho lilo 8 a?“ lulu 3.: “it II fl 3 l I win. for at. by t £13:le {unplug “ Woman] Triuph.’ not on app boon. “A. M. C." HBDICINE CO.. . cla morons (‘l Impassion .-â€"I".merson. | for Headache and nervous diseases. No- RlXTY-EIGHT MARRIAGES. A curious custom obtains in the lit- tle town of Plougastcll, in Brittany, namely, the collecting of all the marri- ages of the year into one great event. At a. recent ceremony of this kind thir- ty-four couples were married simul- taneously. All the brides and bride- -â€"".\'o. I have no money to spare for you. I don‘t ace why an able-bodied man like you should go around beg- ging." Lazy Trampâ€"4‘1 s'pose mum. it’s fer about the suiic reason that a healthy woman like you boards at a hotel inâ€" stead of kci-pin' house.“ Welcome to the parents the puny struggler. strong in his weakness, his little :irnis more irresistible than the soldier’s, his lips touched with persua- sion “hIt‘Il (‘Iialham and l’criclns in mJDIIOOI had now Hi“ unaffected 1am- vntuiions “lion ho lifts up his voice on high. or more imiutiful, the sobbing child, the face all liquid grief. as he trins to swallow his voxation, soften all hearts to pity and to mirtliful and Karl's Clover Root Tea is a sure cure thing relieves so quickly. Mothe‘râ€"”\Vlicn I was a little girl I never did things like that!" Ethelâ€" "An' was your mama bettcr'n you were tool" Cattarh.â€"Use Nasal Balmt Quick. pos- Itlvc cure. Soothing. cleansinghealinw. _"Do you intend to take your wife With you to the sea side i" “No: she is all run down. and is ad: equal. to the auctions of a vacation." Constipation causes more than half the ills of women. Karl's Clover Tea. is a pleasant cum for Constipation. Gasmanâ€"“Hens. waiter. what do on mean bv chargin inc 3. dollar for our lemonadml‘” 'aiterâ€""Bcg pardon. sir. but you had ice in them." Consumption can be cured by the use of Shiloh's Cure. This great Crust!) Cure i< the only known remedy . courages and comforts. It makes homes bright and hearlalight . . . - . ~~ BOOKS FOR WRAPPEFIS For every n "Sunlight" wrappers sent to LIVER 81105., Ld., Toronto, ausefulpaper-bound book will be sent, or a cloth-bound for 50 wrappers SAMUEL ROGERS & 60.. - TORONTO â€"b‘ole Proprietors.â€" hires Bait Rh cum. Old Bern. Sore Eyes. filo; Rw'ila. Fon- ‘u’inpvrs. lhlrnl. Honlds. Ito. :il’I' HUME SEEKERS’ AND THE CANADIAN NORTH-WEST, Leaving June 30. July c and 2!. Good to Return August 29, September 5 and la respectively. For pamphlet giving ram and all informazio n em all ltaum In Ontario, "Indoor. taut: at. Marlo, anchor-y and an. SAPOLIO. K9- Groccrs often substitute cheap better profit. Send buck such article You ordered. \Vorking Qualities and Durability. GUARANTEED TO GIVE FULL POWER CLAIMED AND TO DE A! REPRESENTED Over 2,000 in successful operation. Itwi'";17 you to write us before bui'lng- “WWII!” In“ Ant: supply ofwond-hnnd and rebuilt turn-l at modem: prim UPRIGHT and HORIZONTAL." . Slalionary,Porla or goods for SAPOLIO, to make a s. and insist on having just who: beloSeml-Porlahle ROUS. 'BRANTFORD. CANADA _â€"__._._.___ ...__._._ _,. .._._._.__â€"â€"â€".â€"â€".â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"» POOR WHELS DE “3 i‘ All ii iii PRICE. “You will always find the most stick! around the best apple tree." The great Evans .5: Dodge 80 Gear Roadsters, wIth {our point bearings, are 10-day the best abused wheels in the Duniinionoi Canada. These Four Point Bearings have Struck Opponents Like a comet. They are patented lhrou hoot the world and used only on the E. d: . \thclr. Ask our opponents their opinion, and submit to any practical mechanic, he will readin show YOU the nbsurdiw 0‘ their CHM/3|. The sale of the E. & D. \Vhecls all over the Dominion (among the bell class of riders) has been phenomenal. Send for Catalogues and full particular: if you WI 5 to urchasc what is acknowledged by experts to be the best wheel in the world. the! to M BA :lhdell an be purchased for less money, But they are not H. at D. Thirty per cent duty is saved, and this additional 111 cunt added» to the value of These Wheels. W to or Canadian Typograpli Co. (Ltd) Windsor. Out. 518 H.911“ St.. ilsonthal. I Assistant. General Passenger Agent. Tum n u In; 2m: terrible disease.

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