more, ONE Til/“'0 CHAPTER II. The next day was cold. dull and rainy. With the ever-varying mood of fickle spring. the weeAher during the night, had lost all the graces which charac- terized it on the revious afternoon. and all day long a ialf mist, half driz- zle accompanied by a. chilly wind. had rendered out-door life anything but pleasant. Evening settled down. more calm. but not a whit less cold and misty. The city lights, wan and dim. struggled with the choking fog as if perishing for want of breath. Here and there a straggling pedestrian hurried to and fro. from one dark shadow em- erging. in a moment plunging into an- other. Deep in the recess of some door- way. a solitary homeless news-boy feeb- ly cried his papers still. Business men darted from shop or office with a rush for the passing car. and were swmtly whirled away to their homes. glad to escape the inclemency of the night. Down a. narrow. dark. bye-street or lane. two young men. smircely on the further side of thirty ears, slowly groped their way throug the gather- ing night. One of them appeared .to be sick or wounded. for he hungheavrly on the shoulder of his companion for support. and an occasional groan of pain escaped his lips as he slowly and pain- fully dragged his faltering steps along. At last. the wear feet refused to obey. and he fell heavi y forward only b6ng evented from falling to the ground y the quick grasp of his companion. who drew him hurriedly Within an open gateway into a stable-yard at the back of some large buildiu s. “ It's no use. Bob. old man. ' murmurâ€" ed the sick man. “ I can go no farther. I am done for till I am rest alittle. Let me lie under that wagon there in the shed till I rest a bit. and then I'll try again. It don't look as though it would be quite so cold under there." shivering as he spoke. "It won't do. Jack. my boy. You will die here. I must go for help." "No. no! For God's sake don’t. pr. don't call anyone." entreated the sick man. "I can’t bear the thought of what might happen. Don't leave me. Bob! please don't, old pard; you've been lliko a brother to me. a 6. more than a. brother, many times. on’t leave me now. just let me restl 0h," he shiver- ed. "I'm so cold. Bob. on, so cold! I hope I can die here. for I am no good in this world any more, and I fear there is small Ohm of me ever being so." . "Nonsense. Jack. you will pull through all right. and. who knows how many happy days there may to before you'yet‘f Let me go and bring help and have you taken care 0 ." “Aye. that's the word. Bob. Taken care of; that’s the trouble. Just think the kind of care I’ll getâ€"five years at least. 0 God! And I swear to you. Bob. Iam not guilty; I am not. old friend. I swear; it on‘ this which is, I hope, my death-ind. Where is your band. old man. lean close down, for it's hard talking. Promise me. Bob. on your sacred honor. that if I go to- night you will never rest till you have mixed to my family and to the world t I am innocent; that I never com- mitted any crime to disgrace the honâ€" ored name of my father. Promise me, old friend. that if I go over the river to-ni ht some day you will tell my dear ittle sisterâ€"God bless herdâ€"some day you'll tell her. Bob. how it was all wrong. how it was all a. great mistake someway. and how I died loving and blessing her. Tell the dear old moth- er, Bob. if the sorrow has not killed her. tell her that I am not all bad. Tell her that with my, last breath I swore my innocence. and prayed that somehow the good God would help me to find her over there! Oh! Oh lâ€"I'm socold, Bob. Oh. so cold! so cold l" and his frame trembled as with the ague, ï¬end the words died on his quivering ips. "It's no use. Jack. I can’t see you suf- fer like this. It’s murder to sit here and see .you die so; I must get help." “Hush. Bob, hush. for the love of hea- ven keep still; don't stir or make a noise, some one is coming 1" Closer into the deep shadows of the shed and wagons crouched the shiver- ing. lmlf-famished. perishing form of the lonely. suffering outcast and his companion. as nearer still came the tramp of footsteps. now mingled with the sound of voices. The poor follows crouched in terror. and scarcely dared to breathe as the steps turned into the yard where they lay hidden. past their corner. and finally halted at the door of a small stable. scarcely ten feet from where they lay. In a moment the door was unlocked and the two entered: then a flood of light filled the stable as the electric button was turned, while its beams shot out across the muddy yard. making a strip almost as light as day. and longing the rest of the place into dar uses that seemed almost tangible. The two men who stood within the stable in the bright glare of light. plainly visible to the two crouch- ing figures tluunselves hidden by the th u‘ k dark ness wi thout. . were no others than our friends Fraiton and Bronnell. whom we heard arranging to meet at some certain place ‘ on this particular evening; and this ' is the plum a pointed. It is Fraston's stable. He ikes :i Speedy horse. and here he usually keeps one or two. "I wanted to show you my new nag." he mid; "and also I thought this was as quiet and safe :1 place as we could ; wish to expliizn the bumncss I wanted. to lull you of this evening." After looking over the new horse and dis-issing him till content. l‘mston turn-‘1 to his companion and said: ".\ nd now as to this other little busi- tress!" As. he spoke the tone of his voice and awry word was distinctly heard by the watchers without. who were listenâ€" ing :ntcnlly in the h of reading thereby their chance escaping deâ€" tectaon. The face of the sick man had become white and livid as he beheld the form of Joel Fraslon standing in the light within the stable. which pale- nrwt was now replaced by a flush of ex- citement as he watched and listened in breathless suspense. "You know young Msrkwell. don't you. Nathan!†"I am not at all minted with him. though I think I . w him by eigth'i. He's a young engineer. is he .0 . "m. is. You know him well to be sure who you one Mn!" "Yes. I this): no." ‘1...» form quivers and trembles. ‘heve a. far safer way; AND A. FlV . ‘ "Well. that's all the better than fur- ther acquaintance just now. Now. I Will tell you just what I want. all in a nut-shell. As I told you before. I have made up my Justice 301) spoke. Durant." “No_ Jacki You will do nothing of "Yes." the kind. I will trap these two ras- Again the face of the sick listener in 0313- the shed. grows ashes. his eyes flash, and his game. New listen to me. . mick, snort, gasps, and to the hospital and stay- there till you his hands clutch convulsively as the are better; it is the only W‘fl-Y 5'0“ '03-†breath comes in q speaker continues. “Well, this confounded young up- two will be in their own box. start of a Markwell posmg in the light of a. rival just now, and a duped favored one on the girl's part. as I discovered yesterday. 566. I must remove him from the path. “In. the name of high heavens. what die you mean. Joell Not that you want me to help. you. to â€"" f‘No, no. foolinnl What do you; take me for, a plundering butcher! I have more brains than that. much the same roan as the brother. You. see, after I have arranged so that through with the business. she will get all the old man’s money. it's a shame if I catn'l. manage so that before he joined the force. I can get her. I got her brother saler quiet as: you cam. until I return," and out of her father’s books, and now I must get the lover safely out of hcr’s. I‘tow. my plans. ’I'lhe sooner the better, you know. before her silly notions get any deeper into um head; so I have chosen; boâ€"morrow. ‘1 happen to be ‘acquamted with this Markwell. slight- L... _. 1y. enough; at leastu to be quite in or- der for me toconverse with him upon a chance meeting of this kind. He is goung to attend. a. base-ball game to- morrow afternoon; thus have I chosen Uhere as my time. Now. lend me your pm†and 1'“ explam 9Ԡin “ mom’ to assume that this range extends year- out." h‘rastofn took the purse as Bronnel handed in: to him, and. at once empting its contents into his hand. retlm‘ned event to a somewhat lower level. This that part to their ownerf then. with an indelible pencil he printed B'roin- mall's name on one inside of the purse. and taking pocket he counted out three or four. which. together with a few pieces of sulver. he placed iml the purse. 'Ihen he remarked: “Now. you see flh'isl There are two ones. one two. and; a. five in bills, and some change in silver. Can you. swear to the contents of this purse to-mor- row i" “’I‘wo ones, one two. and a five," in- terrogated Broimell. “Yes. two owes, one two, and a five, a. \Vestern Bank. five. and some small change in silver. What would quite naturally be left in changing a ten- dollar bill, on see. 'I‘wo once; one we." ‘ers, I can remember that most cer- tainly. Wrat of it?" "Very well I'll tell you the plan. You see these 'f" As he spoke he drew from his pocket three new. crisp, ten- dollar bills. H'is companion nodded. "Those are counterfeit. and they will be found in his )ocket. too, as well as your purse. on see that with the two charges against him, each helping to substantiate the other, it will be impossible for him to escape. The plan. is as follows: I will ‘two, and a fall in with him at the ball grounds. and we will walk: around together for a few nil-mites; you must be there. and must not. let me out of your sight. As soon as you see us together work your way up to 11*, and Ill] passing, man- age to get crowded against him a litâ€" tle. In half a minute afterward raise a. distuirlmnce. declare your loss. and demand his arrest. I will see. -that it is then in his pocket.. rested. amid my earnest expostudations. and assurances to you that on must be mistaken. in the man. searched the purse will be found. and I, very reluctantly, will havei to admit you are the man; known by the name found in the purse. and. also, that I gave you change for a ten-dollar hill just before entering the grounds. It was two ones. one two. and a five. I you. and one dollar in silver. A Western Bank five. by the way. I'll be awfully sorry, and all that. He will be marched off to await trial, and lby that time the counterfeit bills will i gave be brought to light. and he will be in_ for the double charge. He can't escape, and by this time his sentence isserved out there'll be smallchance .of the young lady wanting to wed a jail- bird. and still less chance of her pupa allowing it; and with: that mulch tune at my disposal. with her outraged feelings to help to a decision. I fancy I shall be able tosecure the prize. What. do you think?" "It seems rather hard on the other fellow. Chn't youâ€"" "Oh. yes! you are awfully sympath- tic all at once. aren't youl’ Did I i talk that way when! you: wanted some i help not long ago 1. Now you want to lget out. of returning the compliment i do you i" . 2 "No, no! I'll see you through it; i only-â€"-â€"" i “fliero's no 'only’ about it; except ’thnl it’s the only way I must crush iMnrkwell or I can't win; and Win 1 i am determined to, so don’t bother mor- alizing; it makes the weary. Be sure you remember the bills; two ones. one two. and a five. Is there anything further 3" "No. I think not." "Then let .1.» get home, and out of this beastly night." b‘raston turned off the light. and the two walked out: in moody silenceh little dreaming that. the whole discusstou of their scheme had been overheard. word 1 by word. by the twocrouching. shiver- i log. awe-stricken wanderers hidden in the shadows of the shed and 'the wagon not ten feet from the plotters of this Villainy. 'ln breathless silence they listened till the two had. left the yard. Listen ,to Fraston swear because the 3stablemen bad deft the yard gate open. ‘end saw him try to shut it but fail. Ifor the same reason that the men had Hailed. simpl because the hinges had ibeen tom 1. I "bod‘ hel What are we go- Elng to do you hear what they are planning '1' whispered Jack._as the i. sound all the footsteps grew fainter. l “Every word of it." answered Bob. "Heaven help mel"en.ldJack. "Give me but: life till tomorrow. that I may were. Frank Hartwell of tie danger. “‘1 “"“.......‘ itâ€s? {ï¬tenttouéhmi have . mm“ Ivnlldei‘ï¬allthemmof mum to annex the as he had sufficiently recovered again. |daughter and ducats of Mr. happens to be what you would say, but I will listen lYou now. if I hope fo're midnight. and I'm off for the am: . No, I bula'nce; stay here till I come back. 1 send him over know it policeman, No. 1 1y to this 50-degnee orâ€"'60-degree line. some bills from his own and yet by no means the lowest that Hie will be ar- i When he is ; darkness and hell shall not drag me from this earth till I have done that. thal helpi'miil fielp met up, gel; me upi o r.’moingoin 'm.an tell of hisgdanger." .Under the strain of his great ex- cttement and mental agony. his chills had given place to the flush of fever. and. half. delirious, he struggled to his feet; but his strength quickly failing him again. he fell half fainting into the arms of his co v pm As soon You would just scare them off leave them free to try some other You must go help, and before tomorrow night these I know to nothing. I must be obeyed in this, and you must help by doing as I say you want to save the innocent gall 3 two ones 1 two and a 5 from this dastardly plot against him. “I'm willing to sacrifice anything. I'll do as you say.": "There is still am hour or more be- 37, on a beat not far from here. who will help me A good sort of fellow; I used to know himwell Keep without more: ado he was gone. To Be Continued. COLDER THAN THE YUKON REGION. Places “’here the 'l‘hcrmomc er Drops Lower Than at the Klondike. There is as yet no positive record of the lowest range of the thermometer in the upper Yukon region. but it is safe with a not improbable orcasional de- would be approximately this lowâ€"level temperature of the true Arctic regions. has ever been recorded. Thus Kane. in .his .Arcttic service. has seenâ€"75 de- grees. and the officers of the British polar expedition of 1876 recorded an equivalent temperature ofâ€"72 deg. 0n the other hand, the lowest registry of Mm. l’leary’s thermometer was onlyâ€"- 53 degrees. Compared with regions lying bothe further south. the win- er climate of the Klondyke does not differ in severity materially from that of many parts of the more thickly inâ€" habitch portions of British Ameria as Manitoba or Alberta or even from. Da- kota or northielrn and central lMinneso- ta. where almost annually the mercury freezes in its tube. While pccsibly suffiiently low to meet all the requirements of human 5a regular occurrence in many parts of ’inhabited Siberia. At the governmen- ‘tal town of Yakutsk. which is Situated '0. short distance without the Arctic realm. a spirit marking ofâ€"75 degrees is [no infrequent event. and evenâ€"80 de- grees is hardly suffiient to disturb the 1equunimity of the inhabitants. In the lwinter of 1894â€"93 the low record Ofâ€"SL’. degrees was established. At Verkoâ€" ‘jamk, just beyond the Arctic Circlerthe .the'rmometer in a. single day in Jan- iuary. 1836, markedâ€"90 degrees. This Sis the lowast natural cold that has ever 'been recorded, but the region which it marks has long been recognized asone iof the “poles of told" of the earth. lu- luidenlal reference to a cold ofâ€"Sf) dc- ; recs has been transmitted_from the i flondike, but there can be little ques- tion that this is an exaggeration of the actual severity of the climate the result of carelch observation or of instruments whose rating is imperfect. ______â€"â€"â€".-â€"â€"â€"--â€"-.. SODIE FAMOUS \VOMEN’S ORIGIN. Perhaps the most striking instance in history in which a woman born of low degree has risen to the zenith of popularity and fame is Joan of .Arc, who. in her younger days, fed iswine, and yet afterward through her patriot- ic zeal and inborn bravery, became the darling heroine of France and her soldiers Coming to more recent times. quite alarge number of celebrated iadiesof to-day commenced life in humble po- sitions. 'I'hat. famous society beauty, Mrs. Lungtry. is the daughter of a poor country parson. but in this case her face proved her fortune. and. she quickly rose to be recognized as one of the most beautiful ladies in society. Sarah Bernhardt. who probably draws the largest income of any‘ectress in the world, was once a dressmaker’s 'npprentice. working ten hours a day in a Parisian workshop. Christine Nilsâ€" son commwiced even loiver than this, being the daughter of a Swedish pea- :fiant. and used to run about with bare est. Another celebrated Swedish lady. Jenny Lind. was born in a ladies' school. of which her mother was prin- cipal. \V'hilst Miss Braddon. Probably the most popular woman novelist of the day, used to play small parts in then.- trical productions. IA CANINE ELEGDIUCIAN. The smallest electrician in. the world is a. fox terrier named Strip, belonging to a firm of electric light engineers in London. She is only 3 -2 years of age. and her business is to carry the wires through the nar- row tubes which connect the dyna- mos at the central station with the private houses, which duty she performs with the reatest skill and quickness. never fal ing to find her way through the most intricate pas- sages. “ BERHAZYIDEAB. My dear. why are you saying those old fly papers! Whyâ€"you said you always have to be; flies when you go f‘ahinz. lhappiness or discomfort this freezing cold is yet far from equalling what is, \s. \ \ n‘\‘\\\»\\\\\\~-. \VINTER CA ‘tlri Oiv‘ DAlRY CAL'VI‘S. To make good dairy cows calves must not: only be well bred but must be fed in such a manner as to develop their growth and a capacity for consuming a large amount of milk-producing food. writes C. P. Goodcrich. A good dairy cow always has ii large stomach. which is shown by great. depth through til.- middle of the body. The time to lay the foundation for the great depth of body is during the first year of the calf's life. Men make mistakes with calves in two directions. As it is win- for care we are talking about. we will suppose that the calves that were drop- [ed in the spring linve been well kept during the summer; but when winter wives well. feeds ’l‘imotliy hay and corn fodder for the main part of the amuse fodder, and then to make them sleek and look fine to his eyes he feeds a liberal allowance of corn and perhaps keeps them closely coufliiod'. giving them no exercise. \Vllill) is the consequence of this kind of feeding? In the spring the relives look sleek and mneoth. .Mqiuy persons think they look fine, but thhy do not from a dairy- mau's standpoint. They are stl‘night on the back. the inequalities of the bony structure being filled up with flesh. The under line is straight and the ends square. Now we have a calf started on the road towards a beef animal, and by just so much as we have changed the form by feeding toward the beef type and made it look like a beef ani- mal. we have to an equal amount re- duced the chances of' the calf ever growing up to he a. good dairy cow. This mistake in feeding the first winter will be likely to have its effect on all her after life. You have taught her to make fallowâ€"something you do not want her to know how to do. The right kind of care and feeding in after years may in some measure counteract the effects of this Imistalke. Habits fonmled in youth are hard to eradicate. "Just as the twilg is bout the tree‘s inclined." is as true a principle to be applied in raising cattle its in raising boys. There is another class of farmers that make a mistake in wintering calves which is exactly the opposite o the one I have just described. "They starve their calves olr let them take care of themselves. When winter comes they are turned into a yard that per- haps has a. shed or a straw stack in! it. Marsh hay and corn fodder is thrown over to than and this. with what straw they eat from the stack, constitutes their whole feed. The only question the owner asks is. " Will they t through the winter!" If they do ive through t'ill spring they are not worth as much as they were when win- ter commenced. ‘hey have developed immense bellies, ecousc the food on which they have been fed was so in- nutritious and indigestible that they had to eat a. large amount of it to susâ€" tain life. Their bones have notgrown a bit during the winter and the am- ount of muSCIe they carry is much less than it was in the fall. If it was not for their big bellies they would not weigh as much as in the fall. It is weigh as mush as :in the fall. It is true that b.23y are deep through the middle. 3. quality we want a dairy calf to have, but this 'large abdomen has been made with the ‘wrong kind of; food. Mural) hay. corn fodder and straw are carbonaceous foods; they distend the stomach. but thcy do noth- ing tmvard buiid’mg up the form. The ca'lf’s education had not been in the dii'e'dzion of developing a capacity for handling a. large amount of protein food. A calf that has been wintered in the manner last described is worth much less than one lfed the other way . It has been stunted and dwarfed. and the man who follows this way of win- tering calves every year will find that his cattle will †runi out" badly and he will soon. after a. few generations. have a herd of the meanest kind of acrulbs. no matter how fine the ani- mals were that be commenced with. I have told off two wrong ways of wintering calves which are pracl iced all . too much; and now it will take but a few words tic tell what in my opinion is the right way: (live the calf good clean quarters, where it is comfortably warm. but not too close. Give plenty of bedding. which should be changed frequently. Give the calves a chance to exercise in the open air except in the worst weather. Feed with regularity three times a day on the kinds of food that will make your cows irodnce the most milk. This will be fo that has a large proportion of protein in it. I would recommend feeding clover hay. alfalfa buy or pea vine hay and corn fodder. and some good oats or wheat bran. That would make a wellâ€"balancâ€" ed mllk ration. Feed so as to make them grow and look in ood fair condition. but do not make t cm fat. HO\V \VE SPREAD MANIIRE. We do not keep 0. Timothy meadow. and consequently do not have a field poverty-stricken with Timothy. to re- juvenate with manure. 'l'he manure goes onto the clover the first summer after it is sown. the best time, or else the semnd fall and winter after sow- ing, to be plowed in for corn. \Ve do not say plowed under. because in mmâ€" ing the sod we do not turn it flat. but turn eocb furrow slice up against the preceding one. This season. says Mr. Jamison. we tap dressed a tenâ€" acre field farthest frcmi the highway and barn buildings. This is the first complete cost of manure the field has ever had. Last fall the field was sown to rye. this spring to cIove-r. As sonn as the rye was ripe we began to haul manure. and kept it up at intervals. till the field was gone over at the rate of twenty heavy two-horse 10:.qu per comes. one man anxious to feed lis\mm“" (“mung is quite "(lilt‘t‘flhlo h! acre. The manure was hauled from our own lots and Stables, and from town. It was scattered from the we- gon. and not a first-class job. innin- ly bmeum of the variable queley and condition of the manure. The rye was a light. cmp. and was harvested by the hogs. Then came a rank growth of rag-woods. which were cut just when coming into bloom. Following this. a. rank growth of clever. All this time. probably till about the first of Seplcm- her. the manure hauling was continued. At. times. when we walked over the field. we noticed the manure was not as evenly distributed as desired. To put a man in the field with e) fork in the rank clover to complete the work. looked like an endleu job. This fall me have had the rolls and brood sows on the field. They have trod- den down the weeds. and consumed and trampled down the clever. Now. leuk- ing over the field from a distance. lbe its dark cdlor in contrast with the green sword of clover. The animals in tramping over the field have done much 'lownrd breaking up and fining the manure: Bill the work is not com- p‘letv. lf the first few days of l‘cccmâ€" her give us as. good weather as we usu- ally have in November we him" but 21 light burrow on the field and finish spreading~ the manure. If not done then. it will be as soon in the spring as the weather will allow. Next sum- mer we shrill vxpect a award of even growth. no tufts standing in promin- ence. above others. The noxl year when in corn we expect 4m oven growth ow-r the field. If the borrowing is evenly done. lln‘ manure on this field will be well distributed. for the greater part of ii is already well docuywl. This field will be grazed next summer. “'ch it not. and were it out for low. we would have no manure in the her. because we do not use a spring-tooth. but a. revolving or sweep rake, 'l‘wo years aim we topâ€"dnmsed n. rye and clover field this way. The hogs gathering the [rve did much forward breaking up and fining the manure. A‘flor them the IHLI‘- row and anima‘s grazing the fluid com- plete-d the fining up and distributing the manure. \Vlwn this field was plow ed inst winlor there wns‘. no coarse munure on the surface. but all Was in the best possible sb‘zmc to food the corn crop missed this your. THE WISE Bli’f'l‘ElleAlx’lClt. It is astonisiliing how nuuiy cream- eries are run upon the same general plan. regardless of location or condi- tion. It would seem that all the operaâ€" tors were from one school. and were under orders to follow one system. One of the most common practices is to churn about the some time every day and let the cream ripen about so many hours. regardless of its acidity. I On gathered ere-tum routes the cream in hot ‘weat‘lier is more vthan ready to churn by the thus it arrives at the facâ€" tory. but it must .be “ mixed," and so the cream from the different cans is put into one common vat and stirred «some and left until the next morning I lto be churned. 'l‘lius cream of all de- ‘ grecs of acidity goes into one common imass and butler results .from fair fla- -v1or. to that actually sour. the flavor ' of active fermentation. rather than the : mild lactic ucild flavor. Not one of these fcrcznncries in fifty cuiployes the acid :lcsi. to grade the cream when it ar- frives. so that certain cans are put at once into the churn. others-after cool- : lug-«into the vats and Eossibly othch finto the “starter†tan .4. Crcamoi'ies - by the soorc can‘ he found that are run ' by men who churn. when they are reu- idy. not when the cream is properly : ripe. ' One' of the greatest needs to-day- of ; the creamery 15 men- as makers who are inot autmnatons. but have the know- }ledgo and skill b0 grade cream and j vary methods by the conditions of wea- Ither, quality of the material and a lot iof things that cannot be found out iabout in the booksâ€"things that come _up unannounced day after day. All vdifficulties cannot be met with a cut- iand~diiel plan of making, though mak- ers by the hundred do every day alike :and wonder why it is that they have .no two (In 5’ results uniform. 5' l l .__.___...-.â€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"-â€"' SLIGHT MISUNUI‘JRS'I‘ANIHNG. In South America girls are often imarried at the age of fifteen yearsâ€" lat which time they can scarcely be said to heme arrived at the age of un- lderstitnding, especially as the fashion- lablo method of education gives them :pretty manners but completely isolates ithem from the world. An Argentine lady, who, some years ago. was luurriod 'at Uuenos Ayrcs at the age of 'l'if- itcen years to a British subject, tolls {an amusing story of her wedding. i “i could EIMLI‘ but little English. ' then." she says. "and how much aclilld I was you may judge from my salary. 1 was married in the English church, and of course the sauce was con- ductcd in the English language. i will mention that tho .s‘ciLsuil nus 'llu- ‘ ccmbcr. or'iuidsuuuuci'. and that the market was full of fruits. tuc. limp lish tunnel-i of which I bqu amused myâ€" scll' by learning as I ate them, "The marriage ceremony bad coeded as far as Llin place wlici'c'! “as to repeat after the minister tlic. pro- mise to ‘love. elmrisb and olwy.‘ 'l'lie clergyman was repeating the words in little phrases so that loould fol- low him. ‘ III‘U- ""l'o love. cherishâ€"' said he. “‘Nol' said I. I had been taught always to tell the truth. 'Me no love churies,’ l whispered. ‘me love straw- berricsl' "Then all the pimple present who un- derstood English ware compellml to stuff their handkerrhiefs into their mouths to prevent a desecration of t solemn service with laughter." LIKE A HUMAN. The mouse that smells the cheese And slips’ into the housewife‘s ‘ra <non finds that he's like most 0 these Who thinks they've struck a leap -.m.â€"-. ...- :w-~_ ,, u .- . vm.-~d.~â€" m-“ .â€"â€"â€"_..... - - - -.............â€" .