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FLASHES OF FUN. â€"â€" Minnieâ€"I wonder if she takes someh thing for that smooth complexion? Mamieâ€"N0; I think she gave some- thing for it. The Impressario-Of course, you can't please everybody. Friend-No? Sup- pose you give Wagner opera with coon songs between 111': acts. Ikeyâ€"Give me a penny. fadder, and I buy me an orange off dat man out-4 side. Heimstadterâ€"Go and make fact-s at him, [kt-y ; maybe he will throw one It you. A Cash Clearanceâ€"Cordelia is selling averything to go abroad again. She is? Yes; she offered to sell me her oicycle and her engagement to MI. limp. Sometimes, said Uncle Eben, a man imagines dat he's puttin' his foot down wif great firmness, \vhen's-he merely gittin' his back up, an' lookln’ riddick- lous. \Villieâ€"Siy, pa, what's- an impres- sion that he sells more pictures than he can paint. New Form of an Old Questionâ€"So you wish to marry my daughter? Yes, sir. \Veil, can you support her in that condition of idleness to which she has always been accustomed? Confessionsâ€"Gladys Lucile, I must make a confession before We are mar- ried. You know me as Guy Percy Fitz-“’illiam, but the folks at home call me Bill. ’1‘li.it’s all right, My pa and ma call me Toadie. Presence of M‘ndâ€"Th it woman show- ed wonderful presence of mind, when her horse ran away. Is that what you call it? She threw down the reins and yelled. 1 know she did, and the horse run straight down the street. If she hit]. held on to the reins she would hive doubtless steered him into the fence. Not for His Earsâ€"Sweet, do you love me as well as you dil this time yesterday? tenderly murmured the young bridegroom, leaning towards her. Rather better, 1 think, dear, soft- ly answered the young bride. Then I'm happier than i was yesterday, he rejoined, And I didn’t think it was possiblel \Vhereupon the hard-fea- tured old bachelor in the seat_directly behind them went forward into the smoking-car. till lllGEliSfiLL CASE. :low Mr. Francis Stewart Baffled a Relentless Enemy. â€"â€"' Stricken by Kidney Diseaseâ€"lie llml 'l‘rt-nimI-nt From the Host skillful Bot-tors â€"-.|ll Failed to Help Him. nodd'i Kidney I'ilh ( llrcd lliln. Ingersoll, Jan. lG.â€"â€"Some time ago Mr. Francis Stewart, one of the well- toâ€"do tailors of this town, had the mis- fortune to fall, andlinjure his kidneys severely. Soon after the accident symptoms of Kidney Disease made their appearance and Mr .Stewart at once placed him- self under the care of a competent phy- Bician. ’l‘inie passed; the medical men were ' taken out and this tube restored to its normal constant in their attendance and un- remitting in their care. But no beneâ€" fit resulted. On the contrary Mr. Stewart‘s condition grew steadily Worse. The symptoms became more and more pronounced, and the patient's sufferings were, at last, almost un- bearable. I About this time he bought abox of Dodd‘s Kidney Pills, and began using them, taking no more of the doctors’ medicines, which had proved so use- less. Mr. Stewart tells the result of hin action in. the following words: "I had taken only a few doses oil Dodd's Kidâ€" n-.-y Pills when I began to feel better. My urine grew more natural in color, and became normal in quantity. “lpcrscvcred in the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills, and to-day I am sound and wellâ€"ha.th not an ache or a pain, though the doctors had utterly failed to relieve me.” This is a fair example of the: won- derful cures tli.l.t Dodd’s Kidney Pills hive been. making in this district- the trim been making in this district dur- ing the past few years. ' it is an absolute. fact- that Kidney Disease, of every type. front llrighl's lisaasc, Diabetes and lthclllua'ism to Fulfill Complaints. have been almost entirely banished from this section by Dodd's l{illll\y Pills. llodd's Kidnvy J’ills cost only fif'y cents a. box. $22.50 for six bows, can be got :it (ill drug stores. or by sending the price to 'l'hoI Dodds Medicine 00., Limited, Toronto_ SARC‘ASM. She has a nice lltll.‘ voice. There is only one fault about it. What’s that? It isn't little enough. sionist? Paâ€"An impressionist, Willie, ls an artist who gives one the impl‘es' TAX 0F ALIUSEM'ENTS. Russia has probably the most curious tax in the world. It is called the "am- lnflammatory. “semth tax.’ and was instituted a Year or two ago to found an institu- AOUte."chr°nlc’ tion for the poor. under the title of Whatever its name, wherever and the ” Empress Marie Foundation." The whenever felt, is painful. irritating. tax is laid upon every amusement tick- agouizing. It is caused by acid in the ct sold, and the managers raise the blood settling in the joints. Hood's price accordingly. Already more than Sarsaparilla neutralizes this acid and 1.000.000 roubles have been raised in cures rheumatism. as the experience of this way. mu i'udei his prov n Wil iam 11 Les- tel, (35 Leonard Street. Fall River, . . . . Muss" says:_..l suffered a severe at_ No Discriminationâ€"Mr. Scatterton tack of rheumatism, and decided to try Prides himself on being Sll'iCtly im" Hood's Sarsaparilla. After taking it partial. Yes, answered the unaminble a Short time I “'35 entirely curmu- man. I once went hunting with him. He didn't seem to care whether he hit ’ the rabbit, the dog, or one of his s friends. Is Canada's Greatest Medicil c for rheuma- iilun. Sold b? all druflh'l'm- PH“ 31' _ You can sell dozen: to "our 9 ' are the only pills to take I. “an”: :Fller ' Pl with Hood's Sareaparilla. household. Ilupervicuato culxi, .110 til-Eli‘ee:d‘ciell. 11905:??- ducc will lend sample for 25c prepaid GETTING RID or FRICTION. »â€"l"° ’9 “55551”- 4‘? HEW"? ill-7912's? A novel invention has been exhibited IF ’W35‘J“’A"L”"um" “munn‘n' I , hi ih i before a large number of persons by “uh-p I P m o , i c U .t d J. M. Alves, a Russian civil engineer, "'9 Dawn" comm!” 0" on "1' e l in St. Petersburg. With this invention Toronto' he proposes to revolutionize wheel loco- motion. By attaching it to the wheels lspeaohI'mpedlmentsohnrgxtfie luco u y 9f any VEhlcle’ (fiction. 1% redllclid to treated. Oorinili nqunliflod!rloiltioucr,who won for its lowest pOSSIDIQ limit. 130 the an: Mom stmmcrcr, on hlsourud many who hil- amazement of ‘he Spectators an ord1n_ wdoluw on. Wriioto W. J. Amen, MD.,Bcrlln, Oni. my horse easily drew a wagon loaded ' \V‘llh two and a half tons of goods. The Wm.Miilar& 00- mechanism of this dance was kept a Nanlgnlohlu’értioof gm: 0 . ' ' v 0 an cu. ft. fl“ secret, the wheels being‘ covered With a ":5 flumlyhmm' J". wooden framework. This precaution .lm; Drugflfll"?l\tntii n on the part of the inventor, it was ex- Hm“ °”““‘-“°" “n” v . . to. planned, w-a s because he bad Just applb British Plate Mirrors, to. 1! to 23 Allen 8t,Tcron ed for a patent and did not wish his ’ ‘ ' _ _ invention made public until it had been Metallic Tale hone protected by the patent. V Tablet Always Really. “Jot $1 50 it down now." Price, Rheumatism Sciatic. SPECIAL FROM. KINGSTON. Mr. Editor :â€" . Please inform your readers that we wish to place in their hands, pre-paid, a free sample of an absolute cure for Catarrh, Bronchitis, Irritable Throat, &c. It is neither a snuff, nor a wash, nor an ointme‘nt, but a pleasant rel- medy which is carried by atmospheric air to every part of the throat, lungs and nasal passages. For trial bottle of this famous preparation and in- LIMITED, ' Toronto and Newmnrket. Ont. S u p e r i o r Eng'r‘il-pggyfrglbtl Four Dollars Complete. To be had only from ll. Boltltli’l‘s, 31 Queen St. E., Toron'o. Send stamp for circular and sample, of cloth before buying elsewhere. haler. Addres . . 1 ' . I I' I'ldigesi-iun.0(nsu t' ,D"l . l . '= -. x N C P” so“ 8“ °°' Domlnlon. Line Steamshlps. o ’A..i'.‘.’.’.’.'.°ls..;.‘.li"iii...;§:i.°“liii.5:133.a Kingston, Ont. __ M ntreel and Quebec to Liverpool in summer; Large undoinct twin screw steamship: ‘ Labrador Van- HUMORING THE OLD MAN. couvnr,‘ ‘Domlniorh,’ £§CO§BID%9.;; gpgllzghisreeé' 10D 01' 11'» . ' Mr. Poorchlpâ€"I have humored my sxgig‘fillnafi‘dngagrgge passengers. Rates of rich uncle in everything, but I 'do not passage-Just. Cabin,$60.00; Second Cabin. Se“- h3w 10311 go On With his Whims any 835: Steerege 822.50 and upllardn according to ‘ ‘ ' n berth. For all information apply h“ ‘ her. He wants me to help hlm get gaggggiangente. or DAVlD TORRANCE 8t. 00.. a wife; but if he marries I won’t in- Gen-1 Agents, 17 sh.Sacrnment. St..Montreal- herit his fortune, and our wedding QM WW will be impossible. BTRATFORD, ONT. Miss Be-lutiâ€"Don't worry, my dear. You can humor him and have the 00m rolcl School inthe Prcvlnoo' enter new: 3°“ m' . ELLIOTT. rancipai. money, too. I'll marry him myself. analogue free. W- J TR 0 0 Fl N n and Sheet Metal Works. ROOFING SLATE in Black, Rod or Green. SLATE BLACKBOARDS ( o lupply ’ . ‘ d H' h Sch 1 ’1‘ onto). Roofing Faithful, HAIR CU'ITING IN SIAM' :3, mi.“ nodl‘iinnco'i'inn an New on, Build- The wives of Siamese nobleman cut WTwlgoé‘dofgliirofizgzglzbr "eagloggylgsoga ' ' ,' ' ' M I!“ I their hmr so that It Sticks straight up auri'clc Ihlppodtocny nrtof the country. Phenol”! from their heads. The average length .III'I’HIII. 0N8,Adc aIdI&Wldmoratl.,Tor-onto. of it is about one and one half inches. ' Deafness Cannot be Cured by loml nppZiI-niinlis as 'hey cannot reach the ? g E . g? g g % a E diseased portion or the car. There is only one - way to cure deafness. and that. is by constitu- tional remedies. Deafners is cauced by an in- flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube iâ€"' infl imed -â€"---... WHEN YOU ARE BUYING TEA" Ask your grocer for LU D ELLA 05mm Unequailed for purity and honest value â€" Lead packages -- 25, 30, 4o, 50 and 60c. Wadi Bend ur lowed. hue ihmnloo‘ty Printingsz HboumiZl‘Srigh. ndngtcécgcac, Iota to; A In III". .Inut... . too or. u Mot. looks M m mixgowpsgoua, “9°... rr om 3mm! a: norm wrrn Till flnfimmuruiod ammumflmmanwm Swiss Darner. . . Fri, 5. TAM mm After 5 little pm tioo rem ladle. 15 Only institution in Ono-dc for the sure...) every pl“. of much detect. hubllah a week ml 0 have 1mm «lulu bo- som. cu clan talent with "E’. Toronto, m rum . Swulc humane OH EOH‘S A N83; WENT E, on our agent: had instruct other: in their " l Pembroke IL, Toronto, Danton. FREE BOOKLET. GUIDE TO HEALTH. locality. We toq- ihounndn of umpl dornlnn for our bin note. and in on women who nvo'l‘it Bim- DARK“ an easily em from .3 h u weekl in a topic. orm. 3 ms. Dunn: iii a fresh heel or to- a flock in iwq minutes I nond- ublcoloihn, «ruin underwen- md on fabric. with equal nicely and speed. and l Pamphlets and Sample-3 oi ‘ - Material of our Steel Frame Nlagara Vapor Bath sent. to any address on receipt: 0! stamp. ~ Thermometer Attachment and * Vaporizer complete. Agents Wanted for B i Sell' Both in Among. m. "m" °" "W" n u mil; to a (corn: _. liltlluullm lllDUl Bomb. 7 i; V f ' an aura“ _. - . y , . .‘ g od,oom m In! ‘ v ' ‘ h‘t’lfit?”.t.‘t‘%‘£.'” Million on ipio 87 Yonge St., Toronto. m mosr wumnovs. EPPS’S GRATEFULâ€"COM FORTING. COCOA BREAKFASTAUPPER. . l '- without medicine ' or expense to tho . nit-st dist-r'lcn-dStomach, Lungs, Nerves, Liver, Blood, Bladder. kidneys. Brain and Breath by Bu garry’s ARcvaienta ' rablca Food. which Saves lilvalirls and («'hiidlell, and also chrs NIC‘ ces~fully llllnnts whose Ailments and Debility have re- clste doll other Uéiitlllt‘nl’lli. it digests when ml othé‘? I load is rejected, caves 50 times its sort in medicine. l 5 Tourism: Success. 100,000| The, are 56 Annual t tires of Colistilm- l ill-n. Flulitleucy, Dyspepsia. THE ODORLESS 'LQISO’IO 353013 9 NEED Hundreds of those Closets are now in use. Nervous Dellility, Sleepleuuegsl [impumyency‘ } Fire only required once in two weeks. it Barr basil: _ . l llll ODORLESS GREMAIORY GlOSll 00., at all Grocers. Chemists, and Notes everywhere, In tins Hamilton, Ont. For circular write to 25.,351, 621.. Cs . 5th., 143. Sent. carriage tree. Also Du 1 Bauys Revolentc Biscuits, in tins, 33. 6d. and 63. l Baker’s Adjustable Beds'de Table - «..~- if??? i _ Designed Especially for Home 0 )mfort. . . V No Hospital or sanitarlum In complete without " them. Thousandeln use. Univeranlly illdorced and highly recommended by - the Medical Profession. Frame of table is construct.- ed of Steel Tubing. finished either in Black or White Enamel Nickel or Antique Copper Plate Leaf ll of Selected Oak nicely polished. Ctul be used over bed, lounge, chair, etc. A household article of great merit and utility. Descriptive circular and price list. sent. free upon application. Correspondence Invited. "- The w. B. CAMPBELL co.. General Agents for Canada. Toronto, Ont. ~â€"NON-PERSONAL LIABILITY.â€" I 5 Limited, a:cameramanasserts; uthorized capital Stock, $150,000 divided into 000,000 shares of a par value of the result, and unless the inflammation can he 25 cents each. First portion of these are condition. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases outof ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but. an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrb) that; can- not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars; free. I". J. CHENEY 8c 00.. Toledo, 0. Sold by Drllggiets. 750. Hall’s Family Pills are the boat. __ of the Company :â€" WOULD BE PREPARED NEXT TIME THOMAS s. HOBBS, ox-M.P.P.. London. ' - . . S. F. McKINN’ON. ESQ. Wholesale Merchant, Toronto. Adhttl'e 5%“ l1. “eint out. to Fen the 0th" JOHN FLET’I‘. ESQ, Wholesale Mtlrchant, Toronto. er 83'. an. a tel tea diffelent games BE'IRY cowxnms. Wholesale Merchant, Toronto. were indulged in until it was time to HARTLEY H. DEWART, ESQ. Toronto. go home. As the guests were leaving, 3- MILLICHAMP' ESQ" Manufamumr Lhe hostess offered the little girl a Toronto‘ un. No, thank you, ma'am, said the mite; 1 could not eat any more. The hostess told her to put it in her pocket. She replied. I can't, it's full already; but next timle- I come I will bring a basket. W P C 954- ” .. h. gag“- “â€" CALVITTR rs Cal-belle Disinfectants. Soaps, Glut. merit, Tooth Powders, otc., have been awarded 100 medals and diplomas for superior excellence. Thv-lr regular use prevent inflicti- ous diseases. Ask your dealer to obtain a supply. Lists mailed free on application. F. G. CALVERT & 60., I‘IANCHESTER, - - ENGLAND, RELATIVE Losmm or L157 cit/mae- mo FLYING Durcnmu CLAIM: amp M‘Klantr, 8.C. sAUBAIE CANNOTâ€"New Importation: finest English Shoo) ud All-crin- animatorâ€"reliable goods .0 mm rum. nuc accurately. ' - sun.» I. 8‘ ..._ _ _. --_ -. , TORONTO CUTTING scucct. “'rlte for s ccinl terms during Janum a February. CORRIGAN, li3 Yonge St.’ ad .01., ‘ â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"~â€" I a“ Every nominal-or Q. Stam m ere r m u the will come and try. I hucapent Wycon' study on thin istrmln habit. Come and utlrfy yonnclvcc. No rink. W. K. B TE. Spe'cio‘int. 392 Cu. lrxc KL. Toronto. issue 290,000 shares at 15 Cents each. A large pro- already subscribed for. BEING INCORPORATED UNDER THE LAWS or BRITISH COLUMBIA. PROVISIONAL DIRECTORS- The following gentlemen, who have already subscribed for stock, are proposed as Provisional Director: J. 0. BUCHANAN. ESQ. Bank Manager. Toronto. F. D. FEARMAN. ESQ , Manufacturer. Hamilton. GEORGE E. MAURER. E50... Fairviow. 13.0. c. C. BENNETT. ESQ. Vancouver, 13 C. MAJOR C. GREVILLE EARSTON, Toronto. ARTHUR JUKES JOHNSON, E50,. M. D., Toronto. and Merchant. This Company is especially formed to acquire the "Lest Chance” and "Flying Dutchman' Mineral Claims in Camp M Kinney. in It a mine range as rim 0 li‘ll)-M) chum, To : lam. tin ince heiiig ) ilv iopr‘n od from tho Uarlboo claim-4 by tho Wlmton Fraction. ’l‘ho iflfl. (Jim. 0 \djoins t c \Vatorlim on one -i.i.:. an 1 OJ me truer side. i i lt'oriten )y. l prion which would not be accepted today. l9. pquipmrnt of the mine. are In no batter-Investment in Camp Mchnno-l tel-day than those claims offer to those who if” stock in this company. Options were scoured on Int-so clainn fro-n .‘dr. :St phen Millgott before the full merits of the Camp were known to the pllli'll‘, u 5;.areholdcm in the Company not. the full benefit of the option-n, that were Hl-cirel In (0) in ca~n and 820,000 in stock for the 3er claims. The first will" or ~t .ck, consis'ing of 2000!)" shared tpnr vnlne 850.000), is offered for nlc at FIFTEEN CENTS PEI! SHARE, with. out deduction for commi-s one. e0 as to realize $30,003. The Company can, from the sale of this stock, make all payments 01 beta pr.» parties, and lnnvc newly Stunt!) in tho Traa~urr to np,lly exclusive y to development work. . After the axle of this issue of stock 250.003 shares (pir value 370%). will remain in the Troaaury for further development and The low capitalimtion of the Compa iy, coupled with tho rovod character of tho C-smp and the inaction of than claims. make this the but. proqlevrtive mining lnv stment in British Columbia t at is oforod to the public today. Pronpeclus containing full parucuh irs and tliin‘n' l‘rptll‘l u on the property will be furnished upon application. All Inhncrlptionl 'or Stock, accompanied by marked cheque. drain, or post-amt» order. should be addroaacd to the unxlorulgnoh who are authorized to give interim roe ipta pending the pormananb organization of the company. c, c. BENNETT, Vancouver, 13.0., GREVILLE & 00.. Telephone 2199 Mining Brokers, 71‘. Bay Street, Toronto. -4...“ _-Aâ€"â€" *‘WW